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TIIK DALLES
OBKGOS
THURSDAY
OCTOBER 27, 1892
Published Dally, Sunday Exoepted.
BY
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STATU OFFICIALS.
Oovcmoi 8. Pennoyer
fiecretary oi State G. W. McBride
Treasurer Phillip Metschan
Bnpt. of Public Instruction E. B. McElroy
N. Dolph
ntors j.-H. Mitchell
Congressman B. Hermann
Stajte Printer Frank Baker
COUSTI OFFICIALS.
County Judge...,
Sheriff.
Clerk
Treasurer
Commissioners.
Geo. C. Blakeley
T. A. Ward
J. B. Crossen
, Win. MicheU
(Jas. Uarnielle
(Frank Kincaid
Assessor Joel W. Koontz
Bnrveyor E. F. Sharp
Superintendent of Public Schools. . .Troy Shelley
Coroner N. M. Eastwood
How to Roll an Umbrella.
"Certainly, but you don't need any,"
said a salesman in a Chapel street store
recently to a customer who had jnst
bought an umbrella, and who had asked
for a rubber ring.
"But I want to keep the ends of the
ribs from spreading when the umbrella
is rolled up," and the customer held up
for inspection the umbrella he had just
rolled.
"Let me show you," said the sales
man, as he unfastened the band and
shook out the folds. Grasping the stick
so that his right hand held the ends of
the ribs close to the wood, ho began roll
ing the silk in the curve of his left hand.
"Whenever he gave the umbrella a turn
he kept the ribs in their original posi
tion, and when the rolling was complete
he held up the umbrella and showed that
the metal tips pressed as closely to the
stick as if riveted in place. New Haven
Palladium.
Slips That Always Raise (a Laugh
To few of us is it given never to make
a slip of the tongue. On the contrary,
most people have some unpleasant mem
ory or other of some dreadful mistake
they have fallen into, and even although
years may have passed since the fatal
moment when their lips betrayed them,
they are still unable to recall the cir
cumstances without again experiencing
the agony and their cheeks displaying
the blush which followed upon the first
discovery of the slip. Take a few exam
ples to illustrate what we have ad
vanced. It was but a very small and
ven insignificant change of a letter
which rather spoiled the impressive elo
quence of a preacher, who, warning his
audience against idolatry, in place of
"Bow not thy knee to an idol," made a
false step and said, "Bow not thine eye
to a needle."
In the same way the young clergyman
with the correct Oxford pronunciation
in giving the hymn, "Conquering Kings,"
merely stumbled over the first vowel,
but being unable to save himself was
hurried over the precipice and startled
his congregation with the announce
ment, "The hymn tonight will be 'Kin
qnering Congs, Kinquering Gongs."'
Much the same was the pitfall into
which a reverend gentleman walked
when in place of saying "Behold the
fig tree, how it withereth away," by a
simple transposition of two letters he
asked his audience to "Behold the wig
tree, how it fithereth away." London
Tablet.
The Sad Part of It.
A good soul in Ohio absolutely wor-
ships Dickens, even going so far as burn
ing a candle before his portrait. She
reads nothing but Dickens, and when he
came here to read she wrote to inquire
whether he'd visit the west. Receiving
a reply in Dickens' own handwriting,
her joy knew no bounds. Her hero could
not leave the east, therefore she deter
mined to go-to New York.
Jones, the husband, demurred, but
upon being wakened one night with the
threat that if he did not give her money
to travel like a Christian, she would
walk, Jones succumbed. Mrs. Jones
went to New York, had a private inter
view with Dickons, attended his read
ings, and returned home mora Tabid than
ever.
When the news came of Dickens'
death Mrs. Jones was inconsolable. Not
long after Mrs. Jones' sister died, but
owing to the illness of this sister's hus
band, whom she was obliged to nurse,
.Mrs. Jones could not attend the funeral.
When the rest of her family returned
they found Mrs. Jones reading "Pick
. wick" to the sick and bereaved man. As
a relative approached, the bed, Mrs.
Jones burst into tears, exclaiming: "The
saddest part of it all is to think that
dear Sarah died before I had finished
reading 'Martin Chuzzlewit' to her; and
now . she'll never, never know how it
ends! Oh, it's too bad!" Kate .Field's
Waahiiurtob.
Established uM
1866. yJt
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awa ; "sk.i y vc designs.
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Buida, alao to lntarterenca, appel, riiuin. trada
marts, u prrsirfttio of opinion to btfrlogemont.'
JMpo and T!ldity of pjttnti, and tha proMcntion and
dafuiM of mil for iUrtageaent. Our book of initruo
wona. term, references, etc., sent free.
lSON lUtOTHKKS, Suitable Building.
