- - - 1 - THE OREGON DAILY JOURNAL; PORTLAND, OREGON FRIDAY. SEPTEMBER 2. 1321. BRINGING UP FATHER By George McManua ; ' ! iKcsMrrvS O W Patent Onto) OH1 XE IR.-AHa she itk-.yAmr FOfVfOO-tIR. VElX- IF V HAVE TO 0 i TO THE HOWTrL .THEF SOONER ! tEE. NtA.ip- TMAT.TM1N4 OOCHT TO eE OtkEFOl. At NOW- MA OAR LIN- NrViLU P TO REASON HONE - NARY AH HAVE IT OVEft.THE HAO BETTER v mt c a. t. - MOT o OP lu-furz . : - - y 1 1) i iir T. PAER, filled with food, sat at ease upon the front porch, his chair tilted back,, his; feet on the railing In front of him. his hands clasped behind hla head while he watched the Industri ous rilght hawks swooping above the are light nearby in pursuit of the flittering moths sad millers. . "By Gammy," he soliloquized languid ly, "them b'rds must be first cousins' to the fellahs frmt're alwsjra tryln' to land a political Job." y "Why V- Ma asked dfowally mm the hammock, "I don't see any likeness ex cept they keep up a awful squawking all the time." "It's more'n that,"' T. . Paer muttered. they all keep flyln' 'roung the. same eandle huntin' a meal ticket that don't satisfy 'em If they get it" ; "Good evening." Polly Tfclan hailed genially as she came clattering suddenly up the front steps. "What're you two folks spooning around In the dark for." "Lett in' our suppers settle; T. Paer .grumbled inhospitably, "Nd." he sug gested, "If you'd give your fodder more of a chance your sklrts'd hang evener." "Why Ta!" Ma' remonstrated. "Get up 'nd get Polly a chair," she directed. - "Pon't mind him. I don't," Polly pleaded Imperturbably. "Did you know," he continued, addressing her unwilling host. . "that Charlie 'nd Bob're coming heme tomorrow." i "That's their hard luck," T. Paer an- swered -without interest, "they got to ' face the music, not me." . "I thought." Tolly persisted, "It'd be ntcs and decent to et up a committee and go down to the train and welcome 'em home." j, "I ain't hold In' you," T. Paer assured her., "Who're you goin' tjo draft for service?"' ! Well," Polly began, checking the names off on her fingers, 1 "I've asked Clyde Huntley and Clarence Hotchklss, A. N. Wheeler and Doc. Linville, George riper and Ferd Reed and they're all going to be Uere." "They ought Jo," T. Paer agreed, "but ain't you goin' to ask any of the rest cf the. boys?" ,. "I klnda hesitated," Polly admitted, "and I come over to see what you thought about It" "Go the limit 'nd invite 'em aH," T. Faer advised her. "You Just as well make it a big party while you're at it" ' "Ton telephone 'em," Polly urged. "You know 'am an bettern I do." "AH right. i T. Paer groaned submis sively, "I 'spose IH have to or have no peace." , "I want to apeak to Tom Neuhauserj," he directed after a moment at the phone. "Say Tom,"! he commenced. "Polly Tician's gettin' up a welcome committee to meet the senators 'nd wants you to go along. v Sure, she's asked 'era all 'nd Ferd, too. Aw. Come on, she'll put the new marshal) between you to keep the peace. All right," he concluded as he hung up the phone. "It ain't my funeral." "what'd hoi say?" Polly asked curious ly. "What he) said," T. Paer grinned, "ain't for publication, "but he thinks he's goin' to b awful sick tomorrow." "Hello," he : continued. Jiggling the re ceiver hook, t'Gimme Ralph Williams a minute, please. How's hops?" he asked cheerfully Into the instrument. "Hurrah for home brew. Say, Polly 'nd some of the boys want you to go with 'era to meet Charlie 'nd Bob. I ain't ast Jack