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THE OREGON STATESMAN, SALEM, OREGON FRIDAY MORNING. JUNE 6, 1924 -' leaned Daily Except Monday by , 215 Sooth Commercial 8t, Salem, Orefoa V.. J. Hendricks io'vn L Brady Iran Jatkoskl ; MXM3E or THE ASSOCIATED PUSS- Tha Aaeoeiated Pmi U excloiiely entitled to the en for pabllaatSon ( iD f"J aepateheo credited to it or sot etherwiee credited la this paper aad alee tha local mwi published herein. I t u. j. HExiraicKa Preaident CARLE ABRAMS Secretary ' ' ' BUSINESS OETICE: i ; Thomas T. Clark Co, Nw York, 141145 Weat Sth St.; Chicago, Marquette Build- , ' W. S. Grothwehl, Mrr. ' (Portland Office. 33ft Wore m tar Bid., Phone 6637 B Roadway. O. T. WlUiama. Mfr.) TELEPHONES: .-'. S3 Circulation Offic - - 33-104 V "Society Editor Job Department - 683 Poalaeia Office fcewa .Department Entered at Ue Potteflice In Salem, I BIBLE THOUGHT AND rKAYEIl 5 Preae Badlo Copy Prepared by Badlo BTBLB SERVICE Burma. Cincinnati. Ohio. IX paraata aria kava their children memorise tha daily Bible eelactteaae, U win nrera . a trlceleM fcarlU to then la after xeare. - 1 June 6. 1924 ' ' s HUMILITY OP CHRIST: Xet this mind be in you. whih was also in Christ Jesus. Let nothing be done through strife or Tain glory; but in lowliness of mind let each esteem other better than themselves.- Philipplans 2:5,3. : i I PRAYER: We are thankful dear Lord, for the perfect life of Jesus. May it be our dally ambition to grow Into His likeness. f A NEW PEACE CRUSADE 1 ' "World peace looms in the offing. - We are nearing the time when civilised nations will settle their disputes amicably and without the horrors of war." i : So spoke Mrs. Thomas Gerald Winter, president of the Gen eral Federation of Women's Clubs, whose destines she has di rected for four'years, in Los Angeles, Cal., last Monday : ; Where were gathering for their seventeenth biennial con vention beginning on Tuesday thousands of representatives of the 5000 organizations in all parts of the world, with 2,800,000 members. . . ,y, -- ' . ' ,:aa' : The major theme of this great convention of women's organ izations deliberating in California's big southern metropolis this week issworld peace , -x-.X-Tt " . -. I 1 They are planning an international crusade for world peace, to be sponsored and worked out by the motherhood and sister-? hood of -the race.----' - . I'.'- 'JfTen people united -have the strength of , 100 who stand singly; 100 in phalanx can overpower 1000 stragglers. Let us; land-together in invincible millions,'. says Mrs. Winter. She cleclares:V '. . '-.;.', -'a,- v.-.. ; -' . . ; ! 4The time has come when we must devote our efforts to the building- up of international relations so that civilized peoples willio Jonger be plunged into devasting wars that take iron us the flowerof-onr manhood and leave the participating countries appalled and deblridden. V'1' u The scientists say that every possible feeling, however inap preciable, produces a movement of the entire organism, of each :::id all its parts . ; .; - ,,. : ;. . And so the inspiration that must surely r come from this proposed crusade, if organized and carried on with the zeal and vrorld wide persistency and thoroughness proposed, cannot but result in a higher. and richer enthusiasm for the welfare and mutual understanding of all peoples ; leading to permanent In short, the mothers of men ood will to men, u they but unite and aemana it ana persist i;i the demand. , -"i , T The meeting at Los Angeles is being guided by the leading thinkers among the womenof the United States, and of the other l .venty-one countries represented- v v, :!, : " By the women who write books and guide great movements and institutions and perform- unselfish service and do .helpful work in thousands' of fruitful fields. ' It is a foregathering of farces calculated to give hope of the starting and carrying on of a world peace movement that may give'powerful aid in bringing complete. success...!; l'U .