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The Dalles Daily Chronicle.
FRIDAY MAYlOOl
J. A. EBERLE,
Leadings maw
Merchant Tailor,
Second Street, opposite Mays & Crowe,
gentry nt tbo present moment. A
certain malcontent yenrs ngo snid:
"There's no use in trying to stir up
the people of America, for they nre
too infernally prosperous." That's
where we arn today, and wo nre
likely to stay there.
We have an excellent line of Spring
Suitings, Pautings, etc., which we are
prepared to make up in the latest styled,
and guarantee a perfect tit.
PRETTY GIRLS EVERYWHERE.
Senator Harris, of Kansas, said in
a recent intorviow: "The republi
cans nre wonderfully lucky. Good
crops nnd prosperity have given
them many thousand of votes in
Kansas and there is a bright outlook
for splendid crops again this year.
The party gets the benefit of such
dispensations of providence, for re
publican politicians claim it is their
own haudiwork."
The N. Y. Sun has always dis
played great ability in handling
delicate subjects in a delicate man
ner, and it has not lost any of its
reputation in disposing of the quest
ion of which of the states has the
prettiest girls. "Witness the follow
ing: Flushed with her multiplicity of
The Uuited Presbyturians have
made themselves ridiculous by de
claring for the exclusion of nil mem
bers of secret older societies from
membership in the church. So long
as the fraternal orders arc doing a
work that the church has failed to
do, or, from whatever cause, done
inadequately, these orders will exist
in spite of all the church decrees ever
ordained.
Halley Ontzert on InUe.l'ortlanl Koine
We wish to announce that the flue
I and newly-equipped fast eteamer Bailey
I Gatzert haa been placed on the Portland
I Dalles route as a strictly excursion boat
' and to enable tourists and the people of
Oregon and Washmgton to make the
I round trip by daylight on the Columbia
i rivur. tlirnm.h Hu Psisiviflii mnnntiiina
triumphs, Kausas now asks for a new jon the f0ilowhll, gcl,edule:
glory. According to the Wichita j Leaving Portland at 7 o'clock every
Eagle the girls now graduating from ! morning except Monday), reaching Cas
the Kansas hish schools are "the I caiie Lock9 at l- m., stopping at Hood
handsomest in the world." And not!
the graduating girls nlonc. Beauty
is more common among the ?uu-
flowers than crankery was once
thought to be. "Eight out of ten
native girls can now be called
beauties. Jsinety-nine out of every
hundred are handsome." And "the
future Kansas girl will be fit to wear
the robes of the Greeks in the flush
of their physical perfection." Hur
rah for the Kansas girls of the
future ! It is the happy privilege of
every state to believe that its daught
ers are the handsomest women in the
world; and for our part we believe
that every state is right.
River and White Salmon and arriving
at The Dalles at 3 p. in.; starting back
at 4 p. m. and arriving in Portland at 10
p. ui.
Meals the very best the market can
aflord, and only -6 cents.
Fare to Portlund one way $1.50, and
round trip $2 30.
Landing and office foot of Union street.
'Phone, long distance 591.
If you desire to take a trip for pleas
ure, for grandeur for everything that
eye or heart could wish and that no
other part of the world can furnish, go
for a ride on the Bailey Gatzirt, make
up a party of your congenial friends and
together pass the most enjoyable day of
your lives.
Very Cordially Yours,
27-dAw2w White Com.au Link.
Don't.
Don't expect a "cheap" enameled
utensil to last long. It doesn't.
Don't think such a one can be kept
clean. It can't.
Don't believe the "cheap" enamel
isn't steadily crumbling away. It is.
Don't imagine in using such you're
not eating the enamel. You are.
Don't figure you are saving money
buying the cheapest. You're not.
Don't forget the "cheap" has but one
at the coating of enamel. Just one.
I T" It .t
The vote lasted only a "nn 1 ,au 10 rec011ect " miporteu
Don't buy that kind if health and
economy are of no consequence.
Don't try to get the genuine else
where, for it's eold exclusively by
mlG tf Mays & Cnowu,
As a help towards raising the
necessary funds for a rousing cele
bration on the Fourth, Thk Chkon
jcxe suggests that the goddess of
liberty for of course we are going
to have a liberty oar and a goddess
of liberty be selected ay vote. We
all remember how effective, as a
money-raising scheme, was the vote i
for the queen of the carnival
street fair,
few days, yet it raised somewhere
between 8350 and 100. The vote
for the goddess of liberty might ex
tend over two or three weeks and
would be absolutely certain to raise
a snug sum of money, largely from
parties who would not be asked to
put their names on the regular sub
scription list. We commend this
suggestion to the members of the
Driving Association.
