'ft
MAKES ITSELF EEL T
the great, griping, old-fashioned
pill. Not only when
you take it, but unpleasant,
from first to last, and it only
does a little temporary good.
The things to take its place
are Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pel
lets. One of these at a dose
will regulate the whole system
perfectly. They're tiny, sugar
coated granules, scarcely
larger than mustard seeds.
They act in Nature's own
way. No reaction afterward.
Their help lasts and they do
permanent good. Constipa
tion, Indigestion, Bilious At
tacks, Sick or Bilious Head
aches, and all derangements
of the liver, stomach, and
bowels are prevented, re
lieved, and cured.
They're the cheapest, for
they're guaranteed to give
satisfaction or money is re-
fnr-np'rl Mrtl-nnor ran hp " llist
as good."
Little J r; of n'alrr.
From man;.- i:..-vat ions and experi
ments M. .Ph. Lonnr:! finds "that drops
of water X::Uin- upon wjitt'r or wet
Ixxlics jreuerate cK-etriciiy. the water
becoming' clcctrilicd positively, and the
r-js cse:ipiu- negatively elettriiied
from the foot of the fall, find lUrht im
purities in the water diminish the ef
fect considerably. The essential con
ditions of eleetrilieation are the on
eusuiona r.mon,' the drops themselves
md against the wet rock, no ffoet le-ing-
due to the water's fall through the
air and its dispersion by it. A jet of
water falling' down from an insulated
tank to an insulated pail electriiied
the hitter positively, while the nega
tive eleetrilieation of the surrounding
air grew to several hundred volts."
Kenneth Bazemore Lad the good for
tune to receive a small bottle of Cham
berlain's Colic, Cholera, and Diarrhoea
Remedy when three members ot his
lamilv were sick with dysentery. This
- one small bottle cured them all and he
had some left which he gave to Geo. W.
.Baker, a prominent merchaut of the
-place, Lewiston. N. C, and it cured
him of the same complaint. When
trouDiea witn dysentery, aiarnioea, cone
or cholera morbus, give this remedy a
trial and you will be more than pleased
with the result. The praise that natur
ally follows its introduction and use has
made it very popular. 25 and 00 cent
-bottles for sale by Blakely & Houghton,
druggists. '
For the first time in the history of
the English university boat race a mar
ried man, Sir Charles Ross, rowed in
one of the crews this year. He was
married two years ago.
My boy was taken with a disease re
sembling bloody flux. The first thing I
thought of was Chamberlain's Colic,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy. Two
doses of it settled the matter and cured
him sound and well. I heartily recom
mend this remedy to all persons suffer
ing from a like complaint. I will an
swer any inquiries regarding it when
stamp is inclosed. I refer to any county
official aB to my reliability. Wm. Roach,
J. P., Primroy, Campbell Co., Tenn.
For sale by Blakely & Houghton drug
gist.
PiaifT says that the Romans learned
the use of yeast from the Greeks dur
ing the war with Persius, king of
maceaon.
"I know an old soldier who had
chronic diarrhoea ot long standing to
have been permanently cured by taking
Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy,' says Edward Shum
pik, a prominent druggist of Minnea
polis, Minn. "1 have sold the remedy
in this city for seven years and consider
it superior to any other medicine now
on the market for bowel complaint
25 and 50 cent bottles of this remedy
for sale by Blakely & Houghton drug
gists. A cat belonging to Mrs. Mary Brown
well, of Wilmington, Del., has a habit
of ringing the bell whenever it wants
to be let out of the cellar.
Brioklen's Armea salve.
The best salve in the world for cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fevei
sores, tetter, chapped hands, chilblains,
corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi
tively cures piles, or no pay required.
It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfac
tion, or money refunded. Price 25 cents
per box. For sale Dy Snipes fc Kin
ersly. Russian Turkestan is suffering from
i scarcity of lood, caused, in part, by
ihe ravages of locusts in certain dis
. iricts, the unfavorable season last
ear, and still more by the "cotton
fever" which led farmers to neglect
Dther crop intr-n.
To prevent the hardening of the sub
cutaneous t issued of the scalp and the
obliteration of the hair follicle's, which
cause baldness, use Hall's Hair ' Re-newer.
THE MARRIAGEABLE. AGE.
Woman's Period of Youth lias Advanced
Ten Years.
