Image provided by: University of Oregon Libraries; Eugene, OR
About The Oregon daily journal. (Portland, Or.) 1902-1972 | View Entire Issue (April 18, 1921)
11 THE OREGON DAILY JOURNAL PORTLAND." OREGON Dy George Mclilanu: YE-b I5jT J I've &EES MARRIED MY DEAR FrTLf OW- JUtT Av YEAvR AND ARE " fX? CTTIN' A. DlVOrX.E M Wt AJE. BOTH MAPtPX nt UMTll DEVELOOE Wii .-x : zmmmcf..i In THE HAODIFST MAN IH the: world HWE WILL. POWEft- I V- J -i- erf BXJLPH WATSOM MUnUAI. rV f XVI Jr AO. ISI. , V I I I yV ii 1 - - I 4TY71IAT'BJB yow elttir.g there grin W ninjf at?" Ma asked immedly of her flresJde companion, who sat on his Bd of th evening lamp chuckling to himself. "It you know anything; f unny h be so stingy with it? t was Just tninkin of Tom Marshall." T. Paer told her. "He's a funny f eliah to have been vice president twicer" "That's no way to talk about a vee president. M chided, "I always theragnt- Mr. Marshall was a mighty mart man. "I ain't heard much about him in the last eight years." T. Paer said. ""After elect kms he kiada faded out of the pic ture." -What made you think of Mr. Mar shall?" Ma asked. "Haa he got, to he prom;nect since he quit beinj rice presi dent?" 1 "Yeah. T. Paer grinned. "He ain't had a chance to do any talking since 1I2, so since Cool id ge got elected he's irot a lectarinjr Job where he can do all the Lai kin' and everybody else has to do the iit-run'." . ' Yd like to hear aim talk. Ma ob served. .It mast be very interesting. "Tom says it is, to him." T. Paer an swered. "H says beln a vice president ain't bo Job bat is a: s'eepin sickness. , , Th- Terr idea,"! Ma exclaimed. I never thought Mr. Marshaii'd talk that way abo&t such a high henor. "Well. T. Paer observed, "from what Tom told me a fellah's liable to say most anythtagr about it when he's had it once." "I should think it'd b a wonderful thin? to preside over tit senate," Ma arjrued. nd listen to ail the speeches nd "Terythh'S." "It's bad enough to try to read a few paces of ibe Congressional Record with out bavin to listen to tne whole thtr.gr."" T. Paer stated. Think f hv-n" to sit rip cm a higlx ehalr alt day nd say "Does the senator from Oregon yie" to tn senator from Arizona for a question? nd then to answer ;'od say the senator from Oregon yields." "It don't sound very exciting. Ma ad mitted, "but he geta to heal the Qiies- tiOT. ' ; i -Tea. T. Paer agreed. nd I cant think of anything tnat'd give a fellah sieepin" sickness jucker'a bavin to lis ten' to the -Visited States senate no mat ter what else yoa wanted to do. . "Maybe- Mr. Marshall's r'-strt, Ma said. bul he oughtn't to say it no mat ter what to thinks. J "Tom say T. Paer continued, -that hotdin office's like drinkin whiskey. Too get the habit 'nd don't want to quit. - j . : . - T believe he's right. Ma said. "I've noticed people that's been elected once Just keep on running year after year no matter bow bad they get beat. i . That right. T. Paer agreed. nd they1 get ike aS . booze hounds, they don't care what's la it just so they get it. ' "If Mr. Marshall going to ran again? Ma asked "If he does IU vote for him. .. , This ain't Tom's runnSn season. T. Paer answered. 