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About The Oregon daily journal. (Portland, Or.) 1902-1972 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 28, 1902)
- XrSfXASXXD. j mn . ifrr,v Dubbe "What If tny wMblng hain't com hornet I ua wear my frock coat buttoned orr mr flaps! ahlrt." 19 - OSSAT DIICOVEBT OT TBSASTJE, Unci Bellamy "I am ure that there are Interest tag u4 valuable historical relics here and I'm going to hare 'ami "Hal A mysterious brick wail, and I've been extend log mr tunnel only three day! "Thle Interior la doubtleea part of aome anclemt for gotten palace of tha early eon outre rat And, on, sayl -What port I" ' Mr. Bellamy "Are yew creiy, yea eld toper? If not, way art jron makta audi nn C your own cellar:" HIS IAFB HOXE-COMINQ. Her Father (fond of parlor magic) now I'll ahow the rabbit right to Mr. DubtVs Inside pock Hullol" EOLTXUDB. He "Sometlmee t like to be alone with my thoughts." Sbe "MrV, You must be lonesome on those eccaslocs!" Era TJ CEMENT. Life Insurance Agent "Why, just look at this list. I've Insured twentyr lour men In the last alt months and seventeen of them are eerlously 111 at the present moment I" ANYTHING TO OBLIGE. Mrs. Levepet "Will you kindly pick vp my boy, airr ' Prof. Bverdream "With pleasure, madam 1" LAST BESOBT. Mrs. Cackle "You're getting to talk In your sleep." Mr. Cackle "Have to: It's the only cbanoe I get" BXSTBAXNT. lira. Lodgesmlth "There eomee that latexleated desperado. Just Ut roe get hold of him I Ton will stay ont till all aorta of hours, will youT Tottering dipsomania! - "I'll pound the Immorality out of you I I'll teach you to make a tank of yourself I" BBOADXNINQ OUT. Ifew that lorn ef oar eoaatry elnbs are establishing friendly relatione with the Bielkb?lag; farmer th chase of the aalseed baa will certainly heeoasa store napalar. HB DIDN'T LAST IX) NO. 'nil. Visitor "And what brought toll poor man to suck passT" Attendant "Ah, sir, he la the mas who got up namo for all the pew health foods, poor chap." POINT OF VIEW. COAX. TBTJST ionobed. T W Frowsy Fink "Oee! Youse does look warm 'an' eoiy under da horse blanket wlf dat bawg, Shifty." Shifty Shaw "You bet youse I Dl mult be dat animal warmth' youse have beard of!" LABOE CONTBACT. Lodgesmlth "Rather violent eierelse for a woman of your age. eh, mr dearr" QBIAT SCHEME, Mouee "There's the cat! Quaes I'll put that skin over my shouldara and pretend I'm a bear!" ADJtlBATION. Polly "There'e real good meaner for you! It can talk all day without stopping!" OUT OF THE OUBSTIOir. , irfS i Duet "Who la the 'world would want to use that atuff r BUtAN THICK. 0 s.V. Porky Pine "Seems U me that jflPer Armadillo has good Job as g bowline ball. Wonder what they pay him a garnet Leo "What's " Jocko "The professor la taking a plaster east ef Misa Hlppo'a face." " ' " " " - ' BULINO PASSION. Tbumpspleler "Take der droom home, Petey. I get ma aome rest by der park alretty," Mlea Millie Nur "I must have a test, Ttlli huhdla Is so enormous." Tbumpspleler "Hal Wot's dot In der distance . moo. eleT Vera am IT Vere'es der droomT Lemma aaa, Von, dwo, dree 1 believe I II try H. AH f" bare t9 la la to roll up when they waat yea to a walk baek afterward. Hera to." "Boom, boom! CMmmlny, I moan play more toudar o sooal NA TOOL FOB X.UCX." Dubber That guide told me not to keep my gun cocked- But the old champ's Jealous, that' what! I'U fool BPOBT. Tett There, I thought 10I "Isn't that pretty good for on ahott" TBUTH OF THB KATTEB. Mr. Ptekere-'TUhln, any good to day, brother" Mr. Ba "I should aay aol I'm catching minnows as fast as I can take 'em off the hook I" XT WAS LEAD. Beaten "See tola bum dollar! I Just tried to ring It In on that cashier but ( couldn't do It." Uppe "Why notT" Beaten "It wouldn't ring." Before and after taking. NO SUFFEBXNG) AS YET. Maude 'Th high price of the neoes aartes of life I awful, Un't Itr Mabel "Why. I hadn't noUced that agrainala had gone np." Igbert "Is your dog a ratterf Bdmund "Naw. He's a catter." Mrs. Touagwed "And what are these T" Dealer "Salt mackerel, mum!" Mrs. T.-"Ar tbey quite fresh T" KASTBBFIECB. She "I there muck la DaubW land- aoap borer He MuenT wny, gaere-a a much that I can't maka head or Utl of it" ABT CBITIO'S NOTB. "Does not wok with aufflcleit fraa-dom." EXPERIENCED. ... t.-'--i- r- v-v f,t- i t- ...