-.IlU.. - '.'a-: ,.. - No doubt the land arranged for a new home for the state -training school for boys is good laud,- and capable' of the production of such crops as my be successfully planted : and tended and harvested prineipally.by the boys of the institution, present and prospective. The loca tion is within the prescribed constitutional limits. The distance f ronv Salem is not particularly objectionable; that is, f from the teat of government. It is doubt : pleasing t(j the welfare workers of Portland who have been insistent upon the acquisi tioa of a new site., But 276 acres is not enough land. It is not enough to serve the program for self support, that was the main i Jea of the members of the Legislature who pushed the proposi tion for the purchase through that body. Oregon will have many more people, in the next ten, twenty, thirty years. There will be ten millions of people in the Willamette valley. : There will be 1000 boj's in the state training school. There is a propo sition for using the present buildings and site for the larger boys. But this will take legislative action. . There wilt be dis putes as to whether the proposed new institution shall be for boys only, or for boys and first offenders. Any way, that part of the program is in the air, and will likely remain so for a'long time. More land should have been-bought, if any land at all was to be bought. -Of course, more may be bought later; but likely at a much higher price, seeing that the state .cannot be the chooser of its location. - PATTERSON FOR CHAIRMAN So far the only name mentioned for chairman of the republican state committee is Hon. I. L. Pat terson of Polk county. Mr. Pat terson is a man of large political experience and -has just concluded a rery successful campaign. - His stock is. at its highest. 1 Vhea this last campaign start ed one of the managers for Hiram Johnson remarked to us that it ; was "pudding" to oppose Patter- ' son because Patterson only went to the influential men, whereas the Johnson managers went to J everybody. There must hare been ' Boma mistake . or miscalculation about this. Calvin Coolidge car J rled the state about five to-one. ', an;l there are not that many high brows in the state. - Somebody must have made a' campaign that reached the masses and we have an i.Iea that that somebody was I L. Patterson. j . - -r. ratterson would make a ' 't and winning chairman.-- ilOOL PL'nLICITY rfteu been a wonder to a great !nt as the j tten Is not Letter - Manager i ' Editor Ifaaager Job Dept. 3. V. BRADT Ylce-Preeident . 883 100 Ore oa. aa eetond eleae matter. . can bring peace on earth and a . a . w to be bought near Wood burn ' . ; advertised. . The newspapers, ve feel certain, would both . be very glad to receive publicity items furnished from responsible sources and thus put the schools In a more favorable light toward the public. This plan has been much talked of in Salem, but nothing has been done about it. It does look to be a business proposition to let the public know what is golnr on in the plant it pays such huge sums of money to keep running. COOLIDGE IS WRONG For a man who has been so uni formly right it is a pity to see evidence of his head turning. Un expectedly, Coolidge ; carried the states and practically every thing in the primaries, lie seems to be over-estimating his strength. however, and declares he will not accept a progressive as a running mate. , This would -indicate that Coolidge - does ' not' care for re election. The republicans cannot elect unless they change their poli cies against the insurgents and take steps to get them back home The election in the house would mean that the presidency would go. to. any man in .the United States before It would go to Cool idge. It is surprising that he does not see this. Mr. Coolidge has shown him self an expert politician, but he is still provincial, and Massachus etta tactics will not do for the nation. THE JERSEYS The current issue of the Pacific Homestead is a "Jersey" issue, and a Very good