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THE OREGON , SUNDAY JOURNAL, PORTLAND, SUNDAY- MORNING, .MARCH .21, 1920. . - 5 - si ' 5 ft 4 AS INDEFIWDES KEWSPAFEB I C, S. JACKSO.f -PrtttAjr f Be calm. be eonrtdent. b cheerful and do i unto othcn as jroa would h them do unto yon) Publi.hed ew week dy and Sunday morning, t The Journal Building, Broadway and Yam lilll atreet, tort;and, Oregor.. Entered at the Postoffice at Portland, Oregon, lor cranamiMfon throng Iba mall aa accoud ' plaw matter TELEPHONES Main 7173, Automatic 660-51. " AH upartment reached by ths numl era. FOREIGN ADVEHTiSINO HKPHE8KNTA1 IVE Benjamin Kentnor Co., Hrunswick building, 825 Fifth anu. New York; 00 fallen Building, Chicago. 8CB8CBIPTION HATK3 -By carrier, city and country. DAILY AND SUNDAY 't)n "fell .18 One month t .85 D.VU.T I SUNDAY - One week .10 On. week . . .05 One month. ... .4 .4S BY MAIL. A IX KATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE DAILY AND SUNDAY One year. . . . 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He hat contented himself with placing the facts "before the taxpayers and allow ing trtem to reach their pwn Conclu sions. But his thorough analysis and comprehensive discussion remove all difficulty in reaching the conclusion that the taxation situation demands attention. . The first of two articles by Asses- Bar Reed appears in today's Journal In preparing them he has performed a public service. If, as he says, there is no organized body of taxpayers which concerns itself systematically with the remark able evolutlonpf taxation method, it is little enough to say that such a body should exist, actively. The comfort that one derives from the statement that the 6 per cent tax limitation law has kept the tax rate of Oregon beneah that of either Idaho or Washington would be greater but for the assessor's disclosure that the sta-te, the counties and the munici palities of Oregon are engaged in a wild race to evade the law, first, by legislative bills that fasten expense upon, communities and school dis tricts without their consent, second, by bond Issues which impose interest and sinking fund charges that are out Side the regulation of the limitation law, and, third, by special local meas ures which by direct vote authorize .exceptions to the 6 per cent limita- tion law. Assessor Reed does not suggest that ,:' the measures and the evasions are not for Jihe purpose of meeting Justifi- - able peed, but It Is obvious that an analysis -of the Inter-relation of taxing agencies and measures is extremely v desirable. No matter how or where f the taxing authority may be exercised, . the total burden falls upon the shoul ders of the taxpayer. Supervision of the manner In which the terms of the 6 per cent tax limi tation is obeyed by taxing agencies seems to be at an end. Under tire Bingham law of 1915 the county as- m sessor was required, under penalty, to report any excess. Now it seems : that a municipality, for Instance, may ' I exceed the 6 per cent limitation as . much as it wishes, providing a citizen :' . of that municipality does not protest 2 by the effective procedure of a ju- 5 diclal restraining order. It is the Intention of the 6 per cent 5 limitation law that any excess tax ; which may be authorized shall apply for only one year, but Mr. Reed calls . attention to the fact that the state : has voted a continuing excess, tax for :t market roads, and the city of Portland ' a similar continuing tax for parks and playgrounds and to add 3 mills ' to the general fund levy. Are both or. neither Illegal under the 6 per cent , . law?' Vb,at have the attorney gen- 4 eral and the city attorney to say? ' In illustration of the way the state f .Hmposes expense upon counties ex- - pense which must be met by taxation - rMr. Reed calls attention to the laws . proving for jackrabbit bounties in '. Crook and other. counties, the several measures for s the eradication of ro- f dents, and predatory beasts, the kin- . j dergartens for Portland schools, the ' bill adding 11000 ,to oircuit judge sal- i , aries and the measure requiring sher -: lffs to make finger print records of s criminals. , v. - f 'if It Js difficult to sea how the discus- I - Bion, Jn Its relation to Multnomah county.- can -escape constituting itself A BOUGHT SENATORSHIP ; ' ." -, ' - rr , : v , -f .. - ; v IT WAS highly fit that on the tame day that Senator Lodge was leading his treaty rippers to victory in the, United States senate, a Jury In Michigan was finding Truman H. Newberry guilty of. haying bought a seat in the United States senate. Newberry, as a newly elected senator, furnished Lodge with the vote by which his, party organized the senate and packed the committee on foreign relations against the treaty; But for Newberry's vote, the senate would have been a tie. the vice president would have cast the'deciding vote, the foreign relations committee wouid not have been packed against the League of Na tions and the whole course of the treaty fight would have been changed. The laws of Michigan provide that not more than 11875 may be expended for campaign purposes by a candidate for United Stales senator. The federal corrupt practices act says that such candidates shall not "give, expend, use or promise any sums in the aggregate exceeding 110,000." Notwithstanding the penalties carried by both s'ate and federal statutes, the managers of the campaign of Newberry, Republican, against Henry Ford, Democrat, in 1918, admitted under oath that they disbursed n6J. The campaign