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THE OTtEGON DAILY JOUHXAL, PORTLAND. TUESDAY EVET3TN"G, APRIL ,21. 1903. The Oregon Daily Journal j Z C. . Jsi-kaun. , JOURNAL PUBLISHING COMPANY. . ' proprietors. . Addre..: THt OREGON DAILY JOURNAL. t8 Vamhlll Street, between Fourth ana Fifth, Portland, Oreflcn. CITY 0IT1CIAL P APLtt. INDEPENDENT DEMOCRATIC PAPER OF OREGON. Entered at the Postoflleo of Portland. Oregon, for transmission through tin' snails aa second-class matter Postage for single copies lor an . 10. or 12-page paper, 1 cent. 10 t" 2 pages. I CCtita. ovr 28 page. 3 cents Telephoatsi Business Office Oregon. Wain 600; Co lumbia. 705. Editorial Rooms- Oregon Main 600 City Editor-Oregon. Main 160 SUBSCRIPTION RATES. Tirmi by Carrier: Th . urnal, one year 16 00 The Journal, six montha 2 60 Tha Journal, three month 1 u The Journal, by the week 10 Terras by Mailt The Journal, by mull. . :ic yecr 14 00 Tha Journal, by mall. six month 2 00 Tha Journal, by mall, three monthe. 1 00 The cry of trie century Is "Westward! West xvai d ! " The New York farmer turns his fare to the aunset, and thinks he him attained the great Ideal hy set tling In Illinois! The fanner from Illinois hears the I'm IfU calling, and scales the snow ranges In response to the univer sal cry. Westward is the creed of the coming generation. It means the completion of the Pa cific Coast Empire. A. L. Crulg. WHAT TO DO WITH HIM. A worthy Republican contemporary of this city gravely discusses the pro priety of making Theodore Roosevelt president of Harvard I'nlverslty "upon his retirement from the Presidency of the United States." The originator of the idea deserves a brass medal. He has hit upon the very best and sim plest way of settling the Republican squabbles over the Presidential nom ination In 104. Everyone knows the chief problem has been to get Roose velt out of the running without creat ing too much of a row, and now the way has opened. Roosevelt must be sidetracked and the best plan la to shunt him off onto the siding at Cambridge, where he will be out of sight and sound, and pre sumably ao much absorbed In recall ing hla old college days that he will forget all about the political rumpus and his Intention to occupy the White House for four years more. , As president of Harvard Mr. Roose velt might entertain any views he saw fit upon the tariff and the trusts, and he. could change his mind every time he changed his clothes. Then too, "It would be a good thing for Mr. Roose velt," as our contemporary thought fully observes, it won't do him any harm to mix a little scholasticism with his strenuousness, and u cap and gown would probably be Just aa becoming as a cowboy's costume. There are only two slight obstacles in the way of this ingenious method of placing Mr. Roosevelt on the shelf one Is that he might not cute to be president of Harvard und the other is that Harvard might not care to have him for her president. ountlng froin their servants who are oved to have been unfaithful. n Its efforts to unruvel this tangled snarl of crookedness and Incompetence The Journal has thua far proceeded alone. It Is a noteworthy fact that other dally papers of Portland have utterly ignored the expert s graxe ells closures, beyond a perfunctory and utterly Inadequate notice at the time when his report was filed. The ex planation may not be hard to seek. One at least of these contemporaries made Jurgo pmtlta out of the county business during the period covered by this investigation and charged most extortionate rates. It htu) been closely af!!llated In times past with some of those former county idhVluls whose acts are now called Into question. From such a paper nuught but silence could be exnerteri at n time like this, I when the people an- demanding the truth and The whole truth as to the conduct of their bus-ness. The Journal comes with clean hands and with an earnest determination to do all Wi Its Ktter to expose the abuses that have existed and to un mask those responsible for them. It is not fettered by any past alliances nor hits It been under obligations to the men whose acts are now under scrutiny. To the taxpayers of Multnomah County The Journal gives this warn ing: The Investigation; of tire County Clerk's office whs but the beginning, and the other departments of the county government will give disclos ures fully as sensational. There Is but one course for the authorities to take and that is to hold to rigid accounting every mun responsible for the rotten ness whlch'"has been uncovered QUAINT TALES. THE COUNTY SCANDAL The Journal has given to the public additional details of the extraordinary mismanagement of the county's affairs aS shown by the report of the expert Who has recently Investigated the County Clerk's office for the six years ending last July. It is not hearsay evidence which Is thus submitted, nor a mere repetition of the rumors of corruption and jobbery which have been current for years, and which have made Multnomah's county government an object of suspicion to honest men. The statements of Hie expert whose report has furnished the. basis of these articles are founded upon the official records of the county. His re port is a Coldblooded presentation of facts and figures which, until im peached, must be assumed to be abso lutely correct. The Journal has pre ferred to' merely cull the attention of the public to these findings, leaving each reader to draw his own con clusions therefrom. ' It Is too plain to be denied that something has been seriously wrong in the conduct of the county's affairs. Unbusinesslike methods have marked the County clerk's office-, shortages