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A sedentary occupation,
plenty of sitting down and not
much exercise, ought to have
Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets
to go with it. They abso
lutely' and permanently cure
Constipation. One tiny, sugar
coated Pellet is a corrective, a
regulator, a gentle laxative.
They're the smallest, the easi
est to take, and the most
natural remedy no reaction
afterward. Sick Headache,
Bilious Headache, Indigestion,
Bilious Attacks, and all ' stom
ach and bowel derangements
are prevented, relieved and
cured.
A great many medicines "relieve"
Catarrh in the Head. That means
that it's driven from the head into
the throat and lungs. But, by its
mild, soothing, cleansing and healing
properties, Dr. Sage's Catarrh Rem
edy perfectly and permanently cures.
Kenneth Bazemore had the good for
tune to receive a small bottle of Cham
berlain's Colic, Cholera, and Diarrhoea
Remedy when three members of his
iamily were eick with dysentery. This
one small bottle cured them all and he
had some left which he gave to Geo. W.
Baker, a prominent merchant of the
place, Lewiston. N. C., and it cured
him of the same complaint. When
troubled with dysentery, diarrhoea, colic
or cholera morbus, give this remedy a
trial and you will be more than pleased
' with the result. The praise that natur
ally follows its introduction and use has
made it very popular. 25 and 50 cent
bottles for sale by Blakely & Houghton,
druggists.
Bride stealing' or abduction is pun
ishable by heavy penalties in all the
Btates.
Dubino the last twenty years in Eng
land there were 4,872,000 marriages and
6,587 divorces.
Deafness Cannot be Cured
By local applications, as they cannot
reach the diseased portion of the ear.
There is only one way to cure Deafness,
and that is by -constitutional remedies.
Deafness is caused by an inflamed con
dition of the mucous lining of the
Eustachian Tube. When this tube gets
inflamed you have a rumbling sound or
imperfect hearing, and when it is entirely
closed Deafness is the result, aud unless
the inflammation can be taken out and
this tube restored to its normal condi
tion, hearing will be destroyed forever;
mine cass out of ten are caused by
catarrh, which is nothing but an in
flamed condition of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for
any case of Deafness (.caused by catarrh)
that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh
Cure. Send for circulars, free.
F. J. CHENEY & Co., Toledo, O.
WSold by Druggists, 75c.
In this world truth can wait. She is
used to it. Douglas .Terrold.
Address makes opportunities; the
want of it gives them. Bovee.
"I know an old soldier who had
chronic diarrhoea ot long standing to
have been permanently cured by taking
Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy," says Edward Shnm
pik, a prominent druggist of Minnea
polis, Minn. "I have sold the remedy
in this city for seven years and consider
it superior to any other medicine now
on the market for bowel complaints."
- 25 and 50 cent bottles of this remedy
for sale by Blakely & Houghton drug
gists. Who doubts it? Underground water
ing wiU soon win the day.
Some of our best edible fungi are
round among the lioletus family.
My boy was taken with a disease re
sembling bloody flux. The first thing I
thought of was Chamberlain's Colic,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy. Two
doses of it settled the matter and cured
him sound and well. I heartily recom
mend this remedy to all persons suffer
ing from a like complaint. I will an
swer any inquiries regarding it when
stamp is inclosed. I refer to any county
official as to my reliability. ' Wm. Roach,
J. P., Primroy, Campbell Co., Tenn.
For sale by Blakely & Houghton drug
gist. Lost! Five Dollars Reward.
Strayed from my west pasture, one
iron-grey horse, branded (half circle)
on left shoulder and two S's crossed on
right shoulder ; rather thin cinch sore
on left ribs ; foretop roached back to the
place for halter. Probably went tow
ards Tygh Ridge. Will give $5 reward
for his return to me at my ranch, or a
liberal reward for any information lead
ing to bis recovery.,
A. S. Robebt8,
lm w Prospect Ranch.
- Oct Your Money.
