( w ) FEEI s A I Bran and Shorts (Diamond Mills), $12 per ton. Flour at Bedrock Prices! Good Potatoes, 65c a sack. Seed Wheat. Chicken Wheat, 75c sack. Choice Wheat, Timothy and Alfalfa Hay. All Goods Sold at Lowest Telephone No. 61. Stacey (of the Union) I see. that an other American dropped dead in London yesterday. Bixby (of the Manhattan) Poor chap! Somebody must have of fered to put him up atone of the decent clabs. The Experienced One. VOLUMES COULD BE WRITTEN, filled with the testimony of women who have been made well and strong . by Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription. It'u a medicine that's made es pecially to build up women's strength and to cure women's ail ments an invigorating, restorative 4onic, soothing cordial, and bracing nervine ; . purely vegetable, non alcoholic, and perfectly harmless. For all the functional derange ments, painful disorders, and chroma weaknesses that afflict womankind, the "Favorite Prescription" is the only guaranteed remedy. It's a legitimate medicine that corrects and cures. If it doesn't benefit or cure, you have your money back. It must have been the medicine for most women, or it couldn't be sold on any such terms. Isn't it likely to be the medicine tor you? Sold by druggists everywhere. Scene: Campineeting; young man coming down from the mourner's bench. Anxious friend (grasping him by the hand) la -it well with your soul, brother? -Young man (ruefully) Yes, but I've lost mv hat. Life. Specimen Cases. S. H. Clifford, New Cassel, Wis., was troubled with neuralgia and rheumatism, hia stomach was disordered, his liver was affected to an alarming degree, ap petite fell away, and he was terribly re duced iu flesh and strength. Three bot tles of Electric Bitters cured him. ; Edward Shepherd, Harrisburg, 111., bad a running sore oh his leg of eight years' standing. TjBed three bottles of Electric Bitters and eeven boxes of vua... 0 41 uii uanc, niiu ilia leg la sound and well. John Speaker, Cata waba. O.. had five larere fever sores on his leg, doctors said he was incurable, one bottle Electric Bitters and one box Bncklen's Arnica Salve cured him en tirely. Sold by Snipes & Kinersly. "I see," said the living skeleton, "that they are talking seriously of granting the franchise-to women out in Kansas." "Is that so?" exclamed the bearded lady with sudden interest. "If ever they do I'll go oat there and run for congress." Indianapolis Journal. Every mother should know that cronp can be prevented. The first symptom of trne croup is hoarseness. This is fol lowed oy a peculiar roagn cougn. it Chamberlain's Cough Remedy in given freelv as Boon nn t.h rhiM Tiponmea hoarse or even after tbe cough has de veloped it wili prevent the attack. 60 cent bottles for eale by Blakeley & Houghton, druggists. Teacher Give ah example of the good ness of God. Dick Hicks He allows the use of his name as endorser on the American silver dollar. The Discoverer. Bncklen's Anno salve. The host salve in the world for cuts, bruised, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever . sores, tetter, chapped hands, chilblains, coins, end all skin eruptions, and posi tively enrea piles,-or no pay required. It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfac tion, o money refunded. Price 25 cents per hoi. For sale by Snipes & Kinersly XV Seed Rye. Feed Oats. .'. Rolled Barley. . Poultry and Eggs "bought and sold. Choice Groceries & Fruits. Grass Seeds. Living Prices.- Cor. Second and Union Sts. Willie Why do you call papa the ap ple of your eye I- Because he is so seedy? Mamma Oh, no; because be always falls ot the ground when he is good and mellow. Tbe Keeleyite. There is no medicine so often needed in every home and so admirably adapted to the purposes for which it is intended, as Chamberlain's Pain Balm. ' Hardly a week passes but some member of the family has need of it. A toothache or headache may be cured by it. A touch of rheumatism or neuralgia - quieted. The e'evere pain of a burn -or scald promptly relieved and the sore healed in much less time than when medicine has to be sent for. A sprain may be promptly treated before inflamation sets in, which insures a cure in about one third of the time otherwise required. Cuts and bruises should receive im mediate treatment before the parts be come swollen, which can only be done when Pain Balm is kept at hand. A sore throat may be cured before it be comes serious. A troublesome corn may be removed by applying it twice a day for a week or two. A lame back may be cured and several days of valuable time saved or a pain in the side or chest re lieved without paying a doctor bill. Pro cure a 50 cent bottle at once and you will never regret it. For sale by Blakeley & Houghton Druggists. Rowley Good Gawd, Cholly 1 You've rolled up your trowseres over a foot and a half. Cholly (after a mental throe) Beg pawdon, deah chap, I've rolled 'em up over two. feet. Haw ! haw 1 Thanks. I'll take a small battle. -The Fool. Let it run down, and your cough may end in something serious. It's