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MONDAY. DECEMBER 13, 1920. 6 THE OREGON DAILY JOURNAL, PORTLAND, OREGON t mmmi AV IXDEPESDKXT NEWSPAPER C S JACKSON ....... .Publisher in cxlm. be confident, be cheerful end donlo other aa you wonld bare them do onto yoa.i Publtxhed eery week day and Bandar morning, t The Journal Buildinc Broadway and Ja . lull ittreet, Portland, Orefon. Kntercd at the po,nf"e at Portland, Oreton, .-lor traiwraiasioii through tbe mail! ca i claw matter. TKI.KPIIOXEH Main 7J7J, Automatic Stt-51. All department reached by thew nnmbera. NATIONAL ADVERTISING KEl'BESKNTA TIVH Benjamin at Kentnor Co.. Brunawick Kuildlng. 22S tilth avenue. Sew JTork; 800 alallere iiuildinc. Oiicao. - TAi'IFIC TOAST REPRESENTATIVE W. R. Ilranaer 'o.. Examiner Building, Han Kran ' ri-eo; Titl Iruii nc Buililmr. Vm Anelea; l'mt-Intelligeneer Huildinc, HentUe. - THE ORE'JOX JOURNAL, reeer Ten the right to reject adrerthinr copy which it deem ob jectionable. 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I would rather fall in a cauae that, I know ome day trill triumph than to triumph in a' cause that I know will fail. Wood row Wilson. THE BIRDrOT "'THE ROOST TTHE police department has , in augurated -a clean-up campaign in Portland. Fifty stragglers Were arrested Saturday, the first day of the crusade. Police are going into idling places, into poolrooms, and patrolling streets for those who are there in the dark hours. That is comprehensive police work. .It is an attempt to get at criminals before they terrorize the city. If. is an endeavor to keep young men from the paths of crime It is an effort to round up those who have come here from other cities for refuge from similar campaigns there. The Intelligent way to. fight any evil, criminal included, is to getat the root. It is not often that a burglar steps out of a good home with a mask and gun. Strong arm criminals are not bred there. They j come from the dives and dens, from the idling places, from the habitats of the hangers on. To go there foa them is. the practice ' of common sense. The bird is most easily caught on the roost. Portland needs cleaning. The low grade poolrooms and joints are flourishing. The idlers are there in afternoon and evening. Gangsters will come here from San Francisco, where a crusade is onj against them. They will come here from Seattle and' from Spokane. They migrate frequently when crime is I in the ascendant.; They work a City and leave. ? . j. Winter months are crime j months. They are dark and dreary. Men get cold and hungry. ; Jobs are not so plentiful as, in summer, j j ! J By cleaning up, Portland is putting her house in order. She is sweeping out the rubbish and tabulating her ..- stock. She is. warning those here to 'stay within the law, and warning the crooks of other cities they will have no shelter here. , The public that has been harassed 'and held up by criminals in Portland recently will approve the activity of the police. Portland citizens will be solidly behind the department in all : efforts to rid the city of armed in vaders, " . j.-. ' '. .. The cool Judgment and super skill f the United States, mail -airman who met a hurricane and after traveling at the rate of 3S5 miles an hour, managed to land in safety form a marvelous tale of exploits in . ine BK.y. : a nougn an oeiow were terror-stricken, his wonderful ma neuvering of his machine won the struggle and everted a tragedy. He literally, rode the storm. THE DAMP CLIMATE A . STORM lashed the Pacific coast aI a day or two ago. Eddying gusts of wind and rain strayed in from the ocean and beat upon, the streets. A shade tree fell athwart the inevitable electric wire. . A few umbrellas were turned inside out. But there was no freezing.. There was no 1 10 . inches of snow such as Ohio has already had. There was no Bhortage of fuel. There was no paralysis of business such as oc curred a year ago. There was no famine (from crop shortage such as afflicts' 45,000,000 Chinese. There was no menace of starvation such -as hangs over 3,500,000 children in the great' areas of Europe thaV have been swept by the storm of war. Where is the f man who : com plained, "Oh, this damp climate!; with an emphasis on the third word that ejounded like profanity? A bit of finger Js worth a lot to Frank McEntee, actor. He lost the end of one when a ' car window crashed down on it, and is now suing the Pullman company ' for $25,000 damages.1 In addition to great suf fering and pain that he has under gone, McEntee claims the symmetry of the hand has been broken. Sym metry, he says, is essential in the parts he has been playing. The Jury will decide whether or not he can dramatically point a-finger when there "is only half a finger there. LET PORTLAND FIGHT CORPORATION control of Amer ica jegan to crumble when a transportation baron uttered the pic turesquely stupid slogan, "The pub lic be damned." The spirit of that self-destructive phrase was revived last week in the action of the railroads which control the local! terminal company. The Eastern interests in control of the Union Pacific and the Southern Pacific Ignored the voice of Port land. They ignored the experience of the war. They ignored the pro test of the Northern Pacific, 40 per cent owner of the terminal company. They Ignored, it is little to be doubted, the judgment and advice of their local representatives who are also loyal Portlanders. Their rflouting of this city war rants the intervention of the state public service commission. 