. ITi 1 . "P J. E. FALT & CO., Proprietors Gommereial SampIe jjoOmS. 9 y Purest Liquors Delivered to any BOY CUT OFF HIS QUEUIi. Bmoll lint llcvcimcful Chicago Clt lien Uopk Nitt 'Walt for tha POWC'M (II ACt. That nothing arouses youthful nr ilor so much as war has been demon strated .o often that it lias now be come an axiom. For t!ii eaus-e the in habitants of the opponents of the L'nited States are the enemies- de faeto to the lads who tramp the streets of Chicago. This has been shown of late in their antagonism to the Chinese because of atrocities committed in and u round l'ekinp, says the Chicago Chronicle. They have made faces at the Celes tials, pulled their pigtails and thrown stones through their windows. It re mained for a Clark street lad, how ever, to take summary vengeance on a Chinaman against whom he held tt fancied grudge. Ye Kee is a rotund Chinaman, who lives back of one of the stores thnt line the east side of Clark. In the afternoon he is in the habit of stretch ing himself on the little 2x4 porch in the rear of his home for a nap. The other day he lay down without antic ipating any untoward incident that might cause hint to wish he was in some other country. Dreams of the flowery kingdom and the delight of seeing his enemies suf fer were infesting his brain when a dull thud brought him to a sitting posture. He saw a boy running away witli a hatchet in his hand. He grabbed for his iieue immediately and found it lying nerr where hishead had rested while he was sleeping. The mischievous lad had clipped the be loved pigtail very near to its base. 'EVENED UP WITH THE DOCTOR Hott a Chicago Snnilvrleh Man Drought 111 Coiurnrj- Employer to Term. i For some months past an elderly man has succeeded in earning his livelihood by promenading the north side of Randolph street clad in a rub ber rain coat on which was embla zoned in yellow letters the ability of Dr. Trueblade to remove corns, bun ions and warts without pain. During the winter months the aged person found the job to his liking and kept the sidewalks clear of snow by his constant marching to and fro. Hut with the arrival of the .summer hot spell the sandwich iniin tired of the task and spent most of his time in shady nooks along the line of his beat, says a Chicago exchange. One day lately the heat, became bo oppressive that sign bearing grew irk tome and the iiiau resolved to strike. After invading, the "doctor's" office and satisfying himself that lie could not obtain an increase in wages the wearer of the rubber coat sought the outer air, and after turning the rub her coat inside out printed on it the following legend in chalk: "Dr. True Diane win amputate no more corns until the sandwich man collects money enough to have his buniouu rased by Dr. Callous." Callous is the chiropodist across the street. After reading the inscription he agreed to supply the sandwich man with a linen duster for the warm weather and increase his wages, No ItlKllt to Ugliness. The. woman who h lovely in faco, lorm and temper will always have friend", but. one who would be attractive mum keep her health. If aho is weak, sickly and all run down, eho will be jiervi.u and irritable. If eho has con stipation or kidney trouble, her impure blm.d will cause pimples, blotches, skin eruptions and a wretched complexion. Llfcine Hitters ii tlm beet medicine in the world lo regulate stomach, liver and kuimne and lo purify the blood. It tfiwn Hiront! neres, bright eyed, smooth, YflvtHy kin, rich complexion. It will iimkn good. looking, charming woman uf a nill'iliiAn invalid. Oulv 50 cents at Hl.iMtVs drun store. 