have been dlsvoveicd amounting tu several thousand dollars, and in the collection of delinquent taxes there has been a reckless and astonishing waste of the assets of the county, resulting In a loss of hundreds of thousands of dollars. No business house could live for a year under such criminal misman agement ami it Is not strange that the County of .Multnomah has been plunged deeper and deeper into debt. Until now Its obligations exceed half a million dollars. v Bome one is responsible for this state of affairs. Who Is it .' It la the duty of the authorities to set In motion the machinery which shall bring forth the answer to this question. If there has been boodilng among the officials or employes of the eourityt aa Is most plainly intimated by tha expert's report, then let the guilty be brought to Justice. This is no time for suppressing or ignoring the truth. The people are entitled to know the, W hole truth,: and to exact a rigid ac- DECREASING BiRIH FATE. The decreasing birth rate among the educated classes both In this country and in Europe is the theme of fre quent comment and sometimes arouses the apprehensions of the political economists. President Roosevelt made It the text for some widely quoted re marks and has warned the people of the I'nlted States against the threat ened "race suicide." The avalanche of letters he has received from proud fathers and mothers, advising him of their efforts to stay the Impending ex tinction of mankind, may have led him to regret that he spoke. Various explanations of the dimin ishing birth rate have been advanced and It Is frequently attributed to the lessening demand for labor, the theory being that in former times children were in economic demand, the boys for work and the girls for domestic help and for wives, when they should be come grown. In this country, it Is argued, the great Immigration of cheap labor has changed the conditions and the need for large families no longer exists. The fallacy of this argument was well shown in a recent editorial In the Morning Herald of Albany, Oregon. We quote from It in part us follows: "If political history Is to be believed wages were lower the first quarter of the nineteenth century than in the last quarter of the same century. We are told that both skilled and raw labor was never better paid than in the years from 18N5 to 1,892. and reaching the highest limit in 182. We are also told that wages have now In the third year of the twentieth century leached the high scale of 18H2, and yet during all tills time the birth rate has been decreasing und decreasing faster among the wealthy peopie. inae u as a rule, with rare exceptions, the people best able to sup port a large family have the small ones. So the economic theory could hardly hold good. "There Is a theory which will hold, and that Is, the social one. The people of wealth and people of education have such heavy social demands that they do not cure to be burdened with the care of children. This Is especially true- of women. "Those who entertain the fear that the human race will retrograde as a consequence have failed to read cor rectly the progress of the human fam ily and especially the history of the American people. It Is not only in this century, nut the past centuries have shown the fact that the "brawn and mus cle of a nation come from the humble. Thut the men who make and break na tions have come from the poor and the farm, rather than from the rich and yiose reared in luxury and wealth. These conditions will continue and the sons of poor men will be leaders and prosper and other poor and humble men will rise up to take their places In turn." The ! x W W ctvaddell declare that In Mra.ll Ha- e lections arc- n furce. The ballots arc- har dly ex er counted, for the dim eminent nominates Its ticket, nnd tlori, after an election announces all its . atidld-it.-s elected "A year or ,n in.'.." he savs "an American who had f-cltle, I tn HahlM the second lsrgest eltv 111 lli-r.-ll .irn made I'M election cb-rk nnd w is tc.ld tc l.i Ina the return" from an Int. -m.r i.iwn ImIii llihbi Aft"- ..- .1,-ilioll had closed the clerk took the' rn-;rii.- an! hasten... I oiwiiv. guarding then with the grc'ite-t car... II" Put. ! ,! in.r.e hnnl f.,r he felt that the sus I p.-nse would be rrent nt Huh In until returns In- was earrvttur were rerrneo What wns his chagrin, therefore, to blind hi" Click-lire ever tn the chief elec tion . I. ik oi lv to see It thrown Into the xx ate biiski t Here what are you .iotiiif- I,.. sl,.,Mt.-.l 'Tbiowlns them "Wi ' wn tie nnnvcr 'wo don't need t!ntn now' 'Ii-.nt ii-el thorn'' stitm tnei.d th.- Vin.ii'im who hnd e.n hro'ufiil im to t. r-.r.l -i vlolntlon of the cleitlon l-.ws - tr eil'l" 'Til" gov ftnmi'lll I' C el.-. Ie. It- re -II nl'-efldv' t),, i- XVe don't need nnv mor,- vote-' Mere lie- In-motor on.-i,,.d tie- t'lokage and "how -d th.- stonl"he I American a "nmtltv of I, larks each of Thl.li signed, with ii "price to b" filled In with anv number necessary to elect the government candidates'' Finn. Is F I.einri says that probably the shortest "liee.