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THE - OREGON " - SUNDAY : . JOUIWAIv.PORTLAND, ; SUNDAY;-; HORNING, DECEMBER 20, 1908' ; ;' 0 3 rr'-'AfV Y-fir-T. 1 ,w-vyxlr if 1 OS ffv- 5 1 ND' that's , how 'I came to ' be born in i-njamer!".' ' Eobbert concluded. .The baby nodded, her ' mouth-a comprehending bud, her" eye bis' with ' interest. ' that'beautlful French puzzle! It'sawfully interesting.. I hope he'll like iO More candy"?' The ideal The child.,, 'would die! Where's Father, Robertson'.; btrd book, ,.' ; ''dear?; I shan't dare let hira-take. it alone; It's too, ex- f quisl te. : Seel Frank, .there r are-' two- hundred and fifty ,v colored plates.' Isn't it beautiful?' ''", Vi .. .' '.Bobbert's uncle fell, upon the . book. ' "By George! ;'"Nuv''toryfTell Ba'3e;,aiaV'bt;t)uiVt'a''beaotxtl1r:wste4!oa. Bob- nuv' 'teryi". she demand -S!t hen., tbewise men , came. ' They were They-1 came' . . flo'cks-by-"- V shepherds.' with, their night';' - "Huh?"' V "Flocks -by'- night., I ' ' say..'.ir was -.something--' they had. !They brought me , some Frank's in-' cense-"- " ' I - 1 ; " "UnkaF'ank! 'Goo-'ood- Unka F'ank!" ' ' ' " ' "Will you keep skill? It v wasn't that Frank." ' ' "Warum ntcht?" ' In quired the baby, with a" startling' intelligibility. ' : Her German tor some ' reason ' best ' known ' t herself, ,'was ' aa' distinct vbert, isn't it? . Doesn't know -an ostrich from a canary, , does -he?", , ' , ,' --.,..'-,- . J '.. "We'll,' that;, what" Father Robertson '.wanis-'b'rm' ( to learn!" they-crled'ln chorus'. ' ; ' . """ ' ," ' . ' , He noddeddoubtfully.,' ."Pity .he cari;t- eome inland ' 'help," Hesuggesled; ,he'd enjoy this rumpus."-. They stared "at him. in. consternation, !,..' ,, , . ,:",, ' -";Why, Francis Itdbertsdni what areou-thinking f of? Have 'Bobberf help 'an' his 'own r tree?-: Are you,", crasy?". '''- '. l . :'. "I ,suppose itjwouldii't'.daV:-h admitted;, "but. you- ,. see' '.that's, just-what 'ai'llttle. 'fallow; 'lik'es-all , the ,-. noise,'., and fuss, and running about 'and the smells,)' ; f -he added rvaguely. . IS.. as her English was. garbled. . "Because it Isn't, silly. Uncle Frank isn't a wise man-he's a p'fossor in college. And they brought me" "Look here, Bobbert, what on earth are you talk ing about?" ' ...: "I'm telling her all about Christmas, Uncle Frank." Bobbert removed-rthe corner of the rug from, the baby's mouth and handed her her silk rag doll. "Min na said to amuse her, and I was. About the manger I was telling " . - . ... . "So I heard. But why do you cast it in that form precisely? You -see, you werenlt born in one, ' and and er you really oughtn't to' talk that way, don't you know." "Why wasn't IV : "Because you weren't." ; "Well, where was I, then?" ' "You were born in this house." . : "Where in this houser "Where? Why, upstairs. I suppose." ' "Are people always born upstairs?" "Usually." . . . . ' . : "Never born downstairs at all? Didn't' you -ever know anybody that -was born down-r-" ' . . " "Oh, stop, Bobbert! Go on amusing your sister. You have a genius for pure- idiocy. ' Where's- your mother?" . 1 Bobbert's face fell. The baby . tore oft - a bit of. her doll and swallowed It unrebuked it was one of her swallowing days and began wetting-her. finger and following in a smudgy outline the figures on the Kate Greenaway wall paper, without one reprimand from her brother. .. . , ,, "'F I'm coin', to have , a tree., I . want to make it myself. They're all up "in , the lib'r'y, and I have to keep out. They've got a" ladder in there, too.' And rK .:'-r.KJ&r-' ' ''.4' (( 3 In V J. t :mm y1 t 1 1 1 w 1 l mis . I Ml i Mi 7 ml If-'' mm MM "The smejls?". demanded Bobberl's' mother.' . . ;'Tlie hemlock; and. the candy and the new. smelt of f all the things,", he persisted. , . , : t . ? "In short," .said -the; fat, one with the yellow mus tache, loqk(ng up from a box of mapy rcolored baubles with. which. he and Aunt Helena were. playing Inun "disgulsed Joy, ;'Just what we like!" "Precisely," remarked. Uncle Frank, '-, . "Really," said Aunt -Kate; somewhat- stiffly, "if Bob- they laugh all the time. I have'to stay here with herf; -.bejt. and Babe should help about