The Dalles Daily Chronicle.
THURSDAY
- - Jl'NE in, 1001
J. A. EBERLE.
Leadings Monmrn
Merchant Tailor,
Second Street, opposite Mays & Crowe,
We have an excellent line of Spring
Boltings, Pantings, etc., . which we are
prepared to make up in the latest styles,
and guarantee a perfect fit.
Gen. liallington Booth insists that
the controversy at issue between the
two factions of the Salvation Army
is as far from adjustment as that be -
, ..
tween the Boers and Britons.
The Oregonian is just now suffer -
ing from a violent attack of McKin
leyphobia, greatly intensified by the
president's recent announcement that j
he would not accept a third-term I
. .... .ill
nomination if it were tendered him.
It is to be hoped that the presi
dent's recent prouunciamento has
silenced for good the third-term
talk, and that the McKiuley phobtns
will tune their harps to another key.
Jfo sensible person ever gave the
matter a moment's serious considera
tion.
Good for McKmley, says the Al
bany Democrat. He has come out
with nn nmnhatin statement thai he
, , , . . . . Round-trip rates via O. R. & N. from
would not accept a nomination for aThe DaUe8i Tjcket8 on
third term if tendered him. This isand thjrd Tuesdays during June, July,
to the point and should shut the' August, September and October.good for
mouths of such fcol politicians as I continuous passage going on date of sale.
Heath and Grosvenor. I
You can't beat a Salem girl. One
of the smart guys who came to)
Salem with the excursion last Sun
day was talking with a belle of the
Capital City and endeavored to tease
her on religious questions by asking
her if she believed the story of
Jonah and the whale. "I don't
know," she said, "but when I get to
heaven I'll ask Jonah if it occurred."
"But," said the funny man, "suppos
ing he isn't there?" "Then," said
the girl promptly, "you can ask
him." Statesman.
Postmasters throughout the United
States have received orders from the
department to discontinue the pay-'
ing of money orders drawn on any '
other office than their own. Tor
some time past as an experiment,
certain authorized postmasters have
been paying money orders drawn on
any postofllce, when they were satis-
lied that the orders were all right.
This scheme has been found unsatis
factory, resulting in much work and j
confusion and some loss, hence the
department discontinued it May .51.
"Dann" Kmruett, the author of
"Dixie," "Old Black Joe," "Old
Folks at Home," and "Old Dan
Tucker," is reported to be dying, in
his lonely home high up on a hill
top near Mount Vernon, Ohio. He
is 80 years of ago, and death is com
ing slowly to him by hbysical and
mental decay; but his music will live
through succeeding ages, and the
atanzas wedded to his melodies will j
, . , . im i
bo household words when the hillock,
that will soon mark his resting place
has been lovoled by the hand of
Time.
Darwinism is the greatest thing in
the world, according to Rev. Dr.
Minot J. Savage, the famous Uni
tarian divine. In a recent sermon
the reverend doctor told bis congre
gation that more than all the religions
in the world the boliof that man
derives his origin from "the ooze of
the iirinieviil ocean shores" nnd that
"the animals arc of our kin ns union
as our brothers and sisters and
fathers and mothers," has "lifted the
level of all life into tlio sunlight of
the divine." The idea of lifting o
man into the "sunlight of the divine"
by getting him to believe that he is
brother to the jelly-fish, the clam,
the rat, the skunk, the hog, is only n
little less sublime in its conception
than the more ancient tormula of
lifting humanity by its Ijoot strops.
Yet this man Savage calls himself a
Christian minister and he is not
generally considered a candidate for
a lunatic asylum.
Kate til Hum FrnncMco mill Itetiirn.
TheO. E. & nTco. will make the
following rates from The Dulles, Oregon,
to San Francisco ami return (or National
i Convention of Epworth League, July
iri. turn : Via mil to Portland unci
Q R & N 8teamer9 from Portland to
' .
San Francisco and return, $23.60.
Tickets on sale and honored on trains
Tti tjIIuq ami on gtesiiiers from
; Portland only on Julv 11th and Kith.
Returning tickets will be honored on
i steamers sailing from San Francisco not
I later than August 1st; final limit, Aug-
1 "st 190L Rate !ncludtf8 n,eals ml
berth on steamers. Reservations for
paenRerB goinc via 8teamer8 8hout, ,,e
'D,Bde "T ' L;
kiwuw) w m a.sauaa hi. b wi f ' iVv II II)
be required. All rail in both directions,
via 0. R. & X. and Southern Pacific,
first class, good for stop-over9 in Cali-
fornia -s-50- Second clase' InnlmllnK
berth in tourist sleeper in both direc-
, . , m- . .
lions, no etop. overs, .fL'o.oO. Tickets on
I sale at The Dalles July loth and 10th,
i and will oe honored by Southern Pacific
on trains leaving Portland July loth and
16th, and on morning train July 17th ;
good for return passage leaving San
Francisco up to and including July 31,
1001. TicketB will not be sold good in
one direction via rail and in another via
steamer.
