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J. E. FALT & CO.,
Proprietors Gommereial SampIe jjoOmS.
9
y Purest Liquors
Delivered to any
BOY CUT OFF HIS QUEUIi.
Bmoll lint llcvcimcful Chicago Clt
lien Uopk Nitt 'Walt for tha
POWC'M (II ACt.
That nothing arouses youthful nr
ilor so much as war has been demon
strated .o often that it lias now be
come an axiom. For t!ii eaus-e the in
habitants of the opponents of the
L'nited States are the enemies- de
faeto to the lads who tramp the
streets of Chicago. This has been
shown of late in their antagonism to
the Chinese because of atrocities
committed in and u round l'ekinp, says
the Chicago Chronicle.
They have made faces at the Celes
tials, pulled their pigtails and thrown
stones through their windows. It re
mained for a Clark street lad, how
ever, to take summary vengeance on
a Chinaman against whom he held tt
fancied grudge.
Ye Kee is a rotund Chinaman, who
lives back of one of the stores thnt
line the east side of Clark. In the
afternoon he is in the habit of stretch
ing himself on the little 2x4 porch in
the rear of his home for a nap. The
other day he lay down without antic
ipating any untoward incident that
might cause hint to wish he was in
some other country.
Dreams of the flowery kingdom and
the delight of seeing his enemies suf
fer were infesting his brain when a
dull thud brought him to a sitting
posture. He saw a boy running away
witli a hatchet in his hand. He
grabbed for his iieue immediately
and found it lying nerr where hishead
had rested while he was sleeping. The
mischievous lad had clipped the be
loved pigtail very near to its base.
'EVENED UP WITH THE DOCTOR
Hott a Chicago Snnilvrleh Man
Drought 111 Coiurnrj- Employer
to Term. i
For some months past an elderly
man has succeeded in earning his
livelihood by promenading the north
side of Randolph street clad in a rub
ber rain coat on which was embla
zoned in yellow letters the ability of
Dr. Trueblade to remove corns, bun
ions and warts without pain. During
the winter months the aged person
found the job to his liking and kept
the sidewalks clear of snow by his
constant marching to and fro. Hut
with the arrival of the .summer hot
spell the sandwich iniin tired of the
task and spent most of his time in
shady nooks along the line of his
beat, says a Chicago exchange.
One day lately the heat, became bo
oppressive that sign bearing grew irk
tome and the iiiau resolved to strike.
After invading, the "doctor's" office
and satisfying himself that lie could
not obtain an increase in wages the
wearer of the rubber coat sought the
outer air, and after turning the rub
her coat inside out printed on it the
following legend in chalk: "Dr. True
Diane win amputate no more corns
until the sandwich man collects
money enough to have his buniouu
rased by Dr. Callous."
Callous is the chiropodist across the
street. After reading the inscription
he agreed to supply the sandwich
man with a linen duster for the warm
weather and increase his wages,
No ItlKllt to Ugliness.
The. woman who h lovely in faco,
lorm and temper will always have
friend", but. one who would be attractive
mum keep her health. If aho is weak,
sickly and all run down, eho will be
jiervi.u and irritable. If eho has con
stipation or kidney trouble, her impure
blm.d will cause pimples, blotches, skin
eruptions and a wretched complexion.
Llfcine Hitters ii tlm beet medicine in
the world lo regulate stomach, liver and
kuimne and lo purify the blood. It
tfiwn Hiront! neres, bright eyed, smooth,
YflvtHy kin, rich complexion. It will
iimkn good. looking, charming woman
uf a nill'iliiAn invalid. Oulv 50 cents
at Hl.iMtVs drun store. 2
Nv f tor), Savr 1'rlcea.
I have my good marked down to bed
rock pricee in view to closing out my
t"ck uf millinery. Call and see me one
door eant of Racket store. Also orders
fur IMenrtH cartels taken.
Mus. Jaynk.
I.imurles.
Healthful drinks are not luxuries, they
are nt-ccn-lties. A full line of cool and
lelre-lrn porter, ale, mineral water and
beern kept mi ice. Take a bottle home
jor lunch. 0. J. Stubliiig. Phone 234. j
for Family Use t)
part of the City.
Ills I.lf Wan Saved.
Mr. J. K. Lilly, n prominent citissn of
Hannibal, Mo lately had a wonderful
delive rence from ti frightful death. In
telling of it he says : "1 was taken with
Typhoid fever, that ran into Pneumonia.
My lungs became hardened. I was so
weak I couldn't even sit up in bed.
Nothing helped me. Lexpeeted to soon
tlie of Constmiption, when I heard of Dr.