Day yet but I'm goin' to. Tea, George's goin' 'nd Ferd nd Tom. if he ain't sick. Huh? I didn't know that It ain't serious is it? Well, sure hope you're able to be up in a day or so. Goo' bye." "What's the matter with Ralph T' Polly asked solicitously, "Is he sick?" "Eczema," t. Paer answered laconical ly, "He's sony but he can't go." "That's too? bad," "Polly said ' sympa thetically, "Who else can we ask?" "Well," T. Paer answered thoughtful ly, "There's Jack Day 'nd Jesse Fland ers 'nd Sanfjeld Macdonald 'nd you might call up some (of the Anti-Saloon league 'nd W. C. T. U, people." . "I'm kinda I dubious," Polly responded after a moment "I'm afraid thlngs'd be kinda stiff if they were along." "Maybe they would," T. Paer conceded, "but say," he JURgested suddenly, "what you want's a crowd, ain't it?" Yes," Polly answered, "I'd like to get a whole bunch together." "I've got it." T. Paer assured her, "Get hold of jFerd 'nd get him to bring all the fellah; that want him to get 'em to be deputies 'nd that'll fix it" "By George;!" Polly exclaimed, lapsing Into masculinity, "I'n do it" "Them boya'd chip In 'nd hire a hand," T. Paer suggested. "I've got you," Polly chuckled, "I'm on my way." j STAlRt) - tt 1921 r int-l Fiatuiw StKvict. Inc. i w. , If fo fm Ms- KRAZY KAT iCowntM. 121. by International nrric. laat The Wonders of Nature fT j J tS1 my Imtt. rtATuwt Ickvtcc.' twe . I I v2 - -"V I 1 T5PV- yOH HILL IS DOING i r-2. - (D ABIE THE AGENT ..(Cccqniclu, 1821. 07 InteruOonsi gaitan Berrica, Ian.) Nothing Else He Could Do Whiteslave Trail From South Leads , To Washington Jail Walla Walla, Wash., Sept 2. Charged by B. F. McCurdy, special agent for the -United States department of Justice, with bringing Carrie Lovella Ramsey from , Tennessee to the state of Washington, Floyd T. Maden waived examination be . fore United States commissioner E. C . Wnghi Tnursaay, wnen be laced -a ' charge of violation of the Mann act He was committed to the county jail and placed under bonds of $1000. Maden arrived hers last spring and his wife and Child followed him. Miss Ram- pealed to Sheriff Springer, who arrested her . and Maden on Aug. 2. Maden was 1 released the next day on the promise to furnish funds jto return the woman to her home. These were furnished by relatives on Maden's promise to cease further re lations with the woman. She went, it is understood, to her brother at Douglass, Wyoming. Bootleggers' Fines In Few Days Total $1125,in One Court ; La Grande.1 Sept 2. Bootleggers paid tribute to the; amount of 1125 In fines, ! besides a smaller amount in court costs 1 in Justice of; the Peace A. C Williams' t$ THIS THE.rV.CME 5irS FURKHSVUU& ' Stt)RE " f VA11U- fou send y? Rsm aw, SOME 1ST CcilAfcS Horn rT?oov) the:. ROOAAHIVK UK mm BOV.MUTDU IS SC MOO, I'LL VWJt o RUSH i4f fa, to URe'S TUH MOKE TOP. THE COLLARS fHt Vt'& TM HEBE. T0,V rKtt HATo rVCVSBP HE OFFERS) TEN CEhTr ME 1 - J V Took rr i Dt)Nrr 1 VWrVS THE 8o&& IsNb aey, according to tne unrormation ar- 1 court tne past few aays. Mike Stilled tried to convince the court that he was Innocent of running afoul of rived here, on July 29 from her home In Tennessee, and waa met at the station. Kr Maden. Relatives hern. . learning of the woman's appearance In the city, ap- I the dry laws but the verdict was gnilty wun a 3uo itne. LITTLE JIMMY Jimmy's Taking No Chances J fv . i.'l : v. J 1 Candy Always in Season HOT dayj or cool, can dy appeals to every member of the family ' from