For further information communicate
with Jas. Ireland, agent, The Dalles,
Oregon. m2l-jlyll
Hate to fan-American Exposition,
"etur" uam im"y ua-VB irom uaie 01
sale, stop-overs win ne allowed west of
Missouri river or St. Paul on return trip
within limit of ticket.
Arrangements can be made by apply
ing to agent O. R. & N. Co., The Dalies,
whereby tickets will be honored on lake
steamers in one or both directions be
tween Detroit and Buffalo.
tf James Ikem.ni), Agent
HtrlkeH.A Itlcli Flint.
"I waB troubled for several years with
chronic indigestion and nervous de
bility," writes F. J. Green, of Lancas
ter, X. H., "No remedy helped me un
til I began using Sllectric Uittere, which
did me more good than all the medicines
I ever used. They have aleo kept my
wife in excellent health for years. She
says Electric Bitters are just splendid
for female troubles ; that they are a grand
tonic and invigorator for weak, run
down women. No other medicine can
ak,e t place .in our family." Try them.
Only 50c. Satisfaction guaranteed by
G. C. Blakeley, the druggist. 1
BUSINESS LOCALS.
Some desirable city property for sale
or rent
For particulars call on Gibbons
& Marden. alltf
Paint your house with paints that ara
. fllllv frtKirantuc.fl rn laat fllarls. A TTdllr
haye t,jem
We offer for a limited period the
twice-a-week Chko.nici.e, price $1.50,
and the Weekly Oregonian, price $1.50,
both papers for $2 a year. Subscriptions
under this offer must be paid in ad
vance. f
For feiilri.
A stylish black driving horse, very
gentle. Also a nearly new open bugjty,
harness, blankets, etc. Very cheap.
Addrese, W. R. Rqc-kwkm.,
mU7d2w-w3w Dufur, Ore.
The bilious, tired, nervous man cannot
successfully compete with his healthy
(rival- DWltt'a Little Karly Risers the
famous pills for constipation will remove
U)e muw q yoJr truu,jjM C)ark(j &
Falk's P. O. Pharmacy.
Dyspepsia can bo cured by using
Acker's Dyspepsia Tablets. One little
Tablet will give immediate relief or
money refunded. Sold in handsome tin
boxes at 2fi cts. Rlakftley the druggiit.
Clarke & Falk have on tale a full line
of paint and artist's brushee.
A full line of Eastman films and sup
pile just received by Clarke 6 Falk,
NOLAN'S Profit-Sharing Association.
The first monthly dividend has been distributed to the profitable satisfac
tion of thirteen of my customers. The only regret is that I was not able to
give a valuablo present to each of my customers. I think they all deserve one.
On Saturday, July 6th, I will give awav two music boxen nno worth 7.51), playing (liht
tunes, and one worth $7.50 ; a sack of sugar and a barrel nl Hour. I will give a cash rebate of $.1.00 to ousto
mor paving the most money bv that date, and $12.00 to the one paying in the second Inmost amount. Un
each Saturday, commencing on the loth of June and including .Inly Hth, 1 will, in ai dltinti to the two pros
ents given each week, give a $1.00 rebate to the customor paying the largest amount during the week.
Purchasers of goods in my linu will do well to keep in mind that 1 suit goods ns low ns thu lowest, ns
well ns share the profit with my customers.
Ttl. T. NOLAN.
PIONEER BAKERY.
I have re-opened, this well-known Bakery,
and am now prepared to supply every
body with Bread, Pies and Cakes. Also
all kinds of Staple and Fancy Grocer es.
GEORGE RUCH, Pioneer Grocer.
Grafidall
DEALERS IN
fill kinds of
UNDERTAKERS
,s EMBALMERS
The Dalles, Or.
Funeral Supplies
i(u't.
Don't expect a "cheap" enameled
utensil to last long. It doesn't.
Don't think such a one can be kept
clean. It can't.
Don't believe the "cheap" enamel
isn't steadily crumbling away. It is.
Don't imagine in using such you're
not eating the enamel. You are.
Don't figure you are saving money
buying the cheapest. You're not.
Don't forget the "cheap" has but one
coating of enamel. Just one.
Don't fail to recollect that imported
Stransky steel-ware lasts for years.
Don't buy that kind if health nnd
economy are of no consequence.
Don't try to get the genuine else
where, for it's sold exclusively by
ml0-tf Mays & Cuowe.