"The great trouble with this particu
lar ag-e," remarked a young- woman on
her twenty-seventh birthday, "is that
people -are so obviously wondering
whether or not one intends to get mar
ried, and -opining that if so, one had
better be about it, lest she find herself
in the predicament of Jacky, of nursery
lore, of whom it is narrated that 'first
he would, then he wouldn't, then he
thought he would, and then he couldn't.
Or, es "Che Scotch gallantly put it, a
girl -at eighteen wonders: 'Who shall I
take, at twenty-five who shall I get,
and at thirty who win take me?' "
"You forget," remarked her listener,
"that woman's period of youth has
moved on a. good ten years. In the
old-'f ashioned novel the heroine was in
variably sweet sixteen, never by any
chance either more or less. This gave
her tweyears in which to accomplish
the object of her being, since after the
venerable age of eighteen all possible
interest in her was supposed to cease.
Now you seldom find a heroine of fic
tion who interests you under twenty
'six, -and in a large number of actual
marriage statistics the bride is between
twenty-five and thirty, and even older.
IIow can a child of sixteen or eighteen
form a-r7 just estimate of a man's char
acter, or how it will accord with her
own?"
"But, don't you think," said the first
speaker, "at that undeveloped age her
own character can grow into conformi
ty with 'hisj and that perhaps there
will be less conflict and gTeater happi
ness thereby?"
"Oh, that is a medieval sort of view
implying the subjection of women,
who had better be out of the world
since it is now out of the fashion, in
these days of woman's suffrage meet
ings among the f one hundred and peti
tions to the legislature."
Then the two, says the Philadelphia
Press, drifted into a discussion of the
political status of women.
" ONLY FOOLED HER ONCE.
An impecunious Huband Who Forgot tine
Trick Be Played on Hit Wife..
I have a friend who is comfortably
weH off, with a reasonable amount of
good investments and . a good salary,
but he has a weakness for using money
freely, says a writer in the Boston
Journal. He has also a good wife with
"a frugal mind," and by a domestic ar
rangement she exerts a salutary cheek
on the liberality of her spouse. Occa
sionally he exceeds his allowance and
indulges in.tricks on his "banker" to
secure a litfle pocket money, for which
he does not desire to render a strict ac
count. Not long ago he needed a new
hat and bought it, reporting to his good
wife that it cost him three dollars, and
that sum was duly charged by her to
his personal expenses, while m fact lie
paid. but one dollar and fifty cents at a
"mark-down" sale, and so had an equal
amount to "blow in ' without exposure.
In a little time, however, the wife
called his attention to the fact that his
hat was looking shabby and suggested
that he should get a new one, coupling
the remark that the hat did not seem
to have worn well, and he must exer
cise more care in his ext selection.
Having forgotten his "little game
the husband replied hastily that he
thought that the hat had done pretty
good service for a -cheap one. "You
cant expect anything from a dollar
and fifty-cent hat."
"How's that?" says the wife, and
forthwith she exhibited her account
book with its charge of three dollars,
and the husband was forced to confess
his fraud and promise better conduct
in future. There is peace just now in
that family, but when he brings home
a purchase the wife calmly but firmly
asks him to turn in a receipted bill
from the salesman.
SELF-WILLED AND AMBITIOUS.
Ex-Empress Frederick of Germany a
a Woman of Triumphs and Defeats.
Of all the daughters of ' Queen Vic
toria ex-Empress Frederick was the
naughtiest when a child. She was
self-willed, a perfect tomboy and as
full of pranks as her brother, the prince
of v. Wales, says a writer, in the New
York Advertiser. . On one occasion,
when an old sailor had carried her on
a yacht and setting her down on deck,
said: "There, you are, my little lady,"
the little girl replied: "I am not a lit
tle lady; I am a .princess!" whereupon
her mother said: "You had better tell
the kind sailor that .you are not a little
lady, but that you hope to be one some
day." As Princess Victoria grew up
her disposition did not alter. Self
willed and ambitious, after her mar
riage with Crown Prince Frederick
she antagonized Bismarck and shocked
the German court by her independence.
She often said that she would be em
press of Germany, if only for a day..
Her wish was gratified, and after her
brief reign of a few months she was
shamefully and disrespectfully treated
by her son, who now calls her the most
intelligent woman in Germany. Em
press Frederick's life has been a singu
larly sad one. She is wonderfully
like her mother in appearance, and,
they are very devoted to one another.
