D02PT LISTEN
to the dealer who
is bent on bigger
profits. ' The
thing tha he
wants you to
buy, when you
ask for Doctor
Pierce's Favorite
' Prescription,
isn't " just as
good." Proof of
this is easy. The
only guaranteed
remedy for the
ailments of wo
manhood is the M Favorite Prescrip
tion." If it ever fails to benefit or
are, in making weak women strong
r suffering women well, you have
your money back.
Anything "just as good," or as
sure to bring help, could be, and
would be, sold in just that way.
This guaranteed medicine is an
invigorating, restorative tonic, es
pecially adapted to woman's needs
and perfectly harmless in any con
dition of her system.
It builds up, strengthens, regu
lates, and cures.
For periodical pains, bearing-down
sensations, ulceration, inflammation
everything that's known as a
"female complaint," it's a remedy
that's safe, certain, and proved.
Everything catarrhal in its nature,
Catarrh" itself, and all the troubles
that come from Catarrh, are per
fectly and permanently cured by
Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy. No.
matter how bad your case or of how
long standing, you can be cured.
Miggles What I are you actually in
the agonies of love again this late in the
season? Piggies Yes. "The last
throes of Summer," as the poet says,
dear boy. Town Topics.
Daisy Doesn't Jack swear he will re
form if you marry him? Delia Yes,
that's just the trouble. I'm afraid he'll
not be the least bit fascinating. Town
Topics.
Deafness Cannot be Cared
By local applications, as they cannot
reach the diseased portion of the ear.
There is only one way to cure Deafness,
and that is by constitutional remedies.
Deafness is caused by an inflamed con
dition of the mucous lining of the
Eustachian Tube. When this tube gets
inflamed you have a rumbling sound or
-imperfect hearing, and when it is entirely
-closed Deafness is the result, and unless
the inflammation can be taken out and
this tube restored to its normal condi
tion, hearing will be destroyed forever;
'nine cases out of " ten are caused by
-catarrh, which is nothing but an in
flamed condition of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for
any case of Deafness (.caused by catanh)
that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh
Cure. Send for circulars, free.
V. J. CHENEY & Co., Toledo, O.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Artist 1 sold four pictures yes terday.
Friend What are you going to do with
the money? I think I'll buy a frame
for another picture I'm working on."
The Dauber.
A Million Friends.
A friend in need is a friend indeed
and not less than one million people
have found just such a friend in Dr.
King's New Discovery for Consumption,
Coughs, and Colds. If you have never
used this Great Cough Medicine, one
trial will convince you that it has
wonderful curative powers in all
diseases of Throat, Chest and Lungs.
Each bottle is guaranteed to do all that
is claimed or money will be refunded.
Trial bottles free at Snipes & Kinersly's
drug store. Large bottles 50c and $1.
"Was his first novel a success?" "I
imagine not. He has just written a
second, entitled 'Hard Times.' " The
Scribbler.
While in Chicago, Mr. Charles L.
Kahler, a prominent shoe merchant of
Des Moines, Iowa, had quite a serious
time of it. He took such a severe cold
that he could hardly talk or navigate,
but the prompt use of Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy cured him so quickly
that others at the hotel who had bad
colds followed his example and half a
dozen persons ordered it from the near
est drug store. They were profuse in
their thanks to Mr. Kahler for telling
them how to cure a bad cold so quickly.
For sale byBlakeley & Houghton Drug
gists. Fanny I'm to marry the handsomest
young man in town. Julia Oh, are
you? So am I. The Impartial One.
"Fred kissed my hand." "Wasn't
your face clean?" The Snarler.
Bnoklen'i Arlnca Balre.
The best salve in the world for cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fevei
sores, 'tetter, chapped hands, chilblains,
corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi
tively cures piles, or no pay required.
It is guaranteed to give perfect satis fac
. tion. or money refunded. Price 25 cents
per box. For sale Dy Snipes & Kin
ersly. Another Call.
All county warrants registered prior
to January 1, 1891, will be paid on pre
sentation at my office. Interest ceases
after Sept. 10th. War. Michell,
County Treasurer.
The Chbonicle prints the news.
SOME ODDITIES IN ETIQUETTE.
What Is Considered Proper and Improper
In Different Countries.
In Holland a lady is expected to re
tire precipitately if 6he should enter a
store or restaurant where men are con
gregated. She waits until they have
transacted their business and departed.
Ladies seldom rise in Spain to receive
a male visitor, and they rarely accom
pany him to the door. For a Spaniard
to give a lady even his wife his arm
while out walking is looked upon as a
violation of propriety.
No Turk will ever enter a sitting
room with dirty shoes. The . upper
classes wear tight-fitting shoes with
goloshes over them. The latter, which
receive all the dirt and dust, are left
outside the door. The Turk never
washes in dirty water. Water is
poured over his hands, so that when
polluted it runs away.
