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The; Oregon Daily Journal " -.iOlifKNAI. PUBLISHING COMPANY Prorietora Addross THE OREGON DAILY JOURNAJL, 289 -Yamiill Street, Between -Ml y Fourth and Fifth, PortlndOrgon. " 1 """" 1 " . ' INDEPENDENT DEMOCRATIC PAPER OP OREGON. i " ' Entered -at the postofflce of Portland, Oregon, for transmission through the malls as eeoend-cl&se matter. - - Postage tor stogie coples-For an 1 19 or 12-page paper, 1 cent: W to a page, t oemsj over St pages. ( cents. ft ; Anonymous communications will not t'V will nut be returned. Telephones -. .. Business Office: Oregon Main M0 Columbia, 705. ? Editorial Room-Oregon Main, 5u& City Editor Oregon Main, 250. Terms, -THE JURNXL. one year ., THE JOURNAL, sit- month '-'.THE JQL'RN'AL. three monthi THE JOI KNAU by the week i THE JOURNAL, by mail per year - THIS JOUKNAJ bv mall 8 months '" THE JOtBN AU by iua.ll, I months Th Eastern representative of 91 Times Building. New York, and ' - Whan you leave the city or change ; fall to call at the business office and Journal. So MR. .MITCHELL'S 11 s INNING : . K0W. gravitate to their places around the sun, of his brilliancy and power. The latter remark may be susceptible of qualification, for the reason that the unbone Sen ator seems not willing to define bis position regarding certain prominent candi dates tor high office, elective and appointive, and, pending the Senator's break ing of the silence, none of the satellites may know exactly Where they will be after the Senator's solar system has been nicely adjusted. v It IS highly amusing to observe the anxiety on the faces of those Who fain would rids into luoratlve office upon, the Senator's sayso, and memory Is ' tlrred of times when many who now hang upon his veriest word scorned him . as a political castaway. But, that which amuses one man hot always amuses the other fellow. It , depends upon the point of view, For Instance, suppose there be. a man of promi nence who erstwhile has excoriated the now omnipotent Senator, castigating him in language that would do honor to the verbal punisher of his Satanic Ma jesty! and flaying Jilm alive with the vitriolic objurgation that IS the product - only of those1 who perfectly command the English tongue. To such there be lit tle of amusement In the now greatfteas of the man who once was presumably Mil est ' ; It is humiliating In the extreme for such a man to bow to the superior wilt Of on Who onoe Iiwas prone to 'regard the case as almost hopeless, but who, with Indomitable Will, Went lo work to woo the Goddess-,, of Political Fortune and who weoed and won her. - But these 'are (he exegencles of politics. He who enters the field, to cult?- v rate which' brtngS office and preferment must expect to accept the conditions as he finds them, not always being able to compel circumstances. Circumstances Are -sometimes troublous,. .and so it is for all who one time .opposed Senator MltchelJ, and. whoiiowJiopa lo rise upon the Senator's oonsent ' The people in particular are low, Journalism, of setting editorials in -j J MISSION v. OF THE ; JOURNAL neer Itself Trtlt sometlmemove from its hooves enough "to toshouTwitn' wide-' measure" editorials, or some other radical means of demonstrating that changes sre sometimes pleasing to the eye that runs down the pages of a newspaper they are accustomed to read. Let the good work proceed. It is In support of the contention of the negro preacher' that 'the world do movs. ; ; .,' J . ' " . ' ... 2 I 1?f,'u,t op Dmocrt" t0 "ad the frantic editorials, iti Republican newspa per arguing "that" there -ji no significance in the rows over tariff revision, In the Republican .party W Iowa and Minnesota. "protest too much." FROM OTHER VIEWPOINTS. r THEE REAL NEEDS OF IOWA. What Iowans particularly want is a " larger . market for cera and hogs and cattle. What they do not want la to be ., cheated out of all the benefits of their . labor by protected pets who claim the , right to charge them more than they charge. South Africans, Siberians, South. Americana and others who compete di rectly? with them. There ought not be any longer any doubt what an , Iowa declaration for reciprocity, Roosevelt ,wad reform means. It means Iowa for ..Iowans, the best for all, a fair deal; It means.' incidentally, that