one, by;the way. One article is particularly, appealing. It says that either the dairy cows or oleomargarine must go. The Jerseys are especially the farmers' friends. They have been great mortgage lifters, and general help ers everywhere. If they I are to be put in unfair competition for the manufacture of a product, cer tainly they will hare to gire way. This Is something that should ap peal to the people of Salem. In the first place we are a great Jer sey center; in the next place if we lose those Jerseys we have ' noth ing to take their place. Oleomar garine never will be made here. V STILL UNCON'VINCKD The Oregon Statesman still does not believe that La Follette will run for president. In the first place he is a sick man; in the second place it would be a hard thing to raise a huge campaign fund for organization such as the campaign for presidency demands. when every one knew there was no chances for election. La' Follette is trying to ' force the adoption of his platform. He cannot do it. He has sulked before; he will sulk again and with the conditions suf ficiently unfavorable to make hia candidacy something of a farce. La Follette is a proud : man and this will be the worst humiliation he has ever known.. FIRE CONSCIOUS One hundred and " twenty-four forest, fires In Oregon and Wash ington were reported from March 1st to June, 1st. . Fifty-seven of these fires were in the last ten days of May. Clearly an emerg ency exists, and the forestry de partment has prohibited smoking in the reserves, but it is a hard task, to enforce against careless campers. If the present emerg ency continues it will be necessary to prohibit camping on tb.e high ways altogether, and force every tourist to go to Borne regular camp. J NOT" IN THAT DIRECTION Billy Sunday declares that the world is going straight' to hell. Ho has been so accustomed to pulling brands from the burning hat , he can be excused for the gloominess of his thoughts. Billy Sunday is ; wrong. : The world has never been on such a high moral standard as it is now. We. did slip back during the war because spiritual things : were crowded out of our minds, but since that time we are coming back fast and have already re gained bur lost ground. ! LAW ENFORCEMENT Governor Pierce made a de termined demand for the enforce ment of the prohibition law at a convention in Portland. It is a good lime to get back of him and determine that this law shall be enforced. . !. The first thing to do is to over haul both state and, national en forcement. It is ' unfair to have men under suspicion in charge of enforcement of this law. Law should always be enforced by its friends and in Oregon this is not done.- . '.. '" ' ; CHILDREN SIINDING It is a fact that children do not obey their , parents as they used to. It is also a fact that the par ents have relaxed their discipline. The fault is on both sides. But it is the duty of the parents to make the children mind. If parents fait to do their duty in this respect, almost any child will take advan tage of it. We need a revival of parental influence and children minding. - i , MIXDIIZIXG PL'MSIDIEXT We notice ; a man was eent .to Jail fof year for adultery, and Judge Kelly at once paroled him to his attorney.-. Is there not some way ' to take - this - class ot crimes more seriously? Adultery la a very serious offense and yet is passed off as part of the day's work, fit is time to get up a crusade against such unwarranted leniency for this class of criminals. An effort is being made to get in touch with Mars the coming summer. However, we may be in for a good many surprises. We may discover that even the name is of our own. making and never accepted In Mars. The Panama canal cost $385,- 000,000. . "It connected two oceans land practically two worlds. Hiiw ever, in the 20 years following that In the construction of the Bell telephone, that company; spent four times- that amount of money. It now spends enough to dig the canal every 17 months. ? nun n il i age Adelo Garrlaoms