TO ':s tfie Dalles Daily" C&oniele. TIIK DALLES OBKGOS THURSDAY OCTOBER 27, 1892 Published Dally, Sunday Exoepted. BY XHE CHRONICLE PUBLISHING CO. Corner Second and Washington Streets, The Dalies, Oregon. Terms of Subscription PerYear. ..... $6 00 Per month, by carrier 50 Single copy 5 STATU OFFICIALS. Oovcmoi 8. Pennoyer fiecretary oi State G. W. McBride Treasurer Phillip Metschan Bnpt. of Public Instruction E. B. McElroy N. Dolph ntors j.-H. Mitchell Congressman B. Hermann Stajte Printer Frank Baker COUSTI OFFICIALS. County Judge..., Sheriff. Clerk Treasurer Commissioners. Geo. C. Blakeley T. A. Ward J. B. Crossen , Win. MicheU (Jas. Uarnielle (Frank Kincaid Assessor Joel W. Koontz Bnrveyor E. F. Sharp Superintendent of Public Schools. . .Troy Shelley Coroner N. M. Eastwood How to Roll an Umbrella. "Certainly, but you don't need any," said a salesman in a Chapel street store recently to a customer who had jnst bought an umbrella, and who had asked for a rubber ring. "But I want to keep the ends of the ribs from spreading when the umbrella is rolled up," and the customer held up for inspection the umbrella he had just rolled. "Let me show you," said the sales man, as he unfastened the band and shook out the folds. Grasping the stick so that his right hand held the ends of the ribs close to the wood, ho began roll ing the silk in the curve of his left hand. "Whenever he gave the umbrella a turn he kept the ribs in their original posi tion, and when the rolling was complete he held up the umbrella and showed that the metal tips pressed as closely to the stick as if riveted in place. New Haven Palladium. Slips That Always Raise (a Laugh To few of us is it given never to make a slip of the tongue. On the contrary, most people have some unpleasant mem ory or other of some dreadful mistake they have fallen into, and even although years may have passed since the fatal moment when their lips betrayed them, they are still unable to recall the cir cumstances without again experiencing the agony and their cheeks displaying the blush which followed upon the first discovery of the slip. Take a few exam ples to illustrate what we have ad vanced. It was but a very small and ven insignificant change of a letter which rather spoiled the impressive elo quence of a preacher, who, warning his audience against idolatry, in place of "Bow not thy knee to an idol," made a false step and said, "Bow not thine eye to a needle." In the same way the young clergyman with the correct Oxford pronunciation in giving the hymn, "Conquering Kings," merely stumbled over the first vowel, but being unable to save himself was hurried over the precipice and startled his congregation with the announce ment, "The hymn tonight will be 'Kin qnering Congs, Kinquering Gongs."' Much the same was the pitfall into which a reverend gentleman walked when in place of saying "Behold the fig tree, how it withereth away," by a simple transposition of two letters he asked his audience to "Behold the wig tree, how it fithereth away." London Tablet. The Sad Part of It. A good soul in Ohio absolutely wor- ships Dickens, even going so far as burn ing a candle before his portrait. She reads nothing but Dickens, and when he came here to read she wrote to inquire whether he'd visit the west. Receiving a reply in Dickens' own handwriting, her joy knew no bounds. Her hero could not leave the east, therefore she deter mined to go-to New York. Jones, the husband, demurred, but upon being wakened one night with the threat that if he did not give her money to travel like a Christian, she would walk, Jones succumbed. Mrs. Jones went to New York, had a private inter view with Dickons, attended his read ings, and returned home mora Tabid than ever. When the news came of Dickens' death Mrs. Jones was inconsolable. Not long after Mrs. Jones' sister died, but owing to the illness of this sister's hus band, whom she was obliged to nurse, .Mrs. Jones could not attend the funeral. When the rest of her family returned they found Mrs. Jones reading "Pick . wick" to the sick and bereaved man. As a relative