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About The Oregon daily journal. (Portland, Or.) 1902-1972 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 30, 1909)
THE OREGON DAILY JOURNAL, PORTLAND. SATURDAY EVENINO, OCTOBER 30, 1009 . WILLIES ' AVIATION PLAN ENDS LIKE AN ' AVALANCHE ; i 1 l ' ' ALUMINUM FRAME 0VE& VflTHOIlEMLK AH D FILLED WITH CA THE FIAT&AUOON pREfEHT A6UMH4 URFAE 70 THE Alfc AMATTHEJAME. T1M6 WEKTTHE UFTIHt POWER OFTHECAV WILUE. VfOTINtiHOUSE. E.PI50N SMIT. DEAR TOMMY: This is how my new flying machine will look when I get it built; I made a model of two mattresses treated with varnish and inflated with gas, 1 flew all right until the i wind buckled up the machine. Then I came down right on , top of Papal Yours, etc., WILLIE, JINGLING JOHNSON RIPS OFF A FEW RHYMES ON CHIVALRY T WAS IN THE 0M OF CHIVALRY WHEN MEN WE'NT'SKKIMG TRP08U5 FOR. CHIVALRY' IN THOJEPAYS WAS AN EFFERVESCENT BOBBLE. MEN CRAWLED iriSlOB STOVEPIPES ANPTHlNGS ANO CARRIED CHIPS OMSHOULDCSS, AND F THEY BROKE THEJR FTAR5., ATONtETHEYO FIGHT IT OUT WITH BOULDESA LjlR. GALAHAD, A NOBLE KNIGHT, ONCE CHALLENGED SON QuiXOTC., WE LOANEONIM JOD(5UAPANP HE MADE HIM SIGN A NOTE;,? IM MANNER. MOSTUSURIOOS AND VOICE WlfH VENOM THROATY; HesAio ifYoudon'tpay this,i willsueoo.don quix-o-te; ' MY SOSft THAT WOULD AM OL-D WOMAN FIGHTJ THE 0ATTIC IVAGEP BOTHflERfE AND LONG, WITH CRlESfDft HL&WlS17iNtt?J alR, GALA HAD HAD POM WHERE HE COULD OFFER NO RESISTANCE. ANDTHATS THE WAY IT GOES, DEAR. FRIENDS,, WITH KNIGim iNMflfcTA l GflWlTAT, JEFEAT ISBOUNDTO HIT ONE KNIGHT LIKE BOOT JACK. HITS A TOMCAT'. 1 I T S AWFUL. TO gg A TOMC?AT.' f " ONCCMOpETriECRYOrCOMBATSoOHD&.THE KNIGHTS RVSH ONT5 BATTLE ; WHU ARJWOP STEtL ANDSHlEL&SOFTtN AND STOVERPES RUSTY RATTLE. LAY Of) M AC DUFF ' OH THAT S THE STUFF AND H EED tid CR FOR. M ERftY I KNEW A MAN NAMED CALLAHAN, BUT JUS FIRST NAME. WAS PERCY. 1301 HE CbQUONT HSlP.IT f -4 i ha; hcrc comcs ELEPHANT rYCO MISERABLE 7 Ml . I POET. Y4EY ? II '' ' 1 1 1 1 JUPPASIN6 FUK WEIGHED I FPCONDS AND ICOC5LC BOGS WO6HEDI0 WHAT WOULD A POOR. BAREFOOTED BOY OR, BALD HEAD M ANl I0 THEN ? THE FUES WOULD LAND UPOfJ HtSHEAD AND CRUSH HIS SKULLLIKE DoJEH , EACH POODLE BUG WOOLP GRAB A BO ANP'BREAKfASTON A TOt ! 1 OH MV, f TcFoirVBAeKToTHe) UPlp' A 1 S BOS HOUSE, x'u- LyWDJ THE THUNDER. ROARED A3DTHE UclHTNITtASHE'D TIN PANS FELL WITH A CLATTER., TH EH GRANNY IN A PEEVISH VOICE ' CRIED OOT- C10LU WHAT S THE MATT&K- r C J,v HIM A tllWlO DiET (TT '