1 It war rants direct appeal to the interstate commerce commission, j It warrants steps which' will defer the effective date of j the ouster order (directed 'against the Great Northern; and the S., P. & S. until the public's case can be heard by a tribunal which will not! treat the local appeal with the disrespect shown by the powers In control of the Union Pacific and the Southern Pacific. - Portland has a right to a union terminal for passenger and freight uses. - S ' ' - - : . This city is a. transcontinental and international ' center . of travel and traffic, j It is not a wayside suburb to be given a shed for a depot or a slap in the face as answer to an appeal. A League of Nations commission has advised the calling of an inter national conference to formulate measures to "crush the white slave and opium trade." Where is, Mrs Raymond Robins, who professed. when in Portland, to believe that the league covenant indorsed white slave and opium traffic? -l EUROPE'S STARVING BABIES "THINK of it! ,1 Ten dollars buys the life of a child Jn war-ravaged Europe until next harvest. ' Herbert Hoover says so. ! Three million five hundred thou sand little children, a bread and soup line long enough to reach frorn. Oregon ;to Chicago, will starve to death if America's heart is hard ; will live if America gives money for food. ! In Poland, Lithuania,' Roumania, Austria, Czecho-Slovakia, Germany, the baby victims of war crowd round the soup kitchens i America provides under direction of Hoover. So scarce is the food that a child before being fed must be physically examined. "If the little one can live another day, he or she is .turned, sobbing,! away. Suppose your children, ; defense less against entrenched famine, thus confronted death on the battlefields of the war. : The appeal of the American relief council through its Oregon division to the people of Oregon, is: "Entertain at Christmas dinner as many children of Europe as you can afford as your little invisible guests." Oregon's total " quota of i $250,000 equally I divided between Portland and the state outside, for subscrip tion ' during December 19-25, the dates of the drive, is startlingly lit tle when one thinks of the appalling nature pf the food emergency this moment' afflicting Europe's innocent millions: of tiny folk. . i .Five i hundred employes of a manufacturing company In Cincin nati have announced that they will suit ender their" jobs to unemployed workers for one month this winter. The Golden Rule is proclaimed as the basis of business of the company. More Golden Rule in this world and there would be far less crime. BOXING MERELY ON .TRIAL ARMY training put boxing back among the legitimate sports and gave It J widespread popularity. That impetus has died down somewhat. however, and boxing must now look to Itself for its own motion arid sus tenance. And If it does not go about making ; its livelihood in a clean manner, boxing will suffer one of its owiJ knockout blows. .1 , The I deplorable happenings in California, revolving about a gang of brutes and ruffians that drew their strength from a few so-called pugilists, have served to , put the spotlight of public attention on the game. We cannot lay responsibility for these things on all boxers, many of whom are lawabiding, gentle manly youths, but a certain amount of indirect guilt will besmirch them as long as they allow these practices to go unchallenged. It has become the undisputed province of the recognized .boxer to set about a process of ' purification of the game which giveis him a liv ing. He can do so, if he Will, and if he does not do so the public will function for him. Let the boxer, the matchmaker and the promoter ally themselves for the purpose of sifting from the game the parasites and hangers-on that corrupt and contaminate it Fortunes are being made by the glovemen,. and it is to their benefit to save the sport. . The boxer must not hoodwink himself into the belief that boxing has come for an Indefinite popular stay; it is merely, on trial, and if it does not emerge from the ordeal unscathed and untainted the public's verdict will be one of guilt and con demnation. . i; " Let followers of the-sport remem ber how and why the saloon went. . ALONE IN, THE ATLANTIC ON THl 1917. THE night of ; November 5, the American vessel Al ee do was steaming across the At lantic ocean. The night was dark. On .watch on the Alcedo was Daniel J. Coleman,' American and seaman. Under the surface of those seas were German 'submarines. Twice transports convoyed by the Alcedo had been sent to watery graves. Some said what happens twice hap pens three times. ' ., Suddenly a streak of white. foam lined out toward the ship.. The tor pedo found Its mark. There was no time to launch the boats'.- They i were cut away with the rafts and those on board Jumped after them. At "1:43 a. m., four minutes after the explosion, the Al cedo was no more. Coleman found a raft. Man after man, swimming front nowhere out of the dark, dragged himself to Coleman's refuge. Soon it was chok ing with its load. Another man came, and as he touched the raft it dipped under the water. An officer who had taken com mand of the floating refuge said that somebody would ; have to get off, there was one too. many. There ,was no reasonable hope that the man who left could survive. . To llave the only floating object in sight was, to all intents, surrender ing 'the chance to live. It was dark and cold, and midnight; the only sound was the lash of the waves as they leaped and leaped and leaped. There were a few stars visible. "I can swim pretty well, came Coleman's voice. He knelt and slipped off the raft i into the great Atlantic. "Goodbye and good luck, he shouted, and again to those oh board the raft the sound of the waves and the light of a few stars were- their only companions. Two hours and a half later -the occupants of a' boat from the Alcedo sighted wreckage. They hove to. and from it they picked the clinging Coleman. On shore, , he spent the following 10 days in the hospital. Armistice day, Coleman, a porter in a New .York hotel, was presented with the navy ' cross. '. Today 3ie . is presented to the American 'people as one