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FRIDAY,. OCTOBER 21, U21. THE OREGON DAILY i JOURNAL, PORTLAND, .OREGON BRIiNGING UP, FATHER Otsftttpted C t rW OP By Gccrco McTuir. ,.5 ., , y- - i" -t w 1 THAT WOMAJsv ,im1H' Hv!- t, tkUPPO'&ri NO SIR "HE 4 -rb 1 VdNQlP; tHOW tHE trlKt- THli 5"HER5; t5 . COMPUAllNT AT5CAJT MB- "WQMAIS UACHTrMR' BEEN OUT RlDlM I . a - m . . a a, a. . . " . mm r 1 MTTOW o yoa do? How'w your XX Collector , of - Internal - Revenue . Miller exclaimed In affable greeting- to Seon to B Collector of Internal Rev enue Huntley as the latter was nshered into the office In the customs building, . "Have a chair, Mill Insisted hospitably, : i"Have this one," he added Indicating the official and easy swivel. "You'd Just ' as weir get used to the way it feels." ' ' "I thank you so much," Clyde beamed gratefully, 'but I'd better alt ever here c "till I belong; . over there. When J set there onco I won't want to get out -"again.' - "Maybe," MUt " answered . absently, - "It's a . comfortable place to flit." s -"It's a- nice 4ay," Clyde suggested tentatively after a minute or, two of t silence, "it a nice flay to fee out in.- . "Yea, Milt grinned ' fa&ek at him, "It's a nice day to go out In, too,". t '"That wasn't what I meant," Clyde . hastened to say, '"what I meant was ; that today's pice day to get out in if ,. you aon t nave ta guy in out of it," "I get you." Milt assured him. "What you mean is that today's a nice day to get out in fx you haven.'t got anything that'll keep you la out of if "Whafre you feUah's arguln about T . T.Pgeir asked as he wandered Into the 'office on a friendly visit of MMl and : farewelV, It seems to me yor could . find something more'n the weather to . fuss ever.'- '?. -: - 'y : -. . "We're not fussing, Mflt and C3yd chanted in unison. "There isn't any ' body we think more of tban ef each " "Thafg right, Clyde continued In sistently. "I was iust trylnr to tell MUt that this was a nice, warm sunny day . to get out in )f you want to get out In . . -And,' Milt Interrupted. "I waa Just r. saying that U's a nice day to get out in - it you have to get put whether ypu want to get out in it or stay in." ; i . "You're both right,?. T.' ' Taei said Judicially, "It'a a nice day for Milt to get out In i when he has to get out in It, - "d it's a nice day for Clyde to get out , in because he cajt't, get. in out of.it iust yet" . "v "What I meant," Clyde said in des- peratiorn "is that It'g damned fine weath er we're having today."- - "Ohf T. Peer chuckled, "now you're ' talkJn jUUcs o we can -understand you. " V" You know," clydo mused aa he tee tered baelf and forth In Milt's easy ehair. , ..j thjn j-m B-oing .to like this place " whm I ret in ft" . fit's a jflne place to stajp in," Milt i assured him, a trine of; wtstfuineas m 'Jils tope,"Of. coarse, he added, "there's ' jots' to dojto keep you busy. At Last tbe Merry . By TherHteg W. Barges s . t Cot4 thtBn uit ef tea srs belated, ' But amply iwpcy those who waited. . O-Umtf UMIe Breesw. IT WAS! almost the middle of the morning when one of the Merry Little Breeses of Old Metfher West "Wind fe ,merpbered ' the ? unshaken jsat" trees tn i tbe (Efreenj iFereBt'VAPd reSninfled the. other Merry Id t tie "Breezes, Instantly all stopped playing on the Green "Meadows. ' f . ( - , i- . - "What shall we doT- cried one " In " dismay. "We should "have ' shaken ' those trees the, very first thing this "morning. ' You-know that is what Old Mother West Wind told us to do. r "We'll do It now." declared the Merry Tattle .Breese-1 who had remembered. "There is nothing else for us to do. 'Come onf" ' . "" --'- -Away raced the Merry little Breeses straight for the Green Forest, and-they, were in such a hurry that they brushed all the red and yellow leaves from the tops of the maple trees as they passed , and sent them fluttering down fn aU di rections. They would have liked to stay and blew those beautiful red leaves and yellow leaves about, but there wasn't ... time. ' -' " - , . ... ' .80 on they rushed -straight to the beech trees. There, waiting patiently, were the Deer family and the. Grouse family and a few ether timid people who are fond of little, sweet brown beech nuts. And there, growling at each other andJn a very bad . temper, were Buster Bear. Mother Bear and the cubs. Boxer and Woof -Woof. The Merry Uttle Breezes understood, and they were sorry and ashamed that they had kept these friends Of their waiting. . With a rush they seised the branches of the beech frees and shook and shook and shook and shook with all . their might. The little, sweet, brown nuts flew out of their little husks and rattled down through the branches and tumbled and rolled among the leaves on the ground. Back and forth rooked the tors ef the trees. Ud and, down, and . from side to side flew the branches. The. yellow-brown leaves flew off in clouds, and by the time the Merry Uttie Breeses SM m N ; Side Lines WITHOUT dropping : tue least part of its V, special service to the pufc .lic :. tn fillie prescript, , ' tionsy. and selling depend-r able drugs, Niu's has , gradually