In Syria the people never take off
their hats or turbans when entering
the house or visiting a friend, but they
always leave their shoes at the door.
There are no mats or scrapers outside,
and the floors inside are covered with
expensive rugs, kept very clean in
Moslem houses and used to kneel upon
while praying.
In Persia among the aristocracy a
visitor sends notice an hour or two be
fore calling, and gives a day's notice if
the visit is one of great importance.
He is met by servants before he reaches
the house, and other considerations are
shown him, according to relative rank.
The left and not the right is consid
ered the position of honor.
In Sweden, if you address the poor
est person on the street, you must lift
your hat. The same courtesy is insist
ed upon if you pass a lady on the stair
way. To enter a reading room or a
bank with one's hat on is regarded as
impolite.
JOINTS AND CARTILAGE.
One of the Wonders of Xatnre in the
Hainan Hody.
Why do joints work so easily and
never give us any pain? In a fresh
joint its appearance in life can be
readily studied. In the ball and socket
joint, says the London Hospital, the
round end of the bone, as well as the
cup, are covered or lined with a smooth
substance called "cartilage," or "gris
tle" kept moist and smooth with
synovia. Cartilage contains no nerves,
and has no feeling; if it had, we
should have pain when we moved.
The bones are kept in place
at the joints by very strong
bands or ligaments, in hinge joints a
number of these bands are fastened
above and below, but in ball and socket
joints they also surround the joint,
forming-, a cap, in which the joint
moves freely. In disease this smooth
cartilage gets worn away, and the ends
of bone rub together like those of a
skeleton; the pain is great, because
the bones have nerves, though the car
tilage has none. A bone without car
tilage is like a decayed tooth with an
exposed nerve. In a healthy tooth the
nerve is well covered, and gives no
pain, and in a healthy bone the nerves
are there, but tney are only felt when
the cartilage is worn away.
The Good That Remains.
How many are there who are valu
ing themselves by what they have, and
not by what they are! What they may
have be talent, or money, or position;
it matters not what, but it is not their
very selves. True worth cannot be
separated from a man's real self.
Money, position, even intellect, may
go; but the sterling, i: e., the moral,
worth will remain. A sultan of Mo
rocco is said to have discovered that
one of his viziers was becoming too
powerful. He therefore summoned
him to tea, and complimented him on
his great wealth. The vizier becoming
vain, boasted of the number of his
houses, wives and slaves, and the
sultan rebuked him saying that he
was too rich. To show the man exact
ly what he was worth, his majesty had
him taken by the soldiers to the slave
market, where he was put up for sale
and received only one bid of eight-
pence. All his property was also taken
from him.. The price which we put
upon ourselves and our fellow men put
upon us are two very different things.
Death by Electricity.
The Digest gives an account of some
experiments on the effect of alternat
ing electric currents on animal organ
isms, described in a paper read before
a recent medical congress at Rome, It
aly, and which corroborate the views
of D' Asonval, referred to recently. The
current used was an alternating one,
and it was found that animals sub
jected to from fifteen hundred to two
thousand volts were not easily killed,
and that death resulted mostly from
asphyxia caused by the sudden stop
page of respiration. Frequently breath
ing started again spontaneously, and
the animal recovered completely. In
no case was there any physiological
change noted, though in a few there
were mechanical lesions, in themselves
cause for death. This further confirm
ation of D'Arsonval's formula, "A man
shocked by electricity should be treat
ed as if drowned," renders it still more
important that the electrician should
make himself acquainted with the prop
er means of resuscitation from the ef
fects of electric shock.
A Momentous Proceeding.
in Mr. Montague s "Tales of a
Nomad" he says that in . the old days
the Boer seldom used his pen, but
when he did there was a regular com
motion in the house. "Hush. Be quiet
all of you. Drive out the ducks and
the geese, and the pigs and the fowls.
Father is going to write his name."
'And then the old gentleman, with el
bows squared on the table, would
seize the pen with a flourish,' and put
ting on a determined look, as if he
were going to tackle an adversary,
would bend down his head until it
nearly touched his left arm, write his
name with many a splutter, and then,
throwing down the pen and pushing
the chair, would look round with an
air of mingled pride .and resignation
and say: . ."I have done it."
HAD ENOUGH OF SUBSTITUTES.
Homemade Bootblacklnar and the Embar
rassment It Caused a Texas Wooer.
Some gentlemen were discussing cur
rent topics in the lobby of the St.
George the other evening, when hopfen
weiss, the new prohibition substitute
for beer, was drawn into the discussion,
says the Baltimore News. - Some had
tried the new drink and pronounced, it
equal in point of flavor to the genuine
article, and various opinions were ex
changed relative to the right of persons
to sell it in local option communities.
