CM ) A sedentary occupation, plenty of sitting down and not much exercise, ought to have Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets to go with it. They abso lutely' and permanently cure Constipation. One tiny, sugar coated Pellet is a corrective, a regulator, a gentle laxative. They're the smallest, the easi est to take, and the most natural remedy no reaction afterward. Sick Headache, Bilious Headache, Indigestion, Bilious Attacks, and all ' stom ach and bowel derangements are prevented, relieved and cured. A great many medicines "relieve" Catarrh in the Head. That means that it's driven from the head into the throat and lungs. But, by its mild, soothing, cleansing and healing properties, Dr. Sage's Catarrh Rem edy perfectly and permanently cures. Kenneth Bazemore had the good for tune to receive a small bottle of Cham berlain's Colic, Cholera, and Diarrhoea Remedy when three members of his iamily were eick with dysentery. This one small bottle cured them all and he had some left which he gave to Geo. W. Baker, a prominent merchant of the place, Lewiston. N. C., and it cured him of the same complaint. When troubled with dysentery, diarrhoea, colic or cholera morbus, give this remedy a trial and you will be more than pleased ' with the result. The praise that natur ally follows its introduction and use has made it very popular. 25 and 50 cent bottles for sale by Blakely & Houghton, druggists. Bride stealing' or abduction is pun ishable by heavy penalties in all the Btates. Dubino the last twenty years in Eng land there were 4,872,000 marriages and 6,587 divorces. Deafness Cannot be Cured By local applications, as they cannot reach the diseased portion of the ear. There is only one way to cure Deafness, and that is by -constitutional remedies. Deafness is caused by an inflamed con dition of the mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When this tube gets inflamed you have a rumbling sound or imperfect hearing, and when it is entirely closed Deafness is the result, aud unless the inflammation can be taken out and this tube restored to its normal condi tion, hearing will be destroyed forever; mine cass out of ten are caused by catarrh, which is nothing but an in flamed condition of the mucous surfaces. We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case of Deafness (.caused by catarrh) that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars, free. F. J. CHENEY & Co., Toledo, O. WSold by Druggists, 75c. In this world truth can wait. She is used to it. Douglas .Terrold. Address makes opportunities; the want of it gives them. Bovee. "I know an old soldier who had chronic diarrhoea ot long standing to have been permanently cured by taking Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy," says Edward Shnm pik, a prominent druggist of Minnea polis, Minn. "I have sold the remedy in this city for seven years and consider it superior to any other medicine now on the market for bowel complaints." - 25 and 50 cent bottles of this remedy for sale by Blakely & Houghton drug gists. Who doubts it? Underground water ing wiU soon win the day. Some of our best edible fungi are round among the lioletus family. My boy was taken with a disease re sembling bloody flux. The first thing I thought of was Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy. Two doses of it settled the matter and cured him sound and well. I heartily recom mend this remedy to all persons suffer ing from a like complaint. I will an swer any inquiries regarding it when stamp is inclosed. I refer to any county official as to my reliability. ' Wm. Roach, J. P., Primroy, Campbell Co., Tenn. For sale by Blakely & Houghton drug gist. Lost! Five Dollars Reward. Strayed from my west pasture, one iron-grey horse, branded (half circle) on left shoulder and two S's crossed on right shoulder ; rather thin cinch sore on left ribs ; foretop roached back to the place for halter. Probably went tow ards Tygh Ridge. Will give $5 reward for his return to me at my ranch, or a liberal reward for any information lead ing to bis recovery., A. S. Robebt8, lm w Prospect Ranch. - Oct Your Money. All county warrants registered prior to August 1, 1890, will be paid on pre sentation at my office. Interest ceases after July 12th. Wm. Michell, County Treasurer. BROWN GOT THE MONUMENT. And as He Had Been a Good Fellow, the Boys Said He Deserved