All county warrants registered prior
to August 1, 1890, will be paid on pre
sentation at my office. Interest ceases
after July 12th. Wm. Michell,
County Treasurer.
BROWN GOT THE MONUMENT.
And as He Had Been a Good Fellow, the
Boys Said He Deserved It.
At a little settlement on the Indian
river, Florida, before the railroad was
built, lived a penniless, good hearted
fellow of the name of John Brown.
When Brown got any money he would
divide it to the last cent with his
friends among the boys, and of course
the boys liked him. One day the boys
found Brown dead in the woods. They
dug him a grave, rolled him in a horse
blanket and let him down in it and
then drank several bottles of east coast
bitters to his health and expressed the
hope that whatever new climate he
was in he would be healthy-
Some time later than that a stranger
came among them. He died and, as the
weather was too warm to ship his body
off, he was buried next to Brown. A
week or two passed and the relatives
of the deceased stranger sent down
money to erect a monument over the
grave of the stranger. .
The boys took the thing in hand and
discussed it pro and con. They came to
the conclusion that Brown was a
"durned" sight better fellow in every
way than the stranger and more en
titled to a monument, so one night
they went out and swapped the men
from one grave to the other. As a re
sult Brown, the ne'er-do-well Bohe
mian and all around good fellow, sleeps
beneath a handsome marble monument
and the rich stranger lies in ' an un
marked grave.
SHARPS ON THE DEEP.
Poker Flayers Who Swindle Ocean Trav
elers. The Atlantic steamers are a- fruitful
field for the crooked poker players.
Here is a specimen of the way this
game is worked: A well-known New
Yorker told the story, but stipulated
that the name of the victim was to be
suppressed. v
"A certain New York millionaire," he
said, "A-ho is known to be more or less
susceptible to the blandishments of
women, was crossing the Atlantic alone
on a Cunarder. A lovely woman made
iis acquaintance, which, you know, is
Jie easiest thing in the world on ship
ooard. They became very friendly and
she introduced him to her husband. I
don't know whether he was really her
husband, but he passed as such for that
trip, at all events.
"This 'husband' was one of the com
placent sort. He offered no objection
when the millionaire flirted desperately
with his 'wife.'
."The millionaire, thinking it would
pay him to stand in with the 'husband,'
willingly acquiesced when a game of
poker was suggested. Of course, the
'husband' had a few friends, who were
also in the game.
"Well, they used to play every night
on that trip and a large part of the day.
The susceptible millionaire dropped a
pile of money how much I don't know
but he paid very dearly for his sus
ceptibility that trip."
TOOK A MEAN ADVANTAGE.
The Engaged Man Insisted on Kissing: His
Fiancee In a Street Car.
A young man and a young woman
changed from a Belt line to a Four
teenth street car at the avenue, Wash
ington, and sat in one of the seats in
the first car. He was carrying an over
coat and a satchel and was evidently
going away. She wore a shirt waist
and a dark skirt, as if starting out on
a shopping expedition. Just before
they reached Sixth street he leaned
over her and said, quietly, so quietly
that only the Post reporter back of
them could hear: "I am going to kiss
you good-by when I leave the car."
"Oh! please don't," she said, appeal
ingly; "not before all these people."
But he was decided and said, persist
ently: "Yes I shall; so raise yeur veil.
If you try to resist people will see it
and wonder about it, and they will look
at you all the way up-town after I get
off."
She glanced up shyly and then slow
ly raised her veil. He bent over her
and kissed her and no one in the car
looked up. A few people wondered
why she was so anxious to show the
diamond ring on her left hand, but no
' body but the reporter appreciated the
fact that she was trying to justify the
kissing -by means of an engagement
ring.
BRITTISH "DRUMMERS."
Some Minor Differences from the Ameri
can Commercial Traveler.
The commercial traveler in England
is little different from his Ameriean
brother, pursuing the same line of pol
icy in "getting there" so far as secur
ing trade is concerned, says Hardware.
His invariable rule, however, is that
his first price given to a local merchant
is his last and- only one. There is no
going in the morning with an offer,
and then in the afternoon with an ex
tra inducement to make the trade.
