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IT.OI'l.i: YOU A I.I. KNOW.
COLLEGE GIRLS' JOKE.
Paul F. Mohr wont to Poitland on the, , Tlloy Kl,j0.,., ,, i,,mti nt ilir U-
IU'IImo tif Tlii'lr (Mil volrou I'i-I-
uioriiliiir I rain.
J no. M. Koth, a prosperous Typh
ltidiri firmer mill horseman, waa in
town last uiutit.
V. .1. Lauder, the well-known Suit
Surinis piit'i'piuan, la rejilstereil at the
"Umatilla House.
L. 15 (ireshiuu, a staunch Republican
fiom Kent, Sherman county, mailu tho
CiiKUNict.K a pleasant visit toiiay.
Ge-irue T. I'rather, chief justice of tho
municipal court of Hood Uiver, was in
town last night, tho uest of tho Uma
tilla house.
Tlte Wtirelor Ciiuuty Kent Plctit.
A county seat fight can develop nioto
of the native qualities of the unregener
ate sons of Adam than any other thing
we wot of. And tho fight now prevail
ing over in Wheeler county, whose cen
ter of operation is at Twickenham, on
tlte banks of the raging John Day. is a
cage in point rather than an exception.
Our only apology for noticing the con
tention is that, as will he seen by a
letter published in another column, an
effort has been made to drag corUlu
.Dalles people into it who have no desire
for that kind of notoriety. The Gilnian
'.French Land & Live Stock Company
protest against the use of their name to
boom a county seat at Twickenham.
They say, what is quite true, that Fos
sil is one of the handsomest townsites
in nil Eastern Oregon. The town has
recently put in a gravity water system
.at a cost of $12,000, bringing abundance
of pure, cold water from a large neigh
boring sprlnvr. The town is supplied
with many of the modern comforts pe
miliar to larger towns. It has large
business houses, with abundance of cap
ital. It has good hotels, excellent
graded schools and abundance of accom
modation for courts and county offices.
Good roads lead to it frora all directions,
and it is the center of a large and in
creasing agricultural population.
Twickenham, on the other hand, is in
the canyon of the John Day, where the
iieat during long months in summer is
almost unendurable. As a town it ex
ists only in the imagination of a few
local property owners. It has practic
ally no houses, no population, no neigh
'boring population, and nothing under
the etars to attract a population, or
maintain it if it were there. Save for
the patches of bottom lands, only capa
ble of production by artificial irrigation,
Iheurroundtiig country is a vast, broken
.and mountainous cattle range and noth
ing else. Twickenham as a town has no
existence, rave in the hope-inspired
vision of a few local property owners,
-who would be benefited at the cost of
ah tlte others, ai.d in a little subsidized
newspaper, whose editor, for ten cents
tnoro than he is getting for the work he
Is doing now, would just as zealous
ly fight for a county seat at Fossil or
Mitchell or Hades, for that matter.
Water, it is true, might be obtained by
einktiig, and then it might not. At
present there U none in sight to justify
a town being built there, save what
Hows past in the alkali-saturated and
turgid John Day. And lastly, if by any
fatuity of lunacy a county seat should
be fixed at Twickenham, it will cost
aough to build necessary roads to it to
bankrupt the county.
For tiiese and other good and suffi
cient reasons the French-Gllman Com
pany think it abject lunacy to talk of
making Twickenham the county seat of
any place under tlte sun.
llruvn Men Fall
Victims to stomach, liver and kidney
troubles as well as women, and all feel
the results in lose of appetite, poisons in
the blood, backache, nervousness, head
ache and tired, listless, run-down feel
ing. But there's no need to feel like
that. Listen to J. W. Gardner, Idaville,
Ind. He says: "Electric Hitters are
just the thing for a man when he is all
xuti down, and don't care whether he
lives or diee. It did moro to give me
tiew strength and good appetite titan
Httything I could take. I can now eat
stnything and have a new lease on life."
Only 50 cents, at Ulakeley & Houghton's
drugstore. Every bottle (iuaranteed. .'i
YVorkluc NlKlit and Dity
The busiest and mightiest little thing
that ever was made is Dr. King's Now
Idfe Pills. Every pill is a sugar-coated
Iobule of health, that changes weakness
into strength, listlossness into energy,
brain-fag into mental tower. They're
wonderful in building up tho health.
