Hi, The Dalles Daily Chronicle. FRIDAY MAYlOOl J. A. EBERLE, Leadings maw Merchant Tailor, Second Street, opposite Mays & Crowe, gentry nt tbo present moment. A certain malcontent yenrs ngo snid: "There's no use in trying to stir up the people of America, for they nre too infernally prosperous." That's where we arn today, and wo nre likely to stay there. We have an excellent line of Spring Suitings, Pautings, etc., which we are prepared to make up in the latest styled, and guarantee a perfect tit. PRETTY GIRLS EVERYWHERE. Senator Harris, of Kansas, said in a recent intorviow: "The republi cans nre wonderfully lucky. Good crops nnd prosperity have given them many thousand of votes in Kansas and there is a bright outlook for splendid crops again this year. The party gets the benefit of such dispensations of providence, for re publican politicians claim it is their own haudiwork." The N. Y. Sun has always dis played great ability in handling delicate subjects in a delicate man ner, and it has not lost any of its reputation in disposing of the quest ion of which of the states has the prettiest girls. "Witness the follow ing: Flushed with her multiplicity of The Uuited Presbyturians have made themselves ridiculous by de claring for the exclusion of nil mem bers of secret older societies from membership in the church. So long as the fraternal orders arc doing a work that the church has failed to do, or, from whatever cause, done inadequately, these orders will exist in spite of all the church decrees ever ordained. Halley Ontzert on InUe.l'ortlanl Koine We wish to announce that the flue I and newly-equipped fast eteamer Bailey I Gatzert haa been placed on the Portland I Dalles route as a strictly excursion boat ' and to enable tourists and the people of Oregon and Washmgton to make the I round trip by daylight on the Columbia i rivur. tlirnm.h Hu Psisiviflii mnnntiiina triumphs, Kausas now asks for a new jon the f0ilowhll, gcl,edule: glory. According to the Wichita j Leaving Portland at 7 o'clock every Eagle the girls now graduating from ! morning except Monday), reaching Cas the Kansas hish schools are "the I caiie Lock9 at l- m., stopping at Hood handsomest in the world." And not! the graduating girls nlonc. Beauty is more common among the ?uu- flowers than crankery was once thought to be. "Eight out of ten native girls can now be called beauties. Jsinety-nine out of every hundred are handsome." And "the future Kansas girl will be fit to wear the robes of the Greeks in the flush of their physical perfection." Hur rah for the Kansas girls of the future ! It is the happy privilege of every state to believe that its daught ers are the handsomest women in the world; and for our part we believe that every state is right. River and White Salmon and arriving at The Dalles at 3 p. in.; starting back at 4 p. m. and arriving in Portland at 10 p. ui. Meals the very best the market can aflord, and only -6 cents. Fare to Portlund one way $1.50, and round trip $2 30. Landing and office foot of Union street. 'Phone, long distance 591. If you desire to take a trip for pleas ure, for grandeur for everything that eye or heart could wish and that no other part of the world can furnish, go for a ride on the Bailey Gatzirt, make up a party of your congenial friends and together pass the most enjoyable day of your lives. Very Cordially Yours, 27-dAw2w White Com.au Link. Don't. Don't expect a "cheap" enameled utensil to last long. It doesn't. Don't think such a one can be kept clean. It can't. Don't believe the "cheap" enamel isn't steadily crumbling away. It is. Don't imagine in using such you're not eating the enamel. You are. Don't figure you are saving money buying the cheapest. You're not. Don't forget the "cheap" has but one at the