approached, the bed, Mrs. Jones burst into tears, exclaiming: "The saddest part of it all is to think that dear Sarah died before I had finished reading 'Martin Chuzzlewit' to her; and now . she'll never, never know how it ends! Oh, it's too bad!" Kate .Field's Waahiiurtob. Established uM 1866. yJt iCAVFATSw ?Sef Labels, Trade awa ; "sk.i y vc designs. marks. - r wyv Copyrights. -Y lT Plal attention to : rJtxJ ia other Buida, alao to lntarterenca, appel, riiuin. trada marts, u prrsirfttio of opinion to btfrlogemont.' JMpo and T!ldity of pjttnti, and tha proMcntion and dafuiM of mil for iUrtageaent. Our book of initruo wona. term, references, etc., sent free. lSON lUtOTHKKS, Suitable Building. X: F St.. VmhlllKton, I. C . . free stamp for postage on handsome (tlns trated bookie. It.tlv. I-.-otn-ecj;" puk:Uhj erioo " eents. and oar qaarto-centennial saaipblet tor ' aatora, annfairtnrera ana pa.tenees. Y lafanttaai inja rwrail - H. H. tiiu Caehier. T- First Rational Bank. :he dalles; OREGON A General Banking Business transacted . Deposits received, subject to Sight , Draft or Check. v Collections made and proceeds promptly reiuiEiea on uaj oi coiiecuou. Sight and Telegraphic Exchange sold on New York, San Francieco and Port land. DIRECTORS. D. P. Thompson. Jso. S. Schknck, Ed. M. Williams, Geo. A. Liebe. H. M. Eeaix. THE DALLES Rational Jr Bank, Of DALLES CITY, OR. President - - - - - Z. F. Moody Vice-President, - - Chaklks Hilton Cashier, ----- M. A. Moody General Banking Business Transacted. Sight Exchanges Sold on NEW YORK, SAN FRANCISCO, CHICAGO : and PORTLAND, OR. Collections made on favoreble terms at all accessible points. City Wagon Shop, Second St., opposite Hood's Stable, TBE DALLES, A. SANDROCK, Prop. First class Carriare and Wagon mak ing. General repairing to order, in a satisfactory manner, at reasonable prices. Give me a call. OMAHA Kansas City, St. Paul, CHICAGO, ST. LOUIS, AND ALL POINTS Kast, North and South LEAVE THE DALLES: No. 7, west bound 4:10 p.m. No. 1, " " 3:05a.m. No. 2, east bound 11:55 p.m. No. 8, " " ...... 1:25 p. m. PULLMAN SLEEPERS, COLONIST SLEEPERS, RECLINING CHAIR CARS, and DINERS. Steamers from PORTLAND to SAN FRANCISCO EVERY FOUR DAYS. TICKETSEUROPE For rates and general information call on E. E. LYTLE, Depot Ticket Agent. W. H. HURLBURT, Asst. Gen. PasB. Agt, 54 Washington St, Portland, Okkgon. From TERlHiriHIt 0v IJiTEltfOS Points -THE RKILROKD Is the line to take TO ALL POINTS EAST AND SOUTH. It 1b the Dining Car Route. It runs Through Vestibuled Trains every day in the year to p. p&ul and dhicago SO CHANGE OF CARS.J Composed of Dining Cars unsurpassed. Pull man Drawing Room Sleepers of latest equipment. TOURIST SLEEPING CARS Best that can be constructed, and In which accommodations are both Free and Furnished for holders of First and Second-class Tickets, and ELEGANT DAY COACHES A continuous Hne, connecting with all lines, affording direct and uninterrupted service. Pullman Sleeper reservations can be secured in advance through any agent of the road. THROUGH JIGKETS points in America, England and Europe can be purchased at any ticket office of the company. Full information concerning rates, time of trains, routes and other details furnished on application to " W. C. ALLAWAY, Agent D. P. & A. NaT. Co., Regulator office, The Dalles, Or., or A. D. CHARLTON, Ass' t. General Passer, ger Agt, Portland, Jajn. J. B. 8CBBHCK, President. (i ON SALE NIT era Pale IOTE3SIOItAI. CAKDv. D SLDDALL DaimRT. Gas given tor the e painless extraction of teeth. Also teeth et on flowed aluminum plate. Rooms: Sign of the Golden Tooth, Second Street. J-R. G. E. SANDERS t Graduate of the UmveS'ty'oicrilgan."' Suc cessor to Dr. Tucker. Oflice over Frenchs' Bonk, The Dalles, Or. F. M. SALTER, Civil, Engineering, Survey ing, and Architecture. The Dalles, Or. JF. 8NEDAKER. D. D. 8., has located per- manently in The Dalles, and offers his ser vices to the public in nted of den tistry. Office in Chapman building, Second street. Rooms 36 and 37 over the Post Office book store. DR. ESHELMAN (Hotijeopathic; Physician and Surgeon. Calls answered promptly, day or night, city or country. Office So. 36 and 87 Chapman block. - wtf DR. O. D. DOANE PHYSICIAN AND 8TJB seon. Office; rooms 5 and 6 Chapman Block. Residence: S. E. corner Court and Fourth streets, secmd door from the corner. Office hours 9 to 12 A. M., 2 to 6 and 7 to j P. M. S. B. DUFUK. . FRANK XINBFEB. IAUFD1S, fc MENEFEE Attorneys - at LJ law Room 8 42 and 43, over Post Office Building, Entrance on Washington Street The Dalles, Oregon. 