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The Dalles Daily Chronicle,
Snle of School District HoiuU. I
TUB HA1.I.KS
OKEUtl.V !
Register of School Officers for the Year Beginning the 1st fffonday in JVIarch, 1897.
TIME CARD FOR TRAVELERS.
Below is published a correct time card
ot trains and boats which leave and ar-,
rive at Tiie Dalles. Travelers may trust
it, as Tin: Chronicle is kept fully in-!
formed of revisions : j
D. V & A. X. 0. STEAMERS. j
Steamer Rtsulator leave every Monday, Wed
Iie5i!nr nuil Prtiiay at 7:30 a. m.
Arrives cvy Tuesday, Thursday anil Satur
day at 6:0 p. in.
No.
Dlst.
OREGON RAILWAY
FAfrT MAIL.
fo.l WVn-biunrt...
Jk NAVIGATION CO.
Arrive. Leave.
. .1:15 a.m. 4:40 a.m.
Xo.2 East-boutul . . 10.15 p.m. 10:C0 l.ni.
DALLB TAS-'EKOBB.
No. T West-bound, leave- I:t0p.m.
No. t :-:'t-bmiiil. arrive 11:45 a.m.
All pn5;encer traits stop at L'ntou street, as
well a- the depot.
All vurtUing ltute
Per fcA
One Inch or less in Daily ?1 SO
Over two inches mid under (our inches 1 CO
Over four inches and under twelve inches. . To
Over twelve inches SC
DAILY JL.VD WEEKLY.
One inch or less, per inch J2 JO
Over one inch and under four inche 2 (0
Over four inches aud under twelve inches.. 1 JO
Over twelve inches 1 CO
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l'EUSONAl. JIKNTION
Mr. .. C. Pease left yesterday after-1
noon on a short visit to san Francisco, j
Mr. P. Loy and Hans Lace were upi
from Hood River last nitrht. returninc '
on the boat this mornim:. !
A. J. Friday and Willis Brown came
in from Cross Keys yesterday with a
couple of carloads ot cattle for "shipment
to Troutdale.
HE CHURCHES-
Lutheran services will lie held at the
courthouse tomorrow as follows: Morn
ing service at 11 ; Sunday school at 12 :Qo ; i
evening service at 7 :30. j
At the Congregational church, corner i
of Court Mid Filth streets, Sunday j
services as usual : At 11 a. m. and 7 :30 I
p. in. worship, and a sermon by the j
pastor, V. C. Curtis. Sunday school :
immediately after the morning service. ,
Young People's Society of Christian
Endeavor at 6 :30 p. m. Topic, Christian !
heroism what it is and does; Luke'
is:i& lib; ol-t). All persons not wor
shipping elsewhere are cordially invited.
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Natn of School Clerks.
Time to serve, 1 year.
W M Fraine
V H Perrv
M H Xickelsen
C E Markham
C U Henrich
'O Fredenburg
iJ C Porter
V; T McClurc
A Y Marsh
Michael Doyle
James Cameron
'Geo P Mortran
Andrew Steele
M M Cttshinsr
Autritst Deckert
Wm Brookhoiise
Myron Farrincrton
Ja. C Johnson
No report
J T Adke.-aon
C H Southern
O K Cotinellv
T F Gray
D Creichton
David D XeUon
Lewis Anderson
J W Xolan
W J Harriman
iGeo "W Johnston
Henry Hudson
W H StirnweU
A Cauneld
W R Havnes
O K Butler
James Kelly
Ja LeDuc "
G W Jordoti
Geo M McLeod
F M Warner
Chas Adams
W A Stark
H F Woodcock
J P Hillstrom
S G Ledford
B L Forman
H T Cortim
R W McCorkle
Asa Stocrsdiil
W S Kelsay
Frank Irvine
Name of Director? Time to Serve.
Rostolllee Address.
Three Ve.ir-
Twc Years.
IJ H Aldrich
Win Potter
IS H Cox
(John Wilson
!J W Henrich
!H H Tomlinson
F M Jackson
lAinos Root
Perry Van Camp.
:W A Davidson
tC E Samloz
IGeo A Liebe
'W M Cate-s
;W H dishing
'Wm Shelly
.James Elliott
R B Gilbreth
J C John.-on
'Wm Ha.stincs.
