The Dalles Daily Ghroniele. THE DALLES ... OBEOOH SATURDAY - - - - APR. 15, 1893 Published Dally, Sunday Excepted. BY THE CHRONICLE PUBLISHING CO. Corner Second and Washington Streets, Dulles, Oregon. The Term of Subscription Per Year ;.6 00 Per month, by carrier 50 Blngle copy 5 KNIGHTS OF THE URN. Sissy Men with a Genius for Doylies, China and Velvet Rugs. As a contrast to the masculine girl and her swagger it might be pertinent to present the sissy man and his affec tations. You see this rare exotic in full bloom at those essentially feminine ceremonies known as five-o'clock teas, where nothing sweetened and tied up with a bow furnishes the repast, where soft light niters through rose-hued shades over fair faces and aestheticism revels in daintiness galore. The sissy man has his prototype in Paris and in London, and one of his chief character istics is his devotion to the married wom en, particularly if she has a monster of a husband that can't understand Brown ing and had rather shovel coal than read Rossetti. The sissy makes it a point to calmly ignore the husband, who would kick him out for his imper tinence only that he knows what a harmless little lamb he is and thinks it would be needlessly cruel. lie knows, according-to the New York Sun, more about the code of can dy giving and the etiquette of flowers than he does about the constitution of the United States. He has his sweet apartments, where the foot sinks noiselessly into velvet rugs and the walls are draped with sigh-away tints and hung with pre Raphaelite etchings. lie gives his dear little teas, where the china is exquisite, the appointments elaborate and beau tiful, lie is up on doylies, and knows all about linen and silver. He per suades his married divinity to preside at the urn and gives himself up to the perfect ecstasy of adoring and serving her. A nice old lady who was invited to one 6f these teas, and went early be cause she thought the poor fellow wouldn't have enough spoons and nap kins, or think to dust the glassware, - and would be terribly upset and flus trated, looked on in amazement while the host made delicious cream things in a silver chafing dish and apologized for the stupitlity of his servant, who gave some one a chocolate spoon with a tea cup. And when he began telling how he had a dinner served for four every night whether he invited any guests or not, and that there was the same order of service and quite as elaborate a menu when he dined quite alone as when his most honored guests were at the feast, because that was the proper way to train servants and manage a household, the old lady said it positively made her ieel profane, like going to an Ingersoll lecture and having the Bible ridiculed, it was so opposed to all Christian cus toms and practices. Patent, medicines differ One has reasonableness, another has not. One has reputation another has not. One has confidence, born of success, another has only "hopes." Don't take it for granted that all patent medicines are alike. They are not.' Let the years of uninterrupted success and the tens of thousands of cured and happy men and women, place Dr. Pierce's Golden Med ical Discovery and Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription on the side of the compari son to which they belong. And there isn't a state or territory, no nor hardly a country in the world, whether its peo ple realize it or not, but have men and women in them that're happier because of their discovery and their effects. Think of this in health. Think of it in sickness. And then think whether you you can afford to make the trial if the makers can afford to take the risk to give your money back, as they do, if they do not benefit or cure you. German dentists now make false teeth of paper. They are said to be a very natural imitation of the real article and last for years. Now Try This. It will cost you nothing and will sure ly do yon good, if you have a cough, cold, or any trouble with throat, chest or lungs. Dr. King's New Discovery for consumption, coughs and colds is guar anteed to give relief, or money will be paid back. Sufferers from la grippe found it just the thing and under its use had a speedy and thorough recov eay. Try a sample bottle at our ex pense, and learn for yourself just how good a thing it is. Trial bottles free at Snipes & Kinersly's drug store. Large size 50c and $1. Good Job Printing. If you have your job printing done at The Chbonicle you will have the ad vantage of having it done with the most modern and approved type, with which we keep continually supplied. All jobs under the direct supervision of one of the most successful and artistic printers in .the Northwest. Sam Hop & Co. have purchased the laundry recently owned by Gee Sing. They hope by careful attention to busi ness to merit a share of patronage. All accounts must be presented to Sam Hop & Co. within the next ten days. Sam Hop & Co. WOOD, WOOD, WOOD. Beat grades of oak, fir, and Blab cord wood, at lowest . market rates at Jos. T. Peters & Co. (Office Second and Jeffer The more Chamberlain's Cough Rem edy is used the better it is liked. We know of no other remedy that always gives satisfaction. It is good when you first catch cold. It is good when your cough is seated and your lungs are sore. It is good in any kind of a cough. We have sold twenty-five dozen of it and every bottle has given satisfaction. Stedman & Friedman, druggists, Minne sota Lake, Minn. 50 cent bottles for sale by Blakeley & Houghton, drug gists. Should the Sandwich islands really become part of the United States they will be the most picturesque feature of the great republic. They deserve the title "Flowery Kingdom" perhaps even better than Japan, since flowers bloom on the islands all the year round, and are peculiarly beloved by all the inhabitants. Eocts., GOcta., end ILOO per Bottle. Cures Couchs, Hoarnenes, Sore Throat, Croup Lrnmptly: relieves Whooping Cough and Asthma. Fir Consumption It bas no rival; has cured thousands where all others failed; will curb you if taken in time. Sold by Druggists on a ir" lanmtee. For Lame Back or Chest, use SMI LOU'S l-LASlEB. 