was a riot of extravagance. Money flowftd in streams throughout the state like rivulets from the melting snows of spring. It was the most shock'ng debauchery of the electorate known in modern America. Popular belief in Michigan, and Indications from the testimony at the trial, are that the $176,568 admitted by Newberry managers to have been spent, is far short of the actual expenditures and that the true sum may be between 8500,000 and $1,000,0C0. Efforts were made in the sixty-fifth congress to Investigate the Newberry election, but the point was made that gress and that it was for that body to deal with the case. In the sixty-sixth congress Newberry's vote was needed by Lodge and his treaty rippers to or ganize the senate. To' have unseated him and seated Ford would have tied the senate and given Vice President Marshall the deciding vote in organizing the body. It would have put friends of the treaty in control of the senate and, guilty though he then was, as a jury of his own state has now pro nounced him to be, Newberry was given a seat, he has since served as a senator of the United States, and the United States senate with shameless dis regard of honor, law and integrity, has given him voice and vote in its pro ceedings, has kept him, criminal as he is, as a figure in its councils, has used him as a force in the assassination of the treaty. It is almost as if that overruling fate which sometimes Intervenes for good purposes is human affairs, should have directed that the crucifixion of the treaty and the judgment of a court and jury should fall upon Newberry at ahout the same moment. The Infamy of Newberry, his atrocious corrupting of Michigan voters, his vicious undermining of good citizenship in Michigan, his lowering of the moral lone'of American elections and after it all, his reten tion in the senate to do service for the treaty rippers, makes Newberry's conviction a fit companion event to the work, the methods and the politics played in the United States senate for more than eight months last past. Newberry made Americanism the shibboleth of his campaign. Lodge and his groi p made "Americanism" the shHSboleth of their campaign against the treaty. Newberry posed as a patriot and declared that Ford lacked. "Ameri canism." The Newberry statellites and campaign managers rose in the morn ing with "Americanism" on their lips and retired at night with professions and protestations of thir undiluted "Americanism." The wnole profession of the treaty obstructionists has been a claim that they were only trying to safeguard "Americanism." iliram Johnson's whole appeal for defeat of the treaty in its entirety was his claim that he was trying to proteci America. Newberry attired himself in the uniform of a lieutenant commander in the navy, and at the head of a body of American sailors had himself filmed and the pictures exhibited in moving picture houses all over Michigan. It was his pose as a real American as contrasted with what he termed Henry Ford's lick of "Americanism." His conviction now by a jury of citizens of his own state on testimony by his neighbors and acquaintances and some of his co-cohspirators is ex ample of what his vaunted "Americanism" is. and it throws a light on a lot of others who acclaim themselves under the same name. His "Americanism" was corruption, vote buying, debauchery of the ballot, pollution of ihe most sacred privilege in Ajnerican citizenship, debasement of the very principle on which the foundation of the republic rests, and in part and in whole, an insult to and a travesty on the name of Americanism.' Let Lodge and his associates rejoice in their triumph at Washington. But in common decency, they ought to have a heart and a tear for their friend, associate and Co-worker out in Michigan. an argument for the elimination of unnecessary local expense by a con solidation of city and county govern ments. THE TOLL TAKERS S IT any wonder that cooperative marketing and buying organiza tions gain ground in their effort to shorten the road and lessen the num ber of toll takers between the pro ducer and the consumer? Before the United States senate a few days ago a piece of gingham was exhibited as having cost $4 50 at a store in Washington, D. C. The grower received 25 cents for the cotton from which this piece of gingham was woven. Over in London, wool spinners were accused of making 400 to 3200 per cent more profit than is allowed by the British government. Investigating committees reported that business is honeycombed with combinations and agreements to keep up prices. The clerk of a New Jersey license bureau reports that only one out of each 100 of persons applying for mar riage licenses is a white collar1 man. which means of the clerk class. Cler ical salaries have advanced so little, while the costs of living have been skyrocketing, that marriage becomes an impossible luxury. There Is obviously something else needed in cutting the cost of living beside increasing production. Advising them in advance to read the seventeenth chapter of Mark, a Texas minister announced that he would preach the next Sunday on liars. "Before I begin my sermon on llars," he said, as he arose In his pulpit the next Sunday, "1 would like to inquire how many have read the chapter I suggested.. One hundred hands were raised. "Tou are the. very persons I want to talk to," said the preacher; "there isn't any seventeenth chapter of Mark." AN EXPLODED SHELL WHEN woa-d first came from Ken tucky Of the riiscnvprv nf Unci a John Shell in the mountains