Iowa Con gressmen should worry about Iowa and not Pennsylvania, where high-priced seal comes from. Sioux City Tribune. THE TRUE POLICY OF NEGROE8. ' Let it once be' fully engrafted upon . the racial polity of the negroes that a , "Black criminal is the double enemy of , his kind an enemy to its struggling ef fort to command respect and confl- . , lence and 'an enemy to Its morale and ' ssuch will have been accomplished for food. When tbe negro criminal finds ' simself as friendless with both races ' is the white criminal now finds him islf, crime will lose Its last refuge from v, the law and the negro race will soon i mi' (merge from -the shadow of suspicion that it makes a religion of sympathy ,v. With Its own criminals Atlanta Consti tutlon. THE MACHINE VIEW. . . -Governor La Follette seems to play the country against the city. He wants to "sock it" to the railroads and other " torporations. He vetoes a dog tax law eecause "upon . the farm the watcb .: log and shepherd are as much a neces - Uty as v ths other domestic animals, ; s-hlcta they protect and guard." where as la the of ly they are a luxury and tan .be ' dispensed with. He vetoes a silt allowing railway companies to ap point policemen. A sop to the corpo- latloa batters. Ho makes an easy popu larity with the virtuous by prevent ing On Patter and one Root from saving a prise fight In the World-loved town of Osbkosh. New York Sun. CHANGE OP WORK NECESSARY. ' Perhaps the cure of what has been lalled Americenltis the nervous ex kaustloa : arising from i overwork and tverhasts U to be found ttot In recre ttlon, but 'in change of work and dtanre of methods. Every- Worker laould have some hobby or light, am noticed. Rejected communications by Carrier. .$5.00 . Z.fiO . 1.30 . -ltt .14 00 ...?00 . 1.00 this paper Is Albert E. Hasbrook, Hartford Building, Chicago. your address even for one week, don'ti leave your order for The Oregon Dally pa The Journal commented the other day on the home coming of United State Senator John II. Mitchell, and the evident strength of the man in the politics of Ore gon, . What was said then is' more apparently true now that Senator Mitchell has been here for a few days, and lesser lights In the political firmament have had time to of Portland in general and advertisers cited to observe certain alterations in stereotyped style of contemporaries that might never have occurred had not this paper come into this field. The morning pioneer and its evening edition appear to be branching out, the latter going to the length of yel wide measure. There Is hope that the pio If they exercise not care they will ployment to serve as a relief from- .na dally routine. If our work could be i varied so as to give employment to all th ranlllMMi n,rhan, wa ,hnitM nrt need any very elaborate apparatus for! play. Washington Times. I A DEBATABLE SUGGESTION. Should not all Judges be elected by the people, for limited terms, that the people may hold them responsible for their Interpretations of the laws and for their exercise of the absolute power Which the writ, of injunction gives, them? Chicago American. DUTY OF DEMOCRACY. The duty of the Democratic party seems clear enoughi Its policy has been marked out for It by the logic of the situation. "Tariff revision" should he the Democratic war cry until tariff re form Is achieved, whether that be soon or late. Nashville American. GOOD NEWS FROM MR. HILL. Mr. Hill has come to be regarded as the mouthpiece of the railroads of the North west, and what he has to say on matters anecung tne roaas may rainy De tnKen i as the views of those who are interested In railroad ownership and management In this part of the country. When he says, therefore, as he is reported to have , said In Tacoma, that he cares nothing about th railroad commission agitation, and that he and his associates are not opposing the creation of a commission, it is to be supposed that this question will be settled without any Interference on the part of the railroads. Mr. Hlii's statement will be hailed with delight by alt those who have feared that the railroads Would have the old lobby on hand at Olympla to fight against any and all commission legislation. As the roads, according to Mr. Hill, are not concerning themselves about the matter and do not care what