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THIS OKEUUN DAILY JOURNAL, PORTLAND, SATURDAY, MAY 8, 195SO. A! INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER 0. S. JACKSON . . . .FabUshW ( B nla, b confident. b cbeemu ana oj to other, u yon would h them do nto too. I nto otlwn 70a ' fubllihed erT wek dy nl Sunday morritna, t Th Journal Banding. Broadway and- l hill tret, Portland. Oregon. Entered at the Pontoffiea at Portland. Uregoii. 'mdUwm. through the mail. eeeood letter. . ; ; - TELEPHONES Main T17. Aotmnatie M0,"5!. in nU reached b these number m-tRPrr.N ADVERTISING BEPRE8ENTATIVE Ben am.AVK.nSor Co.. Bewick BoUdm S2 Fifth tTrnue. Kew York; 00 Mauera Building. Chicago. BCBBCRrPTION BATES i By carrier, eitjr and country. , DAILY, AND SUNDAT One week..... A I month..... DAILY 1 BrSDAY w .10 1 One week 9 .OS One month..... 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There is possibility of as pretty a display of political fireworks there as has ever been seen at a national con-? mention in this' country. v Governor Edwards announced his . : candidacy yesterday. He was elected governor of New Jersey on. a light wine and beer platform. His hat in , the ring for the presidency is to Mr. Bryan worse, than 400 red rags and i red! flags and red wagons swarming around a nervously Inclined bull. ; The hurling of grape Juice bottles at the Edwards candidacy has already - begun. And they will fly thick and fast on the floor of the San Francisco . ! convention. If it doesn't descend into a political Kilkenny cat fight without , a parallel, it will be because the dele gates will realize that the Wilson record of constructive legislation and the Wilson conception of a world 6r : ganized or peace, is a worthy and 1 powerful issue for a great political j party, that many of the states have j effectually settled the wet and dry question in their own way, and that the grc. problems left by the war are what the; people are. looking to parties and presidents to meet and solve. - '-!.'.! ' f If! the delegates at San. Francisco" kth i a 1. 1 1 1 r I i ! I II ' 1 1 r I f ) r l fiT I M rpp vpapa of Wilson's legislative enactments, a jr proper conception of, the great war fought and won and a true perspec- tive of what! a League of Nations means, a great convention In which political civil war is" now threatened may chart its course and do" its duty to the country. In peace. , ! " , : j- Is (here a possible relation be- erAM tk . i. . il. j . - ! tusuiiue is greater jinan me BUpply and the financial troubles of the street car company? Suppose no autoist picked up people waiting for the coming of street cars? . Suppose the Los Angeles plait were adopted and downtown parking prohibited, thereby encouraging economy of gas oline and compelling payment of street car fares by those who pay ho faxes now? MEETING THE TEST TV)RE than the element of reciproc- AvAity Is contained in the section of ; the Tlvers and harbors bill which was j" Inserted at the instance of Western I senators and which recognizes local , eontribution to the cost of port im- i provement as an argument in favor of .government appropriation. ; It calls upon ports to show by their works their faith. It eliminates the Odor of decayed pork by furnishing L evidence that the port exists primarily . foe commerce and not to bring cheap ) ly gotten government money into the . community. - ;' The provision is supplemental to the position previously taken by the' war department that government apprppri , ation should be premised upon the use t made of the waterway and the vol ume of commerce handled by a port : c. .;' In Its report the senate committee ' said: . ' , - : :: The time has come for greater local cooperation in making river and harbor - improvements. , In some sections of the country substantial contributions are be ing made by localities benefited in con- nectjon with actual navigation works , They organize themselves into port dls tricts and levy taxes to aid in this work This should be done generally through- . out tfe country, it will result In great er economy and more care in the selec tion of projects. - In many cases local benefit are even greater than national benefit. Where local benefit can be approximately measured there ia no good reason why the community should not take care of the same. This amendment looks to the presentation ot the facts to congress along- with the judgment of experts to aid ia determining; what local cooperation if any should-be had, and it Is hoped that this will develop a general policy mat will: ro a long way toward stifling- . the "pork barrel" slogan and fallacy." .. f :.- j j : .'j : - . If cooperation with the government is a test, the. Port 'of Portland meets it. If contribution to the cost of port improvement j is, a decisive factor, a long record establishes this port as an example to the other ports of the country. Millions have been spent in creating-and; maintaining the harbor and channel from Portland to the con fluence of the Willamette and the Columbia: At the! time when con gressional delay In providing funds halted the "vitally important work of constructing ,the north jetty at the mouth of the Columbia the ports of Portland and Astoria provided funds and the work went on. Many times the port's dredges have supplemented the efforts of government dredges In the channel below the mouth of the Willamette, j ; . There is na doubt of the destiny of the 'ports of the Columbia. Immediate growth In exports - and imports furnishes : demonstration, which with the reciprocity of this port with the government should suf fice not only; to win maintenance of the channel in statu quo, but put under way immediately the 35-foot channel project i j The slogan! of a newly formed or ganization, the Service league, Js, "Help Make Portland 100 Per Cent Efficient." The league proposes to solve the problem j of accommoda tions for visitors during the conven tion season, to direct a clean-up cam paign, to aid in fire and accident prevention, to jmake Portland more worthy the name j "Rose City," to help advertise j Portland In the East and to get people, attracted by such advertising, started on the right track when they come. One would think Portland : had enough organ izations. !. But If the new league rep resents more' the pawer of consum- mation than j conversation it should be welcofied. ) .