Tbs Dalles Dally Chronicls.
THE DAUBS, ... OREBUN
Advertising; Kates.
" Per inch
One inch or less In Dally .$1 50
Over two inches and under (our inches 1 00
Over four lnchet and under twelve Inches. . 75
Over twelve inches 50
DAILY AND WEEKLY.
One inch or less, per inch 2 50
Over cne inch and under four inches 2 00
Over four Inches and under twelve inches. . 1 50
Over twelve inches 1 00
PERSONAL MENTION.
Mr. V. A. Hendricks of Kingeley is in
town today. - .
Mrs. Williams was a passenger for
Portland on tbs afternoon train.
Mr. Langblin Bryan and daughter of
Klickitat went to Portland today.
Mr. E. .Tacobsen left today for a trip
through Harney and other coon ties of
Eastern Oregon.
Mrs. W. H. Biggs and Mrs. W. S.
Myers left on this afternoon train to
visit Mrs. E. L. Smith.
Miss Moody returned to her home in
Salem this afternoon, after a few day's
Visit with relatives here.
Mr. H. W. Wells, the well-known
ebeep man, was in town today, leaving
for Portland on the afternoon train.
Mr. and Mrs. Biggs returned last
evening from Wasco, Sherman county,
where they attended the nuptials of Mr.
Guv Andrews and Miss Ida Tozier.
Safe for McKinley.
Discussing the situation as it exists
today in -Oregon, Mr. Sol Hir?ch, chair
man of. the Republican state central
committee, says:
"I consider Oregon won for McKinley.
It is entirely out of the doubtful list of
states and placed in the McKinley col
umn. My advices from all parts of the
state make it certain that the electoral
vote of Oregon will be given to the Re
publican presidential candidate, all ru
mors to the contrary notwithstanding.
"Tlie reports in circulation that we
have given up Oregon are absurd. The
Bryan people started the same rumor on
Mr. Hanna, chairman of the national
committee, some time ago. It is a con
certed plan on their part grasping at
the last straw. I never felt so confident
of carrying the state as I do now. The
work of our committee extends all over
tbe state.
"There need be no fear as to tbe result
in Oregon, and absurd reports started
by the Bryan people will have no effect
upon the great mass of people."
Advertised Letters.
Following is the list of letters remain
ing in the postoffice at The Dalles un
called for Oct. 23, 1896. Persons call
ing for the same will give date on which
they were advertised :
Agnew, Win field G Anderson, Gus
Bennett, G T Braws, HE
Browse, C C Cocy, Miss Moley
Daggett, W A Davidson, Mis Em
Davidson, Claud Evens," Mrs Mary A
Fitzgerald. J Friedly, Frank
JFisher, John B Gray, John
Harms, J P 3) Hamilton, W J
Hoyt, Miss Louis Hudson, L H
Holcomb, F M McHenzie, D '
McGrove, W A' Mclnerny, Dennis
Martin, W Mack, Joe
O Pry, A R Olsen, Miss Pearl
. O Hern, Edw - Orr, Mrs Katie
Kenkee, John Robinett. W C
Robison, Mrs Ella Robins, Miss Maie
Robins, Mrs Wm Smiley, R A
Scbmidt,Miss Lena Schromen, Dr E
Senz, Smia Stewart, Miss Lewis
Saterwhite, J Staack, P M '
Smith, O W SmithMisa Edith
Singer, Mrs Wm Smith, J H
Thompson, MiseLaraThompson, John
Thomas, F R Teague. Mrs E C
Vincen't.Mrs Tamny Wood, Miss Gladdis
Willson, Gorden -. Welch, Mrs E A
Williams, Lena Quinn, Mrs Lottie
J. A. Cbossen, P. M.
In Memorlam.
Lines in memory of Muriel Husbands,
who departed this life Friday, Sept. 25,
1896, at Mosier, Oregon.
- Once more death has called us to
mourn over an angel of God. Little
Muriel, the pride and jewel of the house
hold, has been called to heaven to claim
her reward. Shall we weep for her de
parted spirit? No, we shall not weep,
The angel of death came and little
Muriel was welcomed into heaven,
where her Heavenly Father was waiting
to welcome her. It would be cruel to
call her hack to this wicked world to
grieve over sorrow and trouble, while
she is eweetly resting in Jesus. God
knows best. Sheas pure and spotleBS
as snow, is numbered among the angels,
sweetly resting in the arms of her
Savior. .
