The Dalles Daily Chronicle.
The only Republican Daily Newspapei n
Watco County.
EASTERN OFFICE SSO to S34 Temple
Court, N. T. City. E. KATZ, Agent.
THURSDAY.
- JULY 8. 1807
SHAVES. AND GRADES.
Mrs. Bradbury is repentant. A
week ago fihe was seeing the world
through a telescope held for her by
a Mr. Ward, and everty thing seemed
large, attractive, beautiful. Today
she has put her optics to the big end
of the glass and the view is different.
She thinks now she was hypnotized.
Possibly she was. So was Psyche to
her undoing ; so Cleopatra ; so Cres
sid; so Io; so Phryne; so the innum
erable throng of lesser beauties who
have tuned their waxen ears to vi
brate responsive to the voices of the
flatterers.
Paradise was lost because Eve was
not deaf; Troy fell because Helen
turned not her head away from Paris;
Egypt put the snake to her arm after
first letting its venom strike her
brain; "Good Queen Bess" had her
Raleigh ; Anna of Austria her Buck
ingham ; Mary of Scotland lost both
heart and head on Rizzio's account.
But why prolong the list? Elizabeth
may be hypnotized; Peggy is simply
betrayed ; Mrs. Bradbury, with a hus
band worth a million dollars, isSven
gallied; Mrs. Somebodyelse, whose
husband hasn't $500, makes a fool ot
herself. There are grades and shades
of evil that in these modern days
needs, demands the services cf an
expert in nomenclature. The pecca
dello of the mistress is the crime of
the maid ; the inebriety of the mas
ter the plain drunk of the servant;
the hilarity of the young blood with
coin, the vice of the other young
fellow without it.
What is hypnotism ? The deaden
ing of some of the faculties, the ac
centuating of others. That was what
happened to Mrs. Bradburj', but it
is what happened a hundred thous
and times since Paradise, will hap
pen again and yet again and again,
as the world exists. So it matters
not much whether it is called hypnot
ism or some other term.
Tuesday evening at'Portland Gov
ernor Lord made the presentation
speech, and with a wave of the hand
designating the punch bowl and other
vessels that comprised the &ilver ser
vice for the battleship Oregon, he
got rid of the white elephant in a
graceful and happy manner. His
speech will not go echoing through
the halls of time as a model for fu
ture ages to emulate, but as long as
he succeeded in getting rid of the
silver set, nobody is going to criti
cise too harshly his speech. Where
the dickens he resurrected all the
platitudes is of course a profound
mystery. Gazing at his classic coun
tenance one could hardly believe that
he had found them by himself, but
he may have done so. The rivers
ramifying the state, the harbors filled
with ships and things, caught the
good governor's fancv, and the pretty
words that expressed nothing trickled
over his under lip like maple syrup
out of a hot can. Oregon feels just
ly proud of her governor. She rec
ognizes' his peculiar fitness for almost
anything, and if any of our neigh
boring states have anything they de
sire to have given away, cheerfully
and freely commends him for the job.
At the close of last year there were
20,390 miles of railroad open to
traffic in India an increase during
the 3 ear of 713 miles. The great
centers of what early in the century
was designated as heathendom Mad
ras, Calcutta, Delhi, Lahore, Pesha
war and Bombay are united by a
vast railway system, feeders of which
extend to the hills and tap the most
productive sections of the . empire.
Traffic is the greatest of missionary
agencies, and by bringing the remote
parts of the earth in touch with each
ether, it lessens distinctions of belief
and nullifies the effect of its differ
ences. :
The Spaniard talks saucily of
meeting the hated Yankee on the
sacred soil of Cuba, and insinuates
that if this government don't be
ware, Weyler will whale somebody.
With 60,000 more soldiers required
to maintain peace in one little prov
ince, the fire-eater's words become
ridiculous. If Spain must really
have something to waste its surplus
energy on, we suggest that it take a
shy at the turb, ned Turk. There is
a chap with a chip on his shoulder as
big as a Bryan dollar, and he is ach-
iDg to have someone touch it, too.
Nashville has a curiosity in the
shape of a baby, a colored baby
three weeks old, who talks like sixty
and reasons like a Webster. The baby
commenced talking when only a
week old, and has kept at it steadily
when not nursing. It is a girl baby
of course.
ELY'S CREAM BALM la positive care.
Apply into the nostrils. It is quickly absorbed. 60
cents at Druggists or by mail ; samples 10c by mail.
XLY BROTHERS. 66 Warren SC. New York City.
Deafness Cannot oe Cored
by local applications, as they cannot
reach the diseased portion of the ear.