of that commonwealth, it is more than prob able that more than one sighed for the salubrious climate which nurtured and sustained film. His axe, it -was related, was .132; and he was the father of a sturdy son aged 6. -For 7Q.jears the' story said, he" had lived in peace and contentment with his first wife before the tardy scythe man had found his humble cabin In the hills to cut her down. Then, for a spell, he nursed his grief in silence and alone until a sympathetic maiden of 35 caught his fancy some ?six years or so ago. He wooed her with all the araor and peristency of a century back, the story related, until he led her. blushing, to the altar. A few days ago Uncle John discov ered his bride for si years is at but a day in the span of a century un- consciotjs In the dooryard. He gath ered her up, buxom as she was, and he was chosen for the sixty-sixth con-" carried her into the cabin where she died. Then the 70-year-old grand father attempted to kidnap the 6-year-old son of the 132-year-old father and son-in-law, but the latter primed his long barreled flintlock from the bat tered . powder horn of 1788, pursued the fleeing grandfather and reclaimed his own. It was an interesting story. But now unkind and opposition news agencies say the story is untrue. Uncle John, they contend, is less than 97. fairly aged indeed, but not so old as he might have been. The 6-year-old son came toddling with the mother when she came to cook for Uncle John.- The patriarch himself is senile and bedridden, vacant of mind, weaz ened of body, just the mortal frame from which all but the spark of life has died. Publicity . has changed Uncle John from a marvel to a pity. Truth may be stranger than fiction but It is not so interesting. A baby played in the street at Dallas, Texas. T. I. Elliott, 58, jammed on the brakes of his motor car. The child was saved. The shock of the situation killed Elliott. FOR THE COMMUNITY 01 E of the valuable lessons that has come out of the war is a fuller knowledge of the value of co operation and k gratifying willing ness and ability to make the most of this knowledge. The strength of concerted effort was never better exemplified than In the social and recreational activities oarticinated In by a score or more of agencies with the one end in view, that of sustain ing the morale of the men. There was none too many agencies and with rare exceptions did they overlap, each had its own particular place to fill and each supplemented the other in a way that rounded out a program which for comprehensiveness could not have been approached by any one of -the agencies. What was true in war times Is equally true in peace times. Com munity Service, the newest of Port land's social agencies, is filling a need that existing agencies had not and probably never would meet. Its plan and program is broader in concept than anything that has gone before, it draws no class, religious or age distinctions. Through, its trained workers hundreds of girls and women, many of them without homes and home privileges, have been enlisted In clubs and classes for social and edu cational activities. It has no physical properties, ft is dependent upon the facilities at hand. Its swimming classes and its classes in folk . and aesineuc dancing are neid at the Y W. CL A. and through ' these classes 300 girls have entered the Y. W . C. A. doors for the first time in their lives, many of them are becoming inter ested In its activities. But for Com munity Service tt would never have known of them, Community Serviqe Is . the comple- ment aqd aid of., every existing or ganization which has to do with the wellbeinu of the community, It Is a supplementary activity - w o r k 1 n g wholly with and through ithese exist ing social agencies. It stimulates and inspires and brings together the vast army of workers, yOung men and voting. women whose ;ives are de tached, whose " social needs ajr-e too often starved or perverted through, the commercialized amusement, which is the only recreational avenutj open to many of them. Community Service and the Y. W. CL ,A. are both doins a splendid and much needed work and should have the support of the people of Portland. "Shoot, and shoot to kill, is the advice, written to The Journal,' by a man who is irate oyer the-repeated orphaning of children, by reckless drivers who run down and kill parents. Of course, it will not do to adopt that plan. jNo man should ever take the law into his own hands. But the letter should chal lenge the attention of police, munici pal court and circuit court authori ties. If the thimblerigging, goes on, if offenders with "a pull" continue to escape punishment, if ' laws are laxly and inadequately applied, very serious conditions could appear. It is unsafe to permit one killing after another to go on unpunished and even unchallenged. THE MINISTER'S PAT THE size of the sum that 30 Pro testant denominations are asking of Christian America reads almost like the war budgets of the government. It is, in fact, a war budget of militant Christianity. The total is $336,777,572. So .tremendous a financial drive is wihout question based upon the con fidence resultant from the great money-getting campaigns conducted in behalf of the Red Cross and the Y. M. C. A. 