-: 1 THE TOLL SMALLER t ' i T- I THERE is encouragement for those aiding In j the accident prevention "campaign! in the report of the-traffic bureau for the j month of April. Al though there! aire sttll accidents, far top many, the toll j 6f collisions has greatly diminished!. Fewer people are sent to the hospitals and fewer carried to their graves. The estimated increase in the num ber of automobiles j on the streets: is 32 per cent. I There, are more, pedes trians. Congestion s more acute, f In spite of j that, only seven people were killed in the first four months of 1920. ! If the ratio is continued throughout the ' 1 ' year, only 21 persons will meet their I deaths in automobile collisions. It s a decrease of one half in comparison with the 42 killed collisions In j 1919. . . , There were fewer jnjured last month than in any similar period for ayear with the exception of December. And in December! many machines were stored for the I winter, and the ! new cars were not jn the highways. But in spite of the multiplied number of machines and pedestrians, fewer peo ple were sent;tj the hospitals than in September, "October or November. With strong law enforcement, ap Ilcensing drivers' law. plication of the greater care 6nJ the part of pedestri ans and automobile operators alike, and, possibly more rigorous local reg ulation, the accidents, the In'mrlps and the killings should continue to decline. I j " L i ' Cheaply produced liquid hydrogen, one gallon of which will drive an automobile 250) miles, jis declared to have been discovered by an Italian chemist, j If he) hasn't made the dis covery somebody else willyet evolve something like it. j And .what a so lace it will be to havs deliverance from' the tolls and power of the few institutions thai are privileged to fix the price of gasoline! . UNFAIR TO MR. BUCHTEL PUBLIC SERMCE COMMISSIONER FRED BUCHTEL has been at tacked in Astoria. It is because the Oregon public service commission joined in the; rate case for securing lower; rates down the Columbia. The attack id by I G. C Fulton, at torney for Astoria in the case. On his recent return " ifroni the -hearing at Washington, Mir. Fulton said in an interview Tfie only dangerous feature of the whole case, so Ifar as Astoria ia rmn- cerned; lies in tke fact that the Oregon public service; commission has asked tnat Portland be given at better rate than Astoria. Klveryone knows tha triia TOmmiasion 5ieppea mt0 the case when it naa no business to, and the fact that It did so is due almost wholly to the work of Commissioner Buchtel. who Ah now seeking renomination as a member of the commission and at the hands of Astoria voters, j i , . " This is a very plain attemnt to make political sentiment in Astoria against Commissioner BuchteL It is a pro-. posal to punish him for his nubile act in supporting the Portland con tention in the rate case. It does not seem just to Mr. Buchtel. The chief contention in the rate case was that the rate downhill to Port land should not be so high as the rate over mountains to Puget Sound. it was a proposal, for example, that Umatilla wheat 218 imilea to Portland, snouid 'have -a rate lower than, the rate, 330 miles, to Puget Sound.' On sucn an issue, .how could Mr. Buch- tel be expected to take the side 1 of Puget Sound? ' ' ' ! If Commissioner Buchtel " and the other . Oregon commissioners had not supported the Portland and Umatilla county; shippers,; contention,: - they would have favored t Washington in stead of Oregon. They would have been against their own state and on the side of the state of Washington. That would have been a very strange position for them to have taken. But because, being Oregon commis sioners, they supported the Oregon side in the' controversy, they are at tacked by . Mr. Fulton. They are not only attacked by Mr. Fulton,; but Mr. Fulton is calling upon the voters of Astoria to beat Commissioner Buchtel. It is not fair to Mr. Ruphtel. No public official ought 'to be punished for stanjiing up for his own state against the unfair advantages In rates sought by another state. WORTH ELECTING NUMEROUS local organizations have Indorsed George W. Joseph for state senator from Multnomah county. If the Republican party sends him to Salem It will have no backwash. From no act of his will it. have bad laws to answer for. 1 It will have hdj dirty legislative deals or jobs to be accountable for. It will have no joker legislation to confound or confuse It. All this is known from Mr. Joseph's former record as a senator, i He was such a public servant s a careful business' man or an honest working man would select to represent his in terests in a private capacity, j He was intelligent in his conception and fear less in discharge of his duty as a legislator. ' i f - - He is the exact opposite of the thimblerigging legislator. He Is the foe of skulduggery legislation, such as so often finds Its way into an Oregon legislature. s i More cf such legislators J would re store the legislature, to public confi dence. More of such men .would do much to lift it to an honorable place in public respect. That body has lost the prestige that it should ; have, through acts of rotten politicians sent mostly from Multnomah county, who debauch and demoralize legislation and the legislature. The trickery and chi canery' and double dealing at sessions are the cause of the clamorous de mand so often heard for abolishment of one branch or another of the body and that in one election nearly re sulted in the abolition of the state senate. Representative government can only be successful and satisfactory when honest and effective representatives are chosen for the work. 