-ll ever delivered In Congress wns made bv Hen Itutb-r of Massachusetts An Ohio member h' fallen nfoul of him one day nnd poured noon him n forr-nt of nbuse which j would have excited g-cnern! Indignation but for an unconscoiilv ridiculous gon ture with which the orator nccompanled nlmiiFt everv nltcrnate sentence: this tomncreii the disgust of his hearers with mirth. He- Sx-oiild raise his arms hist an hleh above bis bend as possible nnd then wrlnir bl hands ns If be were making a delirious attempt to wring them off Hutler sat through the speech with his eves half closed nfit moving n muscle Me rose when his nssnllmit fin ished and stood calmly 111 the nlsle After norhnps a minute of silence he begun: "Mr f!onkor'" Another Impres sive pause. and expectancy reached nearly the bursting point. Ruddenlr raising bis nnns. Ilutbr renroduced ex nctlv the awful gesture of the Ohio Con gressman. Then his arms fell to his sides nnd for another minute he stood silent. "That Is all. Mr Speaker. " he snld finnllv. nnd sat down: "I Just wanted to answer the gentlemnn from Ohio " When Lord Heaconsfleld xrns nt the height of his fame one of his most ardent supporters In the House of Com mons nski'd ns n signal fnvor that he might bring his son to Downing street nnd thnt "the greatest man of the sge" would gl-e the hoy some wise mnxlm or word of counsel which might In nfter years he th" treasure nnd guide of his life. T.ord Henconsflc-ld old nnd "oiitv. groaned, but consented. The proud papa duly produced young hopeful, whom the x-eteran statesman thus addressed: "My dear voting friend, whatever you do In after life, mind that you never ask who wrote the 'Letters of Junius.' or on which side of Whitehall Charles I was beheaded For If you do either of those things yon will be considered n bore, and that Is something too dreadful for you nt your tender nge to conceive." TO BATS WUII.BSS YSTBK. Message for -eVjrntour Between Kaasas City and OmaJis. Lee be Forest, inx.-ntor of the De For est wireless telegraph method, spent yes terday In Kansas C'tt as the guest of the Armour Packing C. uiipany, which is pre paring to Install the wireless system of transmitting lueaa.iK1 - 1,1 118 plunt in this city. Tha plan outlined by Mr. the Forest and approxol b the Armour in terests is a bold X' i. tine-, though bused on practical tests lo i nicugo and other cities. Tha system h is been given u thor ough test by the I n;' -d Htutes War De partment, which Is m -.n preparing to in stall It In many pi.- -. The depurtment has already conin-:--! Fort W'ailsworth on Staten Island; 1 i t Hancock, ut Handy Hook, Fort Mansile i.l In Connecticut, and Fort Wether! 1 1 to Khode Island. It Is also Installed on i teamers plying be tween Buffalo and I'l. x. land. Mr. De Forest will superintend the con struction Of the plant and the Installing of the Instruments n. the Armour pack ing houses here and n nmtihu. The teat made for the Arm ii I'.i- wing Company In I'hloHgo on March - - w is so successful that the compuny xxiil in-il u large sum of money in a tlioi" ii v.iei lint-nt. The distance from this ' M . ai d Dniahu is 200 miles, and when tic trumeiits are In stalled und message - 'l -ueei between the txvo cities It will tn greatest distune overland a message h - exer been trans mitted by this gyst.-i:i of wireless teleg- j raphy Forty rnlb - - tin- extent of tne J previous land tests I -t messages huve been transmitted a il.Muuce of 200 miles on water. DON'T STARVE -. M9 Lillian Russell said one time, when some one . usked her how ana preserved her beauty: "I eat. I simply stuff until I can't held any more." Tha sight of a half-starved animal la not a pleasing one to anybody. Who ever cared for a Scrawny kitten? A horse with his ribs showing: is not a handsome object. A thin baby is a source of anxiety. The bones don't show In Greek statues. Never was a famous beauty famished looking. Never a whole some man who had not enougii to eat. Good temper and good feeding are Siamese twins, writes fOdna K. Wooley In the Chicago Journal. Some folks would have us believe that the art of eating enough Is one of those material Joys to which the devil has an Inch-rope attached. I wouldn't give 2 cents for a man or woman who didn't enjoy a good dinner. To my mind, a thick porterhouse steak, broiled to a proper rareness, ought to raise anybody to one of the summits of , bliss. Material? Certainly. Rut the ' best grade of spirituality comes from the most normal of physical bodies j and a healthy body has a healthy uppe- tlte. The world's greatest artists have en Joyed generous allowances of Wiener wurst and beer. Starvation may have produced at times a hectic aoulfulness. but bus It ever established a permanent If the system betw. . n Kansas City and ; good? A starved person la a degraded your eating. It's not aesthetic to keep th fire low In th furnace, no matter what the weather. Be shabby, make your own clothes, cut your expensive friends. Don't be ashamed of the parlor furni ture, walk and save street car fare If you must ; but don't starve the body God has given you. for the sake of others (if not yourself;, who may be affect ed by your wholesomuneaa, your temper, your strength, your personality. Kut well and be well. ' SHOPPING IN HAVANA WRATH OF INDIAN GOD (By Paul De Luney.) ! It would be u most unwise and un fortunate thing If the worklngmen of Portland should allow their dissatis faction xvlth existing conditions of em ployment to lead them Into any move ment against the Lewis and Clark Fair. The homely old saw, "Don't bite off your nose to spite your face," is very much In point In this instance. When the County Auditor declined to accede to The Journal's request for a detailed statement of the county's riiiunees, he doubtless "had his reasons." AMERICAN COKTRACTOB ABBOAD. What James O. Stewart's Quick Work Brought To Sim. Mr. jHmes C. Stewart, the American contractor, who went to Europe n little oyer a year ago to build the Westing house Works nt Manchester, nnd who completed them In one-fifth of the time that F.iicllsh contractors offered to do It. hns been offered, since this work was done, contracts amounting to near ly J40.non.fift. among them