There is only one way to cure deafness,
and that ia by constitutional remedies.
Deafness is caused by an inflamed con
dition of the mucous lining of the Eus
tachian Tube. When this tube is in
flamed you have a rumbling sound or
imperfect hearing, and when 'it is en
tirely closed, Deafness is the result, and
unless the inflammation can be taken
out and this tube restored to its normal
condition, hearing will be destroyed for
ever ; nine casis oat of ten are caused
by catarrh, which is nothing but an in
flamed condition of the mucous sur
faces. We will give One Hundred Dollars for
any case of Deaf ness (caused by catarrh)
that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh
Cure. Send for circulars ; free.
F. J. Cheney & Co.. Toledo, O.
Sold by Druggists, 75c. 6-10 '
Something to Know.
It may be worth something to know
that the very best medicine for restoring
the tired out nervous system to a healthy
vigor is Electric Bitters. This medicine
is purely vegetable, acts by giving tone
to the nerve centres in the stomach,
gently stimulates the Liver and Kidneys,
and aids these organs in throwing off
imparities in the blood. Electric Bit
ters improves the appetite, aids diges
tion and is pronounced by those who
have tried it as the very beet blood puri
fier and nerve tonic. Try it. Sold for
50c or $1.00 per bottle at Blakeley &
Houghton's Drag Store. (2)
save Yoar Grain.
Few realize that each squirrel de
stroys $1.50 worth of grain annually.
Wakelee's Squirrel and Gopher Exterm
in. Jtor is the most effective and econom
ical poison known. Price reduced to 30
cents. For sale by M. Z. Donne 1),
Agent.
A bay saddle mare, branded with let
ter S with quarter circle over it. Had
on a pack saddle and saddle pockets. A
suitable reward will be paid to anyone
taking her up and notifying
Robert Smith,
jy2-3t Mt. Hood P. Of, Or.
LOST.
A gray mare, branded g on left shoul
der. . Was originally one of the O. S.
Morgan band, and was raieed on the
range adjacent to 3-Mile creek. Suitable
reward will be paid for the return of
said mare to T. A. Hudson,
Do von want vour windows cleaned,
carpets taken up, beaten and re laid, or
janitor work of any kind done by a
first-class man? If so, telephone Henry
Johnson at Parkins' barber shop.
'Phone 119. - alO-tf
By existing arrangements with the
publishers of the Weekly Oregonian, we
are enabled to club that excellent paper
with the Twice-a-Week Chronicle at
the low rate of $2.25 per year. Now is
the time to send in your names.
Yellow washing powder will make
your clothes the same color. Avoid
this by using Soap Foam. It's pure
white. a2-3m
The highest claim for other
tobaccos is "Just as.
good as Durham."
Every eld. smoker
knows there" 13
as good
FT
You will find one
each two ounce b&sr,
pons inside encn
T a
mm
begot BlackweJl 8 Durham.
Buy a bag of, this cele
brated tobacco and read the
coupon which. Rives a list
f of valuable presents and iow
Wholesale
flflflliT IiIQUOHS,
CJClines and Cigars.
THE CELEBRATED.
ANHEUSER
HOP GOLD -
Anheuser-Busch Malt Nutrine, a non-alcoholic
beverage, unequaled as a tonic.
STUBLING & WILLIAMS.
J
owj bout Your
JOB
We have the facilities for doing all kinds
of Job Printing, from a visiting card to a
catalogue, and we are after all the work we
can do. We not only desire ;o keep busy,
but would prefer to be rushed. Come in
and compare our prices with that of any
one, and compare' quality of work. Let us
have your next order. -
"There is a tide in the affairs of men which, taken at its flooa
leads on to fortune"
The poet unauestlonablv had reference to the
Closing Out Sale of Furniture and Carpets
at C RANDALL. & BURGET'S,
Who are selling these goods out at greatly-reduced rat
MICHELB ACH BRICK. - - UNIC 8T.
TVS. Z. DONNELL,
PESCtlPTIOJl DRUGGIST
TOILET ARTICLES
Opp. A. M. Williams fe Co.,
none just
as
cotr
am
tour "ounce
- BUSCH and
BEER es.
pijij?
AND PERFUMERY.
THE DALLES, OR.
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pon inside wsw" .
atwocou- Passss
WALL PflPERl
tffllit PAPEftI
Just Received
5000
Rolls of Wall Paper. The
best patterns. The most
beautiful colors.
New Invoice
of Paints and Oils. Any
color or brand supplied.
Snipes-KipeKly Drpg Co.
FRENCH & CO.,
BANKERS.