with a character that only the gravest crisis could reveal In all its beauty. J. N. Teal is given highly import ant committee assignments on the shipping board. It is warranted ac tion he Is capable. ' OREGON'S BEAUTY SHOW A BEAUTY expert of the Middle West has gotten her name on press association wires , by saying that women of the East and West coasts have dried up ; skins which demand excessive application of paint and powder. The fairest women ; of America, she adds, live in St, Louis. Where, in the name of all the rouge pots and lip sticks, doe's she get such stuff? The indictment may be true of the East coast. It- may be true of the Imperial valley in Southern Cal ifornia. But it Isn't true of Oregon. It isn't true of; Portland. Any town from the Columbia river to the Cali fornia line could fade St. Louis into dim obscurity with ,the Impromptu beauty show of a busy: hour on any important thoroughfare. It's only a little while,; for that matter, since the candidates for honors in pul chritude in St. Louis were seml-of- flclally credited with having the most generously proportioned feet in the United States. j Beauty expert or no beauty expert, there is only one other place in the world, and that is the South of Eng land, where moist, mild and kindly climatic conditions produce complex' ions that compare with those pos sessed by the women of Oregon. , This is the one place In the realm of Uncle Sam where, thanks to the contributions to health of climate and other favoring conditions,, the roses of June and the June of youth may blush in January unailed by any artifice. , r Some women, It is true, come here from regions where f nature abhors complexions, and a natural envy of natural color may cause , them to haunt local beauty shops. But any girl who belongs to Ore gon by birth or early adoption, and who lets the outdoor climate work its kindly way with her, may rival in her cheeks and lips the, roses that give us fame. , Here .American Beauty's name is legion.' : ' : SHALL AMERICA ! BAR -THE GATE? Apprehension Widespread - Concerning the Inflow of Aliens, as Reflected in . the American Press Recommenda- tlons . Vary i Widely, However .. Some View With Great Alarm : Others With Little, or is one at - AIL ' ; "Daily Editorial Digest (CoiuoUdated Press AwocUtioo) The "Welcome" to the immigrant in the American doormat . is rapidly be coming obliterated, if we ' may judge by the comments of the press. "Pro tection of American labor" and "ex clusion of radicals" are set forth by th Louisville Courier-Journal (Dem.) as two good reasons, either one of which ih sufficient for drastic legislation lor the better regulation of immigration." A temporary "complete stoppage bf im migration," as suggested in a proposed bill, is advocated by the Toledo Blade lnd. Rep.), a viewpoint, however, which finds less popularity than the -idea of handpicking" the newcomers, to quote Ole Hanson. , "Then,"; suys the Utica Observer (Dem:), voicing a widely ex pressed sentiment, "introduce and en force a careful distribution scheme ifiat shall Bend the "new arrivals to the points where they are needed and not turn them loose to congregate in large cities." The fact that the commissioner general of Immigration i has made a special , trip to Kurope suggests to some writers that the process of ; elimination of undesira bles should be carried out on the other side of the Atlantic. It would prevent injustices, the Tacoma Ledger (Ind.) points out, if we could "bar disqualified immigrants in I their own ' home towns or at the ports of debarkation." The Yakima Republic (Rep.) believes that the regulation "at the source" is most effective and thinks the "vigilance of American consuls in war and post-war periods" should be continued. "The Europeans should be filtered through slowly and handpicked," declares the Detroit Free Press (Ind.), "because, re gardless of everything else, there is not much room for them here at present." The Salt Lake Telegram (Ind.) feels that "if America is to become the asylum for the broken nations of the world, certainly the government should have the. power to complete the. distribution of the newcomers," and the Portland Oregonian" (Ind. Rep.) regrets that such a system was not devised .and enforced long ago. j : - Many who think- that the iflood must be stopped, by one means Or ' another, emphasize the! reasons rather 'than the methods ; fear in both cases seems to be the motive. In one case it is fear lest the immigrant drive the American out of his job by offering cheaper labor, and in another, fear lest the -"Reds" will arrive in sufficient numbers to threaten the government The South Bend (Ind.) Tribune (Ind. Rep.) calls for a sure middle course in whatever action congress takes, for, it believes, we are threatened first by another 'labor shortage" when "industry gets under way for the real post-war re sumption" and second, by "communists." The New York Herald (Ind.) also feels that, we need the foreign labor, but declares we must keep out the "breeders of unrest." Some fear the Reds more than they desire the laborer and cite the European "plot" spoken of by Commissioner Wal- lis, "to .unload criminals and dangerous Reds upon the United States." Among those who hold this , view is the' Sioux Falls (S. D.) Argus Leader (Rep.); "We don't want them here," it declares, "the anarchist, , the; bomb-thrower,, the h .W. W. and the professional; disturber, w;hether he be a high-brow- or a low brow. The report, that "millions are coming will disturb others besides labor leaders." This report of the commissioner mav be exaggerated, the New Bedford Standard (Rep.) admits, but "even so, the prospects are unfavorable," and the Minneapolis Journal (Ind. Rep.) believes that if America keeps her "gates open as they are now," in "five years' time the finger will be writing on the