2 Nv f tor), Savr 1'rlcea. I have my good marked down to bed rock pricee in view to closing out my t"ck uf millinery. Call and see me one door eant of Racket store. Also orders fur IMenrtH cartels taken. Mus. Jaynk. I.imurles. Healthful drinks are not luxuries, they are nt-ccn-lties. A full line of cool and lelre-lrn porter, ale, mineral water and beern kept mi ice. Take a bottle home jor lunch. 0. J. Stubliiig. Phone 234. j for Family Use t) part of the City. Ills I.lf Wan Saved. Mr. J. K. Lilly, n prominent citissn of Hannibal, Mo lately had a wonderful delive rence from ti frightful death. In telling of it he says : "1 was taken with Typhoid fever, that ran into Pneumonia. My lungs became hardened. I was so weak I couldn't even sit up in bed. Nothing helped me. Lexpeeted to soon tlie of Constmiption, when I heard of Dr. King'i New Discovery. One bottle gave great relief. I continued to use it, and now am well and strong. I can't say too much in its praise." This marvellous medicine is the surest and quickest cure in the world for all Throat and J.unc Trouble. Regular sizes 50 rents and $1.00. Trial bottles free at Blakeloy's drug store; every bottle guaranteed. ti The Heat Itemed- for Stomarli llowel Trouble!). ami 'I have been in the drug business for twenty years and have sold most all of the proprietary medicines of any note. Among the entire list I have never found anything to equal Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy for all stomach and bowel troubles," e.iys O. W. Wakefield, of Columbus, Ga. "This remedy cured two severe cjses of cholera morbus in my family and I have recom mended and sold hundreds of bottles of it to my customers to their entire satis faction. It affords a quick and sure cure in a pleasant form." For Eale by Blakeley & Houghton. GOING EAST- If you intend to take a trip East, ask your ticket agent to route you via The Great Wabash, a modern and up-to-date railroad in every particular. Through trains from Chicago, Kansas City, Omaha or St. Louis to New York and New England points. All trains run via Niagara Falls and every through train has free reclining chair cars, sleep ing and dining cars. Stop over allowed on all tickets at Ni agara Falle. Ross C. Clink, Pacific Coast Paes. Agt,, Los Angeles, Calif. C. S. Chase, G. P. A., St. Louis, Mo. During last May an infant child of our neighbor was suffering form cholera in fantum. The doctors had given up all hopes of recovery. I took a bottle of Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diar rhoea Remedy to the house, telling them I felt sure it would do good if used ac cording to direction?. In two days time the child had fully recovered. The child is now vigorous and healthy. I have re commended this remedy frequently and have never known it to fail. Mrs. Curtis Baker, Brookwalter, Ohio. f-old by Blakeley & Houghton. Catarrh Canuot lie Cured, with local applications, as they catinot reach the seat of the disease. Catarrh is a blood or constitutional disease, and in order to cure it you must take inter nal remedies. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internully, and acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces. Hall's Catarrh Cure is not a quack medicine. It was was prescribed by one of the best phyeiciano in this country for years, and is a regular prescription. It is composed of the best tonics known, combined with the best blood purifiers, acting directly on the mucous surfaces. The perfect combination of the two ingredients is what produces such wonderful results in curing Catarrh. Send for testimonials, free. F. J. Chunky & Co., Props., Toledo O. Sold by drruggista, prico 7!w. Hall's Family Pills are the beet. 12 Volcanic, J.rniittoiiH Are grand, but skin eruptions rob life of j.iy. Bucklen's Arnica Salve cures them ; also old, running and fever sores, Ulcers, Boils, Felons, Corns, Warts, Cuts, Bruises, Burns, Scalds, Chapped Hands, Chilblains. Beat Pile cure on earth. Drives out pains and aches. Only 25 cts. a box. Cure guaranteed. Sold at Blakoley's drug store. 