'r.d besides he says he ain't got the habit because he ain't had a Job., if "Maybe hell ran for president next time." Ma &ujf jested. "He's had lot of experience." "Maybe he has. someways. T. Paer answered, i "Tom says. he added, "that presidents i pug'at to have Just one six year term. "I doa't see why," Ma contended. "If we get a ; good president we ought to keep htm 'TnoTen six years. -But Torn think,' T. Paer informed her. "that ; we don't have a good pres-de-st for rnore'n four years now. "I don't see how he figgers that out." Ma argued.- "President Wilson was in for eiht years." . " "I know it, T- Paer answered, "hot Tom aayss they always spend the first four years gettm" ready to be elected for the next four so they don't really work on the job r!y the last four. "Maybe! they do.' Ma Insisted, "but I'd rather have a good preetdent keep ing himself elected half the time than a bad one working on the Job for six solid years, . "Maybe so, T. Paer countered, "bat it might be worse to have a bad one working half time for eight years than to have a good one works n' full time for six " , ; "It's a ( hard . thing. Ma said doabt fairy.' "to know which is best- "Well.! T. Paer said slowly, "we've been toddlm along pretty . good for a long time now. "nd maybe we can keep -tandiiT em twice in succession for an other- hortdred years or so without hurtm ua rr.uch. LITTLE JIMMY 4CoSir"itl. 121. by IsMwatwaai Mrnn, - Unci. Two Kootisli i'wling Utile Bears By Tiers U W. Bcrgcss. Wtso lets his faraaper r Is Croa4 to fisd it, Axsu t pmj. i Jtrv- Er. r ETEP. there were two fooiish-fel-ing little Bears, the twins of Buster Bear were those two. And they looked Just as foolish as they felt. While they had been f ijrhting Peter Rabbit had made the moat cf his chance and the best use of his legs and had disappeared. Where he had gone neither Boxer nor Woof Woof had the least idea. iThey looked this way. They looked that way. They peered under the pITe of brush. They e. eh tore it all apart. There waa.no r' . cf, Peter. As, a matter of fact. Pc 4 was far away. . headed straight ?r the dear Old Briar-paUh. And Peter was chocKIing. .The instant those cwb began to Tight ail fear had left Peter. He knew- then that he had nothing more to fear from them. "People who lose their tempers lose their wits with them. chuckled Peter. "I couldn't have- done that better if I had planned it. My. now those cob have grown I think 111 keep away from that part of the Green . Forest. Yes. sir. I'll keep away from there. And in that de cision Peter showed that he wasn't yet too old to learn a lesson and gain wisdom therefrom. At last the twins gave up looking for Peter. "I I I hope I. didn't hart you." said TBpxer meekly, as he saw WooX Woef rob her nose Again. I dida't mean to. "Te. you did." retorted Woof-Woof. "You did mean to hart me. I know, be cause I know yoJ felt Just as 1 did. and I meant to hurt yoo. I-I-l hope I didn't.- "Not' much, repSied Boxer sheepishly W4 "I 'cJiMMY. TJtDiT-T- 1 '-TSU-'YOU uctx To tT tiUT Ubifc. HiECfc GTHi-a tWCTf AMD NCVJ J SES THE 6CX S KSCf "- 8"ESSIES I KNK'tW'THAT'tbd TOOK. MORc (HW wrwer piece: 7HdvS DID jS ijttle bird came RIGHT "TO THiS WIKOOW AsfO TDLX rE VXJ DID" (pSS ( i 1 " i ' i n r ' i i r - . . THAT . , ' WHX-Mf WIFE bOJNOo , U ( BUT TO LIKETOI AMD I AST QtHE - J C0C0 4 - ,'-'' - Ztt VCU COTH - & I -yj 1 TRX TO IT ItS A 1921 my NTt rtAu Svtc. 1- -f-ff J v 4 it Putting It Over on the Eire? sure; tha-tt was TriE SAMS OsiE StaD VVHPsT "(OLD, ME. HE "WAS GOlKl"7t),TSU wculdktt know ABOUT A fey tw?t ar, ' 1 - 1 w nil HIS HATiKl IT ALL HIS . t i. i c;cr i trr ' IJVV1N yi-ur - i KRAZY KAT Such Is Life hat fijii. y -rfi ipsa fHtiPr 11 2 r; as wo Pcecoo fTHrTr S Wgt T iw-m- rT-v WKL twe. JERRY ON THE JOB (Cecrnsat, 1921, by MenttjaMi Foon 6enu, lac won't spank vera tills time. be cstose I hope yon have learaeil a lenuoo. as he felt of one ear. "I guess we are even. That fellow we didn t. catch prob ably is ! laughing at us and will teU everybody he meets what silly little Bears we are. I guess it doesn't pay to fight.