"I am not competent to venture an
opinion upon that phase of the ques
tion," said one of' the party, "but as a
rule the man who monkeys with sub
stitutes usually comes to grief in one
way or another. At any rate, that is
my experience, and I will give you a
case in point. In the early days of
Texas, when few of the modern con
veniences that we now enjoy were ob
tainable, I was living in the country,
working on a farm. A man named
Brown lived near my father's. Well,
one day I learned that a couple of
young ladies were visiting Mr. Urown
and family. Of course, now. I would
have to go over and see the young,
ladies! I had a tolerable good suit of
clothes, but my shoes were consider
ably worn, and never .having come in
contact with blacking, very naturally
were tough and unpleasant to the
sight. So I set about trying to hit up
on schemes whereby I could improve
the complexion of my shoes. Finally
an idea struck me and I smiled tri
umphantly as I congratulated myself
on my shrewdness. I would take some
soot from the chimney, use molasses as
a vehicle, as the druggists say, and
polish, up my shoes with the compound.
The soot would certainly make the
shoes black enough and the molasses
would hold it on. Capital idea. There
fore I got to work and soon had my
substitute . ready and applied to the
shoes.
"The effect was not to say artistic,
but it made the shoes black, and that
was the end. I sought to achieve. A
short walk soon brought me to our
neighbor's, where the girls were visit
ing, and on my arrival I was invited
into the room which did service as a
parlor. The young ladies and I had
exchanged a few compliments relative
to the weather when I unconsciously
shifted my foot on the floor. Then my
heart sank within me and I cursed the
day that my inventive talent got the
upper hand of me and I monkeyed
with substitutes, for when I moved my
foot a swarm of flies filled the room
and roared like bees. They had been
after the molasses on my shoes, and
the shifting of my foot had put them
to flight. I felt that my face was get
ting unbecomingly red and my nerve
began to fail me, but I made a heroic
effort to renew the conversation and
stand my ground. But it was useless.
I could see that the girls were all but
dying to laugh, and reenforcements of
flies were constantly appearing upon
the scene. They roared and buzzed
and fought each other for first place
on my shoes. Directly I heard Mrs,
Brown from the other room say: 'John
nie, I think I hear the bees swarming-.
Go out and see about them.' That was
too much, and, gathering-nip my hat, I
bade the young- ladies a hurried good
day and departed, enveloped in a halo
of flies as big as a balloon. As I closed
the gate behind me I heard Johnnie
shout: 'Maw, the bees ain't a swarm
in'; they're after that young feller
what just left here. He's been stealin'
honey and theyre after him about it.
Wush they'd sting the triflin' rascal to
death, I do.' Xo, gentlemen, no sub
stitutes for me, please. The bare men
tion of them makes my hair pull."
FIRST STRIKE ON RECORD.
Roman Flute Players, B. C. 300, Successful
ly Resented Exclusion from a Banquet.
Livy, in his famous book, "The An
nals," ix., 30, relates in the following
suggestive words the story of a singular
strike which occurred at Rome in the
year 300 B. C, and was probably the
first strike ever known:
"That year occurred an event lit
tle worthy of being related and which
I would pass in silence had it not ap
peared as involving religion. The flute
players, dissatisfied because the latest
censors had forbidden them to take
part in the banquet in Jupiter's tem
ple, according to the ancient custom,
withdrew, every one of them, to Tibur,
so that nobody was left at Rome to
play during the sacrifices. This inci
dent shocked the religious sentiment
of the senate, and the senators sent
messengers to invite the inhabitants of
Tibur to make every effort in order
that the players should be restored to
the Romans. The Tiburtines, having
promised not to neglect anything
necessary ior tnat purpose, caused the
flute players to come to the place
where the senate met and exhorted
them to go back to Rome. Seeing that
they could not prevail upon them to do
so they employed a stratagem in keep
ing with their character. On a day of
lestivai, under the pretext that music
would increase the joy of the feast.
every citizen invited the flute plavers
individually to his house, and wine, of
wUich people of that profession are
usually fond, was given to them in
such quantities that they fell into a
deep sleep. They were thrown- into
wagons and transported to Rome,
They only became aware of what had
happened on the day after, when dawn
surprised them lying on the carts.
which had been left in the forum. A
large crowd had assembled and they
were induced to promise that they
would remain at Rome. The right of
attending the banquets was restored to
these flute players."
Royalty and Home Industry.
The ladies of the British royal family
show a commendable feeling in their
patronage of home industries. Sev
eral of them wore British silks at the
court this summer, and now the queen
has ordered some Irish poplins for the
trousseau of Princess Alix of Hesse, the
bride-to-be of the czarowitz of Russia.
