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DAILY
JOURNAL; PORTLAND, OREGON
FRIDAY. SEPTEMBER 2. 1321.
BRINGING UP FATHER
By George McManua ; ' !
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PAER, filled with food, sat at ease
upon the front porch, his chair
tilted back,, his; feet on the railing In
front of him. his hands clasped behind
hla head while he watched the Industri
ous rilght hawks swooping above the are
light nearby in pursuit of the flittering
moths sad millers.
. "By Gammy," he soliloquized languid
ly, "them b'rds must be first cousins' to
the fellahs frmt're alwsjra tryln' to land
a political Job." y
"Why V- Ma asked dfowally mm the
hammock, "I don't see any likeness ex
cept they keep up a awful squawking all
the time."
"It's more'n that,"' T. . Paer muttered.
they all keep flyln' 'roung the. same
eandle huntin' a meal ticket that don't
satisfy 'em If they get it" ;
"Good evening." Polly Tfclan hailed
genially as she came clattering suddenly
up the front steps. "What're you two
folks spooning around In the dark for."
"Lett in' our suppers settle; T. Paer
.grumbled inhospitably, "Nd." he sug
gested, "If you'd give your fodder more
of a chance your sklrts'd hang evener."
"Why Ta!" Ma' remonstrated. "Get
up 'nd get Polly a chair," she directed.
- "Pon't mind him. I don't," Polly
pleaded Imperturbably. "Did you know,"
he continued, addressing her unwilling
host. . "that Charlie 'nd Bob're coming
heme tomorrow." i
"That's their hard luck," T. Paer an-
swered -without interest, "they got to
' face the music, not me."
. "I thought." Tolly persisted, "It'd be
ntcs and decent to et up a committee
and go down to the train and welcome
'em home." j,
"I ain't hold In' you," T. Paer assured
her., "Who're you goin' tjo draft for
service?"' !
Well," Polly began, checking the
names off on her fingers, 1 "I've asked
Clyde Huntley and Clarence Hotchklss,
A. N. Wheeler and Doc. Linville, George
riper and Ferd Reed and they're all
going to be Uere."
"They ought Jo," T. Paer agreed, "but
ain't you goin' to ask any of the rest
cf the. boys?"
,. "I klnda hesitated," Polly admitted,
"and I come over to see what you
thought about It"
"Go the limit 'nd invite 'em aH," T.
Faer advised her. "You Just as well
make it a big party while you're at it"
' "Ton telephone 'em," Polly urged.
"You know 'am an bettern I do."
"AH right. i T. Paer groaned submis
sively, "I 'spose IH have to or have no
peace." ,
"I want to apeak to Tom Neuhauserj,"
he directed after a moment at the phone.
"Say Tom,"! he commenced. "Polly
Tician's gettin' up a welcome committee
to meet the senators 'nd wants you to
go along. v Sure, she's asked 'era all 'nd
Ferd, too. Aw. Come on, she'll put the
new marshal) between you to keep the
peace. All right," he concluded as he
hung up the phone. "It ain't my funeral."
"what'd hoi say?" Polly asked curious
ly. "What he) said," T. Paer grinned,
"ain't for publication, "but he thinks
he's goin' to b awful sick tomorrow."
"Hello," he : continued. Jiggling the re
ceiver hook, t'Gimme Ralph Williams a
minute, please. How's hops?" he
asked cheerfully Into the instrument.
"Hurrah for home brew. Say, Polly
'nd some of the boys want you to go
with 'era to meet Charlie 'nd Bob.
I ain't ast Jack Day yet but I'm goin'
to. Tea, George's goin' 'nd Ferd
nd Tom. if he ain't sick. Huh? I
didn't know that It ain't serious is it?
Well, sure hope you're able to
be up in a day or so. Goo' bye."
"What's the matter with Ralph T'
Polly asked solicitously, "Is he sick?"
"Eczema," t. Paer answered laconical
ly, "He's sony but he can't go."
"That's too? bad," "Polly said ' sympa
thetically, "Who else can we ask?"
"Well," T. Paer answered thoughtful
ly, "There's Jack Day 'nd Jesse Fland
ers 'nd Sanfjeld Macdonald 'nd you might
call up some (of the Anti-Saloon league
'nd W. C. T. U, people." .
"I'm kinda I dubious," Polly responded
after a moment "I'm afraid thlngs'd be
kinda stiff if they were along."
"Maybe they would," T. Paer conceded,
"but say," he JURgested suddenly, "what
you want's a crowd, ain't it?"
Yes," Polly answered, "I'd like to
get a whole bunch together."
"I've got it." T. Paer assured her,
"Get hold of jFerd 'nd get him to bring
all the fellah; that want him to get 'em
to be deputies 'nd that'll fix it"
"By George;!" Polly exclaimed, lapsing
Into masculinity, "I'n do it"
"Them boya'd chip In 'nd hire a hand,"
T. Paer suggested.
"I've got you," Polly chuckled, "I'm
on my way." j
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Nothing Else He Could Do
Whiteslave Trail
From South Leads
, To Washington Jail
Walla Walla, Wash., Sept 2. Charged
by B. F. McCurdy, special agent for the
-United States department of Justice, with
bringing Carrie Lovella Ramsey from
, Tennessee to the state of Washington,
Floyd T. Maden waived examination be
. fore United States commissioner E. C
. Wnghi Tnursaay, wnen be laced -a
' charge of violation of the Mann act He
was committed to the county jail and
placed under bonds of $1000.