King'i New Discovery. One bottle gave
great relief. I continued to use it, and
now am well and strong. I can't say
too much in its praise." This marvellous
medicine is the surest and quickest cure
in the world for all Throat and J.unc
Trouble. Regular sizes 50 rents and $1.00.
Trial bottles free at Blakeloy's drug
store; every bottle guaranteed. ti
The
Heat Itemed- for Stomarli
llowel Trouble!).
ami
'I have been in the drug business for
twenty years and have sold most all of
the proprietary medicines of any note.
Among the entire list I have never found
anything to equal Chamberlain's Colic,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy for all
stomach and bowel troubles," e.iys O.
W. Wakefield, of Columbus, Ga. "This
remedy cured two severe cjses of cholera
morbus in my family and I have recom
mended and sold hundreds of bottles of
it to my customers to their entire satis
faction. It affords a quick and sure cure
in a pleasant form." For Eale by
Blakeley & Houghton.
GOING EAST-
If you intend to take a trip East, ask
your ticket agent to route you via The
Great Wabash, a modern and up-to-date
railroad in every particular.
Through trains from Chicago, Kansas
City, Omaha or St. Louis to New York
and New England points. All trains
run via Niagara Falls and every through
train has free reclining chair cars, sleep
ing and dining cars.
Stop over allowed on all tickets at Ni
agara Falle. Ross C. Clink,
Pacific Coast Paes. Agt,,
Los Angeles, Calif.
C. S. Chase, G. P. A., St. Louis, Mo.
During last May an infant child of our
neighbor was suffering form cholera in
fantum. The doctors had given up all
hopes of recovery. I took a bottle of
Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diar
rhoea Remedy to the house, telling them
I felt sure it would do good if used ac
cording to direction?. In two days time
the child had fully recovered. The child
is now vigorous and healthy. I have re
commended this remedy frequently and
have never known it to fail. Mrs. Curtis
Baker, Brookwalter, Ohio. f-old by
Blakeley & Houghton.
Catarrh Canuot lie Cured,
with local applications, as they catinot
reach the seat of the disease. Catarrh
is a blood or constitutional disease, and
in order to cure it you must take inter
nal remedies. Hall's Catarrh Cure is
taken internully, and acts directly on
the blood and mucous surfaces. Hall's
Catarrh Cure is not a quack medicine.
It was was prescribed by one of the best
phyeiciano in this country for years, and
is a regular prescription. It is composed
of the best tonics known, combined with
the best blood purifiers, acting directly
on the mucous surfaces. The perfect
combination of the two ingredients is
what produces such wonderful results in
curing Catarrh. Send for testimonials,
free.
F. J. Chunky & Co., Props., Toledo O.
Sold by drruggista, prico 7!w.
Hall's Family Pills are the beet. 12
Volcanic, J.rniittoiiH
Are grand, but skin eruptions rob life
of j.iy. Bucklen's Arnica Salve cures
them ; also old, running and fever sores,
Ulcers, Boils, Felons, Corns, Warts,
Cuts, Bruises, Burns, Scalds, Chapped
Hands, Chilblains. Beat Pile cure on
earth. Drives out pains and aches.
Only 25 cts. a box. Cure guaranteed.
Sold at Blakoley's drug store. 2
A I'otvilur 31 111 Kiotlon.
Removes everything in eight; eo do
drastic mineral pills, but both are mighty
dangerous. Don't dynamite the delicate
machinery pf your body with calomel,
croton oil or aloes pills, when Dr, King's
New Life Pills, which are gentle as u
summer breeze, do the work perfectly.
Cures Headache, Constipation, Only
25c at Blakeluy's drug store. 2
Subscribe for The Chronicle.
BUSINESS LOCALS.
Clark & Falk'e drug stock is now,
fresh and complete
Clarko A Fulk have un sale a full Hue
of paint and artist's brushes.
Yon will not have boils if vou tnko
Clarke fc Falk'a sure cure for bolls.
Clarke & Falk'e flavoring extracts are
the best. Ask your grocer for them.
A full linu of Eastman films and sup
plies just recoived by Clarko & Fulk.
Why pay $1.75 per gallon for inferior
paints when you can buy .lames E.
Patton's sun proof paints for $1.50 per
gallon, guaranteed for 5 years. Clark &
Folk, agents. ml
ItHte to Street I'll I r mill Unrnlvnl.
Tickets form L-'JO will be sold by the
O. R. & N. Co. for trains Nos. 5 and S,
leaving Dalles at il:3o a. m. and 1:50
n. m., September I!, 4, li, 10 and Itfth,
limited to continuous passage going and
limited to three days after date of sale.