the tree, I can't quite What's the good o calling It my tree if!I can't help?' see-whomv we'd 'call in to see "it this evening! What Aunt Helena says won t my. eyes pop out when I see; are we working so hard for to please ourselves?" but they won't." ("Hadn't she better keep the doll to. play, with and eat something else?") "I think I tnight go in! Hare, stop eating that,' baby! Let go! Somebody fell oft the ladder, too, and there I was out in the hall! I don't believe they hod the little backitblngs up "that keeps' it from 'doubling up, sort or, tnat way It does, you know. Do you? 1 could 'a told them about that. What's the good of a tree, anyway?" ("Do you think she Improves the wall-paper with that border? Perhaps the color comes off') - "Here, stop that! Dont suck ybur hand, baby I ' Oh, goodness! I wish Minna was; here! . I'm not a nurse. I never made such a fuss when I was little, I know. If I had a tree for anybody, I'd let them have the fun of it. Wouldn't you?" His audience looked uncertain. In his heart he felt that his nephew was right, but prudence re strained him, and he rose to go, with a temporizing air. "Well, you know, it's usually done this way," he suggested. "It's , supposed to be in the nature of a surprise. If you arranged the ' whole thing, there wouldn't be anybody to surprise, -would there?" -. Bobbert sniffed. J'Oh, if you stay out, we could 'prise you, I s'pose," he atd, somewhat cynically. "But I've seen so many trees" The defense was very feeble, and he knew it. "Oh, all right," said Bobbert. testily, Jerking the baby away from the high fender. "And they're pop ping corn over the Are In there; I heard it pop. And Aunt Helena said that it was so good sugared, and the fat one the one with the yellow mustache said that he mould think all that she ate would taste " 11 "How do you know what they, said?" - "I heard." . . "How?" . ' . "I heard." . -' ... "How did you hear?" ' .. "Through the keyhole!" Bobbert. set' his Jafw. and twisted a piece of the baby's dress nervously. "And since when have you adopted that method of obtaining Information, Robertson?"- ; . . "I don't care! I only -did a moment! I don't care , if it is sneaky I might just as well be sneaky it I'm not going to Annapolis! If I do anything 'at all, everybody says: 'Oh, dear! I'm afraid you'll never be a lieutenant, after all. --They never do so!' And If I say I'm going to be one. they say, 'I wouldn't count on it, Bobbert till I'm just sick and tired! Am I going to Annapolis? Am 1? .1 don't care about the old tree If I know that." . . "My dear boy, how do I know? ' It will' depend on--., on on circumstances," he concluded,, weakly. : : t Bobbert stamped his foot. His uncle slipped out-of the room. !...-..-..' ' . In the library the tree was towering to completion. A gilt angel held ropes of popcorn that straggled artistically downward; snowy, ribbon-bound packets dangled from the boughs; candles dotted . the ends. Aunts and uncles chattered and .laughed and quar- 1 reled amicably, while Bobbert's; father and - mother. -hiihhlina; over with deliKht-and. busyness and vaeue . - Christmas good feeling. -ran about holding the same parcels, straightening the same red candle, pulling at the same rope of cranberries." : t -v ; - - ' , "isn't It grand, Frank? This Is really the , best We've ever had. ttow are .tne cniiaren 7 ; jJo tney ..sus pect anytningf . . . . - "Nothinsr nothing. ' whatever', 'he .1 assures "Bobbert thinks the odor of hemlock . and popcorn to be attributed to me winaow . boxes, .and .i-b&y doubt that he supposes you re conducting a", funeral down here. It s so stui ana toiemn, "Oh, Frank, -how absurd begin to suspect .. , "Oh, no! great heavens, no!" cried Uncle Frank. -Bobbert's father appeared with an armful of steel rails and cross-pieces. "What do you say to this, Rob- " ertson?" he called, delightedly. "Jove! these are) heavy. Three switches to the thing, and you ought' to see the engine! There's a parlor-car, a smoker and ! two passengers. See the tender? Jovel I call that pretty good. Ring the bell, Kate. Look at that piston-rod, Frank!" They clustered about him excitedly. "Father sent it round