'It is the conscienceless men In legislative and other government, and what, they do, that supply I. W. W. with arguments with which to fight representative government. - A ! r . . :: ,J The man who asks why parking restrictions are not marked on 'the streets as Jwell as written! into the statutes has submitted a pertinent question. ' Why leave to guess or chance the confusing multiplicity of rules? Why not clearly outline the safety zones" that are for the pro tection of car riders? Why not' add to the "congested district", signs the information that within this district parking more than 30 minutes" is prohibited? Why not erect i on the bridges signs thati will i! tell the straifger as well aa the resident auto ist that machines must not gei. out of line or exceed 15 miles an hour? Traffic laws are the foundation of public safety, but cooperation is apt to be ! more effective than penaliza tion in their enforcement, j OREGON ARISTOCRACY P A MAN write a. better book, preach a better sermon or , build a better mouse trap than his neighbor, though he build his house ; in the wood, the world j will make a beaten path to his door. I ' A cow mildly grazing in a meadow or stanchioned in a stable is so yvonted a sight in rural districts j j that ; the farmef boy passing by scarcely gives her a second glance. ! i .Yet it has only been a few days since the president and secretary of a national organization made a pilgrim age most of the- way across the coun try to? pause In honor and admiration before a cow. The men are M. D. Munn, president. and R. M. Gow, secretary, of the Amer ican Jersey club. The cow they came to see is Vive La France, world's champion Jersey, in Marion county. Vive La Prance is I the first of a lengthening line of J dairy animals whose names are carrying far abroad the name and fame of Oregon. They are identifying Oregon as the leading district at the world in the production of champion Jerseys. They arel fur nishing proof, beyond that of book lets ot eloquence, that the soil and climatic conditions of this state are perfectly adapted' to dairying. . ; j ' They' are" visible evidence that the agricultural leaders of Oregon are men of intelligence, devotion and foresight. Thus the world makes a beaten pathway to Oregon. I SPIRIT OF AMERICA HEN H. J. Langoe as a youth sailed from Norway i to i the United States, the parting counsel of his father was, "My son, be a good citizen of the country to which! you are going to make your home.; I ' ' ,At the close of a visit to the home land, the father repeated the admoni tion,; My .son, remember, always be a gool citizen jf the land in which you have made your home." The; inspiration of the paternal ad vice appeared not long ago in Mr. Langoe's eloquent appeal ' for ! the Americanization of the j foreign lan guage press in this country. . It appears again in theyery credi table first Issue of The Northman, printed . in Engiish and publishec' In Portland as a continuation , and amal gamation of the Pacific Skandinaven and the j American Scandinavian. Of this publication Mr. Langoe is man aging editor. . In reference, to its pre decessors, the Northman saysi ; . Pioneer! work has been done by the one, and the other advances from the ranks of the foreign language press to join hands and take up the work in this field in which the foreign language agencies have so conspicuously ; failed, and endeavor to carry it forward Re ward success. Through the medium of the common language) it will direct its effort toward bringing the foreign and native born into a better ! understanding of each other and toward developing that better .citizenship which will come from a removal of the barriers and ob structions : raised by race : prejudice. A worthy ideal this. It is the spirit which in the beginning made Ameri canism and is no less, potent now to Americanize. i i , CANDIDATES ! AND PLATFORMS IN OREGON . : Two for TJ. S. Senator, Three for Na- tional Delegate, One for Presi I' , dential Elector. Robert N. Stanfield of Portland, Re publican : candidate for "United States senator, was born at Umatilla, Or WOTw-g Juy i77. v ie at- - I. TTrriotltla nrtil tt and the: Weston Normal ' school for 3 two years. e nas, If since manhood, been engaged in the sheepr raising' and ; wool business. and is now j one of-the largest, if r no the larees.: deal- county in the house of representatives at- the 1913, 1915 - and 1917 sessions, and was speaker in 1917. In addition to his sheep and -Vwool business, Mr. Stanfield j is extensively interested in banking and financial ventures. Mr. Stanfield's slogan is: "Preserve American1 institutions; maintain peace; justice for service men ; develop Oregon's resources." In his platform he says: "Stand for preservation of American constitutional government and American institutions ; for maintaining peace ; for recognition of American ; rights in all our international agreements for justice to the service jnen ? for equality of treat ment for labor and capital ; for, punish ment of profiteering. The cost of gov ernment to our people should be reduced by adopting a budget system, by in creasing 'protective tariff sdutSes and lengthening payment of our war indebt edness. . am for increased federal aid to improve Oregon's rivers and harbors and reclaim arid lands. My aim shall be to maintain progress and prosperity rather than to restore unsatisfactory pre-war conditions. i r Albert Abraham of Roseburg, candi date for the Republican nomination as .United States senator, was born at Can- yonville, Or.; Septem ber 10, 1869. He at tended Wilbur acad emy. Bishop j Scott academy, ! the Uni versity