Faro for the round trip, $o.50. Tickets
will not be good on train No. 1. Limit
of tickets will not be extended beyond
three days after date of sale. These
tickets must be stamped by the agent at
Portland before they will be honored for
return passage. Tickets should be pur
chased in ample time to allow descrip
tion of passenger to be punched on the
tickets. aoO-sepO
CiiriilvHl Excursion.
For the street carnival to he held at
Portland September 4th to loth, agents
of the Columbia Southern Railway Co.
will issue excursion tickets to Biggs and
return September 3,1, 6th, 10th and 13th
at one and one-third fares for the round
trip. Tickets good returning three days
after date of sale.
C. E. Lytlk, G. P. A.
Elks' Speclul Excursion Hept. Uth.
For the accomodation of The Dalles
Elks and their friends the O. R. & N.
Co. will run a special train to Portland
for the street fair, leaving Dalles at
8 a. in. Sept. Gth. Round-trip fare for
this train only, $2.00, tickets limited re
turning to three daye after date of eale,
Tickets on sale at Umatilla Iluuse and
depot ticket offices. a30-sepG
Nasal
CATARRH
In all Its stages there
tlioalj bo cleanliness.
Ely's Cream Balm
cleanses, soothes and heals
the diseased membrane.
It cures catarrli and drives
away a cold iu the head
quickly.
Cream Biilm is placed Into the nostrils, spreads
OTer the membrane and is absorbed. Iielief is im-
mediate and a cure follows. It is not drying docs
not produce sneering. Large Size, 60 cents at Drug
gists or by mall ; Trial Size, 10 cents by mall.
H!Y IXWTHEIIS, 35 Warren Street, New York,
For the convenience of parties want
ing ice in the afternoons, the Stadelman
Ice Co. will carry a stock at their store,
corner Third and Washington etreets.
Phone No. 107: long distance 183.
"Ring 'em up." 18m-tf
STRAYED
From the East End feed yard, one small
blue mare, branded something like a
man's head on left shoulder. Liberal
reward for her recovery or information
leading to her recovery. When last
seen had a short rope around her neck.
T. J. Dim's,
n27-2tw The Dalles, Or.
lieul Estate for Hale.
Twenty-three lots, located from Sev
enth street to Twelfth, for salo at from
50 up. Inquire at the Columbia
Hotel. n20tf
House
Painting...
The utulereiyned has taken possession
of R, A. Spivey paint shop, next door to
tho Vogt opera houeo, and has pur
chased the tools and ladders. He lias
good mechanics working for him, and
will guarantee all work to give satisfac
tion. S. K. KELLY.
GROCERIES.
A KINK LINK OK
,vr-
Phono No. 00,
Tlilnl Ht., near Court.
DUNCAN'S
CORD WOOD.
Good l'iiiu ami Kir Wood delivered to any part
of the city at 3.r,0 nor cord.
Third ut., near Court. DUNCAN'S
KUgC'lutO
staple am Fancy Groceries
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Str. ReKUlator
Ship your
Freight
via
Regulator Line.
DOWN.
J.v Dalles
at 7 a x.
Tuewlay.
J.v. l'orllaml
III" A. H.
Mondny
.. Wednesday
Friday
Arr. DuIIcn
at v. u.
C, Thtiiwlay ...
k Haturdny. .
fe Arr. l'ortlaiul
,atl:aor.M. ntsr. si.
FOR COMFORT ECONOMY AND PLEASURE,
Travel by tho Steamors of (ho IUuUtor Mnc. The Compnnr will iMidenvnr to rIvc Uh put-
v.iM ujvcviiiii I'ucisiuiv.
, rortt.iml OSlce, Oak-Strcot Uock.
TD -T T 41
Will tfivo instruction uu
l it .1. f i .
iiiiii.ii ueaireu, win can ut your notiiu.
CLUB MEETING every Thursday Evening
Respectfully eolinit your patronise unil KUiirnntco per
fect Batisfttction.
THKMS
75c a Lesson or
8 Lessons for $5.00.
State Uoptn&l School,
MONMOUTH, - .' OREGON.
Fall Term Opens September 18, 1900.
Tho lnrlfnU i.r tli,. S'nr,.iil C.li.. T ..P . . ...... .1. ....
graduatloii.
arailuatoucadlly fcecuroirood iiosltloim.
WelllVnyfP;;
ror catalogue coiiUIhIiik full announcements addie.su
1'. I;. CAMl'llKI.I., l'resident. or W A. ANN, Secretary of Kaculiy.