C S Smith
iThos Leabo
Geo Rtmyon
Alex Franier
Albert Walter
jPeter Ometr
V.m T Vatidcrpool
A B Moit
tM Heisler
B M Rothery
!J H Stirnweis
F C Clausen
Tlios Harris
Polk Bntler
Henry Hilltren
Elmer Green
!j K Wool
M K McLeod
(Chas Bullev
t
W E Huskey
;H H Johnon
iC P Knapp
iW M Kinney
:R A Lainrhiiu
'W W Little
'M A Huston
C V Durham
F S Fleming-
T G Condon
Kenneth FMcDonald.Donald McRae
L Lamb
Chas Gossen
F J Reese
H C Rooper
S W Curran
J C Whitrrield
E K Russell
W C JennisOn
Xo report
C W Reed
2so report
J P Carroll
!Chas Smith
'Thos Brojran
,R Hocklev
jC H Ellsworth
E M Harriman
iC "W Emerson
.John Harrison
SHenry Pri-g-e
iC G Hickok
Edirar Locke
C M Wolfard
John Parker
L D Boyed
W H Rodenhiser
Virg-il Winchell
'Geo Sellinjjer
A Sechler
'Geo Arnold
Andrew Urquhart
'S B Adams
James M Benson
F Wickman
Gabriel Deckert
J R Brookhoiise
S R Brooks
D O Davis
L P Boiton
W L Ward
G W Patterson
J R Cook
O W Cook
J R Hall
Victor Xorbv
F T Hill
E Doyle
W L Vanderpool
'Geo Otey
J A Fawcett
T Ramus
G S Wiilard
J W Moore
Thos Glavev
X P O'Brien
.B C Brown
Chas Fralv
W A Hunter
C F Bonney
X P Sturg-ess
B Savage
,J M Lenze
J Prout
Vene Lewis
O L Paquet
'Homer vS'hite
Geo Kayler
Geortre Borstel
W Bolton
Roland McDonald
R F Hardwick
Peter Facan
Grant Ashbv
H W Cook
P H Warren
W J Davidson
C C Enlibh
Sanford Shultz
.J I Miller
One Year.
D L Cates
J J Luckev
X C Evans
IC L Morse
Alfred Wood
IGeo Perkins
' W V Johnson
Frank La Pierre
ijohn L Koontz
.Joseph Hanna
,John Morton
'O D Doane
!B C Low
jWm Floyd
'Wm Fulton
.J W Allen
fL D Bolton
jA S Roberts
!
jG W Rice
.Jas Darneille
W H Williams
C F Wa-enblast
IJ W Elton
Jacob Obrist
L A Dalev
!m C Painter
IE R Ecrbert
IC H Stouphton
SP J McGrail
:H McCov
!W Gilhousen
ill C Cooper
W C Adams
"Mike Callasrhan
.Edgar Burling-ame
,J S Corson
iJa L Gordon
IJ H O'Xeal
(C J Van Duvu
V C Youncr "
'W H Farl5w
iC W Murphy
'Nat Jones
'.Frank Jessup
!L Delco
(Albert Ullery
iR Beattie
Henrv Wakerlig
.E M "Shutt
Henry McGreer
M Dichtenmuller
Chas Matney
D S Kimsev
:F A Yountf
M F Bird
Geo Smith
!C W Morse
.J H Garrett
iChas Chandler
'Cascade Locks
IHood River
' do
do
i do
!Mt. Hood
:Hood River
Mosier
'The Dalles
( do
I do
j do
l do
do
do
do
do
do
Boyd
Bovd
The Dalles
do
! do
; do
I do
jDufur
The Dalles
Dttfur
Dufur
Bovd
Boyd
Xaiisene
'Xansenc
Kinirsiey
Dufitr
iKinjrsley
iKixig-sley
'Xansene
'Tytrh Valley
Mosier '
Waniic
Tucker
Wamic
Wapinttia
do
do
Tygh Valley
Bake Oven
lAntelope
iClarno
Mosier
,Tlie Dalles
Antelope
Ridtreway
Vieuto
Endersbv
The Dalies
Cross Keys
Hood River
CUy Sideways Demurs.