25 eta. CATARRH REMEDY. Have you Catarrh ? This remedy is guaran teed to cure you. atico so eta. injector irea. For sale by Snipes Klnersly. ptesh Paint! W. C. Gilbert hereby sends His compliments to every friend And enemy if he has any Be they few or be they many. The time for painting now has come, And every one desires a home That looks fresh and clean and new, As none but a good painter can do. Painting, papering and glazing, too, Will make your old house look quite new. He will take your work either way. By the job or by the day. If you have work give him a call, He'll take your orders, large or small. Respectfully, W. C. GILBERT, P. O. Box No. S, THL DALLES. OR. S. L. YOUNG, : : JEWELER : : Watches and Jewelry repaired to order on short notice, and satisfaction guaranteed AT THE Store of I. C. Nlckelxen, 3d St. The Dalles W. E. GARRETSON. Leading Jeweler. HOLE AGENT FOK THE All Watch Work Warranted. Jewelry Made to Order. 138 Second St.. The Dalles. Or. A. A. Brown, Keeps a full assortment of Staple and Fancy Groceries, and Provisions. which he offers at Low Figures. SPEGIflL :-: PRIGES to Cash. Buyers. Highest Cash Prices for Eggs and other Proance. 170 SECOND STREET. The Dalles Giga : FaetoFy FIRST STKiZEZEKT. FACTORY NO. 105. fTf A T O of the Beat Brands VA vT-l VXLkI? manufactured, and orders from all parts of the country filled on the shortest notice. The reputation of THE DALLES CI GAR has become firmly established, and the demand for the home manufactured article is increasing every day. 'i ill 1 1 Muni1 ii ill iiiJiiuhi pi I HAVE YOU TRIED TO FIND A CURB KOB RHEUMATISM, LUMBAGO, SCIATICA, KIDNEY, LIVER and BLADDER COMPLAINTS, DYSPEPSIA, LAME-BACK, &c mm mm m Oar 900 paffe book "THREE CLASS nilddle-nsred and old man, sent sealed, free. Dr. Sanden's Electric Belt Is no ezperlmbi. as we have restored thousands to robust health and visor, after all other treatments failed, as can L i shown bv hundreds of cajinn throughout this and other States, who wonld oladlv tMtirv. and from man of whom we bare strong letters bearing testimony WE HAVE CURED THESE WE CAN CURE YOUI r.PMPPAL nFRILITV nURED fcun Fr.iuciuco, Cul.. Augawt 14. 1892. Dr. A. T. Sanden, Dear Sir : Hoi ore I used your belt I was troubled with, loet vigor, vital weakness, and almost a complete loss of power. I would set a very tired feeling, bone aching, etc.; elm your belt I hiva had a new lease of lif I n be up witn ice chi ii toot belt 1 b'iva bad a new lease of lif.. X now enjoy life better than I have for ten yearn past. I have the utmost confidence in yonr treatment. Yon can pub Jish this Htatementjalso have others write or call on ae oettertnan i nave lor ten years pasx. x it most confidence in yonr treatment. 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Manufacturers of the finest French and Home Made OAISTDIBS, East of Portland. DEALERS IN Tropical Fruits, Nuts, Cigars and Tobacco. Can furnish any of these goods at Wholesale or Retail OYSTBfS4fr In Every Style. Ice Cream andSoda Water. 104 Second Street.The Dalles, Or. C. F. STEPHENS, DEALER IN Dry Goods lothing Boots, Shoes, Hats, Etc FanciJ Joodg, taiig, Etc., Etc., Etc. Second St., The Dalles. I can furnish a number of THOROUGHBRED POLAND CHINA HOGS, Male or female, most any age. Price, $20 per head, or lf35 per pair. . ' it promptly answered. EDMKRD JUDY, CENTERVILLE, WASH. door west of Young & Kuss' City Stables, Corner of Fourth and Federal Sts., The Dalles, Oregon. These Stables have on hand the finest Livery in Eastern Oregon, and can accommodate patrons with either Single or Double Rigs, closed Hacks or Carriages day or night. MORE ROOM. Also, can furnish l'irst Class accommodations to teamsters with freight or driving teams, haviiiK added to their stables large feeding and wagon room. H. C. NIE Clothier and Tailor, BOOTS AND SHOES, Hats and Caps, Trunks and Valises, Grents' jPurnistLing; G-oods, CORNER OF SECOM AND WASHINGTON. THE DALLES, OREGON. J O. MACK, FIJlE WlMEg and LIQUOR jj DOMESTIC And KEY WEST CIGARS. FRENCH'S 171 SECOND STREET, : DRUGS Snipes & Kinersly. THE LEADING loH ail Retail Dints. Handled by Three Registered Druggists. ALSO ALL THE LEADING Patent (Dedieines and Druggists Sundries. , HOUSE PAINTS. OILS AND GLASS. Agents for Murphy's Fine Varnishes and the only agents in the City for The Sherwin, Williams Co.'s Paints. we are The Largest Dealers in Wall Paper. Finest Line of Imported Key West and Domestic Cigars. Agent for Tansill's Punch. 129 Second Street, The Dalles, Oregon THE CELEBRATED COLUMBIA BREWERY, AUGUST BUCHLER, PropY. This well-known Brewery ia now turning out the best Beer and Porter east of the Cascades. The latest appliances for the manufacture of good health ful Beer have been introduced, and only the first-class article will be placed on the market. Job FIRST PR JO CAN BE CHRONICLE OFFICE BURHAM & ROBERTSON, Proprietors. Commercial Patronage Solicited. THE C E L EBR ATE D PABST BEER. BLOCK. : THE D AXLES, OR. CLKSS HAD AT THE lT' Nt'n son streets.)