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THE OREGON STATESMAN. SALEM. OREGON
SUNDAY MORNING, JULYflS, 1924
Teddy Bears
Lounge Lizards
Radio Bugs
Fox Trots ";
01 Sharks ;
Political Goats
Wall Street Bulls
Society Lions
Human Flies
Poor Fish, j
Owl Cars
Jail Birds 1 . ;
did Crabs -f
I heard New York at SUPPER
VASE OF HAND-CARVED OREGON
WOOD ATTRACTS ATTENTION
TIME
As plain as plain can be.
I've hadi Detroit, I've had Beloit
And Nashville, Tennessee.
An hour ago I heard Palm Beach
And listened in on Texas,
So now i guess I'll get washed up
And go downstairs to BREAK
FAST. JAMES E. FESLER.
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Faint Heart
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It required several months o?
carve the vase, pictured above with the designer,' and maker. The
' vase is made of 40 different pieces of Oregon wood, is 20 inches high
and about two feet across, with ah 11 -inch pot. The proportions are
exceptional, according to C. F. Breithaupt, local florist, in whose
window the vase Is on display. The vase has been painted green and
black. It is valued by Mr. Kroeplin at 75. The maker plan3 on
opening an art and wood carving shop here soon. , :
THE PARADE OF TIIK
? ? ? ? ? T SOLDIERS
- lly liois Rhodes
Hats off!, Along the streets were
, flirts
A puff of powder, a ruffle of
j skirts,
A bare knee gleams in the sun.
'Hats off! The flappers are
passing on.
Black and brown and yellow they
gleam,
Little bobbed heads like heads
' In a dream, 1 )
Earrings as long as they "grow, t
Little rouged cneek,s with , ay
pinkisn glow.
Short; skirts, long skirts, every
V kind, - ' ;' i" ,
Shoes that trip like a summer
. ... wind. . .. I
'Hose of gray, of riesh. of fawn, ;
. Hats on! The flappers are
gone are gone.
IIard.Boild!
Bill the Burglar was hard
boiled, there was no doubt of that,
lie had. been shot at by'humlreds
of policemen and had been pierced
by at least a doten bullets, but
evidently ho was too tough to
hurt. At last, however, he was
captured and condemned to die in
the electric chair.
The fateful day came, and Bill
was led to the execution room and
stranned In the chair. It took' six
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iT No Car Like It I
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And at the end of a long sustained high speed, your motor will
be cooler, will need less water than any similar sized poppet-valve
engine; will need no repair,' no tinkering with imseafed valves.
This engine's power curve keeps climbing op while the power of
a poppet-valve car is dropping off; j Furthermore, the Willys
Knight is entirely free from those engine repairs which make up
50 of the upkeep cost of practically all poppet-valve cars. It has
no cams no springs to get out of order. A
season alter season. Take a ride today.
"WELLY)
Ml
ine spare time of Fred Kroeplin to
men to do it, and they had their
hands full, at that. '
Five, ten! minutes, passed, and
hard-boiled j Bill's air of bravado
began to fade.) He grew a shade
paler, and seemed a trifle nerv
ous, j j ( : ;-:;;:.;;(
"All right, come on," he growl
ed, "turn on the juice and have It
over with!" j
"T-turn it on, man!! stuttered
the prison electrician, in an awed
voice. "It's been oa for five
minutes!" ' ' I ;
j SINBAD.
Tripping the Light - Fantastic
Helen: "What sort of a
dan-
cer is Jack". . j , '
May: "Not bad, he' really
very light on your feet." .
MRS. RALPH DELL. .
Not every actor who cries '. for
bread receives a role.
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' 3Iotioii!t and Kmbt ions'
The boat began to roll and pitch.
The judge clung to the rail;
He didn't like the bounding waves.
His solemn! face grew; pale;
but happily a clever thought
Came to his legal brain,
He over-ruled the motion
And felt all right again. ,
LILLIAN RADKE.A
Quit Right
Jimmy: "Hey, Dad!"
Dad: 'Well?" :
Jjinmy:! "What kinda i boxes
do they use when they box a kid's
cars?" ! -I
Dad: "Cuff boxes."
; Our National Menagerie
Oolf Lynx
Hot Dogs
Blind Pigs
42 faorsepower ! 50
ftggtfrrs without loss of
csss repair wlthcat
VICK BROS.
