'ft MAKES ITSELF EEL T the great, griping, old-fashioned pill. Not only when you take it, but unpleasant, from first to last, and it only does a little temporary good. The things to take its place are Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pel lets. One of these at a dose will regulate the whole system perfectly. They're tiny, sugar coated granules, scarcely larger than mustard seeds. They act in Nature's own way. No reaction afterward. Their help lasts and they do permanent good. Constipa tion, Indigestion, Bilious At tacks, Sick or Bilious Head aches, and all derangements of the liver, stomach, and bowels are prevented, re lieved, and cured. They're the cheapest, for they're guaranteed to give satisfaction or money is re- fnr-np'rl Mrtl-nnor ran hp " llist as good." Little J r; of n'alrr. From man;.- i:..-vat ions and experi ments M. .Ph. Lonnr:! finds "that drops of water X::Uin- upon wjitt'r or wet Ixxlics jreuerate cK-etriciiy. the water becoming' clcctrilicd positively, and the r-js cse:ipiu- negatively elettriiied from the foot of the fall, find lUrht im purities in the water diminish the ef fect considerably. The essential con ditions of eleetrilieation are the on eusuiona r.mon,' the drops themselves md against the wet rock, no ffoet le-ing- due to the water's fall through the air and its dispersion by it. A jet of water falling' down from an insulated tank to an insulated pail electriiied the hitter positively, while the nega tive eleetrilieation of the surrounding air grew to several hundred volts." Kenneth Bazemore Lad the good for tune to receive a small bottle of Cham berlain's Colic, Cholera, and Diarrhoea Remedy when three members ot his lamilv were sick with dysentery. This - one small bottle cured them all and he had some left which he gave to Geo. W. .Baker, a prominent merchaut of the -place, Lewiston. N. C, and it cured him of the same complaint. When trouDiea witn dysentery, aiarnioea, cone or cholera morbus, give this remedy a trial and you will be more than pleased with the result. The praise that natur ally follows its introduction and use has made it very popular. 25 and 00 cent -bottles for sale by Blakely & Houghton, druggists. ' For the first time in the history of the English university boat race a mar ried man, Sir Charles Ross, rowed in one of the crews this year. He was married two years ago. My boy was taken with a disease re sembling bloody flux. The first thing I thought of was Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy. Two doses of it settled the matter and cured him sound and well. I heartily recom mend this remedy to all persons suffer ing from a like complaint. I will an swer any inquiries regarding it when stamp is inclosed. I refer to any county official aB to my reliability. Wm. Roach, J. P., Primroy, Campbell Co., Tenn. For sale by Blakely & Houghton drug gist. PiaifT says that the Romans learned the use of yeast from the Greeks dur ing the war with Persius, king of maceaon. "I know an old soldier who had chronic diarrhoea ot long standing to have been permanently cured by taking Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy,' says Edward Shum pik, a prominent druggist of Minnea polis, Minn. "1 have sold the remedy in this city for seven years and consider it superior to any other medicine now on the market for bowel complaint 25 and 50 cent bottles of this remedy for sale by Blakely & Houghton drug gists. A cat belonging to Mrs. Mary Brown well, of Wilmington, Del., has a habit of ringing the bell whenever it wants to be let out of the cellar. Brioklen's Armea salve. The best salve in the world for cuts, bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fevei sores, tetter, chapped hands, chilblains, corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi tively cures piles, or no pay required. It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfac tion, or money refunded. Price 25 cents per box. For sale Dy Snipes fc Kin ersly. Russian Turkestan is suffering from i scarcity of lood, caused, in part, by ihe ravages of locusts in certain dis . iricts, the unfavorable season last ear, and still more by the "cotton fever" which led farmers to neglect Dther crop intr-n. To prevent the hardening of the sub cutaneous t issued of the scalp and the obliteration of the hair follicle's, which cause baldness, use Hall's Hair ' Re-newer. THE MARRIAGEABLE. AGE. Woman's Period of Youth lias Advanced Ten Years. "The