Danger, disease and death follow
neglect of the bowels, Uao DeWitt's
Little Early Risers to regulate them and
you will add years to your life and life to
your years. Easy to take, never gripe.
Clarke & Falk's P. O. Pharmacy.
A surgical operation is not necessary
to cure piles. DeWitt's Witch Hazel
Salve saves all that expense and never
fails. Beware of counterfeits. Clarke &
Falk's P. O. Pharmacy.
If anything ails your hair, go and see
Frazer; he's the headquarters for all
hair remedies. Remember that tie
makes a specialty of these goods. tf
llon't Hun it In,
Ju9t wot the affected pari freely with
Mysterious Pain Cure, a b'cotch remedy,
and the pain iti gone. Sold by Clarke &
Falk.
Clark & Falk are never closed Sunday.
Don't forget this.
Drying preparatioiiH simply devel
op dry catarrh; they dry up tho nccretioiiB,
which adhere- to tho mcmbrano and decom
pose, causing a far nioro uorioiiH trouhlo than
tho ordinary form of catarrh. Avoid all dry.
iug inhalants, fumes, nmokes nnd HiiuirH
and uio that which cIcuiibch, soothca and
hcala. Ely's Cream Pulm in such a remedy
and will euro catarrh or cold in tho head
easily and pleasantly. A trial sizo will bo
mailed for 10 cents. All drugm'sta uell tho
COo. sizo. Ely Brothers, fiO Warreu Ht., N.Y.
The Balm cured without pain, does not
irritate or causo aneeintf. It flpreads iUolf
over an irritated find angry surfaco, reliev
ing immediately tho painful inflammation.
With Ely's Cream Halm you aro armed
against Nal Catarrh and Hay Fever.
niiajuiA
ONI FOR A DOSE. Qll A
UuralinfUlMbii41rtKwif. ZJESKZ
A mof mat of tb UmU mm 47 U b ; it
rou. mm will latlT MnpU f 1 bo lr
YOUR KIDNEYS.
After vou tire of ubIiik so-called kidnnv remedies
without any boneilt, use Lincoln Sexual Pills and bu
forever rid of those dull pains in your back. Discard
that old fogy idea of "pain in thu kidneys" and have
all your bladder and urinary troubles cured, and your
nights made restful by the nee of nature's greatest
assistant Lincoln Sexual Pills.
Price, $1.00 per box buy ot your druggist or sunt
by mail on receipt of price, in plain wrapper.
LINCOLN PROPRIETARY CO.,
Fort Wayne, Indiana.
M. Donnell, Agent, The Dalles.
& Barget
Robes,
Burial Shrouds
Etc.
White Collar Line.
Portland-Astoria Route
Str. "TAHOMA,"
Daily Round Trips except Sunday.
TIME CARD
Leavo Portland 7 a.m.
Leave Astoria 7 i. m.
Tiie Dalles-PorUand Route
Str. BAILEY-G-ATZERT,
DAILY ROUND TRIPS,
Except Monday,
Cascade Locks, Hood River,
White Salmon and
The Dalles.
TIME CARD
Leave Portland 7 a. m.
Arrive The Dalles II v. m.
Leave " 4 "
Arrive Portland 11 "
Meals the Very Best.
Sunday Trips a Leading Feature.
TIllH Knilto IlllH Mi (Irmiiluat
Scenic Attractions on Earth.
Landing and oflice Foot of Alder
Street; both phones, M .151, Portland,
Oregon.
Ii. W. CRICHTON, Agent Portland,
J. M. FILLOON, Agt. The Dalles,
A. J. TAYLOR, Agent Astoria.
BO YLAR8'
EXPERIENCE
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TRADE MARKS
JeaiaNS
COrVRIQHTB JtC.
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qulcklr imreruln our opinion fro nliutlivr k'
liivuntloii l probnolr iiulniubln. Coiiiiiiiinlcr
tlonailrlctlycoiiQdeiillal. Ilaudliookon I'ateuli
ji-nt froo. Ifldoit auenny fur iitcurlntr patxnta.
rmei.ti taken uirouvh Muiin k Co. recelTM
iptctalnotUt, without obarue, In tuo
SckMdftc flmcrkaii.
A handanmelr lllnttratad weekly, I.nmait cir
culation of any aclemltlo Journal. Turmi, 03 a
roan four montui, IL Bold brail newadaalern.
MUNN i Co.3e,B' - New York
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Just "What
You extant.
New identi in Wall Paper here. Such
widt) variety as we are showing never be
fore graced a single stock. Heat imita
tion creton elleets at ordinary prices.
Good papers at cheap paper prices.
Klegaut designs, tasteful colorings, youth
for a small price, at our Htore on Third
street. Also a full line of house paints.
