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The Dalles Daily Chronicle, TZl
WEDNESDAY
OCT.
1000
it conceals from mc the
tnakitic diamonds from
For IMlclrnt
WILLIAM M'KINLEY,
Hf Ohio.
For Vlc-rrelclrnt
THEODORE ROOSEVELT,
Of New York.
touxg MAS ABSALOM IS
RIGHT.
ALL
system tb;
. , secret of
charcoal? I
j "Why rt.s it not T who, entering a ,
j lawyer's ullice as a suitable person to
'sweep it out, left it as an appointed j
'justice of the supremo court: j
i 1 have bad a dozen years to rove j
: 1 to the proprietor of this newspaper .
j that be can afford to pay me
1 000 a vcar?
He is just a languishing, good man,
"Is the young tran Absalom safe ?" j to give it to me; 1 have only to show
is the text of a recent sermon of ; Mm that my services are worth it.
Candidate Bryan, wherein be popu- - What prevents me from making the
hstically and socialistically bewails
Retiring from Business.
Closing out my Entire Stock Regardless of Cost.
Dry Goods, Clothine, Boot rik! Shoes, at much less than wholesale
prices." Will sell iu bulk or in lots, or any way to suit purchasers.
Entire stock must be closed out "before 30 days.
AH poods will be sacrificed except Thompson's Glove-fittins Corsets
and Bntterick Patterns. Yonr prices will be mine. Call early nml secure
bargains.
J. P. McINERNY,
Corner Second and Court Sts.
the fate of the) American youth, as
doomed by the trusts and combines
and gold standard and mone power
and other and sundry octopi and
troglodytes to perpetual poTerty and
-wage slavery. We have met with
no better answer to Bryau's dem
agogical rant although it was writ
ten before Bryan's sermon than the
following wholesome words of Am
brose Bearce, in the San Francisco
proof? And what prevents you,
most excellent of all possible cob
blers, from beating me out of the
field by writing like an angel with a
reed ?
The number of actual and possible
sources of profit and methods of
distinction is infinite. Not all the
trusts in the world combined in one
trust of trusts could appreciably re
duce it could condemn to perma
nent failure one man with the talent
State flotmal Sehool,
MONMOUTH, - OREGON.
Fall Term Opens September 18, 1900.
The studeuts of the Xoruial School arc prepared to tafce the I'Ute Certlfieare immediately oa
I graduation.
Graduates readily se;ure cood positions. Exppnteof year from f l?1 to I ISO.
strone Academic and Professional Courses. Sew Scc1h1 Icparture In Mtauul TrulnliiK
Well equipi-ed Traiainc Department.
for catalogue containing full announcements address
I'. U CAM P11EIX, ITwitien't. or W A. ASS, Sjsrctarr of Farul'y.
Examiner; about the last place, by j and the will to succeed
the way, one would expect to find
anything wholesome. Mr. Bearce
saj-s :
This is not a country of equal
fortunes; outside a socialist's dream
do such country exists nor can exist.
But as nearly as is possible this is a
country of equal opportunities for
those who begin life with nothing
but nature's endowments and of
such is the kingdom of success.
In nine instances in ten successful
Americans that is Ainerk-aus who
have succeeded in any worth- ambi
tion or legitimate field of endeavor
have started with nothing but the
skin they stood in. It may almost
foe said, indeed, that to begin witk
nothing is a main condition of suc
cess in America.
To a young man there is no such
hopeless impediment as wealth or the
expectation of weahh. Here a man
and there a man will rise, so abun
dantly endowed by nature as to over
come tne handicap of "artificial
advantages,' but that is not the rule;
usually the chap "born with a cold t
spoon iQ his mouth," puts in his time
sucking that spoon and without other
emploj-ment. Counting possession
of the spoon success, why should he
bestir himself to achieve what he
already has?
The real curled darling of oppor
tunitj' is the youth born with noth
ing in his mouth but bis teeth he
who knows or is likely to know what
it is to feel his belly sticking to his
back. If be have brains a-plentj' be
will get on for he must be up and
doing the penalt of indulgence a
famine. If he have not, he may up
and do the uttermost satisfaction of
his mind and heart, but the end of
that roan is failure, with possibly
socialism, that last resort of conscious
incompetence.
It fatigues, this talk of the narrow
ing opportunities of today, the
"closed avenues to success," and the
rest of it. Doubtless it serves its
purpose of making mischief for the
tyrant trusts and the wicked rich
generally, but in a six months' bound
volume of it there is not enough of
truth to float a religion.
Men of brains never had a better
chance than now to accomplish all
that it is desirable that they should
accomplish; and men of no brains
never did have much of a chance,
nor under any possible conditions
can have in this country or any
other. They are nature's failures,
God's botchwork. Let us be sorry
for them, treating them justly and
generously; but the socialism that
would level us all down to their plane
of achievement and reward h a pro
posal of which they arc themselves
the proponents.