great trouble with this particu lar ag-e," remarked a young- woman on her twenty-seventh birthday, "is that people -are so obviously wondering whether or not one intends to get mar ried, and -opining that if so, one had better be about it, lest she find herself in the predicament of Jacky, of nursery lore, of whom it is narrated that 'first he would, then he wouldn't, then he thought he would, and then he couldn't. Or, es "Che Scotch gallantly put it, a girl -at eighteen wonders: 'Who shall I take, at twenty-five who shall I get, and at thirty who win take me?' " "You forget," remarked her listener, "that woman's period of youth has moved on a. good ten years. In the old-'f ashioned novel the heroine was in variably sweet sixteen, never by any chance either more or less. This gave her tweyears in which to accomplish the object of her being, since after the venerable age of eighteen all possible interest in her was supposed to cease. Now you seldom find a heroine of fic tion who interests you under twenty 'six, -and in a large number of actual marriage statistics the bride is between twenty-five and thirty, and even older. IIow can a child of sixteen or eighteen form a-r7 just estimate of a man's char acter, or how it will accord with her own?" "But, don't you think," said the first speaker, "at that undeveloped age her own character can grow into conformi ty with 'hisj and that perhaps there will be less conflict and gTeater happi ness thereby?" "Oh, that is a medieval sort of view implying the subjection of women, who had better be out of the world since it is now out of the fashion, in these days of woman's suffrage meet ings among the f one hundred and peti tions to the legislature." Then the two, says the Philadelphia Press, drifted into a discussion of the political status of women. " ONLY FOOLED HER ONCE. An impecunious Huband Who Forgot tine Trick Be Played on Hit Wife.. I have a friend who is comfortably weH off, with a reasonable amount of good investments and . a good salary, but he has a weakness for using money freely, says a writer in the Boston Journal. He has also a good wife with "a frugal mind," and by a domestic ar rangement she exerts a salutary cheek on the liberality of her spouse. Occa sionally he exceeds his allowance and indulges in.tricks on his "banker" to secure a litfle pocket money, for which he does not desire to render a strict ac count. Not long ago he needed a new hat and bought it, reporting to his good wife that it cost him three dollars, and that sum was duly charged by her to his personal expenses, while m fact lie paid. but one dollar and fifty cents at a "mark-down" sale, and so had an equal amount to "blow in ' without exposure. In a little time, however, the wife called his attention to the fact that his hat was looking shabby and suggested that he should get a new one, coupling the remark that the hat did not seem to have worn well, and he must exer cise more care in his ext selection. Having forgotten his "little game the husband replied hastily that he thought that the hat had done pretty good service for a -cheap one. "You cant expect anything from a dollar and fifty-cent hat." "How's that?" says the wife, and forthwith she exhibited her account book with its charge of three dollars, and the husband was forced to confess his fraud and promise better conduct in future. There is peace just now in that family, but when he brings home a purchase the wife calmly but firmly asks him to turn in a receipted bill from the salesman. SELF-WILLED AND AMBITIOUS. Ex-Empress Frederick of Germany a a Woman of Triumphs and Defeats. Of all the daughters of ' Queen Vic toria ex-Empress Frederick was the naughtiest when a child. She was self-willed, a perfect tomboy and as full of pranks as her brother, the prince of v. Wales, says a writer, in the New York Advertiser. . On one occasion, when an old sailor had carried her on a yacht and setting her down on deck, said: "There, you are, my little lady," the little girl replied: "I am not a lit tle lady; I am a .princess!" whereupon her mother said: "You had better tell the kind sailor that .you are not a little lady, but that you hope to be one some day." As Princess Victoria grew up her disposition did not alter. Self willed and ambitious, after her mar riage with Crown Prince Frederick she antagonized Bismarck and shocked the German court by her independence. She often said that she would be em press of Germany, if