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SATURDAY, JUNE 18, 1821. THE , OREGON DAILY JOURNAL, PORTLAND, OREGON BRINGING UP FATHER By George LlcLlnu (Setfstered TT. 8. Patent OfflceJ THERE XOU ARE" - A POLL VCLL-HOW LON4 WILL. WC PLAY ? oh:let-5 PLACY UMT1L one: or uv THAT HOOtiE A0.0EMS- NUtT HAVE A WONDER-COT rUL. CALL VOL) CEATt ME- CTt TlRELO- CH1P5 TO seE Mr HAND BY RALPH WATSON HOOEJ ItAJ 4 : Br Ralph Watson ' ' WTV7EI,I I ll be T. Par' tean Vwlth rising: and expioam emphasis. '. : - - "V rWalW will T you finish that sentence," :.-Ma observed caustically. "I'm not going to listen to that kind of language." .j.-.:. .'.-. .---s - "They ain't no other kind that'll do." T. Paer retorted. "I don't see what we fought the war for If they keep this up.". -v Tat's the matter now f Ma asked. "You're always getting an awful shock every time you pick up a paper." " "Oh, they's nothing the matter," T. Paer said ironically. "Every thing's fine and dandy for slackers 'nd spies nd everybody but the fellah's tbat're sleep in' over i France." .- "What's excited your Ma insisted, "You're all het up." "Nothtn'a excited me," T , Paer said calmly, "I'm Just waitin' till Kaiser Bill gets ready to escape from Holland and come over nd take out his citizenship papers "nd get a Job. in the naturaliza tion service or the department of jus tice." . y "What're you talkinV aboutr Ma ex claimed, "They'd never let the kaiser come to this country let alone being ad mitted to citizenship." - "-- "They wouldn't, wouldn't they?" T. Taer asked her. "It looks like they'd keep him out 'after what they done with all the other enemy aliens that bucked the government durin the war. don't it?" "Whafve they Cone now?" Ma asked. "It must have been something awful the way you're hollering' about it" "They ain't done nothin'." T. Paer replied, "except to tell all the naturaliza tion department men to let all the Ger mans 'nd ; Austrians that refused to : fight for America be citizens . if they ; want to." ' "I can't believe that." Ma exclaimed, "Why, mercy," she added. "Those men did everything , they could to keep our country from winning." 1 "Well,". T. Paer. answered, "now Com missioner of Labor- Davis and his as sistant with the German name're re wardin ail tlfe kaiser's loyal subjects that wouldn't fight him by lettln 'em be citizen if they want'to." "I don't understand It." Ma said. "1 thought a citizen or a neutral country that wouldn't Join our army couldn't be admitted to citizenshin hcnauiu tha law wouldn't let him." "They can't," T Paer Bald. "But they were neutral and they get shut out be cause they come over here nd get all the benefits of livin here nd then won't stand the gaff when the time comes." "But," Ma Insisted, "when a German or a Austrian tnat'd started. to be - a citizen refused to Join the army it pretty near showed be was for Germany nd wouldn't make a loyal citizen if he was let In after, he'd s acted that way." "It look's like It," T Paer admitted. " 'nd I guess it was so plain to congress that they didn't think it was necessary to put it in the law that they couldn't be citizens after acting that way." "Well then," Ma asked, "how does It happen that Commissioner Davis says to let 'em become citizens." : . "X don't know." T. Paer said, "un less he wants the kaiser to come over 'nd help saw wood.' r "But what'n the judges 'nd the courts say about it?" Ma asked. "I bet Judge Wolverton nd Judge Bean won't let mac nina 01 men get oy their courts.' That s what makes me so hot." T. faer told tier, i "AU the federal courts but ohe've said they ourhtn't to marfa mna Davis nd his deputy with the German name've picked out that one court as a UCUCB. - I I ' ' 1 1 ' k hpvnnH ma " Ma .4 m ( . don't see how a real American could do "1 don't know anything about that." T. Paer antwerM. "hut it lvir kiimwi funny to me when they turn Albers 1 l r . . wwoc, . iiu nrry iaugnerty cnums around with Jack Dempsey who wouldn't loin tha mrmv. 'ni) nnw K offer to give citizenship to all- the enemy KiiciiB-uia.1 ae.ia. oacKiwnta we neeaea net p. - .:.,.,.. . . "I Ann't thlnU If' rlrht " XT "I bet they wouldn't do anything like mai in franca or jngiana. ' "I won't take that bet," T. Paer said. w ww. -mm wvMa . V W J that I know what'd happen to anybody uyer in - mem countries mat try lu The Prettiest Twins By Thornton W. Barrens Pome pHiple know not what ia fine; Their only thought is how to dine. B Mm. I.ichlfoot. OXER" and Woof-Woof, the twin cubs of Buster Bear, were not the only twins in the Green Forest, thourh until the time of the great fright from the Red Terror they had seen no Others. They saw them for the first time when all the forest folk gathered on the shore of the pond of Paddy ttie Beaver, but hardly noticed them because of ' the great fear of the Red Terror. In fact, no one noticed the other valr of twins at that time. :- . .. , , But after the"; danger was over and the forest - folk . bad separated, more thanono remembered those twins. Buster-Bear was one. it was the very next, evening. Buster was Bitting down, trying- to think what he Vanted most for dinner that night, and all of a sudden those