2 A I'otvilur 31 111 Kiotlon. Removes everything in eight; eo do drastic mineral pills, but both are mighty dangerous. Don't dynamite the delicate machinery pf your body with calomel, croton oil or aloes pills, when Dr, King's New Life Pills, which are gentle as u summer breeze, do the work perfectly. Cures Headache, Constipation, Only 25c at Blakeluy's drug store. 2 Subscribe for The Chronicle. BUSINESS LOCALS. Clark & Falk'e drug stock is now, fresh and complete Clarko A Fulk have un sale a full Hue of paint and artist's brushes. Yon will not have boils if vou tnko Clarke fc Falk'a sure cure for bolls. Clarke & Falk'e flavoring extracts are the best. Ask your grocer for them. A full linu of Eastman films and sup plies just recoived by Clarko & Fulk. Why pay $1.75 per gallon for inferior paints when you can buy .lames E. Patton's sun proof paints for $1.50 per gallon, guaranteed for 5 years. Clark & Folk, agents. ml ItHte to Street I'll I r mill Unrnlvnl. Tickets form L-'JO will be sold by the O. R. & N. Co. for trains Nos. 5 and S, leaving Dalles at il:3o a. m. and 1:50 n. m., September I!, 4, li, 10 and Itfth, limited to continuous passage going and limited to three days after date of sale. Faro for the round trip, $o.50. Tickets will not be good on train No. 1. Limit of tickets will not be extended beyond three days after date of sale. These tickets must be stamped by the agent at Portland before they will be honored for return passage. Tickets should be pur chased in ample time to allow descrip tion of passenger to be punched on the tickets. aoO-sepO CiiriilvHl Excursion. For the street carnival to he held at Portland September 4th to loth, agents of the Columbia Southern Railway Co. will issue excursion tickets to Biggs and return September 3,1, 6th, 10th and 13th at one and one-third fares for the round trip. Tickets good returning three days after date of sale. C. E. Lytlk, G. P. A. Elks' Speclul Excursion Hept. Uth. For the accomodation of The Dalles Elks and their friends the O. R. & N. Co. will run a special train to Portland for the street fair, leaving Dalles at 8 a. in. Sept. Gth. Round-trip fare for this train only, $2.00, tickets limited re turning to three daye after date of eale, Tickets on sale at Umatilla Iluuse and depot ticket offices. a30-sepG Nasal CATARRH In all Its stages there tlioalj bo cleanliness. Ely's Cream Balm cleanses, soothes and heals the diseased membrane. It cures catarrli and drives away a cold iu the head quickly. Cream Biilm is placed Into the nostrils, spreads OTer the membrane and is absorbed. Iielief is im- mediate and a cure follows. It is not drying docs not produce sneering. Large Size, 60 cents at Drug gists or by mall ; Trial Size, 10 cents by mall. H!Y IXWTHEIIS, 35 Warren Street, New York, For the convenience of parties want ing ice in the afternoons, the Stadelman Ice Co. will carry a stock at their store, corner Third and Washington etreets. Phone No. 107: long distance 183. "Ring 'em up." 18m-tf STRAYED From the East End feed yard, one small blue mare, branded something like a man's head on left shoulder. Liberal reward for her recovery or information leading to her recovery. When last seen had a short rope around her neck. T. J. Dim's, n27-2tw The Dalles, Or. lieul Estate for Hale. Twenty-three lots, located from Sev enth street to Twelfth, for salo at from 50 up. Inquire at the Columbia Hotel. n20tf House Painting... The utulereiyned has taken possession of R, A. Spivey paint shop, next door to tho Vogt opera houeo, and has pur chased the tools and ladders. He lias good mechanics working for him, and