'The same organized methods of revealing the worth of the work and the imperative necessity of sup porting will be employed. The cooperation of the denomina tions is both a prediction of success and a stimulus to the hope that they will also learn to engage in coopera tive administration. Evangelism in the past faltered more through the failure of the evangelists to harmonize their differences than from any other one cause. Beyond all other considerations the great drive is the response of the Protestant faith tQ, the challenge of its usefulness. Such vitality and courage and vigor in gaining the sup port deemed necessary to a great serv ice for humanity are the best of evi dence that though the church may have slept it has lost neither its mis sion nor its faith. One hoped for result of the drive is that ministers will receive better salaries. The Interchurch World movement has offered statistics to prove that where one of every nine lawyers receives annual amounts iq excess of $5000, only one of every 250 ministers is that well paid. The an nual average salary paid the minister is $9c7. Doctors, engineers, manu facturers, architects, merchants and commercial travelers, who certainly cannot be said to be more important men in the community than the min ister, receive vastly larger compensa tion for their services. The present day minister is in the same financial class as the teacher; he usually has invested a large amount in an education upon which he cannot earn the rate of interest that bankers exact for their loans. Why sink at sea the captured Ger man warships allocated to the United States? The theory Is that we must profit nothing from the war. But In practice, why destroy costly ships that as junk could go into articles of useful service, and that, as tro phies would for a long time be ob jects of historic interest ? PROM EARTH TO MOON ' 0ME interesting reasons why a trip ) from the. earth to the moon will never be very popular, even if pos sible, are given by Professor Barton of the University of Pennsylvania. In the -.first place' when the moon Is closest to the earth the distance is 221,600 miles. At the distance of i9,500 miles from the parth L a point at which the attraction of the earth and that of the moon are equal. This side of that point a body would fall back to earth. Beyond It the body would fall to the moon. To reach this point the body must be shot from the earth with a velocity of 6.88 miles per second, without taking into ac count the air resistance. To make the trip to the point would require 88 hours and 5 minutes and to reach the moon would take an additional 29 hours and 12 minutes. In other words, it would take four days and 21 hours to go froth the earth to the moon. Assuming that sufficient force could be generated to shoot a body to the neutral point there would still bean uncertainty about landing ',. on the moon, which is a moving target. It might be missed and the body go wandering off into space. Such a con tingency opens up a vast field for speculation. From a seat in thejsenate to two yef&rs in jail is the decree of the court and jury in the Newberry case But Newberry, criminal though he was, served long enough in the sen ate to furnish Lodge with a ma jority sufficient ' to enable him to control the body against the treaty, And Lodge . used Newberry with as little compunction as though the Michigan seat In the senate were an. honest seat and not a bought seat. ALWAYS ROOM FOR A MAN Dour Old World Always Kay a ''Hush. Hush;" and "Nay, Nay." but That's Only to Test ' This Man Out. From the Philadelphia Public Ledger There is ' always room for one man more. When he comes he will hot be scared off by the fact that the crowd arrived before him. He will make his place. The world was In business a long, long time ere we got here. If we stop to ask it, we shall be informed that there are no vacancies. It will behave like the creatures at the Mad Tea Party, who when they saw Alice coining in sisted that there was no room. Even with America, udlseovered, the world de clared that It was Overpopulated. Wherever you go, no vacancy looms yet somehow the man of genius, the strong man, discovers a void that yawns for him where nobody else can see it. Pessimists persist in considering the earth old and finished. But it is young and just begun. It was only day before yesterday that our little speck in space began to solidify out of a nebular There are few people on the planet now com pared with the number that there will be, .Just think of aU- the wasted room both above and below the equator t A weakling as he looks about him is terrified by the press, but the strong man is aware that only a few in that throng are his real competitors. The rest may be disregarded. Many of the whole number put themselves out of the running by their own slothful, indulgent habits. They are not willing to incur the long preparation and the dust and the pain that necessarily go before a triumph. They want the finished prod uct without doing anything to eayn it ; they desire the acclaim and the laurel wreath, but they spurn the travail of the course thereto. e The world needs us, even as we need It. We were not boiji to a vast solitude, but into a society. Isolation is by no means healthy that way lies abnor mality. A foolish shyness, coming from long aloofness, says that the world is inveterately hostile ; but it is not true. If we but make up our minds to unbar the door and sally forth to where the people are, that we may grapple with the facts of life, we shall find that we have a welcome and that the place we make for ourselves has waited for us to claim it Once made, that place re quires tendance. It may be lost again In a trice, though it took long to win. It cannot be permanently held by the unworthy, for