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THE OREGON SUNDAY JOURNAL, PORTLAND, 'SUNDAY MORNING, - JUNE 13, ltZX 9T i.iilt--. n. ATI SIT & TV . S Secret of Recalled TUTVVTXfJ nntlr tn h lUN Tnr XV trunk wu locked and ready, Patsr r 8 astonished to see her . roommate, Marion Blaine, flung face down on th bed weeping ' stormily. Patsy : paused in astonishment, for Marion had always seemed so sslf. contained and distant and had kept so utrlctlv to herself that Patsy could not Imagine her crying. "fiio you have t-ad news?" she said breathlessly, bending over 'Marlon." - : "No." ' mumbled Marion, burying her head In the pillows. , ' , . "But I'm never coming back 'here--! hate it. No one ever include me lw anything or cares whether I have a good time or not." "Why," gasped Patsy, "we didn't think you wanted to play rouad with us; you always seemed to he studying ' and " ' Whatr asked Mai ion. sitting tip . suddenly. "You might as well tell me why you all hate me,' : .,- .-- :.. -' -- '"" , ' ' "We think you're stunning said Patsy. "But you always m ere so short with us that we thought you .were a grind and all that sort of thing "then " you know you said you didn't skate,5, o how could we ask you to go long, on our winter picnics. And you said you hated dancing, so we never - naked you to the dances, and you didn't have a banjo and never said anything about playing., so we .couldn't ,ask you to Join the glee club; and you didn't tide, so how could we invite you.; to go with us? But there isn't a girl who hasn't tried to , fix her hair like yours snd copy-" your hats. How do you ' ever manage 'em ?" i , "I'll do your hair for you for supper," said Marlon, unbending for the first time since she had come to the Barker school. "And I think your brown hat would 1 be lovely if it were turned up Just a wee bit in the back." , "Do you !" exclaimed Patsy; "well, lay, if you fix that hat I'll teach you 11 the new -dances and next year " 'Maybe. I wilt come back," said Mar lon slowly. "I guess it's knowing how to do things that makes one popular; that's why . you're such a favorite, f etsy ; you can do everything." "Except trim hats and look like a thousand dollars and be agreeable to my roommate," said repentant Patsy. 'I'm going to" learn' to ride -tiorseback and dance this tomnts1, and I've a lot of the dandiest candy recipes at home," said Marlon. "Just, wait!" Marion Jumped up from the bed and began tak ing the pins out of her roommate's hair. It was a delighted and changed Patsy who came down to supper that night and Marion flushed with pleasure when a chorus of approval went up from the girls and Patsy trade a low bow and Introduced her as Mile. Blaine, ' V "Do mine! Do mine!" asked one and then another and that evening the shy. girl had more attention than .Patsy herself. So, honey, if you are at school and wonder why you are not popular, i take : Patsy's advice and learn to do everything and. one particular thing better than anyone else, - The more things you can do and the more things you know the better time you will have in this old world, whether In school or out. : - -High Collars Appear - Is the pneumonia blouse doomed? . The latest London style show reveals choker collars worn with tailor-mades. Three other tendencies are of outstand ing Interest : The waist-line la creeping up : silk pointed waistcoats are the thing, and pleats abound everywhere. ; COME! J Sunday and Monday WE OFFIR CLARA KIMBALL YOUNG IN "EYES of YOUTH" FKK THB BXQriMTK JftSS TOrXO TV THIS THC.NDEHBOJ.T OP DBXMATIC ACTION COMEDY it All Dressed Up" Open from 9 o'Ctoefe Hi Ui Moraln, until 4 'Clock the Sollawins Mornine Popularity y Ii 1 m - . iv ... ' ' i ' - V " hi In -::f f !? :..?f M : V- FOR A A G.I RLS. - BY EUXB FLUMLX THOMrSOW " -: 1 igst- I f : ... tun i "" ii j ii i j ii ii I . f7Ti i 'f.','''. l ""T I i 111 ii i nnii l 1 1 1 r ;f;.; ' :it'V':yi - , : ; ' ! The Latest Experiment of Solomon T. Wise OIR Solomon Tremendous Wise . Has queer ideas'concernlng size. He. thinks that little bugs should be As largo as -you, or mayee ms. ' !.....-..... Small animals and insects would -: Be happier, and twice as good If they 'were Just the size of man So Solomon thinks out si plan. '. t - . .... To stretch 'em up and out, to boot, or why should they be underfoot And we on top, he'd like to know? They've never had a chance to grow ' .,.," ' ,' 1 Or take up music and the arts And travel fround in foreign parts. Three days - and seven nights, he thought, ' ." - -And then, h dark brown mixture wrought " Of chemicals and herb's ' and yeast, 'Twould make a man ot any beast! The Paws and Claws Club NOT long ago: t said that .we should find another name "for Otir anfhtal column, 'cause the goldfish and - ponies and turtles got to complaining that they had neither, paws nor 'claws and yet were just as much pets and animals as any ope else. " , i ' I'm- afraid we'd have fco' call It Hair, Hoof, Feather, ' Scale and Flipper society if we wanted to include them all. ,But one of our members has given me an ida.