It. At a little settlement on the Indian river, Florida, before the railroad was built, lived a penniless, good hearted fellow of the name of John Brown. When Brown got any money he would divide it to the last cent with his friends among the boys, and of course the boys liked him. One day the boys found Brown dead in the woods. They dug him a grave, rolled him in a horse blanket and let him down in it and then drank several bottles of east coast bitters to his health and expressed the hope that whatever new climate he was in he would be healthy- Some time later than that a stranger came among them. He died and, as the weather was too warm to ship his body off, he was buried next to Brown. A week or two passed and the relatives of the deceased stranger sent down money to erect a monument over the grave of the stranger. . The boys took the thing in hand and discussed it pro and con. They came to the conclusion that Brown was a "durned" sight better fellow in every way than the stranger and more en titled to a monument, so one night they went out and swapped the men from one grave to the other. As a re sult Brown, the ne'er-do-well Bohe mian and all around good fellow, sleeps beneath a handsome marble monument and the rich stranger lies in ' an un marked grave. SHARPS ON THE DEEP. Poker Flayers Who Swindle Ocean Trav elers. The Atlantic steamers are a- fruitful field for the crooked poker players. Here is a specimen of the way this game is worked: A well-known New Yorker told the story, but stipulated that the name of the victim was to be suppressed. v "A certain New York millionaire," he said, "A-ho is known to be more or less susceptible to the blandishments of women, was crossing the Atlantic alone on a Cunarder. A lovely woman made iis acquaintance, which, you know, is Jie easiest thing in the world on ship ooard. They became very friendly and she introduced him to her husband. I don't know whether he was really her husband, but he passed as such for that trip, at all events. "This 'husband' was one of the com placent sort. He offered no objection when the millionaire flirted desperately with his 'wife.' ."The millionaire, thinking it would pay him to stand in with the 'husband,' willingly acquiesced when a game of poker was suggested. Of course, the 'husband' had a few friends, who were also in the game. "Well, they used to play every night on that trip and a large part of the day. The susceptible millionaire dropped a pile of money how much I don't know but he paid very dearly for his sus ceptibility that trip." TOOK A MEAN ADVANTAGE. The Engaged Man Insisted on Kissing: His Fiancee In a Street Car. A young man and a young woman changed from a Belt line to a Four teenth street car at the avenue, Wash ington, and sat in one of the seats in the first car. He was carrying an over coat and a satchel and was evidently going away. She wore a shirt waist and a dark skirt, as if starting out on a shopping expedition. Just before they reached Sixth street he leaned over her and said, quietly, so quietly that only the Post reporter back of them could hear: "I am going to kiss you good-by when I leave the car." "Oh! please don't," she said, appeal ingly; "not before all these people." But he was decided and said, persist ently: "Yes I shall; so raise yeur veil. If you try to resist people will see it and wonder about it, and they will look at you all the way up-town after I get off." She glanced up shyly and then slow ly raised her veil. He bent over her and kissed her and no one in the car looked up. A few people wondered why she was so anxious to show the diamond ring on her left hand, but no ' body but the reporter appreciated the fact that she was trying to justify the kissing -by means of an engagement ring. BRITTISH "DRUMMERS." Some Minor Differences from the Ameri can Commercial Traveler. The commercial traveler in England is little different from his Ameriean brother, pursuing the same line of pol icy in "getting there" so far as secur ing trade is concerned, says Hardware. His invariable rule, however, is that his first price given to a local merchant is his last and- only one. There is no going in the morning with an offer, and then in the afternoon with an ex tra inducement to make the trade. This being the invariable rule, it saves much labor and apprehension in the mind of the buyer that he has not done so