She is exceedingly shrewd and clever,
highly educated and the superior in
intellect of most German matrons.
How He Resembled Webster.
The Kansas City Mail tells a story of
a congressman who, having submitted
himself to the manipulation of a vener
able colored barber in Washington,
was told: "Do you know,- sah, you re
mind me so much of Dan'l Webstah?"
Of course the congressman was greatly
pleased at the compliment, and he
smiled visibly. He would have straight
ened up promptly had he not had his
head in a barbarous chancery, so to
speak. .'Indeed," he said. "Shape of
my head, I suppose?" This staggered
the aged .colored man somewhat. He
had not expected a question in reply,
and had merely laid the foundation for
his complimentary bluff never think
ing that there would be a call for an
explanatory superstructure. "No, sah,"
he stammered in reply. "Not yo' head,
sah It's yo' breff." "
WAITED ON ..THE LAUREATE.
A Society Girl's Experience While on a Visit
to the House of Tennrson.
Some of the difficulties of living up
to a disguise are illustrated in an old
story recently printed in Blackwood's
Magazine. It is part of a lady's journal
kept in the year 1839, and tells her ex
perience in visiting the Tennyson fami
ly in the guise of a lady's maid. ' Her
friend, Mrs. Neville, who was invited
to make the visit, could not afford a
maid or a nurse for her little girl, so
the young woman volunteered to act in
that capacity under the name "Marion
Lang-lais." They both belonged to the
same literary club which included Mary
and Emily Tennyson, says the New
York Sun, , but as she had never met
them she considered herself safe from
suspicion. She arranged her pretty
tresses under a coarse black wig, and
quite transformed herself into a con
ventional lady's maid. As soon as they
arrived at the poet's house her troubles
began. She was expected to sleep
with the housemaid, and aside from
her unwelcome company she found it
awkward to dispose of her black wig,
and had to wait for th e wondering girl
to fall asleep before she could settle
herself for the night. After a few days
she was called upon to appear in the
dining-room as waitress, and had her
first glimpse of the poet. Her journal
says:
I was to wait at table, and my heart beat bo
fast as I went in that I could hear nothing else
for a few minutes, for on entering the room I
saw Alfred Tennyson at last : And Frederick.
Horatio. Emily, Mary and the mother. Was It
a delusion that I stood there behind them,
changing their plates, helping them, and they
so little dreaming of my identity with the serv
ant 'Marion?' X7 as I asleep whea the maid of
all work thrust a handful of dirty forks into
my hand and bid me 'cut and wash 'cm quick
and bring 'cm up?' I did do ail this many times
before dinner was over, and, thotigh I did it
very well, my hand shook so the first time I
took Alfred Tennyson's plate that I thought it
must be seen. The romance of the affair rushed
over me."
The poet began to observe her very
closely after this, and she became so
nervous that she nearly forgot her part.
One day as she was passing the open
door of his room, where he lay smok
ing and reading, he called her in and
asked her to bring .him a book from
downstairs. He attempted to describe
it, but it was a German work and he
thought she could not read it. "I
know," she said, and quickly went
down and brought it to him. "So you
understand German," he said, and she
gave an evasive reply and left the
room. That evening at dinner Tenny
son could not draw a cork from a beer
bottle and after everyone had tried and
failed he said to Mrs. Neville: "Where
is your Marion? She can do it; she can
do everything, from reading German to
waiting at table. Let her try." Marion
came, and, amid a chorus of apologies
and explanations, she drew the cork.
Another day at dinner she was sum
moned to the table for some trivial rea
son and ,it was found out afterwards
that it was to settle a dispute about the
color of her eyes. Eventually her
identity was revealed and the family
took the trick all in good part.
A TOUGH. MAN TO INTERVIEW.
Xord Randolph Chnrchill's Valuable Opin
ions of Men and Things.
Lord Randolph Churchill had just
shaken hands with a few personal
friends when a New York Tribune re
porter advanced and begged his pardon
for a moment. The Englishman shook
him cordially by the hand, but when
he heard he was a newspaper man who
would "just like to know," he drew
back, and in tones of anger, which he
made no attempt to conceal, said: "I
say, now; really, you know, this is' too
much." . - c
"The newspaper men," said the re
porter,, "would like to know if you "
"Just fancy," said the lord, inter
rupting; "I really did not expect, you
know, to be called upon to say any
thing about what I don't know any
thing about."