only for a day.. Her wish was gratified, and after her brief reign of a few months she was shamefully and disrespectfully treated by her son, who now calls her the most intelligent woman in Germany. Em press Frederick's life has been a singu larly sad one. She is wonderfully like her mother in appearance, and, they are very devoted to one another. She is exceedingly shrewd and clever, highly educated and the superior in intellect of most German matrons. How He Resembled Webster. The Kansas City Mail tells a story of a congressman who, having submitted himself to the manipulation of a vener able colored barber in Washington, was told: "Do you know,- sah, you re mind me so much of Dan'l Webstah?" Of course the congressman was greatly pleased at the compliment, and he smiled visibly. He would have straight ened up promptly had he not had his head in a barbarous chancery, so to speak. .'Indeed," he said. "Shape of my head, I suppose?" This staggered the aged .colored man somewhat. He had not expected a question in reply, and had merely laid the foundation for his complimentary bluff never think ing that there would be a call for an explanatory superstructure. "No, sah," he stammered in reply. "Not yo' head, sah It's yo' breff." " WAITED ON ..THE LAUREATE. A Society Girl's Experience While on a Visit to the House of Tennrson. Some of the difficulties of living up to a disguise are illustrated in an old story recently printed in Blackwood's Magazine. It is part of a lady's journal kept in the year 1839, and tells her ex perience in visiting the Tennyson fami ly in the guise of a lady's maid. ' Her friend, Mrs. Neville, who was invited to make the visit, could not afford a maid or a nurse for her little girl, so the young woman volunteered to act in that capacity under the name "Marion Lang-lais." They both belonged to the same literary club which included Mary and Emily Tennyson, says the New York Sun, , but as she had never met them she considered herself safe from suspicion. She arranged her pretty tresses under a coarse black wig, and quite transformed herself into a con ventional lady's maid. As soon as they arrived at the poet's house her troubles began. She was expected to sleep with the housemaid, and aside from her unwelcome company she found it awkward to dispose of her black wig, and had to wait for th e wondering girl to fall asleep before she could settle herself for the night. After a few days she was called upon to appear in the dining-room as waitress, and had her first glimpse of the poet. Her journal says: I was to wait at table, and my heart beat bo fast as I went in that I could hear nothing else for a few minutes, for on entering the room I saw Alfred Tennyson at last : And Frederick. Horatio. Emily, Mary and the mother. Was It a delusion that I stood there behind them, changing their plates, helping them, and they so little dreaming of my identity with the serv ant 'Marion?' X7 as I asleep whea the maid of all work thrust a handful of dirty forks into my hand and bid me 'cut and wash 'cm quick and bring 'cm up?' I did do ail this many times before dinner was over, and, thotigh I did it very well, my hand shook so the first time I took Alfred Tennyson's plate that I thought it must be seen. The romance of the affair rushed over me." The poet began to observe her very closely after this, and she became so nervous that she nearly forgot her part. One day as she was passing the open door of his room, where he lay smok ing and reading, he called her in and asked her to bring .him a book from downstairs. He attempted to describe it, but it was a German work and he thought she could not read it. "I know," she said, and quickly went down and brought it to him. "So you understand German," he said, and she gave an evasive reply and left the room. That evening at dinner Tenny son could not draw a cork from a beer bottle and after everyone had tried and failed he said to Mrs. Neville: "Where is your Marion? She can do it; she can do everything, from reading German to waiting at table. Let her try." Marion came, and, amid a chorus of apologies and explanations, she drew the cork. Another day at dinner she was sum moned to the table for some trivial rea son and ,it was found out afterwards that it was to settle a dispute about the color of her eyes. Eventually her identity was revealed and the family took the trick all in good part. A TOUGH. MAN TO INTERVIEW. Xord Randolph Chnrchill's Valuable