of Oregon and the University of 4 California. He was admitted to the bar in 1892 and practiced in Portland i until 1898, when he nioved to Roseburg, where he has I made his home and nractlced his profession up to the present. He was referee in bankruptcy i from 1898 to 1908 ; i state , senator from Douglas county during the 1909 and 1911 ses sions, sought the Republican nomina tin fr gvernr in 1910 and was; a delegate to the national convention of 1916. Mr. Abraham's slogan is : "Absolutely against the League of Nations ;; com' pletely in accord with Washington's poli cies." In his platform he says: "I am a firm believer in the soundness of Washington's advice as given in his fare well address, and that it is the best ex pression to be found of the reason why we should not ratify the treaty in ' its present form with or without the reser vations suggested." In addition to this he says-: v, 'While my candidacy is based primarily on the issue ; over the League of Nations, it is also a protest against the unlawful use' of money for campaign purposes. : This amounted .to a scandal two years ago,' when it is currently ru mored one candidate for the office of United States senator expended : about $200,000. The sworn statement in be half of the candidate shows the expend! ture of the surg. of $27,341.62, and this amount is in Itself scandalous, and pro' hibitive to any but the very wealthy. It is doubtful whether a seat in the senate if won . by such means could be re tained, ' Walter Gleason of Portland, candidate for delegate from the Third congressional district to the national Democratic con vention, was"born in Portland, January 24, 1889. He waa edu cated at Watson and Chapman j ' public schools. Hill military a c a d e m y , Cornell university i and : Uni versity of -Oregon law school, graduat ing from i the . last named i institution withthe degree of bachelor of laws in 1911. : He I has j prac ticed law from May 11, 1911, to date. He has never held a political office save that of Democratic precinct committee man. : ! ' In his platform : Mr. Gleason says: believe- my country to have the best gov ernment on earth. However, it seems that we are gradually becoming too pa. ternalistic in qur forms of government that we have too many bureaus, com missions, boards' and officials whose main duties seem to be to unduly don cern themselves iwtth the life; liberty and pursuit of happiness of the indi vidual citizen. I believe that the liber ties of a citizen : end only where those of another begin ; believing the Demo- tcratic party stands more strongly for f the rights of ' the individual, 'I am Democrat. : I stand for freedom, not re pression ; : liberty, not license. His slogan is: : "My country the; United States euits me: my services are hers to command. - : Dan Kellaher of Portland, candidate for delegate to the Republican national con vention from the Third district, has been engaged in the manufacturing and gro cery business . in Portland for the past 30 years. He served as a member of the city council during the administra tion of Mayor Lane, as a state senator from Multnomah ' county for two terms, and has been a member of the city com' mission and. of the public dock commis sion. In his platform he says : I believe in : v.-'.-: fa mi 3 following the principle of Washington and Lincoln. - No foreign alliances ; no super-government transcending the con stitution ; government of the people, for the people and by the people; free speech, free press and a free people un der the American flag, and Hiram John son to restore to us the government of the fathers; of the republic" Leslie Jefferson Aker of Ontario, candidate for delegate to the- Demo cratic convention from the" Second "dis trict, was born at Sprakers, N. Y July aj::W:'-::;wft-'' ls. . He -; is a r : v , ; graduate of high :..-...;-:--r."K - :v::K-i V;i.?g school. the Massa- ; chusetts College of Commerce and the New York univer- sity tew. school. He has served aa news- paper man and as law ! clerk, was for 'a time; deputy col lector of internal revenue at ; Port land, and is ' now practicing law, at Outarto. Mr. Aker'u- aloarn.n' la - TTnw. pie's choice; indorsement of wonderful aomplishrncnta of Wilson administra- in pts . platforrq he says : "I favor adoption of progressive Demo cratic platform promising adequate laws for tfee prosecution and elimina tion of profiteering i restoring compe tition and elimination of unifm-m fixing by the- trusts ; establishment of government price fixing bureau on necessities of life. n.ru lni.u. food and clothinsr. and nn nit 9.tiniQ. furnished " Or manufactured by a mo nopoly; increase of income tax exemp- i jniviauaia to and $4000: increase of surtax and cicmm r,mit on an proms m excess of $5000, ,,u" per ceni or invested capital, on xaduated scale to reach as high as 00 per cent on profiteers: legislation in interest! of world war veterans: more money for irrigation and drain age ana less lor battleshinn anri a rmi.. - immediate ratification of peace treaty .vi ciiuaaipfl m jeague or Nations." f" !: ; ; Charles it Lockwood of Portland t. publican candidate for m-esidentiiLi io.. tor, was born at Pittsfield, Pa., ine 14, 1869. He attended the public schools ana university or Oregon and is a erad- uate of the !law department: wa admi. iea to tne bar In October, 1880. and has practiced law in Oregon from 1830 to date ; 1890-1893. first assistant TTnitoH states attorney ror the district of Ore son; lBSb.jf special assistant United stales attorney; 1905 i and 1918-1920 deputy county clerk for Multnomah county, i Hei was precinct committeeman m oiuimoman county from 1905 to 1918, and secretary of the Republican club of uregon irorn ioo to 1918, then elected presiaeni. Air. xockwood says . in his platform: I pledge myself to vote for my party's nominee for president and vice president or' the United States in ine electoral college' His slogan is "Ponnhllnow" , it.