The Dalles Daily Chronicle.
TUESDAY
JAN.
1901
SWIPED EDITORIAL WIT.
Mr. Bryan possibly read the com
plctc election returns before an
nouncing that be was a private
citizen.
Isn't it stranse that all these!
people who knew about the salt cure
never thought to mention it until
the Chicago professor spoke up?
Mr. Bryan says he is a private
citizen with excellent possibilities of
remaining so. Even that isn't as
bad as being "crucified on a cross of
gold."
Mr. Bryan did not positively say
that he would decline a nomination
if any whooping, j'elling convention
should insist ou it with a unanimous
vote.
A scientist claims that salt will re
store life. Persons having a consider
able amount of the commodity to
sell ought to be able to do some
business with the democratic party.
Those who were hoping for great
things from the new century will be
disappointed to hear that the num
ber of congressmen is to be increased
at the very beginning.
A foreign gentleman who has
been traveling in this country for
some time complains thai while tbis
country is rich in beautiful scenery,
yet there are no ruins here. This
gentleman evidently did not meet
William Jennings Bryan in his
travels.
Take them to
day and you will
be well to-morrow.
Baldwin's
Allopathic Cold
Cure Tablets,
(Cald In Head)
No.23-B. 25c
SAH FRAKCtSCO.
K. L. T1AI.DWIN CCV
Your Cold uiire isuie oniy iratu; uih
reallv iloei cure in one any.
Hakky Kddokm.
Harry Koderrs Co.
Those who admired the stand
taken by Senator Simon and the
Oregonian in regard to the Porto
JSican tariff bill and denounced the
republican majority m the United
States senate for its passage, claim
ing it was an act ot oppression, are
respectfully invited to explain why
it has not been repealed. Accord
ing to the terms of the law this can
be done at any time by the Porto
Kican legislature, yet no move has
been made in that direction, nor is
there any demand in the island for
the repeal of the bill. On the con
trary it appears to give excellent
satisfaction, the fact being that the
opposition to it came from the tobac
co and sugar trust of this country,
and not from any considerable num
ber ot the people. Salem Sentinel.
T . HAI.mVtV CO
You tow ture ibdici .-".
Sacrakknto, Cal.
13.11 are
0.R.&N.
DEI-ART
roB
I
tive schedulk.
From Dalles.
...i,iirf iv.rc"ii1i1 In Head.
' WM. mVINKM..
With Adams, Uoothe & Co.
De.vvkr, Colo.
E. L. BALDWIN CO.
I find vour Cold Cure Tablets the
nd mot con wnient remedy for cold in Ihm
head. Thev cure in every instance.
H. Coorsojc '
Clarke & Falk. The Dalles. Or. gon.
Iteri Hot From the Gun
Wae the ball that bit G. B. Steatlman
ot Newark, Mich., in the Civil ':r. It
caused horrible ulcers that no treat
ment helped for twenty years. Then
Bucklen's Arnica Salve cured him. It
cures cuts, bruises, bnrns boils, felons,
corns, skin eruptions. Best pile cure on
earth. Twenty-five cent? a box. Cure
guaranteed. Sold by Blakeley, the
druggist. 3
Floral lotion will cure wind chapping
and sunburn. Manufactured by C'arce
& Falk.
Fast (Salt I.akr, Denver, Ft.
Mull Wo-th, OUIHlill, Kmi-i
12:25 p. m.i Ras City, St. I.ouls,
Chicago and East.
Attr.lVE
Fhom
FlKt ! J
Mall I
1:05 p n?
Atlantic Salt Lake, Denver. Ft. 4:4ii.
Express 1 Worth, Omaha, Kiin-I
12:60 a. m.f sas City, St. Louis,,
Via llunt-i Chicago and Fast.
lugtoti. I
Eroltanc Walla Walla, Spokane,'
.Mall .Minneapolis. St. I'nul,)
and' i)u luth, Milwaukee,,
Express I Chicago Bnd Fast, vlai
I Spokane Rkct Huntlnc-I
I ton; uto all points in;
9:?' p. m : WashlURton and East
ern uivguu. ,
Spokane
Mall
and
Express
:sn a. in
8 p. m.
FBOK FORTLAWr.
Ocean Steamships.
For San Francisco
Every Five Days.
4 p. m.
8 p. m.
8 r. m. 1 4 r. m.
Ex.SuudarlColumDlR Rv. Steamers. iKx.hmid"
10 Astoria ana wayi
Baiurday
10 p. m.
Landings.
6a.m. ' Willamette River. -1:30p.m.