being the Midland Railroad hotels, the extension of the Savoy Hotel (the contract for which lie hns accepted) and also a large Coliseum that Is to cost over $2,000,000. Persons lust returning from London state that the city of London will be entlrelx- rebuilt In the next 20 years. These snme persons further stnte that several prominent hanking houses In London have offered Mr. Stewart nil the mone- he will require for a large construction comnany to undertake all new buildings offered, and it is under stood that he; will accept one of the prop ositions offered him to organize a S 2 . -(MMI. iMIO company 2.000.000 preferred stock and f3.noii.oiin common stock. Mr. Stewart is to get $50,000 for superintend ing the work on the extension of the Savoy Motel and It Is understood that he has mad" oxer $400,000 In Just this kind of work in the past 15 montlis. taking no. risks himself whatsoever. James C 3tewit.ll was the hi'ad of the James Stewart Construction (nmpnny of St. lands, find they have handled n great many deals in tills country, one of them being tire Imildlng of the Singer Sewing Machine Works at South Bend. Ind. New York Commercial. oniiibn proves su.----iui It will be in stalled at Fort W"ii!i Fort Smith, St. Louis and finally ti in Ht Louis and Kansas City to Chicago direct. The Armour Pin king Compuny now pays more than $ln" i"i" a year for leased wires between Its pa. King houses, and by an Investment of this amount of money It hopes to Install a system of Its own, which cun be operated at very small ex pense. As Mr. la Forest expresses It. there will be Ho win s rights of way, poles and other equipment to keep in re pair. In installing the system here two of the large smoke stacks at the Armour plant will be used. They are- inch 176 feet high and a tripod will I-. e-i ci ted on top of each stack 60 feet high making a total height of 225 feet A large insulated wire will then be extended from top to top of these tripods. A ;'e horse power trans former will be placed on top of one of the houses of the plant Then 20 wires 176 feet long will b. attached to the horl zontal Insulated win- and extended down to the building Inclosing the transformer so as to connect with it Thus a wire screen will be made The 2o-horse power transformer, Increasing the potential from 110 to 2.600 volts will be connected with these 20 wlr-s which form the screen. The Armour Packing Compuny I will furnish the electrical power. The Instruments, which an- something slmllnr to telegraph lnstrurm -nts. will be placed In the room with the transformer. In Omaha the same thing will be con structed, and two time rs 2oo feet high will have to be erected there for the purpose. Kansas City Times. BIO rABDXT ORCHESTRA. It Has AIT ELABORATE REASOHER. "You are buse enough to confess that you love her for her wealth I" "My dear sir." answered Count Fus c.nls. "that is not baseness; that shows my democratic breadth of ideas com bined with consistent respect for tra dition." ' j "You should love her for herself." i "My dear sir. beauty, Intellect and j refinement ure mere accidents of birth, j but money Is an evidence of ancestral and possibly hereditary foresight and force of character." Washington Star. THE TWO VIEWS. I deumed an angel culm; and led Me tn u splendid room, hikJ there Two paintings hung "high" o'er my head; She bade me study them with cure. One was the portrait of a man whose mien was splendid; tilled with uwe. I gazed awhile. -then turned to scan The picture opposite, and saw Thlc likeness of u poor, weak one A foolish egotist, low-browed. Such as the millions who go on. Day after day. down In the crowd. The '"angel, speaking kindly, then Suid: "Hotli ure portraits fair and true; The one yeiu try to seem to men. The otiier's as the world sees you " --S. E. Ktser, in Chicago Record-Herald. MISBOR FOR MOTORMAN. If an analysis of the causes of street railway accidents were made It would be found that a large proportion of them are due to the fac t that the motor man has to obex- his bell signals with out knowing whether the steps ure clear. Hy means of a mirror attach ment which has recently been designed It is possible for the mntormun to see distinctly, at least during th1' daytime, ill that transpires on one side of the cur. This has the advantage at least of soiling the liability of accidents caused hy passengers being thrown when jotting on or off cars. As a mat ter of fact, the mntormun Is able to see without effort beyond the rear of the car, s() that If the conductor dons not look back danger from this direction is safe-guarded. The mirror, as shown, extepds bujt a few Inches beyond the side of the car, and. as It Is swung on a pivot If struck by a passing wagon or roadside obstruction, no damage Is done. The frame Is made of bronze, and both the back and front edges are cushioned with b cork composition to avoid the possibility of glass being broken or the flying pieces entering the car. Philadelphia Record. Twelve Members and All Are Skillful Musicians. The pretty little town of Huntington, in Putnum County. 