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s J, J ', v Iff , 1 . , TILE OHEGON DAILY JOURNAjL, PORTLAIN'Pr 'WEPK'jESDAY EYEyiNG, AUGUST 6, 1902; The Oregon Daily Journal JOURNAL PUBLISHING COMFANX" Proprietor. address THE OREGON DAILY JOURNAL 0 Vwnhlll St., Stwen Fourth and Fifth Portland, Orefon. independent democratic .) Lj paper of Oregon . Entered at the postoffice of Portland, Oregon, for transmission through the Balls a aeoonfl-elass matter. . Postage for single copiesFor an 8, 10 r 12-pas paper, 1 cent; 16 to 23 pages, I Sents; over ti pages, J cents. Anonymous communications will not be noticed. - Rejected communications will Hot be returned. Telephones: business Office: Oregon Main 500; Colum bia 7U3. , . Editorial Rooms Oregon Main 20. . ' Terms, by Carrier : THS JOURNAL, one year THE JOURNAL, six month..:. THH JOURNAL, three months. THIS JOURNAL, by the week.. .$5.00 . 1.30 . .10 . TUB JOURNAL, by mall, per yeaf----0 fny JOURNAL, by mini, b mourns.. . HB JOURNAL, by mail, 3 months.. 100 The Eastern representative of this paper is Albert E. Hassbrook 1 Times Building. New York, and Hartford Building, Chicago. When von leave the city or change your ad dress even for one week, don't tail to call at business 0 (lice and leave your order for Ths Oregon DUy Jounral. WEDNESDAY, AUGUST, 6. . , A couple was found in Portland who ' have not quarrelled during ,3a years Of " married life. They are deaf and dumb Kama wise man says that the real : erHrdrt of a Christian is he who loves Vila) neighbor's small boy as well 88 nlm elf. Judge Jackson1 "Basaar Book of De inrnm for Strikers" is not attaining a Very large sale in the anthracite coal mining region. It is' reported that a big corporation Is being organised by J. P. Morgan & Co. to buy a porterhouse steak from the beef trust. T aroma pow has the fun of poking Seattle in the ribs and telling with high glee about the decision to leave the Army . headquarters at Vancouver, If anyone thinks there will never be an end of the world,. let him read that the peoples of the forth- consume yearly 6.000,000,000 gallons of petroleum. A trifling lot of water has fallen in the "West,'-and caused some floods, but there's more water on Wall street than anywhere else In the country. The East has soaking rains now that harvest has begun. The enterprises farmers there may combine business with pleasure by gathering their crops with steam launches. John W. Gates Idea of a vacation is to go to Saratoga, have a private wire put into his apartments at the hotel, and attend to bis speculative interests. Thus do men commit suicide. ' Turkey, Bulgaria and Albania continue to have trouble, and they will, so long as Turkey is not taken by the other powers and thrown Into the water. Turkey Is i a governmental contretemps. Teacher Define a Financier. Pupil A Financier is a man who knows how to reduce a surplus of a big corporation by Issuing more watered stock without In creasing the wages of the employes. It doesn't matter much if King Edward and C. M. Schwab are dangerously sick. The old man, Plerp M, Is well and has gotten things rather well systematized ; by this time so he can run them. After all, It's not ail joke when the pftragraph.tr writes squibs about the peo- pie killed by the automobiles. It is be f coming a real problem In the cities of America how to control the bloodthirsty chaff eurs. : If the Union Pacific Compan't- really finds that $100,000 job goes a-begging that was" 'offered to New York's Governor, :Odell, the company can find one man at this termlrms of its line who would, un der pressure, resign a newspaper job to accommodate the road. That Davenport conference between ' Railroad Presidents Hill, Mellon and j'Mohler with the farmers was an instance of the railroad man -trying to tell the farmer how to run a farm and the farmer attempting to instruct the railroader in 1 the science of transportation. ; : j l By the way, while such immense sur pluses are being piled up by the corpora tions, has anyone hvard about propor tional increases of employes' wages? No one claims the employes are suffering, but some think that the fellow who does the work should get some of the sur plusage of the prosperity he creates. ;. SELF-HELP BETTER. Out from the discussion of Rebecca Harding Davla'-remarks on Eastern de partment