happens, there wilt, of .course, be no occasion for' the serv ices of railroad attorneys, agents and boosters at the state capital end a rail road commission bill should go through on its merits. This announcement of Mr. Hill is even better news than that announcing the proposed reduction of grain rates. Spokesman-Review. REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR. No girl, has a right to take a kiss from a man and not give it back to him. The most " successful discoverers are those who let other people de the search ing.. '. " ..... '. ....... There is nothing so foolish as trying to Ull the age of a womaa by the age of her CfaUdren. - "V I - 'There '"can the subject of Portland, for WHAT CIVIC PRIDE MEANS, Spirit that est Of all who Co-operation for the Sdvancemeni of this city's good 4oe not involve lack of differences aS to what Is' best -There may wage dlseusslohs vehement in the extreme, yet these discussions need not detract from .hearty unison after decis ion, h,va bii mada and Dlans formed. '. IV- f- iJ- y Some danger exists" that the enthusiasm for te Lewis and Clark Centen nial will engender Ul-feeltng. Contention hae been somewhat heated, and as m all such Instances there has not been only pleasantries among the contestants. Civic pride means that there maj? w age ever so heated controversies over mooted questions, with absolute unanimity after the decision has been made. It means that, no matter what site may be selected for the, Fair, evury citlien, man, woman and child in the City of Portland proposes to stand loyally be hind the board of directors and the superintendent and all of the officiary, in a combined efforte to make the Exposition atf " unqualified success. It means that, as one other has remarked, the site selected shall be regarded as the best site 'because it will be the only sit, . , v It is the same with reference to fine Elks carnival. Now that all matters have been arranged relating to privileges and street rights, every person liv ing in Portland should lend what as slstance he can to, forward the enter prise. For civic pride means that when the good name of the city is at stake In a matter of entertaining and hospitality, no one shall fall to do hie part in the work of carrying out plans. r- ' Civic pride will be good medicine for the disease of apathy that may af flict any city. Civic pride will furbish up the Town of Portland and make It a place In which to live will be am eh more a delight than even It now ts. It is fair to say that there Is no place on the Paclflo CosCst where there are greater possibilities than right here in Portland, TWOhWAYS OF FIGHTING. his beliefs. He goes at the matter' hammer and tongs, threatens to call extra- ses sions, thus placing Senators upon record in the extra glare of an extraordinary convening, utilizes every available means at his command, and, In short, makes a fight. Mr. McKlnley would have adopted different, tactics. There would have been little talk of hostility to the President. There would have been a dearth of the Rooseyeltlart strenuousity, that promises to create ' brilliant political pyrotech nics through the nation 'and snake every state election like a. Fourth of July cel ebration. Mr. McKlnley would have applied the salve of faver dealt out with a master hand. . He would" have placated where Mr. Roosevelt stirs up resent ment. He would have poured oil upon the troubled waters, whereas'Mr. Roose velt Is prone to let loose vast quantities of oil, not to still the -waters, but to be Ignited and produce great conflagrations. Therein lie the points of difference. One was a born diplomat, the other is a fighter. One won by conciliation, the other tries to win Ujf virtue of force. One was the smooth, polished McKlnley, whereas the other Is the bristling, strenuous, combative, Roosevelt, wbo likes a fight better than anything else In the world, and who, were he to care tor anything else, could not have it. Fight ing seems to be the necessity of his nature. It remains to be seen whether or not he can win out against the instructed politicians who appear to be arrayed against him. r- . , BORROWED A GOOD CUSTOM. from all loyal Americans. It is. Indeed, a pretty custom, and one is of unsentimental natura who does not thrill at the thought that it