--- y Letters From the People publication in thl drrment honM h en onlv orn, riiIa nf th naM .v...t.i . ttnn i . ; : . D.J.,v.,,i rcmi ," irnexn na must be cigned bj the -man maarea m ruu miut accom Pnj tb contnbution. J . THE3 LABORER ON THE , FARM Hubbard. May 7. Tn th ic journal i reao; with interest your iloiib4s in; ine journal on the scarcity farm labor. r have read aimiiar jeremiads at various times the last 25 years, and rather numeroiisiv th ig. three years.) I note what county agents nave 10 say or the genus farmharid. "wu ouggesi io mem mat a wear's experience or farm life, not as af col lege man with an automatic fountain pen or rattling Corona, but as the or- amary variety : of country lake., who buys his job on Second street and takes what he gets, would give them a wider view. - j- A few words as to myself personally. so my whitej collared, penpushing friends win not ciass me with the pool ha 11 uzaras or wnom they write so glibly wornea norses years Derore i; was big enough to put the harness on them. I know - them from foretop to fetlock and talk their language (jackasses not barred). 1 1 have pailed my string of cows morn and night for many moons. i"c natiujeu Diieep in xiaras or six to 6000. The majority of my years have been spent In farm work, and I like it. Now I am trying to make a home for myself on otte of .Oregon's famous brush patches, and ask for nothing better. In cidentally I! am offering someone a 20 per cent -investment with a leadpipe cinch for security. But do I get it? I do not.. So,; to protect my equity, it necessary for me to get out and earn a few dollars,' so It is likely that next month will find me tapping spikes, or chauffeuring on a Fresno, some :hun dreds of miles from home, . most prob ably, while i-Just over the creek I can go to work on a job that is much more necessary toi the country, and that would probably net me just as many dollars. Why not take it? Because I am neither pariah nor hermit. 'I want the fellow ship of my) own kind and the chance to know and feel what Is passing in the world of men. If farm" paper editors and county agents would take the trouble to study the farm labor problem from the hired mart's side they would be better fitted to write about it, but some of them would have a hard time getting another county agency if they ever frankly . ex pressed their experiences as . an average hayseed variety of. farm hand. a working worker. A PROGRESSIVE TOWN j Prom itho Kanaka City Journal ' ' "Ah. cowboys on the streets. I didn't expect to see them in these days." ; "We air ! progressive, stranger. ; we have considerable tourist business and these cowboys air maintained by the town. ; : EVERYBODY HAPPY? " Pmtn Cartoon MaVmudnn Brother's lost ' a. button from his $14 shirt, i! Mother's sewing fasteners on her $40 skirt, s Sister's nice! and comfy in her $80 fur, And father works like 60 lor his du per Curious Bits of Information " For the Curious Cleaned From Curious Places' Shakespeare was a lover of flowers, and there are at least' six or eight Shakespearel gardens In various parts of this country In his memory. Perhaps the best known Is that in Central park. New York city. The original design of the garden, with cataracts, waterfalls and rock erottoa! makes it one of the most picturesque spots in the park. The gar den was arranged to include only plants specifically mentioned by- the poet in his works, but lti is now pianneo to ana some of the other jplants "that were popular in his day andiage. In his works Shakes peare mentions specifically over 200 va rieties. Interest is added to the garden by the presence of an oak brought from Stratf ord-oft-Avon. Olden Oregon Barbaric Splendor Exemplified by Indian Women In Early Days. The Rev. S- H. .Spalding, missionary, who arrived! in. the Northwest in 1836 describes in one of his letters the vogue of vanities that appealed to the feminine at COMMENT AND SMALL CHANGE Today's vorrv la of yesterdays blunder. . - It raav take a. womari lnnmr tn male up her face than her mind. ... Fortunate ta h whn novo- v.o . rwa sion to change Jis opinion of himself. Love is not nlwavi (Im lnt rminfiil of the various intoxicant that make the wona go round. v This spring j manv a man who ia old enough to know better will pose as an amateur gardener. Before doing anvthino- that -vnn r ashamed of be sure all your neighbors are several blocks away. It is much r9lpr ia tell nuinla lh there Is no use in worrvinsr than it is to tell them how to avoid it. If there is on thins- ttiar a man wnulri rather not do than another it is to ac company his wife on a shopping tour. MORE OR LESS PERSONAL Random Observations About flTown Lawrence Langner. head of the legal firm that bears his name in New York city, Paris, London, Berlin arid else where, is at the Benson hotel. pending a few days visiting his brother, J. F. Langner, while en route to San Fran cisco to attend the foreign trade con vention as a representative of the Mer chants' and Manufacturers association of "NewYork. The Langner firm makes a specialty of patent work and the pro tecting of patents and copyrights, hav ing as its clients (such great institutions as the Steel corporation, the National Cash Register company. General Motors and others, and is said to be the only concea-n of its kind extant. But Lang ner himself dabbles in things outside of mere law . and comes into prominence anew every once in a while as a' play wright. Three of his, works have found widespread production. To be sure that he'll get to see a show now and then, Langner owns the famous Garrick . thea tre in New York. And all this in spite of the fact that he is still a yoiith in years. The Langner' brothers had not met in nine. years. At the request Of a thoughtless guest, Manager A. B. Campbell removed a box of forgotten percussion caps from a j room at the Multnomah hotel and stored them in a safetyi vault temporarily. Thurs day, having forgotten the caps. Camp- hell sought papers in the same place of safekeeping. The explosive caps crashed to the floor. ! Between the time he no ticed the box sliding floorward and the time it actually ! struck the floor the manager had advanced . 