Only 25 cents per box. Sold by Ulakeley
& Houghton. " 3
l.iu-HtutU-nl.
A certain coeducational college has
n ledge running just outside the girls'
rooms on the fourth Hour, connecting
with the windows. This ledge the
girls used for going from room to
room for midnight feasts. In the day
time it was in plain night of the cam
pus. One afternoon a party of col
lege men coming across the campus
saw four girls sitting on this ledge
talking and laughing and eating ba
nanas and cakes, and enjoying them
selves generally. Suddenly there was
a shriek. The men saw one girl slip
and pitch headlong over the ledge.
Tlte other girls, with terrified faees,
rushed to the nearest windows. The
men ran toward the body of the un
fortunate girl. It had struck heavily
anil lay perfectly still. With horror
and pity they lifted the limp form.
It was a seeond or two before they
realized that the tumbled clothes were
but fastened to an old stuffed mega
phone, anil that, the whole thing was
a huge joke before they saw the
laughing faees at every window. Then
then put the dejected dressed-up
megaphone down roughly, pulled their
hiits over their eyes and went away,
penl after peal of laughter going
after them. Ladies Home Journal.
Mrs. Calvin Zimmerman, Mileshurg,
a., says, "As a speedy cure for coughs,
colds, croup and eoro throat One Minute
Cough Cure Is unequalcd. It is pleasant
for childien to take. I heartily recom
mend it to mothera." It is tho only
jiarnilesfl remedy that produces iin
mediate reeults. It cures bronchitis,
jineumonia, grippe and throat anil lung
lieeaees, It will prevent consumption
Clarke & Falk have received a carload
of. the celebrated James E. I'atton
strictly pure liquid paints
Million Ulvcii Anny.
It is certainly gratifying to the public
to know of one concern in the land who
are not afraid to be generous to the
needy and suffering, Tito proprietors
of Dr. King's New Discovery for con
sumption, coughs and colds, have given
away over ten million trial bottles of this
great medicine; and have the satisfac
tion of knowing it lias absolutely cured
thousands of, hopeless cases. Asthma,
bronchitis, hoarseness and all diseases
of the throat, chest and lungs are surely
cured by it. Call on Ulakeley & Hough
ton, Druggists, and get a free trial bot'le.
Regular size 50c. and $1. Every battle
guaranteed, or price refunded. 3
The Heat Memeily fur ItlioiiniatUtn.
QUICK IlELIEK FKOM VAIN.
All who use Chamberlain Pain Halm
for rheumatism are delighted with the
quick relief from pain which it affords.
When speaking of this Mr. D. N. Sinks,
of Troy, Ohio, says: "Some time ago I
had a seve attack of rheumatism in my
arm and shoulder, i tried numerous
remedies, but got no relief until I was
recommended by Messrs. Ged. F. Par
sons & Co., druggists of this place, to
try Chamberlain's Pain Balm. They
recommenned it so highly that I bought
a bottle. was won relieved of all pain.
I have since recommended this lini
ment to many of my friends, who agree
with me that it is the best remedy for
muscular rheumatism in the market.
For sale by Blakeley A Houghton.
Catarrh Cannot lie Cured
with local applications, as tiiey cannot
reach the seat of the disease. Catarrh
is a blood or constitutional disease, and
in order to cure it you must take inter
nal remedies, liairs uatarrn uure ih
taken internally, and acts directly on
the blood and mucous surfaces. Hall's
Catarrh Cure is not a quack medicine.
It was was prescribed by one of the best
physicians in this country for years, and
is a regular prescription. It is composed
of the best tonics known, combined with
the best blood purifieis, acting directly
on tho mucous surfaces. The perfect
combination of the two ingredients is
what produces such wonderful results in
curing Catarrh. Send for testimonials,
free.
F J. Cheney & Co., Props., Toledo O.
Sold by drruggists, price 75c.
' Hall's Family Pilis are the best. 12
Dull Headache, Pains in various parts
of the body, Sinking at the pit of the
stomach, 1583 of appetite, Feverishness,
Pimples or Sores all positive evidences.
of impure blood. lo matter how it
became so it must bo purified in order to
obtain good health. Acker's Blood
Elexir has never failed to cure Scrofulous
or Syphilitic polfons or any other blood
diseases. It is certainly a wonderful
remedy and we sell every bottle on
a positive guarantee. Blakeley & Hough
ton's drug store.