-f .' ... .1 .,-
TRANSACT A GENUAL BANKING BUS1NE8
Letters of Credit leaned available in the
Eastern Spates.
Sight Exchange and Telegraphic
.Transfers sold on Aew York, Utaicaco,
St. .Louis, San Francisco, Portland Ore
gon, Seattle Wash,, and various points
in uregon ana w asnmgcon.
: Collections made at all points on fav
orable terms.
E. COIL2IBJX,
SOLE DEALER IN THE DALLES OF
Marble Bnrial Vaults
A Perfect Protection from Water and
Dampness. Preserves the Body by Ex
eluding the Air.
It possesses every merit claimed for
the most expensive vaults, viz : absolute
. . 1 j 1 . .. . .
(security ana uaraDnilVj cons maKing a
permanent and imperishable resting
place for the dead.
This vault is made of six pieces of mar-
Die wnicn can be firmly fastened to
gether with cement, thus making them
air ana water tig tit.
All Kinds Cemetery Work
Mr. Comini has on hand a large sup
ply ot nrst-ciass Marble, to be used in
Monuments, etc. Prices lower than in
Portland.
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j PACIFIC RY.
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H
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Pullman
Elegent
Totirist
Sleeping Cars
Dining Cars
Sleeping Car
ST. PAUL.
HINMEAFOLI
DIILCTB
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GRAND FOR
CROOK8IOS
WINNIFKO
HELENA an
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Thirougb Tickets
CHICAGO
WASHINGTON
PHILADELPHIA
KIV YORK "
BOSTON AND ALL
POINTS EAST and SOUTH
For Information, time carda, maps and tickets,
cai on or write to
W. C. AT J, A WAY. Agent,
The Dalles, Oregon
A. D. CHARLTON. Asst. G. P. A.,
255. Morrison Cor. Third. Portland Oregon
This Is TottT Opportunity.
On receipt of ten cents, cash or stamps.
a generous sample will be mailed of the
most popular. Catarrh and Hay Fever Cure
(Ely's Cream Balm) sufficient to demon
strate the great merits 01 the remedy. -ELY
BROTHERS,
56 Warren St, New York City.
Her. JohnReid, Jr., of Great Falls, Mont.,
recommended Ely's Cream Balm to me. I
can emphasize his statement, "It is a posi
tire cure for catarrh if used as directed. n
Rev. Francis W. Poole, Pastor Central Pres.
Church, Helena, Mont.
Ely's Cream Balm is the acknowledged
cure for catarrh and contains no mercury
Bor any injurious drug. Price, 60 cents.
Regulator Line
Tie Dalles. Portlani ani Astoria
Navigation Co.'
strs. Regulator & Dalles City
FREIGHT AND PASSENGER LINE
BETWEEN
The Dalles, Hood Rirer, Cascade Locks and Port
land daily, except Sunday.
GOOD SERVICE. LOWEST RATES
( DOWN THE YALLET
OH TO
( EASTERN OREGON ?
Are you going
II so, save money and enjoy a beautiful trip on
the Columbia. The west-bound train arrives at
The Dalles in ample time for passenfrers to take
the steamer, arriving in Portland in time for the
outgoing Southern and Northern trains; East
bound passengers arriving in The Dales in time
to take the East-bound train.
For further information apply to
J. N. HARNEY, Agent,
Oak Street Dock. Portland, Oregon.
Or W. C. ALLAWAY, Gen. Agt,
The Dalles. Oregon
DOORS,
WINDOWS,
SHINGLES,
FIRE BRICK,
FIRE CLAY,
LIME, CEMENT,
Window-Glass and
Picture Moulding.
IE3I. G-Xj IE 1ST 1ST.
DR. GUNfTS
IMPROVED
A iliUI-f li-v !. Amm 1111 TVts sa Dnsi.
A movement of tba bowels each da w nectmrnry for
haltll. Tbww pills supply wbat tbo aytitem lacks to
uaks it regular. ' They cure Headache, brighten tbo
Kjea, and clear the Complexion better than cosmetics.
They neither frripe nor sicken. To convinoe von, w
ilk mail samrtle free, or fall box fur 26a. Bold every
Here. Iii. HO&ASKQ UE1X OO., Philadelphia. P
TfieCoiuiiia Packing Co.,
' PACKERS OF
PORKand BEEF
' MANUFACTURERS OF '
Fine Lard and Sausages.
Curers of BRAND '
HAMS & BACON
DRIED BEEF. ETC.
T.4 2
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We offer, this unequaled newspaper and
The Dalles Twice-a- Week Chronicle to
gether one year for $2.00.' The regular
price of the two papers is $3.00.
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