The Dalles Daily Ghroniele.
THE DALLES ... OBEOOH
SATURDAY - - - - APR. 15, 1893
Published Dally, Sunday Excepted.
BY
THE CHRONICLE PUBLISHING CO.
Corner Second and Washington Streets,
Dulles, Oregon.
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KNIGHTS OF THE URN.
Sissy Men with a Genius for Doylies, China
and Velvet Rugs.
As a contrast to the masculine girl
and her swagger it might be pertinent
to present the sissy man and his affec
tations. You see this rare exotic in
full bloom at those essentially feminine
ceremonies known as five-o'clock teas,
where nothing sweetened and tied up
with a bow furnishes the repast, where
soft light niters through rose-hued
shades over fair faces and aestheticism
revels in daintiness galore. The sissy
man has his prototype in Paris and in
London, and one of his chief character
istics is his devotion to the married wom
en, particularly if she has a monster of
a husband that can't understand Brown
ing and had rather shovel coal than
read Rossetti. The sissy makes it a
point to calmly ignore the husband,
who would kick him out for his imper
tinence only that he knows what a
harmless little lamb he is and thinks it
would be needlessly cruel.
lie knows, according-to the New
York Sun, more about the code of can
dy giving and the etiquette of flowers
than he does about the constitution of
the United States.
He has his sweet apartments, where
the foot sinks noiselessly into velvet
rugs and the walls are draped with
sigh-away tints and hung with pre
Raphaelite etchings. lie gives his dear
little teas, where the china is exquisite,
the appointments elaborate and beau
tiful, lie is up on doylies, and knows
all about linen and silver. He per
suades his married divinity to preside
at the urn and gives himself up to the
perfect ecstasy of adoring and serving
her. A nice old lady who was invited
to one 6f these teas, and went early be
cause she thought the poor fellow
wouldn't have enough spoons and nap
kins, or think to dust the glassware,
- and would be terribly upset and flus
trated, looked on in amazement while
the host made delicious cream things in
a silver chafing dish and apologized for
the stupitlity of his servant, who gave
some one a chocolate spoon with a tea
cup. And when he began telling how he
had a dinner served for four every night
whether he invited any guests or not,
and that there was the same order of
service and quite as elaborate a menu
when he dined quite alone as when his
most honored guests were at the feast,
because that was the proper way to
train servants and manage a household,
the old lady said it positively made her
ieel profane, like going to an Ingersoll
lecture and having the Bible ridiculed,
it was so opposed to all Christian cus
toms and practices.
Patent, medicines differ One has
reasonableness, another has not. One
has reputation another has not. One
has confidence, born of success, another
has only "hopes." Don't take it for
granted that all patent medicines are
alike. They are not.' Let the years of
uninterrupted success and the tens of
thousands of cured and happy men and
women, place Dr. Pierce's Golden Med
ical Discovery and Dr. Pierce's Favorite
Prescription on the side of the compari
son to which they belong. And there
isn't a state or territory, no nor hardly
a country in the world, whether its peo
ple realize it or not, but have men and
women in them that're happier because
of their discovery and their effects.
Think of this in health. Think of it in
sickness. And then think whether you
you can afford to make the trial if the
makers can afford to take the risk to
give your money back, as they do, if
they do not benefit or cure you.
German dentists now make false
teeth of paper. They are said to be
a very natural imitation of the real
article and last for years.
Now Try This.
It will cost you nothing and will sure
ly do yon good, if you have a cough,
cold, or any trouble with throat, chest
or lungs. Dr. King's New Discovery for
consumption, coughs and colds is guar
anteed to give relief, or money will be
paid back. Sufferers from la grippe
found it just the thing and under its
use had a speedy and thorough recov
eay. Try a sample bottle at our ex
pense, and learn for yourself just how
good a thing it is. Trial bottles free at
Snipes & Kinersly's drug store. Large
size 50c and $1.
Good Job Printing.
If you have your job printing done at
The Chbonicle you will have the ad
vantage of having it done with the most
modern and approved type, with which
we keep continually supplied. All jobs
under the direct supervision of one of
the most successful and artistic printers
in .the Northwest.
Sam Hop & Co. have purchased the
laundry recently owned by Gee Sing.
They hope by careful attention to busi
ness to merit a share of patronage. All
accounts must be presented to Sam Hop
& Co. within the next ten days.
Sam Hop & Co.
WOOD, WOOD, WOOD.
Beat grades of oak, fir, and Blab cord
wood, at lowest . market rates at Jos. T.
Peters & Co. (Office Second and Jeffer
The more Chamberlain's Cough Rem
edy is used the better it is liked. We
know of no other remedy that always
gives satisfaction. It is good when you
first catch cold. It is good when your
cough is seated and your lungs are sore.
It is good in any kind of a cough. We
have sold twenty-five dozen of it and
every bottle has given satisfaction.