Kew Pnaaa of REVELATIONS OF A T7IFE Copyright. IIJL. fey Newspaper rsatuw Bervlca, Ina, CHAPTER 184. THE WAY LILLIAN AND MADGE PREPARED TO MEET DR. PETTIT. . L .:......,. .. . . .. . t ' - It took me but a few. seconds to read the brief message X)r. Pet tit had sent to us by the hand of Jerry Ticer. ' "I can give you 'an appointment at 3 o'clock this evening. Please be on time. . : H. P." As I passed It back to Lillian I guessed, nay 1 knew, that it was she who had prescribed the phras eology of that message. I also knew by the energy with which she; went at the preparations for our return home that she read be tween the lines of the note the importance of the coming -appointment with Katherine, for I knew without her telling me that we would find our little friend in the physician's office. J 'How did you get down here, Jerry?", she asked that youth, as she hastily : put " Marion's things and her own into' a. suitcase, r . ; "With i Baby and the wagon, , see?" he returned, pointing to the turn In the. winding. road leading to the beach where "Baby," a bony; decrepit old horse, the -joy and pride of ; Jerry's heart, was contentedly munching grass. 'Dooner Drive Ba-bee!" ' "Why can't you help Katie pick up here and bring the things back on the wagon while Mrs. Graham and I start along? You. won't mind riding on the wagon, will you, Katie?",: : ' 'Me? I mind notings." Katie responded cheerfully. "Oh! Mother!" ' Marion's voice held a wistful note, and she gazed at her moth er. 'eagerly.-.' ".., 'K ..' "What is It, Marion?" Lillian flashed a knowing smile at me which 1 4 returned. It .was very clear what .the little girl wished: 'Mayn't I stay and help Katie and Jerry pack lip, and ride tip with them on the wagon? Jerry lets me drive Baby if I'm very careful." . ' 'Dooner drive Ba-bee too," my small son put in hopefully. Lillian laughed aloud. 'What are the comforts of a good motor car to the delight of riding : behind , Baby with one's hands on the reins?" she com mented. "What da : you think about Junior? Marion may stay." 'Richard Second" walked to ward Katie with his funny,' choppy little gait, clasped her hand firmly. 'Dooner stay j by Katie, ' drive Ba-bee, he announced with an air of finality and an imitatlon of Katie's phraseology that convuls ed us. " ' ' 'I don't . mind, of course," I said slowly, "except " -" My voice, trailed off, and Lillian spoke reassuringly: ': ' 'I know, you don't want to let him . out ot your sight after last spring, but surely with Katie and Jerry and Marion " - ' Katie stooped and swung the child high In her arms. That's Different." ' ' "I like to see anyhodies' get- d Is ba-bee now,' she announced quite fiercely. "Over me4venI dead, not before." ; ' " - : ( He may stay, then," I said with sudden decision. - "Only keen him right . with! you, every second.". "You bet your v boots," ; Katie promised cheerfully, anT with - a last direction or two, Lillian and I climbed In the car and-started homeward. "Smith has seen that fellow in the hospital," Lillian' declared with conviction as we drove along the winding wood-road. "I feel it in my bones, and if so we ought to get home as soon a we- can and make arrangements for the Ticers to stay in the house tonight while we're at Dr. Pettifs office. don't want any possibility :of rbur mother-in-law belne frightened." "Why! You don't think" I began:' - - 1 ' " ' , -I don't think anything,". Lil lian retorted,- ''but that with Smith in the neighborhood I'm going to miss no precaution.: He's alto gether. too fond qf nocturnal ex cursions to suit me." -; t t .' I made no further queries' out occupied myself with explaining to my mother-in-law that we would drive to -Sag Harbor before 8 o'clock, and that the Tlcer family would remain in the house until we returned at least. She had been in high good hu mor, exhibiting to us proudly the spotlessness of the house a con dition incidentally explaining Cel ls Ticer's fagged look and ignor ing the unpleasant , feeling which