Ex.bundnylOrejron City, Newbcrg, Ex.Sunday
Salem & Way Land'!,.
The only successful antidote for
hazing that the investigating com
mittee has been able to discover so
far is for the victim to get in and
lick blue blazes out of his assailants,
one at a time. Evidently it is n
course in pugilism instead of mathe
matics that the candidate for West
Point should take, says the Walla
"Walla Union.
CHOCOLATE
BOH BONS.
In talking of Chocolates please
remember that we carry a full line of
LOWNEY'S, juu opened, fresh from
the factory. In plain and fancy boxes
for Christrras trade, and at prices to
suit. Don't forget that we am head
quarters fur the best on earth. ' Name
LOWNEY settles it.
7 a. m,
Tuei.Thur.
and Sat.
WlLtAMETTE AND VaM- 3:30 p. m.
MILL Rivers. lMnii.,WeU
Oregon City, Dayton, i and Fri.
1 and Way-L:mdlngs.
Lv Uipatla
daily
3:l'5a. m.
SNAKE UlVEK.
Rlparia to Iwlaton.
Leave
Lewiston
daily
9:00 a. m
Turtles desmnc to en to ncminer or
points ou Columbia Southern via IIIkks, should
tate No. 2, leaving The Dalles et 12:40 p. m.
making direct connections, at Hcppner Junction
and Hlgss. Returning makingdireetcrmnectlnn
at Heppuer luuctton and lllggs 1th No. 1. ar
riving at The Dalles at ls:0) p. m.
The O. R. i: N. steamer "Mdoc"'is now mak
ing regular trips to Salem and Inpeiiemlcuce,
stopping at all way landings. She leaves 1'ort
land on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays at
fl n. m., arriving at Sa'en 4 p. m and Indeiend.
ence about C i. m. on same days. Returning
boat leaves Iudeiendeiice at i a. in. and Salem
nt 0 a. m. on Tuesdays. ThurMliiys and Satur
days, arriving at 1'ortland about 3 p. m. utme
days.
For full particulars call on O. II. & X. Co.'s
agent The Dalles, or address
W. 11. HL'RLBURT,
(Jen. Fas. Agt., Portland, Or
Nihil Pi t
Complete
of
Dms
at
M. Z. DONNELL,
THE DRUGGIST.
Just What
Yoa cuant.
mm, W
Yellowstone Park Line.
New ideas m Wall Paper here. Such
wide variety as we are allowing never be
fore craced a single Murk. Real imita
tion cretun effects at ordinary prices.
Good paperB at cheap paper prices.
Elegant designs, tasteful colorings, yours
for a small price, at our store on Third
street. Also a full line of bouse paints.
B. W. VATJSE, Third St.
THE DINING CAR ROUTE FROM PORTLAND
TO THE KA6T.
THE ONLY DIRECT LINE TO THE VELl.OW-
SIONE PARK.
leave. Union Dsrot. Firttiana I st- arrive.
Geo. C. Blakeley,
The Druggist.
C. F. Stephens
No.
No.
..Dealer In.
Fast mall for Tacoma,
Seattle, Olympla.Uray'K
jiainor ana soutn jieuu ,
points, Spokane, Ross-,
laud, D. C Pullman,
Moscow. Lewiston. imr-
i 11:15 A. 31. faloHunipminlnKcuun- 5;50 P. M,
i try, Helena, Mlnneapo-'
lis, St. Paul, Omafin,
' Kansas City, St. Louis,,
i Cblcntro and all noluts :
No. 4. east and southeast.
Ptieet Sound Express
' 11:30 P. M. for Tacoma and Seattle
and intermediate points '
No. 3.
";CD A. M.
Dty Goods, Clothing,
Cents' Furnishings
Boots, Shoes. Hats. Caps. Notions,
for W. L. Douglas Shoe.
Pullman first-class and tourist sleepera to
Minneapolis, Ht. Paul and Missouri river points
without change.
1 1 Vostlbuled trains. Uulon depot connections
1 1 In all principal cities.
i linKftage checked to destination of tickets,
1 1 For hnndHomelv illustiated desnrintlve matter.
tickets, sleeping-car reservations, etc., call on or
write
A. D. CHARLTON,
F. s.
Gunning,
Blacksmith,
Wagon Shop,
Horseshoeing.
Dealer in Blacksmith Supplies.
jCor Seuoua & Lanolin. 'Phone 151
J. S. KCHENCK,
President.
Max A. Voot,
Cashlei
First National Bank.