stores and the effect of the Jew wages paid therein, comes a sequential phase in the form of as question: "What sort of , Institution wlU most effectually eurreut' the evils that result from the avarice of such department-store kings aa John Wannantaker and his ilk?" The question goes to lines of reform work and all effort that has as its ulti mate end the correction or prevention of sin. Cannot some basic principle be ascer tained which, when applied, will make for more intelligent expenditure of re sources in the hands of churches, socie ties and cults that aim in this direction? The mistake made by most people of charitable inclinations is that they vio late the self-respect of the person they desire to help. They give instead of prompt to self-help. They pauperize In stead of merely assist to the, application of one's own energies, thereby to strengthen independence anil' prepare to obviate repetitions of the circumstances calling for assistance. The great majority of people never un derstand" this truth, hence Injure by out right donations when it would be pos sible to help by merely helping one to help himself. There are In New York and elsewhere institutions In which girls working for the starvation wages paid by Eastern department stores may live and know that the small sums paid meet all ex penses and that they therefore are not .t subjects of charity. Even the churches might manifest wis dom by utilizing this principle, and prompting to self -struggling against sin, instead of exerting the almost entire en ergies and power of their wonderful organizations In teaching people to de pend on an Omnipotent Being to the exclusion of one's already conferred powers. Kitchener is a most peculiar military hero. He has not made one break stance he reached England for which hie ene mies could censure him. NEW YORK'S DISCOURTESY. It Isn't any of our business out here on the Coast, but one cannot resist the temptation to utter some caustic remarks on the boorishness of New York news papers during the recent visit of the party of Cnicago Aldermen to Gotham. The Chicago Aldermen went to New York to look into matters pertaining to Ihelr official duties. They were received by the New York newspapers in a spirit that, if representative of the consensus of thought and feeling, is such as to stamp New York as the moBt impolite city in the world and New Yorkers as the most Ill- bred. A wild Alaska Indian, untutored In the arts of civilisation, will respect the law of hospitality. Apparently, to the mind of the New Yorker, the better one be comes and the higher on the scale of civilization he rises, the more inhospita ble he should be. At any ratevthe New York newspapers treated that city's guests In a manner to disgust ladles and gentlemen. Out here on the Pacific Coast such affairs "could not be. Were a town's of ficials hereabouts to go to any other, as did the Chlcagoans, there would be noth ing left .undone to make the visitors re tain a pleasing impression of the place and compel the concession that there had been an honoring of that which was lin planted in man's breast by Nature kind ness to the stranger who is within the gates. Let those Chicago Aldermen come out to Portland. We will treat you so as to make you want to remain here. FROM OTHER VIEWPOINTS. 'How to treat tramps," is a question engaging the thoughtful attention of so ciologists, The plain, rule may be sug gested. Do not treat them to anything A corporation with a soul has at last been found, and It is an ice company, at that. The Hygenla Ice company of (Jreenport, L. I., has agreed, on request of the women of the place, not to burn soft coal on wash day. New York Herald. The La Grange (Mo.) Indicator says n man who will get mad at what the newspapers say about him is generally just tlie man who should return thanks three times a day for the things the newspapers know about him and don't print. At the royal reception In London Fri day night lo the Indian 'Princes one fourth million dollars was spent for decorations. It Is risky business. The Hradley-Martln ball once enabled tlie Kansas populists to carry an election. Kansas! City Star. A ship has arrived at New York bring ing un asstiaad, two eruns and a couple of wombats. We have always thought that the Congress which walled out things with the DIngley tariff mignT haw over looked something. Louisville Courier Journal. , .