wall the doom of the America we know. The America mneriteo oy us , from our fathers will have been handed to the Btranger, and America will know Amer icanism no more." Quite the opposite stand is taken by the Indianapolis Star (Ind. Rep.), which, after showing statis tics concerning the predominance of "the old American stock of British origin," adds: "This element is so much stronger than any other single group, and likely to continue so, that the prin ciples and ideas and energies that made and characterize America are likely to prevail 'indefinitely. The other races Impress their qualities on America often no doubt to its betterment, but after a generation or two they are themselves Americans with the rest and all helping, with the older elements, to absorb new comers into our civilization," The Trenton Times (Ind.) insists upon "restriction," arguing: "It will be much better and cheaper to keep Out the un desirables than to permit them to land and then spend great sums of money and much greater effort in the attempt to Americanize them, or convict and deport the Berkmans, Goldmahs and others of their kind. We have all that work that we can attend to for many years and the process of assimilating is SIOW." e e Of those who oppose "drastic" inter ference win. immigration,, some make strong oDjection to the plea of the American Federation of Labor on the grounds that it creates damaging: com petition for the American laborer. The Brooklyn Eagle (Ind. Dem.) says "There Is ground for the charge that organized labor cares but little about the country's interests and is mainly concerned with keeping up the cost of production regardless of. the effect upon the consumer. The consuming class has something to say, and ought to say It with emphasis, concerning any pro posal aesigna to bar out immigration ior any period whatsoever." Indeed, the New York Times (Ind. Dem.) states that the plan for a two- year stoppage "smacks too obviously of tne seir-lnterest of the trade unions What is needed, it adds, is enforcement of present laws. This sentiment is shared by the New York World (Dem.) and the Jacksonville (Fla.) Metropolis (Dem.). The latter thinks the matter of strict enforcement should be one of the first things on the "America first" program of 'congress. The Norfolk Virginian-Pilot (Ind. Dem.) believes that . "America has more to fear from a deficit than from an excess of industrious immigrants" and that organized labor has no- right to demand "the nation to deny Just con sideration" to other elements "in the interests, or supposed interests, of the unions themselves." 1 . i Curious Bits of Information Gleaned1 From Curious Places . Jokes have made history and have caused wars, declares a. writer, in Tit Bit The British habeas corpus act had its origin in a joke. Lord Grey and Lord . Norris were, tellers when the vote on the act was taken. Lord Grey jokingly counted, a very fat peer as 10. and when Lord 'Norris didn't notice it he allowed it to pass. The bill passed by a majority of less than .10. -, The ratification " of a treaty between the Turks and Venetians was under dis cussion. The Turkish grand vlsier asked the Venetian ambassador to swear in Moslem fashion upon his- beard and, the beard of, the - prophet. The ambassador would not "Venetians wear' no beards," he said. ,. "Neither do monkeys," replied the Turk, and that interchange of compliments cost 150,000 Uvea. Cofnmunieatioui sent to The Journal, for publknuon in tins 'dpuartmeut ehoulrt be written on only one aide of the paper; should not exceed 300 words in letxth. and must be signed by the writer, whose mail address in full BUjt accom pany the" contribution. ': s LOGGED-OFF LANDS Portland, Dec 10.-t-To the Editor of The Journal I have seen in the papers the advertisements of stump lands held at $30 to 50 an acre. I wish to tell the real estate dealers that if they want people to come to this s Ate to make their homes on those lands they will have to cut those prices. Having had j "Letters From the People th tM.rience I wish to state that there ' -c?gniuon py uie allies nas 1 Jit ' ;.ZJt f,ZlZittAl'to eery Russian leader so far never was any cut-over timber land that was ever worth, such prices. Ten dollars an acre is as much as any of it is worth, for it costs $75 to $100 to get it in shape for cultivation. I have seen many ' a stump that coat 50 cents to $1 to get out, let alone the-burning of it afterwards. Besides, wherever the stumps are piled to burn that land is ruined for years, or for. always, as t is burned to brick. All the humus is burned out of it. I have seen acres of such spots on cleared land. We may be sure no one will pay such prices ad burn up money , to try to make homes, especially when Cana dian and other lands can be got cheaper and ready for the plow. Many of these timber tracts cost a dollar or two an acre, and even if they cost $10 the timber on them has made fortunes for the purchasers. And then to value it in the rough,' as it is, at $30 to $50 is nothing but sheer extortion. If the owners had it cleared ready for home building it would be a very different thing. Even then in very - many cases it would not be worth $30 as a whole, besides being away from easy markets and mills or without roads. Old Timer. A SUGGESTION FOR SLEUTHS Portland. Dec. 9. To the Editor of The Journal Did it ever occur to you that very little money is taken at the numer ous robberies of houses in this city? In nearly all cases jewelry and clothing make up the booty 'secured by the burg lars. Such being the case, do you sup pose the burglars eat the jewelry, etc.f In my opinion, they do not, and if I am right, I would ask. What do they do with it? I will answer the question for you. They sell it,, and sell it to a "fence," or "fences." . , , Now, I would like to ask another ques tion: Why don't our