- j "That depends." said a deep, grumbly, nimbly voice. The twins turned to find Mother Bear lookisz at them. "It never pays to fight excepting for your rights, j but the one who win not fight for his rights never will get far la the Oreat World. Neither will the one who Is al ways ready to fight over nothing. Now, what have you been fighting about?" Feelins more and more foolish every minute the twins told Mother Bear all about Peter Rabbit and how they had tried to catch him and how they had lost their tempers when they bumped into each other. Mother Bear's eyes twinkled, but she took care that the twins should cot see that twinkle. "You osgJit to be spanked, both cf you. said she sternly, "and the next time I know of too ftghtingr you will be spanked. I won't spank you this time because I hope you have learned a lesson. I When two peopfe fight over a thing some one else is likely to get it. People who lose thetr tempers usually lose more, just as you lost your chance to catch Peter Raboit. Xow. the Green Forest win latrgh at. yea and Peter Rab bit will boast that, he was smarter than two Bears. "Well get even with him yet. mut tered Boxer. "No, you won't. declared Mother Bear. "Peter j Rabbit will never give yoo, a chance." And this is exactly what Peter Rabbit had resolved himself. Cpvrisi T T. W. BxrceaO The ' next story : "The. "Twins Meet Their Father. i "N O W- A- DAYS" says the Good Judge , - - 1 : , : - - A man can get a heap more sadsfaction from a small chew of this class of tobacco, than he ever could get from a big chew of the old kind. He finds it costs less, too. The good tobacco taste lasts so much longer he doesn't need to have a fresh chew nearly as often, r Any man who uses the Real ' Tobacco Chew will tell you that. : ; Put ufi in turo styles W-B CUT is a long fine-cut tobacco RIGHT.CUT ia a short-cut tobacco UVsTAiCE A Lone ST TrfS PavSZ. AKO 'rt-bueScLF' OUT B TVC 4 N'"i S? mar it tun. mTvM g-wea. Some T3e2o ,i(rt r 11 "ar4ir il j4 w - The Fresh Thin ABIE THE AGENT iGaprrirckt, 1331. kr teteraaBcsii rcatare ! - t 5JkV tSMVl. CUIO U)n a.te -m'mTm0 HS" tCRKBi AM wQ4t rV TtXEfiXM Tt 'n'E' H&K OCMSrwXY,UE X TClJb 'VOU. rLSo AU X c?rti w - - . " Too Much Etiquetti TxiAv.Hcee Crocks SriSFrVOTvXY.KSlKEry "MkVSi fuit tLt.LCTTta U I 1. T m. vetiitv uit x i i a . a I "-4 aviivvjr, iwv fc--rl l X fiCJT fk rlltttn-ra umfcris - ft - .3 . . . k.r' w . .. - I K 1-4 1 III V IT COST - J - - - rs-' - X h V k sa - - "m . ar --i. . a i w v a aw ssa I w afa. sTfa- "ww J I V J- - rsv 1 I a4 I a - v - i i i a m w . - i jt- rarsssawas-a n -f 1 mm I lrwssssssTaaMatsTfc-T-ttsBssa----s-T ! afT.i. sT f f afsTC--swaa-aw"i ,. M.iisTaaaaTSfaasswawaM i i ... i " Pni vi .r 'i 1 US BOYS SAY. I' J--.' SAY I'LL (SHHH,ECARe- U51-- Irrv- :vr"v. I -WWS TasTt "r.aW w HIS UNCLE IS A COPt 1 I i ... i i i - - i 1HATS EA5LE8EAK SPRDOER OOf-TYl YA fUANNA BE kJAREFDL ujmat KHA SAY HfM. AT f . , f Skinny's in Dutch Asir. TO HH3 Yoo r? Rin pic u i TCNK ro TALK THAT WAY to him k 7 7 jNi MS Samara - &f tnrxrfr.-it ge.ev.rl