coating of enamel. Just one. I T" It .t The vote lasted only a "nn 1 ,au 10 rec011ect " miporteu Don't buy that kind if health and economy are of no consequence. Don't try to get the genuine else where, for it's eold exclusively by mlG tf Mays & Cnowu, As a help towards raising the necessary funds for a rousing cele bration on the Fourth, Thk Chkon jcxe suggests that the goddess of liberty for of course we are going to have a liberty oar and a goddess of liberty be selected ay vote. We all remember how effective, as a money-raising scheme, was the vote i for the queen of the carnival street fair, few days, yet it raised somewhere between 8350 and 100. The vote for the goddess of liberty might ex tend over two or three weeks and would be absolutely certain to raise a snug sum of money, largely from parties who would not be asked to put their names on the regular sub scription list. We commend this suggestion to the members of the Driving Association. If the people only knew what we know about Kodol Dyspepsia Cure, it would be used in nearly every household, as there are few people who do not suffer from a feeling of fullness after eating, belching, flatulence, sour stomach or waterbrash, caused by indigestion or r"" I dyspepsia. A preparation such as Kodol The editor of the Shaniko Leader I Dyspepsia Cure, which with no aid from .i . ii i i ... I the stomach, will digest your food, demands that a calaboose be built in I certainly can't help but do you good that young city for the temporary ' Clarke & Falk's 1'. O. Pharmacy. confinement of drunks and disorder lies who nre too mean to keep the peace and too poor to pay a fine. Why not do as that other rising' young town of Bourne, Baker coun-, ty, does? Like Shaniko, Bourne lms: no city jail; but it has some stout pine trees, and when any of the citizens got filled up with fighting I booze the marshal chains him by the foot to a pino tree till ho sobers off. ir btianiko has no pino trees within TkZn ,:Um4- iiam ? the city limits, a good stout stake! It artificially digests the food and aids Kur hnlu. A number of choice family cows, full blood and grade Jerseys. Apply to J. A. Hkndeiison, nVJS-tf Hingen, Wash. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure will servo tbo purpose. In return for America's surplus products some European countries arc sending us (heir surplusage of criminals and paupers, says the Los Angeles Herald, and the New York Herald replies: Under tbo head of criminals our contemporary reckons anarchists. We have no fear of this I Nature la fltreniitheniutt and recon a true ting wie exnausieu digestive or gans. It Is the lateatdiscovereddlgest ant and tonic. No other preparation can approach It in efficiency, it in stantly relievesand permanently curea Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Heartburn, Flatulence, Sour Stomach, Nausea. Sick Headache, Oaitralgia.Crampsand all other results of imperfect digestion. PrteeWc.andll. lreile contains IK tlmM mmllU.lk)okalToboutdyipepslarjJttirdtr Prspirttf hy C C DcWITT A CO., Cblca Bold by Clarke Sc Falk's P. O. Pharmacy 'OK about thirteen years I have doyoted nioro time to politics than to business. The result is that my business has suffered. For n time, at, least, I pronosu to devote more time to business and leas to politics, provided the other fellows will let me. During these years some features have come into praotico among business men that were not con sidered proper or necessary at that time. Among them is the scheme of prollt-Hharing or giving to some lucky customers a valuable present. I propose to do something in this line myself. For each fifty cents paid to mn for goods fur nished I will give the customer n numbered coupon. On each Saturday at 9 p. ni. I will give away two presents one, a year's subscription to any $1 period ical desired, and the other, one copy of some of the famous pictures neatly framed, the customer can also make a choice of these as there are a number to be given iiwav before supply is exhausted. In d dition, every "month I will give several valuable pres. nuts. On June fith the presents will be a fine Bible, a Webster's International Dictionary, one year's sub scription to a !M periodical and one Boys' Basoba Set. The presents to be given away on July 0th will bo announced later. 