had lain between us since her sav age scoring of me on the day when Tom Chester lunched with us. but at wy announcement P 0DLET.1S flew to her withered cheeks and she turned on me; angrily. "I'd like to know, why,"? she said.' "I wasn't aware that I had reached absolute senility yet." "It was not my suggestion," I returned . frigidly. "Mrs. Under wood requested it for! reasons of her own." ' 7: . ,"Oh!" My mother-in-law's voice fairly dripped mysterious knowl edge. "That's different. I under stand."':-. She made no further protests. but went around all the evening as if she had swallowed ' the entire third act of a melodrama. (To be continued) SAY IT WITH SUING Do you', dance? Then . you're a v "llssard." Do things well, and you're a "wiz ard." Are yotf nervous? You're a "wig gler" In the "slanguage" of the day.. If you drink you are a "guizler," Got a "line"? Then 'you're a "puzzler." If you laugh, you are a "glggler," And as such, yon are "passe." Get my drift?" means under stand me, ' "Loose that half-Nelson," unhand ' me. v . - '' ' . He "packs a wicked wallop" Means he's quite a hitter, son. i got this "info" from a "neck- -: er," -r: . - , ; Who's a "vamp," also a "wreck- er"; -."...;, : '-.i She; "threw me to the boy-wows" After "giving me a run." i Stand, on custom? You're a"quib- tler"; Fond of cake? A "cookie nibbler," A "bun-duster," a "cake-eater," Or whichever one you will. ' Shall I "dish the dirt" still deep ; er? - : ;. : - ;. , No, I think I'll "shut my peeper"; Of some playful "little bimbo" May "massage me with a pill!"; j ':;'' s Joseph I. Pell. ! "u -t . ar,..'; : ; , -:l A: . .W'isie Jimmy 'Aunt Jane: "The stork Just brought you a little baby sister., Would you like to take a little peek at her?" - Harold: "If It's all the same to; you, aunty, .I'd rather take a peck at the stork!" r -V r C. A. Anderson. -After- reading the current books and magazines the modern wife is disappointed if her husband proves true to her. The Modern Version Samson made Jokes coarse and funny.. - And Delilah was his little honey, ,But she wasn't quite fair For she cut off his half - That was' tougher than alimony! Seven years-. Jacob labored for .Leah, I declared that's a funny idea. If I wanted a wife You bet your sweet life" I'd knock off all work and go see. her! , . L. G. A. Copley JIKGIX-JANOLES -Any funny, nonaenaieal rhyme that will make Fan Shop reader langh la a Jingle-Jangle. . It must be in two tines. For example:.. . , After winter cornea the eprinz; Tonaila hurt like everything. Cowa hare borna and aheep hare wool ; Deatiata hare a lot of pall. ! Ton will undoubtedly contribute' fun nier Jingle-Jangle than these. . Ad dress them aeparately to Jingle-Jangle Itepartment. Editor The Fun Shop, The Oregon Statesman, Salem, Or. 1 . - Our Own . i Lost and Found . Department G. Sparrow: I could be much happier If you'd let me have that poem beginning: "Happy the man and happy he alone ". f Dear Brother Sparrow: The blue bird for yours. Namely, the verso below. . Happy the man and happy he alone On whom the kindly gods bestow A model wife who all through lite Has never said: "I told you so!" V'" f ' . ' , Henrietta Slocum: - Didn't 'Eu gene Field write the poem begin ning:' . 5 "There, little girl, don't cry" and what is the rest of It? Dear; Etta: We are under the impression that Laura Jean Libby was responsible for a think ' like this: There. little girl, ; don't cry. my . dear.'. .',:. - Long curls may merit such rage. But a boyish., boy ain't proper, my -: dear. -- a . -.a. ..'Till you've reached -your grand . mother's age.? -,; .'-v : . Tbe Trust . I "WRg; standing' at the rim of the Grand Canyon of the Colorado, writes ' Elizabeth SM." Norris, and trying my best to get some idea of the greatness of the chasm be- tue-lorwPo4toeV-iAtt- old.