The Dalles Daily Chronicle.
MONDAY
SEPT. 30. 1901
A YELLOW KID DEFENDER.
tbe nomination.
Pendleton had only three candi
dates for governor at last account.
Tke Yllow Klde.
The eminently generous, broad
minded and wholly non-partiaan
Times-Mountaineer is tearing passion
to tetters these days because The
Chronicle, in company with a host
of other narrow-minded partisan
sheets, has most wickedly denounced
Buch pure and truthful religious
journals as the San Francisco Exam
iner, the New York Journal and the
Chicago American, because of al
leged bitter and unjustifiable attacks
on the dead president. Our con
temporary lumps the calumniators
of the so-called "yellow kids" to
gether and calls us "pulpit orators
and crank politicians," and then
politely intimates, in so many words,
that we are a set of consummate
asses that ought to be in the lunatic
asylum. All of which is eminently
befitting the pen of a defender of the
"yellow kids."
The Chronicle has no desire to
adopt this style of rhetoric, and only
refers to it in order to ask the editor
of the Times-Mountaineer what he
thinks of the following extracts from
former editions of the New York
Journal as given on the authority of
the New York Sun :
MeKinley's fat, white band has
tossed to the starving American
peasant the answer out of the White
House window, "A trust can do no
wrong."
Has assassination ever changed
the world's history ? We invite our
readers to think over the question.
Washington, Feb. 4. The bullet
that pierced Gobel's chest cannot be
found in all the West ; good reason.
It is speeding here to stretch McKin
ley on bis bier.
And when the editor of the Times
Mountaineer has written a defense of
these extracts and proved tbey are
wise and proper and Justifiable, and
entirely warranted in the premises,
then we shall bo pleased to have him
answer the following questions which
the San Francisco Qtfl recently put
to the San Francisco Examiner, but
which, for obvious reasons, the Ex
aminer is unable to answer satis
factorily to itself.
"Did you not lie," asks the Call,
"when you said the president was 'an
obedient jellyfish' (an abject, weak,
futile, incompetent poltroon? Did
you not lie when you said 'McKinley
and the Wall-streot cabinet are
ready to surrender every particle of
national honor and dignity?' Was it
not a lie when you said of the Phil
ippines and Porto Rico: 'William
McKinley is ruling them with an
arbitrary disregard of law that
George III never dared to exhibit
in America ?' Did you not lie when
you said : 'And McKinley bar one
girtby Princeton person, who came
to be no more, no less, than a living
crime in breeches is, therefore, the
most despised and bated creature in
the hemisphere. His name is booted ;
bis figure burned in effigy?' "
These are samples of tbe kind of
journalism not legitimate criticism
of tbe acts of our public servants
which when timely done is a public
duty that the "pulpit orators and
crank politicians" condemn as "de
grading journalism to tbe slums, and
for liberty substituting tbe prosti
tuted license cf slander, malice, vice
and crime;" anHtoay God have
mercy on the miserable creature that
thinks otherwise 1
Sixty-nine page ot rubbish,
Twenty-two pMM of rot;
Forty-six pages of scandal vile,
Served to us piping hot.
Seventeen hundred pictures
Death, disease and despair;
Lies and fakes and lakes and lies
Sandwiched in ever) where.
Thirty-four sad comic pages,
Printed in re is, greens and blues ;
Thousands of items we don't care to read
But only two columns of news.
DALLES STREET CARNIVAL.
Reduced Kates Along the Line or the O.
K. N. Co.
For the above occasion the O. R. & N.
Co. will make low excursion rates for
the round trip to The Dalles, as shown
from stations in the following table:
-STATION It ATK STATION RATE
A B
Portland ... .13.75 $2.30
E. Portland. 8.40
Fa rview. . . . 2.95
Troutdale. .. 2.90
Bridal Veil.. 2.40
Bonneville.. 1.90
Cascade Lax.
Viento
1.90
.40
I .80
.95
2.15
256
3.70
4.85
B
.70
.60
On Sept. 7th will be presented to my customers
i Shakespeare, complete in one volume, bound in Mor
rocco; I Atala in large folio volume, illustrated by Gus
tav Dore.
m. Y. NOLAN.
Union and Second Streets. Local Phone 92.
The Albany Democrat is mistaken
when it says that Eastern Oregon
"papers" are pressing the claims of
Judge Stephen A. Lowell and W. J.