X: F St.. VmhlllKton, I. C
. . free stamp for postage on handsome (tlns
trated bookie. It.tlv. I-.-otn-ecj;" puk:Uhj erioo
" eents. and oar qaarto-centennial saaipblet tor
' aatora, annfairtnrera ana pa.tenees. Y
lafanttaai inja rwrail -
H. H. tiiu
Caehier.
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First Rational Bank.
:he dalles;
OREGON
A General Banking Business transacted
. Deposits received, subject to Sight ,
Draft or Check. v
Collections made and proceeds promptly
reiuiEiea on uaj oi coiiecuou.
Sight and Telegraphic Exchange sold on
New York, San Francieco and Port
land. DIRECTORS.
D. P. Thompson. Jso. S. Schknck,
Ed. M. Williams, Geo. A. Liebe.
H. M. Eeaix.
THE DALLES
Rational Jr Bank,
Of DALLES CITY, OR.
President - - - - - Z. F. Moody
Vice-President, - - Chaklks Hilton
Cashier, ----- M. A. Moody
General Banking Business Transacted.
Sight Exchanges Sold on
NEW YORK,
SAN FRANCISCO,
CHICAGO
: and PORTLAND, OR.
Collections made on favoreble terms
at all accessible points.
City Wagon Shop,
Second St., opposite Hood's Stable,
TBE DALLES,
A. SANDROCK, Prop.
First class Carriare and Wagon mak
ing. General repairing to order, in a
satisfactory manner, at reasonable
prices. Give me a call.
OMAHA
Kansas City, St. Paul,
CHICAGO, ST. LOUIS,
AND ALL POINTS
Kast, North and South
LEAVE THE DALLES:
No. 7, west bound 4:10 p.m.
No. 1, " " 3:05a.m.
No. 2, east bound 11:55 p.m.
No. 8, " " ...... 1:25 p. m.
PULLMAN SLEEPERS,
COLONIST SLEEPERS,
RECLINING CHAIR CARS,
and DINERS.
Steamers from PORTLAND to SAN FRANCISCO
EVERY FOUR DAYS.
TICKETSEUROPE
For rates and general information call on
E. E. LYTLE,
Depot Ticket Agent.
W. H. HURLBURT, Asst. Gen. PasB. Agt,
54 Washington St,
Portland, Okkgon.
From TERlHiriHIt 0v IJiTEltfOS Points
-THE
RKILROKD
Is the line to take
TO ALL POINTS EAST AND SOUTH.
It 1b the Dining Car Route. It runs Through
Vestibuled Trains every day in the year to
p. p&ul and dhicago
SO CHANGE OF CARS.J
Composed of Dining Cars unsurpassed. Pull
man Drawing Room Sleepers of latest equipment.
TOURIST SLEEPING CARS
Best that can be constructed, and In which
accommodations are both Free and Furnished
for holders of First and Second-class Tickets, and
ELEGANT DAY COACHES
A continuous Hne, connecting with all lines,
affording direct and uninterrupted service.
Pullman Sleeper reservations can be secured
in advance through any agent of the road.
THROUGH JIGKETS points in America,
England and Europe can be purchased at any
ticket office of the company.
Full information concerning rates, time of
trains, routes and other details furnished on
application to
" W. C. ALLAWAY,
Agent D. P. & A. NaT. Co., Regulator office, The
Dalles, Or., or
A. D. CHARLTON,
Ass' t. General Passer, ger Agt, Portland, Jajn.
J. B. 8CBBHCK,
President.
(i ON SALE
NIT
era Pale
IOTE3SIOItAI. CAKDv.
D SLDDALL DaimRT. Gas given tor the
e painless extraction of teeth. Also teeth
et on flowed aluminum plate. Rooms: Sign of
the Golden Tooth, Second Street.
J-R. G. E. SANDERS t
Graduate of the UmveS'ty'oicrilgan."' Suc
cessor to Dr. Tucker. Oflice over Frenchs'
Bonk, The Dalles, Or.
F.
M. SALTER, Civil, Engineering, Survey
ing, and Architecture. The Dalles, Or.
JF. 8NEDAKER. D. D. 8., has located per-
manently in The Dalles, and offers his ser
vices to the public in nted of den tistry. Office
in Chapman building, Second street. Rooms 36
and 37 over the Post Office book store.
DR. ESHELMAN (Hotijeopathic; Physician
and Surgeon. Calls answered promptly,
day or night, city or country. Office So. 36 and
87 Chapman block. - wtf
DR. O. D. DOANE PHYSICIAN AND 8TJB
seon. Office; rooms 5 and 6 Chapman
Block. Residence: S. E. corner Court and
Fourth streets, secmd door from the corner.
Office hours 9 to 12 A. M., 2 to 6 and 7 to j P. M.
S. B. DUFUK. . FRANK XINBFEB.
IAUFD1S, fc MENEFEE Attorneys - at
LJ law Room 8 42 and 43, over Post
Office Building, Entrance on Washington Street
The Dalles, Oregon.