Opin ions of Men and Things. Lord Randolph Churchill had just shaken hands with a few personal friends when a New York Tribune re porter advanced and begged his pardon for a moment. The Englishman shook him cordially by the hand, but when he heard he was a newspaper man who would "just like to know," he drew back, and in tones of anger, which he made no attempt to conceal, said: "I say, now; really, you know, this is' too much." . - c "The newspaper men," said the re porter,, "would like to know if you " "Just fancy," said the lord, inter rupting; "I really did not expect, you know, to be called upon to say any thing about what I don't know any thing about." "Would you tell us something about the political . situation in England?" continued the reporter, finishing the question. "Now, upon my honor," he answered, "I really didn't come over to talk to re porters." "to you intend remaining long in America?" . "By Jove, youll have to ask that of some one else, for I don't know, I'm sure." "Mr. Gladstone has been invited to come to America. Do you think he will come?" This seemed to interest Lord Ran dolph, and he said: "Has he?" Then suddenly checking himself, said: "Good day." His foot was on the step and his hand still held the handle of the carriage door. "Is Lord Rosebery's ministry likely to last much .longer?" asked the re porter. Lord Randolph saw the man on the box, who was still looking over his shoulder, and he said to him: "Now, driver, look here." Just then Lady Randolph Churchill approached, and they both stepped into the carriage. The right honorable gentleman, the member - from South Paddington, said merely: "Go." So the driver cracked his whip, and away they went. Where Honks and Nuns Abound. The religious statistics of Belgium for 1890, according to the London Guar dian, which were only published to wards the close of last year, give the number of convential institutions and their inmates in the kindom 229 mon asteries, with 25,323 sisters and nuns. These have grown during the decade preceding from 213 monasteries, with 4,120 monks and 1,346 convents, with 21,242 sisters. The increase was not so great as in the period 1870-80, when many of the monks and nuns expelled from Prussia settled in Belgium. In the next decade many , of these re turned, owing to the relaxation of the church laws. But there are still over 30,000 men and women belonging to the various orders, and taking the pop ulation of Belgium in 1890 at 6,000,000, we find one monk or sister to every 200 persons. SHERIFF'S SALE. Notice is hereby given that under and by virtue of an execution, issued out of the Circuit Court ottbe State of Oregon for Wasco County, on the 21st dsy of July, 18U4, upon a decree given and rendered in said court on the 7th day of July, 1894, in a cause wherein V- V: Bolton was plaiu tift" and Emily B. Kinehart and Buy re Kinehart, Earlo Kinehart, Carl Kinehart and Phillip Rine hart, minors, by their guardian ad litem, W. H. Hobson,.were defendants, and to me directed and delivered, and commanding me to satisfy the sum of f 210.00, with interest thereon at the rate of 8 per cent, per annum from said 7 th day of Julv, 1894, and $220.00 attorney's fees and $38.15 costs of suit and accruing costs, by selling, in the manner provided by law for the sale -of real property, all of the right, title and interest of said defendants, Emily B. Rinehart, Sayre Rinehart, Earle Rinehart, Carl Rinehart and Phillip Rinehart in and to lots "G," "H" and "I," in Dufrir's Grand View Addition to Dalles Citv, in Wasco County. State of Oregon, accord ing' to the official plat thereof as the same ap- Sears of record within and for said Countv and tate; I will on Thursday, August 23d, 1804, at the hour of 10 o'clock a. m., at the court house door in Dalles City, in said County and State, sell at public auction to the highest bidder for cash in nana, all the right, title and in tare t of the said defendunts in and to the above named and described premises or no much thereof as may be .necessary t satisfy the sums abovo named. Dalles Citv, Oregon, July 23d, 1894. - T J. DRIVER, jly26-5t. Sheriff of 'Wasco County, Oregon. SHERIFF'S SALE. Pursuant to the command of a writ of execu tion issued out of the Circuit Court of the State of Oregon for Wasco County in a suit therein pending wherein L. L. McCartney is plaintiff and John Adams and C. . Haight are defend ants, dated August 2d, 1S94, commanding me to sell all the