noble detectives discover these fences and nab some of these burglars when -they are disposing of the goods? It looks to me as if this should be an easy task. I had considera ble experience in detective work myself, in my younger days, and have cracked nuts harder than this one, and- do not claim any more brains than what our de tective force should have. They certainly ought to have some -imagination as to where jewelry is sold, and ought to get busy. I am glad to see you have started to go after our officials, and they should do something to earn their salaries. I suppose the next thing Mayor Baker and the rest will want is more money First they ought to show what they are doing with what has been given them, Let the police and detective forces get busy and do something. J. E. Brewster. PROTESTS PHONE RATE RAISE Portland. Dec. 10. To the Editor of The Journal After reading the petition of our local telephone company to the public service commission of Oregon for permission to increase the rentals they are now charging . their subscribers to the extent of 30 per cent for additional funds to buy and install more telephones to meet the demands for them, and after reading their flaring advertisements in the paperfj, "educating" the people up to a happy compliance therewith ("blocking their nerves," as It were), I am wonder ing if it is possible that they really expect to "get by" with such a bald- faced proposition. I am quite sure if I were to file such a petition the commis sioners, and you-yourself would say I was the most presuming ass since Baalam's time, because it is certainly an asinine proposition. : Now I am only the manager of a mod est little apartment house up on Fland ers street, at the front' of which for years past has been the sign, "No Va cancies," and yet daily, and some days almost hourly, I have calls in person and by phone from people looking for living accommodations, only to be met with personal denials The disappoint ments are always keen and sometimes almost tragic always pitiful. Now If the commissioners, could only see their way clear to raise money to build apart ment houses, cottages, etc., to shelter these homeless people, and ,would do it, they would be "laying up treasures in heaven" instead , of curses here upon earth; for such they willv surely get if they grant the phone companys peti tion. Civilized people .lived in comfort long before telephones were invented, and can do it again, but they cannot live without housing accommodations of some kind, nor ever will. Let the commis sioners send the phone company offi cials to their rich relatives in the East and South, who are both able - and eager to buy stocks and bonds for the purpose indicated and no let them gouge our people any more. With taxeaters in the city hall, the county court house, the state house, the licensing bureaus and commissions of one sort and another, even the govern ment at: Washington, besides the coal barons, the wood barons, the gas com pany and everybody else running a neck and neck race with the apartment houses in profiteering, there is no room or call for -any raise in telephone rates. J. E. Hunt. Olden Oregon Treasurer Under Provisional (jovern ment Paid on. Percentage Baals. In the proyisional government the office of treasurer was made elective and the treasurer was require'd to give a bond of $1500 to the executive com mittee for a .faithful performance of duty. As compensation for his services it was provided that he- should receive the sum of 5 per cent on all moneys received and paid out according to law, S per cent of all- moneys in the treasury when he went out of office and 2 per cent upon the disbursement of money in the treasury when he came into office. Uncle jef f Snow. Says : We may try in these here U. S. A. to go back to normalcy, but you might as well try to squeeze a chicken a hour old back into its shell. If the league Is scrapped we must have a big etandin army ,and a bigger Boakin navy, and more money to keep the one In trainin' and t'other keel down. There won't be no normalcy In that, 'cause they'll cost more'n a War. Then some day we may git the idee, what with see in' and hearin' about our big army and navy, that we can lick all cteaUon, and start in a-doin' of it. And there won't be no normalcy in that, nuther. 'A POET OF DISCRETION . From the New Orleans Times- Pica ran When John Howard Payne wrote "Home. Sweet Home" he did not spoil the sentiment of his theme by bringing the landlord into the picture. COMMENT AND NEWS IN BRIEF ; ; , - 1 ; 1 t . , i - a SMALL CHANGE The help problem is 'mainly one of helping yourself. Pittsburg Gazette Times. . i - . ; e-: e., : ...... A lot of folks now regard Grinn and Bearitt as .successors to Tom and Jerry. Des Moines Register. .The Anti-Saloon league choir will now sing, "Oh, Blue-Law Land! 'Sweet Blue Law LandS" New York Tribune. Most of us keep at least one eye on the temptation we pray not to be led Into. Greenville (S. XX) Piedmont- A Paducah, Ky., man married his mother-in-law. That - is carrying the desire for revenge to an extreme. South Bend Tribune. i Maybe - the reason why the sale of baby buggies is decreasing is that the babies are demanding motor cars now. Sioux City Journal. Recognition by theV allies has been itulJo every Russian leader so fur. It miKht b. worth while to try it on Lenin.Wall Street Journal.