7 H. WILSOKAttorney-at-law Rooms VV 52 and 53, New Vogt Block, Second Street, The Dalles, Oregon. t 6. BENNETT, ATTORNE Y-AT-1AW. Of nee m Scbanno's building, up stairs. The Dalles, Oregon. F. r. KAYS. B. 8. HUNTINGTON. H. 8. WILSON. TAY8, HCNTINGTON & WHSON ATTOB JA nkys-at-law. Offices, French's block over First National Bank, The Dalles. Oregon. DR. ELIZA A. INGALL8, Physician, Sur geon and Oculist. Office: Rooms 40 and 47 Chapman Block. SOCIETIES. ASSEMBLY NO. 4827, K. OF L. Meets in K. of P. hall the second and fourth Wednes days of each month at 7:30 p. m. w A8CO LODGE, NO. 15, A. F. & A. M. Meets nret ana tmra Monday of eacn montn at 7 DALLES ROYAL ARCH CHAPTER NO. 6. Meets in Masonic Hall the third Wednesday of each month at 7 P. M. MODERN WOODMEN OF THE WORLD. Mt. Hood CampNo.59,MeetsTuesdayeven ingof each week in the K. of P. Hall, at 7 :30 p.' u. COLUMBIA LODGE, NO. 5, I. O. O. F. Meets every Friday evening at 7:30 o'clock, in K. of P. hall, corner Second and Court streets. Sojourning brothers are welcome. H. Clough, Sec'y. H. A. Bills.N. G. FRIENDSHIP LODGE, NO. 9., K. of P. Meets every Monday evening at 7:30 o'clock, in Schanno's building, corner of Court and Second streets. Sojourning members are cordially in vited. W. S. Cram, D. W.Vausb, K. of R. and 8. C C WOMEN'S CHRISTIAN TEMPERENCE UNION will meet every Friday afternoon at S o'clock at the reading room. All are invited. TEMPLE LODGE NO. 3, A. O. U. W. Meets at K. f P. Hall, Corner Second and Court Streets, Thursday evenings at 7 :30. George Gibons, W. 8 Myers, Financier. M..W. JAS. NESMITH POST, No. 32, G. A. R. Meets every Saturday at 7:30 p. m., in the K. of P. naii. B. OF L. E. Meets every Sunday afternoon in tne iv. oi v. nan. C- ESANG VEREIN Meets every X evening In the K. of P. Hall. Sunday T OFL.F. DIVISION, No. 167 Meets in the JL. K. ot r. nail the first ana third .Wednes day of each month, st 7 :3o p. sc. THE CHURCHES. OT. PETERS CHURCH Rev. Father Brons O GEEST Pastor. Low Mass every Sunday at 7 a. m. mgn Mass at li:s) i. K. vespers at 7 km. ADVENT CHRISTIAN CHURCH. Preaching In the Y. M. C. A. rooms every Sunday at 11 a. m. and 7 p. m. Sunday school immediately after morning service. J. A. Orchard, pastor. ST. PAULS CHURCH Union Street, opposite Fifth. Rev. EUD.Sutclifle Rector. Services every Sunday at 11 A. M. and 7:30 p. M. Sunday School 9:45 A. m. Evening Prayer on Friday at 7:30 FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH Rev. O. D. TAY LOR, Pastor. Morning services every Sab bath at the academy at 11 a. m. Sabbath School immediately after morning services. Praver niectin? Fridnv evening at Pastor's resi dence. Union services in the court house at 7 P. M. CONGREGATIONAL CHURCH Rev. W. C. Curtis, Pastor. Services every Sunday at 11 a. k. and 7 p. M. Sunday School after morning service. Strangers cordially invited. Seats free. ME. CHURCH Rev. J. Whiblrr, pastor. Services everv Sundav morning at 11 a. m. Sunday School at 12:20 o'clock P. M. Epworth League at 6:30 p. m. Praver meetinsr everv Thursday evening at 7 :30 o'clock. A cordial in vitation is extended by both pastor and people to all. YOUR flTTEIJTIOJl Ib called to tie fact that Hugh Glenn, Dealer in Glass, Lime, Plaster, Cement and Building Material of all kinds. Carrie the Fines Ibe of To be found in the City. 72 UJashitigton Sttfeet. PlClUFG A V shaped contrivance, to be placed on tne rront or engines or last expreea trains, is " the latest scheme to get more speed, by overcoming much of the nat ural resistance of the air to tbe front of the locomotive. Tho plow extends from a few inches above the track to the top of the smokestack, the sharp edge of course h front. - "Shoveling fog' is a common expression among railroad men, but plowing wind . 