300 yards di rectly away from the room. Half an houa after the explosion failed to occur Campbell regained' his breath, gathered up the dangerous implements and do nated them to a contractor friend. Believing thoroughly in the old truth tht when the cat ; is away the mice will play, Mr. and Mrs. L. F. Pridemore, who conduct the hotel at Government Camp, at the base of. Mount Hood, seldom get away at the same time. Early in the week L. F. himself was in - our: m.idst. He returned just In time to relieve Mrs. Pridemore of managerial duties and she is now a guest at the Hotel Oregon, do ing her spring and summer shopping all in a bunch. "God's country" isj home, 'authorities agree, but that locality does not reveal the place of residence of II. Gladstone, who is registered at the Portland hotel from that favored spot. Portland hotel clerks,, imbued S with the delightful weather of Friday afternoon, positively declare that Portland is all there is to IMPRESSIONS AND OBSERVATIONS OF THE JOURNAL MAN By Fred I That thera is nothina- nw under ' th son except new means by which to do the. same old thin, i a proposition tta-d by Mr. Lork 1. v in mvif nf which he submits examples from ancient Rome, and ewen from far more ancient Babylon, . with special reference to aaTerinma and the good office of the ubiquitous proa MentJ . , - " i j How old is advertising? ' I doubt if anyone knows. . I do know that -Assyri-ologists have translated the archaic Babylonian cuneiform cnaracter or tne Sumerian. language, stamped deeply on the bricks used in the temple to the moon-god at i Sippar, built 2800 years before Christ,! and found them to read:- "Urban, king of Uru, who the house or Sin did build." The inference is they were auality goods ; that he was proud of them, and was willing to put his name on them ana wantea omr ioiks to. demand bricks of his manufacture when they decided to put up a bungalow. ('- The valleys' of the Tigris, the Euphra tes and the Nile are rich in ada of the Chaldean and Egyptian kings, who were gathered to their fathers 50 centuries ago. I We ; know of the life and trade of Babylon, Persepolis, Ecbatana and Sippar, through these hard-baked and, for all I know, hard-boiled, advertisers, who wrote, their ada on clay bricks cen turies and centuries ago. 1 f; Babylonia, under Hammurabi, in 2250 U. C., had its "tamkaru, which em ployed salesmen; peddlers, press agents and advertising men to tell the world of Babylonian-made goods. Its clay baked contracts, leases, letters of credit and advertising matter haye been dug jhj from Yemen on the south to the Caspian sea on the north, and as far east as the Indus. They had, just as we have in Portland, a better business bureau,. to put bogus advertisers out of business. j k . i . . G. A. Schreiner. who, with the coop eration of John B. Elliott of the Phila delphia Public Ledger, has been doing extensive research work in the field of ancient advertising, in speaking of the business methods of early advertisers, says !-'.-!' "The merchants of 2250 B. C. adver tised promises they did not always keep. This i is shown by the fact that Ham murabi found it necessary to make a law which punished nbn-complianpe with contracts, verbal or written, with death. One of the fine features of the Codex Hammurabis is the insistence upon per formance of promises and the placing of responsibility ! where his kingly Judg ment thought it belonged; Advertising in those days had its drawbacks, there fore, i To make a statement and not act in harmony with it waa an offense that could be visited with the death penalty. To .die by the law in Babylon was worse than dying in any other fashion. One aborigine. He says, "writing from Fort Walla Walla :j "The women of this coun try are great gamblers. Six . or eight of them will frequently stake property, especially among the Nex Perces, to the amount of 1500. mostly ornaments. Let me tell the dear Christiaa ladies who! lay out the Lord's money to appear Tine, could they see a Ness Percea woman with i herself and - her horse equipped, pass through one of their cities, they woclc go to their drawing room, take down their sham trappings and cast them Into the fire as not worth noticing Iv comparison with the splendid equipage of a Nes Perces lady and her milk-white steed. '........- "- - NEWS IN JBRrEF r SIDELIGHTS THte snow at Crsler Lake Is reported about six feet deep! but melting fast. t The only interest -some of our Wood bum men have infMars is to wonder if there is any good fishing there, says the Independent. 5 1 . The largest salmSi landed In the Wil- lamarta fivir at nrrraa Cltr this year. as far as known, it the Baaner-Courier says, was caught last Monday by James Pauley of Canemah, who, with his son Russell, took 38 minutes to land the fish, which weighed 48 pounds. The men were fishing near tjie Hawley mills. "Next Sunday." rnrvflllis OasttAj 1 aavs - Thursday's Tlmes "will be about the best or the blossom days at the Oaco orchards -at Monroe, something like 600 acres of blossom ing troea in on a a orchard, and there are hundreds of fther acres in that VakOrla'n O fill -XT CT " Alnlna. There is no more beautiful ight in the state of Oregon at any time or ine year man the. hills of Southeri Benton at blossom God's country, but jsAme others believe, looking at the fanlf flourish on Glad stone's penmansWpgtthat he must come from one of thos? sunbaked beaches down California w Leslie Butler Hqod River banker, is stopping at the Benson hotel while in the city on business. Folks from -Hood River testify that! the atmosphere is powerfully warm jist now, but that all things are about t3 be Justified by the appearance of misions upon millions of apple blossoms so scent the. 