7 H. WILSOKAttorney-at-law Rooms
VV 52 and 53, New Vogt Block, Second Street,
The Dalles, Oregon.
t 6. BENNETT, ATTORNE Y-AT-1AW. Of
nee m Scbanno's building, up stairs. The
Dalles, Oregon.
F. r. KAYS. B. 8. HUNTINGTON. H. 8. WILSON.
TAY8, HCNTINGTON & WHSON ATTOB
JA nkys-at-law. Offices, French's block over
First National Bank, The Dalles. Oregon.
DR. ELIZA A. INGALL8, Physician, Sur
geon and Oculist. Office: Rooms 40 and
47 Chapman Block.
SOCIETIES.
ASSEMBLY NO. 4827, K. OF L. Meets in K.
of P. hall the second and fourth Wednes
days of each month at 7:30 p. m.
w
A8CO LODGE, NO. 15, A. F. & A. M. Meets
nret ana tmra Monday of eacn montn at 7
DALLES ROYAL ARCH CHAPTER NO. 6.
Meets in Masonic Hall the third Wednesday
of each month at 7 P. M.
MODERN WOODMEN OF THE WORLD.
Mt. Hood CampNo.59,MeetsTuesdayeven
ingof each week in the K. of P. Hall, at 7 :30 p.' u.
COLUMBIA LODGE, NO. 5, I. O. O. F. Meets
every Friday evening at 7:30 o'clock, in K.
of P. hall, corner Second and Court streets.
Sojourning brothers are welcome.
H. Clough, Sec'y. H. A. Bills.N. G.
FRIENDSHIP LODGE, NO. 9., K. of P. Meets
every Monday evening at 7:30 o'clock, in
Schanno's building, corner of Court and Second
streets. Sojourning members are cordially in
vited. W. S. Cram,
D. W.Vausb, K. of R. and 8. C C
WOMEN'S CHRISTIAN TEMPERENCE
UNION will meet every Friday afternoon
at S o'clock at the reading room. All are invited.
TEMPLE LODGE NO. 3, A. O. U. W. Meets
at K. f P. Hall, Corner Second and Court
Streets, Thursday evenings at 7 :30.
George Gibons,
W. 8 Myers, Financier. M..W.
JAS. NESMITH POST, No. 32, G. A. R. Meets
every Saturday at 7:30 p. m., in the K. of P.
naii.
B.
OF L. E. Meets every Sunday afternoon in
tne iv. oi v. nan.
C- ESANG VEREIN Meets every
X evening In the K. of P. Hall.
Sunday
T OFL.F. DIVISION, No. 167 Meets in the
JL. K. ot r. nail the first ana third .Wednes
day of each month, st 7 :3o p. sc.
THE CHURCHES.
OT. PETERS CHURCH Rev. Father Brons
O GEEST Pastor. Low Mass every Sunday at
7 a. m. mgn Mass at li:s) i. K. vespers at
7 km.
ADVENT CHRISTIAN CHURCH. Preaching
In the Y. M. C. A. rooms every Sunday at 11
a. m. and 7 p. m. Sunday school immediately
after morning service. J. A. Orchard, pastor.
ST. PAULS CHURCH Union Street, opposite
Fifth. Rev. EUD.Sutclifle Rector. Services
every Sunday at 11 A. M. and 7:30 p. M. Sunday
School 9:45 A. m. Evening Prayer on Friday at
7:30
FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH Rev. O. D. TAY
LOR, Pastor. Morning services every Sab
bath at the academy at 11 a. m. Sabbath
School immediately after morning services.
Praver niectin? Fridnv evening at Pastor's resi
dence. Union services in the court house at 7
P. M.
CONGREGATIONAL CHURCH Rev. W. C.
Curtis, Pastor. Services every Sunday at 11
a. k. and 7 p. M. Sunday School after morning
service. Strangers cordially invited. Seats free.
ME. CHURCH Rev. J. Whiblrr, pastor.
Services everv Sundav morning at 11 a. m.
Sunday School at 12:20 o'clock P. M. Epworth
League at 6:30 p. m. Praver meetinsr everv
Thursday evening at 7 :30 o'clock. A cordial in
vitation is extended by both pastor and people
to all.
YOUR flTTEIJTIOJl
Ib called to tie fact that
Hugh Glenn,
Dealer in Glass, Lime, Plaster, Cement
and Building Material of all kinds.
Carrie the Fines Ibe of
To be found in the City.
72 UJashitigton Sttfeet.
PlClUFG
A V shaped contrivance, to be placed on
tne rront or engines or last expreea
trains, is " the latest scheme to get more
speed, by overcoming much of the nat
ural resistance of the air to tbe front of
the locomotive. Tho plow extends from
a few inches above the track to the top
of the smokestack, the sharp edge of
course h front. - "Shoveling fog' is a
common expression among railroad
men, but plowing wind . 13 a new thing
in railroad agriculture. English Me
chanic.