- The Indianapolis News thinks the Democrats to be most pitied will be those who set Tut In 1896 debouncing 16 to 1, who finally declared themselves convert ed to the heresy, and ate now compelled to reconvert themselves so that they will regard fref? coinage of silver aa delusion. REJECTIONS OF A BACHELOR. The marriage race is not always to the fast,,, A loose tongue never told any girl the way to the altar. Good cooking is good enough charity foi most men when It begins at home. Some women measure out affection just the way thgy do-milk and eggs for a custard. New York press. j HILL ET AL. IN POLITICS. t : : (Uy a Start Writer.) SEATTLE, Aug. 6.-Poilticlans are quit eagerly discussing the probable ef fect on the coming campaign of the con ferences at Davenport and Colfax be tween Presidents Hill of the Great North ern, Mohler of the O. R. & N., and Mel len of the Northern Pacific. That there are political leanings and 'possibilities in the meetings cannot be denied. A party of well-known men were talking It over here yesterday. They had previously In 'tfttned to the belief that the real con trolling forces of the roads were not par ticularly anxious on the subject of the proposal for a railroad commission for the State of Washington, but that hard and fast legislation passing a fixed max imum rate bill wouiu be prejudicial to what they regard as their rights. Th previously held views seem not to have been altered. They believe the hrae pres tdents really care not bo much if a com mission be formed. Such an arrange ment Is flexible. The properly constltut ed commission has powers sufficient to force just rates, but hus leeway to pro vide for contingencies. A statute fixing maximum rates would be absolute. IMPROVEMENTS PROMISED. The officials promised some Improved service in the handling of freights by th construction of connecting link be .tweeh the Washington Central branch of the Northern, Pacific and the Great Northern. A lower rate on the wheat of Washington approximating 25,000,000 bushels Is also promised to be effective for the present harvest. This is Interpreted by Seattle people, if the Post-Iiuelllgencer correctly re flects sentiment, as meaning that Seattle will thus gain immense' advantage over Tacoma In the trans-shipment of grain However that may be, it cannot be' de nied that It Is slgnlflcent of a disposition on the part of the roads to concede to the people better facilities, and, If noth Ing more came from Ihe agitation, now going on In this state for railroad legis latton, there will have' been Borae gain It will have been to an extent the tri umph of public sentiment over the tend ency to lug in giving to producer tne needed facilities for the currying of stuff from the interior to tidewater. PORTLAND IS INTERESTED. All this interests Portland, and is writ ten for the moment from the Seattle point of view. Portland Is interested, vitally, too, watching the attitude of the railroad companies toward her rlvuls. Under ad verse conditions, Portland is the middle piece of a commercial sandwich, or, is between tho upper and nether millstone of Puget Sound nfld Sail Francisco. Th' Hill system on the north and the ilar- rlman system on the south could leave Portlaud in a bad condition, were they so disposed. These are unwelcome truths, yet they must bo considered. Portland cannot ig nore them. Every time the Puget Sound cities are granted advantages over Port land it means enough to Portltind to warrant the latter in grVing It some very earnest thought. Tlie same is true of Saq FranciBoo and Portland. EVEN CHANCE WANTED. Of course Portland cannot Justly raise objections to the Puget Sound cities re cerving concessions that come as re sponses to demands of geography and other legitimate considerations. But an equal chance Is deserved and Portland's representative men should Insist that such chance Is given. No fair-minded man would attempt to deprive the Sound of her ritfhls in transportation. But Portland will do less than her duty U there be no strenuous Insistence that Justice be done. THINGS NKK1) DOliW. Those who study Into the problems of wholesaling frum Coast cities will un derstand the grave bearings of this ques tion. The man who merely buys a ticket occasionally to p:tss