The Dalles daily chronicle. (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, October 09, 1894, Image 4

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FEEI s A I
Bran and Shorts (Diamond
Mills), $12 per ton.
Flour at Bedrock Prices!
Good Potatoes, 65c a sack.
Seed Wheat.
Chicken Wheat, 75c sack.
Choice Wheat, Timothy
and Alfalfa Hay.
All Goods Sold at Lowest
Telephone No. 61.
Stacey (of the Union) I see. that an
other American dropped dead in London
yesterday. Bixby (of the Manhattan)
Poor chap! Somebody must have of
fered to put him up atone of the decent
clabs. The Experienced One.
VOLUMES COULD BE WRITTEN,
filled with the testimony of women
who have been made well and
strong . by Dr. Pierce's Favorite
Prescription.
It'u a medicine that's made es
pecially to build up women's
strength and to cure women's ail
ments an invigorating, restorative
4onic, soothing cordial, and bracing
nervine ; . purely vegetable, non
alcoholic, and perfectly harmless.
For all the functional derange
ments, painful disorders, and chroma
weaknesses that afflict womankind,
the "Favorite Prescription" is the
only guaranteed remedy.
It's a legitimate medicine that
corrects and cures. If it doesn't
benefit or cure, you have your
money back.
It must have been the medicine
for most women, or it couldn't be
sold on any such terms.
Isn't it likely to be the medicine
tor you?
Sold by druggists everywhere.
Scene: Campineeting; young man
coming down from the mourner's bench.
Anxious friend (grasping him by the
hand) la -it well with your soul,
brother? -Young man (ruefully) Yes,
but I've lost mv hat. Life.
Specimen Cases.
S. H. Clifford, New Cassel, Wis., was
troubled with neuralgia and rheumatism,
hia stomach was disordered, his liver
was affected to an alarming degree, ap
petite fell away, and he was terribly re
duced iu flesh and strength. Three bot
tles of Electric Bitters cured him.
; Edward Shepherd, Harrisburg, 111.,
bad a running sore oh his leg of eight
years' standing. TjBed three bottles of
Electric Bitters and eeven boxes of
vua... 0 41 uii uanc, niiu ilia leg la
sound and well. John Speaker, Cata
waba. O.. had five larere fever sores on
his leg, doctors said he was incurable,
one bottle Electric Bitters and one box
Bncklen's Arnica Salve cured him en
tirely. Sold by Snipes & Kinersly.
"I see," said the living skeleton, "that
they are talking seriously of granting the
franchise-to women out in Kansas."
"Is that so?" exclamed the bearded lady
with sudden interest. "If ever they do
I'll go oat there and run for congress."
Indianapolis Journal.
Every mother should know that cronp
can be prevented. The first symptom of
trne croup is hoarseness. This is fol
lowed oy a peculiar roagn cougn. it
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy in given
freelv as Boon nn t.h rhiM Tiponmea
hoarse or even after tbe cough has de
veloped it wili prevent the attack. 60
cent bottles for eale by Blakeley &
Houghton, druggists.
Teacher Give ah example of the good
ness of God. Dick Hicks He allows
the use of his name as endorser on the
American silver dollar. The Discoverer.
Bncklen's Anno salve.
The host salve in the world for cuts,
bruised, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever
. sores, tetter, chapped hands, chilblains,
coins, end all skin eruptions, and posi
tively enrea piles,-or no pay required.
It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfac
tion, o money refunded. Price 25 cents
per hoi. For sale by Snipes & Kinersly
XV
Seed Rye.
Feed Oats. .'.
Rolled Barley. .
Poultry and Eggs "bought
and sold.
Choice Groceries & Fruits.
Grass Seeds.
Living Prices.-
Cor. Second and Union Sts.
Willie Why do you call papa the ap
ple of your eye I- Because he is so seedy?
Mamma Oh, no; because be always
falls ot the ground when he is good and
mellow. Tbe Keeleyite.
There is no medicine so often needed
in every home and so admirably adapted
to the purposes for which it is intended,
as Chamberlain's Pain Balm. ' Hardly a
week passes but some member of the
family has need of it. A toothache or
headache may be cured by it. A touch
of rheumatism or neuralgia - quieted.
The e'evere pain of a burn -or scald
promptly relieved and the sore healed in
much less time than when medicine has
to be sent for. A sprain may be
promptly treated before inflamation sets
in, which insures a cure in about one
third of the time otherwise required.
Cuts and bruises should receive im
mediate treatment before the parts be
come swollen, which can only be done
when Pain Balm is kept at hand. A
sore throat may be cured before it be
comes serious. A troublesome corn may
be removed by applying it twice a day
for a week or two. A lame back may be
cured and several days of valuable time
saved or a pain in the side or chest re
lieved without paying a doctor bill. Pro
cure a 50 cent bottle at once and you
will never regret it. For sale by Blakeley
& Houghton Druggists.
Rowley Good Gawd, Cholly 1 You've
rolled up your trowseres over a foot and
a half. Cholly (after a mental throe)
Beg pawdon, deah chap, I've rolled 'em
up over two. feet. Haw ! haw 1 Thanks.