will guarantee all work to give satisfac tion. S. K. KELLY. GROCERIES. A KINK LINK OK ,vr- Phono No. 00, Tlilnl Ht., near Court. DUNCAN'S CORD WOOD. Good l'iiiu ami Kir Wood delivered to any part of the city at 3.r,0 nor cord. Third ut., near Court. DUNCAN'S KUgC'lutO staple am Fancy Groceries mmmmmmmmimmmmsmssBmssm .ZZ . -g ,, . - i 1 IS!?,-, 'l f f J 't p-JkrjCTAT-A J i i' i Str. ReKUlator Ship your Freight via Regulator Line. DOWN. J.v Dalles at 7 a x. Tuewlay. J.v. l'orllaml III" A. H. Mondny .. Wednesday Friday Arr. DuIIcn at v. u. C, Thtiiwlay ... k Haturdny. . fe Arr. l'ortlaiul ,atl:aor.M. ntsr. si. FOR COMFORT ECONOMY AND PLEASURE, Travel by tho Steamors of (ho IUuUtor Mnc. The Compnnr will iMidenvnr to rIvc Uh put- v.iM ujvcviiiii I'ucisiuiv. , rortt.iml OSlce, Oak-Strcot Uock. TD -T T 41 Will tfivo instruction uu l it .1. f i . iiiiii.ii ueaireu, win can ut your notiiu. CLUB MEETING every Thursday Evening Respectfully eolinit your patronise unil KUiirnntco per fect Batisfttction. THKMS 75c a Lesson or 8 Lessons for $5.00. State Uoptn&l School, MONMOUTH, - .' OREGON. Fall Term Opens September 18, 1900. Tho lnrlfnU i.r tli,. S'nr,.iil C.li.. T ..P . . ...... .1. .... graduatloii. arailuatoucadlly fcecuroirood iiosltloim. WelllVnyfP;; ror catalogue coiiUIhIiik full announcements addie.su 1'. I;. CAMl'llKI.I., l'resident. or W A. ANN, Secretary of Kaculiy. 60 YEARS' EXPERIENCE TflADC MAnKS Jc3icr8 COPVRIOHTS An. Anrono .eiiitliiu n.Ueleh and dnseriptlon ma nulckly lurerlnln our (iphilcm froo wdcllier u liirontlori It prohably iiatpiilahio. Coininuiilrr lloiii iitrlcllyeoiiUUcmlal. Handbook on rutenlt jent froo. Oldest imoiiry for sucurlni; uatontn. i-niui.is taken tiirouuli Slunn & Co. reeelvw tlietliitnotlce, nlthoutchamo, lutLo Scientific American. A iKirulsomcIs'llliutruted weoklr. Lnreont elr. filiation of any sclentltlo Journal. 'I'erina, II u t"n iirmoiillis,l. Hold Ly all iiuwidalors. MUNN & Co.3Q,Dfy. New York llrkacb omeo. rb If Wiililnioii, u.r FRENCH & OO. BANKERS. l'KANHAOTA KNKUAI.UANKINd HUliJ.NKB Letters of Credit issued available in the Eastern States. 8inht Exchanite and Teleuranhi'. Transfers sold on New York, OliIcaKO, 8t. Louis, Ban Francisco, Portland Ore- f on, Seattle Wash., and variouu points n Oregon and Washington. Collection! made at all points on fav orable trme. AS The Chronicle, Tho Dalian, Or. 4 dob Printers. JCrJKTJKTJCT ATA' fJCTJ "RTTIfrTTT i A TOT? TiTITT?1, XVJJU U JUA. X U A JiXXXJ. DALLES, IWLASI) & ASFOHIA KAY. COMPANY I Hteaniers ol tho ItcKiilatur l.lim will run a ir the (ol- 'jl ow.iiB cclicilulo, tho Company rcservltiB thu rluht to cliiiiiKf'S tcheilulu without notice. '3 Str. Dallas City. -73 .8 ! I.v, Dallei I a .I'ortland ,9 I at 7 A. i. at7!U)A. M. N i .Monday luexliiya 1 "iiincsiiay, TlmrMlay .a l rlday Saturday M ! at 1 :5Q v. m. atli r. u. Z ; .rr. rorua iu Air. iiaiir '.i i ui iiii(iii;i until ujaiiwii uumii m W. C. ALLAWAY. Con. At. 11 INSTRUCTOR OF citlitir tlio Munilnlin or Guitar, ii t IIK.VDQUAKTURvS The Jacobson Book & Music Company. v, u,u niaio weruiicnto liunudlalctv on Kxjmnscof year Jiom Siao to?J0. im lM.arltu l Manual TralntlR J-J. STURDEVANT, ' I'entiat. Ofllcanier Krencli A Co.'b Hum k c' TIIK I)AI.M!!l,OKIt(iON iwvwwiwuyjj rr tz ci ...Doalor In... Dtry Goods, Clothing, Cents' Furnishings. Hoots, aline. JfatH, Caps, Notions, for . I,. PoukIiis Hboe. Agt. Tclephouu No, Wl. The Dalles, Or, wi necomi hi,, II H HUNTIHOTON T.l UNTINOTON WH.HI1N II H WILbON X ATI'OUNKVH AT LAW, OU:no over First HiX?' W-N. I'liyaiciau and Surgeon, Olllce, VoBt lllock (over Poitoaice), SCaplmo dw 'THK DM.lV.i, OHKUON, 0.R.