"Would you tell us something about
the political . situation in England?"
continued the reporter, finishing the
question.
"Now, upon my honor," he answered,
"I really didn't come over to talk to re
porters." "to you intend remaining long in
America?" .
"By Jove, youll have to ask that of
some one else, for I don't know, I'm
sure."
"Mr. Gladstone has been invited to
come to America. Do you think he will
come?"
This seemed to interest Lord Ran
dolph, and he said: "Has he?" Then
suddenly checking himself, said: "Good
day."
His foot was on the step and his hand
still held the handle of the carriage
door.
"Is Lord Rosebery's ministry likely
to last much .longer?" asked the re
porter. Lord Randolph saw the man on the
box, who was still looking over his
shoulder, and he said to him: "Now,
driver, look here."
Just then Lady Randolph Churchill
approached, and they both stepped into
the carriage. The right honorable
gentleman, the member - from South
Paddington, said merely: "Go." So
the driver cracked his whip, and away
they went.
Where Honks and Nuns Abound.
The religious statistics of Belgium
for 1890, according to the London Guar
dian, which were only published to
wards the close of last year, give the
number of convential institutions and
their inmates in the kindom 229 mon
asteries, with 25,323 sisters and nuns.
These have grown during the decade
preceding from 213 monasteries, with
4,120 monks and 1,346 convents, with
21,242 sisters. The increase was not so
great as in the period 1870-80, when
many of the monks and nuns expelled
from Prussia settled in Belgium. In
the next decade many , of these re
turned, owing to the relaxation of the
church laws. But there are still over
30,000 men and women belonging to
the various orders, and taking the pop
ulation of Belgium in 1890 at 6,000,000,
we find one monk or sister to every 200
persons.
SHERIFF'S SALE.
Notice is hereby given that under and by virtue
of an execution, issued out of the Circuit Court
ottbe State of Oregon for Wasco County, on the
21st dsy of July, 18U4, upon a decree given and
rendered in said court on the 7th day of July,
1894, in a cause wherein V- V: Bolton was plaiu
tift" and Emily B. Kinehart and Buy re Kinehart,
Earlo Kinehart, Carl Kinehart and Phillip Rine
hart, minors, by their guardian ad litem, W. H.
Hobson,.were defendants, and to me directed
and delivered, and commanding me to satisfy
the sum of f 210.00, with interest thereon at the
rate of 8 per cent, per annum from said 7 th day
of Julv, 1894, and $220.00 attorney's fees and
$38.15 costs of suit and accruing costs, by selling,
in the manner provided by law for the sale -of
real property, all of the right, title and interest
of said defendants, Emily B. Rinehart, Sayre
Rinehart, Earle Rinehart, Carl Rinehart and
Phillip Rinehart in and to lots "G," "H" and
"I," in Dufrir's Grand View Addition to Dalles
Citv, in Wasco County. State of Oregon, accord
ing' to the official plat thereof as the same ap-
Sears of record within and for said Countv and
tate; I will on Thursday, August 23d, 1804, at
the hour of 10 o'clock a. m., at the court house
door in Dalles City, in said County and State,
sell at public auction to the highest bidder for
cash in nana, all the right, title and in tare t of
the said defendunts in and to the above named
and described premises or no much thereof as
may be .necessary t satisfy the sums abovo
named.
Dalles Citv, Oregon, July 23d, 1894.
- T J. DRIVER,
jly26-5t. Sheriff of 'Wasco County, Oregon.
SHERIFF'S SALE.
Pursuant to the command of a writ of execu
tion issued out of the Circuit Court of the State
of Oregon for Wasco County in a suit therein
pending wherein L. L. McCartney is plaintiff
and John Adams and C. . Haight are defend
ants, dated August 2d, 1S94, commanding me to
sell all the right, title and interest of said de
fendants and each of them in and to the south
east quarter of section nine, township two south,
of range iourteen east, W. M., to satisfy the sum
of $921.70 and interest thereon from June 26th,
1894, at the rate of ten per cent per annum and
the further sum of $80.00 attorney's fees and the
sum of I26.25 costs and disbursements, due to
said plaintiff from said defendant John Adams,
and to apply the surplus if any in payment of
tbe sum of $313.55 and interest thereon at the
rate of ten per cent, per annum from said June
26th, 1894, and $40.0 J attorney's fee, due from the
defendant John Adams to tbe defendant C. E.