Furnish for tbe republican nomina
tion for governor. One republican
paper in tbe bone of these gentlemen
favors one of the candidates. The
majority of the rest ot tbe Eastern
Oregon papers that have anything to
any on the question are not dead
struck on either of tbe candidates
and have small hope, and very little
desire, that either of them shall win
Hood River. .
Moster
Biggs
Grants
Arlington ..
Heppner Jet.
lone
Heppner
For children of half-fare age, rates will
be one-half of the above adult rate.
From Portland at rate under column
"B," sell October 2d only, good to re
turn two days after date of sale, and at
rate under column "A," sell Septembei
30th to October 5th inclusive, good to re
turn two days after date of sale. From
all other stations, at rate under column
"A" or column "B," tickets will be sold
Sept. 30th to Oct: 5th inclusive, good
two days after date of sale.
Blown To Atoms.
The old idea that the body sometimes
needs a powerful, drastic, purgative pill
has been exploded ; for Dr. King's New
Life Pill?, which are perfectly harmless,
gentlv stimulate liyer and bowels to ex
pel poieonout matter, cleanse the system
and absolutely cue Constipation and
Sick Headache. O ily 25c at G. C.
Blakeley 's drug store. 1
NOTICE.
Commencing Monday, Sept. SO, 1901,
the office of the Pacific Express Com
pany closes at 6:30 p. m.
28 3t E. Kurtz, Agent
Sid Darling, 1012 Howard st. Port
Huron, Mich., writes: "I have tried
many pills and laxatives but DeWitt's
Little Early Risers are far tbe best pills
I have ever used." They never gripe
Clarke A Falk's P. 0. Pbarmaey.
B. W. Pursell, Kintersville, Pa., says
he Buffered 25 years with piles and could
obtain no relief until DeWitt's Wttcb
Hazel Salve effected a permanent cure.
Counterfeits are worthless. Clarke A
Falk's P. O. Pharmacy.
Moki Tea positively cures Sick Head
ache, indigestion and constipation. A
delightful herb drink. Removes all
eruptions'of tbe skin, producing a perfect
complexion, or money refunded. 25 cts
and 50 cte. Blakeley, the druggist.
Acker's Dyspepsia Tablets are sold on
a positive guarantee. Cures heart-burn,
raising of the food,, distress after eating
or any form of dyspepsia. One little
tablet gives immediate relief. 25 ets
and 60 cts. Blakeley, tbe druggist.
NOTICE.
All persons knowing themselves to be
indebted to the late firm of R. Gilbreth
A Sons will please call on them and pay
amount due. All accounts unpaid by
September 20th will be banded over
to Messrs Wilson & Huntington for col
lection. sepO-tf
Norris Silver, North Stratford, N. H. :
"I purchased a bottle of One Minute
Cough Cure when suffering with a cough
doctors told me was incurable. One
bottle relieved me, the second and third
almost cured. Today lam a well man."
Clarke A Falk's P. O. Pharmacy.
If you want, to retain your hair yon
have to keep your scalp clean. Soap
will make your hair tiaseh, dry and
crispy. Now we have two of the yery
best preparations for cleansing tbe
scalp Egg and Pine Tar Shampoo. It
will leave your hair soft and gloesv.
Price, 2b and 60 cents a bottle, at Fraser's
barber chop, Tbe Dalles. tf
Mrs. Wilson, of tbe Campbell A Wil
son Millinery Parlors, has engaged tbe
services of Miss Margaret Torgler, a
first-class trimmer, a former employee
of Hellers, of Portland, and is there
fore prepared to meet the demands of
the best trade, as well as tbe medium.
Our styles are equal to the best, and our
prices are as low as the lowest. 21s
When your bair appears dry and to
have lost its vitality it wants something
to give it life and vigor. We have what
the hair needs when it gets in that con
dition. We have the Crown of
Science Hair a ft Grower and
Cocoanot Cream WF Tonic. Tbey
will core dand sW raff and all
scalp diseases. For aala at Fraser's bar
bar shop. Price 50c end 76c a bottle.
Parties having rooms to let daring
carnival week should com tunnies te st
ones with the accommodation commit
tee st the secretary's offlee on the carni
val grounds. sSB 3t
REGULATOR LINE.
Dalles, poitlami & Mi
NAVIGATION CO.
White Collar Line.
DALLES BOAT
LEAVES
OAK STREET DOCK,
PORTLAND,
at 7 A. M. and 11 P. M.
...Portland Boat...
LEAVES
THE DALLES
at 7:00 A. M. and 3 :00 P. M.