1 hope to confine nivself In those presents to ar ticles in my own lino bo" that I will not Interfere with sale of goods In other lines. In addition I will glvo a dividend each month to the person who has pur chased the nioBt. goods from mo. On Jbiio 5th this will be $5.00. You do not have to purchase fifty cents worth at one time to get a dividend check, as 1 issue certificates of sale for less amounts which can be exchanged for dividend check when they amount to fifty cents. If clerk does nut give you checks or or certificates when you make U T flf AM a purchase, ask for them. III. I. IIULMIl i DEALERS IN All kinds of Funeral Supplies Grandall&Burget UNDERTAKERS tP EMBALMERS The Dalles, Or. Robes, Burial Shrouds Etc. YOUR KIDNEYS. After vou tire of using so-called kiilnev remedies without any benefit, use Lincoln Sexual Pills and be forever rid of those dull pains in your back. Discard that old fogy idea of "pain in the kidneys" and have all your bladder and urinary troubles cured, and your .i..li,n l.i ..nf.l 1.. .1... ..ui. .xt .....) i .... ..!.ttT'im,ni R,,vni Titi New ideas in Wall Paper hern. Such i.;. i im ..... 1... ;Uf ,u....i wide variety as we are showing never be by mail on receipt of price, in i.lain wraiipi-r. ' oro K'1 " HVM'k, ,t'al '"J1"1" LINCOLN PROPRIETARY CO.. . tion creton eflects at ordinary pr uhh. j vjiiihi ui!iN iii unt-iiii jiupur iru:en Just What Yoa uaant. Dpi and union Pacific SHoip Line UKI'AKT foii ChlcaRo I'nrtliiiiil Hiicclal. i'J:'2 p. m. via Himt- lllRtOII. Atlantic KxiircAN, 1'JiWn. m. vIk Hunt liiKtuu. Ht. 1'ilUl 1'itnt Mull, '.!:'. in. Vln Hm-kmiu. TIMK BOHKIlUI.KH I'HOM THK DAM.HH. Hiilt Ijiku, Iicnver, Ht. Worth, Omiilia, kiiu. MHCIty.Ht.UiulK, Oil. curd mid the Dust. 'Hull Uilic, Denver, I't. Worth, Onmlm, Kiin , bom City, Ht. Iiuin, (j,. j l'iiko niul tliii Must. Wnlln Walls, Uwlntim. i bpoknnu.WiillHce.l'iill. I IHHIlf MIiIIII'UJioIIh, Ht. I'nnl.Dulutli.Mlhvmi j kit', (JhlctiKomul Hunt. AMIVK FROM 1:05 p. ta. OCEAN AND E1VEE SCHEDULE From l'ortluiut. H'.UO i. lit. Dully oxeupt Huniluy, .v.OO . m. Hiiliuilny, Ill'.tW . in. (All MillliiR diiten snlj. Jwit to chiuiKu.) Kor Run PrnnclMM, Hull uvcry A rtnyN. 1:00 ji. m. UolutiililH Illvnr. oo n m To ANtnrla mill Wiiy. ' excent IjiiiiUiiKi,. Kiimlay. Dully WIIIhiiiiiUk Klvnr. it'llllu in chichi, llliiupi'lllluiice, M. Donnell, Aaent, The Dalles. Fort Wuyno, Indinuii. Tuo'iluy, 'fliurMluy, i Hiituril.iy, (i.Wlll. Ill, r jfh: xR Jtat The "Bailey-Gatzert" Tlie finest and fastest sternwheel boat on tlie Columbia Iiiver Will Make DAILY TRIPS between The Dalles and Portland, Mon days excepted, arriving here from Port- W land at 3 p. m. and returning at 4 p. m. A JOHN FILLOON, Agent, The Dalles, Oregon. Kleuant desiuiiH, tasteful coloriuifs, vours for a small price, at our store on Third street. Also a full line of house paints. D. W. VAUSE, Third St. PIONEER BAKERY. I have re-opened this well-known Bakery, and am now prepared to supply every body with Bread, Pies and Cakes. Also all kinds of Staple and Fancy G-rocer es. GEORGE RUCH, Pioneer Grocer. NEW LUMBER and WOOD YARD. Wo liuve (in Mile n lull line of Ronch aflOresseSLiiffltier Mouldings, Braokots, Laths, Shingles, Windows, Doors, OAK, FIR AND SLAB WOOD Which wn will sell at live and let live prices. (iivo us ii trial nmt we will trout you rlxlit. GILBRETH & SON Third nml Pmlnrul Htn. nml vVuy-ljinilliiKK. ('orvitlllN nml Way IjiiiiIIiiks 1:30 p. ra. except Huiiilny. 