added- manyN lines" . . of - merchandise 'FhTgdj to serve Its cus tomers still more, ef- -- -ficiently. . You . will, find here all . sorts: of toilet necessl- ties. , Parisiari Ivory arti- " cles,--jjurses and .billfolds, , --i " Candy, fountain pens ltnd J - Eversbarp "pencils, and . many .othef articles "toef t '. , fiumertjov to .mention.; ;- r wsweBw-' COO GV'AHO AtOES STill-ykS I ' Tea.' Clyde agreed, "but then Vhtre're wis la oo it ana mayo we u nave rein forcements.' "If you do you'U have a clnctC Milt assured 14m, "but with me. workinf as OO, s nepc jqe awjui , puy,- , . wen," Clyde hail boasted, "I'm a fast worker myself when I get started. You know,: h said tentatively, "I think I'll take that picture of WO son down and hang up Harding and anoo Bryan out and put Coolidge in his Place," ' "There's a rule egajnst it," Mi)t argued with a partisan glint .-in his glance, "you're not allowed to deface the walls of a federal buildiBg- ' . , Iefaoer' , Clyde -questioned, ."Where do you get that stuff, t Harding and Coolidge are a beauty show beside those birds." , "Look at that chtn," .MUt commanded heatedly as he pointed te the Wilson portrait, "And look at that lofty hrow," he said. directing his fjlpger towards the Ukeneas of Bryan." " . -"Harding's got the One Jaw.". Clyde contended, "And the CooHttge nose is a classic." "Yes," MUt retorted, "that's what you notice most about this administration, Jaw and nose," "Ifa' still got Its hair in anyway." Clyde replied casting his eye at the Bryan dome, "that's one comfort," "So's the patient ox," MUt answered sarcastically, "And its horpe, too,", be added suggestively. - - "Say r T.' Paer. Interrupted diploma tically, Don;t you'spoae we eould ar bitrate this." "I'm going to strike n a minute," MUt threatened, "and If I do" he ised, all l.ands'11 go out." "Whafe your arbitration,' Clyde asked doubtfully. "J'm going te hang Harding and Coolidge or bust." . "You won't have ta," MUt Interpolated ambiguously, "give em time and they'll do It themselves.? "Why ot put Milfa plctijre p 'nd eall it square?" T. Paer suggested. That wouldn't bust any rule would it T" "That's net f a bad idea," MUt - ad' mitted, "but if you'd put Clyde's up too it would keep things mere balanced." "It'd be a good precedent,"' Clyde said thoughtfuUy, "I'U arbitrate." - '"Then," T. Paer grinned, "they can't be no quarrel about which administra tion's got the best jaw," "Or the best nose." Clyde said rub bing, his own tenderly "Or the best hair,' MUt remarked as he ruffled his temperamental mane, "Andi" T, Paer sid, sack administra tion can hang the other." , "Win, said both in unison "that suit me."- Idttle Broeatss Arrive Happy Jack Squirrel scolded ad fast aa his tongue could go. were so out of breafh that they couldn't shake another branch there wasn't a single little sweet, brown hut left cling-' lng - in its husk . on ope of those beech trees. No, sir , there wasn't one, Buster Bear had stepped growling Mother Bear had stopped grumbling. Boxer and , Woof-Woo, the cubs, had slopped quarreling, AU the bad temper of the Bear family liad vanished. Where had it gone"? Well, you might have thought it had gone into the Squirrel cousins to have heard them scold. Hap py Jack Squirrel scolded as fast as bis tongue could go. Rusty the Fox Squir rel scolded as fast as his tongue could go. Chatterer the Red Squirrel well. Chatterer scolded aa fast aa his two big cousins together. You know Chatterer is a famous scolder. The truth is the ' Squirrel cousins were the only- ones- who were not glad because of the coining of the Merry Little Breezes. ' Before they had all those little, sweet, brown nuts to than selves ; now they must divide with all who wanted a share, and it seemed to them that that included everybody In the Green Forest. , Of course it didn't, but there were so many busy people down there on the ground that it seemed that way. But sitting up In those trees scolding wouldn't put any little, sweet, brown beechnuts In their storehouses. Besides, no one paid the least attention to their scolding. So Happy Jack and Rusty decided that If they wanted their share tbe 'only way to get It would be to join the others on the ground and hunt for; it, and this is Just what' they dies Chat terer scolded a little longer and then he, too, scampered down and began to rus tle about -among the dry leave looklnz for little, sweet, brown nuts. And there was great contentment under the beech trees because, of the coming of the -Merry little Breeses, (Ceevricht 1SI, ky.T W. ftertws). .. - The next Story : - "The Truce of the Beechnuts." v . I&Bisr- food Tevihich hao been, buildiiifi : beitei babies for 63 5irGv "V "-i iL ' svl jaru&ttd OF" OWN BrfZ" " - :- . a - . ' S' - X ken - KRAZY KAT UTTLE JIMMY JERRY ON THE JOB US BOYS V 4 i ; f ' APIE THE AGENT j lT r?' .v ' i - In Fact, the Man's Worfrit m " "" il (VXL jf J -SCRIBBLE TrWr f '7xH I " 7n ? - - 1 , ... , - . - .-l. a .p i i i cji raw six j tviw. i 11 - j- . -- ii --r- x 11 wiiwwiir . 11" I . 'J- . l --"" wl II V "- v"- II . . 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