Haight, I will, on Saturday the 8th day of Sept
ember, 1894, at the hour of 2 o'clock in the after
noon, at the courthouse door in Dalles City,
Oregon, sell all of said above described real
property at public sale to the highest bidder for
cashin hand. T. J. DRIVER,
aug4-5t. Sheriff of Wasco County, Or.
"The Regulator Line"
The Dalles, Portlaai and Astoria
Navigation Co.
THROUGH I
Freigut and Passenger liub
Throueh Dailv Trine (Sundays ex
cepted) between The Dalles and Port
land. Steamer Regulator leaves The
Dalles at 7 a.m., connectingat the Cas
cade. Locks with Steamer Dalles City.
Steamer Dalles City leaves Portland
(Yamhill st. dock) at 6 a. m., connect
ing with Steamer Regulator for The
Dalles.
PA88ENOKK RATES.
Oneway .' ....$2.00
Round trip . ... 3.00
Freight Rates Greatly Reduced.
All freight, except car lots,
will be drought through, with
out delay at Cascades. .
Shipments for Portland received at
any time day or night. Shipments for
way landings must be delivered before
5 p. m. Live stock shipments eolicted.
Call oa or address,
W. CALLAWAY,
General A cent.
B. F. LAUGHLIN.
General Manager.
THE-DALLES. OREGON
J. F. FORD, Evangelist,
Of Des
Mollies, lows, writes under date ol
' March 28, 1898:
Mid. Mfg. Co., '
S. B.
Dufur, Oregon. . .
Qentlemen : . :
On arriving home last week, I found
all well and , anxiously awaiting. Our
little girl, eight and one-balf years old,
who had wasted away to 38. pounds, is
now well, strong and vigorous; and well
fleshed up. S. B. Cough Cure has done
its work well. Both of the children like
it. Your S. B.' Cough Cure has cured
and kept away all hoarseness from me.
So give it to every one, with greetings
for all. Wishing you prosperity, we are
Yqurs, Mb. & Mas. J. F. Ford.
If you wish to feel fresh and cheerful, and read j
for the Spring's work, cleanse your system with
the Headache and Liver Cure, by taking two or
three doses each week.
Sold under a positive guarantee
SO cents per bottle by all druggists.
House
Moving.
Andrew Velarde
IS prepared to do any and all
kinds of work in his line at
reasonable figures. Has the
largest house moving outfit
in Eastern Oregon. '
Address P.O.Box 181. The Dalles
-J-JK. A. DIETRICH,
Physician and Surgeon,
DtJFUB, OREGON. '
All professional calls promptly attends
o, day and night. aprl
Yost Ueelily Iribone
4K3N
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ilpi Wsstdy
llfOiiC d
THE CHRONICLE was established for tbe ex-
press purpose of faithfully representing The Dalles
and tb.e surrounding country, and the satisfying
tJiiBUt ui its JXIISOIUU. is cvci v wucic apucui. -it
now leads all other publications in Wasco, Sher- '
", man, Gilliam, a large part of Crook, Morrow and .
Grant counties, as well as Klickitat and other re-.
gions north of The Dalles, hence it is the best
medium for advertisers in the Inland Empire. m
rne jjaily vJhronicle is puDiisnea every eve
ning in the week Sundays excepted at $6.00 per
annum. The Weekly Chronicle on Fridays of
each week at $1.50 per annum.
For advertising rates, subscriptions, etc., address
THE CHRONICLE PUBLISHING CO,
TJt.o Iallos, Oregon.
'There is a tide in the ajfairs of tnen which, taken at lis fteaa
leads on to fortune."
The poet unquestionably had reference to the
Ciii-Qil Sale I
Furniture 1 Cansis
at CRANDALL
Who are selling those goods
MICIIKLBACH BRICK.
D. BUNN
Pipe Worj Tin Repairs aufl fiooflng
MAINS TAPPED UNDER PRESSURE.
Shop on Third Street, next door west of Young & Kuss'
Blacksmith Shop. ,
THE CELEBRHTED
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AUGUST BUCHLER, Prop'r.
This well-known Brewery is now taming oat the best Beer and Porte
east of the Cascades. .The latest appliances for the manufacture of good health
ful Beer have been introduced, and on.y -the first-class article will be placed oa
he market.
SI.
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out at greatly-reduced .rates.
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