1 n0)..m, iloiidnj-, WiiIiicmIit Krlilny. Tui'Mliiy, Wllliiiiuittii nml IlWiim Tlilirvluy, Vimililll ICIvurn. ilondny! Unlllriliiv II- '! - . .. "KH'in wy. ii'iytonimi "y ,:iwu. in. wnv. i ,.,,.ii;,.. ft dv. " .. Ia'iivi; lilpurlu itiilly, :t : (ii a. in. Huitloi KlTiir. Itli'urlu to Lowlntiiii. I.cnvo liCtvlttan ilully, S.IWu.oi. 4- i L. Lane km:ual ...Wilkinson Warehouse ... IS NOW OPEN AS A WOOL AND nil Wool Graded and Baled. Wool Bought anJ Sold on Commission. Correspondence Solicited. SAM WILKINSON, Prop. Hho niiln't H'our u Muiik. But her beauty was completely hidden by sores, blotches and pimples till she used Ilucklen's Arnica Salve. Then they vanished as will all Kruptions, Fever Sores, Uoils, Ulcers, Carbuncles and Felons from its use, Infallible for Cuts Corns, litirns, Scalds and Piles. Cure Kuaranteed. '25oatG. G. Hlakeloy's drug store. 3 Sick Headache absolutely and perma nently cured by using Moki Tea. A pleasant herb drink. Curei constipation nnd indigestion, makes you eat, sleep and happy. Satisfaction guaranteed or money oack. zocte, anuoucls, Ulakeley, the druggist. Ititi; to l'uli-Aliinrlcuii Kxionitlii, Kound'trip rates via 0. It. A N. from Tlie Dilles, t81.U0. Tickets on sale first and third Tuesdays during .lune, July, August, September and Octoher.good for continuous passage going on date of sale. Return limit thirty days from date of sale. Stop. overs will be allowed west of Missouri river or St. Paul on return trip within limit of ticket. Arrangements van be made by apply ing to agent O. R. & N. Co., The Dalles, whereby tickets will be honored on lake steamers in one or both directions be tween Detroit and Buffalo. tf Jamkh Iuki.a.ni), Agent Wagon and Cnrrlaao Work. , Fish Brothers' Wagon. 1 BlacKsmiifi Horsesnoer I'nrtiifi .leslrliiK to no to llqipner or Emit on Columlilu Hotitliurn via llltu-s, kIiouM Ke No. lciivltiE The DiiIIlm nt 1.25 p. m. iimkliiK ilirwst coiintfitloiih nt lvipiiur Junction nml DlKKb. ItiiliirtiliiK miikliiKillrwitL'iiiiiiectloii nt Ili.'ppnt'r Junction niul IHkkm wlthiN'o. l,ar rivliiK nt 'l ilt! Dallm at t;U' ji. m, Kor liirtlmr purticuhiri, oil 1 on or Hildrcin JAS. IKKIiANl), AKi'llt, Thu Dulles, Orinon. Third anil Jeffcron. Fiione 159 ine coiumDia PaDkingCo.. PACKERS OF PORKand BEEF MANUKAUTIIHKHH OK Fine Lard and Sausages Curersof BRAND HAMS & BACON x)RIKD BISKF. KTO. J.H. HCJIRNCK, i'rMldeiit. ilAX A. Voor. CunIiIij) First National Bank. THE DALLES - - - OREGON A General Banking Business transacted Deposits received, subject to Bight Draft or Check. Collections made and proceeds proinptlv ci , emJtAed on dftv of oollectW Bight and Telegraphic Exchange sold ob New Vork, San Francisco and port. land. Ed. M. Wuauiu, Quo. A. Liibi. u. M. Bkali.. Complete Drus at i i i i M. Z. DQNNELL, ' THE DRUGGIST. i j Spring Suitings Tho time will soon bo here when stylish dressed man will want an up-l0' date Spring Suit. Those are the kiml ol patrons 1 am tailoring fur. ('' and look over my Spring line 'f Huitinge. All the latest uoveltleH for 1IM11. Suits to Order, $IO.OO. John Pashek, The Tailor. Nasal CATARRH In all lu tnn tlisro iiould bu ClVHIlliUUID. Ely's Cream Balm c)fJuit,KK)tLiCNsn(llicnli lliu illteaneil iiiuin Prune. 1 1 curvM catiirrli auil Urlvea awny a cold lu luo bead ., I., Cream llulm Ir placed Into tbo iioitrlH, IP" over tbo lut-uibranu and Ii abnorbeil. 11 , ' V,, uidlaloaudaciirufollawa. It la ot 'I'J10?"". not iroduco iiH'elii;. Mrgo Sle, W wnu " gUtt or by mail ; Trial HUv, 1U ciit I'jr ,u- fc M.Y IKWTUEUH, 5(5 Wurrou Wreeti N" ...