over a road will not have 'elucidated to his understandingthe vital necessities of the present railroad complications. "Look to your laurels'' Is quite good advice at this Juncture of the city's history. Look to them with determination ni:d bravery and persist ency, Is what should be dinged Into the ears of every person In Portland who can wield any influence and contribute something toward Portland's working out her commercial salvation. PERHAPS SOME POLITICS. While most of us are not willing to re vive railroad commission agitation in Oregon, there may arise contingencies such as may make it necessary that the people gently remind the companies that in this great and glorious land states are sovereign to large extent and that the right of eminent domain does not carry dissolution of the power of the state, to regulate ail matters pertaining to tariffs and charges' and the giving of facilities. L. NOT GUILTY. Judge I can see dissipation written on your face. Remus (frightened) Yo kin, sah7 Well, deed Ah didn't write it, 'cause I can't spell such a long word Llfs THE USES OF PRINTERS' INK. Advertising Is to business what steam Is to machinery the grand motive power. -Macaulay. There is but one way of obtaining busi nesspublicity; but one way of obtain ing publicity advertising. v Blackwood. TO PUT A STOP TO FAKK ADVEK TIBING. The member of the Board of Trade of" San Bernardino, Cel., a few days ago struck a blow at the "fake'' advertising schemes that are the bane of the busi ness man's life, and It Is now up to th members to enforce the resolutions, and there will be few "directories" and catch-penny plana of onj itind and another to take the business man's time, all of bis patience and a part of his money. A. W. Barnum Introduced the following resolution and moved Its adoption: "Resolved, That we. as Individual members of this Board of Trade, re fuse to support or contribute to any J subscription oc scheme of advertising, except newspapers, unless the same has been indorsed by the board ot direct ors." "That's Just building a barbed-wire fence around yourself," suggested J. B. Frith In the running comment that fol lowed; "but put it high enough to keep "em out,' " he continued. The discus slonjwas participated in by half a dozen members, none of them objecting, and the resolution was adoprea without ob jection. A REALLY GOOD WAY OF ADVER TISING. There are various ways, of advertising, and the ingenious .ways that gome seek ers after publicity have of Introducing themselves to publicity are worthy of be ing chronicled. It seems there is in tho City of Chattanooga, Tenm, a staff of eminent physicians and surgeons from the Hritish Medical Institute, they have, at the urgent solicitation of a large num ber of patients under their cure in this country, established a permanent branch of the institute In tnat city. These emi nent gentlemen have decided to give their services entirely free for three months (medicines excepted) to all Indi viduals who call upon them for treatment between now and July 23. These services constat not only of consultation, examina tion and advice, ' but also of "ill minor surgical operations. The object In pursuing this course is to become rapidly. and personally ac quainted with Uie sick and afillcted, and under no conditions will ;'.ry charge be made for any services rendeied for three months to all who called on or before the date named. The doctois treat all forms of disease and deformities and guarantee a cure in every case they un dertake. THEf ADVERTISERS OF THE FUTURE The future Is a book closed and sealed. Yet the past projects some light through its covers, and one may read Its pages dimly, here and there. Much has been written about the future of advertising and sofne have been so bold as to predict that all forms will give way presently to the newspapers. One falls to see, how ever, how this can' be. None can deny the newspaper Is the first, and far and away first, as a means of publicity that this Is likely to be the case as long as newspaper reading is general. But advertising is publicity, and' all means of publicity will contipue to be used by those who have things to sell. The bill poster, the street cars, postal cards, the traveling man, circulars and the writ ten letter, booklets and novelties of vari ous kinds must be