Just now. Wouldn't tell what he paid for the thing. You clamp It down to ths carpet-right through it goes. There are forty-two feet of railing how's that? Four curves and threo switches regular thing, you know. We'll put it right through the library, across the hall and loop it back In front of the conservatory. What do you say?" "Won't he be delighted!'; sighed the aunts. "Can we get It down be fore evening?" said Bob bert's mother, nervously. "Well, I .should say so!" The fat one with the yel low mustache seized an armful of rails and began to study the , J o I n i n g s; Qbbert's father and Uncle ' Christopher explained the witch workings eagerly to ' each other; and Bobbert's another flew about wondering how the rugs could stand It, . and picturing Bobbert's Joy i as the train puffed out from ' the base of the tree. ' "This is great!". Uncle Christopher cried, as the rails went down with wpn- derful celerity. "Haven't had' ' such fun in , an age! Half the, ' fun'a in getting Jt ready!",, ' The-' fat one with.,the.I mustache '.glanced up and' caught Uncle ' Frank's , eye. , "Perhaps he'd rather'. . " , Bobbert's mother shook; her head at them. - ."Now stop right there,' she 'said. mer-. rily. "if you're going to ug; gest that- he., should , come and help! You don't seem to -see. my plan' at all,' Frank. . I "want . this thing to be "per-fcct-Iiwant it all to burst 'on him at once: , How'oan we" put "it '.down -in the evening -.' whenjWe'reVall dressed? And ' . ' th ere wouldn't -be 'time.- any- rs-. way. Oh "Chris, j you .didn't ..get,., him ' that, . too? See. tnat loveiyr dog. cellar! ; And the t chain, J too!; Now' Don I? .V'V mi .1 Vt -J,;? si-'-' r, ; ' it wiHfmniiHfii' v.. iW. 1i: I PL 1 Y-? n t ir M 'OA .ore? Gooc?yyewef it ioff.'" and nervously waved their -hands at. the engine as it hove down upon-the unfinished curve at the hearth rug,, while Aunt Helena waved a-red flag wild ly, i and Aunt Ka te began to pass round a hat for a purae for "the bravi girl-who , risked her life so- gal lantly to save the train." . - . He-left them with a chuckle,-and-began' to mount the stairs . two ? steps at.-a. time; .Just .saving himself from falling, upon a huddled, group at the top of the flight. ' .1 ., , " "What 1 are they doing in the 'hall?" Bobbert'de manded, abruptly, cluttihmsf tlie baby's skirts with "one hand and-supporting hlmaell in a peering attitude with the other. "What makes 'env scream that way? Why do- they say, 'Down brakes'?; Is ib -a-- gaTne? .W'hen Aunt Helena-laughs anil': laughs-that way.t she us'ally. cries ia-fter ward.'.' .. .!,, .. , -.. . , ,. - -Uncle. Frank towed . them . back - into ' the nursery, and Med the- conversation story ward; but Bobbert .was . not to be beguiled. . i . ? -, . ,. , t . x . . "i-p.. tired-of ; stories-. - I'd rather.be d9wnstairs,"'he. yawned. "I. know, one thing Jf I get another old car penter.'s ' set, ' I'll sell , it tomorrow 'for five i cents..- I.: hate -'em. All - I want's' a boat,; and I can't have that. I don't, see why I can't go-out. .if it .'Is .snowing. I never, can do a single thing' I want,' any way.'-' w-" ' . ' '"You1 are' a little ' cross." observed . his' une'e, sur- vying him' critically: ".but I don'tt know, that-1 blame , "When, did She. swearr ' , . "Day, before yesterday , night. She said she was , going to be bad when she got up, and they kept at her t'o say she , wouldn't, and she said she would. She can be the worst you ever saw." "Worse ever saw!" echoed the baby. ."And all day they were afraid she would be, and she wasn't, and she wasn't, and she wasn't. Not till she went to bed. And she said her prayers that one she says, Mlerr Jesus, mild und something Du' and then she Just looked right up at the ceiling and swore as hard as she could." "What In the time did she say?" "yhe said: 'O Lord! Good heavens! Darn!'" "Oh!" ' "And she got her little hands mighty well slapped, too. She must never say it again, must you, baby?" The baby laughed impishly. There was no telling what more she knew. At exactly half-past 6 the library doors flew open with a bang, the piano struck up a brilliant march, and Minna escorted her charges pompously down the stairs, the baby in white, with a bewildering number of pink bows. Bobbert in a blue sailor suit. Around the gleaming tree stood a ring of aunts, uncles and grandparents, flushed and happy. "Merry Christmas, Bobbert! Merry Christmas. Babe! How do you like it?