&H I UKi'.vnT roii TIMK flCIIKIIUI.K, KnOU llALLKg. Aer:vi Kbox Vmt Mull 1J.IU p. in nit Lane. Denver, Kl. jr.., Worth. Omaha, Kim SJJ Ms City, Hi. biuls,, Clilcugo anil Knut. , ' v Atlantic Kxiuckk 12:60 n. in( Via Hunt tll.'toii, tltxikiiliu Si it 1 1 ami Kxprwi Halt IjiWu, Denver, l't. worth, Omiilin, Kan 1 I:tta.n. mm City, Ht. IjiiiIh. I Witlln Walla, Hrmkiuie, Minneapolis. Ht. Paul, i)u lu t h, Mlluaultiv, Clilmuo mill Knit, via HpokaiHiiikil lliiiiiine-i lull; hIhi nil polnu In WnstiltiKtoii utid hint orn Oregon. Bpokune Mill smt Kiprcjj :i:)t.a U.25 p. in ft p. m. KKOM l'OKTI.ANl). Ocean Hti!iililis. Kor Hun l'ranclKi-o livery Klvc Day. p.ffl. 8 p. m. Kx. Humbly Coltimhln Itv. BtcamcM. Ki.hundi, To Astouu anu Way! 1 ijuaiiiKi. Kiu'.iriliiy 1U p. ui. fill. m. WlLLAMRTTK ItlVKK. UMt, a r.x.auiHlayiOrcKon fitly, Ni-wlwrKi.HunSr i Hnlcra Way biuir. M' 7 a. ni, WILLAMICTTIC anii V.M. 3:9) v. a Tlli's.lliur.1 Illtl. IIIVKHS. Mon..v1 ami .nl. Oregon City, Pay ton, auilKrL and Wny.Iiiulliix. I Hnhkk llivnu. ttlparlii to lwlton. Ijuti ittiir , 9:00 i.ra. I.r ltlwirlrn Unity ' 3.'. ii. ni. , I'arlk's iltnlruiK to irn to II point on Columbia Koiitliern via llliw.ilioiild laki! No. a, li-HVltiK 'I lie Dalle at lino o. n. JmakJiiir'ilTri-cti'oiiimilloiisat IteppiiM Junction ami MlirKH. Heturnltur innk iieilinrtroiincFUini ami HIkkh. MetiirnliiK inakliiKillreeleotinetUon at llcpimur iiiiictlou and IUukh utlh No. l.tt rlvlsiK at The Dalle at . p. m. Kor loll iiartloulMi ..mi, .01 0 , & x, ec,'i ngeutTlio lalles. o. .M.dii'- ' II ' " 1 11IJKT, IK'ii I a A ui , 1 .1 1 laud, Or. 0 4 Yellowstone Park Line. THK DINING (.'Alt ItOUTK KKOM FOKTLASU TO THK KAKT. TIIK ONLY IJlltKCT LINK TO THK YKLLOff- HIONK I'AliK tuvi:. jUfllon Depot, Ftnti and 1 srs ARuvt. No. 2. Fast mall for Tacoina, Henttle, Olyiiiia, dray'K No. lliirLior anil rioutli lienn iioinlc, Hpokiuiu, Kii'S laud, II. V, l'ttlliiiiiii, Mohcniv, IaimInIoii, llnf f iilo 1 1 ii in p in I n 1 UK cm ui 1 1 :;) V. M. 11:15 A. M, i try, llclemi, .Mluneiiii ills, HI, 1'nul, Omiilia, ! Kansas City, Ht. Uni. ii;nieiiK' mill an pnuiu No. I. leant and ."oiitlieait. I I'oiret tioiiud K.xpros HiSO I'. Jl.j for Tacoina mid hcntllo nml liitcrnuillale puuitn Kg. J. 7;00A.M. I'lillinan llrst clims mid lourlit slwpers to MlniieapolU, Ht. 1'nul unit iliivinri river Iati wltliout nliaiiKu. . Vuitlliiiletl trains. Union depot coimcctloM lu nil principal cllics. lliiKKHfto cliwkiil loile.itliiatlon of llckcti. Kor liamlvninuly llliiniHti.il iU-crlit(vomuer, tickets, sluepliiK'Car reservations, ele.,e4Uouoi write A. D. CHARLTON, Assistant fiuncrul 1'ashcuirer Airent. 'iVi Murrl ton Htrtet, corner Tliiul, rorlland, Oregon. SOUTH and EAST via Shasta Route Trains leavo Tho Dallefi fin Portland and wf btiiiloim at ivio ii. iii. nml a p. in. Uao Portland " Albany . . s;;vim in ,1'J. :w a m 7:00 pd I0:Wp w Il!30 l;Sian S:15 Arrive Ashland .lJ:Sim " Hacraim.'iilo r:iipm " Ban Kraiielsco ,, 7; I i p Arrive OkiIoii " Denver " Kansas (ilty " t'hluunii , UilKlalil 9.W;' , V, Kill 111 tf,1" Arrive Uih Anneles . . . ,, 1:70 pm (i:oii p m ,. fi::nia in , ,. ii:35a m ,, 1:00 a in ,. lii'J."a in ,. 0:IJn m .I'.'.'i:! I"11 7:00 8B fi.WI"11 ii;:iosin y:4ii" pooaw r,:i P (Vilnin i.j.JpW r.i riiko . , " Port Worth " City of Mexico , " lloiistou ' New Orleans. ,. " WiislihiKtou.... " Now York p.iii,,.,, -r.,...i-t ,in liotli train ...,,..H., n,,I, t,,l.9ll V," " . tf , MdHU, Chair ears bacramento to Oftden and Ki r mid tourist cars to C'IiIciik", Ht Ia wv leans mid WuHliiiigKin. t'oillieollnir nt Han Kraticbco Wit'1 1m!T,!1. titemslii iThch for Honolulu, .'''P"'1' u i iiiiippiueii, ceuirol mm bouiii Alll;"k" See UKOiit t The IMlles station, r '"" C. H. MARKHAM, Oeueral Passenger Anent, PoUl"11'1'0' i. r. Mcou. " JoiifAV" MOORE & GAVIN, ATTOHNBY8 AT LAW llooms 8u mid , over U. 8. Laml m Southern Pacific Co Advertise in Tuu OliitoNlci.K,