To tht Committee of Thirteen Indignant
liamiels:
As I was not credited on the posters or
.programs of our late minstrel show with
the honor of living in Dufur, nor did I
make any such pretensions, being too
modest to assume a virtue when I had it
fertile imagination located me in your ,
city. Perhaps he is someone insanely
enamored with mv irresistible, bewitch- .
ing loveiiness, and seeks to win me with
extravagant adulation, fancying no more
fitting abode for such a cynosure of
beauty. On the other hand, he may be
eome rejected, disappointed, lovt-sick
swain, whose affections some member of
your "sweet sixteen" did not recipro
cate, and feeling for the first time the
panas of "despis'd love," vowing the
melodramatic revenue ol the rejected
euiior in 'Calamity Jane," he doubtless
thought it sufficient reventre for his in
jured feelings and unrequited love to
place my domicile in your city. "Cissv
Sideways," so well pictured in your
"whereas," suL'2ests to his mind a Dufur
longed to some of your number. Such a
conception could not have arisen in his
mind unless, fired by the "green-eyed
monster," he had found that what he
had considered in his inamorata to he
the personification of etherial beauty and
celestial bliss, was only the incarnation ,
of snap, ginger and brimstone. Sordid '
the taste of the gourmand whose ideal of
Dufur's female honeyed lusciousness is ;
' aroused at the semblance of a singer
nap: mv fancy rather craves some un-
; discovered ambrosial delicacy, whose in
vention awaits the birth of some iuture ,
Edison of epicures. Your informant is
' still farther unhappy in his conceits
1 when ids fancy tells him that one capa-
ble of being encircled with fishing rod ,
: cases as substitutes for pants, hails from
! among the sweet sixteen of Dufur; no,
j such lingerie, if rumor can be relied on, !
j has ever done flag duty on the clothes- '
j lines of Dufur on washday, while the
' playful zephyrs from Tygh Kidge vainly
I attempt to solve the problem of asrial
I navigation by inventing bifurcated hal-'.
loons. )
! Though Cissy wishes she had the ahil- j
! itv, yet she will never essay the counter
: feit presentment you so justly resent
Alas for his poetic fancy! "A I no, not even if the lost arms
were re-
Venus
damsel!
lone, lankv individual with a mouth like ! stored to the celebrated statue of
15-mile creek and a foot like the foot of de MHo to furnish the desired, and, to
Mt. Hood," brings to his disordered ' In.v notion, inadequate model. Before I
brain visions of a maiden from your num-1 would he so bold as to attempt to act ae
ber! What a perverted taste, hideous : 'our prototype I should learn
Tii")iMTmrf mrl ilutrirtr) inmniniil inn ' "To slid xellneil sold, to mint the Hlr,
niBntaiare ana uistortea imagination . f To throw perfume on the violet
Mv fancv, to be thus aroused, demands' Tr smooth the ice. or add auother hue
. " . . , t i -i .i- I I'nto the rainbow'
Biui ui uue ui w iiuiu uurke ::uu : ure
ly never lighted on this orb, which she
hardly seemed to touch, a more delight
ful vision." Long and lankv? No; the
maiden from Dufur. no matter what
your size is, is just tall enough to reach
your heart; and her mouth, with lips
distilling nectar, resembling lo-mile
creeK only aa possessing a voice ot ex
quisite music attuned to the limpid purl
ings of this stream in its mellifluent
meanderings. "A foot like the foot of
Mt. Houd" suggests to his imagina
tion that Cissy is from Dufur; if he re
gards the snowy whiteness of its ermine
covering, he may be right in thus recall
ing your "Trilbies." Since your com
mittee in your "whereas" whereased
that one without a moustache, and as
hairless as the ordinary door knob ie
disqualified from properly assuming to
be of your number, 3hould it ever be in
cumbent upon me to portray by proxy
any one of your committee, I shall not
neglect to cultivute the proper hirsute
appendages and change my facial orifice
from the state of a hairless door knob to
that of a bristling cocoanut. Whoever
informed vou that I hailed from Dufur
also permitted his imagination to sug-!
cest that a "body and legs like two
matches slues ill a ginger atiap,
an impossible task. "Fools rush in
where angels fear to tread."