If the people only knew what we know
about Kodol Dyspepsia Cure, it would
be used in nearly every household, as
there are few people who do not suffer
from a feeling of fullness after eating,
belching, flatulence, sour stomach or
waterbrash, caused by indigestion or
r"" I dyspepsia. A preparation such as Kodol
The editor of the Shaniko Leader I Dyspepsia Cure, which with no aid from
.i . ii i i ... I the stomach, will digest your food,
demands that a calaboose be built in I certainly can't help but do you good
that young city for the temporary ' Clarke & Falk's 1'. O. Pharmacy.
confinement of drunks and disorder
lies who nre too mean to keep the
peace and too poor to pay a fine.
Why not do as that other rising'
young town of Bourne, Baker coun-,
ty, does? Like Shaniko, Bourne lms:
no city jail; but it has some stout
pine trees, and when any of the
citizens got filled up with fighting I
booze the marshal chains him by the
foot to a pino tree till ho sobers off.
ir btianiko has no pino trees within TkZn ,:Um4- iiam ?
the city limits, a good stout stake! It artificially digests the food and aids
Kur hnlu.
A number of choice family cows, full
blood and grade Jerseys. Apply to
J. A. Hkndeiison,
nVJS-tf Hingen, Wash.
Kodol
Dyspepsia Cure
will servo tbo purpose.
In return for America's surplus
products some European countries
arc sending us (heir surplusage of
criminals and paupers, says the Los
Angeles Herald, and the New York
Herald replies: Under tbo head of
criminals our contemporary reckons
anarchists. We have no fear of this
I Nature la fltreniitheniutt and recon
a true ting wie exnausieu digestive or
gans. It Is the lateatdiscovereddlgest
ant and tonic. No other preparation
can approach It in efficiency, it in
stantly relievesand permanently curea
Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Heartburn,
Flatulence, Sour Stomach, Nausea.
Sick Headache, Oaitralgia.Crampsand
all other results of imperfect digestion.
PrteeWc.andll. lreile contains IK tlmM
mmllU.lk)okalToboutdyipepslarjJttirdtr
Prspirttf hy C C DcWITT A CO., Cblca
Bold by Clarke Sc Falk's P. O. Pharmacy
'OK about thirteen years I have doyoted nioro
time to politics than to business. The result
is that my business has suffered. For n time,
at, least, I pronosu to devote more time to business
and leas to politics, provided the other fellows will
let me.
During these years some features have come
into praotico among business men that were not con
sidered proper or necessary at that time. Among
them is the scheme of prollt-Hharing or giving to
some lucky customers a valuable present. I propose
to do something in this line myself.
For each fifty cents paid to mn for goods fur
nished I will give the customer n numbered coupon.
On each Saturday at 9 p. ni. I will give away two
presents one, a year's subscription to any $1 period
ical desired, and the other, one copy of some of the
famous pictures neatly framed, the customer can
also make a choice of these as there are a number to
be given iiwav before supply is exhausted. In d
dition, every "month I will give several valuable pres.
nuts. On June fith the presents will be a fine Bible,
a Webster's International Dictionary, one year's sub
scription to a !M periodical and one Boys' Basoba
Set. The presents to be given away on July 0th will
bo announced later.
1 hope to confine nivself In those presents to ar
ticles in my own lino bo" that I will not Interfere with
sale of goods In other lines. In addition I will glvo a
dividend each month to the person who has pur
chased the nioBt. goods from mo. On Jbiio 5th this
will be $5.00. You do not have to purchase fifty
cents worth at one time to get a dividend check, as 1
issue certificates of sale for less amounts which can
be exchanged for dividend check when they amount
to fifty cents. If clerk does nut give you checks or
or certificates when you make U T flf AM
a purchase, ask for them. III. I. IIULMIl
i
DEALERS IN
All kinds of
Funeral Supplies
Grandall&Burget
UNDERTAKERS
tP EMBALMERS
The Dalles, Or.
Robes,
Burial Shrouds
Etc.
YOUR KIDNEYS.