Iteii Hot From (lie Gun
Was the ball that hit G. B. fiteadman
of Newark, Mich., in tho Civil War. It
caused horrible ulcers that no treat
ment helped for twenty yeare. Then
Bucklen's Arnica Salvo cured him. It
cures cuts, bruises, burns bolls, felons,
corns, skin eruptions. Host pile euro on
earth. Twenty-five cents a box. Cure
guaranteed. Sold by Blakeley & Hough-1
ton, druggists. 3
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UM0 i.ni. mi.h (itv, ki. 1.011K la.-im p nt tfc 1 ,
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BiHtknuo Wnllii Wiilln, Hpokimo, Hpokitiio !3pi j i; f ,
Mall Mlnmvipollx. St. I'ntil, Mull "t E i r ( - I
anil iMiltttli, Mllwiinkit', mid iifc 1 T g
Kxiirens Clitr-atro niul Kasl. via K.xiross at - m
Kpokanoak.l IIiilithiK' i3p i ! ' f.
ton; aim all points In Sr I I r rA 1
10:10 11. in. WmliltiKlnn ami Hast- t:l. m 'I h i i ' f. 1 ' I ill .'Xas 1
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For Pan Francisco ,3t lit 5
AVtll-.'T.Mny.-.T.l'J. .31. , T J
S ' fs . fp Job Pmnteps. 1
8 p. nt. Ii. nt. 3H i il
Kx.Bitn.lay Colitnililn Uv. Htpamcrn. Kx.Hittnlaj at 1 l3
To Ahtukia anil Way 3r r il 1
Satunlny Un.llliK. , f fi , . .,, 3
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LOCALS.
Clark it Falk aru nuvor closed Sunday
Don't forget this.
Clarke & Falk have on salu a full linu
of palut and artist's brushes.
A full iiiui nt Eastman films ami sup
plies just received by Clarke it Falk.
Clarku cc Falk's ll.tvoring extracts are
the best. Ask your grocer for them.
Floral lotion will cure wind chapping
and sunburn. Manufactured by Clarke
& Falk.
Paint your lioueo witli paints that tiro
fully guaranteed to last. Clarke it Falk
have them.
Fresh cracked Nebraska com at thu
Wasco warehouse. Finest kind of
chicken feed. nich'Jfi-lt
DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salvo is un
equalled for piles, injuries and skin
diseases. It is tho original Witch Hazel
Salvo. Beware of all counterfeits.
Why pay $1.75 per gallon for inferior
paints when you can buy James E.
Patton's sun proof paints for $1.60 per
gallon, guaranteed for 5 years. Clark it
Falk, agents. ntI7
Lowis Ackertnan, Goshen, Ind., says,
"DeWitt's Little Early Risers always
bring certain relief, cure my headache
and nover gripe." They gently cleanse
and invigorate tho bowels and liver.
"1 used Kodol Dyspepsia Cure in my
family with wonderful results. It gives
immediate relief, is pleasant to take and
is trulv the dyspeptic's best friend."
says E. Hartgeiink, Overisel. Mich.
Digests what you eat. Cannot fail to
cure.
Cure lloiulHL'lii; Oitlckly.
Baldwin's sparkling eflervescont Cel
ery Soda. A harmless and cdeetive cure
for headache, nervousness, sleeplessness,
brain fatigue. 10 and -o cents. Sold
by Clarke it Falk, druggists. janLM-tiw
wiiuli In Your cr.ee kH.
All countv warrants registered prior
to Juno 15, 189(5, will bo paid at my
oflice. Interest ceases after February.
l!00. C. L. Phillips,
Countv Treasurer.
till. nt. i WlLLlMKTTK IltVKIl. 11.10 11. 111.
Kx.btiiulaylOri'Koii City, Nowlii-n,, lix.Hiuiilay
t-iilom Way Ijtiuro.
7a. m, WlLLMKTTK AND Yah-
Tui'c'lliiir. ii ill Kivr.R.i.
ami Sat. ' Oregon City, Dayton,
iltlll HV.l JlllllllllfK.
Oil. III. I WlLLAMltTTKUlVr.il.
TiicTliiirJl'ortlaiiil (o Corviillls,
anil sat.