Though I do not know who informed
you that I came from Dufur, yet I aug
gest that you take one of the matches
above metitioned, split the same into
quarters, shave them as thin as the fibres
will allow, submit the gincer anap to
j hydraulic pressure, insert the quartered i
match for legs, then resolute on the res- '
idue, await the result. Which Nemo
tenetur divinare.
Yours, more sinned against than sin-1
ning, Cissy Sideways.
jou Ibout Your
job ?miw
Ye have the facilities for doing all kinds
of Job Printing, from a visiting card to a
catalogue, and we are after all the work we
can do. We not only desiie to keep busy,
but would prefer to be rushed. Come in
and compare our prices with that of any
one, and compare quality of work. Let us
have vour next order.
ropile publish
ORTHERN
PACIFIC RY.
n
s
Pullman
TO
Sleeping Cars
Dining Cars
Sleeping Car
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ST. I'AVL
MlNNKATOUs
ci.rrii
PAitun
OKAND FOUR
CKOOKSTON
WINNIPEG
n ELENA an
ltVTTE
School District Xo. 29, in nsco
county, Orecon, at a meeting BiilrU
called therefor, having voted to bond
said district in the sum of ,-0,000, to U
! in six bonds of -500 each, payable abso
1 lutelv in twentv years and redeemable
iat the pleasureof said district after ten ,
ivears, with interest coupons attached, ,
i interest pavable semi-nnnuallv. Irin
cipal and interest payable at the ofl.ee j
!of the county treasurer of said rount
)or at such place as may ue uesigin
in the citv of New York, at the option
. .1,.. nn..h-. ami the rate of in-
Ul HIC I'uivu..- . . ....
terest shall be sttcn as may oe ne-
,md.d in the bid which may be accepted, Tniopent
; not exci'edins the rate of S per cent. .
i Then '.re, in pursuance oi the law in
such ca.es I will receive seaieu ok s .u , molirist.
1 1 I- r K.-T-. .1 UilTI nJl . 31 L 111) .
otliee in Dalles City, Oregon, up to the
hour of '2 o'clock p. m. of the 21st day
of Aprii, 1S97. all bids to be accom
panied bv certified check for 5 per cimt.
of the amount of the bid, the successful
bidder to furnih blank bonds, bids
for less than par will not be considered.
The right is reserved to reject any and
all bids.
Dalles Citv, Orecon. March 20. 1SP7.
C. L. Pim.ui's.
Treasurer Wasco County, Oregon.
m22-td
Dr. ICiiirV New I)lcivi-rj (r Cusuinp
timi. This is the best medicine in the world
for all forms of Coughs, Colds and Con
sumption. Every bottle is gauranteed.
Tf w ill cure and not disappoint. It has
no equal for Whoopinc Contrh, Asthma, K ,
Hbv lever, Pneumonia, Bronchitis, La , 1I()13TS AST ,
Grippe, Cold in the Head and Consump-1
T j.il'n t.A- n inn: tiUvmntif tn I
take, and. above all, a sure cure. It is
alwavs well to take Dr. King's Xew Life
Pills in connection with Dr. King's New j
Discoverv, as thev regulate and tone the ,
i
stomach and bowels. We guarantee per-1
feet satisfaction or return money. Free
trial bottles at Blakeley & Houghton's
Drug Store. Kegulnr size 50 cents and
1.00. (Oj
Notice to Tuxiiaycri.
of the county courtthe sheriff will re-j Snythgm PC f P COmD V
turn the tax roll for 1SSXJ to the c 11 ' OWlllO UUIIIJ Jf.
countv clerk on the first Moudav in ,
April. 1S97, and all taxes then remain
ing unpaid on the roll will be declared
delinquent, and thereafter the sheriff
will not receive taxes until the delin
quent roll is civen him. Bv order of
Through Tiekets
CHICAGO T
WASHINGTON
riui.AnKi.rHiA
A 1.1.
mill SOUTH
Fur informntlon, time cards, mups and ticket,
cal on or write tn
W. C. ALLAWAY. Agent,
The Dalles, Oregoa
OR
A. D. CHARLTON. Asst. G P. A.,
ioo. Morrlhon Cor. Third. Portland Oregon
EAST and SOUTH via
The Shasta Route
OF THE-
Trains leave and nre due to arrive at Porl
t
court. A. I. Kelsay,
m23-4tw Clerk.