13 a new thing in railroad agriculture. English Me chanic. Packed in the Tee for the Winter. On last Saturday Master Calvin B. Crocker captured a twelve pound turtle. The reptile was discovered under the ice that had formed over a pool near his home on Rockland street, and was taken "alive and kicking" after a breaking and entering of his icy home. Dedham (Mass.) Transcript. The Algerians know what a real plague of grasshoppers is. In one district of that country alone over 50,000 gallons of the eggs of the pest were gathered and burned last year. There will be 44-1 electoral votes in 1892. Congress passed last year a reap portionment bill based on the census o' 1890, allowing one member to 173.90; people. The survey for the railroad from Mom bassa, on the east African coast, to tt it lakes in the territories of the British E-l Africa company is to be begun at once. The Liverpool elevated railway will be worked by electricity, using motor cars instead of separate locomotives. A. A. Brown, Keeps a full assortment of Staple and Fancy Groceries, and Provisions. which he offers at Low Figure. SPEGMIi :-: PAIGES to Cash. Buyers. Hifihest Casl Prices for Eis and other ProSuce. 170 SECOND STREET. A NEW Dndertaking Establishment! PRINZ & NITSCHKE. -DEALERS IX Furniture and Carpets. vve nave aaaea to our business a complete Undertaking Establishment, and as we are in no way connected with the Undertakers' Trust our prices will be low accordingly. - Remember our place on Second street, next to Moody's bank. The Dalles Gigar : Faetory FIEST STEBBT. FACTORY NO. 105. Pfp A T O of the Best Brands VJJL VX-3l-IAjO manufactured, and orders from all parts of the country filled on the shortest notice. The reputation of THE DALLES CI GAR has become firmly established, and the demand for the home manufactured article is increasing every day. A. ULRICH & SON. The Snug. W. H. BUTTS, Prop. No. 90 Second Sreet, The Dalles, Or. This well known stand, ' kept by the well known W. H. Butts, lone a resi dent of Wasco county, has an extraordi nary nne stock ot Sheep Herder's Delight and Irish Disturbance. In fact, all the leading brands of fine Wines, Liquors and Cigars. Give the old man a call and you will come again. MKS. 0. DAVIS Has Opened the REVERE RESTAURANT, la the New. Frame Building on SECOND STREET, Next to tne Diamond Flouring Mills. . .. First Class Meals Furnished at all Hours. '' OnrWMt4 Help F&pieyad. FIRST - 5 U , t i CAN BE u lit imp fm 1 c H R O NIC LE O FFICE - Reasonably Ruinous fates. : D1LALERS IN :- Hay, Grain Masonic Block. Comer Third and iew QDlumbia j4ptelv ' . THE DALLES, OREGON. Best Dollar a Day House on the Coast! First-Class Meals, 25 Cents. First Class Hotel in Every Respect.' None but the Best of White Help Employed. T. T. Nicholas, Pvop. BUNN Pipe WorR, TiBi Repairs M MAINS TAPPED TJNJJER PRESSURE. Shop on Third Street, next Joor west of Young & Kuss Blacksmith Shop. H.G.NIELS6N, Glothiep and Tailor, BOOTS AND SHOES, Hats and Caps, Trunks and Valises, Garoxa.-ts 3Jtxxti 1 mTrt 1ng Groods, . . , . .. i . . . . , . CORNER OF SECOND AND WASHINGTON, THE DALLES, OREGON. HORSES J. S. COOPER, Commencing the 3rd of August and every month throughout the year will hold Special Extensively Advertised Sales of WEST9RN RKNOE HORSES. Rffrr jNational Live Stock Bank, Chicago, 111. ,7 , n Reference . fchicago NationaI Bank Chicago, V W rite 0t PartlCUlafS. Jlorth Washington SITUATED AT THE Destined to be the Best t Manufacturing Center in the Inland Empire. For Further Information Call at the Off Ice of IfiteFstate Mestment Go., D. D. TAYIflB. Tie BallES. Or. 72 WasMmEtoa. St. PDrtlana ,pr CLHSS . era lil K hn fi HAD AT THE and Feed. Court Streets. The Dalles.Oregon. ELL, acnes. Corner Barn, Union Stock Yards, Chicago, Illinois. The Largest and Only Strictly Commission Dealer in Horses in the United States. - Dalles, Washingto HEAD OF NAVIGATION. Best Selling Property of the Season in the Northwest.