This being the invariable rule, it saves
much labor and apprehension in the
mind of the buyer that he has not done
so well as he -could have done with
more diplomacy.
Everj'thing is done for the comfort
of the traveler, and at the hotels a
special department called the com
mercial room is set apart for his ex
clusive use. In this room smoking is
prohibited until nine p. m., a place be
ing devoted to that purpose at other
times.' The traveler takes his meals
in the commercial room, the dinner be
ing a set affair in which all travelers
in the house generally participate.
The oldest man is at the head of the
table, and is called the president; while
at the foot is the youngest man, and
he is termed vice president.
Wllhelm's Title.
The actual title of Wilhelm II. is
"German Emperor," and not "Emperor
of Germany." The German empire is a
confederacy consisting of four king
doms, five grand duchies, five duchies,
seven principalities and four free cities.
Within its own limits each state is a
sovereign, except as to its army and its
power of coining money and imposing
duties, in which matters the imperial
government controls, as well as in all
international matters.' '
HAIL FORMED BY TORNADOES.
The Result of Whirlwinds in the Atmos
phere Far Above the Earth.
The fact that hail is formed at an
indefinite but, in most cases, a great
height above the surface of the earth,
and that it is commonly'- precipitated
when storms are raging, has prevented
any direct observation of the process of
freezing the vapor of the atmosphere
into ice pellets or large .masses, and
what has been decided regarding the
phenomena of hailstorms is almost
wholly the work of theory and logic.
Nevertheless some points are pretty
clearly established. - C
In the first place, hail .is the result,
as a rule, of whirling or tornado-like
storms. There may be no whirling on
the surface of the earth but, according
to the Cleveland Leader, it seems 'cer
tain that in the higher regions of the
air, where hail is formed, there is al
ways an atmospheric disturbance re
sembling what is commonly called a
cyclone when it sweeps the ground. A
curious indication of the soundness of
this conclusion was to be noted the
other afternoon, when the storm which
wrought such havoc with skylights
had passed by. Out over the lake
there was a great mass of cloud, very
high and dark, which had the form of
an oval race track of enormous propor
tions. It might easily have been fifty
miles in length and two-thirds that
distance in width. The formation of
the cloud mass was noticeably such as
might have resulted from the violent
whirling around a moving center of the
whole bulk of cloud vapor. The ap
pearance of the sky was thoroughly in
harmony with the accepted theory of
the formation of hail. It is helieved
that the nucleus of a large hailstone is
usually a bit of snow or snow-like ice,
which falls from the snow strata, or
level, above the rain level, into the lat
ter, and is caught up with a cloud of
raindrops and mists into the higher
freezing regions of the atmosphere by
the force of a whirlwind. The rain
and water in the form of mist, which
clings to the snow nucleus, or touches
it as it is whirled swiftly up into . tho
intense cold, freezes around it as clear
and solid ice. '
HOOKED A BEE MARTEN.
He Was Fishing for Tront, Bat Uot a Bite
of Another Sort.
"A strange thing happened to, me
when I was trout fishing last year up
in northern New York," said Andrew
Bishop, of Bridgeport, Conn., to a
Washington Star man. "The fish were
very wary, the stream was narrow, and
the pools were but lightly bordered
with bushes or cover of any kind, con
sequently when I would reach a prom
ising looking spot I would' get as far
from the bank as possible, aud at the
same time be able to drop my fly over
in the water. I had followed this plan
with poor success, getting only one or
two strikes in as many hours, when sud
denly my line began to run out with a
whirr. No trout had ever carried off a
fly for me in such a way before, and I
was nonplussed, but in a moment I saw
that it was not a fish that was making
my reel sing. . Rising from the surface
of the stream ana nying a Dove it was a
bee marten which had gobbled my -flv
as I cast it over the bank, and he was
making away with it. The bird soon
had nearly all my line out, and not
caring to lose it,I began to play him as I
would play a fish. He struggled gamely,
I tell you, but the hook had caught in
his beak and held him firmly. At last,
after a full hour of fighting, the bird
fluttered helplessly to the ground, and
I released him. You may think that "s
a nsh story, but it s true."