it Is sought by too many who deserve. LettersFrom the People f Communications sent to The Journal lor publication in thi department should be writtei1 of only one Bide of the paper, should jot exceed 400 word in, length and muirt be signed by tbt writer, wboee mail address in full mudt at com pany -the contribution. OPPOSES COMPULSORY TRAINING WeBtimber, March 14 To the Editor of The Journal In The Sunday Journal of March 7 an advocate of military training maintains that Switzerland was in the direct path of the German army. He Is in error there. My main object, however, is to convince him of the fu tility of a compulsory military training lawi How can a man favor such a law when the needless slaughtering has hardly ended? He does not seem to have much faith in the League of Nations. Neither have, for that mat ter, as it does not deserve that name yet It is merely a league of diplomats. playing chess with the European na tions as pawns. It will be a League of. Nations when the people of every nation have the. right to shape its destiny by referendum. The so-called "big three" have divided the spoils, owing to the procrastination of our American house of lords. But I agree with the pro-military training man in one respect. Indeed we need some training not military, but physical culture, with mental training for the puppets and" manikins who have neither backbone nor sense to stand up for the rights of man. who are catspaws for predatory wealth and would not hesitate to shoot down their own rela tives if told to do so. We must see to it that the insatiable greed of special privilege for power is curbed absolutely, for that is the cause of every war. There Is no matter whatsoever that cannot be settled by arbitration. It is said that civilization is only skin deep. It is even less than that on some people. Barbarism is cropping out openly. Why not take recourse to ostracism as a means of punishment for recalcitrant nations? It is more hu mane and at the same time more power ful and effective. H. Spelser. PUBLIC Ow-NERSHIP OF ROADS Portland. March 3. To the Editor of The Journal Charley Schwab still plays the public for suckers. Evidently he indorses the philosophy of Barnuriv "the American people like to be hum bugged." Recently he declared that when the railways are again in the hands of private owners an era of pros perity will begin and great success come to the steel Industry, as much new equip ment will be ordered, the inference be ing that the government would not have done so. As a fact, the delay by the federal managers was due to the an ticipated change. Charley will now have two chances at the public purse. As the owners of the steel works are owners of the railways, there is not likely to be quibbling over prices, and then there will be the sale of more stocks and bonds. Constant perusal of the Wall Street Journal will secure In creased returns. This feature did not prevail, as to railroads, while the war was on. The financiers were then too busy fleecing the people with "war babies" In industry, and so did not strongly oppose federal management of railroads. But the public will experi ence some surprises.. Now that the change is made, rates will go up. the "public be damned" program will be inaugurated, and only prosperity for the railroad owners be cared for. To prepare for it everywhere their hirelings have worked to fool the public by flooding the papers with stories of federal Incapacity to run the lines. But when the hands in the public purse have shown the purpose there is likely to be an outcry for public ownership so loud and strong that it will be impos sible for our lawmakers to resist, and even Charley will hear and understand. John Williams. LODGE AS CZAR Hillsboro. March 11, To the Editor of The Journal Why do people of both old parties spend so much time and energy trying to find a candidate that will be elected president of this great United States, when the Republican party has a human being at the na tional capital that they call Senator Lodge? Of course there are honest Re publicans that would not own him as their leader, if they could do otherwise. The question is, Would they vote for him or one of his followers? I think there are some Democrats that are of the same feather. Lodge has taken all the- power from the president and all other people, as he Imagines. Why not both parties elect him czar of this great United States, and Borah as his aide? .- Mary J. Tillman. EARLY By Alfred ONCE more the Heavenly Power. Makes all things new, And domes the red-plowed hills With loving blue; The blackbirds have their wills, j The throstles, too. Opens a door in Heaven; ' From skies of glass i A, Jacob's ladder falls ? On greening grass. And o'er? the mountain walls Young angels pass. ' The, woods with riving airs , How softly fanned, Light airs from where the deep, All down the sand. Is breathinf in his sleep, Heard by the land. O follow, leaping blood, ; The season's lure! i O heart, look down and up, Serene, secure, j Warm as the crocus cup. Like snow-drops, pure! l For now the Heavenly Power Makes all things new, r j And thaws the cold, and fills i The flower with dew; The blackbirds have their wills, The poets, too. I MORE OR LESS PERSONAL i Random Observations Abodt Town Charles G. Rawlings, who pays taxes In Linn county, 1b In Portland, talking about buying the town. Rawlings con ducted a book and office supply busi ness in Albany and on the side runs the city's leading Job printing plant together with handling the affairs