well as he -could have done with more diplomacy. Everj'thing is done for the comfort of the traveler, and at the hotels a special department called the com mercial room is set apart for his ex clusive use. In this room smoking is prohibited until nine p. m., a place be ing devoted to that purpose at other times.' The traveler takes his meals in the commercial room, the dinner be ing a set affair in which all travelers in the house generally participate. The oldest man is at the head of the table, and is called the president; while at the foot is the youngest man, and he is termed vice president. Wllhelm's Title. The actual title of Wilhelm II. is "German Emperor," and not "Emperor of Germany." The German empire is a confederacy consisting of four king doms, five grand duchies, five duchies, seven principalities and four free cities. Within its own limits each state is a sovereign, except as to its army and its power of coining money and imposing duties, in which matters the imperial government controls, as well as in all international matters.' ' HAIL FORMED BY TORNADOES. The Result of Whirlwinds in the Atmos phere Far Above the Earth. The fact that hail is formed at an indefinite but, in most cases, a great height above the surface of the earth, and that it is commonly'- precipitated when storms are raging, has prevented any direct observation of the process of freezing the vapor of the atmosphere into ice pellets or large .masses, and what has been decided regarding the phenomena of hailstorms is almost wholly the work of theory and logic. Nevertheless some points are pretty clearly established. - C In the first place, hail .is the result, as a rule, of whirling or tornado-like storms. There may be no whirling on the surface of the earth but, according to the Cleveland Leader, it seems 'cer tain that in the higher regions of the air, where hail is formed, there is al ways an atmospheric disturbance re sembling what is commonly called a cyclone when it sweeps the ground. A curious indication of the soundness of this conclusion was to be noted the other afternoon, when the storm which wrought such havoc with skylights had passed by. Out over the lake there was a great mass of cloud, very high and dark, which had the form of an oval race track of enormous propor tions. It might easily have been fifty miles in length and two-thirds that distance in width. The formation of the cloud mass was noticeably such as might have resulted from the violent whirling around a moving center of the whole bulk of cloud vapor. The ap pearance of the sky was thoroughly in harmony with the accepted theory of the formation of hail. It is helieved that the nucleus of a large hailstone is usually a bit of snow or snow-like ice, which falls from the snow strata, or level, above the rain level, into the lat ter, and is caught up with a cloud of raindrops and mists into the higher freezing regions of the atmosphere by the force of a whirlwind. The rain and water in the form of mist, which clings to the snow nucleus, or touches it as it is whirled swiftly up into . tho intense cold, freezes around it as clear and solid ice. ' HOOKED A BEE MARTEN. He Was Fishing for Tront, Bat Uot a Bite of Another Sort. "A strange thing happened to, me when I was trout fishing last year up in northern New York," said Andrew Bishop, of Bridgeport, Conn., to a Washington Star man. "The fish were very wary, the stream was narrow, and the pools were but lightly bordered with bushes or cover of any kind, con sequently when I would reach a prom ising looking spot I would' get as far from the bank as possible, aud at the same time be able to drop my fly over in the water. I had followed this plan with poor success, getting only one or two strikes in as many hours, when sud denly my line began to run out with a whirr. No trout had ever carried off a fly for me in such a way before, and I was nonplussed, but in a moment I saw that it was not a fish that was making my reel sing. . Rising from the surface of the stream ana nying a Dove it was a bee marten which had gobbled my -flv as I cast it over the bank, and he was making away with it. The bird soon had nearly all my line out, and not caring to lose it,I began to play him as I would play a fish. He struggled gamely, I tell you, but the hook had caught in his beak and held him firmly. At last, after a full hour of