DAILY EXCEPT SUNDAY.
The DiiiBs-PoiiUQJ mote
Str. BAILEY-GrATZERT,
DAILY ROUND TRIPS,
Except Monday,
Cascade Looks, Hood River,
White Salmon and
The Dalles.
TIME CARD
Leave Portland 7 a. m.
Arrive The Dalles 3 p. m.
Leave " " 3:30 "
Arrive Portland 10 "
up
Pact! CO.,
Toe let
PACKERS OP
PORK and BEEF
MANUFACTURERS 09
Fine Lard and Sausages
Curers of BRAND
HAMS & BACON
JR1F.D BEEF. ETC.
Meals the Very Best.
'Sunday Trips a Leading Feature.
bis Route has the Grandest
Scenic Attractions on Earth.
8TEAMKBS
REGULATOR,
DALLES CITY.
RELIANCE.
W. C. ALLAWAY, General Ascent,
Tbe Dalles. Oregon.
For Sale.
1000 acres more or lets lying on tbe
Columbia river about seven miles from
The Dalles. About 100 acres of river
bottom tbe rest good upland suitable
for fruit and pasture. One of the best
dairy or milk ranches in the eonnty ; a
small boose ; good barn ; some orchard
and plenty of water. Also other town
and county property. Apply to Gibons
A Marc'en, Masonic building Third
street. aug30-lm
CHANCE TO BUY A HOME
A. body of 4800 acres of land near An
telope will be sold in tracts of 160 acres
or more to suit purchaser. More than
half of this land is fine wheat land, rich
black loam. It is well watered, there
being some thirty j r forty springe on
the tract and small running streams
across most of it. The land is situated
from four to eight miles from tbe end of
the railroad at Sbaniko.
Any part of the land will be sold,
either for cash or on long time after tbe
first payment. Price 6 to $15 per acre.
Inquire of A. 8. Bennett.
al3- dawlm
Geo. W. Lane, Pewamo, Mich., writes :
"Tour Kodol Dyspepsia Cure is the beat
remedy for indigestion and stomach
trouble that I ever used. For years I
suffered from dyspepsia, at times com
pelling me to stay In bed and causing
me untold agony. I am completely
cured by Kodol Dyspepsia Cure. In
recommending it to friends who suffer
from indigestion I always offer to pay for
it if it fails. Thus far I have never
paid." Clarke A Falk'e P. O. Pharmacy.
Why pay $1.76 per gallon for inferior
paints when you can buy James E.
Pat ton's sun proof paints for $1.60 per
fillon, guaranteed for 6 years. Clark A
alk, agents. ml
For tbe Episcopal church convention,
San Francisco, Oct. 2, 1901, the O. R. A
N. Go. will sell round trip ticket to San
Francisco Sept. 23d, 24th, 26th, 26th and
27 tb, good from Portland via. Southern
Pacific Sept. 24th to 28th, $28 50. From
Portland via O. R. A N. steamers In both
directions, cabin passage, meals and
berth included $23.60. dates of sailing
from Portland to be snnonueed later;
final limit of tickets all rail November
15th, via steamer from San Francisco
announced later. sl8td
TAKE THE O. R. It N
For the Portland earnival and exposi
tion, September 10th to October 19tb,
the O. R. A N. 06. will ssll round-trip
tickets to Peiliaadaad return, including
two admission tickets to tbe exposition,
at $4. Tickets sold only on Sept. lOtb
and 95tb and October Sod, Otb and loth,
limited to expire six days after date of
sale. lMea
Subscribe lev Tms Cbsomicls.
Portland-Astoria Route
Str. "TAHOMA,"
Daily Round Trips except Sunday.
TIME CARD
Leave Portland 7 a. m.
Leave Astoria 7 p. m.
Landing and office Foot of Alder
Street; both phones, M 361, Portland,
Oregon.
E. W. CRICHTON, Agent Portland,
J. M. FILLOON, Agt. Tbe Dalles,
A. J. TAYLOR, Agent Astoria.
Jast What
You tctafit.
New ideas in Wall Paper here. Such
wideyariety as we are showing never be
fore graced a single stock. Real imita
tion creton effects at ordinary prioes.
Good papers at cheap paper prices.
Elegant designs, tasteful colorings, yours
for a small price, at our store on Third
street. Also a full line of house paints.
D. W. VATJSE, Third St.
Fire Insurance.
to KiMon ! (row las. (o. ol Lotion.
Founded 1823.