I.r Klpatlai
.limy
l.'JOu. m.
anil Wiiy-l-inilliiKs
Bnakk ItlVKtt.
Illpnria to I-otvUtou
I
Sick Heaiiache absolutely and pernia
nently cured by using Moki Tea.
pleasant herb drink. Cures constipation
and indigestion, makes you eat, sleep,
work and happy. Satisfaction guaranteed
or money back. "." cts. and oO cts
Blakeley & Houghton Druggist?.
King up Faulkner, the junk man, be
fore hauling your trash to the beach
He buys old worn out rubber boots and
shoes, brass, copper, zinc, lead, sacks,
rags, etc. Dalles 'phono No. 121-1.
apr!21 lw
Mrs. Harriet Evans, Hinsdale, 111.,
writes, "1 never fail to relieve my
children ironi croup at once by usir.g
(Jtie Annate Lough Lure. 1 would not
feel safe without it." Quickly cures
coughs, colds, grippe and all throat and
lung diseases.
To Cum u Colli in Ouii Day,
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tab
lots. All druggists refund the money
Be sure and exuiiiue our stock of wall
paper thoroughly before buying elso
where, as we have the latest shipment
made to this city, now ready for iuspec
tion at H. Glenn & Co.'s. al7-lw
FOR SALE.
A farm of 120 acres, about SO acres ol
which ib under cultivation, with a Hih
young orchard of two acres in full bear.
iug; abundance of living water and good
frame dwelling and barn and other farm
buildings. Twelve miles east of The
Dalles and four miles east of Boyd post
office. Fann will Imj sold, with or with
out lite growing crop of about 80 acres
Price without crop 1000, and terms very
easy, as owner's health compels a change
ui ciimaic. appiv m
wa7-tf M. W. FnuKMA.v, Boyd, Or.
I' or Malu
A four-year-old Jersey cow that will he
fresti in about two weeks. Warranted
gentle and a good milker. Apply to
28ap:Uw W. IIasti.vhs. Boyd.
Nolle.
Livery stable for sale at Centerville,
wasn., iuij per moiit t bus ness. W
sell at a bargain.
-'-ln A. B. GiiAiiAM.
v. w. hnowles is now proprietor of
tho Fifteen-Mile House and stables a
Dufur, where ho is prepaied to accomo
date tho traveling public in first class
stylo. Good table, uood rooms, vnml
beds and tho best of care for man and
beast at reafonablo rates, m'2-Mmw
Wm. Orr, Newark, O., save, "We
never feel fafe without Ono Minute
Cough Cure in tiie house. It eaved my
little boy's life when ho had tho pneu
monia. Wo think it is the best medicine
made." It cures coughs and all lung
diseases. Pleasant to take harmless and
gives immediate results.
M. B. Smith, Butternut, Mich,, says,
"DeWitt's Little Early Iilsers are the
very heat pills I ever used for costlvenetis,
iver and bowel troubles."
Kodol
Dyspepsia Cure.
Digests what you eat.
It artificially digests the food and aids
Haturp in atrenitheninr and recoil.
JiniraS lmH8ifd digestive or
fans. It is tho latest discovered digest
ant and tonic. No other preparation
can approach it in efficiency. It in
stantly relievos and permanently cures
Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Heartburn,
Ffafulence, Bour Stomach. Nausea
SlckHeadache,Gastralgla,(yrampsTnrj
lthermultooflmperfectdlgesiion.
Parties iIcMmui: to jro to llctmncr or
limits on : 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 I ii nutlii'm via IIIkkk, hIioiiM
tako No. 1, leiivlne T in; Dalles nt l'.'MO . m.
nmkliiL' illrtTt vonncctloiis at ileniincr litnotlon
ami Biros. KuturnltiK inakliiK.lirwitconiifctloii
at Ilcppiier liiiu'tlmi anil lUggx with No. 1, ar
riving at uiu jinui's at vi.ji i. in.
Kor lull tiartlculars rail nit (). It. A N. (.'.).'
agent The Ditllui. or aililrtno
W II. HLMlMlt'llT,
(it'll I'H.i. Airt.. I'ortlaiiit. Or,
SOUTH and EAST via
Souinem Pacific Co.
Shasta Route
Train-, leave Tliu Dalles for l'orllanil anil way
stations at I ii a. in. anil :i i. in.