60 YEARS'
EXPERIENCE
TflADC MAnKS
Jc3icr8
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lloiii iitrlcllyeoiiUUcmlal. Handbook on rutenlt
jent froo. Oldest imoiiry for sucurlni; uatontn.
i-niui.is taken tiirouuli Slunn & Co. reeelvw
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Scientific American.
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filiation of any sclentltlo Journal. 'I'erina, II u
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f on, Seattle Wash., and variouu points
n Oregon and Washington.
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XVJJU U JUA. X U A JiXXXJ.
DALLES, IWLASI) & ASFOHIA KAY. COMPANY I
Hteaniers ol tho ItcKiilatur l.lim will run a ir the (ol- 'jl
ow.iiB cclicilulo, tho Company rcservltiB thu rluht to cliiiiiKf'S
tcheilulu without notice. '3
Str. Dallas City.
-73 .8
! I.v, Dallei I a .I'ortland ,9
I at 7 A. i. at7!U)A. M. N
i .Monday luexliiya
1 "iiincsiiay, TlmrMlay .a
l rlday Saturday M
! at 1 :5Q v. m. atli r. u. Z
; .rr. rorua iu Air. iiaiir '.i
i ui iiii(iii;i until ujaiiwii uumii m
W. C. ALLAWAY. Con. At.
11 INSTRUCTOR OF
citlitir tlio Munilnlin or Guitar,
ii t
IIK.VDQUAKTURvS
The Jacobson Book
& Music Company.
v, u,u niaio weruiicnto liunudlalctv on
Kxjmnscof year Jiom Siao to?J0.
im lM.arltu l Manual TralntlR
J-J. STURDEVANT, '
I'entiat.
Ofllcanier Krencli A Co.'b Hum k
c' TIIK I)AI.M!!l,OKIt(iON
iwvwwiwuyjj
rr tz ci
...Doalor In...
Dtry Goods, Clothing,
Cents' Furnishings.
Hoots, aline. JfatH, Caps, Notions,
for . I,. PoukIiis Hboe.
Agt.
Tclephouu No, Wl.
The Dalles, Or,
wi necomi hi,,
II H HUNTIHOTON
T.l UNTINOTON WH.HI1N
II H WILbON
X ATI'OUNKVH AT LAW,
OU:no over First HiX?' W-N.
I'liyaiciau and Surgeon,
Olllce, VoBt lllock (over Poitoaice),
SCaplmo dw 'THK DM.lV.i, OHKUON,
0.R.&H
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UKi'.vnT
roii
TIMK flCIIKIIUI.K,
KnOU llALLKg.
Aer:vi
Kbox
Vmt
Mull
1J.IU p. in
nit Lane. Denver, Kl. jr..,
Worth. Omaha, Kim SJJ
Ms City, Hi. biuls,,
Clilcugo anil Knut. , ' v
Atlantic
Kxiuckk
12:60 n. in(
Via Hunt
tll.'toii,
tltxikiiliu
Si it 1 1
ami
Kxprwi
Halt IjiWu, Denver, l't.
worth, Omiilin, Kan 1
I:tta.n.
mm City, Ht. IjiiiIh.
I
Witlln Walla, Hrmkiuie,
Minneapolis. Ht. Paul,
i)u lu t h, Mlluaultiv,
Clilmuo mill Knit, via
HpokaiHiiikil lliiiiiine-i
lull; hIhi nil polnu In
WnstiltiKtoii utid hint
orn Oregon.
Bpokune
Mill
smt
Kiprcjj
:i:)t.a
U.25 p. in
ft p. m.
KKOM l'OKTI.ANl).
Ocean Hti!iililis.
Kor Hun l'ranclKi-o
livery Klvc Day.
p.ffl.
8 p. m.
Kx. Humbly
Coltimhln Itv. BtcamcM. Ki.hundi,
To Astouu anu Way! 1
ijuaiiiKi.
Kiu'.iriliiy
1U p. ui.
fill. m. WlLLAMRTTK ItlVKK. UMt, a
r.x.auiHlayiOrcKon fitly, Ni-wlwrKi.HunSr
i Hnlcra Way biuir. M'
7 a. ni, WILLAMICTTIC anii V.M. 3:9) v. a
Tlli's.lliur.1 Illtl. IIIVKHS. Mon..v1
ami .nl.
Oregon City, Pay ton, auilKrL
and Wny.Iiiulliix.
I
Hnhkk llivnu.
ttlparlii to lwlton.
Ijuti
ittiir
, 9:00 i.ra.