Capital paid up $7,500,000
Aaeeta S20, 120,035
Now ifl the time to insure ; tomor
row may be too late.
Phone No. 86, Seufert & Condon.
Phone No. 80S, Pacific States Co.
ARTHUR 8EUFERT,
Resident Agent, The Dalles.
John Pashek, The Tailor,
Has just received 1000 samples
of the latest patterns in Gent's
Clothing Goods. He euaran
tees prices and a good fit or no
pay.
John Paahek, The Tailor.
.? Bale.
Twenty head of horses, ranging In
eight from 1100 to 1400 pounds. All
hal taw-broken, and same broken to work.
Apply to Straube Brothers. Endersby,
Oregon. Jy 26-lmw
UrtiON Pacific
DAT TIMS SCttBDULES .,
TO THE DALLES. nasi
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OOEAJT AID BITER S0HEDTJH
From Portland.
8:00 p. m.
Dally
Sunday,
0:00 p. m.
Saturday,
10:00 p. m.
(All jailing dates sub-
ForSan Pre
I day?'
Colombia Stiver.
To Astoria and Way-
mm Restaurant
Daily
except
Sunday.
:00 a. m.
L. Y. HONG, Proprietor.
First-Class in Every Hespect
ME A 1. 8 AT ALL BOOKS.
Oysters Served in any Style.
87 Second St. The Dalles, Or
Just Received
A fall line of Fresh Printing end De
veloping Papers direct from factory.
Solio, Rex, Deko, Velox
and Aristo in all sizes. '
Also a line of Plates in Cramer,
Crown, Seeds and Stanley.
Trays, Printing Frames,
Albums, Multigraphs,
And all accessories to complete tbe
outfit of either the amateur or pro
fessional photographer.
Our Eureka Combined Toning and
f ixing Bath is a dandy. Try It.
The A. E. C. Developer for plates,
films or develonina nanais has noeanal.
Enough for 35c to develope 0 dozen plates
or 6 dozen Velox 4x5. Perfect blacks
and whites are guaranteed, if directions
are followed. Ask for tbe A. JK. C. De
veloper, and see that yon get tbe
genuine.
We are prepared to compound any and
all of your own formalse and guarantee
satisfaction.
At tbe old place, 175 Second Street,
i tie miles, Oregon.
Geo. C. Blakeley.
L. Lane,
OKNBKAL
mm j
Hi AND
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orses
her
Wagon and Carriage Work.
Pish Brothers' Wagon.
Third and Jefferson. Phone 159
sftatiffi o r A - sni I I iTi r ii
Willamette River.
Orejon City, Newberg,
Tuesday,
Thursday,
Saturday,
oo a. m.
Tuesday,
Thursday.
Saturday,
7:wa. m.
Leave
Hioarla
daily,
3:40a. m.
1 TnilM.wl.nn.
and Way Landings.
Corvallla and Way-Landings.
Willamette ead
Samhtll Hlvers.
Oregon City, Dayton and
4:00 p. a
HTstasu
1:30 a. u.
Sana).
WednSty
Man.
3:80 b-m.
Weineitj
rnaty.
Snake River.
Blparla to Lewlston.
amy,
8 a.
fST Parties Retiring to ro to Beppatr or
point on Columbia Southern via Him, aatau
take No. 2, leaving The Dalles at 12:26 a. a.
making direct connceUona at Heppner janeaoa
snd Biggs. Returning matlngdlrectooniissttm
at Heppner Junction and Btgga withlNo, st
riving at Tbe DaUasat i-.06p.rn.
For further particulars, call on or addrere
MS. IRELAND, Ami,
The Dalles, Orsjta.
Complete
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M. Z. DONNELL,
THE DRUGGIST.
FRENCH & CO
BANKERS.
Transact a General Banking Business.
Letters of Credit issued available in
tbe Eastern States.
Sight Exchange and Telegraphic
Transfers sold on New York, Chicago,
8t. Louis, San Francisco, Portland Ore
gon, Seattle Wash., and various points
in Oregon end Washington.
Collections made at all points on 1st
orable terms.
Administrator's Notice.
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nonce is Dcreoy given that the undersiraad
AdaUnUtMto, oi ute estate eTlMtjrt,
J. 8. Sccmuiox. Max a. Vest.
PM.IAMI
First national Bank.
THE DALLES - - -A
Qsmaaml Business
Deposits resolved, subject to I
Draft or uneca.
Collections roads and proocodiMEPw
remitted on dav of eolleefies.
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