- Personally, . we hate to be a knocker. but our observation is that women are not as proud of -their wedding rings as the f ti itn ufit.ru .Kauu It, 11,. K" ... Many of the sermons of Henrv Ward Beecher were destroyed by fire, and from, now on it may be necessary, un fortunately, for some young ' ministers to write their own. Sioux City Tribune. If you haven't vet been a victim of holdup men, you'd better hurry. The year ih urawmg to a ciose ana you can t get in on our remarkable statistics unless something happens to you .very soon. Cleveland Plain Dealer. ' MORE OR LESS PERSONAL Random Observations About Town Lowell Patton. a native son of Port land, who has spent the past four years In the East studying music, is greeting his boyhood friends. His father also was born In Portland something over 50 years ago. His grandfather was one of the pioneers of Portland, and th Patton home, the Patton road and many other places here take their name fronv him. Lowell Patton leaves next Wednesday night for Vancouver to sail for New Zealand, where he will spend the winter. His friends say that in ad dition to being a skilled pianist he is a regular teuow. . e e Dorsey Smith, manager of The Journal Travel and Information Bur.eau, is at his desk, again after, a brief visit, at Pendleton. . While there he arranged the details for a trip to and through the Orient for Mrs. George Perringer and Miss Vera Temple Mrs. Perringer is the widow of George Perringer, once wheat king of Umatilla county, who. with Newt Burgess,r a wealthy sheep man of Pilot Rock, was killed by high waymen ; at the Claremont Tavern. ; e e v e Miss Lulu A. Root of New York city reached Portland in time to enjoy the recent severe wind and rain storm. "The East and the South I know quite well, but this is my first trip to Portland," said Miss Root, "and if this is a sample ofyour regular weather I am going to unlock my trunk and get out my um brella and rubbers." e G. C. Robinson of Lebanon, on ;the south fork of the Santiam river in Linn county, is in town. Lebanon is best know-n for its annual strawberry festi val and because it is the starting point of the road across the Cascades. Water loo, Sodaville and Cascadis, well known summer resorts, are in its vicinity. Mr. and Mrs. A. L. Hudson and daughter of the Hub of America are registered at the Sew?ard. Boston is becoming one of the largest Irish cities outside of Ireland. . e B. M. Douglas of Bay City is at the Seward. Bay City is one of the older communities of Tillamook county. Lum ber and salmon are its reasons for ex istence. e e Mrs. Dan Curne and maid. Miss J. D. Gilkerson, and Miss Flora G. Campbell, daughter of Dugold Campbell of Eu gene, have reserved rooms at the Seward. ' e e e R. K. Montgomery of Sheridan is transacting business in Portland. J. H. Briker of Grass Valley Is trans acting business in Portland. . e - C. H. Burnett of Timber is taking in the sights of Portland, l - . Dr. and Mrs. W. J.- Kerr of Corvallis are Portland visitors. 'W. H. Boddy of Hood River is a guest at the Cornelius. ., L. P. Brush of Hay" Creek Is a guest at the Imperial. .. T. G. Lawrence of Astoria is registered at the Cornelius. 1 L. R. Fletcher of London Is a at the Seward. guest C: H. Swezey' of Honolulu is at the Benson. 1 e C. D. Sellwood of Wheeler is at the Oregon. f OBSERVATIONS AND IMPRESSIONS OF THE JOURNAL MAN 1 By Fred A prominent Portland official, once an alien, who -took moat kindly to America anil, adapted himself very nicely to irarioua American Tieissi tud , diacuwea with Mr. Lockley the topic of Amerizanization, incidentally girinc apme inter eating personal reminiac encea. , "If this country is good enough to live In and make your money in, it la good enough to be a citizen of." That is all I heard of the conversation, but it set me thinking about the problems we have to face here in America in making the most of the raw human material we get from older countries. The American Legion has started a movement to see that newly arrived citizens are met, pro tected from extortion, given a square deal and taught the duties and respon sibilities as well as the benefits of citi zenship. These newcomer from foreign shores -can be made valuable assets to American citizenship, or they can be come liabilities. - iv - - e - e - . r - : . A few days ago A. C. Newill, a' mem ber of the PorUand school board .and president of the Civic league, was dis cussing with erne the problems of Amer icanization, when Mr.. New ill said, "I am proud of the -fact that I was natural ized on the very first day upon which I could be legally naturalized. That was at Butte, Mont. When I registered as a voter I stated that I was a naturalized citizen and gave my birthplace a Ma dras. "Where in hell is Madraer asked the official. Before I could tell him that Madras was in India, another official said,, "Sail right, he's entitled to vote. I've been in Madras, It in Missouri.' If yOu will examine the records of Silver Bow county, Montana, forSthe early '80s you will find I am duly registered as a naturalized citizen, born in Madras, Mo, though till then I never knew that the citizens of Missouri had to be natural ized .' . . - i -V- - - "Shortly after graduating frfm Oxford SIDELIGHTS - We. the neonle. are gradually putting an end to the days of getting rich quick. But we still have the cusses with us. PrineviUe Call. Of all the economic classes, the farm ers are hit hardest in the readjustment nf values. Thev are thoroughly Justi fied in kicking, if anybody Is, La Grande Observer. , e a The attempt of the woolgrowers of the country to force cloth manufactur ers to produce honest wool fabrics will have the support of people everywhere. Powers Patriot. There Is not a ' federal appointment In the state which is not being eyed by some Republican who is ambitious to succeed , the Democratic incumbeat. Lake County Examiner. t . The American public will get up an Interest in those Mesopotamian oil fields if it is shown precisely how their owner ship will affect the price, of gasoline. Hose burg News-Review. ' 4 Our ' pastor Bay it Is more blessed to give than to receive, and he straightway gave us a" Piece of his mind as to what newspapers ought to print to enable editors to get to heaven. Crane American. ' Hundreds of straw stacks are burned annually