- :::;:f y-- .j., -: :. My suggestion for a new name for the. column is 'Ark Write. Bonney Wins low." Now, really, that i a very clever notion--or we mifht call it Mr. Noah's club, 'cause every animal that ever was or is came out of the Ark, so to satisfy alt hands we'll call It Paws and Claws half of the time and Noah's Ark Post the other half.; The Forgetful Poet just stuck his head in and asked why a torn cat was like a man. I gave it up right away and. what do you 'spose he said? : . - "Because he's a purr-son l- Now what shall we do to that-Forgetful Man if he keeps making puns?. We'll make him a member of Ark, that's what we'll dp. The animals have many things to be thankful for just at present. ' They don't vwear clothes or shoes, so the H. C. of I does . not worry them. Not many of them require houses of any sort, and I don't believe nests or holes; in the trees or burrows or- mouse tenements will go up for a long time. Dog houses may ad vance and barns and such but the wood and field folk, need not worry Just yet. I heard a Uttls bumblebee A-busxing 'tother day' ''It's almost half past June, you know. And more than half past May!" (And I should say 4t was.) t i ..... e i My Happiest Memory "Tell us a story. Grandma,' begged the twins. "Well," said Grandma, settling down In an easy chair. "What shall it be about?" "Have It a true story," suggested Ruth. "Yes.' agreed Martha. "Tour happiest memory." - - .;- --; " - "My happiest memory." began Grand ma, taking out her . knitting, waaA In the year 191 8 Tour father had been fighting the Germans, and 1 was afraid that any minute I might ; get a letter saying that he was wounded or killed; but every two or three" weeks I would ret a letter from him saying that he was safe, although in the midst of dan ger, and then, on . November 11, the N D Into the garden then he went i To try out his experiment. ; "There's' . doubtless -t several Insects ' here," . - Said . he, - and poured some stuff, my dear, i ' Upon a mound of grass. Oh, in it There were a dozen. Whew! Next m,inute , , ' i "'-. A giant cricket danced about, 1 1 : Five ants as big as you stepped out; ' ' " , A. horrid spider, twice' as "wide '! ''As Solomon, grew up Alongside; '' A lady bug, a giant worm'" ' Began to wiggle and squirm . ; Toward Mr. Wise. The cricket seized Him ; by the hair, the spider . . wheezed : i And ' snapped its "awful jaws, iol" , - "Let armistice was declared. The war was really ended 1 . . How glad. I was ! ' Tour father was at last safe, and in a few months he came home. That, my dears, is my happiest memory." - "I never knew father was in such danger," said . Martha, looking thought fully into the fire, -t ". -1 "Yon must have been terribly worried. Grandma," said Ruth, The Puzzle Corner . I guess the Forgetful Poet has gone' off fishing, for he never turned up at all this week, so I'll have to tell you the answers to bis pussies mysetf. The Bear . State was Arkansas : the Beaver state. " Oregon the .Wolverine State, Michigan, and . the Gopher State, Min nesota. Z'.r : .-:. X . j ., ll " ; The people, from many of ,. the states are nicknamed, too. Can you tell which are which? ' From what states do' the Hoosiers, Foxes, Tar Heels, Panhan dlers. Web Feet. Flyi-TJp-the-Creeks and Bean Faters come? Besides all this the June Bug would like to know -. ' ' j ' " . . " , How many hums in a humming bee? How many stones in: a cherry tree? ; How many straws in a strawberry? Ask Mr, Robin, but don't ask me. ; . Andjcan you fill in the mj suing words : There once was a lizard : Named - 1 . . I Who climbed a high ' , Thn mrmwr rliccv. She fell from the wall, I believe that is ; To be brief, I'm .!,-.-- " Uncommonly busy. . ' .-j- The Puzzle Corner ; The nicknames for the people .of the states mentioned last week were : Hoos iers. Indiana; Foxes. Maine; Tar Heels, North Carolina.; Panhandlers. West Vir ginia ; Web Feet, Oregon; Fly-Up-the-Creeks, Florida, and . Bean Eaters, Mas sachusetts. : ' ' -- The words omitted from the little verse - about the JJlzard were Lizzie and alL - , - . All campers are iri need of -it. ; A pet name for a cat?) Yes ? A vegetable and fowl 'twill take . . To give this bird, and no mistake? -. U -'- - What bird? !: -. What language 1 would a kitten speak if Ii talked? - ' . : Jt-essesse Rhymes .. For you to finish. 