Packed in the Tee for the Winter.
On last Saturday Master Calvin B.
Crocker captured a twelve pound turtle.
The reptile was discovered under the ice
that had formed over a pool near his
home on Rockland street, and was taken
"alive and kicking" after a breaking and
entering of his icy home. Dedham
(Mass.) Transcript.
The Algerians know what a real plague
of grasshoppers is. In one district of
that country alone over 50,000 gallons of
the eggs of the pest were gathered and
burned last year.
There will be 44-1 electoral votes in
1892. Congress passed last year a reap
portionment bill based on the census o'
1890, allowing one member to 173.90;
people.
The survey for the railroad from Mom
bassa, on the east African coast, to tt it
lakes in the territories of the British E-l
Africa company is to be begun at once.
The Liverpool elevated railway will be
worked by electricity, using motor cars
instead of separate locomotives.
A. A. Brown,
Keeps a full assortment of
Staple and Fancy Groceries,
and Provisions.
which he offers at Low Figure.
SPEGMIi :-: PAIGES
to Cash. Buyers.
Hifihest Casl Prices for Eis and
other ProSuce.
170 SECOND STREET.
A NEW
Dndertaking Establishment!
PRINZ & NITSCHKE.
-DEALERS IX
Furniture and Carpets.
vve nave aaaea to our business a
complete Undertaking Establishment,
and as we are in no way connected with
the Undertakers' Trust our prices will
be low accordingly. -
Remember our place on Second street,
next to Moody's bank.
The Dalles
Gigar : Faetory
FIEST STEBBT.
FACTORY NO. 105.
Pfp A T O of the Best Brands
VJJL VX-3l-IAjO manufactured, and
orders from all parts of the country filled
on the shortest notice.
The reputation of THE DALLES CI
GAR has become firmly established, and
the demand for the home manufactured
article is increasing every day.
A. ULRICH & SON.
The Snug.
W. H. BUTTS, Prop.
No. 90 Second Sreet, The Dalles, Or.
This well known stand, ' kept by the
well known W. H. Butts, lone a resi
dent of Wasco county, has an extraordi
nary nne stock ot
Sheep Herder's Delight and Irish Disturbance.
In fact, all the leading brands of fine
Wines, Liquors and Cigars. Give the
old man a call and you will come again.
MKS. 0. DAVIS
Has Opened the
REVERE RESTAURANT,
la the New. Frame Building on
SECOND STREET, Next to tne
Diamond Flouring Mills. . ..
First Class Meals Furnished at all Hours.
'' OnrWMt4 Help F&pieyad.
FIRST -
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CAN BE
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imp
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H R O NIC LE O FFICE
- Reasonably Ruinous fates.
: D1LALERS IN :-
Hay, Grain
Masonic Block. Comer Third and
iew QDlumbia j4ptelv
' . THE DALLES, OREGON.
Best Dollar a Day House on the Coast!
First-Class Meals, 25 Cents.
First Class Hotel in Every Respect.'
None but the Best of White Help Employed.
T. T. Nicholas, Pvop.
BUNN
Pipe WorR, TiBi Repairs M
MAINS TAPPED TJNJJER PRESSURE.
Shop on Third Street, next Joor west of Young & Kuss
Blacksmith Shop.
H.G.NIELS6N,
Glothiep and Tailor,
BOOTS AND SHOES,
Hats and Caps, Trunks and Valises,
Garoxa.-ts 3Jtxxti 1 mTrt 1ng Groods,
. . , . .. i . . . . , .
CORNER OF SECOND AND WASHINGTON, THE DALLES, OREGON.
HORSES
J. S. COOPER,
Commencing the 3rd of August and every month throughout the year will hold
Special Extensively Advertised Sales of
WEST9RN RKNOE HORSES.
Rffrr jNational Live Stock Bank, Chicago, 111. ,7 , n
Reference . fchicago NationaI Bank Chicago, V W rite 0t PartlCUlafS.
Jlorth
Washington
SITUATED AT THE
Destined to be the Best
t Manufacturing Center in
the Inland Empire.
For Further Information Call at the Off Ice of
IfiteFstate Mestment Go.,
D. D. TAYIflB. Tie BallES. Or. 72 WasMmEtoa. St. PDrtlana ,pr
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and Feed.
Court Streets. The Dalles.Oregon.
ELL,
acnes.
Corner Barn, Union Stock Yards, Chicago, Illinois.
The Largest and Only Strictly Commission Dealer
in Horses in the United States. -
Dalles,
Washingto
HEAD OF NAVIGATION.
Best Selling Property of
the Season in the Northwest.