I'll take a small battle. -The Fool.
Let it run down, and your cough may
end in something serious. It's pretty
sure to, if your blood is poor. That is
just the time and condition that invites
Consumption, The seeds are sown and
it has fastened its hold upon you,- before
you know that it is near.
It won't do to trifle and delay, when
the remedy is at hand. Every disorder
that can be reached through, the blood
yields to Dr. Pierce'p Golden Medical
Discovery. For Severe Coughs, Bron
chial, Throat and Lung Diseases, Asth
ma, Scrofula in every form, and even the
Scrofulous affection of the lungs that's
called Consumption, in all its earlier
stages, it is a positive and complete cure.
It is the only blood-cleanser, strength
restorer, and flesh-builder so effective
that it can be guaranteed. If it doesn't
benefit or cure, in every case, you have
your money back.
Perfection is attained in Dr. Sage's
Catarrh Bemedy, It cures the worst
cases. Only 50 cents ; by druggists. '
Bounds Wbat's the proper thing to
take after a dinner with one's best girl?
Zounds Well,' if she has an appetite
anything like mine, you'll take yourself
to your nearest "Uncle." The Enter
tainer. There is more Catarrh in thiB section
of the country than all other diseases put
together, and until the last few years
was supposed to be incurable. For a
great many years doctors pronounced it
a local disease, and prescribed local rem
edies, and by constantly failing to cure
with local treatment, pronounced it in
curable. Science has proven catarrh to
be a constitutional disease and therefore
requires constitutional treatment.
Hall's Catarrh, manufactured by Fv J.
Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio, is the only
constitutional cure in the market. It is
taken internally in doses from 10 drops
to a teaspoonful. It acts directly on the
bloodjand mucous surfaces of the system.
They offer one hundred dollars for any
case it fails to cure. Send for circulars
and testimonials. Address.
F. J. CHENEY & Co., Toledo, O.
SySold by Druggists, 75c.
Another Call.
All county warrants registered prior
to January 1, 1891, will be paid on pre
sentation at my office. Interest ceases
after Sept. 10th. Wm. Michsll,
' County Treasurer.
jpfotlce.
All city warrants registered prior to
January 2, 1892, are now due and pay
able at my office. Interest ceases after
this date. 1. 1. Bubget, City Treas.
Dated Dalles City, Aug. 1, 1894.
. A TERRIBLE HAWK. .
An Enemy Tlt -Strikes. Terror-to Feath
' red Demizens of the Hash.
The author of "The Naturalist in Ln
Plata" gives an impressive descript ion
of the terror produced by the appear
ance of a rather sraallhawk, of a spe
cies unknown to hinjjlthbug,h he has
seen it a hundred times. It is a marsh
hawk. TharTsTcTsay it seeks its prey
in marshes. ' . .
I have frequently seen all the inhabi
tants of a marsh struck with panic, act
ing as if demented and suddenly grown
careless to all other dangers' On such
occasions I have looked up, confident of
seeing this particular hawk suspended
above them in the sky.
All birds that happen to be on the
wing drop into the reeds or water as if
shot. Ducks away from the .. shore
stretch out their necks horizontally
and drag their bodies, as if wounded,
into closer cover. Not one bird is found
bold- enough, to rise and wheel about
the marauder a usual proceeding in
the case of other hawks; while at every
sudden stoop of the falcon a low cry of
terror rises from the birds underneath
a sound expressive of an emotion so
contagious that it quickly runs like a
murmur all over the marsh, as if a
gust of wind had swept moaning
through the rushes.
As long as the falcon hangs overhead,
always at a height of about forty yards,
threatening at intervals to dash down,
this murmuring sound, made up of
many hundreds of individual cries, is
heard swelling and dying away, and
occasionally, when he drops lower than
usual, it rises to a 6harp Bcream of ter
ror. -
- Sometimes, when I have been riding
over marshy , ground, one of these;
hawks has placed himself directly over
my head, within fifteen or twenty
yards." It has perhaps acquired the
habit of following horsemen in this
way, in order to- strike ' at any birds
driven up. ,
Once my horse almost trod ' on . a
couple of snipe squatting, terrified, in
the short grass. The instant they rose
the hawk struck at one of them, the
end of his wing smiting my chocli' vio
lently as he stooped. The snipe escaped
by diving under the bridle, and im
mediately dropped on the other side of
me; and the hawk, rising, liew away.
STORY OF A CAT.
Carried So Much Electricity That a Car
Is Set on Fire, i
The efficacy of a black cat as a light
ning rod has been too frequently the
subject of discussion and assertion to
be treated at length at the present
time, the drift of which is to show the
apt manner in which an illustration of
this popular belief can be deduced
from an incident that occurred on the
evening of the Fourth of July to the
wife of a well-known business man of
Washington. .
On the evening in question the young
matron had been expending consider
able time and attention upon a hand
some black cat, which she continued to
stroke, notwithstanding the assertion
of her family that by so doing she was
charging1 herself wltn electricity.