Is a common bond that ties all our 80,000,000 people, and that the tie Is visible when the strains of the national, airs are' heard. English people never remain seated when they hear the music of "God Save the King." It Is by common consent that the lrrefraglble custom has gained prevalency, and visitors to the English Isles or to colonies of the Empire ob serve with admiration that the response to the occasion is ever spontaneous. Manager Bowers, of the Hotel Portland, is deserving of thanks from Port landers f6r giving them the musical treats that may be had by any one who will go there, or upon the convenient seats opposite, 'Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday and Saturdays evenings. The excellent orchestra of Signer De'"C$prio 'renders programs upon these evenings that are Worth especial praise 'from the standpoint of the musical critic. . tMIORJAL PITH. One neeJ not be a psychologist, a peda- goglst or the parent of 17 children to agree with Dr. Stanley Hall concerning tne otflcary of spanking as a deterrent when applied to wayward children under 10 years of age. To resort ito this remedy for compelling obedience In children, who have not yet learned to grasp the rea son for parental mandates requires Judg ment and flu a discrimination qualities that or frequently lacking in parents but no one can question its potency as a disciplinary measure. Chicago Record Herald. Admirers ' of those qualities which In the dashing Tracy, under happier cir cumstances, might have marked him a great genius will not be at a lose to write down the secret of his untimely finish it the hands of a small besieging force whlcU-lio should have routed with scant ceremony. The whole wretched story can be summarized In the word, over- confidence. The easy triumphs which his strategy gained over obstacles tht mlgh have proved insurmountable to great mUlu,ry captains made him too Sure if conquering lesser difficulties. New York Prss. It is true, as reported, that the cause of yellow fever has been found, then one more germ will soon be put out of com mission. Slence ts hunting down these foes to human life with merciless persist, ency and there are hopes that this cen tury will see many of the heretofore dreaded scourges of humanity rendered practically harmless. Baltimore Ameri can. Bnt there are many Bryan Democrats "who will have to be reckoned with When the time comes," These men are still under the spell of the Nebraska leader. His two defeats and the failure of all his predictions have not shaken his hold on their admiration and affec tion. They still dwell upon the fact that, though defeated, he polled, over a mil lion more votes than any other Demo cratic nominee for the Presidency, and they acoept with unquestioning faith his very lame explanations of the shipwreck of his prophecies. They are still his servants ; to command. If he asks for their votes again tor his own. Candidacy he'll get them.': It he asks for -them in support of some: other man " pledged to the furtherance of the Bryanlte -policies he'll s;et tasa. These men will hate to be none too maar sermons Breached upon civic pride. lt.fyjfS &Nne fruitful for certainly Portland needs ' more . of the would pake PortlanVha renter of a tou8 live here. .. ;. jifit'-w- ' The manner in which President Roosevelt addresses himself to the task of oom polling ' Congress to enact proper legislation 'for the relief of Cuba illustrates how differently he operates from the ways of his predeces sor, Mr. McKlnley. Roosevelt certainly believes in the strenuous life in 'politics, and proposes to exemplify ( 1 Few people know it, yet it is true -that Portlanders who when listening to the evening concerts at the Ho tel Portland arise and remove their . hats during the playing of national airs, are but imitating a custom that was Imported from England. However, It is one Instance of Anglophobia that will meet with approval be reckoned with In any circumstances that may arise. Washington' Star. The proposition of the retail butchers to ret hftflc at tha hw trust bv ellmi- at, thJ tarff on ,lvMtock hlt, the wrnn fellow. It would be a blow at ths farmer rather than at the meat slaugh terer. If the retailers can devise no bet- ter remedy than this for prevailing high prices they simply