High Street at Trade
Those (durations
First Motorist:
'Having tiro
trouble?" ; " ;
Second Motorist (wiping the
perspiration from his face):"Naw,
just; took it off to restthe-rim!";
JOAN KOOPMAN.
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"Yes," remarked the theatrical
manager of the show that was
fjopping. as he sorrowfully view
ed tho hundreds of vacant chairs.
'lies, tnis, is inueea a arama pi
the! great, open spaces." t r
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' 'Class
He
was a teacher .
i Instructing the girls,
Paulines and Elsies
Ethels and Pearls. i
Though there were fifty.
He fell for one lass; j
Mabel entranced him c 1
For she was the "class." 1
r EDGAR DANIEL KRAMER.
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Barber Shop Chords
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Gayboy (to barber who has just
Cut his chin-: "You see, my man.
What comes of drinking liquor?"
Barber: "Yes sir. It makes
the chin tender.
J. R. HENDERSON.
How Careless of Father
My Daddy's made me promise
That boys I'd never kiss .
T1 I was at least eighteen j
I really don't mind this.
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Cause when he gave his orders ;
He just forgot, you see.
To make me promise also
I'd not let boys kiss me. ; I
-PATRICIA E. BUCHANAN.
Nautical Dictionary for Landsman
Beatings-Bargaining ; with the
captain. 1 , , I
Clews Peculiar odor of inter
est to government officers.
Dead Reckoning -The ; skip
per's bill for ten cases.
Draught One gallon.
Fathom Six gallons.
Funnel Used in filling bottles,
Hold Does not always .mean
"to have." j ; 1
Logbook -Book containing
names of customers.
! S. O. S. -Wireless call meaning
"Short of Sherry-"j - "
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Outline of! History
Lady Jane Grey was calm, and
was looking her best in spite of
tho fact that she jwas doomed to
die within a few minutes.
i Not a cry did she utter as her
head was placed upon the black,
nor did she flinch when the execu
tioner lifted his axe. Nor did she
shed a tear as she! heard the crisp
whistle of the rescending axe. :
j Thud! Her head dropped from
the block, and the lifeless body. of
Lady Jane Grey flopped ungrace
fully in another' direction, for
Lady Jane Grey jwas a lazy hen
which had ceased; to lay.
I COR1NE GRIFFITH.
Radiol ites
rallea end taore on
power without
carben cleaning!
car you can keep
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; Tramp( to lady at back door):
Lady, I lost me leg, an' I thought
mebbo you "
Ladyi "Well, I haven't got it
here." . ,
Ai ROBERT BRECKER.
' HftdfT arn rrqaeiW to rontriliat.
All humor, epigrams (or humnroaa mot- :
torn), jokes, nerdates, poetrj, bur
Ieqii, aatirea and bright Bajringa of ;
children, roust be original and uopub- ;
liabed. iAceepted material will be paid ;
(or at regular rates. : All manuacripta
must be written on one side of tho
paper only, should bear name of this
newspaper and should bo addressed to
tho K o n 8 h o p Editor, TU . Oregon :
Htatesmao.' "
CHAUTAUQUA TALK I
j lly tho Secretary .
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Everything points to the best
Chautauqua Salem ever had both
in point of attendance and qual
ity of program; j 1
Chautauqua is tho one bright
spot o the entire year for hund
reds oE Salem people.' It is thor
oughly uplifting aind beneficial.
Its message is one of good cheer
and encouragement. That is why
a few iare willing to assume the
financial responsibility of bring
ing it back, from year to ycaK !
Thef e s much more than merely
guaranteeing the financial end.
There fare a few days strenuous
labor as the time draws near in
selling ' tickets- Many business
people; help with this and are
proud to have part in bringing tho
Chautauqua back.
Thus the real work of perpetu
ating 'the Chautauqua as one of
the splendid annual attractions of
our city far-reaehing as any
equal (effort of the entire year-
is enjoyed by many beside the
guarantors.
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There Is toom for a number of
men aind women who will help in
secur'rhg advance pledges for tick
ets, far next year, and who will
assist! in selling tickets and deliv
ering jthe same to pledged buyers
about this time next year. If you
want ! to be such a Chautauqua
booster make the fact known. Call
up 1013. We can use you and
you'll: enjoy it. j
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Get your season tickets how.
They are for sale all over the city.
Note .the window card announce
mentaj.: You give active assistance
to the local boosters by- getting
them lat the earliest possible date.