Stedman & Friedman, druggists, Minne
sota Lake, Minn. 50 cent bottles for
sale by Blakeley & Houghton, drug
gists. Should the Sandwich islands really
become part of the United States they
will be the most picturesque feature of
the great republic. They deserve the
title "Flowery Kingdom" perhaps even
better than Japan, since flowers bloom
on the islands all the year round, and
are peculiarly beloved by all the inhabitants.
Eocts.,
GOcta., end
ILOO per Bottle.
Cures Couchs, Hoarnenes, Sore Throat,
Croup Lrnmptly: relieves Whooping Cough
and Asthma. Fir Consumption It bas no
rival; has cured thousands where all others
failed; will curb you if taken in time. Sold
by Druggists on a ir" lanmtee. For Lame Back
or Chest, use SMI LOU'S l-LASlEB. 25 eta.
CATARRH
REMEDY.
Have you Catarrh ? This remedy is guaran
teed to cure you. atico so eta. injector irea.
For sale by Snipes Klnersly.
ptesh Paint!
W. C. Gilbert hereby sends
His compliments to every friend
And enemy if he has any
Be they few or be they many.
The time for painting now has come,
And every one desires a home
That looks fresh and clean and new,
As none but a good painter can do.
Painting, papering and glazing, too,
Will make your old house look quite new.
He will take your work either way.
By the job or by the day.
If you have work give him a call,
He'll take your orders, large or small.
Respectfully,
W. C. GILBERT,
P. O. Box No. S,
THL DALLES. OR.
S. L. YOUNG,
: : JEWELER : :
Watches and Jewelry repaired to order on
short notice, and satisfaction guaranteed
AT THE
Store of I. C. Nlckelxen, 3d St. The Dalles
W. E. GARRETSON.
Leading Jeweler.
HOLE AGENT FOK THE
All Watch Work Warranted.
Jewelry Made to Order.
138 Second St.. The Dalles. Or.
A. A. Brown,
Keeps a full assortment of
Staple and Fancy Groceries,
and Provisions.
which he offers at Low Figures.
SPEGIflL :-: PRIGES
to Cash. Buyers.
Highest Cash Prices for Eggs and
other Proance.
170 SECOND STREET.
The Dalles
Giga : FaetoFy
FIRST STKiZEZEKT.
FACTORY NO. 105.
fTf A T O of the Beat Brands
VA vT-l VXLkI? manufactured, and
orders from all parts of the country filled
on the shortest notice.
The reputation of THE DALLES CI
GAR has become firmly established, and
the demand for the home manufactured
article is increasing every day.
'i ill 1 1 Muni1 ii ill iiiJiiuhi pi I
HAVE YOU TRIED
TO FIND A CURB KOB
RHEUMATISM, LUMBAGO, SCIATICA,
KIDNEY, LIVER and BLADDER
COMPLAINTS, DYSPEPSIA, LAME-BACK, &c
mm mm
m
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as we have restored thousands to robust health and visor, after all other treatments failed, as can L i
shown bv hundreds of cajinn throughout this and other States, who wonld oladlv tMtirv. and from man
of whom we bare strong letters bearing testimony
WE HAVE CURED THESE WE CAN CURE YOUI
r.PMPPAL nFRILITV nURED
fcun Fr.iuciuco, Cul.. Augawt 14. 1892.
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I was troubled with, loet vigor, vital weakness, and
almost a complete loss of power. I would set
a very tired feeling, bone aching, etc.; elm
your belt I hiva had a new lease of lif I n
be up witn
ice chi ii
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it most confidence in yonr treatment. Yon
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RHEUMATISM AND LAMENESS CURED.
Portland, Oregon, April 18 1J2.
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two weeks ago for rheumatism, from which 1 suffered
ior several years, i or lae db bh monuu inaaooi
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M. . HUGHES, Proprietor International Hotel.
NERVOUS DEBILITY-LOSS OF VICOR-
Tacoma. Wash., October 24, 1892.
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Electric belt for general nervous debility, and to-day
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la a complete Ralvanlo battery, made into a belt so aa to be easily worn daring work or atrest, and It
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From TERlBINrlli op INTERIOR Points
THE
RKILRORD
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vesaDUiea i rains every aay in ine year to
pauI and Chieagd
NO CHANGE OF CARS.
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TOURIST SLEEPING CARS
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for holders of First and Second-class Tickets, and
ELEGANT DAY COACHES
A continuous line, connecting with all lines,
affording direct and uninterrupted service.
Pullman Sleeper reservations can be secured
in advance through any agent of the road.
TUDflllPU TIPIfFTTC To and from all
InnUUbn IIUIVlIO points in America,
England and Europe can be purchased at any
ticket office of the company.
Full information concerning rates, time of
trains, routes and other details furnished on
application to
W. C. ALLAWAY,
Agent D. P. & A. Nav. Co., Regulator office, The
Dalles, Or., or
' A. D. CHARLTON,
Ass't. Genera Passenger Agt.. Portland. gn.
Undertake Establishment!