'air and shade the valley. Mrs. Nellie Fry-Jftnd children, whose home is at Minneapolis, are stopping at the Cornelius hotfi ' brief ly, preparing to visit at the Buller ranch at White Salmon, Wash., for a few. weeks. 'The Butlers moved trips and calamities from Minneapolis t White-Salmon' and find things not onljf to their own liking. but attractive to Uwsir eastern friends. ' .A . Is i m 1 . - t . Harry Hamilton, Ithe big little man of the Imperial hotel staff; is missing; He has gone, investigation shows, to his summer home at jBrightwood, on the road to Mount Hod. where he is put ting in . several dars . housecleaning. in anticipation of a rial vacation later' in the season. A naif here and there arid a good dusting will repair an tne a am age of the winter in the mountains. - A. G. Lunn. poifttry ; specialist from the Oregon,, Agricultural college, is at the Seward hotel, having appeared in the city to tell a crowd of folks in meet ing at the library how to raise chickens for profit and ; pleasure. On the same ndcre of the reeistee is the name of J. H. Aekerman, presiAnt of the Monmouth State Normal school, who is known to fame as the father-in-law of the O. A. C. instructor. 'a Mrs. J. T. Bridges is. not responsible for the full price of last Christmas tur keys, but she owns and personally oper ates at .Oakland, OrL, one-' of the largest turkey "ranches in the ' nation. Mrs. Bridges is a guest at the Portland hotel. . E. T. Haltom, Tillamook merchant, is at the Oregon hotel. Marshfleld, another lrriportant coast towni la represented at the Oregon by ; Arthur McKeen, banker- Thomas Hoalston ' and Mr. and Mrs. Mose Bandetinl : of ' Calumet, Mich., are tourists- at; the -Portland. . The visi tors are Identified 'fvith the mining in dustry, b virtue of , long association with which Hoalston has acquired . the title of "captain : l i Lockley , has but to remember a few of the more favorite . modes of execution to under stand what this meant. J i "But a few of the ads-'bf ancient Babylon have come down to us. In a certain street, but' recently , excavated, there lived a maker of senu shoes made of mule leather, commonly kndwn in the city as "street leathers.': The' labo ratory if we may call It that of a man who made a specialty of saman buir, scented beef suet, used by the Baby lonians to anoint the body, is still in existence. At least lone official scribe of the reign of Tiglath-Pileser I, who made a specialty of writing leases, is known to us by his ad." " In the palmy daysl of Carthage, Ath ens and Rome wine rherchants and dealers in incense, spices; textiles, gems and ornaments of gold.' as well as doc tors, embalmers, hairdressers and res taurant proprietors, were good-advertisers. It was in Carthage that the sand wich man was first employed. The Importers and jobbers of that city-empire announced the arrival of their gal leys on' sheets of canvas, which men slipped over their heads and wore like a mantle. j . When you pick up the Oregon Voter and read .the announcements of political candidates, . remember that Babylonian rulers were not i Very modest in - their claims of personal merit, as shown by their ads. For example, more than 2000 years before Christ, .Dungl of Uru had his press agent issue clay tablets, with the inscription, "Dung! is a mighty man and is king of Uru, king of Shumir and North and South Babylonia.? ! In the ruins of Pompeii they . have found -an inscription on the walls of a J wine house on tne street or .ADunaance. reading: - ''. ' f AS LLrffAS NONE SINE SMYRINE PRO C. POLLIO FUSCO. D. I .: .....ROGANT I Freely translated Into English this means:-.' r-' '- J ; . "Asellinas and Smyrlne are for Fusco as alderman." " :-, . 1 Let the woman candidate take heart, for Asellinas and Smyrine were both women, and these early suffragettes were campaigning for Fusco. -probably he waa advocating higher wages for teachers. In any event, he would do so if he lived in 1920 A. p., and knew there were "230 rural schools in Oregon closed because they " are unable to se cure teachers, and that, while the cost of living has doubled, the salaries of teachers have advanced less than 20 per cent over the pre-war standard. If Fusco believed in common justice and common sense he would - roll up his leaves to right a condition that must be remedied. '; ' :.",. L v Uncle Jeff. Snow Says : When tWcky DIech, who orates agin speeders in the city court In Portland, first come to Oregon, bout 80 year ago, he didn't buy no ticket from Denver, and he didn't have no put. The first meal he et was bread and water, beln's him and his pardner didn't have but five cop pers 'tween 'em .when they lit "off their sldedoor Pullman, Which coppers they in vested in a loaf of bread and the city furnished the water free. Borne say that's why he has slch amasln sympathy fer the down-and-outs, beln's he was purty night the line hlaaejf encet. The Oregon Country Northwest Bapprninn in Brief Form for th Busy Header. OREO9N A gasoline shortage is reported at Roaeburg. '-: Baker) citizens have decided to cele brate the Fourth of July. Judge! Eakln is holding a repular term of the circuit court at St. Helens. It is reported that a new woodenware plant will be started at North Bend. The Umnnua Academy association will hold its fourth annual reunion at Wilbur on June 5. Mark S. Skiff Jr. returned to Salem when things in Mexico became "too hot" for him. J. W. McArthur." superintendent of bridges, has been making a survey of bridges in Lane county. Medford lodee of Elks will be in charge of the Fourth of July cole-bratlon for Medford and Jackson county. Hood i River orchardists are rushlnur shipment of 80 carloads of apples held up by the recent freight embargoes- A number