I.r ltlwirlrn
Unity
' 3.'. ii. ni. ,
I'arlk's iltnlruiK to irn to II
point on Columbia Koiitliern via llliw.ilioiild
laki! No. a, li-HVltiK 'I lie Dalle at lino o. n.
JmakJiiir'ilTri-cti'oiiimilloiisat IteppiiM Junction
ami MlirKH. Heturnltur innk iieilinrtroiincFUini
ami HIkkh. MetiirnliiK inakliiKillreeleotinetUon
at llcpimur iiiiictlou and IUukh utlh No. l.tt
rlvlsiK at The Dalle at . p. m.
Kor loll iiartloulMi ..mi, .01 0 , & x, ec,'i
ngeutTlio lalles. o. .M.dii'-
' II ' " 1 11IJKT,
IK'ii I a A ui , 1 .1 1 laud, Or.
0
4
Yellowstone Park Line.
THK DINING (.'Alt ItOUTK KKOM FOKTLASU
TO THK KAKT.
TIIK ONLY IJlltKCT LINK TO THK YKLLOff-
HIONK I'AliK
tuvi:. jUfllon Depot, Ftnti and 1 srs ARuvt.
No. 2.
Fast mall for Tacoina,
Henttle, Olyiiiia, dray'K
No.
lliirLior anil rioutli lienn
iioinlc, Hpokiuiu, Kii'S
laud, II. V, l'ttlliiiiiii,
Mohcniv, IaimInIoii, llnf
f iilo 1 1 ii in p in I n 1 UK cm ui 1 1 :;) V. M.
11:15 A. M,
i try, llclemi, .Mluneiiii
ills, HI, 1'nul, Omiilia,
! Kansas City, Ht. Uni.
ii;nieiiK' mill an pnuiu
No. I. leant and ."oiitlieait.
I I'oiret tioiiud K.xpros
HiSO I'. Jl.j for Tacoina mid hcntllo
nml liitcrnuillale puuitn
Kg. J.
7;00A.M.
I'lillinan llrst clims mid lourlit slwpers to
MlniieapolU, Ht. 1'nul unit iliivinri river Iati
wltliout nliaiiKu. .
Vuitlliiiletl trains. Union depot coimcctloM
lu nil principal cllics.
lliiKKHfto cliwkiil loile.itliiatlon of llckcti.
Kor liamlvninuly llliiniHti.il iU-crlit(vomuer,
tickets, sluepliiK'Car reservations, ele.,e4Uouoi
write
A. D. CHARLTON,
Assistant fiuncrul 1'ashcuirer Airent. 'iVi Murrl
ton Htrtet, corner Tliiul, rorlland, Oregon.
SOUTH and EAST via
Shasta Route
Trains leavo Tho Dallefi fin Portland and wf
btiiiloim at ivio ii. iii. nml a p. in.
Uao Portland
" Albany . .
s;;vim in
,1'J. :w a m
7:00 pd
I0:Wp w
Il!30
l;Sian
S:15
Arrive Ashland .lJ:Sim
" Hacraim.'iilo r:iipm
" Ban Kraiielsco ,, 7; I i p
Arrive OkiIoii
" Denver
" Kansas (ilty
" t'hluunii ,
UilKlalil 9.W;'
, V, Kill 111 tf,1"
Arrive Uih Anneles . . .
,, 1:70 pm
(i:oii p m
,. fi::nia in
, ,. ii:35a m
,, 1:00 a in
,. lii'J."a in
,. 0:IJn m
.I'.'.'i:! I"11
7:00 8B
fi.WI"11
ii;:iosin
y:4ii"
pooaw
r,:i P
(Vilnin
i.j.JpW
r.i riiko . ,
" Port Worth
" City of Mexico ,
" lloiistou
' New Orleans. ,.
" WiislihiKtou....
" Now York
p.iii,,.,, -r.,...i-t ,in liotli train
...,,..H., n,,I, t,,l.9ll V," " . tf , MdHU,
Chair ears bacramento to Oftden and Ki r
mid tourist cars to C'IiIciik", Ht Ia wv
leans mid WuHliiiigKin.
t'oillieollnir nt Han Kraticbco Wit'1 1m!T,!1.
titemslii iThch for Honolulu, .'''P"'1' u
i iiiiippiueii, ceuirol mm bouiii Alll;"k"
See UKOiit t The IMlles station, r '""
C. H. MARKHAM,
Oeueral Passenger Anent, PoUl"11'1'0'
i. r. Mcou. " JoiifAV"
MOORE & GAVIN,
ATTOHNBY8 AT LAW
llooms 8u mid , over U. 8. Laml m
Southern Pacific Co
Advertise in Tuu OliitoNlci.K,