of one of the leading telegraph compantes. Just to add to the fortune with which he is going to buy out Portland Raw ings will sell a load of wood now and then from the wood yard whose profits go into his bank account Half the school kids of Albany use pencils sold by Rawlings. The condition of the health of A. M. Grilley. executive secretary of the Port land Y. M.C. A., continues very grave, according to the statements of the phy sicians who are attending him at Good. Samaritan hospital, where he has been confined for some time since he under went a major operation. Grilley's condition took a turn for the worse on Thursday after marked improvement had been 'noted. Astoria delegations occupy quarters at several local hotels today.' Among the Astorians at the Multnomah are Mr. and Mrs. A. R. Baker. H. G. Asp land, D. B. Whitman, Paul Peterson and John Tait George J. Stone is. at the Cornelius from Astoria. His hat already In the ring, Eugene L. Coburn, county clerk of Josephine county, is in Portland taking a slant at the "situation," regarding the office of secretary of state, to which he as pires. Coburn is getting "on the in side," as a guest at the Imperial, where the daily political festival goes merrily on in spite of the numbers of persons IMPRESSIONS AND OBSERVATIONS OF THE JOURNAL MAN By Kred Breaking out in u entirely new place, Mr. Lockley, at last, being sorely tempted by two old pale of his at Coriallis, commits golf. And not only that, but tells all about it. and will Tery likely be boasting about .It pretty aoon. Now read on. Some communities have the outja board craze ; others have the flu. Cor- vallis has a bad case of golf, or a good case. the. qualifying adjective depend ing on your attitude toward the game. I quit riding hobby horses when I grad- uated from skirts to trousers, I quit riding a velocipede before I graduated from short trousers to long ones, I quit playing croquet aDoui me ume i im to Dlay baseball. I have never used perfume. There was a day when I felt that a wrist watch was a sissy kind of a proposition, though a year in France changed my opinion in regard to wrist watches. I have always regarded golf with mild deritsion a, on a par wiin old maid, casino, cne-old-cat and other such mild and harmless diversions, and so lt has happened that thorfgh I have visited most of the famous golf courses of Southern California, I have never hit a golf ball. That is, I never did till yesterday. To think that I could escape scot free at Coronado and Del Monte, and succumb at Corvallis! 1 was inveigled Into the game by two men whom I trusted C. K Insralls and N. R. Moore. means i h,v. acramhlerl down the trail1, at Crater Lake together and have fliv vered hither and yon on various and sundry occasions, and I have learned to overlook his idiosyncrasies, such as his learned air of authority when he dis cusses golf, and a few other foibles, and have found that In spite of his at tempts to hide the Jact, he really is a pretty good fellow; N. R. Moore and I have eaten chow together in many a dirty little wine shop in France, and though I never could teach him to like snails, yet he assays pure geld under the acid test, as thousands of dough boys In France will testify. With N. Tt Moore aoir isn't a game or a ai- version ; it is a religion, and he 's i.s devotee. A Iooa or awe ana exaltation comes into his deep-set eyes when he discusses golf. He even reals bout the ethics, history and traditions of the game and you have to be pretty far gone when you 'will do that. We drove out to the "golf gro;mJs." A look of absolute pain came over N. R.'s face when I called it that the same, kind of a look of pity that 1 saw or. the face of Ingalls when I asked him to make a little pyramid of dirt for niv ball to sit on. as he had for his. 'Trying to keep the pity and scorn out of his voice, he sail, "We don't call that a pyramid ; it's a tee. ' From what I have observed, half the fame consists in using the prop"- phraseology and wearing the right kinJ of togs. Before I descend into the gulf of golf, and while I am still enjoying a lucid interval, I want to say, here and now, that the Corvallis Country club has one of the most picturesque courses in Oregon. To the west. St. Mary's peak, with Its lesser foothills rising fold on foldt is in sight. In the foreground newly planted nchards and emerald green meadows with here and there an evergreen-topped knoll are ever in view. From the crest of the hill to the west ward there Is spread a vast panorama of beauty. Silhouetted against th5 sky line are the snowcapped peaks of the Cascades, rising from the purple blue foothills, while Umbered slopes, roll'ng foothills, broad stretches of fertile val ley land, the tranquil tree-fringed Wil lamette and a vast checkerboard of fal low fields and farm lands lie between. We started our 'tee party," if the game isn't too sacred to be referred to SPRING Tennyson who have declared their Qualifications for the secretaryship. 