of washouts are reported in the new Lost Lake highway in -Hood River county.. . Winter freshets are blamed.! The confession of a youth at Hood River has cleared the myyiery of the theft of fermenting apple juice from a Hood River vinegar factory. Farmers of the Soarta district. linker county, are considering the formation of a cooperative organization ror tne pur pose of ; irrigating their land- Ail rtPBfliuten r.onntv enmloves are to go under the provisions of the working men s compensation acr n hoojt as iw sible. Only those engaged in office work will be excepted. . J. D. Hill of Portland, accompanied by Charles R. Verryman, h motion picture cameraman of Seattle, piloted a eeailarie from Portland to Hood itlver. ana maao an easy landing. The question of whether or not the As toria. fire department will be operatea under the two-platoon system after Jan uary 1 Is to be Kubmitted to the voters at the primary election May 21. The Port of Astoria commission, has lnati-itfd ita nne-ineerinfir deuartment to make surveys preparatory to condemning - a right of way lor tne extension ui mw Belt line- railway frpm Tenth street to the eastern limits of the city. Ttarvpv J. Short, who was committed aV the Orpgon state hospital for the in sane irom fortiana in 10 ui county jail at Wichita, Kan., in connec tion with the drowning! of his sweet heart's i infant son, according to a mes sage received by hospital authorities at Salem. 1 ' ' j WASHINGTON Only ! two suits for divorce have been filed at Hoqulam since the first of the year. - j , Drainage district No. 2 has been formed to drain about 905 acres east of Montesano. Seventeen animals out of 813 cows In 87 herds of Grays Harbor county were found tubercular in a two weeks- test. Nine-year-old Everett Young saved his 5-year-old sister Myrtle from drowning when she fell off a pile of lumber into a mill pond. Miss Bessie E. Lawler of Illinois has been secured by Cowlitz county for anti tuberculosis activities, and will begin work June 1. ' ! Major ' Harry A. Comeau of the Barker-Comeau Furniture company has sold his interest in the ompany to E. F. Barker, his partner. I One hundred and fifty Grays Harbor residents have organized to work for the passage of an $800,000 port develop ment bond issue, to be voted on June, tfi. I The 1 Carllsle-Pennell Lumber com pany's big mill at Onalaska will rename operations Monday aftex three weeks shutdown to allow electrical installaUon. ! The union school board of the newly consolidated district Rt "Oakland lias taken Initial steps looKing towaru 1110 vntintr nf ir0.000 in bonds for a new school building for the district at Oak- ville. j i Frederick L. Janeck of Yakima has been selected as most excellent hluh priest of the grand Masonic York itlt bodies of Washington and Seattle lias been chosen aa tbe meeting place of next year's convocation of York Kite bodies. 1 An Injunction was issued In Superior Judge W. A. Reynolds' court rec-training Mrs. Elsie Degeller, wife of Waller A Degeller, from disposing of a stun of money approximating $15fo alkp"i by the plaintiff to he on deposit in u 'ch tralia bank to the credit of the defend ants, i ; : IDAHO Nam pa reports a building boom. A navy recruiting officer is working at Mountain Home. " j Albert Knglehart is the j new water master jat Castle Creek. Road! crews are working on the high way out of Montour toward Emmett. Bolsei golf players are so rjunu-rous tht a new-links is being considered. Three white girls and two Chinamen were arrested in a raid in i'ocatello's Chinatown. ! 1 During "the hay shortage in Bear Lnke county (farmers are cooperating in dis tribution of their stacks. Odd Fellows and Rebekahs of Ada county Tcelebrated the one hundred and first anniversary of the founding of the order on April 0. The Woolley Holding Investment company, capitalized nt $50,000. linn b--n organized at , Pocatello to build and operate! apartment housTes and to deal In general real estate. ' Concerning the Busy Little Want Ad and Its Place in This Busy World The' immense, volume of small classified advertisements handled by The Journal calls for many people and many different operations. A corps 'ot bright, courteous and high ly trained girls at the counter on the main floor of The Journal build ing receive the "want" ads that are brought in, estimate the number of lines (in each, mark for the proper classification, ascertain the number of insertions desired, figure the cost and "make out the ticket. The copy Is then sent to the composing room to be j set. When a "want" advertiser d-s not desire to come to the office- he -or she has but to step to the telephone, get The Journal office and a battery of efficient "want" ad takers is waiting to receive the advertisement. It can be charged to the advertiser and the bill sent later. Considering the hundreds of small advertisement whichf these girls receive ovr th? 'phone every day the percentage of errors which they make Is very small i Indeed. , - M The! regular ; classified advertiser, uch as the real" estate d'-aler, auto mobile dealer, used furniture man, etc, has only to call, and a solicitor will be on the job In short order to get his copy and If necessary help him write his ad. The' tremenedous growth of adver tisings in The Journal, both display and classified. In the pant two yeaj-s is conclusive evidence of the high regard in which advertisers hold The Journal's service. The advertising columns of The Journal are a reai market place which one can take Into the. home in the evening, sit down and shop over at leisure. Since dally; newspaper advertising Is rec ognized aa the most economical means of distribution, the advertis ing department performs a real serv ice to the buying public whpn it persuades the producer and the dis tributor to market their wares In the "most modem and efficient way through the advertising columns of The Journal.