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! Gel fyour reserved seats Mon
day mornine next ! at Patton's
Bookstore and Hart man's Jewel
ry store 9 o'clock. ; .",
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All Quality
You cannot find as thoroughly
a Well constructed tire, nor as
durable a tire,. as these great
oversize C-T-C hand-built lo3s
inflation cords, which we are
handling.
Only the best rubbers and long
staple combed cotton are used;
compounding is improved un
der secret process;. the most expert
hand-craftsmanship Is employed;
. production is restricted and ? the
most rigid inspection required. I
Tin b a C-T-C hsiwt-oailt Pal-
lii tir ler cstrcss law inf (attorn,
wkkh (ita aay standard wheel and rlas.
C-T-C Tabes add ssileag to alawat aay
Salem Automobile Co. t
Valley Motor Co.
Ir Jorgcnson :
Vick Bros. ;
(Columbia Tire? Corporation
Factory Branch. 477 Court
Marion Automobile Co. ,
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VISIfTf
And use this road
LEAVING Salem you follow, the
Pacific Highway to Jefferson
which is 18 miles from Sa
lem, then oh to Albany 10 miles
farther. This portion of the trip
is all on paving and the streets
of the towns are plainly marked
with highway signs so you cannot
miss the .road.
The bridge at Albany Is closed,
so you turn to the left at the toot
of the bridge and take the east
side route to Corvallis, 37 raile3
from Salem. This Is an excellent
gravel road. . .j' -- '
Follow the Newport highway
Blgnu out of Corvallis and you' will
find a gravel road taking you 'into
Philomath, 45.5 miles from Salem.
I LUNCHES . .
CoQfectlonery, Fountain Drinks,
Milk and Cream ;
Bakery with home-cooked prod
ucts, pies, cakes, and' other
good things, i .
POMjYANXA CAFE i
Philomath, Oregon. -;.'
After leaving Philomath, the
road is slightly rough for the first
few miles but one Is comfortable
at a speed of about 25 miles.
About 12 miles from Philomath
proceed more carefully, as there
is a rock crusher and a bridge
under construction, both requiring
Bhort detours of a few feet on a
rather narrow I road.
After these -detours the road Is
excellent and fainy straight into
Eddyvllle, which 75.1 in lies from
Salem. This portion of the' road
follows in ' succession the Marys,
L4ttle Elk, and Yaquina rivers:
Anyone wishing to tarry and fish
for a short time shoud stop and
ask Mr. Mauch, proprietor Of the
service station and store in Eddy
ville to direct them as there Is ex
cellent fishing. ;
! ! EDWARD MAUCH
Service Station. Garage,
i ! General Merchandise 4 ; ;
! C. 1 C. & Gogdyear Tires
I ; Eddyville, Oregon 1;
The halfway station between
Corvallis and Newport
From Eddyville to Toledo; which
is 93.2 miles from Salem, the
highway is freshly graveled; and
a wo&derfully scenic 'trip.; The
Ifact that there are numerous
curves and rather heavy traffic
requires that -you exercise cau.
tlon. , . . :t::-
I On reaching the outskirts of
Newport, if you wish to I go to
Agate Beach turn to the right at
the; first service station that you
reach an,d follow the plank: road
for ; three miles. If you wish to
go to Nye Beach follow the high
way Into, town until .you reach
the stage terminal, t 100? miles
from. Salem, then turn to the right
and follow the planking, or if you
wish to go to the downtown sec
lion turn to the left at the termi
nal and follow the planking.
JUNGLE OF YUCATAN
BEGINS TO DISCLOSE
SECRETS OF MAYAS
WASHINGTON, July 12 Ex
cavation of Chichcn Itza. the once
brilliant capital ot the lost ' Maya
race, a civilization of American
aborigines that, reared an amaz
ing culture on this continent be
fore the dawn of the Christian era
and then disappeared, bequeathing
ta posterity a vast riddle of ruined
temples' and stately pyramids, has
been begun under the direction
of the Carnegie institute of Wash
ington. ; ... . S .; . I' : ' .