Cash iu Vour Checks.
All county warrants registered prior
I to Oct. 1st, 1392, will be paid at my
office. Interest ceases after March G,
1 1S97. C. L. Phillips,
1 County Treasurer.
Old papers for sale at 10 cents per hun
dred. A large lot ot old daily and week
ly Cuno.vicLEs on hand, the accumula
tion of 1S9G. Very good for putting
under carpets, on account of uniform
size.
Do not fail to call on Dr. Lannerberg,
the eye specialist, and have your eyes
examined free of chart:'. If you suffer
with headache or nervousness vou un-
'douhtedly have imperfect vision that, if
I corrected, wil! benefit you for life.
1 Orlice in the Vogt block. "
LEAVE.
FROM FEB. 1Q. 1507
AREITI.
:50 P.M.
i:10A. iU
f OVEHLAND EX-1
, press, Salem, Hose-1 1
I burg, Ashland, Sac-1
j ramento, ORden.San ! ,
1'ranciseo, Mojave, ( j...
i.os Angeies.ciraso, i
I New Urleaus aud I
l l East .j
. , iltoseburg and way tta-
(lions
i f Via Woodburu for')
,,,, ' 1 Mt.Ancel, Silverton, ,
..v,..,,.r wcst Scio, Browns- i- except
Sm,ri,K- ' ville.S'.irluglleld and Sunlayi.
-U"U"!J' (.Natron ,
j.m p -v Salem and way stations '10.15 A..H
(Corvnllis and wayl 6:J)P.M.
u ii v m (McMinnvilie and t S:25P.M
M1J way stations . . i .
4:W P.)!
Daily. f Dally, except Sunday.
DINING CAItS ON OGDEN P.OL'TE.
I'L'LIJUAN BUFFET SLEEFEH3
AND SECOND-CLASS SLEEPING CAES
Attached to nil Through Trains.
Tie Goimpa panting Go.,
PACKERS OF
Pork and Beef
Through Ticket Olllcc, 131 Third street, where
throuch tickets to nil points in the Eisten
SMtes, Canada and Euroix; can be obtained i!
lowest rates from
J. B. KIItKLAND, Ticket Agent
All above trains arrive at and depart lr
(j.-aud Ceutrul station, Fifth i;nd Irving strwu
YAMHILL DIVISION.
I'atsenpcr Depot, foot of JeCerson streeL
MANUFACTCKEKS OF
Fine Lard and Sausages.
Curersof BRAND
U:ae for OSWEGO, dailv, except sundar.it
7:20 n. in.; 12:13, 1:15, o:'S, C -15, P- f
fund 11:20 p. in. ou Saturday oiily Ariire
Portland at 7:10 and S;S0 a.m.. and 1:30,
C.3o and 7:55 i. m.
Iiive for Sheridan, weyk days, it 1:5) p. n.
Arrive at Portland, 9:r a. m
Uave for AIKLIE on Monday, Wednesdays
FrMoy at 9: 10 n. m. Arrive at Portland, Tu
dav, Thursday and Saturday at 3:05 p. ffi.
Sundav trains for OSWEGO leave at S:0.p.
and 12: 15, 1 : 15, 3:30, 5:25 li: 15 and 05 p. m. Ar
rive at Portland at b:3U, 10:10 a.m.; 1:30, l:w
5:10, 0:35, 7:55 p. in.
It. KOEIILEP., E. P. ROGERS,
Manager. Asst. G. F. Pass. Azt
THE
Dried Beef3 Etc.
The
Dalles
Real Estate Exchange Me 0m aai lm
Ov; STAGE LINE.
IS DAILY P.ECEIVIXG I.VQCIEIES FBOM
STAGE LINE,
mr Tmr i m m
Prospective : Immigrants PopitM
From eory part o( the Unl..d Stales ernlE the ! evSavIS From AntelSYo'tit'
Resources, Products. Prices, Etc.!
UUUD HORSES AND WAGONS.
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& geoorous e
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ntlifMTO F)W "alhe that each squirrel w-
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