used more or less by advertisers just as long as such means conduce to the end desired. The belit tling of one means does not strengthen another means. Each will do its work, and that will do best which minds Its own business and lets other alone. The newspaper as, a means of publicity never was so popular as now. It is used by those who never used it before, All things indicate that it will become more and more popular. But is popularity is not enhanced through belittling other means. The newspaper Is so far ahead of all others that it can afford to be generous to the extent of letting alone the others. NOTKS. In the Sacramento Valley, In California, there Is collected a tax of 2 cents on the $100 to create a fund for the adver tising of tne valley In the newspapers of the Esyu and elsewhere. This is in recognition of the vaue of newspaper ad vertising. It has been demonstrated to a certainty that advertising to bo of permanent value must be continuous. Stop the advertising and the benefits of it stop. To stop al together Is as the woman who ki..ed the hen which laid the golden eggs. All the English dallies of La Crosse. Wis., the Chrinocle, Republican and Leader, and Press have agreed to here after print only four pages. Heretofore they have been printing eight. The first four-page edition appeared on the 'tifnu four-page edition appeared on the 7th. .The high price or paper is given as tne reason for the change, by one or tne papers. THE GINGER POT. , HER TEMPTATION. You have sueh a cosy home here," her caller said. "Yes." she replied. "Sometimes I al most feci like giving up rriy club Work and living in It for a while." Chicago Record-Herald. . IN CHICAGO. "Will you marry me?" "What! Again?" Judge. ; EXCUSED.. She has just refused a man worth a million." "Is it possible? Any rational explana tion of her act?" "Ohr yes. She had Just accepted an her man worth a million." Brooklyn Life. PLEASURE. Mir. Munltaux What do you want of a yacht? I could never see any pleasure in yachting. , i "., ; . Mrs. Munltanx-That Is Just like you; you think, nothing but pleasure. -Town Topics, LETTERS FROM THE PEOPLE COUNSELS REFUSING THE BEWARE To the Editor Should Mrs. Waggoner be paid the full amount of the reward of fared for the "capture and return, dnd or alive," of David Merrill? I have real The Journal's statements that she should, and I think I know the argument made as to why she should not. The bills offering the reward plainly set forth that the money Is to be paid 'for the CAPTURE and RETURN, dead or alive," of the criminal. The officers here hold that the reward Is offered as an Incentive for persons to take Ihj risk of going out and hunting for the prison er. It is naturally ' supposed that men will hot risk their lives for sheer amuse ment. The capture of a criminal "cannot In any 'possible sense be applied to ac cidentally finding his dead lody. Mrs. Waggoner risked nothing. She merely found the body of Merrill by ac cident. Could the statee hav contemplat ed such a thing as that Merrill- should have been killed by Tracy, do you sup pose it would have offered any rcwa.d to the person who might accidentally And his body? The case has few precede its and the question' Is one of conscience with Su perintendent Lee. Were it his own affair. It would be different; but he Is acting for the state, and Bhou'ld he have paid the reward In full he would have been blamed, just as freely for utterlv ignoring the word "capture." The "capture" was a part of the service required In earntng the reward. Indeed, It was far the most Important part. Mrs. Waggoner did not perform It. Accidental discovery Is not capture. People do acquire vast sums of money by accident, but a great commonwealth could hardly afford to indulge the im pression that It is right. The fact that Mrs. Waggoner is a lady1 lends sentimentality to the case and goes far In convincing some that the re ward should be promptly paid. She should be paid amply for her expense, time and trouble and she no doubt will be. Had Merrill been captured, the money would Have been promptly paid, and there are few who would Bpare considerable pains to demand the reward should they capture Tracy, even though they were ever so sanguine that the state would not keep Its promises because it failed to pay Mrs. Waggoner the full amount of the reward offered for Merrill. R. A. HARRIS. Salem, August 2. THIS MAN IS CAUSTIC. TURNER, Or., Aug. S. (To the Edi tor.) The Journal is everlastingly rigut that the State of Oregon should pay Mrs. Waggoner that $1500. The quibble that she' didn't CAPTURE Merrill Is puerile. When I came here 50 years ago 1 never dreamed that a set of men would ever run Oregon that could do such a con temptible act. F. S. MATTESON. OBJECTS TO STREET FAIRS. PORTLAND, Aug. 6. ( 4 o the Editor.)