HE TAUGHT HER A LESSON.
One Wife Will Not Again Trouble Any
body fcr a Spool of Silk.
. One summer the wife of a Chicago
man went to one of the resorts. At the
end of a week she found that her black
silk had given out, so she wrote her
husband to "find a spool of it in the
lower drawer of the bureau" and send
it on. The dutiful husband spent three
solid hours one hot day before he
found the missing spool. Of course, it
was not where his wife had said it was.
After he had changed his saturated
linen the man went down and sent the
spool by registered mail to his wife.
That night it struck him as absurd that
she should have put him to all that
trouble, and he resolved to teach her a
lesson. He thought that with a little
effort she might have found some silk
at the summer resort that would have
answered her purpose. Well, he bought
a gross jof spool silk and put it in a
drawer of his desk. The next time she
left town she found a spool of black
silk under her plate at the place where
she took her first meal, and ever since
then she has been followed by a spool of
silk, even to Europe. Wherever she
may stop she finds the spool at her
plate or on her dresser. She has learned
the lesson.
Irish Hulls.
A recent number of London Truth
has compiled the following specimens
of Irish bulls: Irish Professor in Chem
istry "The substance you see in this
vial is the most deadly of all poisons.
A single drop placed upon the tongue
of a cat is enough to kill the strongest
man." A lady, invited to a very re
cherche musical party, had met with
an accident to her front teeth which
there was no time to repair. She said:
"I will come, and as I dare not open
my mouth, you must tell your friends I
am deaf and dumb, but appreciate mu
sic." A young lieutenant going out to
India with his regiment, writing home
about the country, says: "The climate
is magnificent, but a lot of young fel
lows come out here and drink and eat
and eat and drink, and die, and then
write home and say it was the climate
that did it."
Montezuma's Watch.
This curious basaltic stone, now in
the cathedral of Mexico, is cut into
figures that are supposed to represent
the Mexican calendar or division of
time. It weighs about twenty-four
tons, and its age is conjectured to be
a considerable period anterior to the
Spanish occupation of that portion of
America.
"The Regulator Line"
The Dalles, Fo.illaM -ani itoria
Navigation Co.
THROUGH
Freigm and Passenger Line
Through Daily- Trips (Sundays ex
cepted) between The Dalles and Port
land. Steamer Regulator leaves The
Dalles at 7 a.m., connecting at the Cas
cade Locks with Steamer Dalles City.
Steamer Dalles City leaves Portland
(Yamhill at. dock) at 6 a. m., connect
ing with Steamer Regulator for The
Dalles.
PAMHBXMBK KATES.
V
Oneway 20
Round trip 3.00
Freight Rates Greatly Reduced.
All freight, except car lots,
will be brought through, with
out delay at Cascades.
Shipments for Portland received at
any time day or night. Shipmente for
way landings must be delivered before
5 p.m. Live stock shipments solicted.
Call on or address,
W. C. ALLAWAY,
General Agent.
B. F. LAUGHLIN,
General Manager.
THE-DALLES,
OREGON
J. F. FORD, Evangelist
Of Des Moines, Iowa, writes under date oj
March 23, 1893:
S. B. Md. Mfg. Co.,
Dufur, Oregon.
Gentlemen :"
On arriving home last week, I found
all well and anxiously awaiting. Our
little girl, eight and one-half years old,
who had wasted away to 38 pounds, is
now well, strong and vigorous, and well
fleshed up. S. B. Cough Cure has done
its work well. Both of the children like
it. Your S. B. Cough Cure has cured
and kept away all hoarseness from me.
So give it to every one, with greetings
for all. Wishing you prosperity, we are
. Yours, Ms. & Mbs. J. F. Fokd.
If you wish to feel fresh and cheerful, and read;
for the Spring's work, cleanse your system with
the Headache and Liver Cure, by taking two or
three doses each week.