right, title and interest of said de fendants and each of them in and to the south east quarter of section nine, township two south, of range iourteen east, W. M., to satisfy the sum of $921.70 and interest thereon from June 26th, 1894, at the rate of ten per cent per annum and the further sum of $80.00 attorney's fees and the sum of I26.25 costs and disbursements, due to said plaintiff from said defendant John Adams, and to apply the surplus if any in payment of tbe sum of $313.55 and interest thereon at the rate of ten per cent, per annum from said June 26th, 1894, and $40.0 J attorney's fee, due from the defendant John Adams to tbe defendant C. E. Haight, I will, on Saturday the 8th day of Sept ember, 1894, at the hour of 2 o'clock in the after noon, at the courthouse door in Dalles City, Oregon, sell all of said above described real property at public sale to the highest bidder for cashin hand. T. J. DRIVER, aug4-5t. Sheriff of Wasco County, Or. "The Regulator Line" The Dalles, Portlaai and Astoria Navigation Co. THROUGH I Freigut and Passenger liub Throueh Dailv Trine (Sundays ex cepted) between The Dalles and Port land. Steamer Regulator leaves The Dalles at 7 a.m., connectingat the Cas cade. Locks with Steamer Dalles City. Steamer Dalles City leaves Portland (Yamhill st. dock) at 6 a. m., connect ing with Steamer Regulator for The Dalles. PA88ENOKK RATES. Oneway .' ....$2.00 Round trip . ... 3.00 Freight Rates Greatly Reduced. All freight, except car lots, will be drought through, with out delay at Cascades. . Shipments for Portland received at any time day or night. Shipments for way landings must be delivered before 5 p. m. Live stock shipments eolicted. Call oa or address, W. CALLAWAY, General A cent. B. F. LAUGHLIN. General Manager. THE-DALLES. OREGON J. F. FORD, Evangelist, Of Des Mollies, lows, writes under date ol ' March 28, 1898: Mid. Mfg. Co., ' S. B. Dufur, Oregon. . . Qentlemen : . : On arriving home last week, I found all well and , anxiously awaiting. Our little girl, eight and one-balf years old, who had wasted away to 38. pounds, is now well, strong and vigorous; and well fleshed up. S. B. Cough Cure has done its work well. Both of the children like it. Your S. B.' Cough Cure has cured and kept away all hoarseness from me. So give it to every one, with greetings for all. Wishing you prosperity, we are Yqurs, Mb. & Mas. J. F. Ford. If you wish to feel fresh and cheerful, and read j for the Spring's work, cleanse your system with the Headache and Liver Cure, by taking two or three doses each week. Sold under a positive guarantee SO cents per bottle by all druggists. House Moving. Andrew Velarde IS prepared to do any and all kinds of work in his line at reasonable figures. Has the largest house moving outfit in Eastern Oregon. ' Address P.O.Box 181. The Dalles -J-JK. A. DIETRICH, Physician and Surgeon, DtJFUB, OREGON. ' All professional calls promptly attends o, day and night. aprl Yost Ueelily Iribone 4K3N lo si iss ilpi Wsstdy llfOiiC d THE CHRONICLE was established for tbe ex- press purpose of faithfully representing The Dalles and tb.e surrounding country, and the satisfying tJiiBUt ui its JXIISOIUU. is cvci v wucic apucui. -it now leads all other publications in Wasco, Sher- ' ", man, Gilliam, a large part of Crook, Morrow and . Grant counties, as well as Klickitat and other re-. gions north of The Dalles, hence it is the best medium for advertisers in the Inland Empire. m rne jjaily vJhronicle is puDiisnea every eve ning in the week Sundays excepted at $6.00 per annum. The Weekly Chronicle on Fridays of each week at $1.50 per annum. For advertising rates, subscriptions, etc., address THE CHRONICLE PUBLISHING CO, TJt.o Iallos, Oregon. 'There is a tide in the ajfairs of tnen which, taken at lis fteaa leads on to fortune." The poet unquestionably had reference to the Ciii-Qil Sale I Furniture 1 Cansis at CRANDALL Who are selling those goods MICIIKLBACH BRICK. D. BUNN Pipe Worj Tin Repairs aufl fiooflng MAINS TAPPED UNDER PRESSURE. Shop on Third Street, next door west of Young & Kuss' Blacksmith Shop. , THE CELEBRHTED PAT T TAiDT A 13 TZ li 7t? TZ AUGUST BUCHLER, Prop'r. This well-known Brewery is now taming oat the best Beer and Porte east of the Cascades. .The latest appliances for the manufacture of good health ful Beer have been introduced, and on.y -the first-class article will be placed oa he market. SI. & BURGET'S, out at greatly-reduced .rates. - UNION ST.. ELL.