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About The morning Astorian. (Astoria, Or.) 1899-1930 | View Entire Issue (July 19, 1908)
THE MORNING ASTOMAN, ASTORIA, OREGON. SUNDAY, JULY ID, 1908. A 'Jelly Oe&mBce $sdl Have just received a fresh supply of Imported Macaroni and Spaghetti v, , and Martin's Full Cream Cheese A. V. ALLEN Sole Agent for the Celebrated H. C. Fry Cut Glass. PHONE 711 PHONE 3871 UNIONTOWN BRANCH PHONE 713 TWO .DAYS IN CHER RY HEAVEN HOW A MODERN TOWN DOES THINGS LATEST EFFUSION FROM RAB- BITV1LLE IN WHICH AN AS TORIAN TAKES OVER SOME OF THE GOOD THINGS. This is the very latest story from Rabbibvillc, as told in The Dalles Optimist, one of the snappiest of the E. 0. papers. It will be observed that the yarn is told, all in one breath no breaks, no paragraphs, just one long, lord, sweet song of cherries. "Speaking about cherries minds me that I was down to the cherry fare at The Dalles, and it was a grate show, the gratest I ewer seen, the gratest ennybody ewer seen. The Dalles fokes sure does things up rite. The feller what secretaries the Bizi ness Mens' Club, a jentleman by the naim of Patterson, a fine chap he is too, and onto his job 24 hours out of evvery day; well, he got his team and I had a feller with me, a feller from Astoria, wich is a town down where the Columbia ends and where the deep blew see begins, a newspaper! feller, the feller what runs the As- torian newspaper, a newspaper what has been trying to get the peepul to pass a law prohibiting sammon from coming up on the south side of the nvver above Astoria. His name is Dellinger, Well Mr. Dellinger went out with Mister, Patterson and Me, and we seen sum cherry orchards, not menny, just a few, mebbe about 100, mebbe a ISO, mebee about a mil lion trees. I dunno just how menny, neither does Dellinger, for we got confused at the site of tuns and tuns of cherries, grate big red ones cal led the Royall Annie, and annother lind, a big black kind, called the Eingo, after the old song, "And Bingo was his fcaim." Well, the Roy- all Annie was the best troot enny man ewer et, onless he et a Bingo, and vicey versy. Mister Dellinger says to Mister Patterson. Mister Pat- terson fnys he, "I always thought the hejth, prosperity and future good of Oregon rested on sammon cheeks, tin cans, sanes and fishhooks, but now I see I was rong, ded rong, and from now on I am willing, more than will ing, that the sammon can run up this, sifie of the river, if you will let a few cherries trickle down to Astoria." "And so we will waive the bloody shirt, cowered with the gore of the sammon, no more," says Mister Del linger, "for this day hath mine eyes been opened and the skales (goak) has droooed off of em." - And then we et annother peck of cherries, then we cum into town and J ses to Mister Dellinger, ses I, "Mister Dellinger, .we also and likewise can sum cher ries." So I took him around to a em porum on Second street and called for a paluser, and there in the bottom of the glass was a cherry! One lone cherry! And I ses to Mister Dellinger, I ses. "This is a palouser, a palouser under a Non De Plum, and it v;:!l be your Fait if you dont like it, for .it will show a lack of eddicatioh." And Mister Delineer replied, "You will find that I will soon be a highly eddi eated man. for I am determined to tive mostly on cherries from now on", finding they taste better, one at a time, cooked like this one." And then we parted to meet at the Cherry Fare next vear. And in the meen- time we hope Mister Dellinger will not get the cherry habit so rank as to forget to let a phew sammon, enny- how a phew little fellers, come up along this side of the rivver." e HOOD RIVER AND HER DEAL WITH THE PACIFIC STATES TELEPHONE COMPANY AND ITS CONSEQUENCES. In conversation with an Astoria citizen just returned from a visit to Hood River, yesterday It is learned that that snug little city has had her differences with the Pacific States Telephone Company, and along the identical lines now disturbing the peo ple of Astoria. For years the Hood Riverians con tended against a poor service from a decrepit system and when their par tience was exhausted, simply cut out the Pacific States instruments from the last house and office in the com munity, and