fighting, the bird fluttered helplessly to the ground, and I released him. You may think that "s a nsh story, but it s true." HE TAUGHT HER A LESSON. One Wife Will Not Again Trouble Any body fcr a Spool of Silk. . One summer the wife of a Chicago man went to one of the resorts. At the end of a week she found that her black silk had given out, so she wrote her husband to "find a spool of it in the lower drawer of the bureau" and send it on. The dutiful husband spent three solid hours one hot day before he found the missing spool. Of course, it was not where his wife had said it was. After he had changed his saturated linen the man went down and sent the spool by registered mail to his wife. That night it struck him as absurd that she should have put him to all that trouble, and he resolved to teach her a lesson. He thought that with a little effort she might have found some silk at the summer resort that would have answered her purpose. Well, he bought a gross jof spool silk and put it in a drawer of his desk. The next time she left town she found a spool of black silk under her plate at the place where she took her first meal, and ever since then she has been followed by a spool of silk, even to Europe. Wherever she may stop she finds the spool at her plate or on her dresser. She has learned the lesson. Irish Hulls. A recent number of London Truth has compiled the following specimens of Irish bulls: Irish Professor in Chem istry "The substance you see in this vial is the most deadly of all poisons. A single drop placed upon the tongue of a cat is enough to kill the strongest man." A lady, invited to a very re cherche musical party, had met with an accident to her front teeth which there was no time to repair. She said: "I will come, and as I dare not open my mouth, you must tell your friends I am deaf and dumb, but appreciate mu sic." A young lieutenant going out to India with his regiment, writing home about the country, says: "The climate is magnificent, but a lot of young fel lows come out here and drink and eat and eat and drink, and die, and then write home and say it was the climate that did it." Montezuma's Watch. This curious basaltic stone, now in the cathedral of Mexico, is cut into figures that are supposed to represent the Mexican calendar or division of time. It weighs about twenty-four tons, and its age is conjectured to be a considerable period anterior to the Spanish occupation of that portion of America. "The Regulator Line" The Dalles, Fo.illaM -ani itoria Navigation Co. THROUGH Freigm and Passenger Line Through Daily- Trips (Sundays ex cepted) between The Dalles and Port land. Steamer Regulator leaves The Dalles at 7 a.m., connecting at the Cas cade Locks with Steamer Dalles City. Steamer Dalles City leaves Portland (Yamhill at. dock) at 6 a. m., connect ing with Steamer Regulator for The Dalles. PAMHBXMBK KATES. V Oneway 20 Round trip 3.00 Freight Rates Greatly Reduced. All freight, except car lots, will be brought through, with out delay at Cascades. Shipments for Portland received at any time day or night. Shipmente for way landings must be delivered before 5 p.m. Live stock shipments solicted. Call on or address, W. C. ALLAWAY, General Agent. B. F. LAUGHLIN, General Manager. THE-DALLES, OREGON J. F. FORD, Evangelist Of Des Moines, Iowa, writes under date oj March 23, 1893: S. B. Md. Mfg. Co., Dufur, Oregon. Gentlemen :" On arriving home last week, I found all well and anxiously awaiting. Our little girl, eight and one-half years old, who had wasted away to 38 pounds, is now well, strong and vigorous, and well fleshed up. S. B. Cough Cure has done its work well. Both of the children like it. Your S. B. Cough Cure has cured and kept away all hoarseness from me. So give it to every one, with greetings for all. Wishing you prosperity, we are . Yours, Ms. & Mbs. J. F. Fokd. If you wish to feel fresh and cheerful, and read; for the Spring's work, cleanse your system with the Headache and Liver Cure, by taking two or three doses each week. Sold under a positive guarantee. SO cents per bottle by all druggists. SHERIFF'S SALE. Notice is hereby given that under and by virtue 01 an execution, issued out ot tie circuit uourc of the State of Oregon for Wasco Countv, on the 21st day of July, 1894, upon a decree given and rendered in said court on toe 7th day of July, 1894, in a cause wherein ft. V. Bolton