1 ..' There was Once a .turtle named Who managed -the Meadowville ferry. He never was late nor made customers So he grew very rich and quite ? . 3 - Shrieked - Solomon. Help! Help oh. ow : . ' 6om pwmerg working in a. field unning to - see why he Their . eyes, stood out, heir", knees quaked sore; ' . ' They . hurried " off . to feich-' some - more, . . - t"lr' " " And soon the king and half the court . ..Were hurrying with every sort Of weapon. Down the steepest hill They rolled 'em out of SposyvilIe( The . ants and. spider.' worm and 1 ' 1 ' cricket, : . Hopetty Hoppet! Lickety splicket! "Throw It . away," the good king called. 1 . . . "I will,"- quoth Solomon, appalled, AndT threw that mixture in the sea. I'm glad, he didn't find a bee. Animal Land HT' did the worm tare, Mr. Orl?" Said Jaekl. R.hbit Wornw. - . "Why. I vapvomm." jrawnad Mr. Owl. "H most ha rasrbd the . Poor-Mr. Worm! To tell the truth, he doesn't know which way to turn these days, with Mr. Robin after him one way and little boys the other. He's always being dug up for breakfast or bait. But then he eats flowers and vegetables and I 'spose it's all for the best in the long run. And a 'long run it surely is for him to keep out of danger. .Every once in a while we read about a giant "turtle.; One was brought in from the Maine coaast recently that scientists declare had lived for 600 years. But after 500 years of freedom at sea it could not accustom itself to captivity and died in five days, which seems a great pity., Eagles, crocodiles, elephants and turtles hold the record for long lives among the animal peope. Many, many turtles are captured annually for their oil and sheltr They are also used for food and fertiliser, so -that not all have an opportunity to enjoy their full ouu years or lire.-x For a time it looked as if the automo biles would push man's good friend, the horse, into the far corner, and leave him no way to earn his living. But slowly he is coming back into his own, especially on the farms. The tractors and other farm machinery are fine for large farms, but for the small f arm. the horse is the most dependable ally. He lasts longer and doesn't need so many tires, doesn't get stuck in the mud and when he is through plowing he can be used for hauling and other odd jobs that the tractor simply - could not fit into. Imagine a tractor taking the vegetables to market ' For small fields the horse is better than the tractor. So even on large farms horses are kept in reserve for thetime when the tractor gets out of order Another item in favor of the horse is that while he is useful all the year, the tractor, after the plowing, harrowing and cultivating, stands idle and does nothing to help pay Its expenses. So the horse is still sure of his comfortable corner la - the big farm. - SUNDAY CONCERT I HCLSKN'S OOtlWOIL CRIST COW. CUT ORCHESTRA THIS ASTIR. NOON. MONTI AUSTIN SINOS. AO MISSION FREE. MOP A CO OAR FOR COUNCIL CREST PARK Reed College Notes The week's activities were strenuous ones at Reed, with studies out of the way. and commencement 'estlvities on the boards for all students and faculty members. Monday began the week's happenings with . the chorus annual spring concert in the chapeL . Directed by Hans Hoerlein, the .chorus gave a creditable program of music appropriate to tne spring- season,, and commence ment ? time. Howard Barlow, who in Reed's first class organised the chorus, was a visitor at Reed the night' of the concert. . Tuesday was River day. ; and even- detail of arrangement- was correct for a long day of celebration. The J. ' N. Teal carried all 'of Reed up the Co lumbia to Moff a tt springs,, where stu dents hiked hack into" the hill. The return trip Was made late in the .'eve ning. The , Reed 1axx" orchestra' fur nished good muelo for dancing, and the evening's sunset and brilliant view of Mount Hood : were also strong - attrac tions. Howard McGowan, chairman of the day, managed finances so that the boat expense of $200 . and cost of two meals was exactly met by ticket sales ana . siyaeni ooay appropriation. . weonesaay Professor Lucien EL Beck er gavev-a- program, pt America's best music, including as a jpecial conces sion to the gay commencement season a number' of American folk tunes tran scribed with modern melodies. The pro gram included the work of ' Milligan, stoughton, Klem. Sowerby. Baretlett Nevln and Kroegetv all of which were heartily enjoyed by seniors and their guests. , , -.