With saddened hearts we gathered
'Round the form of one so fair;
An angel of God that was taken from earth
To dwell in heaven so fair. -
With sorrowing hearts we laid ter to rest
Parents and friends most dear.
We bid her farewell, her spotless form;
An angel who had taken its flig ot.
Call not bock the departed,
Tbe treasure and chief most dear.
. In heaven she's waiting to greet again,
The friends she has leH here.
In heaven she's sweetly resting,
With angelB bright and fair.
Her crown is a crown of whiteness;
In her hand a harp of gold.
A Feien'd.
Leave orders at The Dalles Commis
sion Co. 'a store for dressed chickens
Telephones 128 and 255. Ring ' 'em
Op. . sll-dlm
Tb Last Klgni's l'mcram.
Visitors at the pavilion tonight will p
bear the following program rendered by
the band :
y. March -'King Cotton;' '. .Sou-sa
2. Overture "Huuter aud Hermit" IhUbey
3. Waltz "Auf Wiedersebn" .. r.ailey
4. Polanise "Royal Decree" Swift
1NTKBXISSION. '
5. March "Cresent Club" T Pryirr
6. "American Patrol" ileacham
7. Overtuio Murrnering in the Forest. . Bullion
8" Gavotte "Ma Angeline" Johnson
Marcus Long, Director.
THE CHURCHES-
Lutheran services will be held at tbe
court house tomorrow as followB: Sun
day school at 10 a. m. ; morning service
at 11 a. m. ; German service at 3 p. m. ;
evening service at 7 :30 p. m.
The Congregational church, corner
Court and Fifth streets Sunday services
as usual: At 11 a. .in. and 7:30 p.m.
worship, and a sermon by the pastor, W.
C. Curtis. Sunday school immediately
after morning service. Meeting of the
Young People's Society of Christian
Endeavor at 6 :30 p. m. Topic, My
favorite Bible proverb; Prov ii :I-9.
All persons not worshipping else
where are cordially invited.
THE FUNNEL TRICK.
An Interesting Problem Devised by Sport
ive Callfornians.
Jerry Lynch has finally learned the
funnel trick. He took it in two doses
one on one evening1 and' the other the
next. The senator sauntered up to the
Bohemian club the other day and saw
two or three of the younger members at
tempting1 a neiw feat, ami he watched
them with interest. One of them, say:-'
the San Francisco News Letter, stuck
a funnel inthetopof histrousers, threw
his head back, placed a 50-cent piece on
his. forehead and tried to drop it in thv?
funnel 'by slowly lowering his head.
After all liad failed Jerry insisted on-
trying1 it, though all ihad tried to
dissuade him from attempting a feat too
difficult for them. The funnel was
placed in the wriistbaiul of his
t.rouecrs and. he threw back hir. head to
receive the coin on his expansive brow;
At that juncture a 'pitcher of ice water
was crept led into the fucnel, ami by t he
time Jerry pot throug-h diviK'tiiK thi
jokers trad vanished. The senator's
temper improved with dry raimtnt and
the next niffht at.the club he started in
to shor,v a couple of friends tVc funnel
trick.
"It's this way," lie explained, "you
put the funnel in the top of your panta
loons, so. then throw your head back.
so, ar:d wow!
Again Jerry was forced to Change his
raiment, and he is not showing people
what he knows about the funnel trick.
HARD ON CATS.
A French Government Commissioner Cen
sures the Conduct of Official Cats.
The French government has just had
occasion to appoint a commission to
iaquire into the grievances of the e-:ts
in its employ. Their report in :Tn sniub
ing txhibition cf official stupidity, and
will rouse a righteous icdifrnation in
the bosom of all friends of the ust-'ul
motiser.
It appears that-cats are kept in some
of the French military magazines to
keep down the surplus population of
rats and mice. Their food is regulated
by ministerial decree according to cir-cumstaiic-es,
aird at present there is a
regulation in force authorizing an ex
penditure of 2y2 centimes per cat per
diem. But this does not-seeui cnoigli,
as the unfortunate governmental c:tts
have grown, extremely thin, so at last
the ministry appointed specialists to
inquire into tbematter. These have
gravely reported that '"the cats of the
army are very slow to accustom them
selves to the diet prescribed by the gov
ernment circular. Thus they seldom
eat bread, and never lap up greasy wa
ter unless actually driven, thereto ly
pangs of hunger, fo that they are d.vir.g
off or else abandoning the mi lit.iry mag
azines." CATAORLHl
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Monuments
and Headstones.