2o miles south of Palat ka. has within its borders an Interesting fumily of 12, all music Iuiib. They are or ganized under the name of "Farland's Orchestra." The name was selected be cause the family came to Florida from Munltoba that far-land which has re cently attracted smii world-wide atten tion because of the great Influx of new settlers there, on account of the cheap ness of fertile farm lands. Hut, on ac count of the cold, nfter several years' stay, this fumily moved to Florida, the land of perpetual spring. The father of this Interesting family. Dr. WHlker. Is a born musician. During the long winter evenings In Manitoba, with the mercury showing from 50 to 60 degrees below ze-ro the prlrle banked with snow, so that cullers seldom came. Dr. Walker taugat the children music, and thus was laid the foundation of the Farlund'a Orchestra, whose exquisite mu sic now often delights the good people of Huntington. The Farland's Orchestra lines up as follows: , Dr Walker, clarinet. Mrs. Walker, orchestral organ. Miss May Walker, first violin. Miss Edith Walker, second violin. Miss Taylor Mrs. Walker's (slster, first 'cello. Miss Prairie- Violet Walker, second 'cello. Miss Llllle Walker, viola. Miss liuliv Walker, oboe. Miss Minnie W alker, cymbals and bells. W. Kyi" Walk.-r. flute. Ernest Walker sarrusophone. Kddle Walk, r- drum. The membe-rs of-thls orchestra, having spent so many years on the Munltoba plains, are naturally athletes. The young ladies can rid. w ild ponies without either saddle or bridle, and they can play base ball like professionals. Jacksonville Times-l'nlon. tsr r son. Look about you and see- If it is not so. A clear conscience, a cheerful mind, a comfortable stomach what more could you wish for? In my very youthful days, a facetious uncle once asked me that ancient ques tion: "Do you eat to live or do you live to eat?" My best recollection is that, after pon dering thoughtfully a moment, the nn swer was that "I lived to eat ' Now, while that sentiment may huve been mod ified Since in some respects, let me con fess that there Is still a considerable pleusure to be found In satisfying "the Inner man" at regular Intervals. It Is next to Impossible to work well without furnishing mind and body with the proper fuel. It Is next to Impossible to find a proper rest tn the day's grind without the uld of good food. It is next tu Impossible to wear a pleasant face, to carry a light heart. If the prime neces sity of feeding is not painstakingly at tended to. j A great many people seem to think ! thut eating Is the leust necessary of all i human functions. When expenses must j be cut down, the first economy is exer- j clsed on nature's coal bin Quantity Is : made less, and the quality purchased Is poorer. Many a girl will save her "lunch mon- ttr'' .mi n-llh.lnt ttor mto.Olmo kukhujIIv In order to buy a new piece of neck wear. Many a mun economizes on his meals In order to have more money for cigars. Every day you may see ptneh-faced women In the finest of toggery. You'll find their children to be skinny little beg gars, too if they have any and their husbands patrons of downtown restaur ants because. Indeed, the lady A Washington woman who has been wintering In Cuba, in speaking of that occupation dear tothe feminine heart, shopping, declares that she never really enjoyed It until she went to Havana. "Shopping has always been my bete nolr." she suid to a friend the other day. "The hurry and bustle of u big city shop, completely exhausts -me, and I always feel a humiliating svnwe of my insignificance us one umolig a crowd of hundreds of determined women who are elbowing and pushing me out of the xvay. Now. In Havana it is quite another tiling Imagine yourself in a huge ba zaar, the sky overhead, except In the beat of the day, when itxvniiigs ure fre quently stretched serosa rrom one store i peculiar to the Indian's Idea of religion, to the store opposite, the narrow streets When the Indian committed an act that With their gay little shops stretching In ' his conscience told him was wrong. Ills every nireciion. I ne snops , inemse iv The coyote was the Indian's god In an cient times. According to the legends of that race he wrought more destruction as a god than he has us a pest to the white race.. Whenever the Indian sinned this omnipresent god meted out such punishment as the case required accord ing to the nature of the crime and th whim of the goifc ' ' He appeared and disappeared in those days as suddenly as he does In these duys. Nowadays, when the coyote ap pears, it Is to attack a band of sheep and strew the plains with their car casses, that he may return and feast at his will. Whim he appearod in those days It was as the Inaiau s god, and It was either to spy them out in their sins or mete out such punishment to them as the case required. Now he hides In the rocks and sage brush udjucent to a band of sheep, and Is only seen by the herder in the distance as he snciikH from boulder to boulder, or from bush to bush. Then he appeared to tne Indian for a moment, as If he had risen from the ground, and then disappeared us suddenly as If the earth bad swallowed hlm up. The Indian was ever on the lookout for him, and h nppi-ntanev was a signal for a worst are for the most part one-story Hffuirs. the slxe of an average room, and lighted only by a door and window reaching to yes were continually turned in every direction on the lookout for the terrible coyote god. ieur xx isKiani. above I lie Dulles, on the top. These are always open during I the Columbia River. Is a high rock pillar overlooking that majestic stream. It Is shaped like an Indian woman, except thut Its fact1 is ugly and distorted. It j looks like an old hag or witch. It Is i claimed tii.it few Incllun women ever j gazed on this reick in olden times, und I thut today when they pass It, they turn the daytime and early evening; at night heavy doors nnd Iron shutters bar ibem. Tile clerks have plenty of time to be attentive, for there Is never Ai rush of customers; In fact, more often thrVu not a shopper has the place all to herself. Nothing Is very cheap, to be sure. In rail, l puiu 20 cents one nay tor a pair their faces the other wo if forced to of shoe