twins popped into his head. "Pretty little things. ; As pretty little things as ever I have seen," he growled to himself, for; he was quite alone. "Must be tender," he continued, and scratched - his nose thoughtfully. "I think I would like oneof them. In fact. I am quite sure I would. Can't think of' anything I would like better. Funny I haven't thought of them before. Might ; have -known there was a pair of them ' somewhere In the Green Forest. Now, I wonder where I am most likely to find them?" He scratched hla hose .i soma more and finally shuffled off among the trees. He was on his way to look for those twins. - -i--v;- v. tv, Old Man: Coyote .was another who remembered them. ' The truth Is, no sooner had the falling rain removed the fear of the Red Terror than Old Man Coyote had begun to think of his stom ach, for with fear gone his appetite had returned. -Right away .he thought of those twins and his mouth watered. The thought of them made htm hungrier than ever. He looked about hastily, but th twins and their mother had disappeared. He put his nose to the ground and ran this way and that way, but the rain had washed away their scent. Old Man Coyote sighed. - "Well, anyway, I know about them. and that la more than I knew before,1 said be. "It is a bad wind, a very bad wind, that blows rfo one good. If the watch. feeding. The food for Lahyb health, if xnotherb milh fails is EAGLE BRAND Condensed Milk . lnor hurts which occur uume cuts, . burns, scratches, tx can be quicklv relieved by Resinol Ointment. It stops the smarting at once and cools the inflammation. -r , Tour dnijiMt Mile tt. Seaa J on baud. 'Well, anj-way, I know about them, and that la more than I knew be fore," said he, fear of th 1Rt Tm, fcaAn't v-..v us all together I wouldn't have known of mure iwins unui tney were too big. They must be tender. My, how tender they must be. When this storm is over I think I will do a little hunting in the Green Forest"! ' And KCt It. hghivn : Oiaf liint aK the time Buster was scratching his nose aiiu niiuH.uig aoout inose - twins. Old Man Coyote was leaving his home in the Old Pasture TiAaiinri for th n, w. est. He, too, was thinking about those IWI1IB. .'!.!-:. Yowler the Rob Cat wan iha tVilrfl ntin remembered thorn, inat hnt , .im. Butter Bear started to look for them u via man uoyote was leaving his uuuw ui uib uia pasture ior ine came purpose, Yowler yawned and stretched on the doorstep of his home. Then, like u. Kry snaaow, ne noiselessly sneaked away, and in his fierce yellow eyes was a hungry look. He also was starting wui vo wok tor tnose pretty twins. They were pretty. They were the prettiest twins in the Green Forest At teasx mat is wnat their mother thought and for once a mother was right Their dainty coats were beautifully spotted. Theu? legs were slim and long. Their eyea were, hie; and an ft Ami until k Red Terror threatened to destroy the 'n surest tneir motaer nad kept them so well hidden; that no one knew of her secret You ne. aha kn K. Buster Bear and Old Man Coyote and Auwusr m jdOD tjat would tnink. of her babies. Can you guess who those pretty twins were? : (Copyright lai. by T. W. Barteaa) The next story: Without Seeing." "Buster Brown Sees 22 Astorians Lined Tip in! Contest for Chamber Directors Astoria. June 11. TvMtv.ftM kl liess and professional men of Astoria have been nominated for th is AiirtA- ships of the ABtorla Chamber of Com merce. The-balloting will begin June 29 and continue ? until June 30. Those nominated were: C. A. Smith, merchant; W, A. Tyler, banker; W. K. Gratke, present secretary of the cham ber? J. Fred Larson, Importer and ex porter: Lee D. Drake, newsnanor man ager ; J. T. Allen, Insurance man; W. H. i- eiiman. mercnant: w. p. O'Brien, lum berman : J. A. Rankin, lumberman IT H. Haradon, salmon - packer : William anvo, iron. work manager; Mike Gor man. garage man r Oscar WIrkkaia. rani nery man; A4 C Strange, school super intendent: John H. Smith, attaraav ; K Burke, merchant; O. B. Setters, attor ney ; j. Koman. banker ; J. D, Strauss, merchant; J. Jl. Buchanan, attorney; J. o. xeuinger, puDiianer ; jc. j. McClana than, Standard Oil manager. . - Off on XJons Motor Trip t Gladstone .Tuna 1 A ra - - j WUJ" posed of Mr, and Mrs, Ralph McGetchie, Mr. and Mrs. M. XL Turner and JJ&aeel Todd. - brother nf Tiimu i.m Thursday on, a motor trip to the'jSaat following the old Oregon trail. Tbay wui return in September. - S - V "''"aaBBaaBapg siafceBj, -'. ' A New York man Is the Inventor of apparatus to send an alarm by radio teeltrrapny should a fire occur In a building and start automatic sprinklers. 1921 av Intt. rcA-ruar Siavtcc. Inc.' I HEX-WHERE. 1 'Jl ,7 AREN'T fOU -yt ' oin;to fJf cr 0 Hrg-i8 . JERRY ON THE JOB (Copyrifht J951. t '""-Tiatioiul Feature ' -. ; Berrioc. lae. M No Problem to This WWvoirJB. Gdr THESE, MlGOSU- GAtfrCrM III - . "V 111 eV--X I I - I'.V. ' r M . ' , S t& 7 y I Caw Aoo. ) 7 1 CANfT VxGJQS. OlfT iVu AS. lAV.. rr. Vieu Suppose Mou UAoiem : Bucks' AW HAtP op rr SIPPED oirt ov Nbu POCgT AMDBM x GAM? MuAlrtn VJCiii r - 1 Af wfcouG, N-- T r 27 lousr 1 Jk. I 'Vr. 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