After vou tire of using so-called kiilnev remedies
without any benefit, use Lincoln Sexual Pills and be
forever rid of those dull pains in your back. Discard
that old fogy idea of "pain in the kidneys" and have
all your bladder and urinary troubles cured, and your
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..!.ttT'im,ni R,,vni Titi New ideas in Wall Paper hern. Such
i.;. i im ..... 1... ;Uf ,u....i wide variety as we are showing never be
by mail on receipt of price, in i.lain wraiipi-r. ' oro K'1 " HVM'k, ,t'al '"J1"1"
LINCOLN PROPRIETARY CO.. . tion creton eflects at ordinary pr uhh.
j vjiiihi ui!iN iii unt-iiii jiupur iru:en
Just What
Yoa uaant.
Dpi
and union Pacific
SHoip Line
UKI'AKT
foii
ChlcaRo
I'nrtliiiiil Hiicclal.
i'J:'2 p. m.
via Himt-
lllRtOII.
Atlantic
KxiircAN,
1'JiWn. m.
vIk Hunt
liiKtuu. Ht. 1'ilUl
1'itnt Mull,
'.!:'. in.
Vln Hm-kmiu.
TIMK BOHKIlUI.KH
I'HOM
THK DAM.HH.
Hiilt Ijiku, Iicnver, Ht.
Worth, Omiilia, kiiu.
MHCIty.Ht.UiulK, Oil.
curd mid the Dust.
'Hull Uilic, Denver, I't.
Worth, Onmlm, Kiin
, bom City, Ht. Iiuin, (j,.
j l'iiko niul tliii Must.
Wnlln Walls, Uwlntim.
i bpoknnu.WiillHce.l'iill.
I IHHIlf MIiIIII'UJioIIh, Ht.
I'nnl.Dulutli.Mlhvmi
j kit', (JhlctiKomul Hunt.
AMIVK
FROM
1:05 p. ta.
OCEAN AND E1VEE SCHEDULE
From l'ortluiut.
H'.UO i. lit.
Dully
oxeupt
Huniluy,
.v.OO . m.
Hiiliuilny,
Ill'.tW . in.
(All MillliiR diiten snlj.
Jwit to chiuiKu.)
Kor Run PrnnclMM,
Hull uvcry A rtnyN.
1:00 ji. m.
UolutiililH Illvnr. oo n m
To ANtnrla mill Wiiy. ' excent
IjiiiiUiiKi,. Kiimlay.
Dully WIIIhiiiiiUk Klvnr.
it'llllu in chichi, llliiupi'lllluiice,
M. Donnell, Aaent, The Dalles.
Fort Wuyno, Indinuii.
Tuo'iluy,
'fliurMluy,
i Hiituril.iy,
(i.Wlll. Ill,
r jfh: xR Jtat
The "Bailey-Gatzert"
Tlie finest and fastest sternwheel boat
on tlie Columbia Iiiver
Will Make DAILY TRIPS
between The Dalles and Portland, Mon
days excepted, arriving here from Port-
W land at 3 p. m. and returning at 4 p. m.
A JOHN FILLOON, Agent,
The Dalles, Oregon.
Kleuant desiuiiH, tasteful coloriuifs, vours
for a small price, at our store on Third
street. Also a full line of house paints.
D. W. VAUSE, Third St.
PIONEER BAKERY.
I have re-opened this well-known Bakery,
and am now prepared to supply every
body with Bread, Pies and Cakes. Also
all kinds of Staple and Fancy G-rocer es.
GEORGE RUCH, Pioneer Grocer.
NEW LUMBER
and WOOD YARD.
Wo liuve (in Mile n lull line of
Ronch aflOresseSLiiffltier
Mouldings, Braokots, Laths,
Shingles, Windows, Doors,
OAK, FIR AND SLAB WOOD
Which wn will sell at live
and let live prices.
(iivo us ii trial nmt we will trout
you rlxlit.
GILBRETH & SON
Third nml Pmlnrul Htn.
nml vVuy-ljinilliiKK.
('orvitlllN nml Way
IjiiiiIIiiks
1:30 p. ra.
except
Huiiilny.
1 n0)..m,
iloiidnj-,
WiiIiicmIit
Krlilny.
Tui'Mliiy, Wllliiiiuittii nml IlWiim
Tlilirvluy, Vimililll ICIvurn. ilondny!
Unlllriliiv II- '!
- . .. "KH'in wy. ii'iytonimi "y
,:iwu. in. wnv. i ,.,,.ii;,.. ft dv.
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Ia'iivi;
lilpurlu
itiilly,
:t : (ii a. in.
Huitloi KlTiir.
Itli'urlu to Lowlntiiii.
I.cnvo
liCtvlttan
ilully,
S.IWu.oi.