Before going elsewhere, call on
LCOMINI. The Dalles, On,
For a Tombstone. Warranted
to etand for all time, regardless
of wind or weather. . - -
LIFE IN GREAT CITIES:
It Is Less Enervating Than That in
' Isolated Commnhitlcs.
And as to the tendency of the growth
of great cities to enervate nations, there
is no proof of it at all, unless vc identi
fy the life of great ciities with the as
sion for idleness and pleasure nn'J self
indulgence which sometimes, but by
no means universally, accompanies
their ' growth, says the London Spec
tator. When yon get a large proletari
at, living, as that, of ancient Kome and
possibly of Nineveh and Baby leu did,
on the. alms of the rich and powerful,
then no doubt you have the conditions
of a thoroughly tmnatual and unhealthy
life, end no one can wonder at tbe
rapid decay of such cities and of the
nations whioh - gloried in them. But
where the honest working class far out
number the proletariat, where the
middle classes of distributors nnd man
ufacturers ard professional mori ore la
borious and energetic, and even ,1he
class that lives on its accumulaied
wealth contains fl considerable sprink
ling of sericua and disinterested work
ers, wc do not believe that there is the
smallest evidence of any greater danger
in the life of the agricultural village or
the pastoral tribe. Indeed, we should
regard Olive Schrciner's picture of the
life of the modern. Boers as indicating
a condition of things more prolific of
morbid elements, with its almost com
plete absence of any stirring or active
intelligence, that any kind of modern
life that is honestly laborious at all.
The Boer life is too sleepy, too desti
tute of stirring thought or effort, to
be altogether natural. It needs at least
the old element of danger and neces
sary vigilance to render it even bracing.
BABY'S HEAD & BODY
Watery Blisters
. Turning To Complete Sore
Family Doctor Could not
Heal Without Loss of Hair.
COMPLETELY DISCOURAGED
Economical and Speedy Care by
CUTICURA REMEDIES
Now no Traoo ot Disease.
Hair Thick, Child Fat, Good, and
Hearty.
When four days old my babe broke out over
one side of his head and body with watery
blisters, which turned to a complete scab.
SVe called the family doctor, aud he said that
"he could heal them up," but "tho baby
would never have any more hair on his heart. ,
and we were completely discouraped. AVe
were told to try Cuticuka Kemicdies and
did so. We used two boxes of Cutiocra, two .
cakes of Cuticura Soap, and he now is all
right. The hair is on think, and you would
never think there was anything the matter
with him, he is so fut, po'!, pid hearty, and
1 do not know howto praise "nTirKA Reji
ED1E3 ennup:h tor the good 1 bev ilitl ntv child.
Mas. WM. 11. SCOTT, "Lnara:, I'a.
CtTTICURA IU2MEDIKS have efTected tbe
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A. D. CHARLTON. Asst. G. P. A..
255, Morrison Cor. Third, Portland Oregon,
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NOTICE.
To ai.l Whom it May Concern:
By order of the Common Council of Dalles
City, made on tho 3d (IBy of October 1896, and
entered of record in the record of Dalles City,
on tbe 4h day of October 18'JB. notice is hereby
given tbat the crosswalks and sidewalks on the
following streets or parts of Btree's have been de
clared dangerous by said Common Council on
said 3d day of October, and tbe said Common
Council will proceed to make the improvements
as hereinafter designated, on said streets orparts
thereof so declared dangerous after 14 days from
the first publication of this notice towit; Octo
ber 8th, 1696, and the cost of such improvement
of all crosswalks and of each of them, will be
charged and levied upon tbe corner lots corner
ing upon the street or streets intersected by such
crosswalks, and upon all lots or parts thereof,
to the center of each block cornering upon such
intersection, each lot to pay that portion of the
entire cost tbat its street frontage upon the in
tersecting streets bears to the street frontage of
all lots to be assessed upon said streets, and the
cost of al sidewalks ana of each of them respec
tively will be charged and levied upon the prop
erty adjacent thereto and directly benefited
thereby, as provided by the charter and ordi
nances of Dalles city.
The crosswalks and sidewalks declared dan-
?;erous and about to be improved and built are as
ollows:
I. To build a sidewalk on the south side of
Fourth street along lots 5 and 6, in block 3, in
Trevitts addition to Dalles City.