9l. Simon Benson, Jchairman of the state highway commission and Portland's particular friend,, has returned from his mid-winter sojourn in the sunny south and is quartered at the hotel that bears lii.s name, awaiting the session of the highway commission set for this week. M r. Benson has -: been at Long Beach, I'aso Robles and- other California win ter resorts, indulging in golf and rest, it, Z. N. Agee, R(fseburg, In a guest at the Multnomah hotel. Agee is vitally In terested In the present and future of the Umpqua valjey fruit industry, he being an orchardlst, and Is looking hopefully forward to the culmination of the plans of the Oregon Growers' asso ciation for the upbuilding of the Industry in and around Roseburg. . f Mrs. A. M. nawson, together with Mary and Robert, E., are stopping at the Seward while viaiting Dneny in r-ori- land. Their hom is at Salem. Harry Greenbljtt, N. J. Conrad and A. E. Addspergef of MarBhfield are a party of visitors, at the Benson hotel that keeps clerkk on the jump. "An awful bunch of people-have called," one of the Greeters averred. A. Rennie, alitor for the Pacific Telephone & Telegraph company, is In Portland from San Francisco, ine com pany's headquarters, on official bus! ness. Rennie la stopping at the Nor tonia hotel. I 4 X E. Hayden, Enterprise stockman, is at the Multnomah. Lockley in a jocular manner, by my balancing a little rubber ball about as large as a walnut on a wedge of moist earth, and my being 'handed a "driver" which looks like a cane with a Club fooL Moore looked at me anxiously and said. "Put your right foot back a trifle and the left foot about like this.' Ingalli showed ine how to hold my club to do the utmost execution to the rubber ball Keep your shoulder down. You are not chopping wood." said lngall3. Fi- naIy j hlt the an a Hck that should nave made lt goar )lke a .wallow for severa hundred yards, but which made noDble off like a jackrabhlt with a broken hind leg. "Too bad," said Moore. "You topped It." Moor- said I should arrive at the first station "green" I believe he termed It i.i H swipes of the ball. I mad It in 13, and was quite pleased, till I found !ie had said four, not 14, and that I had taken nine btrlkes more than according to Iloyle. But If the object of the game Is to secure exercise and they both assured me that It was then I got a lot more exercise out of it than they did. Their game was more like a walking match, while mine was no marathon. I stopped at very frequent intervals to pick my ball out of a ditch or a hunch of grass 1 ana Rive it anotner wnacn. n i piaye-i the eame much I would Invent a ball that after, say, five minutes would have a valve- .open so that it could j set up a shrill whistle and tell you where it is; for the ball I used seemed to have an uncanny faculty of hiding; bo that, considered strictly as a gam of hide and seek, my game was very successful. N. Ri pointed to the sloping, grass clad hillside and explained that lt was called, the "fairway." Being their guest. I didn't like to say that in my opinion he was overstating the facts that it was only fair to middling. I have a good memory, so some of the instructions that N. R. with Infinite patience gave me still linger in my i memory. Such expressions as : "That's your putter; wait till you get on the green to use that; use your brasale here," "that's right; the wooden one; that will give you a long, low ball with plenty of roll";or, "If I were you I would use the rhidiron; you want a long balL" By accident I got the "Jigger,' for they looked much alike to me, both having crooked iron heads. I swung the jigger for a practice stroke, to get the hang of it, and accidentally hit the ball, and up lt rose In a long, graceful flight and lit 125 yards or so distant. "Now you are beginning to get tne hang of It," said Ingalls. "Remember how you made that stroke, so you can repeat It." He seemed so pleased that I didn't like to tell him I was as much surprised as the ball was, when It hap pened, and that It was an accident. I found that when '.I was making practice strokes I could make a swing that would send the ball a couple of hundred yards if it had been there, but when 1 hit at the ball, if I hit it it would In the most discouraged and fatigued manner bob along 20 or 30 yards and find a hole to hide in. I liked the "mashis" and the "niblick" best, not because they are better clubs, but because they have such picturesque and meaningless names, i ... Once tn a while I rather liked the game, particularly when by some acci dent I had hit the ball just right and it made a good flight, but most of the time I thought I would prefer the game If I had a good hunting dog, a re triever, to spot where the ball lie I imagine that for those who like thai sort of a thing, golf is the very sort of a thing they would like. The Oregon "Country Nrrthaest Happenings in Itrtef Form for the Buiy header . on soon Elmer Sandblast, who was committed V the asylum from Coos county, has escaped from that institution. While driving a light auto truck in Ueschutes county Jack Usher ran across a coyote which he killed with a ham mer. Kt4 A fund of $20,000 Is being raised To Bend to finance a county fair. Stock to the mtiount of fi 2,500 has been already subscribed. ! The treasurer or Linn county has re ceived S35.809 Ht the first turn over from the sheriffs office of the 1919 tax receipts. . Chester QusHn, an Ashland high school boy, ranked third In the state In the international essay contest. Hi. p?rceivtfKe was U6. Southern Pacific officials-declare there is no probability of any move toward constructing a new depot at Marshfteld within the next six months. If an ordinance pending before tha Salem city council Is passed members of the police and fire departments will get a niUe of about 10 per ct-nt In pay. Owing to heavy rains last week the Umatilla river, which has been practi cally dry for a month, became a racing torrent. Many flumes and fences were washed away. Clyde Johnston of Junction has filed with the secretary of state his declara tion, of candidacy