- lady "standing : Ta Dw Copyrtgiit, 102S, Asaoriatwl Editor. T Snoppyquop ' : r r The Village Blacksmith. Beneath the Snoppychestnut tree, the Quoppyblack smith stands," etc., as Hjenry W. Shortguy once said. Well, here you are, folks, Mr. Smith himself, a-jred hot sport, the only man in the world who has to blow His nose with an asbestos hanky. . . i ' j , Notice that Smith has an admiring audience around. They are, reading from top to bottom, Mr. I. M. Cuckoo, who wishes that he too were an iron-man, Mr. Shower Bath, who came to have his plumbing fixed, Mr. Lucky Dog, who wonders if. Mr. Smith's' nose is a cough drop, and Miss Ella Phunt, who brought her trunk to be repaired. Mr. Smith cuts off his nose to spite his face Why ? Because he- wanted to change its architecture from Gothic Pug to Roman. Now it's roamin' all over the place.. REALTY EXCHANGES . Reported by Union Abstract i Company. 1 : ; '.: , Joseph ' P. Smltn to, Annie F. Smith, lots 7 and 8. section 8 and lots 1, 2. 3 and 4, Section 17, 4-2W-, -1000, .. . ; Homer D, Foster to Dan W. Tarpley and wife,. interest in L. 3 B. 1, Parrish Grove addition to Salem, $10. Jacob Troudt to Adam Troudt, Pt. G., Hubbard DLC. No. 70 4-1-W, $20. -; ;'.;;..-;'., , -.- J. b: RIggs and Martha D. Riggs his wife,' to Lester DeLapp and Floyd DeLapp, lots 3 and 4, block 8, Riverside addition to . Salem, $1000. v ; ; " . . - ; Ed R." Adams and wife to J. P. A. Hansen and wife, land in Sil- verton. $650. .:; ";.';.',--.; Oregon Pulp and . Paper Co., to Ida L. Nilea, L. 1, B. 4, Queen Ann addition to Salem $700. Myrtle V., Pierson and her hus band, H. W; Pierson. to E. L. My ers, part of block 71, North Salem $10 and. other value considerations.- . :-:: Ar r. . .,"'.;.,-;-.- Herbert Jerman and wife, et al to A. M. Jerman Pt. L. 9, Blk. 82," Salem, $10. Eliza E. Field to Betta Field, near me, . interrupted my musings with the remark: ' ' '. .'. " ; , "They told " me 1 it was niHe wide and a mile deep and itain't either. .'"Turning, away In disgust she addej: ,"Hur! I bet the rail road company, dug1 1 his thing just to get' people to conie out here." .-. Parents find the hardest task in striving to conduct , themselves in a manner that will meet with the approval of their children. On With the Play! - Playwright: "Everybody's writ ing plays nowadays. Even my barber has just finished a mystery drama called 'The Tonic " Critic: "l,t must be a hair raiser." -' Morris Abel Beer. Reader are reqneatad te eon tribe te. All knmar. vpirrama or hnnxtroaa met--toea), jokaa,. aaecdotee. .poetry, bar-, leaque, aatirea and bright aayinra of children, mast be original and nnpuh liahed. Accepted material will be paid tor at regular ratee. All mannacripta mnit be written on one aide of the paper-onlr, abomld bear -nana of thia newapapar and ahould be addreaaad to the Pan Shop Editor, The Oregon Statesman. ' , CANADIAN SPORTSMEN PREPARING FOR t Kir a hkuuuh FRANCE,: ITALY AND ENGLAND t ( ZT- pryr ' - ' . Major Henry C D. Fitzgerald of the Royal Naval Air Service and O.- H.- O. -I?myti ;-'ar shown- here frhUe caaklHa; iom of their ar The Boys and Girls Statesman ;.;.:'v i;: ;A;;:iiw Eiest Littla Paper sd the TTorlJ " ?7y y WJicro Kothlns Seems Queer lots 16, 17 and 18. Garden City addition to Salem. $1. S. A. McCall to Herman W, Clark and wife, land in Salem. $10. C. L. Davis. to Daue M. Earle lots 7 and 8, block I; Southwest addition to Salem, $1 and other good and sufficient considerations. George C. Will: to Valentine Nadstanek, NW block 20 106' 6". J. E. Renfrow and wife to O. M. Reeves and wife. Pt. L. 1, Blk. 1, University addition to Salem, $10. M. C. Findley and wife to Frank Ewing,".50 of an acie of lot 26 Ewald FF., $600. ' ';: 'C C. Morris' ind "wife to Eliza -EJ Field, land: . Salem, $ 10.: - I. J. Muggli to P. A. Schmidt and wife, lot 5 and. 6; Blk 11, Mt. Angel, Oregon, $10. We may have few art galleries filled with queer ancient master pieces, but we have the senate gallery. NOTICE . OF APPLICATION FOR CHANGE OF NASIE In the . County iCourt. for Marion County, State of Oregon. In the Matter of the Change ) of Name of ) Anna Sophia Shaveland , ) Notice is hereby given to all whom it may concern that