corroborate the .con tention of the packers that he prices are due to the cost of producing the meat on the hoof and the heavy consump tive demand. Sioux City Journal. Another and a very Important factor of the anomalous situation Is that these are great times for the producers of food. About 90 per cent of the increase in the cost of subsistence goes to the farmers and truck gardeners. Did any body ever hear much complaint of hard times when the farmers were prosperous? Washington Post. Matrimony has spoiled many friend ships. ' Any man can make his wife do any thing she wants to. . ... One way to teach children to be good Is to set a? example. Much of the charity that begins at home Is too weak to travel. The skillful hunter is not a theorist, but a man of practical alma,. Lots of men suddenly became near sighted when they start out to look for work. ' , A homely girl always believes a man who says that pretty girls- make poor wives. "',, An appropriate present for a girt Is anything she can wear; for a boy, any thing, he can eat. When a woman admits a thing she ex pects a man to admit that her. admission doesn't count. - When a man proposes he doesn't seem to realise that It may result In -bis losing control of himself. t, , h Often a' woman ts so inconsistent that after making up her mind as to her age she la unable to stick to it. It la easy for a millionaire- philosophe to tell a young man how to live fn t a week and put money in the savings bank. " ,M , . "It you see a couple walking alone the street and the man" goes on - while the .woman pausee to look at the shop .win dows it's a surs stga they are .married. r 1 1 PfiTNTFfl PAttAGMPrTS. , 4 - " I Alfred Austin, England's poet-laureate, will probably be tried for Ireaion, liavlng written the following Into the Coronation Ode aS a definition of Edward's peculiar type of Kingshlpr ' , For lie ims1 erevs nor purple aae revere. But th majestic mind and regal soul, Which, pi rough clashing slam ore, help to steer A realm unto its goal. Certainly, if there were a penitentiary for alleged poets who murder the Vsr naoular and destroy alt canons of lan guage and rhyme and reason, "Austin would receive a life sentence, and serve it out to Jhe bitter end, unless he were mobbed before he could be transported from the court room to the prison. United States Senator W. A. Clark, of Montana, wants harmony among Demo crats and would very much : like himself to be a center of that harmony as a vice presidential candidate. Wouldn't he make It a hummer, with something like 171,000, CM) to contribute to the campaign fundt He should appeal strongly to the Demo crats of the East who usually follow the campaign methods of the Republican na tlonal managers. ' Do the English people accept this sent! ment as in keeping with their virtually making the king a figurehead: "Transmitters of a race whose right to rule should seem and be divine." Most persona of other countries appear to think that the divine right of Kings is a doctrine that la Interesting only In that once sensible folks believed in it St. Louts girl has inherited $1,600,000 and is going to Morocco as a missionary. Sure ly the pen is no longer mighty, or some haughty newspaper man of this mighty West might convince her that the conver si on of one heathen la a large-slsed con tract, ' 'v It might be considered news, but it strikes us that a bald statement that John Doe died and left $20,000,000" is Ir relevant Should John take the coin ith him It would be a four-column scoop. Strange that a person who Is all Tongue should be absolutely speechless, when ap proached concerning Oregon's political matters. A hundred like him wouldn't make a "rumor." Kitchener is to receive a title and a quarter of a billion dollars, and yet 'The Thistle," a publication, writes and prints an article on: "Does Courage Pay?" "Jgut not your trust In riches," said the psalmist, a piece of advice literally followed by those who can afford it. They put their riches In the trusts. It may be all right to use horseless car riages with railroad speed, but the fate of Charley Fair suggests that he hadn't auto. Let's see! Fulton invented the steam boat, but that's no reason why Charley should be steamboated. Achilles sulks in his tent and the Sena torial battle is -consequently