laces, but then I had the politest , turn th. Ir faces toward the witch's hem' " "eii"i ,...r... ... ...... n is Bulu many ol them wouhyclose their iouiiuiiik Blloipein, Uliu wan in cue quaintest little shop bearing the ro mantic name of La Fc the fairy "Nearly all the shops and cafes bear poetical names In large lettering over their fronts. Just think how delightful Instead of going to Smith. Jones & Hrown for your shoes, to buy them at Las Nlmfas the nymphs. Then gnu go to Lu Relne de lus Floros ore La Gran Senoru for dry goods; to El Angel or La Perla to buy your flour and potatoes. At La Ksperanze (hope), or I -a Luna (the moon), you may find bacon und slmilur products." BUSIOUOIS A SPHIITX. Naturalist Who Accompanies Roosevelt West Noted for Taciturnity. John Burroughs, the poet-naturalist, who is accompanying the President on his Western trip, holds the American championship for tuclturnlty. He never talks merely to be saying something or to be ugreeuble. When the conversa tional muse Is with him, he is the best company Imaginable, but when his In splratlon bus taken its flight there Is uhout ns much company In John Bur roughs as there Is In h deaf nnd dumb person. He puys no more attention to remarks addressed to hlm than If he did not hear them. Those who know of the remarkuble development of this trait In the President's traveling compunion would I feur that Mr. Roosevelt, who Is prone ONXiY A NAMESAKE. The statement made In the papers that Herr Kubelik's fiance. Marianne Csaky Szell, is the niece of the Hungarian Prime Minister, is a mistake. The young lady is merely the namesake of Minister Szell's niece, who, when only 17 years old, married a Hungarian hussar officer. But the marriage was dissolved soon afterward. The two ladles live in the same town. THE BI&OEBT LITTLE FELLOW. Irate Visitor I call this a downright fraud. You advertise on your bills. "The Most Remarkable Dwarf In the World," and he turns out to be 5 feet S inches high. Bland Showman Exactly ' so, sir, Thawte Just what's so remarkable about him. He's the tallest dwarf on record. Tit-Bits; JOHN G. CARLISLE'S HOME. Men and woni'-n who have had celeb rity may live in New York without their presence becoming known generally. For Instani i . m one of the oldest houses In Washington Square lives John G. Carlisle. Se-i-etaiy of the Treasury un der Cleveland Me, Mrs. Carlisle and their son live ogletly and go Into so ciety only on rare occasions. The Car lisles formerly lived In 5 Waverley Place. Mrs Carlisle being devoted to the old district In their Waverley Place house their son Logan died, and the fam ily decided io move. They bought the house nt l Washington Square and hax'e lived then- in: five years. But the house has m a been remodeled. It Is .more like i fin, mansion of the sixties than a mole-a ,ouHe. In the vestibule arc painted the stiff birds and flowers that were- In vogue two decades ago. In spots tin- paint is blistered and chipped. An nntlquntee! he, pull announces the visitor, and he crosses a threshold that sags from ag,.. The drawing room pre nerves the old-fashioned atmosphere perfectly. Tin windows have light cur tains, hung with lambrequins of blue satin, with a border of hand-painted fruit's. Tie curtains In the doorways are brown silk, with edgings of lace, and th" brie a l ine consists of pairs of vases, pictures framed after the fash ion of 1m;ii, and so on. With the possi ble exception of silver vases and cut glass bowls tic interior Is distinctly antique. Mrs. Carlisle is charming, with the gentle manner characteristic of the well bred Kent in ky woman. She is extreme ly tall, but not awkward, and &n soon as one speaks to her one can See why she ruled Washington 10 years ago. Al though not pn-tty or stylish, according to latter day standards. In her retire ment she Is as Interesting and brilliant as when the wife of a public man. New York Press. BAIN BARREL ACOUSTICS. An eight-pound boy made his appear ance at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Frank Harrison last night. Frank was seen this morning with hit head down in a rain barrel hollowing papa. Just to see how It would sound, Webb City (Mo.) Register, - -v. save on the larder In order to make an outshide show. In no country but America will you And ao little attention paid to whole some food as one of the first necessities. In Germany, England, France. It Is al most a religion to eat well. But In this country we care more for a dab of clilc k en salad served In a handsome china bowl ori a priceless damask napkin, and an extravagantly expensive tablecloth, than for a generous slice of nerve steadying roust beef and accompanying potutoes. It'B ull "show." I generally like to "fill up" nt home beforehand (or surely do so later) when occasion sets me down to a dinner In an American family. Beautifully served, of course. Everything spsck and span. Hostess generally chatty and pleasant. Host a trifle tired, but amlnble. But the bread is In transparent wufers. The meat Is cut so slenderly that a slice Is but a delicate mouthful, l'otatoes are really an ornamentation In the ensemble and about ns useful us far as their original purpose goes. Salads, fruits, cakes, Ices everything making the best of appearances but never "enough." One is fed on nn excess of style and a depressing scarceness of food. The same situation holds swny in our restaurants. Go Into any typical Ameri can restaurant. You get style at a stiff price, but you don't get enough to eat, No wonder the American is thin, nerv ous and dyspeptic. No wonder he Is al lowing other races to usurp his place In this country. It Is a marvel that he