D. W. VAUSE, Third St.
a?TJLTTrOCVT JOT ATJ
L. Lane,
(5i:ni:uad
BiacKsmiin
AN D
Wagon and Carriage Work.
f, Fish Brothors' Wagon.
ITIliinrl ntir! Tnffnnnnn m.n,m 1 ffl
e iiiuu aim juiiLuu. muuu m
Y.
Tie Columbia Packing Co.,
PACKERS OF
PORKand BEEF
MANUKACTIJKKKH OK
Pine Lard and Sausages
Curersof BRAND
HAMS & BACON
i)RIF.D BBKF. ETC.
J. K. HCIIRNCK,
Prealdent.
Max a. VoitT.
CfUlllUI
First national Bank.
THE DALLES - - - ORECJON
A General Banking BuBinenB transacted
Depoaits received, subject to Kight
Draft or Check.
Collections made and proceeda promptly
roinitted on dav of collection.
Hight and Telegraphic Exchange sold on
Now York, Ban Franciaco ant'. port
'and.
DIKBOTOKa
D. P. TllOMI'HON. J0. 8. BOHKKOK.
El). M. WlU-IAMH, UKO. A. LllHK.
H. M. Hkam..
FRENCH & CO
BANKERS.
Tranaot a General Banking Biminosf,.
LetterH of Credit iwHiied availahlo in
the EtiHtern HtateH.
Bight Kxoliange and Telegraphic
IranuferH Hold on New York, Chicago,
Bt. LoiiIh, Ban Francieco, Portland Ore
gon, Beattle WhhIi., and varioiiH poiutH
in Oregon and Washington.
Collections made ut all points on fav
orable terms.
mm mm
The W. W. WiUon Co., Props.
First-Class in Every IJespeefc
fllKALH AT AM. IIUIJKH,
Oysters Served in any Style.
bT BvuouU St., The Dalit-, Or
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Horsesnoer
-Oregon
Short Line
Union Pacific
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via lliuit
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l'.':0 ii. m.
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From I'ortlitiiil
(All MiilhiK ilntcN milj.1
jeni to iiiiiiiinf.)
I'or Han rrniicli'ii,
Kail every fi tlayN.
H-.m p. in.
IWii. m.
Dully
exeunt
Hmiiliiy,
.:m p. in.
Siitiirilny,
Ui:iiil '. in.
UmIiiiiiIiIh Itlviir.
To Astoria mill Wny
UinillliKti.
1:00 p.m.
except
Hlliiday,
Dally Wllliiiniitti. Itlvnr.
exrept (in.i.ni ciiv. v.
I 3 p. re.
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hin.iliiy. KiilfMti . Iini, !., .."wpt
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Tlmrnliiy,
Haliniliiy,
11:00 ii. m.
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WiHliivuliy
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Corviilllx mill Way
IjiihIIiii;i
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Tlinrfilii), Viuulilll Klvnm. Monday,
-!ml.r,,.l,J' "-'Km City, Day ton mill Weilnaflny
" ii . ni im im4. r i iiiii v.
lx.'IIVlt
Uliuirlii
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II: 10 u. in.
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.1:3) ii. hi,
I'lirtien .K-nlrliiK to i; to Ucpiiner or
iMiiniK on Cnlmiitilu Houthern vln IIIkki. oliould
taue No lenvliiR The Dalles at 12 i"i p. in.
iiinl:liic ilirei't connvetloiiH nt Heppner Junction
nml IUkki. HettirnliiK niikliieillretitcnniit'ctlon
at Heppner limetlon anil IIIkk ItlilNu, l.ar
rlvitiK nt Thu Dallcx at 1:0.') p. in.
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JAH. lltKliAN'l), Anent,
The Outlet), Oriifon.
Complete
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M. Z. DONNELL,
THE DRUGGIST.
Spring
Suitings
Tim time will Boon be hero when eeT
stylish dressed man will want " , "f1,
date (Spring Suit. Those aro tli lU
patroiiH 1 am tailoring for. ,
and look over my Spring line ol humK
All the latest novelties for 11)01.
Suits to Ordor, $10.00.
John Pashek, The Tailor-
Nasal
CATARRH
In all Its iIrkm tuaro
liuiilil bu cleaulluuiw.
Ely's Cream lialin
clcannci, lontUvH and ht'aU
lliu dUcaaeil ineinlirauo.
It ciircn catarrh anil drive
awny a cold la tdo head
lcky t .Mil rl
J.am Balm It placed Into too noiW
oyer tho membrane and U abtorbed.
mediate and a euro followf. It U m.
not uroiluce needing. Large HUe, 80 ",,
glita or by mail ; Trial BUe, JO ceaU J t
MLY lHm'UKRB,e Warwo trt w
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