afar. INTERESTING PERSONALITIES. A firm Is. doing business in Washington street, Buffalo, under the name of Eng lish & frith. Still more odd is the fact tnat English ts an Irishman and Irish is of English parentage. ' Miss Clara Barton arrived in Now York on Wednesday. She says that while in Russia the Czar put the imperial trains at her disposal, and when presented to him, she bent to kiss his hand, following the custom of the country, but he drew back, saying: "Not you. Miss Barton," and shook her own hand heartily. It Is claimed that Representative Llt tlefleld of Maine is the fastest talker In the Houss. He la a terror to the official stenographers. Henry U. Johnson of In diana, who served several terms in Con gress, was probably the fastest speaker ever In the House. He talked more than 300 words a minute. Mr. Llttlefleld some times gets very close to the 300 mark. The Empress Dowager of China is a great supporter of the stage, says the Ixmdon Express. Sines her return to Pe king she has been the round of the the aters, and Is disappointed at the talent, so has sent to Shanghai for Hsiao Chiao tine, the Celestrial Sir Henry Irving. If he succeeds In pleasing her Majesty he is to te given a peacock's feather; If tie fails he will be accorded a public funeral. Signer Crea tore' arrived In New York a few days ago with an Italian band of some half hundred performers . and has taken ths town by storm. According to published accounts he is more of a 'con tortionist than Strauss and Sousa put to gether while conducting his band. He ap pears . to cajole, command, " urge and in spire the players by turns and generally works them Into a musical frensy that is almost pathological. At Evian-les-Baines, France, there Is a doctor who does not waste tinte, ; When he makes the round of his patients he carries in -his carriage a basket of hom ing plgeona Before he leaves the house be writes out a prescription and fixes it under ' the wlng t of a bird, which flies straight to the dispensary. , An assistant make UP the medicines, a cyclist deliv ers It and the patient receives it. all with in a few minutes of the doctor's depart No More Dread New York Dental "Parlors --r, itth and Morrison Sts.. Portland. Ore ' " nates r V: No PoInVr&SrS H I W. I,,. ' - 'r-ff t " PaD Set of Teeth extracted and filled absolutely without sain, but our lata method spoiled to the suma Na xaeea are mi esiy senta ener aaces ana lagreaients te extract. 1U srewns undeeetable from aataral 'AelO to feOO M $ HAZELWOOD - BUTTER Is made from Pure, Sweet, Pasturized Cream, For sale by all First Class - Qrocers. Hazel wood Cream Co., T Both phones f 34..- ttttT Heating apparatus adapted to Pacific Coast, if we see that our furnaces can be improved in any way, we have them made that way. It's not the manufacturer, it's we who say how our furnaces shall be made. w. o. Mcpherson Heating and Ventilating, Engineer THE AUGUST MAGAZINES. A feature . Of Interest in the current number of the American Journal of So ciology Is Professor Tolraan's Statement as to the extent of the study of sociology in institutions of learning in this coun try. He shows that 169 different men's colleges give some attention to the study and ISO of these give one course or more ' to it; 16 women's colleges and universi ties give fairly adequate traeatment of It, but in no university In this country is the whole flald of sociology covered, the nearest approach to it being at the University of Chicago, at Tale and at Columbia. A classification of the vari ous sociologies courses offered by col leges and universities is given. Under the caption, "The Trust Problem Re- studied," Victor Yarros discusses the probable result of the renewed agitation of the subject, For some years trusts have been attacked severely by laws ct abolition and restraint' and regulation. The Federal Supreme Court has declared even reeonable restraint of commerce to be contrary to public policy. Combina tions and pools have been dissolved by Federal and state authorities. But the trust' movement survive; ".