THE DALLES
OREGON
Telephone No. 88.
in hecona at.,
The Dalles, Or,
sou Street, comer Third, Portland Oregon
SOUTH and EAST via
Private advices from Salem are to
the effect that Corhett'a sack is wide j
open and that the old man's money
is flowing like water. But the same
advices assure us that Henry Wood
pile Corbelt will never be senator
for Oregon while the world lasts.
50 YEARS'
EXPERIENCE
CASTOR I A
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Bears the
Signature of
Cocoanut Cream liuir Tonic will cure
dandruff and all Ecalp diseases. Don't
neglect your hair. For sale at Fra.er'a
barber ehop, boIh aiieut, tf
Fresh KaHtern oyntwre, 55 cents per
can, at the Stadulman Commission Com
pany. J2L3i
Last A diamond aunburet brooch. A
reward will be paid for he return to this
office. JJlj-tf
For fashionable dressmaking and plain
ewinp, call and lee Mre. S. E. Hender
ion, 368 Third street, in Mre. Kddon's
house. jlO Ita
trace marks
Designs
COPVRIQHTS &.C.
Anrono tending a kctrh and description ma'
nnlcUly ascertain nur opinion tree whether a i
luventlnn t probably palentablc. Communlo
tloniatrlctlrciintldeiitial. llaudbookun I'ateutt
tent tree. OMeat agency for securliiir putenta.
l'.itci.ta taken throuuh Jlunn i Co. recctvt
tpttUit notlft, without charae, In tiio
Scientific Jhnericam
A handiomcly IlluttratPd weekly. Ijtreest elr.
dilation ot any tcientllln jniirnul. Terms. 'J a
ycir: (our months, tl. tiold by all newdealcm.
MUNN & Co.36'0- New York
Uraoch tifnee S, 1' HL. Vt'ailaton. I). I
TtieGoiuiiaPacKiDgCo.,
PACKERS OF
PORKand BEEF
MANDKACTUKKKS OK
Fine Lard and Sausages
Gurersof BRAND
HAMS & BACON
JRIF.D BEEF, ETC.
' Assistant General I'd.enttcr Aeent. v, Mom ' A General Banking Business transacted
uepoaite received, subject to eight
Draft or Check.
Collections made and proceeds promptly
remitted on dav of collection,
j Sight and Telegraphic Exchange sold on
. New York, 8an Francisco unci orl
I land.
I DIRECTORS,
D. P. Thompson. Jno. H. Schenok.
I En. M. Williams, Geo. A. Likbb.
H.M. Bkali.
Soutn Pacific Co
Shasta Route
Trains leave The Dalles lor Portland and way
stations at 4','Ja a. in. and 3 i, in.
Leave Portland S:) a m
" Albany l'J.COam
Arrive Ashland 12:31 a m
" .Sacramento r:0O n m
" ban Franchco ":li m
i Arrive Oxdon
" Denver
" KainiMH city
" fhleusjo . . .
t;l.1a m
Jioonin
7:i'j u m
VMS a m
Arrive Lou AnKeles 1:90 pm
" Kl i'ao ti;00 ii rn
" Kort Worth ti::X)am
11 City of Mexico was a in
11 Houston -liCOa in
" New Orleans CrAnm
" Washlnittou n:4'Jain
" New York IJ.Up m
7:00 ji m
10:M m
ll:!50 a m
lilioa m
b:l,'a in
11:15 am
U:aia in
7 :.'. a in
UlSOam
7:00 a m
fi:W) p m
ii;uo a m
U:.Via m
1:00 a m
fi: .'5 p m
n-Wain
l'j'-::: p m
Pullman and Tourist cars on both trains
Chair cars Hacrameuto to Oxden and Kl Paso,
and tourist cars to Chicago, tit Uiuls, Now Or
leans and Washington.
Connecting at Han Francisco with several ,
steamship lines for Honolulu, Japan, China,
Philippines, Central and Houtli America. !
See agent at The Dalles station, or address
i
C. H. MARKHAM,
Cieueral Pasener Agent, Portland, Or
You will not have boils if vou take
Clarke & Falk'e sure care tor bolls.
MATT SHOREN,
General Blacksmith
and flofseshoep.
All kinds of hlackainUtiint' will receive
prompt attention and will be executed
in firflt-claea shape. Give him a call.
Richardson's Old Stand,
Third St., near Federal, The Dulles, Or.
mm mm
L. V. Hong. Prop'r.
First-Class in Every Respeet
MEALH AT A LI, UOUKH,
Oysters Served in any Style.