Sold under a positive guarantee.
SO cents per bottle by all druggists.
SHERIFF'S SALE.
Notice is hereby given that under and by virtue
01 an execution, issued out ot tie circuit uourc
of the State of Oregon for Wasco Countv, on the
21st day of July, 1894, upon a decree given and
rendered in said court on toe 7th day of July,
1894, in a cause wherein ft. V. Bolton was plaiu
tiff and Emily B. Rinehart and Savre Rinehart,
Earle Rinehart, Carl Rinehart and Phillip Rine
hart. minors, bv their tniardian ad litem. W. H.
Hobson, were defendants, and to me directed
and delivered, and commanding me to satisfy
the sum of $2180.00, with interest thereon at the
rate of 8 per cent, per annum from said 7 th day
of July, 1894, and $220.00 attorney's fees and
$38.15 costs of suit and accruing costs, by selling,
in the manner provided by law for the sale of
real property, all of the right, title and interest
of said defendants, Emily B. Rinehart, Savre
Rinehart, Earle Rinehart, Carl Rinehart and
Phillip Rinehart in and to lots "G," "H" and
"I," in Dufur's Grand View Addition to Dalles
City, in Warco County. State of Oregon, accord
ing to the official plat thereof as the same ap
pears of record within and for said County and
State; I will on Thursday, August 23d, 1894, at
the hour of 10 o'clock a. m., at the court house
door in Dalles City, in said County and State,
seU at public auction to the highest bidder for
cash in hand, all the right, title and interest of
the said defendants in and to the above named
and described premises or so much thereof as
may be necessary ti satisfy the sums above
namea.
Dalles City, Oregon, July 23d, 1894.
T J. DRIVER,
jly26-6t. Sheriff of Wasco County, Oregon.
SHERIFF'S SALE.
Pursuant to the command of a writ of execu
tion issued out of the Circuit Court of the State
of Onyron for Wasco Countv in a suit therein
pending wherein L. L. McCartney is plaintiff
ana jonn Adam ana J. a. naignt are aeiena
ants, dated August 2d, 1894, commanding me to
sell all the right, title and interest of said de
fendants and each of them in and to the south
east quarter of section nine, township two south,
of range lourteen east, W. M., to satisfy the sum
of $921.70 and interest thereon from June 26th,
1894, at the rate of ten per cent per annnm ana
the further sum of $00.00 attorney's fees and the
sum of $26.23 costs and disbursements, due to
said plaintiff from said defendant John Adams,
and to apply the surplus if any in payment of
the sum of $313.55 and interest thereon at the
rate of ten ter cent, ner annum from said June
26th, 1894, and $40.0 1 attorney's fee, due from the
defendant John Adams to the delandaut C. E.
Halght, I will, on Saturday the 8th day of Sept
ember, 1894, at the hour of 2 o'clock in the after
noon, at .the courthouse door in Dalles City,
Oregon, sell all of said above described real
property at public sale to the highest bidder for
casn in nana. i. xjniYnxi,
aug4-5t. Sheriff of Wasco County, Or.
House
Moving I
Andrew Velarde
IS prepared to do any and all
kinds of work in his line at
reasonable figures. Has the
' largest house moving outfit
in Haste rn Oregon.
Address P.O.Box 181.Tho Dalles
J-JK. A. DIKTKICH,
Physician and Surgepn,
DUFUR, ORBGON.
S9 AU professional calls promptly attends
o, ay and ni(ht. sptU ,
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There is a tide in the affairs of men which, taken at its JIQ06
leads on to fortune"
The poet unquestionably had reference to the
Clos Mil m ii
m ForiiU Carpel
at CRANDALL
Who are selling those goods
MTCHELBACH BRICK.
D. BUNNELL,
Pipe WoiS, Tin ncpairs anil flooring
WAINS TAPPED UNDER PRESSURE.
Chop on Third Street, next door west of Young & Kuss'
Blacksmith Shop. '
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