-Socialism would abolish trusts and abolish a good many things along with them, which It is not desirable to abolish. The Nation Is not prepared' to adopt ' collectivization as a remedy. r Mr. Yarros thinks the question of supply of capital to tho business community by the banks has been unduly neglected, so tar as it bears on the possibilities of competition, and he takes the- ground that branch banking and asset currency would prove to be anti-turst agents of considerable - influ ence, as they would tend, .by wider dif fusion of ionable funds and lower in terest and discount rates, to encourage limited enterprises. Chicago: The Uni versity of Chicago, University Press di vision. . ' ' . -s .'': ..'.,.' GREECE'S CIVILIZATION. Records of the Past, No. 7, contains an Illustrated paper Of deep interest by Pro fessor 0. F. Wright, on "The Oldest Civilisation of Greece," in which are de tailed some of the discoveries of Bchlio mann and others, which carry our know ledge of Greek civilisation far back of former hypotheses, as shown by the ex cavations at Troy, Mycenae and Tiryns. Schllemann found at Troy the remains of nine distinct cities under each other. the sixth from the bottom being now adjudged to have , been the Troy ; of Homer. At Mycenae have been found architecture and sculpture ante-dating the Greek,: classical. , period by several centuries. Gold ornaments and vessels were found In abundance and the veri table treasury of Atreus has been 'un earthed. According to arcbeologlsts, tns kingdom of Mycenae dates froa 1700 B. . to 1000 B. C. - ' ,; -IvS-...:;. ARTICLE BY MA1BE, Hamilton Mabte contributes to the Book Buyer a very . attractive paper on V Wnnlrlnann Smith . and hlS ' Work. Everybody likes F. , Hop Smith.'-' He Is aulte as wonderful as a story-teller as Mabte says be is, and Mabie's; praise is worth something. fWhst a vital quality of description he hasr How readily he catches and conveys the' elusive Shadow on the road, the glowing touch of color In the distance, the splendor which hides in the towers of cathedrals, ' and ths beauty which lies for a moment in some meeting of light and shadow In the street below! The Vitality of thO' man-whlch , explains his versatility, Ihe variety of his interests and occupations gives , svery phase Its positive value, . of the Dental Chair. No Gas 7 Teeth $5.00 lMD-orodueln event s or eocalas. ia rortiaaa aavtag patent' swso ; and asnlr sold crowns and ooree i law testa, and warranted for 10 year. Wlia- - Stnasyt A40 to 2iOO. 'Av After Exposure to Wind and Sun . BA-BA-LENE 'SKIN CREME Will sooths and heal the face and pre V vent it from peeling. Multitudes of East em women use it . It is the best creme mada Jar,' 60s, Sold la Portland only by New York Electro Therapeutic Cd. 70S MARQUAft BiHLMNO. "Try M sacs ass yea'H always ass It afterwards." M M 38J Washington Stroot . . . 47 FIRST ST., bet. Ash and Pine SOME SUMMER LAUGHS. "Love me Uftle, love me long," Was the burden of his song, And the maiden made retort, "How about when ybu are short?" Philadelphia Record. FEMININE BASEBALL FAN. "I see you attend nearly every game. Do you understand It thoroughly? "No," replied the pretty girl-tn tho white duck suit. "I hate the game but that pitcher is mighty handsome." Col orado Springs Gatte. MISTAKE SOMEWHERE. "Then the police didn't raid the pool room?" . ''No. When they got there they found that somebody had neglected to give the tip and the place was running in full blast." Puck. FINE DETECTIVE AGENCY. The editor of a Massachusetts paper writes first person singular: "I know men who have to take up the dally paper to know where their wives are." Really, the newspaper Is Indispensable, and ev ery well regulated family should take at least one. Minneapolis Times. '' PERFECTLY NATURAL QUESTION, "All right, sir," said the smooth, cheerful looking summer boarder, as h settled up with the proprietor of the sea side hotel. "Now, when may we move in?" Not unnaturally be thought he had bought the place. Suracuse Her ald. There's a We are busy during what are usually considered dull months. Tbe class of DENTAL WORK we are doing is appreciated by the public. Our fair, open method of doing business meets with approval. . - MERIT WINS Our ' guarantee of painless work is made good in every instance. u.. If you have tooth troubles, you should come here. , DR. B. E. WRIGHT ' ' AND ASSOCIATES Hours: I A. M. to I P. 1&, and . ,7 to t P...M. ' ' ' Telephone North tin, 341K Washington Street Corner 6evonth - . i Reason Why t A'j-i'V"'