throughout the country. If every- farmer would consider the value of his straw as so much hay,- the loss would - be greatly reduced. Benton County Courier. . ,. The' death of the 78-year-old marshal at Sweet Home at the hands of thugs should result in an age limit being nlaced among the Qualifications or one who aspires to be a city marshal. Corv&llis Gazette-Times. , The executive committee of the Yohng Friends movement of Oregon met Sat urday in 'Portland. They were guests of Rev. H. L Cox, pastor of the Friends church of Portland, at a luncheon Out of town delegates present at the meeting were C. A. Hadley of Salem, Kev. F. G. Carter of Newberg, Rev. D. Bronner of Marion, Miss Hazel Keeler of Salem and Miss Esther Terrell of Newberg. Sherwood Eddy, originally of Kansas but during the past 10 years of India and China, will be in PorUand shortly. It is expected that upon his arrival he may be present at the Civic club lunch eon to tell something of the conditions in Egypt, Greece, Roumania . and the other Balkan states, in which districts he spent the fast summer and fall. e Captain and Mrs. William Matthews, pioneer residents of Newport, are at the Imperial. Captain Matthews is a long time newspaperman, his paper, the Yaquina Bay News, having outlived every other sheet started at Newport. , . H. Hart is at the Seward on his way to India, where he goes as a representa tive of the World Outlook league. His work is supported by the secretaries of the boys' work division of the Y. M.- C A. of America. , v Mr. and Mrs. W. 3. Ruckman of Alicel are registered at the Oregon. Alicel has a population of about 100. and is in Union county. Wheat and spuds are the principal crops of the surrounding coun try. Mr. and Mrs. O. A. Bender of Kings Valley are at the Cornelius. Kings Val ley is in Benton county and is about 30 minutes by auto from Wren, which is on the railroads G. M. Spence, who Is trying to teach the Japanese to eat more Portland made flour, is registe ed at the Benson from Kobe, Japan. ' . U. L Mason of Parkdale'. is at the Cornelius. Parkdale is near the foot of Mount Hood and is the terminus of the Mount Hood railroad, see Will E..Purdy. whose long drawn and hard fought litigation brought him to public notice, is a visrtor from Salem. H. H. DeArmond, ex-mayor of Bend and well known attorney of Eastern Oregon, is a guest at the Imperial. - . Archie McLean is at the Imperial. His father was one of Astoria's early blacksmiths and wagonmakers. - C. C. Clark, merchant of Arlington, is shaking hands with old-time legislative colleagues In Portland. .-'--Mrs! Henry G.' Hart and her two chil dren are at the Seward. They register from Calcutta, India. ' e - e p . C. L. Lewis of Pendleton with Mrs. Lewis, is spending a few days in Port land. Mr. and Mrs. H. T. Low of Deer Island are guests at the Imperial. t C. E. Wood of Cascade Locks is transacting business in Portland. - - . e Mrs. A D. Bernards of Milton is a PorUand visitor.- ' :. H? W. Talbot of White Salmon is at the Imperial. E. L. Massey of Amity Is a Portland visitor. c : : Lockley I came to America as a private tutor in the family of a well-to-do English man who was sent to the United States to take charge of a mine near Salt Lake City. He had not been in Utah long befor he was instructed to go to Butte to fake charge of the Lexington mine. To help protect the Lexington property I was sworn In as a deputy sheriff. I was assigned to work with John Rowan, nephew of Sir John McDonald. Rowan was a typical hardboiled Western deputy sheriff, a hard riding, hard drinking, good ' hearted roughaeck. , The night I was sworn in he. had me go with him after some horse thieves. We rode horse back than night 70 miles. My horse was all in and I -was In pretty much the same condition as my mount. Rowan told me to stay at Helena and he would get a change of horses and go on. Rowan followed the horse thieves to the Canadian border, where he nabbed them. - e e - . "My employer looked upon the wine when it was red, and while In that con dition he got Into a poker game. The morning after the night before, finding he had been stripped clean, he was so humiliated that he beat it. leaving me high and dry. I" was jobless. I be thought myself of my sheepskin and de cided to secure a position as teacher in the Butte (Schools. It is rather odd that the first certificate to teach I ever re ceived was given me by your fatera Frederic Lockley, who in 1883 was county school superintendent of Silver Bow county. On my showing , as an Oxford man I was made city school su perintendent. By the way, you were a pupil at that time in the Butte schools, and I later helped your teacher. Miss Layton, , secure the position of county school superintendent of Silver Bow county. I liked the work so much that I accepted the 'position as principal of the high school and spent several happy and useful yeara there." - The Oregon Country Northwest lUppenlnes ln Brief .form for the Busy Header OREGON NOTES A thousand rnhlilto ..J i,m.i - Sf".aiLm a rabbit driv12 miles south . G. S. Wild w anted at Tyntlall, R. TV, on under amg at Albany. I j . twenty-five sections of land sltutaed In utefeiusiaw national IforeMf will be open for entry January mi. One hundred five persons, the majority of them Indians, are Suffering Irotu tuberculosis in Umatilla jcounty. , Jamb RittifrmA- Kin ... oil . ' ..,.. , . v. r ... i ncn'Ruunn Oregon pipneer, la, dead at his home -m axiciu, wuere ne naa uvea to years. - . A club house that will coitt approxi mately 13IH1I it. il,inii..l fn, thm 1 1- ' ton Rod and Gun club early next spring : By a vote of 475 to 317, Salem tax Payers adopted a school budget bill pro- ) viding for a tax levy sufficient to raise- $166,062.70.'