Opportunity, indeed! Who is"
bo'ding me from composing a great
opera that would make me rich and
famous? j
What oppressive laws forbid me
to work my passage up the Yukon as
leckund on a steamboat and dis-
At Ashland last Saturday night
Governor Geer made the remarkable
and gratifying statement that the
number of convicts in the
stcte penitentiar has decreased near
ly one-balf during the last four years.
In fact the number has become so
small, the governor says, that there
is hardly men enough to run the in
stitution. Four years ago Bryanites
talked much of the relation between
poverty and crime. They are not
saying much along this line this year
at least not in Oregon.
A Difficult Problem.
It is among the most difficult prob
lems of natural science for one to become
expert in several lineE. J. E. Adcos &
Co., by their combination, have over
come this difficulty in a practical man
ner. J. E. Adcox is nn espert watch
maker and is pood on jewelry, optical
work and engraving, while Theo. H.
Liebe is an expert optician and is cood
nn watnh nirint. iVwplrv work and
Ot ' r r -
regon . eneravme. Their price is as low as con
sistent with pond workmanship. They
are prepared to do all work in their
several lines, on short notice. Work
sent by mail or express will rerpive
prompt attention. Sign, "Big Red
Watch."
F
Distress
after eating
!e erased from the stomach cot
teiinnmp ita work irainwliat',ly.
Until it pets to work you feel d &
tressed tho food lays in your stom
ach like a weight.
To start digestion to make the
stomach do ite work yon must assist
it if your stomach is weak or slow
to work.
Baldwin's
Dyspepsia
Tablets
No. 21
taken after meals supplies the stom
ach with necjsary acids and juices
which digest the food quickly in a
projsr manner. To gut the best
results use Baldwin's Health Tablets
So 25 with the Dyspepia Tablets.
The Dyspepsia Tablets cost 10c and
can be hid as
Clarke & Falk, The Dalies, Ortgon.
OPEN DAY AND NIGHT.
The CLARENDON
RESTART
And CAFE.
J. B. Crossen & Co., Props.
87 Second Street.
ft
Complete
Cipe
of
Drus
at
$ i .oo per month.
Strictly flri't e'ase local nn.l long
distance ti'lcphotm seivicu within.
your homo.
Lines do not cross-talk. Your con
versation will be kept a secret.
No cost for installing.
You pet the standard llunuing
Lonp Oistnnt Instrument.
Continuous day and night service.
We will accept your contract for
ten years nml allow yon to cancel
same on giving us thirty days writ
ten notice
PACIFIC STATES TELEPHONE COS.
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Str. Regulator
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at 7 A. M.
t Tuesday
2, Thurxiny . .
k Saturday.
5- Arr. Portland
at 4:3) P. si.
REGULATOR LINE, j
DALLES, PORTLAND & ASTORIA NAY. COMPANY
Steamers ol the Kcgulalnr Line will run an k.t the lot-'j
nw.nR wnidiilv, the Company referring; the right to chutgo'jj
srhi ule witaout notice. 3
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Lv. l'ortlaml
at 7 a. M.
Monday
. vtcdneMiny
Friday
Arr DnlU'k
at 5 r. X.
Ship your
Freight
via
Regulator Line.
Str. Dalles City.
MOWN
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lit 7 A. .
Monday
Wt-dncfdMy
' Friday...
Arr. l'ortland
at 1 :50 r. m.
cr. i
l. Portland ,3
ut 7 (O a x. i
ThiirMly ,5
Mitsrdjijr 3
Arr Dulles "J
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FOR COMFORT ECONOMY AND PLEASURE,
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, Travel by the Steamers of the ItcRtilator Line. The f!nintiy will endeavor to glrciti jwt-,!
roil! the liot service iiObUble For further Information uddrcim J
5, 1'ortland OHlce, Oat Strwt Docfc. W. C. A L. LA WAY, Con. Agt.
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M. Z. DONNELL,
TH DRUCCIST.
Butchers
and Farmers
..Exchange..
Keeps on drausht the celebrated
COLOMBIA BEE It, ncknow:--edped
the best beer iu The Dalle,
at the usual j-rlce. Come In, try
it and be convinced. AIo the
Kinest brands of Wiuea, Li-juor
and Clears.
Sandtuiehes .
of all Kinds always on hand.
Just What
You mant.
4.
New Eboes f jr fall and winter just re
ceived at the New Yorfc Cash Store.
Nasal
CATARRH
In all iu etaea there
thouiil be cleanliness.
Ely's Cream Balm
cleanset, s oothea and htala
the dUv-aied rncrabrzee.
It cores catarrh and drive
away a co.d iu the bead
quietly.
Cream Balm Is placed Into the nostrils, tpreadi
orer the membrane and 1 absorbed. Eeliof ii Im
mediate and a cure follow!. It is not drying doe
not produce tneezlng. Large Size, 0 centi at Drug
gists or br mall; Trial Size, 10 cents by mall,
DLT OCiOTUEKS, M Warren Street, Ziew York.