for attorney of Lane county subject to the approval of the Republican voters. According to u letter from Senator Chamberlain the nr department recog nises the growing commercial Import ance of Yaqulna boy and will give full consideration to its protection. A campaign has been started In Mor row county to float a utock issue Of $25,000 for the new Morrow county fair association. Heppner has ofrered to match the total subscription of the rest of the county. Cull apple crushing has ended at Hood River. While cull spples sold last fall at prices ranging from $15 to $20 a ton the demand declined towards the end of ihe season and vinegar manu facturers paid only $10. For failure to keep an nllegod agree ment to trade 200 acres ol Douglas county fruit land for 5&6 acres of North Dakota land S. O. Thompson has brought suit at Eugene for $U,000 dam ages against Stephen Palahnink. Umatilla county farmers are warned Dy county Apent Bennion attainst buy ing inoculation bacteria from a com mercial company at $2 jht acre when It can be obtained at the Oregon Agri cultural college for 2.". cents per acre. A committee has been appointed at Heppner to secure a survey of a market road to connect the Irrigon and Board man districts with Heppner. The road will leave the Columbia rrver hlghwsy between Irrigon and Boardman and con nect with the Oregon-Washington high way at Lexington. WASHINGTON Coroner Wells of Yakima county ha found that Orlin Abrams was killed by the accidental discharge of a shotgun he was cleaning. The docket for the Cowlitz superior court, which convenes next month, in cludes eight state aaes. Sixty jurors have been summoned. The Grays Harbor realty board Is ad vised by ConKressmun Johnson that it Is doubtful that congress will appro priate money for a bar dredge. . Yakima and Kittitas counties will pay $500,000 In Income taxes. The individ ual amounts are not lsrge but In Yaki ma between 4000 arid fiOOO made returns. Theodore A. Johnson, president of the Washington State Klks association, is at Vancouver arranging for the annual convention to be held In that city this summer. In the Improvement of the state fair grounds at Yakima 250 shade trees will, be planted to supplement the grove of box elders and cottonwoods now on tha grounds. Wednesday, April 7. will be clean up day In Wlnlock. School children In the upper grades will be asked to help as much as possible In cleaning certain parts of the city. Whitman college woman's debate tcsm. upholding the negative of the question. of government ownership of mines, won a 2 to 1 decision over the University of Washington team. The Walla Walla pnrk and civic club will cooperate with the mayor and city commission In a big clean up camruUirn, It will be the first clean up Walla Walla has hud since the war. ; Tennas Pete, an aged Indian of the Oakvllle reservation, was shot and seri ously wounded by Albert Stout, sn In dian 24 years old. in a dispute growing out of a gambling game last Saturday. IDAHO There 'is no car shortage in Southern Idaho at this time, tt is claimed. The United States Mamifacturlrur company at Ontario has decided to es tablish Its business In Boise. The collection of funds due the stats during December, January and Febru ary amounted to $1,043,156. This Is a new record. The public utilities commission has deputized J. L. Campbell of Kpokane to represent Idaho before the interstate commerce commission In the rate group hearing. Two posts of the American Legion, one at Burke, the other at Kellogg, have adopted resolutions urging con gress to enact a bonus law. The third post In the county, at Wallace, haa taken an opposite stand. lt is proposed to induce private cap ital to build dormitories at the state higher educational Institutions under a guarantee of a return of 6 per cent on the investment, thereby saving the state the expense of, putting up the struc tures. Uacle Jeff Snow Says; uuwii on uie piuiun uvri , in i eiae, Bill McCone got his cotton picked mighty cheap one year 'long 'bout the time Glner'l Grant had went Into the broker business. McCone had Greasers doln' the work. He paid 'em In silver ever Saturday night, and played monty and poker with 'em all day Sunday and got r-, , . . n i . I rr . . - the next year a Mexican gentleman got McCone's ranch, cotton, money and live stock 'fore McCone got on to the fact that XI . n Y u f ! ume camMUnf mm. biers, too. The Journal Has Made War Against Gambling and 1 Vicious Resorts After flaunted gambling had been dr.ven from Portland, back In 1905, as the result of a crusade In which The Journal and the decent-minded people of Portland cooperated, an at tempt was made to reestablish the games of chance, with their sordid accompaniments of Immoral practice, In road houses beyond the border of the city. Among these places was the no torious Milwaukee club, which The Journal attacked editorially In Aug ust pf 190T, and which Governor West later closed and put under martial law. Renewed gambling . In Chinatown was exposed by The Journal In 1910, and regulation was secured in spile of the non-commttu'l attitude of Joseph Simon, then mayor of Portland, and the franker oppo sition of the, then, chief of police. So strongly has sentiment since developed against exposing the un wary and Inexperienced to games of chance or to gambling- devices that the state fair board, followed by county fair boards and the board f other Northwest states, recently de cided to eliminate every gambling or questionable device at the state and county fair a " , '