Maden arrived hers last spring and his
wife and Child followed him. Miss Ram-
pealed to Sheriff Springer, who arrested
her . and Maden on Aug. 2. Maden was 1
released the next day on the promise to
furnish funds jto return the woman to her
home. These were furnished by relatives
on Maden's promise to cease further re
lations with the woman. She went, it is
understood, to her brother at Douglass,
Wyoming.
Bootleggers' Fines
In Few Days Total
$1125,in One Court
;
La Grande.1 Sept 2. Bootleggers paid
tribute to the; amount of 1125 In fines, !
besides a smaller amount in court costs 1
in Justice of; the Peace A. C Williams'
t$ THIS THE.rV.CME 5irS
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aey, according to tne unrormation ar- 1 court tne past few aays.
Mike Stilled tried to convince the court
that he was Innocent of running afoul of
rived here, on July 29 from her home In
Tennessee, and waa met at the station.
Kr Maden. Relatives hern. . learning of
the woman's appearance In the city, ap- I the dry laws but the verdict was gnilty
wun a 3uo itne.
LITTLE JIMMY
Jimmy's Taking No Chances
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Candy Always
in Season
HOT dayj or cool, can
dy appeals to every
member of the family '
from Little Sister is to
. Mother. And as a gift,
v there is nothing more ap
; propriate. At Nau's you
, will always find the pur
est and best box Candy
includlns; Merry Maid,
chocolates. Centennial
and other Northwestern
confections.
ALWAYS OPEN
Mr. and Mrs. Camile Calchino changed
their pleas of not guilty to guilty and
were let off with 1150 each.
Ella Cook had sold a secret agent of
tne sheriffs office a bottle of liquor and
it cost her 1250.
Jack Elliott, one-tlma policeman here
and 'now taxi driver, also changed his I
plea to guilty and was fined $125 and
costs. j !
Mrs. V. A, Patten demanded a Jury
trial and tne; jury disagreed.
Mother1 Collapses
At Girl's Trial on
Statutory Charge
Mrs. Anna ; L. Olds, mother of Mable
Olds, collapsed with hysteria during the
hearing in municipal court Thursday of
the case of -her daughter and Ernest
Albright age 18, both, of whom are
charged with statutory offense, Mrs.
Olds was taken to the emergency hos
pital, where She recovered.
The case was postponed pending In-!
vestigauons by the health department
and may be given a hearing today.
I Young Albright and Mable Olds were
arrasted Wednesday on complaint of the
girl's father.) The two, it is charged,
had been living together, for two months,
after the girl decided to run away when
ner parents refused her permission to I
marry Albright
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FOR. WHAT You
WANT- Th LORO
MAVr3E NOT
BUT GRAM PA IS.
HIM
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Treatmexxt: At bight nb Cttkxini
Olacxaent lato patting all over th
tadpKextmornlns; ahampoo nhh
Coticura Soap nd hot water; Ra
pes! In two weeks. r-:,..
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Lumbef Business on
Upgrade, Is Belief
Bend. Sepl 2. The lumber business
has passed its turning point and is now
on the up-grade. The increased move
ment in stocks, however. wUl not bt I
sufficiently rapid to prevent a auiet
winter, says E. I Carpenter, vice presi
dent of the Shevlin-Hixon company, who
is Visiting the Dlant here. Conditions are
better hers than in many of the plants he
naa- visiiea, says carpenter.
WHY bo YOU
CODDLE CORNS?
A Simple Touch Can End
Thetn and At Once
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Why par a corn and keep It?
Why pad' it and le it remain?
r why treat It in old ways, harsh.'
cruda nd an certain? h
tMiU Kav 'OOBd new way.
linn'iV B,e:J5-l .Plaster or th
liquid. A touch applies It, and the
pain stops InstanUy. Then the whole
.corn quickly loosens and comes oat.
i "Pi wajr' auntie, scientific, sure.
Pf voived it A worldt
dtSStt! dreaains; boos pro-
Tour druggist has
Liquid or Plaster
Bljiie-jay
Stop Pain IruUntly ;
End Corns Quickly '
Gem come Aujs
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Swob ugf,w
About WAEQST ffS" y ( K BusaVKodf) K 50;
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iCownsot. or InteruUoaU gesaun
onrrien. lno. I
WHATS THE
MATTER,
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OFF. NO MORE,
m CURED WIM,
fAVORS!
U3HAT5 THE
MATTER tuiTH
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BUT hVVAMA, B0T hWAM A
GOES OP tNTHE AIR UJHEM
1 SCRATCHED HER NAME
HPRQim PlAMNER.
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