4-
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L. Lane
km:ual
...Wilkinson Warehouse
...
IS NOW OPEN AS A
WOOL
AND
nil
Wool Graded and Baled.
Wool Bought anJ Sold on Commission.
Correspondence Solicited. SAM WILKINSON, Prop.
Hho niiln't H'our u Muiik.
But her beauty was completely hidden
by sores, blotches and pimples till she
used Ilucklen's Arnica Salve. Then
they vanished as will all Kruptions,
Fever Sores, Uoils, Ulcers, Carbuncles
and Felons from its use, Infallible for
Cuts Corns, litirns, Scalds and Piles.
Cure Kuaranteed. '25oatG. G. Hlakeloy's
drug store. 3
Sick Headache absolutely and perma
nently cured by using Moki Tea. A
pleasant herb drink. Curei constipation
nnd indigestion, makes you eat, sleep
and happy. Satisfaction guaranteed or
money oack. zocte, anuoucls, Ulakeley,
the druggist.
Ititi; to l'uli-Aliinrlcuii Kxionitlii,
Kound'trip rates via 0. It. A N. from
Tlie Dilles, t81.U0. Tickets on sale first
and third Tuesdays during .lune, July,
August, September and Octoher.good for
continuous passage going on date of sale.
Return limit thirty days from date of
sale. Stop. overs will be allowed west of
Missouri river or St. Paul on return trip
within limit of ticket.
Arrangements van be made by apply
ing to agent O. R. & N. Co., The Dalles,
whereby tickets will be honored on lake
steamers in one or both directions be
tween Detroit and Buffalo.
tf Jamkh Iuki.a.ni), Agent
Wagon and Cnrrlaao Work.
, Fish Brothers' Wagon.
1
BlacKsmiifi
Horsesnoer
I'nrtiifi .leslrliiK to no to llqipner or
Emit on Columlilu Hotitliurn via llltu-s, kIiouM
Ke No. lciivltiE The DiiIIlm nt 1.25 p. m.
iimkliiK ilirwst coiintfitloiih nt lvipiiur Junction
nml DlKKb. ItiiliirtiliiK miikliiKillrwitL'iiiiiiectloii
nt Ili.'ppnt'r Junction niul IHkkm wlthiN'o. l,ar
rivliiK nt 'l ilt! Dallm at t;U' ji. m,
Kor liirtlmr purticuhiri, oil 1 on or Hildrcin
JAS. IKKIiANl), AKi'llt,
Thu Dulles, Orinon.
Third anil Jeffcron.
Fiione 159
ine coiumDia PaDkingCo..
PACKERS OF
PORKand BEEF
MANUKAUTIIHKHH OK
Fine Lard and Sausages
Curersof BRAND
HAMS & BACON
x)RIKD BISKF. KTO.
J.H. HCJIRNCK,
i'rMldeiit.
ilAX A. Voor.
CunIiIij)
First National Bank.
THE DALLES - - - OREGON
A General Banking Business transacted
Deposits received, subject to Bight
Draft or Check.
Collections made and proceeds proinptlv
ci , emJtAed on dftv of oollectW
Bight and Telegraphic Exchange sold ob
New Vork, San Francisco and port.
land.
Ed. M. Wuauiu, Quo. A. Liibi.
u. M. Bkali..
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i M. Z. DQNNELL,
' THE DRUGGIST.
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Spring
Suitings
Tho time will soon bo here when
stylish dressed man will want an up-l0'
date Spring Suit. Those are the kiml ol
patrons 1 am tailoring fur. (''
and look over my Spring line 'f Huitinge.
All the latest uoveltleH for 1IM11.
Suits to Order, $IO.OO.
John Pashek, The Tailor.
Nasal
CATARRH
In all lu tnn tlisro
iiould bu ClVHIlliUUID.
Ely's Cream Balm
c)fJuit,KK)tLiCNsn(llicnli
lliu illteaneil iiiuin Prune.
1 1 curvM catiirrli auil Urlvea
awny a cold lu luo bead
., I.,
Cream llulm Ir placed Into tbo iioitrlH, IP"
over tbo lut-uibranu and Ii abnorbeil. 11 , ' V,,
uidlaloaudaciirufollawa. It la ot 'I'J10?"".
not iroduco iiH'elii;. Mrgo Sle, W wnu "
gUtt or by mail ; Trial HUv, 1U ciit I'jr ,u- fc
M.Y IKWTUEUH, 5(5 Wurrou Wreeti N"
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