- Referrlng to the Elks' carnival, permit me to say that the exposition should not be held on public streets. There Is much dissatisfaction among the citizens in this respect, and there may be lawsuits against the city if the fair takes place on the streets. There was much 111 feel ing against the Elks on acTonnt of the blockade of Sixth street two years ago. There are other places for the fair than the public streets. Pity that the news papers, paid to advertise the fair, do not publish the public protests agajnst street fairs. A. MILLER. FAME'S PATHWAY. Thirty-five secretaries are constantly engaged in coping with the enormous vol ume of letters which daily pour into the Vatican. Pope Leo receives more .letters ind newspapers than nny other ruler In the world, the average, number being something like 20,000 to 22,000 dally. Most pecple Imagine that Lord Wolse ley, who completed his 69th' year on June .1, is an Irishman. As a matter of fact. the ex -Commander-in-Chief, although born In the emerald Isle, belongs to an ancient Staffordshire family. Lord Wols. eley has probably been In m5re engage ments than afty other General. Since en terlng the army in 1S52 he has served in Burmah, India, China, Canada, Ashantee, Egypt and finally the Soudan. Walter N. Gilmore of San Francisco had consumption, but thought his lease of life was not nearly run out. Some ot his friends were frank enough to express a contrary opinion, whereupon Mr. Gllniore offered to bet $500 that he could wheel a borrow to Omaha before the grim mes senger overtook. The bet was made and be started. At last accounts he had reached Fueblo, Colo., In good shape. When he started he weighed 111 pounds at Pueblo he tipped the beam at 136 and was still taking on flesh. ODDS OF mFORMATION. Titter originally meant caurtahip. A dove once lived 25 years In a cage. Crowd was the old English name for a fiddle or violin. None of our common pets, the cats or dogs, live very long. A horse cannot do much work after he Is 12 or 14 years old. The wild beasts do not live very lo'hg, but elephants are sometimes very old. Carp are said to live hundreds f years, and pike are also hardy old fellows. Fish are such Belftsh creatures that they ought to live long. They never get hot. A cockatoo in a far-off country was cheerful old pet When he was 85 years old. There are some Insects that Ilye but a few hours. Some live but. a day, and all of them are shortlived. The total value of Canada's mineral product in. 1900 reached ovir $63,000,000, or $12 a head of the population... The Island of Cuba was known"fey that name by the Lucanyan Indians, who were, with Columbus when he discovered Ifc " Th superior flavor of cane suuar over that of the beeet gives -it an advantage Jn the world's markets of about half a cent a pound. There Is In Great Britain munici palities owning waterworks, 99 nwnln'K V Street railways, 240 owning gasworks -and 181 snunlylns tHTtrtrIty. FlecKenstein Mayer Co. '' i - Importers of and Jobbers In WINES AND LIQUORS Of which we carry s fall nd complete Bne. " 235 Oak St, Portland, Or. Is Your Power Transmission All that It should be? , Perhaps yoo know it is "AH out ot whack." hnt cannot find time to tak car of it. Drop us a Hna to com down and look H over, and j we wfll make rscommendations which may prove of vain. V " Willamette Iron (& Steel WOrkS.... 1 PORTLAND, OREGON J No More Dread of the Dental Chair New York Dental Parlors 4th and Morrison Sts., Portland, Ore. 1(0 WAITS No Pain Full Set of s.hl!fh.5tf? .wn4 ll"4 f1Jlr without but our late seteattBo method applied to the sums No sleep-producing agents or cocmin. Thes are the only dental pari rs I Portlaad having patented appU-!.