instantly and loyally banded themselves into a home or ganization, bought, and installed, a new and modern equipment, hired their own operatives, and this con cern is still doing the telephonic business of Hood River, and giving genuine satisfaction, while the Pacific States Company is glad to remain. there and do the "long-distance" bus iness for the place. This is the style and stamp of local i loyalty that accomplishes things, and this is the spirit that must assert itself at the next sessions of the Common $ssr, s&vr W$c - " 'tit , i ft A i Council and Chamber of Commerce. Nothing less will do, or win I. ' SHOT WHILE ASLEEP Mexican Bandits Killed By Orders From Governor. MEXICAN CITY, July 18.-De- tails of the killing of the famous bandits Conobio Rodriguez, "El Jor abado" and his two companions An tonio and Policarpo Reyes, have just reached here. The bandits charged with the killing of H. S. Jones, an American, and- with many other crimes, were shot while they slept. Jorabada and his gang made a mock attack on a hacienda near which the robbers were encamped. The latter took the supposed recruits in. These watched and traveled with the bandits for five days, waiting the chance to catch the real robbers off guard and execute the orders of the governor of the State of Durango to take the men dead or alive. Finally the ban- lits who had been suspicious of the As a rule people are humbugged in the sale' proposition by somebody trying to dump off a lot of undesirable cheap dope that nobody would have. NOT SO WITH THIS SALE. The ob ject of this sale is to clear out the last one of our fine BENJAMIN Summer Suits by "giving an honest 25 per cent, reduction, and the man who gets here first gets the pick of the stock. SO COME EARLY. Remember ALL BENJAMIN SUITS OneFourth OFF All Our Fine Boys' Clothing One-Fourth OFF A Wonderful chance for mothers to save All Summer Trousers Otie-Fourth OFF Our Ads Contain No Exaggerations THE WOOLEN 557 Commercial Street MILL STORE Astoria Oregon MAIL BAG STOLEN Was Accidently Thrown Out of Window by Clerk. NEW YORK, July 18.-A postal clerk!s bad aim at a Philadelphia mail pounch in the New Hudson terminal branch post office was the occasion shortly before midnight of a mail robbery, followed by the arrest of a man charged with the crime. The bundle of letters, part of a collection of outgoing! mail, volleyed from the clerk's hand, caromed off the edge of the bag to the sill of an open window and out into Cortland Street, a story telow. The clerk who had lost the bundle rushed to the window, saw a man pick up the mail package and relaxed their vigilance and ihand 't to another man standing near ARRIVES ROM ASTORIA. SAN DIEGO, July 18.-A log raft from Astoria, the first part of the season arrived here today in good shape. Kemp's Balsam will stop any cough that can be (topped by any medkiae and cure coughs that cannot be cured recruits, went to sleep together. The rurals promptly shot them to death. NO SUNDAY SHOWS. by who made off with it. A man said to be the one who first picked tip the letters was captured in quick time by a night watchman and handed over to of a general revolt of the officers of the second and Third Army Corps, at present stationed jn the Monastir District. There already have been some mutinies in individual battal ions. ' Large numbers 'of Anatolian re serves have arrived at Salonica. They will be shortly drafted to Macedonia to replace the time expired men whose fruitless demands to be returned home are one of the primary causes of the recent mutinous outbreak. O AIRSHIP IS COMING , NEW YORK, July 18.-Cable mes sages from Frank S. Lahm in Paris were received yesterday by Thomas Bowman and Thos. McMachcn of St. Louis, saying that Farmcn's big flying machine ' had bfien safely put aboard the Str. Krbonland which. sails to-day from Antwerp for .this city. Three All Theatres in Washington Close on the Sabbath. mechanics wil accomnanv the ma- the police. He gave his name asi-i,:-- aiui Farman will sail to-dav on Must' 3 K vv coster, & years old, a Drass j worker living in Harlem. He was v i held by the postal authorities on a OLYMPIA, July 18-Final definite char&e of stealinK United States mail, action was taken by the supreme jHe ,lenio'1 knowledge