Wflsnn WflrnhniiRfi Rnmnanii
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TTtn rl n n n Ttf nno sfi"i C!aasI f-nrin r . , .
xic;a.u4 uax i oi o lux ucou vjti o.ijll oi ail Kinas.
Headquarters for Feed Grain ot p 11 kin
Headquarters for Rolled Grain, ail kinds
Headquarters for Bran. Shorts, s?t?ini
TOY! M miT" l iiih rimir is mauuiuctured expressly wrumia
iici: . ivui nituiv in u nil. iiulcl'ii lii l'ivm Mtiiirurim
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l'llllmau ami Tourist earn on Ijoth trains.
ClinlriarK f-uerainenlo to ()ilen nml Kl I'aw,
an.! tourist cam to eiileajro, ht Louis, Nuiv Or
leans an.l Washington.
ConneelliiK at S-aii Francisco with mvcriil
htouijiflili, lines for Honolulu, Julian, China,
Philippines, Central ami !-oiitli Auietlea.
See iigeut nt The D.tlle.s atallon, or wMrtm
C. H. MARKHAM,
(icneral I'motnxer AKCiit,,l'ottlanil1 Or
Niniieiii Fiiiiii;
Yellowstone Park Line.
Till: DI.S'I.S'0 OAK ItoriK KJtOil I'OKTI.AND
TO Till: IIAKT.
TIIK ONLY DlltliOTI.INi: TO Till; Y1W.I.OW.
H'lONU 1'AltK
i.kvi:.
No.
Union Depot, nniiaaiisis
Vutt riiall forTiiconiH,
K'attle. Olyinpla.Oray'H
llnrlir.r i.ti.l C.....I. i.... i
"' '3UIUII oenii
points, Mpokano, Itokn
laii.l, II. V., I'lillniHii,
ii. i' ! ,M',M'"w, UjhIsIoii, IluN
11. 1j A. M.ifalolluiiipiiilninKcoiiii
l fry, Helena, Minneapo
lis HI. I'aul, Omaliii,
AltlllVK,
Nil, I
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No. I.
H-iiiciiko an.! all iiolntHl
CM l anil niiilliiMivt '
No. 3.
eaU anil hiiiIIiimivi
I'l fl.t Sif.llt.,1
l,!MI,,Mto;.iteAtt
J'lllliniin Irkt clasn nml tourln Mei'iM-m to
wlliliSr'S'tt. ,,,ml l,w '""'-
VfJKtf Itll IcmI friilnu II. tt i- . ..i
v 5r'K. . '"loMlimtloi, of llckels,
J r liaiiiUouiely llliuiiatislileKcrlpllvoi ii tier.
cklH, .leepl.iK.car Ieiervatlo.lH( etc., call ,!!';
A. D. CHARLTON,
AulUmit (ieiivral I'lmaetiKcr AkciiI, !tv, Murrlkim
Hlieet, corner Thli.l, I'otin.uii; On!.ii.
Romuinhflr tho Now York OurIi Sin.
la eelliriK tha laluat thlim's In hi,ll'
neckwear at thu lowest prlcec. Woo win
low dlapUy.
l i.i w
Ue Clarke & Fulk'e nulnini hulr irw.i,,
to keep (landrufriroin the heml,
W.i buII our uooilo lower than any lintisu hi thu trade, and If von don't thinii
can ami uci cur pricca ami ue convincou.
Highest Prices Paid for Wheat, Barley and Oats.
and Motors
MA.NUKACTUIIKD 1IY
AMERICAN IMPULSE WHEEL CO
SUITABLE FOR DRIVING
GENERATORS AND STAMP MILLS,
ELEVATORS, PRINTING- PRESSES, ETC
CIrcularH and particulars furniflhed on application.
F. S. GUNNING, Agent
iin'JO TIIK IJA1XKS, OKtuw
$i.oo per month.
Strictly iirat cliiHa local and lone
dititanco telephone service within
your homo.
Linen do not cross-talk. Your con
versation will hu kept a biuret.
No coat for iiiHtullinK.
Vou irnt the fitaiiditrd Iliiniiluu
I.oiik Dlutitnt Instruiiient.
Contiuiioiis day and nli;lit urvice.
Wo will accept your contract fur
ten ycarH and allow you to cancel
name on Hiving ua thirty days writ
ten notice.
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