An expedition sent into Yuca
tan, the site of the Maya's great
est cultural achievement, early
this spring, lias sent back to the
institution here its first report .of
actual progress on the task of dig
ging the ancient metropolis; from
its jungle covered grave in a gen
uineeffort to solve the mystery of
the origin of the people who built
it. . fv
Dr. Sylvanus G. Morley, associ
ate of the Carnegie Institution in
Middle American archaeology, is
head of -the expedition', which
reached ; Chicheu Itza May 18.
btiice Uiat time the eicavators
have devoted their unrestricted at
tention to uncovering a feroup of
pyramids and temples in the very
heart of the buried city, known as
"The Court of the Thousand Col
umns." . J i
Part of this has already been
reclaimed, thn excavators j coming
npon beautifully carved columns,
whose numbers led to the name
ascribed to the court above. In
the course of their excavations the
archaeologists, ur. Morley wrote,
found a great; mosaic which had
once graced the entrance to one
of the temples in this court.
Examination proved it to have
THE NEWPORT BEACHES
log.
It will tell you the
Salem
(IHKimV CITY. COTTAGES
Clean Cottages at Reasonable
f .Prices
Wood, Light and Water
Furnished 1
I Write for Reservations
- Geo. Ci. Smith, Box 423
ALLEN'S
f A Real Place to Eat.
Sea Foods A Specialty
Dining room over the bay
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i Near boat;: landing ,
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Bert E. Allen, Prop.
CASINO GARAGE
STORAGE
Gas and Oil
Lincoln County's Largest
, 1 : ' Garage
NEWPORT CAFE
(Formerly Tho Coffee Cup)
ll "Where Highway ami City
ll : . - ' Meet"
Blast and personal service
featured. Meals, Fountain,
jf r Lunches.
Burt Humbarger, Prop. ,
j Agate Beach Inn
I Most scenic beach on the
Pacific coast
;Three floors or Solid comfort
i Dining room In connection
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An Ideal bathing I and agate
beach sheltered from the strong
ji ' winds '. ' -
l For rates and reservations
II address
Katherine George
Agate Beach, Oregon
Nicolia Hotel
On Nye Beach ' ;
Newport, Ore.
Bipger and Belter
; no Rooms $1 l'p
unning Water Steam lieated
200 Feet From Ocean 1
RESTAURAlfT
Meals Served
A. J. HOWELl! Mgr.
Phone 8805
Oregon Caves Resort
GRANTS PASS. OUEUOX "
Now Open t the Caves
Kitchen and Dining . Room in
Charge of Members of the
Home Economics Depart
ment, Oregon Agri
cultural College
contained a large central figure
o Ku - Kulcan, the patron deity
o Chichen Itza, surrounded by
jlguars and flowers. The mosaic
ly in a thousand pieces when
te archaeologists found it, scat
tered over a stone platform that
ad once been the floor of the
tlmple. Dr. Morley compared it
to a great 'picture puzzle which
rfie members of his staTf must
cirefully piece together and study.
j "Chichen Itza originally cov
tked an immenseextent," Dr.
slorly wrote. "TmB civic and re
liious center .containing th etem
ples, - palaces. ' pyramids. ; market
lilaccs. ball courts,;terraces, tomfcs
i;9id plazas alone covered an area
two miles Jong by a mile wie.
But beyond. this in eve.ry direction
tor miles and miles formerly
stretched the homes of the hum
bler folks. ; ; .
"Of these not a trace may now
be seen. The great forest of Yu
catan I has obliterated them, so
Jjiat now they are as much a part
of the earth as the thousands of
Mayas who reared them so long
ago." ' i
- J. O. Kilmartin of the United
States' geological survey, who was
exact condition of the;
to Newport
A. L. THOMAS j
Souvenir Store J
Agat Catting and Mounting
Dregoh Pictures, Agate Jewelry
j NEWPORT, OREGON
iSTOCKER'S MARKET
I Ed Stocker, Prop.
Nya Beach and Trent Street
Cboica, fresh: and cored j meats of all
kinds. Poultry, etc
i ' Front Street Pbomi 7505
f Nye Beach Phone 25514
. j' j . STORAGE -.( i
Drop Vt m Card and Wa Will Save
) f Yon a Stall i
i Accessories, Oils, Greases
Repairing- on. All Makes of Cars
HUNTER BROS. GARAGE
NYE BEACH !
Skating Rink
iHardwnoH flnor 123x53
You! will find this an ideal nlace
to epend yOur evenings hlf wiy
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oeiween Day uuu otenu. j
ij The Log Cabin i
Lnncbes and Confectionery j
Special-Sunday Dinner gerved.