Little Sister is to . Mother. And as a gift, v there is nothing more ap ; propriate. At Nau's you , will always find the pur est and best box Candy includlns; Merry Maid, chocolates. Centennial and other Northwestern confections. ALWAYS OPEN Mr. and Mrs. Camile Calchino changed their pleas of not guilty to guilty and were let off with 1150 each. Ella Cook had sold a secret agent of tne sheriffs office a bottle of liquor and it cost her 1250. Jack Elliott, one-tlma policeman here and 'now taxi driver, also changed his I plea to guilty and was fined $125 and costs. j ! Mrs. V. A, Patten demanded a Jury trial and tne; jury disagreed. Mother1 Collapses At Girl's Trial on Statutory Charge Mrs. Anna ; L. Olds, mother of Mable Olds, collapsed with hysteria during the hearing in municipal court Thursday of the case of -her daughter and Ernest Albright age 18, both, of whom are charged with statutory offense, Mrs. Olds was taken to the emergency hos pital, where She recovered. The case was postponed pending In-! vestigauons by the health department and may be given a hearing today. I Young Albright and Mable Olds were arrasted Wednesday on complaint of the girl's father.) The two, it is charged, had been living together, for two months, after the girl decided to run away when ner parents refused her permission to I marry Albright - TO-MORROW6 GOIN -Tf3 bemv Birthday ANT p LEASH GlMrAY A BAUL AM" BAT AN' A SWIMMttsl' sun" an1' 1921 BT Intx' FCAtUKC StttVICK. JMC A BICVCLE. AN' AIcdol BOX An' some ice CREAM AN A KNIFE V JIMMY- WHY E0 YOU PRAY SO LOUD FOR. WHAT You WANT- Th LORO MAVr3E NOT BUT GRAM PA IS. HIM Mis JERRY ON THE JOB .(OopynsaV 1021, by International IWtnr Doesn't Need Any Lode I COO AND AlCCB 5TV1ail I Lr5- PPtSCBBTTWI DBHCOSt I HAIti Till hiim.ii nnin.Miniiii mi ,i -y Treatmexxt: At bight nb Cttkxini Olacxaent lato patting all over th tadpKextmornlns; ahampoo nhh Coticura Soap nd hot water; Ra pes! In two weeks. r-:,.. WIK&UW"MMn tkMnMM mmd mm. t ttm Lumbef Business on Upgrade, Is Belief Bend. Sepl 2. The lumber business has passed its turning point and is now on the up-grade. The increased move ment in stocks, however. wUl not bt I sufficiently rapid to prevent a auiet winter, says E. I Carpenter, vice presi dent of the Shevlin-Hixon company, who is Visiting the Dlant here. Conditions are better hers than in many of the plants he naa- visiiea, says carpenter. WHY bo YOU CODDLE CORNS? A Simple Touch Can End Thetn and At Once i s . Why par a corn and keep It? Why pad' it and le it remain? r why treat It in old ways, harsh.' cruda nd an certain? h tMiU Kav 'OOBd new way. linn'iV B,e:J5-l .Plaster or th liquid. A touch applies It, and the pain stops InstanUy. Then the whole .corn quickly loosens and comes oat. i "Pi wajr' auntie, scientific, sure. Pf voived it A worldt dtSStt! dreaains; boos pro- Tour druggist has Liquid or Plaster Bljiie-jay Stop Pain IruUntly ; End Corns Quickly ' Gem come Aujs WCWW) WASTED' Swob ugf,w About WAEQST ffS" y ( K BusaVKodf) K 50; ' ir- mrr ' rrs 'r T "- USLBOYS reer-'UwTb Ts iCownsot. or InteruUoaU gesaun onrrien. lno. I WHATS THE MATTER, S'AUi. OFF, 7 im TUDMt'ii -J- S'ALLOFFS'ALL OFF. NO MORE, m CURED WIM, fAVORS! U3HAT5 THE MATTER tuiTH 700 ? j c r T-S V NuTHWG'sTHE 1 TT MATTER UJiTH ' Poor Oofty Goofty, Is a Martyr BUT hVVAMA, B0T hWAM A GOES OP tNTHE AIR UJHEM 1 SCRATCHED HER NAME HPRQim PlAMNER. S0 NQBODV CAN ST?AU 111 A Young- . FEUR AfNT JJ0T MOCH PATS 1 v 2 6lAMfAMACA-