87 Second St., The Dalles, Or,
REGULATOR LINE.
DALLES, PORTLAND k ASTORIA NAV. COMPANY
Steamers ol the ItcKtilator l.lno will run ax per the fn.
oh.iik schi'dulo. this Compiiny re.iervlng the right to change
M-hedule without notice.
Str. Regulator
r5 .
tb DOWN.
B, I.v. Dalles
Eat , a. .
Tuesday. . ..
ThlltfttltlV
MHiuroay . . . .
;' Arr. Portland
:, at V. .
til
l.v. Portland
at 7 a. h.
Monday
.WedtiesOHy
Friday
Arr. Dalles
a & l'. v-
Ship your
Freight
via
Str. Dalles City.
IMIWN tip,
l.v. Dalles Ia .Portland
nt 7 a.m. at 7:(K) A. M,
Monday ... . Tuesdny
WdneHdai" Thumdnv
Regulator Line, i Jv'Svviand AtZ
at ! i.'H) p. M. at fi I, ii.
P
1
FOR COMFORT ECONOMY AND PLEASURE,
: Travel by the Steamers of the ltcRiilatnr l.lno. The roinpimy will endeavor ti R.'ve its pat- J
itihli ui .fu u tjr( svtvi1,n pi,SK,iL.. for further Inforniatloii address S
i, Portland Oillce, Oak Htreet Dm. W. C. ALLAWAY, Gen. Afft.
Wasco Warehouse Company
Headquarters for Seed Grain of ail kinds.
Headquarters for Feed Grain ot rii kin
Headquarters for Rolled Grain, an kind
Headquarters for Bran. Shorts, SISIlfeed
Headquarters for "Byers' Best" Pendle-
TT1 "FlmiT r u mannfnctnred expressly for family
uhh : everv Hack is Kunrnnteed to give satisfaction.
We sell our ;oo(1b lowor thun any liotipn in the trudu, and if yon don't think so
call and get fur priwn and lie convinced.
Highest Prices Paid for Wheat. Barley and Oats.
Retiring from Business.
Closing out my Entire Stock Regardless of Cost.
Dry Goods, Clothing, Hoots nnd Sl'oee, at much Ihbs than wholesale
prices. Will eelllu hulk or in loin, or uny way to suit Durchaaers.
Entire stock must "be closed out before 30 days.
All Roode will lie Hntiritictid except Thoinp(in'e Glove-fittiiifj Cornete
and ltutteriuk I'utturiiB. Your pricen will h initio. Ctdl earlv and pecure
burgaine.
J. P. McINERNY,
Corner Second and Court Sis.
Grandall & Barget
DEALERS IS Jj
fill kinds of undertake- & BuPiaSh
Funeral Supplies embalmers gte.
The Dalles, Or.
PIONEER BAKERY.
I have re-opened this well-known Bakery,
and am now prepared to supply every
body with Bread, Pies and Cakes. Also
all kinds of Staple and Fancy Grocer es.
GEORGE RUCH, Pioneer Grocer.
THE CELEBRATED
.. .GOIiUlWBlA BREWEfiY ..
AUGUST BUCHLER, Prop.
Rt...?rtH1or,,7nnt" ''ll.k,,o n hrewery tl,0 United Statea Health
KoportH (or ,nw i&. 11)0), hiij-b; "A more Htipoi or brew never entered
the lahrawry of the Unifd Status Health reports. It IB ab8o utelv devoh
Set: ' ,:i ,iB?f,on' b,,.ii,n th? ot,,(,r "S " A, L!
iiih DiiHt ol limit and ilinlct.'Ht of hopH. Its ton c (iiialltiiiB are of the liiuh-
vam Iih'IIu ' WH ' ,h.8 Tl''t l)H,,t"11 u'1 at fae ion hv old and
Joiiijk. is ime can coiiHclentloiiHly he preBcnhed hv the p ivslolana with
East F5nnnnrl Sh-oof. nritn rv a t
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After von tiro of nsine no called kidney remedies
without any benefit, une Llnooln Sexmil Pills and
forever rid of thoHe dull puli.B In vour hack. Discard
that old foifv Idea of "pain In the kidnevB" and liava
all yonr bladder and urinary trouble? wired, and your
nljjhta iiiffflf reBiful by the ie of nature's streatett
BSHistant-Linooln Sexual Pills.
Price, l (M) per box buy of your druggist or sent
by mall on receipt of prlc, in p)an wrapp'r.
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m v 11 . t Fort Wyne, Indiana.
M. A. Uonnoll, Auen", The Dalles.