They are supplied by a Dublin firm,
and the designs contain small gold
shamrocks in profusion.
Mexican
-
Mustang
Liniment
for
Burns,
Caked & Inflamed Udders.
Piles,
Rheumatic Pains,
Bruises and Strains.
Running Sores,
Inflammations,
Stiff joints,
Harness & Saddle Sores.
Sciatica,
Lumbago,
Scalds,
Blisters,
Insect Bites,
All Cattle Ailments,
All Horse Ailments,
All Sheep Ailments,
Penetrates Muscle,
Membrane and Tissue
Quickly to the Very
Seat of Pain and
Ousts it in a Jiffy.
Rub in Vigorously.
Mustang Liniment conquers
Pain,
Makes flan or Beast well
again.
"The Regulator Line"
Tie Dalles, Portland ani Astoria
Navigation Co.
THROUGH
Freigfii ana Passenger Line
Through Daily Trips (Sundays ex
cepted) between The Dalles and Port
land. Steamer Regulator leaves The
Dalies at 7 a.m., connectingat the Jas
cade Locks with Steamer Dalles City,
Steamer Dalles City leaves Portland
(Yamhill st. dock) at 6 a. m., connect
ing with Steamer Regulator for The
Dalles.
PA8SKNC1KK RATES.
One way
Round trip.
.$3 XX)
. 3.00
Freight Rates Greatly Reduced.
All freight, except car lots,
will be brought through,, with
out delay at Cascades.
Shipments for Portland received at
any time day or night. Shipments for
way landings must be delivered before
o p. m. lave stocfe snipments souctea.
Call on or address,
W. C. ALLAWAY,
Qenerml Agent.
B. F. LAUGH LIN,
General Manager.
THE-DALLES.
OREGON
J F. FORD, Evanplist,
Of Des Moines, Iowa, writes under date ol
March 23, 1893:
S. B. Med. Mfg. Co.,
Dufur, Oregon.
Qentlemen :
On arriving home' last week, I found
all well and anxiously awaiting. Our
little girl, eight and one-half years old,
who had wasted away to 38 pounds, is
now well, strong and vigorous, and well
fleshed up. S. B. Cough Cure has done
its work well. Both of the children like
it. Your S. B. Cough Cure has cured
and kept away all hoarseness from me.
So give it to every one, with greetings
for all. Wishing you prosperity, we are
Yours, Me. & Mas. J. F. Fobs.
If yon wish to feel fresh and cheerful, and ready
for the Spring's work, cleanse your system with
the Headache and liver Cure, by taking two or
three doses each week.
Bold under a positive guarantee.
50 cents per bottle by all druggists.
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
TJ. S. Land Office, The Dalles, Or., (
August 11, 1894. i
Notice ps hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice of his intention
to make final proof in support of his claim, and
that said proof will be made before the register
and receiver of the TJi S. Land office at The
Dalles, Or., on Sept. 28, 1894, viz:
Alvln K. Lake,
H. E. No. 4512, for the NW NEJi, Sec. 35,
SW, SEJ and E4, BWJ Sec. 26, T4S.EUE.
He names the following witnesses to prove his
continuous residence upon and cultivation of
said land, viz. :
J. R. Woodcock, I. D. Driver, S. G. Ledford, of
Wamic; T. J. Driver, of The Dalles.
, JAS. F. MOORE,
, , . Register.
for York Weekly Tril
Danes WeBKin oniomeie
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gions north of The Dalles, hence it is the best
medium for advertisers in the Inland Empire.
The Daily Chronicle is published every eve
ning in the week Sundays excepted at $6.00 per
annum. The Weekly Chronicle on Fridays of
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For advertising rates, subscriptions, etc., address .
THE CHRONICLE PUBLISHING CO.,
Tlie Dalles, Orogon.
There is a tide in the affairs of men which, taken at its flfHMX
leads on to fortune."
The poet unquestionably had reference to the
Clnsii-fliit liii fc-
at CRANDALL
Who are selling tbe&e sroods
M1CHKLUACH I5KICK.
D. BUNNELL,
Work. Tin nenasrs ann Roofing
Pipe
MAINS TAPPED
on Third Street, next door west of Young & Kust1
Blacksmith Shop.
THE CELEBRATED
COLUMBIA BREWERY,
AUGUST BUCHLER, Prop'r.
This well-known Brewery ia now turning oat the beet Beer and Porter
east of the Cascades. The latest appliances for the manufacture of good health
ful Beer have been introduced, and ony the first-class article will be placed oa
he market.
lane
- $1.75.
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& BURGET'S,
out at greatly-reduced rates.
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UNDER PRESSURE.