has survived In as good form as he Is today. A girl told me the other day she would have been a very pretty girl but for the wanness of her face and the an gles of her form that she had Just bought a handsome suit of "albatross" cloth "for nice." Now, any woman and some men know the cost of "albatross" cloth. "How could you afford it?" I asked, knowing her salary to be small and that she was entirely dependent upon It. "Oh, I've gone without breakfast for a long time, and I never eut any lunch, and I've been walking to and from the office." N8W, what do you think of that? Is the suit of "albatross" cloth worth It? She'll not look half as sweet In that ele gant gown as she might have appeured In a less dearly purchased one. Is any kind of gown preferable to rounded cheeks, a happy eye. full soft Hps may be a dimple or so and heaven-given curves? And don't say this Is but an exception al case. It may be extreme, but In stances near to it are everywhere. Some people think they're too busy to eat. Business, curd parties, dressing for "functions." prepurlng papers for the club, attending amusements, entertain ing and being entertained it beats all how unnaturally folks arrange their lives. Hustle through the breakfast got to make the office by 8 o'clock, sure. Hustle through the lunch got to get back to work. Late for dinner. Hustle through the dinner got to go to the theatre. Then doctor for dyspepsia, kick on the doctor's bills, and-wonder why you are such an unfortunate human being. If Americans would spend the money which they give to the doctor in provid ing a sufficiency of good, plain food, and giving due time to placing that food where it would do the most good, there would be one of the greatest social revo lutions here that the world has seen. Then there are the faddists the one meal advocates, the no-breakfast en couragers, the vegetarian cranks, and so on. A Judicious fasting at times is good for both body and soul, and "over feeding Is as much of a crime as drunk enness, But let not the aesthetic go to the opposite extreme and continually starve both body and soul. Economize If you must. But don't economize in to Judge men by their conversational powers, will experience some lonesome times after he und Burroughs shut themselves out from civilization In the Yellowstone Park. Out of the President's Intimates, who also knows Burroughs well, says there Is a wide difference In the way these two notables commune with nature. The President Is the same In the mountain fastness as he is in ,ne White House. He likes to give x'olce und u loud voice at that to ills delight and admiration. Burroughs spends his life In silent en joyment, and it is suid thut he greatly dislikes any effort to change his mode. As an Instance of his remarkable ability to keep his mouth shut, it Is related that an aggressive magazine editor went to visit Burroughs at his hermit retreat In the Adlrondacks a few months ago. He was xvell acquainted with the naturalist, having hnd a num ber of business transactions with hlm. Burroughs met the literary man ut the door of his hut and offered him u warm welcome. Then he took him on a 10 mtle tramp up and down the hills. When they returned to the cottage he shook hands wurmly with the Visitor as ho said goodbye and declared that he was the most entertaining guest he had had for a long time. Not a word had been spoken during the 10-mlle walk, and the visit was an absolute failure from the; editor's point of view, but ho did not possess the ability to break through the cloak of silence with which Bur roughs had enveloped himself. Burroughs lived In Washington 40 years ago He was then nn army nurse. At that time Walt Whitman was em ployed in the Treasury Department, und these two made the acquaintance of a streetcar conductor, whose first name was "Mike." The three roomed together In a very humble place, where the rent matched the endurance of their pockef books. "Mike," Judged by the world's standard, was the best off, for each month he received $101) In the depre ciated paper money of the time for his services to the tramway company. He still occupies this enviable position, for he Is now the head baggage-master at one of the important stations on ' the Pennsylvania Rallroao, According to the gossip 1 which fol lowed the announcement that Burroughs was to accompany the President West, at the end of one month the streetcar conductor Intrusted his month's puy to his. two friends to keep for him. They kept It for a few days and then spent it In a way of which they were not par ticularly proud. As they went on they became fearful that "Mike" would ask them for his money, and ns they could not give an accounting, they" began to shun him. This became so noticeable that he held' them up one night and demanded to know xvhat was the mat ter. They tried hard to dodge, but "Mike" was obdurate, and finally Whit man made a clean breast of the entire matter. He said that they did not have the $100. and that they did not know how they were ever going to get thut much money together. "Mike" laughed, and told them that If he had wanted the money or ever expected to get It back he never would have given it to them. It was a little later that Burroughs' outdoor life began. He secured a little patch of land near the Capitol, where the trio made a retreat, and this finally became so attractive to Burroughs that he gave up his Government position. There he tended to the cow, raised veg etables, watched the trees grow and studied the bugs and birds which were always welcome to his patch. Human beings were not lrtvited there. They annoyed the things Burroughs loved