- Isn't It grand? ,See the angel?. See the popcorn? Don't look at the floor yet! No, it isn't time so soon. Chris will start It.) Well, was it loVelv. bless her little heart? Wunderschon, liebchen, nlcht wahr?" Bobbert smiled perfunctorily at the tree, blinked a little, leaped through the ring of brlght-frocked rela tives, and fell upon a red-faced, apologetic man stand ing with the group of delighted servants near the door. T-"Hello, David!" he cried. "When did you come back? Are you going to stay? Did you know I could swim? Will you tell me a story tonight?" David, whose only fault was too great an attach ment to the cup that cheered him too frequently, and who had been devoted to Bobbert, coughed deprecat ' ingly and explained: "Only dropped in for the tree, Mr Bob. your papa havin' asked me in with the rest. And a rlne tree It Is, I'm sure. I expect most o' them 'presents will he for you, Mr. Hob?v David prefixed the title of respect In public, but his private relations with Bobbert had been anything but formal. , , Aunt Kate,' dancing with impatience, had begun to detach the presents from the lower boughs, and soon they were piling up around him. "Master Robertson Wheeler. Master Robertson Wheeler oh. Bobbert, that's a whopping fine present. Miss Dorothea Wheeler. Slehst du, nieln susses Kind?. Master Robertson Wheeler. See what Uncle Rltch sent you, Bob! He forgot how you had grown!" ' They were laugning, explaining, manning; cauns, all at once. ... . "And the candy" mother '11 keep till tomorrow. Now, Bob. see! Under the tree!" The engine rattled proudly-forth. The uncles and aunta fell upon It. . .. . , . "There! I tqld you it wasn t oiled enough! See, T rnf vaii T'a n 1 ft A Bfnhif a xot YAS l f Art Mr. Robertson, we had more-run than a little getting this ready, I assure you. Quite complete, isn't It?" Uncle Christopher began to Juggle with the Japa nese outfit, to the Intense delight of the servants. The aunties - and Mr. Ferris . played . with the engine. . ex plaining its mechanism to the wondering grand fathers. Grandma, Wheeler marveled at the French dissecting puzzle. Bobbert's mother, happily guard ing the candy, laughed at the baby. Who, harnessed into the dog collar, pranced along before her father,, waving the colored balls in.; the air, a woolly lamb under her free arm. The merry moments passed,;-...v.: Suddenly Grandfather Wheeler looked up from the bird-book, which he was sharing with Uncle Frank. "But where is Robertson. Jr?" he inquired, mildly. They stared. "Why, right here." they said. But he was not right there. : Uncle Frank looked about comprehensively at the relatives and smiled a superior smile. , Then his eya fell on the bird-book in his lap, and the smile changed Its quality. , . . . - . He glanced at the ring of servants. "And wher Is David?" he added. Suddenly he sprang to his feet, "Come on!" he said. "We'll find him. Don't make noise walk softly, now." . .. , .t . .. And still holding the presents, they trooped aiterf him through the hall, Bobbert's mother close to the) leader, the aunties and Mr. Ferris at' the end of thai line. Through the dining room, ; through - the wld pantry, through the hall and up to the.kitchea dooif they tiptoed. Uncle Frank paused a moment, nodded -and mad room for Bobbert's father, while the grandfather crowded up and the aunties peeped under and over. On the floor before the well-swept kitchen hearth, sat David; beside him, a little space away, squatted Bobbert, a long- black: hockey stick In his hand. Be tween them were arranged large pieces of coal from the hod arranged in what appeared to be nine-pin patterns. - "I shall attack from the right at daybreak. You'll see what the mosquito fleet can do. Mr. David! Your clumsy old Spanish ships can't move quick enoughl Can they?"' ' .... "Wait and Bee, Bob, my boy!", ' "This coal makes dandy ships don't it? A lot of coal