- I t. According to the school census just completed. Marion county liaa 13, Sit children of school age, an Increase of 7S8 over last year. j During the last few werks the Silver- . ton cannery has put up SOU tons of ap- f pies, aggregating something like 1$00 dozen gallon iani. ..- There'-are 62 rural telephone com panies in Lane county whose lines are owned in most cases by the farmers and ciUzens using them.- V KsUmates place the -product Ion of the mills In the Klamath Falls i dlntrict for 120 at 400,000,000 feet, or a gain of 70, 000,000 feet over 1319. j . C Miss Stasia B. Walsh,! Pendleton nurse who is doing Red; Cross nursing abroad, writes to friends that she Is now In Poland, with headquarters in Kracow. To aid itit emnlnvea (! iuiirin l,.l . gated farm laml tha Rrnnin.Uiuiniu. Lumber company has completed the plat- hub ul.juuu acres oi loggea-oil lands near Bend. : - -I i ' The Great Northern Finance corpora tion, with a capital stock of $1,000,000, lias filed articles with the state cor poraUon department. Headquarters will be in Portland. j . UmaUlla ranks eighth highest among Oregon counties in the number of stu dents attending the University of Ore- gon, S3 young men and women from that r county being enrolled, l . WASHINGTON The Sumner schools have started a drive for $4000 to equip the new gym naHiuni. Nineteen births and It deaths Is the record of vital statistics for November at Aberdeen, j j . The Donoven-Dubols cimpanv at Cas cade has closed Its mill and logging op erations for the winter months. j Fourteen of the graduates who i ceived certificate!! at the State Normal school in Cheney last week have ob tained schools in the state. One million bushels of 1 1921 wheat have been signed -by farmers o' Waila Walla county with the ( A"ush'ii,loit Wheat Growers' association. Burglars broke into the barber shop of M. H. Callaghan at Tacoma anil carted away the entire I shop, Including furniture and all accessories. , For -the-first time In! the history of Everett a 'woman occupies a place ot the school board, Mrs. IClle Mathewson being chosen at the election last week. The second well of the Standard Oil. company .in Grays Harbor county is now down ' 53 feet ' at Pacific bench. The well at Moclips ia down 34 J5 feet. Shot through the body! during a iuar rel,; Oscar Bolen, aged 64, Is in a Ta coma hospital at the point of death, and Thomas Gerand, 63, Is in the county Jail. - . - . ;. - . j . Governor Hart has given notice that the "bulldogging" of steers or ' other animals at fairs on W Id West shows in the state will not be future. - i tolerated in. the election at Ste- Results of last week's venson show " that Airs. Ermn I'aimer and Mrs. Conntance Kmlth were elected to the council, and Mrs.. Nellie Wachter X town treasurer Bv a vote of 701 to 662.! the taxpay ers. of the Yakima school district have voted a 5-m'ill levy, the : proceeds ot which will be used mainly to Increase teachers' salaries. I ) The keel for hult 13 was laid at the Standifer Shipyards in Vancouver ut week. Hull lit will be a 12,000-toij steel tanker and la being ount tor tne im perial Oil company.. IDAHO Jesse A. Edefaen, ex-postmaster at Driggs, fined $?.&62 and sentenced to one 'year in Jail on a; charge of em bezzlement, has been paroled by Presi dent Wilson. i l l Two new orchard, pewtsj the Indian peach aphis and the impoMed orchard mite, have made their appearance in Idaho and threaten to become of seri ous consequence.- ' I A romance of 48 years culminated this week In the marriage of James Weed , nM.t.ltn anil Mr .TatTiM CampB of Houston. Texas, i The groom is 72 and the bride vo. A man giving the name of Heeox was arrested in Payette county a few days ago on the charge of trapping without a license, j-iriy-two irapo were' confiscated. r tr.t rtnait fnMna, w a! 1 Jit nnrwit T .e W- IHAlt , v. ... - - " " Iston business man,' who forfeited $ii09 bonds and disappeared two years ago, has been recaptured In Ran Francisco. He is wanted on a statutory charge. Idaho stood first In : the quality of alfalfa and clover seed, and took sec ond, third and fourth prizes in seed wheat, at the international seed and grain show in Chicago. As a result of the crusade started a few weeks ago In -Pocate4lo. 20 pro prietors of- billiard halls, cigar stores and shoe-shining renortu have been ar rested for selling cigarettes- minors, i The market on furs having fallen off 75 per cent, trappers in Idaho have been advised by the game warden to lav their traps away this season ana allow the animals to propagate. . i KNOW YOU RJ PORTLANDS There have been hot a few burg laries recently, and the question has been raised, "What Is the matter with the police bureau?". Few people know that the number of policemen In Portland haa been increased from 192 in 1910 to 418 in 1920, a growth in personnel amount ing to 110.5 per cent. '- ' During the same period the cost of the police bureau has advanced from $260,964.24 a year to $841, 728.41, the latter figure being 224.54 per cent more than 10 years ago. Prohibition and other causes have lowered the receipts of the city from other sources than taxation from $637,751.20 In 1910 to $18.2,425.75 In 191$. Bootleggers pay all their "license fees" in fines and these are of un certain amount S The greatest cause of increase In the police bureau is multiplication of motor vehicles and the growing necessity for many officers to curb the appalling number of , traffic ac cidents and violation!. ' There are said to haveJ1een 7000 traffic accidents in Portland last - year."- r,- Licensing of automobile drivers, stringent regulations, stiff fines and surveillance are all being employed, but the cost of accidents and the damage they do still far outbalance any revenues received from fining the reckless- and the careless. . Forethought implanted in the minds of automobile drivers would save, Portland, apart from lives and in juries, many thousands of dollars a year. - - j -' ' ; - 5