was plaiu tiff and Emily B. Rinehart and Savre Rinehart, Earle Rinehart, Carl Rinehart and Phillip Rine hart. minors, bv their tniardian ad litem. W. H. Hobson, were defendants, and to me directed and delivered, and commanding me to satisfy the sum of $2180.00, with interest thereon at the rate of 8 per cent, per annum from said 7 th day of July, 1894, and $220.00 attorney's fees and $38.15 costs of suit and accruing costs, by selling, in the manner provided by law for the sale of real property, all of the right, title and interest of said defendants, Emily B. Rinehart, Savre Rinehart, Earle Rinehart, Carl Rinehart and Phillip Rinehart in and to lots "G," "H" and "I," in Dufur's Grand View Addition to Dalles City, in Warco County. State of Oregon, accord ing to the official plat thereof as the same ap pears of record within and for said County and State; I will on Thursday, August 23d, 1894, at the hour of 10 o'clock a. m., at the court house door in Dalles City, in said County and State, seU at public auction to the highest bidder for cash in hand, all the right, title and interest of the said defendants in and to the above named and described premises or so much thereof as may be necessary ti satisfy the sums above namea. Dalles City, Oregon, July 23d, 1894. T J. DRIVER, jly26-6t. Sheriff of Wasco County, Oregon. SHERIFF'S SALE. Pursuant to the command of a writ of execu tion issued out of the Circuit Court of the State of Onyron for Wasco Countv in a suit therein pending wherein L. L. McCartney is plaintiff ana jonn Adam ana J. a. naignt are aeiena ants, dated August 2d, 1894, commanding me to sell all the right, title and interest of said de fendants and each of them in and to the south east quarter of section nine, township two south, of range lourteen east, W. M., to satisfy the sum of $921.70 and interest thereon from June 26th, 1894, at the rate of ten per cent per annnm ana the further sum of $00.00 attorney's fees and the sum of $26.23 costs and disbursements, due to said plaintiff from said defendant John Adams, and to apply the surplus if any in payment of the sum of $313.55 and interest thereon at the rate of ten ter cent, ner annum from said June 26th, 1894, and $40.0 1 attorney's fee, due from the defendant John Adams to the delandaut C. E. Halght, I will, on Saturday the 8th day of Sept ember, 1894, at the hour of 2 o'clock in the after noon, at .the courthouse door in Dalles City, Oregon, sell all of said above described real property at public sale to the highest bidder for casn in nana. i. xjniYnxi, aug4-5t. Sheriff of Wasco County, Or. House Moving I Andrew Velarde IS prepared to do any and all kinds of work in his line at reasonable figures. Has the ' largest house moving outfit in Haste rn Oregon. Address P.O.Box 181.Tho Dalles J-JK. A. DIKTKICH, Physician and Surgepn, DUFUR, ORBGON. S9 AU professional calls promptly attends o, ay and ni(ht. sptU , Jeu Yorlt cra f tTS llioic THE CHRONICLE was established for the ex press purpose of faithfully representing The Dalles and the surrounding country, and the satisfying, effect of its mission is everywhere apparent. It now leads all other publications in Wasco, Sher man, Gilliam, a large part of Crook, Morrow and Grant counties, as well as Klickitat and other re gions north of The Dalles, hence it is the best medium for advertisers in the Inland Empire. The Daily Chronicle is published every, eve ning in the week Sundays excepted at $6.00 per annum. The Weekly Chronicle on Fridays of each week at $1.50 per annum. For advertising rates, subscriptions, etc., address THE CHRONICLE PUBLISHING CO., Tlio Dalloe, Oregon. There is a tide in the affairs of men which, taken at its JIQ06 leads on to fortune" The poet unquestionably had reference to the Clos Mil m ii m ForiiU Carpel at CRANDALL Who are selling those goods MTCHELBACH BRICK. D. BUNNELL, Pipe WoiS, Tin ncpairs anil flooring WAINS TAPPED UNDER PRESSURE. Chop on Third Street, next door west of Young & Kuss' Blacksmith Shop. ' THE CELEBRATED COLUMBIA BREWERY, - AUGUST BUCHLER, Prop'r. This well-known Brewery ia now turning "oat the beet Beer and Porter east of the Cascades The latest appliances for the manufacture of good health ful Beer have been introduced, and ony the first-class article will be placed oa ha market. ". ; "Weekly inbune 4. BURGETS, out at greatly-reduced rates. - - L'NION ST.