Finally after dark the young matron
dceidaiT that a pleasant way of winding-
up the evening would be to go for
a ride' on the electric car to Uetbcsda.
Accordingly, inviting two of her
friends to accompany her, she set out
for the ride in high spirits.
The trio found places together, near
the middlo of the car, and had gone a
short distance beyond the power house
when their conversation was inter
rupted by the conductor hurriedly
bending over them as though to . avert
some catastrophe beneath and telling
them to leave the car with all speed,
as it was ,or fire: Scarcely had they
left their seats before a sheet of flame
burst through the floor just beneath
the very spot over which the young
matron had been sitting, the electrical
apparatus beneath having ignited at
that very point.
ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES.
The Qoier Effect of Photographing- Upon
Some Siberians.
"I have witnessed a good many
amusing incidents in the course of my
career," said a New York photographer,
the other day, "but I think the one
that struck me as the most ludicrous
occurred while I was in Siberia a few
years ago. I had my camera with me,
and spent considerable time in taking
pictures of the people and surrounding
country. I had engaged the services
of two 'native servants, and pne day,
having nothing better to do, I induced
one of them to sit for his photograph.
The fellow had never seen a mirror in
iiis life, and I dare say had no concep
tion of the degree of ugliness exhibited
upon his countenance. At any rate he
manifested no delight - at seeing his
picture, though his companion apf
peared - very much elated, and' could
not rest until I had taken his picture
also. When the latter saw his picture
he also seemed depressed. The
portraits appeared to have brought to
the minds of both strange revelations,
and they retired to their tent in a
thoughtful ' mood, each trying to
smooth . down the bushy locks which
crowned their heads. Presently one of
them came to me and borrowed a pair
of scissors, and shortly after they re
turned with scarcely a vestige of hair
remaining on their heads and implored
me to take their pictures again. The
fruit of the camera was to them like
the fruit of the tree of knowledge.''
What Be Wanted.
At the hospital the other morning,
says Life, one of the patients was just
recovering from an attack of delirium
tremens, and, as is usual in such cases,
desired to dress and go home more than
anything else. It happened that one
of the young ladies connected with the
flower mission saw him," and, approach
ing, said: "I have some beautiful roses
here. Wouldn't you like some?" No
response- Again she said: "Wouldn't
you like to have some of these roses?"
Slowly his head turned, and, slightly
opening his bleary eyes he said, much
to -the embarrassment of the young
woman: "I'd a blamed sight rather
have ny pants."
MexicaiT
Mustang
XJmiment
for
Burns,
Caked & Inflamed Udders.
Piles,
Rheumatic Pains,
Bruises and Strains,
Running Sores,
Inflammations,
Stiff joints,
Harness & Saddle Sores,
Sciatica,
Lumbago,
Scalds,
Blisters,
Insect Bites, ,
All Cattle Ailments,
All Horse Ailments, "
All Sheep Ailments,
Penetrates Muscle,
Membrane and Tissue
Quickly to the Very
;Seat of Pain and
' Ousts it in a Jiffy.
Rub in Vigorously.
Mustang Liuiment conquers
Pain,
Makes flan or Beast well
again.
"The Regulator Line"
The Dalles, Portlanu anft 'Asteria
: Navigation Co.
THROUGH
Frep 0 Passenger Line
Through Daily Trips (Sundays ex
cepted) between The Dalles and Port
land. Steamer Regulator leaves The
Dalles at 7 a. m., connecting at the Cas
cade Locks with Steamer Dalles City.
Steamer Dalles City leaves Portland
(Yamhill st. dock) at 6 a. m., connect
ing with Steamer Regulator for The
Dalles.
PABSKNUEK KATES.
One way
Round trip.
.$2.00
. 3.00
Freight Rates Greatly Reduced.
All freight, except car lots,
will be brouglit through, with
out delay at Cascades. "
Shipments for Portland received at
any time day or night. Shipments for
way landings must be delivered before
5 p. m. Live stock shipments solicted.
Call on or address,
W. C. ALLAWAY,
General Agenti
TH E-DALLES, OREGON
J F.. FORD, Evamelist ;
Of Des Moines, Iowa, write under date ot
March 23, 1893:
S. B. Med. Mfg. Co.,
Dufur, Oregon.
Oentlemen : ' -
On arriving home last week, 1 found
all well and anxiously awaiting. Our
little girl, eight and one-half years old,
who had wasted away to 38 pounds, is
now Veil, strong and vigorous, and well
fleshed up. S. B. Cough Cure has done
its work well. Both of the children like
it. Your S. B. Cough Cure has cured
and kept away all hoarseness from me.
So give it to every one, with greetinge
for all. Wishing you prosperity, we are
Yours, Mb. & Mks. J. F. Foed.
. If yon wish to feel fresh and cheerful, and read;
for the Spring's work, cleanse your system with
the Headache and Liver Caro, by taking two or
three doses each week.
Sold under a positive guarantee.
I 50 cents per bottle by all druggists.
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Ad. Keller is now
located at W. H.'
Butts' old stand,
and will be .glad
to wait upon his!
many friends. ' y
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