Jill'
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To Deliiicjuent Taijiayer.
Toe County Court baring nntborized
the immediate collection of delinquent
taxee, I am compelled to comply witli
ite request, and will tbereore proceed at
once to advertise. If you are delinquent
you will eave coet and expenses by im
mediate payment. All personal prop
erty nnpaid will be attached at tbe cost
and expense of the owner without fur
ther notice. Koiiekt Kei.lv,
Sheriff of Wasco Co., Or.
The Dalles Sept. 17, 1900. 17-29d-w
F. s.
Gunning,
Blacksmith,
Wagon Shop,
Horseshoeing.
Dealer in Blacksmith Supplies.
Cor Second & Lanolin, 'Phone 157
CO YEARS'
EXPERIENCE
A full line of Eastman films and sup
plies just received by Clarke & Falk.
for Sola.
Fine seed wheat for sale; red Rueaian,
Price, 75 cents per bushel.
W. W. RAW80.V,
eepl9-lm Tbe Dalles, Or.
Tbe New York Cash Store ii the sole
gent for the Hamilton Brown Shoe
Co.'s line of footwear.
trade marks
Design
Copyright Ac.
An rone ifnrtlnsr a sketch and description ma'
qiilcklr ascertain our opinion free whether ai
Invention Is rotoblr rmtentable. Communlo.
tlonsstrlctlrconadentlal. Handbook on I'au-nu
sent free. Olrtcjt asnncr for securlntr patents.
I'atciita token tbruuub llunn ft Co. rtcolTK
tpicial notict, without ctiame, In tbo
Sckntific Hmerkam
A handsomely lllostrated weekly. Tersest dr
tnlatlon of any scientmc Journal. Terms. S3 a
renr: four months, tl. bold brail newsdealers.
HUW&Co. New York
Mraneb OBIce, ca V HU UT asbtweton. I. C
D.eUNWS.
ONEFORAOOI. nil I A
Fll I X
wh day to SirnSww
f,Ksos Pimples, Prnsat
Van UkmUcqs and b,7I(k.
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New ideas in Wall Paper here. Such
wide variety ae we are showing never be
fore traced a eingle stork. P.eal imita
tion creton effects at ordinary pricee.
Good papers at cheap paper prices.
Elegant designe, tasteful colorings, yours
for a small price, at our store on Third
etreet. Also a full line of house paints.
D. W. VATJSE, Third St.
Wasco Warehouse Compani
Headquarters for Seed Grain of an kinds.
Headquarters for Feed Grain ot ell kin
Headquarters for Rolled Grain, an kind
Headquarters for Bran. Shorts,
Headquarters fcr "Byers' Best" Pendle-
FlOUr '"'8 'ionr lE manufactured expreesly fur family
U1 uee : everv sack is guaranteed to give satisfaction.
We sen our goodB lower than any house in the trade, and if you don't think w
call and get cur prices and be convinced.
Highest Prices Paid for Wheat, Barley and Oats
SAY! Lend Me Your Ear!
Do you know that John Pashek. the tailor, is agent for two of W
the larsett merchant tailoring houtea iu America? Q
Do you know that he will fell you a suit, made to your order, ns M
cheap us the hand-u.u-dou, ready-tnade, vou buy in the stores, and
b"i MWfcw t uv ui iiw tint: ,
Do you know that lie hiB already on hand for tbo cowing full
and winter trade the handsomest and fiu'eet lino of samples ever shown
in The DaiUt?
ft
JOHN PASHEK, Merchant Tailor, Agent.
Tne CoiumDia Packing Co..
PACKERS OF
PORKandBEEF
JtANOFACTDKEP.8 OY
Fine Lard and Sausages
Curers of BRAND
HAMS & BACON
JR1F.D BEEF. ETC.
J. B. BCBSMCK,
rresiaeut.
a. m. Btiti.,
Casblei
First Hatiooal Bank.
THE DALLES ... OREQON
A General Banking Business transacted
uepoaiu received, subject to Stent
Draft or Check.
Collections made and proceeds promptly
remitted on dar of collection.
Bight and Telegraphic Exchange told oa
new i ore, nan iranciaco anc Port
land. DIREOTOMB.
D. P. TaoMraoH. Jmo. B. Bcuruk.
Ed. M. WiLUAwa, Gao. 1. Libbi.
a. M. Utilh.
J. E. FALT & CO.,
Commereial Sample Rooms.
Purest Liquors for Family Use 9
9
Delivered to any part of the City. f
173 Second Street.
Phonps: 51 Local,
85S Long Distance
PIONEER BAKERY.
I have re-opened this well-known Bakery,
and am now prepared to supply every
body with Bread, Pies and Cakes. Also
all kinds of Staple and Fancy Grocer es.
GEORGE RUCH, Pioneer Grocer.