7. To build a sidewalk on the east side of
Court street, between Second and Third streets,
along the south -20 feet of lot 5 In block 5, Dalles
City. .
3. To build a sidewalk on Court street between
First and Second street along the south 30 feet of
lot 1 in block 4, Dalles Citv.
4. To build a sidewalk along lot 5 In block 2,
on the north side of Alvord street, in Fulton's
addition to Dalle City.
5. To build a sidewalk along lots 2 and 3, in
block 2, on the north side of Alvord street in
Fulton s addition to Dalles City.
6. To build a sidewalk along lot 6, in block
21, on Union street in Gates' audition to Dalles
City.
7. To build a sidewalk along lots 1 and 2, in
block 5, on Fourth street in Trevitt's addition to
Dalles City.
8. To build a crosswalk on the east side of
Court street across Fourth street.
9. To bnild acrosswalk across Jefferson street
on the north aide of Becoud street.
10. To build a crosswalk across Lincoln street
on the south side of Second street.
II. To bnild a crosswalk across Third street on
the east side of Court street.
12. To build a crosswalk across Washington
on the south side of Fourth street..
13. To build a crosswalk across Fulton street
on tbe west side of Federal street. -
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You will find one coupon In
side each 2 -ounce bag, and two
coupons inside each 4-ouhce
bag. Buy a bag, read the coupon
and see how to get your share.
All of said sidewalks and crosswalks will toe
built and constructed in the manner provided
by tbe charter and ordinances of Dalles City.
Dated this 8th day of October, 1896.
GILBERT W. PHELPS,
Recorder of Dalles City.
Soipes-Kinersly Drug Co.
Drugs, Paints,
Wall Paper,
Glass. Etc.
129 Second St.,
THE DALLES, - - OR.
.Money! Money! Moneyl
To pay Wasco county warrants regis
tered prior to July 3, 1892. Interest
ceases after May 15, 1896.
C. L. Phillips,
myl8-tf - County Treas.
"The Regulator Line"
Be Dalles. Portland ad Astoria
Navigation Co.
THROUGH
Freisit ana Passenger Line
Through Daily Tripe (Sundays ex
cepted) between The Dalles and Port
land. Steamer Kegnlator leaves The
Dalles at 8 a. m.. connecting at the Cas
cade Locks with Steamer Dalles City.
bteamer Dalles titty leaves Portland
(Oak street dock) at 7 a. m., connect
ing wiiii Steamer Regulator for The
uaiies.
P HSESOtR KATE8.
Oneway ........ .$2,00
Round trip.. 3.00
Rates Greatly Reduced.
All freight, except car lots,
will be brought through, ivith
out delay at Cascades.
Shipments for Portland received at
any time day or night. Shipments for
way landings must be delivered before
5 p. m. . Live stock shipments solicted.
Call on or address,
W. C. ALLAWAY
General Agent
THE DALLES. - OREGON
EHSTI
GIVES THE
Choice of Transcontinental Routes
-VIA-
Spokane
Minneapolis
St. Paul
' Denver
Omaha
Kansas City
Low Rates to all Eastern Cities. -
OCEAN STKAMKKS Leave Portland
Krerr Five Iuyg for
SAN FRANCISCO, CAL.
For fall details call on O. K. dc Co. s Agent
Tho Dalles, or address
W. H. HDRLB0RT, Gen. Pass. Agt
Portland, Oregon
E. M'KEILL, President aud Manager.
New Schedule.
Train No. 1 arrives at The Dalles 4 :50
a. m., and leaves 4:55 a. ill.
Train No. 2 arrives at The Dalles 10:4
p. ni., and Ieayes 10:45 p. m.
Train No. 8 arrives at Tbe Dalles 12:05
p. in., and west-bound train No. 7 leaves
at i :60 p.m.
Train 23 and 24 will carry passengers
between Tbe Dalles and Umatilla, leav
ing The Dalles at 1 p. m. daily and ar
riving at The Dalles 1 p. to. daily, con
necting with train Nos. 8 and 7 from
Portland. E. K. Lytlk,
Agent.
DOORS, ,
WINDOWS,
SHINGLES,
FIRE BRICK,
FIRE CLAY,
LIME, CEMENT,
Window-Glass and
Picture Moulding.
American Market,
74 Second Street.
Fruit, Produce,
Butter, Eggs.
POtJLTEI, FISH and GAME
IN SEASON. .
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