This house- is conducted by
former Salem people and solic-
I its your patronage. j
Eickson and Johnson, Prop.
Park Hotel !
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Mrs! PuRhJof Conrallls. in Chars of
diniiiK room. Bates $2.50 i per day
(meals and bed). On block from post-
off ic. ! ' . - j : f
? MRS. G. C. ALLEN
NEWPOBT, OEEGOH
As You Like It
Home Cooking and Baking.
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Confectionery in connection
Everything new and clean
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In the heart of the Nye Beach
business section . i
Mrs. Stella Flemming
Prop.
Coryallis-Newpoirt
Stage Line i
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We run two stages daily,
bbth to! and from .Corvallis.
A three-hour ride from Cor
vallis to Newport through
sOme of the best scenery in
the west, in
stages , driven
drivers.
com
by
ortable
careful
Newport - Agate Beach
Development Company
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loaned to the Carnegie f institution
ftr the purpose of making a map
'6(1 Chichen Itza, has Juit returned
tq "Washington, f Mr. ) Kilmartin
bs completed the first modern
map of a portion of this ancient
city, drawn "to a scale j which will
lajter enable the archaeologists' to
irjsert in its proper place every
tejmple ind even every column In
tile temples, it desired. j I
JJ The. program of thB Carnegie
Ihstitutfon : contemplates jexcava
tlons covering a period) of jat least
Ji) yeari. No work will be possi-
b e in Chichen, Itza
summerl and autumn
tl e torrential rains
during the
because of
which fall
diirinc ithoe seasons.
But it Is
cfcpccteii that in 10 yaraf the ex
Iditiort will have progressed far
dough o know whether the many
iiysteries surrounding thp history
df the- Maya civilization are to be
solved there. . j f I
I RK WIIITFJ (it)l'IIKR:CAi;HT
A pure white gopher.) probably
n albino, was displayed: In Dallas
n Thursday by J. W.. Robinson,
jwho lives on Falrview avenue Just
west of the city. The animal was
notine the oeculiar color he sue-1
tjeeded in taking it away from her. '
highway; from
SEE LESTER MARTIN
If you are interested in buying
a cottage or a lot to build on,
price right, terms easy.
Abby Hotel Bldg. Phone 7451
Insurance and Loans
Ashcraf t Lumber Co.
. Building material of all
kinds .
The REDFERN COTTAGES
r Neat, clean and attractive
Your comfort and satisfaction
J is our aim
For reservations address
FEED D. COFFEEN. Newport, Oregon
; The' Old Playgrounds
j r Overlooking Ocean
Cottages and Apartments by the
j Week or Month
i Garage- In Connection
i We Appreciate Reservations
J. II. If. ANDERSON, Prop.
! Newport, Ore. I
, Newport's i
New Natatorium.
is open for the season.
I In connection with the nata
torium we have the best dance
hall in this part of Oregon,
with a splendid orchestra.
Our lunch room serves the
best at all times.: . -j
Only four hours' drive from
Salem over excellent paved and
graveled roads, j
Directly adjacent to the best
part of the bathing beach,
P. T. Coleman, Mgr.
HOT SEA
BATHS
Gochnour and Read, Prop3.
Opposite Hotel Glim ore
at NyeBeach"
Dr. M. Adell Gochnour, chiro
practor physician with massage
and electrical treatments.
Hours from 10 a. m. to 9 p. m.
Newly furnished housekeeping
rooms in connection
The gopher was of medium
pocket gopher size and had all
the regular physical characteris
tics of the species, except the fur.
The fur was a beautiful white, and
seemed of finer texture than-th
usual gopher. i.Tile. cat had. suc
ceeded in eating 'it way a portion
t.uc tiraiA ouu.- i-iirr ira a m
not be found. Dallas Observer.
Some idea of the extent "and
growth of automobile camping in
the United States was revealed
here today when the 1924-1923
Official Camping i and Campsite
Manual came off the press and
was put into distribution by th
national headquarters of the
American Automobile Association.
According to the AAA an
nouncement certain writers re
playing up automobile accidents
in an effect toward sensationalism,
using the term i "murder" with
reference to misuse of automo
biles, and "slaughter to describe
fatalities on the Rtreets and high
ways. It is" pointed out by the
automobile organization that this
tends to complicate the problem,
rather than solve It, by leading the
public to believe that the matter
is Eomehing beyond its control.
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