Anna Sophia Shaveland has applied to the above entitled court to have her name cnangeu to tnat of Anna Sophia Moline, and that said appli cation will be heard by said court on the 24th day of June, ,1924, at the hour of 10 o'clock a. m. there of, in the County Court House in the City of Salem, Marion 'county, Oregon, and that any and all per sons having any objections to the granting of said application are hereby notified to appear at said time and show cause, if any they have, why said application should not be granted and why said name should not be changed. ANNA SOPHIA SHAVELAND, I ' ! - . ' : ' ' : Petitioner. W. C. WIXSLOW, Attorney for Petitioner. 1 dly-Jne6-13-20-27 9. rangements in New York City, for th4r lonar European- totir in a nix .f2La22L5"Bo Canad- el Fca rallied Jcha LL HZIzt. THE FUN BOX' .... - e . - "Although unable to make the acquaintance of a young - lady I met in a revolving door, I began going around witnvher." , ; Best Place ' Cavalry Recruiting : officer: "Where did you ' learn to ride a horse?" ' ..- ' ' Z " -' ' .- Applicant: "On the back, sir." Feter IU2zIe Says Take the numbers 1. 2, 3, 4, 3, 6, and divide - them Into groups which, when added, will make three sevens. Add them In a straight ' column to make three sevens. Arrange the first' three with the last three below in a way which when added will make three sevens Where Was the Illackgnard? ' 1 The iKing: "What ho. the guard 1" , Page: "Sorry, king, the guard's lost his umbrella and it's rainin;. The KIngr "Then, what ho, the mudguard!" Answer to today'a word poaxle: 3-f-4 7; 25 7; 6 17. 1 2. 3 4-4 54-6 21, which is made up of three aeTena. ' : ' S2I ' - ' : : . '-.. .;- 450 ' . ' " ' ' 777 , . ! -' ' She Might Jlake" It -A stout woman asked a little boy: ."Can. you tell. me If J can get through this gate to ' the park?" -..-.r'-A ' '; Boy! "I guess so; 'a.load of hay Just went through." . rerhaps John . City (watching, farmer rolling a field): "Wonder what he's roiling that field for?" Joe Town: - "Mebbe he's going to grow rolled oats." ; - mm keeps m When Mixed With Sulphur It Brings' Back Its Beautiful Lustre at Once D Gray hair,' however handsome,' denotes advancing age. We ' all know the advantages of a youthful appearance, i, Your hair is your " charni; It makes or "marsr't!he 'fac,cc. When' it fades, turns gray" am looks Streaked, just a few applica tlons of Sage Tea and Sulphur en hances its appearance a hundred " ' fold. . , . ' : : Don't stay gray! Look young! Either prepare the recipe at-.home or get from any drug store' a bot tle of "Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Compound," which, is iaeroly the old-time recipe Improved by the addition of other Ingredients. Thousands of folks recommend this ready-to-use preparation, be cause It darkens the hair beauti fully, besides, - noone can possibly tell, as it darkens so naturally and evenly. .You moisten a sponge or soft brush with it, drawing this through' the har, taking one small strand at a time, t By morning the gray hair disappears; after- an other application of two,' Its nat ural color is restored, and it be comes thick glossy and lustrous, and you appear years younger. Adv..- . . r.i A'-a ;'"V;" u . " I FUTURE DATES I June 10, Toeaday Repnhlicaa -aaUoa- -al eonrentioa meeta ia Clereland. June 14, Saturday Fl day. t June 11, Wedneaday Wayne Barham benefit ball game. rfnne 1 and 17, Monday and Tueaday State conreatioa of Order of DeMolay. ia Salem. June 22, Sunday -Idaho County plcnW at fair gronnda. ' Jnne 84, Tueaday Iemoertia netioa al conrention meeta ia New York. July 16 to 23 Chaatauqoa seaaoa fa -Salem. " Jnne 21. Saturday Marlon eonnty Snnday - achool picnic. June 27-38 Educational eeafereaea, iTnivaraUr of Oregon Cugeno. For Cough and Colds, Head-C ache, Neuralgia, Rheumatism and All Aches and Patina . w ALL DRUGGISTS i 5Sc and 63c, jars and tub - Hoapital sLzo, $3U0 X 3, 100 MILE CAKOE lans, . Ixnh will start from Chiea well thtr CO. known apor' ambitious ; t f :