best. His only human acquaintances were Whitman and "Mike." It is quite likely that he would not have tolerated them after he became engrossed In his nature studies had they been talkative, but Whitman could sit still and look at the garden for hours at a time, while the car conductor could always remem ber not to rub he naturalist the wrong way and keep trtbjnt as his companion. When Washington grew out to the re treat Burroughs gave up hla place. He is not happy in the noise and bustle of civilization. He ifvya he must have quiet. Chicago News. eyes Once there was a beautiful Indian muldcn. She was the daughter of a renowned chief. She xvas the pride of ull the tribe. Tlv warriors worshipped nt her feet There was nothing that they1 would not do to gain her favor. At her command they went forth upon the hunt ers trail and the war path with an un daunted spirit. No undertaking was too dangerous and no ieed too daring when she had told one to "Go"' If she asked for the scalp of the most noted enemy of her tribe It was brought to her. A dozen chief and a hundred warriors hud placed their lives In her hand. When she desired an act per formed It was performed, even though It cost a dozen of these. The chlclat were equally her slaves. Her beauty was so great that even chiefs of the neighboring tribes had come to worship her. The women envied iier be cause of he r beauty and power. When she spoke nil ears were open to her voice'; when she appeared all eyes wera turned upon her. Finally a war arose between the people of her tribe and those of a great tribe to tin- fur-away South. For many duys they fought and neither could win. At times It looked us though the tribe of the "Beautiful Woman" would lose. She could stand It no longer. Guided by couriers, she went In view of the battle ground. She sent for her warriors and her chiefs. They told her of the mlgthjr chief In cummund of the enemy. "Go get his heud!" she commanded, "und the first to present it to me shall have my hand!" It wits like throwing a firebrand Into a dry meudow. It was the thing for which every chief und warrior hud long ed. They rushed uway like mad men! Who should be the lucky one? They were even Jealous of euch other. Like sleuth hounds, like mud men, like SO many demons, they rushed forth to wia the- pllze! Seated upon a high eminence on tha rlmrocks she watched the contest. Her warriors were met half way on the level plain below. The enemy was led by a stalwart chief, who towered above all on either side. The clash came! Tha maiden men, urged on by the prize sbo had offered, dushed Into tile very ranks of the enemy. The stulwart chief wus their main object of attack. But ha seemed to bear a charmed life. His men flocked to his rescue und such u buttle) had neve r ensued before. Hand to hand I they struggled! War songs, war cries, I death yells und death shrieks mingled i together aa did the flowing blood! Above all, and unscathed, stood the stulwurt! Men fell before him like chaff. Ills own men hud fullen as well us those of the enemy, but this greut chieftain, fresh und tierce us when the buttle llrst beguv, cut his way through men with ua ease that charmed the disappointed wo mun. Soon her people began to give back. Then a panic xvas imminent. The enemy hud only to full upon them and slaughter them. At this point the victorious chief called off his men. "Go!" he said to the routed warriors, "your lives are spared. It is to her," he continued, pointing to the beauty high up In the cliffs, "to whom you owe your lives, and not to my gen erosity! Tell her that I will call in time) and demand my reward!" The defeated warriors and their falP sponsor returned to their home on the) great river much dejected she mors than her companions, for she had lost many friends; and, above all, had had her pride humbled. The beauty of the. "land of legends" had lost njfl and waa now at the mercy of the stufwart chief, who had spared the people of her tribe. "I will call in time und demand m reward!" she would repeat with sorrow ful heart. - In those days the conquering chief? could demand so much property or so many captives as slaves. Or he could take the choice maiden of the tribe aa his wlfo or to dishonor her! "What rewurd will he-claim?" often asked the dejected beauty of herself. The day came! It was late in th afternoon. A messenger entered the vtl lage and informed the beauty that tha stalwart chief would have her meet hlm at sunset on the banks of the great river. - "It is either to leave us as his wife) or remain dishonored," aaid her aged father. "Go as his wife, or die!" ha continued. . "We could bear your ab sence as his wife, but not your presence) us his mistress," sobbed the old man, aa she bade him farewell. Slowly she wended her way out of tha village. The sun was already setting. The people of the village ipoked long ingly after her until she passed beyond the cliff. All night long they waited and wondered. T But next morning told tha story! The conquering chief had been unyielding. He had demanded only ona thing as his reward. The coyote had caught them in the act. The beautiful maiden was doomed. The Indian god had transformed her into a pillar ot rock. It was the fate of the adulteress! Since that time, no Indian woman, guilty of the crime, has looked upon tha rock pillar. The great eyes of tha witch's head gaze down upon those guilty of the same crime and follow them wherever they go. They convey the wrath of the Indian', gosK 4 T- 1 Homer's Home Bon. Homer Lilly, the young and ornament al clerk at the Hotel Wilbur, visited hla home in Coldwater Thursday. Jones viUe (Mien.) Independent- C - ...