- The Reed T college annual made Its appearance Wednesday and several hundred students eagerly, scanned its pages for mention of. themselves and friends. Practically every , .student at deed appeared in Individual or group pictures in the annual, and there is written reference to about 100 of - the students who have been most active , in student doings. James Hamilton, busi ness manager and photographic .editor. Called by the foremost critics of two continents 'the most sensational love story of a generation " and in which Miss Keane has appeared for over five consecutive years in America and England, it is our rare ; privilege to (present " to Portland audiences one of the most important releases of the year. TODAY AND ALL WEEK . f' Lf WWm& it m:- L ' LJUUU- ; Q J m ' - r EDWARD' SHELDON'S J L ' CELEBRATED PLOY s Wf. -'.v-J TODAY'S EXCEPTIONAL CONCERT ' Ua ; 7 AT 1:30 P. M. PLAYED BY -UUU O ; CECIL TEAGUE I ;.. - ON THE' WURLITZER liK (fTTh ; ' . Gladiators : ,i Gray., ' - .'.-.' f ' Hly r ' y"LohengrinT Selection... .,.-...,,......., Wagner . , h " ' ' r. - (!! - . I , When You Look in the Heart of a Rose...;,. " u f ' Two Butterflies ' - v - - ' W mw' 7 i ':'':.'::."". Madame Butterfly, -One. Fine Day"'.. Puccini . . , i - ' f I Hi f , V Butterfly . .........Hubbell ' rr, J l jjl W ' . (A o m 0 , . , . ? . , , . - - r - : . Q . .."'..- f r Toytown 1 rm? ?r&F1' 1 " . . . . . - . VJ : I..! . l - - . -, rrilEi had f, crut mMtinf A In Toy Town last night. The high cost of clothing, -1- ' They said, was not right. ' " Down with clothes and with bows," :, Oried a Teddy Bear cub. ' The Green Apple Pirate THB apple pie was on the shelf,; When with an awful shout . The crust was split And through the ; slit ' A pirate man burst out.. He jumped into a bowl of soup, . ' And, mounted on a bone, Ban up his flag and In his sloop . . Sought fortunes of his own. and Arthur House, artist for the annual, were ardent " workers In preparing the publlcaUon, and Glenn Qulett, editor-in-chief,, makes special mention of their work in the annual's foreword. lhe annual is dedicated to William Trufant Foster, formerly president at Reed.. -Thursday evening Reed' dancers were in their element at the senior ball. The gayest party of the year is always the senior ' ball : 'at'--. Reed, - when scholastlo worries are over, and .Thursday's party Parade "JJet's form here and now 'V Our own overall club." ,i So they did, and each -Teddy v And dolt and small, clown In a ixeat pair of overalls . ; 'Strolls about town. . He captured seven carrots,: a . ' - Potato and a bean.--1 . And would have' taken more I 'spose, naa.ne not oeen so green. . - He was an apple pirate, loves. ' :., The soupy sea did toas! The pirate man fell in and now "- VI guess he's apple sauce.. was especially happy In tone. The sefliers, Jubilant over the laot that every member of the. class was slated for a diploma' Saturday morning, were arimtraMa hosts.--: " ' -. - Friday was class day and, in addi tion to several - events of interest ' to seniors and their guests, several 1 mem bers of the class took, advantage of the occasion to burn their thesis notes, in ccord with" an- honored college tradi tion. The notes, written,, in. prepare- . ' Mr. O rang Oiitang Is Own Dentist For. some days the orang-outang st the 'London Zoo baa been restive. Usual ly he tells the keeper his needs by signs or guttural noises. - Nobody, could discover what was the matter until he was observed by two witnesses to have discovered and great was ' his joy a stout piece of string, in his bedding. One of "his dog teeth had evidently be come 'loosened and was . giving him pain. . " -. , a , - . , He tied the string round the tooth and made several efforts to dislodge It Finding the task a hard one, ho en twined the loose end of the string round the bars of hi cage, and by dint of jerking his head back successfully ex tracted the tooth. : It was quite two inches long, and the orang-outang - was so pleased with the feat that he refused to allow either of the keepers to touch It. "The tooth has since disappeared and It. la believed that he has hidden It on a ledge at the top of the cage some 15 feet high. '- ... i . -" tlon for the graduation thesis, made a considerable blase, to the great joy of the students who had spent several months in preparing the theses, which are now entered as first class reading matter in the college library. With Saturday's commencement exer cises over, students began leaving for home in every part of the United States and Alaska. , The college office and library will be open for the next week before -closing for the summer.