-!..1?in,f di5ntJ? "' fn nd ?PlT ol crowns and porcelain vui mm isaai pain. Hoars: 6:30 to 8 HILL MILITARY ACADEMY. Of many hundreds pils during the iff f4"rSStiall 3 business Ufa. Manual training and mechanical drawing. Specials courses In modern languages , and music New buildings: modern -equipment; private sleeping rooms; no open dormitory; large armory; recrHim rooms; athletics promoted "and encouraged; chemical and physical laboratories; experienced faculty. A boarding and day school for boys of all ages; younger boys separate. For catalogue, etc, apply to DR. J. W. HILL, Principal, MARSHALL AND TWENTY-FOURTH ST. PORTLAND OR Fall term opens September 17. SHORT PERSONAL STORIES. Prof. William Norman Guthrie, who Is doing the best he can to remove from the earth the stigma of being a vale of tears and who lectures at the University of Chicago with success in that direction, has come out with the declaration that love demands lyric poetry. The members of the,, class smiled faint ly at the utterance. For although they are taught to write lyric poetry while you wait, Just as they write odes and dramas, still love with them is on the blacklist. If they marry during their school term they are fired. This unfor tunate state of affairs made them pay more attention to the professors' opinions on poetry than to his panegyric on love. It is admitted on all sides that the pro fessor's contention that love demands lyric poetry la correct. As witnesses a couple of love lyrics popular Just now might be subpoenaed. "I Just Can't Help from Loving that Man," "Come Home, Bill Bailey," "In Good Old Summer Time," will do. The love in them is as good as the lyr ical Quality and , vice versa, Nand wjjat more can be asked? Oh, and fa It any wonder that Judge Robarts gave Mrs. Mary Cox 'a divorce from her husband, Solomon? Do you know what that Solomon Cox used to do? Well, we won't take the re sponsibility for saying it. We repeat JU3t what Mrs. Cox told the Judge and that was that her husband used to stop at all the saloons oh the way home and then go back and do It over again, being afraid that he had missed a couple. And when he got home Mrs. Cpx says he used to walk through the house on tip toe, declaring he saw alligators and snakes and. putting his fingers In his mouth as 4F charm against them. But now -he will have to take his pri vate menagerie elsewhere, and wjll have to pay Mrs. Cox 120 each and every month. ' To look cross-eyed at an Oak Park, Chicago, policeman Is an Indiscretion. To omit in conversation with him to sdy "please" and "thank you" Is an affront, while to swear at him is as close to trea son as it' Is possible to get in this coun try, , , Edward Holland Is a guard on the Lake Street Elevated and the nature of his employraen may have been to blame for the high and mighty air with which he carried himself. This air did not suit Policeman Trenkler ot Oak Park, who Is detailed on the Important and highly hazardous work of seeing that all the doss in the suburb pay their licenses. Holland owned ft dog. He refused to pa the tax and the policeman shot the renins in so many plaoes that poor Fldo, pi mUla. "N. -a No Gas Teeth $5.00 teeth, so Sundays 6&0 to 3:00. The Success and High Standing of Dr. Hill's graduates and former pu last 24 years Indicate the merit of his i methods. Prepares for college In Classical, Sclentlfio and English courses. Regular course is practical training for after his demise, looked like a porus plaster. Holland then swore at the policeman and the copper, horrified at this les majeste, locked him up. Now, when Holland sees a policeman he takes his hat off and keeps It off until the copper has passed. JIMMY FELL. Jim Jones did have a fall one night. When he came home quite gay; It didn't hurt because the Mnlrs Went Slanting down this way. Washington Star We Save And crovft sensitive teeth by our system of treatment. Por celain crowns made undetach able from the natural teeth are a specialty -with us and we guarantee them Reliable Each department is in charge of experts, who have at their disposal the best dental equip ment money can buy. People Who come here sire treated byv graduate dentistlyand are told where they graduated. Money Saved on dental work is best saved by . securing the very best services and material at a fair price. Our prices are fair. DR. B. E. WRIGHT AND ASSOCIATES Hours: I A. M, to t P. M., and , , .? to t P.-M. Telephone North tin, Z4VA Washington.Street . Corner Sevenths