PRINZ & NITSCHKE
-DEALER8 IN-
Furniture and Carpets
We have added to our business a
somplete TJndertading Establishment,
and aa we are in no way oonnected with
the Undertakers' Trust our prices will
be low accordingly
lira Fan
POLAND CHINA HOGS.
Come and see them, or write. All letters
D. BUNN
Pipe Work, Tin Repairs 0 fyofing
MAINS TAPPED UNDER PRESSURE.
Shop on Third Street, next
DRUGS AND FAILED
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ror Memory, all Female Com.
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(rn nr.Tif oil n rn.o oi mfnnfl tun--
OT7 WEW." ahoiilrl ho rt'nd evprv vnni
to their recovery after using our Belt
LAME BACK AND RHEUMATISM.
Pnrtlnnr) Oraonn Rantflrnh.. OR TOO?
Dr. A. T. Sand en. Dear Sir : Years of fiinosar-' ii nd
hard work, combined with the strain coining from t he
gave me a severe case of lame back.
iromwoicni sunerea lor seven years. 1 was o naa
that I could not bend my back. W as all doubled up
with it. I bought one of yonr belts. It help, d me
inside of two days, and I continued to wear it for f oar
months, being perfectly cured. That was two years
nco, and I am as welt to-day ns I ever was in my life. I
know your belt well, and I know lots of people who
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they would try it they would find it the same as 1 did
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wants to inquire nbou' t.
BOBEBT BURREL, Engineer Hotel Portland.
LOST VITALITY AND STRENGTH.
v m Everett, wash, June 18, 1892.
Dr. A. T. Sander, Dear Sir: Since wearing yonr
belt I have been greatly benefited. I feel my old en
ergy fast returning; and after a month's use of the
belt I find myself twice as vigorous as before. My
memory is now nearly perfect, and each day shows
for the better. I f ?el much stronger tha before
using the belt. Yours truly, HNBY 8GHUL.TZ,
iARTIC FACTORY
I
SODA WATER AMD IOE CEEAM.
Candies and Nuts
at wholesale
quotations.
Specialties
TOBACCO,
CIGARS AND
SWEET DKINKS
Finest Peanut Roaster In The Dalles
2dSreet J. FOLCO
At right side
Mrs. Obarr's
restaurant.
COLUMBIA
Candy Factory,
Campbell Bros. Proprs
(Successors to w. s. cram.)
Manufacturers of the finest French and
Home Made
OAISTDIBS,
East of Portland.
DEALERS IN
Tropical Fruits, Nuts, Cigars and Tobacco.
Can furnish any of these goods at Wholesale
or Retail
OYSTBfS4fr
In Every Style.
Ice Cream andSoda Water.
104 Second Street.The Dalles, Or.
C. F. STEPHENS,
DEALER IN
Dry Goods
lothing
Boots, Shoes, Hats, Etc
FanciJ Joodg, taiig,
Etc., Etc., Etc.
Second St., The Dalles.
I can furnish a number of
THOROUGHBRED
POLAND CHINA HOGS,
Male or female, most any age.
Price, $20 per head, or lf35 per pair.
. ' it
promptly answered.
EDMKRD JUDY,
CENTERVILLE, WASH.
door west of Young & Kuss'
City Stables,
Corner of Fourth and Federal Sts., The Dalles, Oregon.
These Stables have on hand the finest Livery in Eastern
Oregon, and can accommodate patrons with either Single
or Double Rigs, closed Hacks or Carriages day or night.
MORE ROOM.
Also, can furnish l'irst Class accommodations to teamsters with freight
or driving teams, haviiiK added to their stables large feeding and wagon room.
H. C. NIE
Clothier and Tailor,
BOOTS AND SHOES,
Hats and Caps, Trunks and Valises,
Grents' jPurnistLing; G-oods,
CORNER OF SECOM AND WASHINGTON. THE DALLES, OREGON.
J O. MACK,
FIJlE WlMEg and LIQUOR jj
DOMESTIC
And KEY WEST
CIGARS.
FRENCH'S
171 SECOND STREET, :
DRUGS
Snipes & Kinersly.
THE LEADING
loH ail Retail Dints.
Handled by Three Registered Druggists.
ALSO ALL THE LEADING
Patent (Dedieines and Druggists Sundries.
, HOUSE PAINTS. OILS AND GLASS.
Agents for Murphy's Fine Varnishes and the only agents in
the City for The Sherwin, Williams Co.'s Paints.
we are
The Largest Dealers in Wall Paper.
Finest Line of Imported Key West and Domestic Cigars.
Agent for Tansill's Punch.
129 Second Street, The Dalles, Oregon
THE CELEBRATED
COLUMBIA BREWERY,
AUGUST BUCHLER, PropY.
This well-known Brewery ia now turning out the best Beer and Porter
east of the Cascades. The latest appliances for the manufacture of good health
ful Beer have been introduced, and only the first-class article will be placed on
the market.
Job
FIRST
PR
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CAN BE
CHRONICLE OFFICE
BURHAM &
ROBERTSON,
Proprietors.
Commercial Patronage Solicited.
THE
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PABST BEER.
BLOCK.
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