of the man who court yesterday in the matter of the!escaPed with the letters- No trace Sunday closing of theaters when!has yet been f"l f this man or of a mnlinn was i pn pr for a rphcar intr of the habeas corpus case of Frank H. Cent Novels 1500 new novels 10 cents and 15 cents each. Bertha Clay; Mrs. South worth, Medal, Eagle and Magnet li braries. Read two and return! them and get one in exchange. & Send for FREE catalogue of titles SEE SHOW WINDOW Donnellan of Seattle. In the Herald case, from, Tacoma, months ago, the supreme court sustained the validity of the law prohibiting theatrical en tertainments on Sunday. Theatre owners all over the state became in terested at once and the RAIN GIVES RELIEF CHICAGO, July 18.-The torrid heat of yesterday culminated last night in a wind and thunder storm which brought relief and several casualties. At the height of the was made that the original law which storm a huge tent sheltering 1,500 was passed in territorial days had jChatauquans at Chicago Heights was exempted Snohomish county from its blown down on the heads of the mul- a fast steamer. He will arrive in New York either next Friday or Sat urday. OIL STILL BURNS discovery j by any other medicine, the best cough cure. It Is alwayi provisions, which it was contended made the act a special law prohibited Dy the constitution. A test case was, therefore, made by the arrest of Don nellan, a Seattle theatre manager, and the institution of habeas corpus pro ceedings on his behlf. The supremea court held that the law, when copied into the code, omitted the Snohomish exception and on its adoption became a new and valid act. As a hnal move the theatre people then asked a re hearing, which the supreme court has now denied. Subcribe to the Morning Astorian, titude. Four persons were hurt. After the big canvass fell the elec tric lights continued to burn and those under the fallen tent were en abled to find their way out, otherwise a panic possibly would have resulted. AUTONOMY FOR MACEDONIA. CONSTANTINOPLE, July 18. "The young Turkey" propagandain the Turkish army in favor of auton omy to Macedonia appears to be! more widespread than heretofore" has . MEXICO CITY, July 18,-Thc oil gusher Tampico is still raging but the flames have been confined to the earth recently thrown up. An effort will be made as soon as the material can be accummulated to smother the fire by hauling a drag iron and rils over the Hames. Twelve fifty horse power boilers will also help to smother the blaze. At present the flames arc shooting up into the air about 2S0 feet. Great crowds of people are con tinually arriving to witness the spec tacle. . " itflian's Book Store For THIS WEEK ONLY 10 Per Cent REDUCTION 10 Per Cent Off on all . COTTON HOSE Now is the time to supply your needs. The Foard & Stpkes Hardware Co. , WOMAN FOUND DEAD May Have Committed Suicide or Met With Accident. CHICAGO, Jidylg:-With three diamond' rings on her lingers and clasping a purse containing five $5 bills, the body of a fashionably gown ed woman was found in the lagoon in Jackson Park last night. The letter "M" was found embroidered on a been admitted and some forebodings jlinen handkerchief, On the inside of are being expressed in official circles j the woman's shoes was "J- C. Brandt, St. Louis, No. 5", She is thought either to havj committed suicide or to have fallen from the bridge by ac- cident. , , - The description of :h woman was; as follows: Five feet six inches, 165 pounds, light complexion, dark gray I hair, about 48 years old, blue eyes,! black hat with red roses, black shoes! and stockings, black broadcloth suit,! three false teeth in left side of upper' jaw. . .MM 60 YEARS' EXPERIENCE 'him Traoc Mark DCSIONt Copyrights Ac. Anrnne mnilliig a nhnlrh nurl donorlntlnn mT onim on I out froa. OMeat nvoncy fur tecunng putunta. ratenta t&ien through Muim & Co. ncelTt qiiliTklT iiaoortiilii our opinion fi 'iirtmtton la nrobnlilr mitentiihii tlouaatrlotlj oniiadoiitfiil. HANDBOOK on 1'atouta Irritation of the throat and hoarse Bad breath has probably broken off i more matches than bad temper, and i that's a good many. The best cure for1 bad breadth is the tonio-Iaxative, Lane's Family Medicine. 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