would be a fine present wouldn't it? They use wood upstairs, and I don't believe I could get hold of any. Are you enjoying yourself. David?" , . ":. "You bet I am. Bob. Put your flagship in line." "Well, I will. She was out for for repairs. When I go skating, David, I'll neven use any other hockey., etick. I wanted a- black one next to a boat. You were lovely to give it to me. I'll be big enough for a boat next year. I hope." "Well, now? it's daybreak. Lieutenant, are yo ready?" . " - . "Ay, ay, sir." . . .t' -"r "Begin the fight!" "Ay, ay, sir." ' . - J JMg MINI Vlll SV l J U JL IVIIU T VUUb ISAM. wa ,V1P,pwtttW.Bt'D.'UBtah'ai"ntya, 7-o. ' MWna'.;conin up soon.".. . , - - ernal' it b:tbVl .H? ! BhorUy'' " ' " ' V " f, w ,,n ' t. ' 1 ' candy, you'll certainly be sick ' No '.1 ioXmni Itti- i l!, Well.I( suppose he. does... 1,mean'platn sick." . ' ' 1 a'men H 1 ,'enet'ratton-does-vou cr'V ' -v.0'?.0 lJ" M'tf pjA'gofcti to'let -thkt- Bobbert ta only nine-, and; he has only seerl this per ' JtheVe'U be no manag 11" B 'd,?KU'tea formance nine times, so .it- would be.oddif He sh6ud r .Bobbert -mother ' looked pjaintlve. ' "f 'wish 'to he probably hay a aim - . r - .';' r -; ; ;x -?,.o. your own .Perhaps -you - wouldn't be an-ridlculoBii ,- "Now, Frank, you 'at' tirMomv. Of coui!se,.1 he . then. . How on earth,! Hgolng ' to hurt Bohbert " knows, but how can, he -know the: sse of lt?,'He night.bfall' nlehta. to stav nM.rl never saw one so Dig. Ana we never nad so -many candles there are three boxes' here.' And look-at this. What do you think Uncle Hitch has sent him?" i . J One of the aunts waved at him a set- of .red.', blue and yellow balls attached by elastic cords to a bright- ly colored stick. "I suppose the dear old man thinks, Bobbert is about two years old! Where have .you put that Japanese. Juggler's outfit, Kate? See, Frank, Just so that we may all- toll for- his own particular, amusement?; Tell him a .story, . , or something. . We'll barely have. time -,.. .... . , : A. huts't lof laughter-Interrupted her. ' Uncle Chris topher had wound up 'the tra4n and started it on what extent of. rail waa already laid, to his own great com fort and the disgust of. Bobbert's father and the fat ' on with the raustache,.who hrleke4 jxt hUiL-lo- "top .. it "Oh., nein.". she. smiled. . "ph, Ja," he scowled. "You're always, chewing the : wrong thing. -Look at your, shoe, all .wet! t Whafll Minna sav?'.' : i . w , - . She.crewedher face into wrinkles. and shook'her head, wringing her hands with Minna's gesture, "Pfuit piui" aocn.' 's let absrneuitcn!" sne scoiaea. -. ' - i "I don't believe you'll get a,present-at;all,"; he-continued. ... ... , : . , , - "Babe get p'es't! ' Babe get big p'es'tr" 1 1? i 1 ' i"Not a one!' "Not- aone!" -he' persisted. '- ! i ' Her eyes -filled; she. Implored him earnestly.,. "P'ease, .Babe- get .big. p'es't!" i. . , . '. "Not a-" ' ' " -..... ...J... f i'"8top teasing !your sister. Bobbert.' Ofcourse sht 11 .get a. present, f.. Why. not 7" . ; , - - ' H . "Because she swore." - . .- i ' 'What. on earth-do you ,rncan77 r.-i. ..-. mean' what-1 say." ' , ; e-where-' the-smokestack .Joins. on! -.Will rshe ' . nee.' bODDeru . now inn take the. switches --i, i ' di .witnhca! Father! Here, this way. Fa 'thei- Robertson! Mt. Ferris - is ' (totng towork the ( 'witch.- Ijm'f it . wonderful,. Bobbert? Its- from v .Grandpa Wheeler. ..Thank him. It goes through the " hall 'Oh.'- Kate, v.ou can't work-that switch, can you? " See 'Aunt-Kate, work the switch, dear." Bobber.t. watched. it curiously. He ran: forward 9 the third swucn. , . . , i i "Want to see how-lt goes.' Boh? Here, I'll -worte- The coal flew about thick aad fast the romir.an.l ers shuCTed the lumps in place, therin un l u. ..ur. aging their omcers and crews, hhtp atvor unw to riSe nl more. In a clutter of coal on tl.e h -r. . Under cover of the noise, Uncle J:ri.-k !- i J away, silent, through the emptv rooms , t w.-ro ( deserted Christmas tree- ehein-red nnlv .1 urn, ' ; German cradle songs to her s.:iirig l.l.y. "Now look here,- he satd. "U't be "' . 'people. We'll go on enjovlng "ur pr-M. afnt ; . I and let Bobbert enjoy his. Why not, .hr