pretty sure to, if your blood is poor. That is just the time and condition that invites Consumption, The seeds are sown and it has fastened its hold upon you,- before you know that it is near. It won't do to trifle and delay, when the remedy is at hand. Every disorder that can be reached through, the blood yields to Dr. Pierce'p Golden Medical Discovery. For Severe Coughs, Bron chial, Throat and Lung Diseases, Asth ma, Scrofula in every form, and even the Scrofulous affection of the lungs that's called Consumption, in all its earlier stages, it is a positive and complete cure. It is the only blood-cleanser, strength restorer, and flesh-builder so effective that it can be guaranteed. If it doesn't benefit or cure, in every case, you have your money back. Perfection is attained in Dr. Sage's Catarrh Bemedy, It cures the worst cases. Only 50 cents ; by druggists. ' Bounds Wbat's the proper thing to take after a dinner with one's best girl? Zounds Well,' if she has an appetite anything like mine, you'll take yourself to your nearest "Uncle." The Enter tainer. There is more Catarrh in thiB section of the country than all other diseases put together, and until the last few years was supposed to be incurable. For a great many years doctors pronounced it a local disease, and prescribed local rem edies, and by constantly failing to cure with local treatment, pronounced it in curable. Science has proven catarrh to be a constitutional disease and therefore requires constitutional treatment. Hall's Catarrh, manufactured by Fv J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio, is the only constitutional cure in the market. It is taken internally in doses from 10 drops to a teaspoonful. It acts directly on the bloodjand mucous surfaces of the system. They offer one hundred dollars for any case it fails to cure. Send for circulars and testimonials. Address. F. J. CHENEY & Co., Toledo, O. SySold by Druggists, 75c. Another Call. All county warrants registered prior to January 1, 1891, will be paid on pre sentation at my office. Interest ceases after Sept. 10th. Wm. Michsll, ' County Treasurer. jpfotlce. All city warrants registered prior to January 2, 1892, are now due and pay able at my office. Interest ceases after this date. 1. 1. Bubget, City Treas. Dated Dalles City, Aug. 1, 1894. . A TERRIBLE HAWK. . An Enemy Tlt -Strikes. Terror-to Feath ' red Demizens of the Hash. The author of "The Naturalist in Ln Plata" gives an impressive descript ion of the terror produced by the appear ance of a rather sraallhawk, of a spe cies unknown to hinjjlthbug,h he has seen it a hundred times. It is a marsh hawk. TharTsTcTsay it seeks its prey in marshes. ' . . I have frequently seen all the inhabi tants of a marsh struck with panic, act ing as if demented and suddenly grown careless to all other dangers' On such occasions I have looked up, confident of seeing this particular hawk suspended above them in the sky. All birds that happen to be on the wing drop into the reeds or water as if shot. Ducks away from the .. shore stretch out their necks horizontally and drag their bodies, as if wounded, into closer cover. Not one bird is found bold- enough, to rise and wheel about the marauder a usual proceeding in the case of other hawks; while at every sudden stoop of the falcon a low cry of terror rises from the birds underneath a sound expressive of an emotion so contagious that it quickly runs like a murmur all over the marsh, as if a gust of wind had swept moaning through the rushes. As long as the falcon hangs overhead, always at a height of about forty yards, threatening at intervals to dash down, this murmuring sound, made up of many hundreds of individual cries, is heard swelling and dying away, and occasionally, when he drops lower than usual, it rises to a 6harp Bcream of ter ror. - - Sometimes, when I have been riding over marshy , ground, one of these; hawks has placed himself directly over my head, within fifteen or twenty yards." It has perhaps acquired the habit of following horsemen in this way, in order to- strike ' at any birds driven up. , Once my horse almost trod ' on . a couple of snipe squatting, terrified, in the short grass. The instant they rose the hawk struck at one of them, the end of his wing smiting my chocli' vio lently as he stooped. The snipe escaped by diving under the bridle, and im mediately dropped on the other side of me; and the hawk, rising, liew away. STORY OF A CAT. Carried So Much Electricity That a Car Is Set on Fire, i The efficacy of a black cat as a light ning rod has been too frequently the subject of discussion and assertion to be treated at length at the present time, the drift of which is to show the apt manner in which an illustration of this popular belief can be deduced from an incident that occurred on the evening of the Fourth of July to the wife of a well-known business man of Washington. . On the evening in question the young matron had been expending consider able time and attention upon a hand some black cat, which she continued to stroke, notwithstanding the assertion of her family that by so doing she was charging1 herself wltn electricity. Finally after dark the young matron dceidaiT that a pleasant way of winding- up the evening would be to go for a ride' on the electric car to Uetbcsda. Accordingly, inviting two of her friends to accompany her, she set out for the ride in high spirits. The trio found places together, near the middlo of the car, and had gone a short distance beyond the power house when their conversation was inter rupted by the conductor hurriedly bending over them as though to . avert some catastrophe beneath and telling them to leave the car with all speed, as it was ,or fire: Scarcely had they left their seats before a sheet of flame burst through the floor just beneath the very spot over which the young matron had been sitting, the electrical apparatus beneath having ignited at that very point. ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES. The Qoier Effect of Photographing- Upon Some Siberians. "I have witnessed a good many amusing incidents in the course of my career," said a New York photographer, the other day, "but I think the one that struck me as the most ludicrous occurred while I was in Siberia a few years ago. I had my camera with me, and spent considerable time in taking pictures of the people and surrounding country. I had engaged the services of two 'native servants, and pne day, having nothing better to do, I induced one of them to sit for his photograph. The fellow had never seen a mirror in iiis life, and I dare say had no concep tion of the degree of ugliness exhibited upon his countenance. At any rate he manifested no delight - at seeing his picture, though his companion apf peared - very much elated, and' could not rest until I had taken his picture also. When the latter saw his picture he also seemed depressed. The portraits appeared to have brought to the minds of both strange revelations, and they retired to their tent in a thoughtful ' mood, each trying to smooth . down the bushy locks which crowned their heads. Presently one of them came to me and borrowed a pair of scissors, and shortly after they re turned with scarcely a vestige of hair remaining on their heads and implored me to take their pictures again. The fruit of the camera was to them like the fruit of the tree of knowledge.'' What Be Wanted. At the hospital the other morning, says Life, one of the patients was just recovering from an attack of delirium tremens, and, as is usual in such cases, desired to dress and go home more than anything else. It happened that one of the young ladies connected with the flower mission saw him," and, approach ing, said: "I have some beautiful roses here. Wouldn't you like some?" No response- Again she said: "Wouldn't you like to have some of these roses?" Slowly his head turned, and, slightly opening his bleary eyes he said, much to -the embarrassment of the young woman: "I'd a blamed sight rather have ny pants." MexicaiT Mustang XJmiment for Burns, Caked & Inflamed Udders. Piles, Rheumatic Pains, Bruises and Strains, Running Sores, Inflammations, Stiff joints, Harness & Saddle Sores, Sciatica, Lumbago, Scalds, Blisters, Insect Bites, , All Cattle Ailments, All Horse Ailments, " All Sheep Ailments, Penetrates Muscle, Membrane and Tissue Quickly to the Very ;Seat of Pain and ' Ousts it in a Jiffy. Rub in Vigorously. Mustang Liuiment conquers Pain, Makes flan or Beast well again. "The Regulator Line" The Dalles, Portlanu anft 'Asteria : Navigation Co. THROUGH Frep 0 Passenger Line Through Daily Trips (Sundays ex cepted) between The Dalles and Port land. Steamer Regulator leaves The Dalles at 7 a. m., connecting at the Cas cade Locks with Steamer Dalles City. Steamer Dalles City leaves Portland (Yamhill st. dock) at 6 a. m., connect ing with Steamer Regulator for The Dalles. PABSKNUEK KATES. One way Round trip. .$2.00 . 3.00 Freight Rates Greatly Reduced. All freight, except car lots, will be brouglit through, with out delay at Cascades. " Shipments for Portland received at any time day or night. Shipments for way landings must be delivered before 5 p. m. Live stock shipments solicted. Call on or address, W. C. ALLAWAY, General Agenti TH E-DALLES, OREGON J F.. FORD, Evamelist ; Of Des Moines, Iowa, write under date ot March 23, 1893: S. B. Med. Mfg. Co., Dufur, Oregon. Oentlemen : ' - On arriving home last week, 1 found all well and anxiously awaiting. Our little girl, eight and one-half years old, who had wasted away to 38 pounds, is now Veil, strong and vigorous, and well fleshed up. S. B. Cough Cure has done its work well. Both of the children like it. Your S. B. Cough Cure has cured and kept away all hoarseness from me. So give it to every one, with greetinge for all. Wishing you prosperity, we are Yours, Mb. & Mks. J. F. Foed. . If yon wish to feel fresh and cheerful, and read; for the Spring's work, cleanse your system with the Headache and Liver Caro, by taking two or three doses each week. 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