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THE MORNING ASTOItlAN, ASTORIA. OREGON.
SUNDAY, JULY 19, 1903.
6
Messages
NEW YORK, July 18, 1908. "Tri .
rure neu infew mare larks en fratuir
triuen carmine."
Perhaps you don's know this lan-
guage. It is a sentence from the uni-
versal tongue spoken on the planet.
Mars as revealed by a spirit alleged to,
communicate through the personality
of the celebrated Mrs. Smead, whose
case has been under study for a num
ber of years by Dr. Jomes H. Hyslop,
Secretary of the American Society for
Psychical Research. The words when
translated into English mean "The
man chief ruler's place in which looks
on our earth from Mars." Many sim
ilar quaint and curiour phrases have
been wafted across the forty or fifty
million miles of space between the
two worlds and revealed, according
. . -
to the testimony of the planchette
operated by this medium, in trance,
for the studv of terrestrial philolog-
ists.
, True it is that Dr. Hyslop, whose
point of view is that of the strict
scientist and not of he credulous be
liever in every manifestation purport
ing to be sporitistic, does not hold
that these communications working
through Mrs. Smead give in reality
any insight into the riddle of Mars.
He thinks them on the contrary to
i .t. ,;,.!,
secondary personality plays when the dications of the action of the second
normal conscious personality has 'ry personality-for he is very posi
temporarily been eliminated by lapsed that no conscious fraud on Mrs.
into the trance condition. Probably Smead's part is involved-Dr. Hyslop
the explanation, from this point of inclined t0 instst Pon- 0ne f the
view, of "communications" which in-; most mPortant functions of psy
volved for some years the creation of to explore the regions of
a fairly consistent language attributed ' personality that is not self-con-to
the Martians, together with pict-and of the conscious second
tires of themselves, their clothing, ary and tertiary personalities that
their landscapes, their clocks, and ; sometimes are an outgrowth.
even ineir ausuia, ncs m uic ivvv..,
interest of the public at the present ;
time in all matters concerning the
ruddy planet that swings nearest tOi
os through the interstellar space. '
Mrs. Smead, like pretty nearly every- j
body else these days, has read a great
deal of the fascinating literature that
has grown up since the discovery of
geometrical markings on. the planet
by Schiaparelli, about a generation AERIAL NAVIGATION ON MARS
ago. She has also, of course, read How They Fly by Airship on Another
and listened to discussions of the- According t0 Communica-
problems of aerial navigation. Hence j tions Recdved Through a Celebra
when in the trance condition, with the te(. re(j;nm
'little part of our life which is self-'
conscious completely blotted out.J This Smead case, which according to
that larger portion of existence which scientific men of the American So
the psychologists call the subliminal cjety of Psychical Research has been
self gets busy, in the case of this second in interest only to the cele
abnormal woman who has a second brated case of Mrs. Eleanor J. Piper
personality, with the queerest imagin- 0f Boston, is fine which Dr. Hyslop
able freaks of the imagination. as had under constant investigation
Take for instance her Martian air-or a number 'of years. The name,
ship, one of the most ingenious tricks ( it should be said, is an assumed one.
played by the secondary personality The lady in question is the wife of a
of this wife of an orthodox and aber- clergyman living at some distance
rations have been presented in detail from Xew York. She has never re
by Professor Hyslop in his latest Ceived any money for her work and
book, "Psychical Research and the j,as been examined under conditions
Resurrestion." A detailed description j that would seem to make any con
has been written by the planchette, J scious fraud impossible. While many
with an accompanying drawing, of 0 the results obtained through her
the manner in which the Martians are plainly due to the action of sec
have overcome the difficulties of aer- ,on(jary personality and need no super
ial navigation. Here is how the natural or supernormal hypothesis,
"spirit", purporting to talk across the others appear to Dr. Hyslop to be
interplanetary gulf, explains the meth- susceptible of only a supernormal ex
ods of aerial propulsion on Mars: 'planation.
"Made of wire cloth-like stuff j The Martian revelations, which
made to go in the air. It is an airship ceased abruptly some time ago, are
It is a coil. You see it will run a long characteristic of the phenomena that
.mile (while) when they have to stop can best be interpreted in terms of the
and wind it, or it must be wound ' subliminal personality. Systematic
while it is in motion. This coil makes experiments had ben made with Mrs.
the wings go. Each one (wing)
connected with this con ana tnen
when the power is turned on it makes
them go like bird's wings. The power
runs it all, only the propeller guides
ft. Let me tell you about the wings
first.
"They are filled with air so
that
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they are light. Then the wire-like
cloth covers them. There are fifteen
points or parts of the wings that are
filled with air. These wings go up
and down. The coil at the bottom are
used to help the wings open. The
power winds the coil. The power is
I . . ...
electricity and the batteries are where
the coils are. These are three big
coils. One is for the wind sails, one
is for the wings, and one is for the
propeller. The coil is used with the
sails because it is sometimes needed
when the winds are strong. The pro
peller goes like a wing. The wind
makes the ship go some."
The sketch of the airship shows an
amusingly impossible scheme of
mechanism which resembles roughly
a flattened baloon, suspended upon a
flat boat with sails. The little holes
in the drawing are said to be the
means of entrance. Dr. Hyslop com
ments on the technical absurdity of
this ship, the evident confusion of a
propeller with the helm, the appro
priation of forces like electricity now
under the constant discussion in pop
ular literature and appealing strongly
to the popular imagination, as evi
dence which takes the Martian "com
munications" quite out of considera-
vhk ictcuuvu
The value, however, of these
in-
"Smead since about 1895. Early in the.Eleven originaI Drawings by a Dis
course of them, the communicators
began to refer to two or three of the
planets. Finally Mars came definitely
uppermost. The communicator from
tnjs planet was Maude, the desceased
child ' of Mr. and Mrs. Smead. Names
Were given for the various zones,
. ssg
SHE'S'A SIREN
O., 31 West 125th
St New Yorii
such as ,'Zentin" (cold) "Zentinen"
(very cold," "DirnsUerin" (South
Temperate Zone) and "Emeriucenren
(Equator)'. Curious figures were
drawn, 'which look much like the
scrawls of school children, showing
that the men off there wear dresses
and pants and the women bag-like
shirts. One of the drawings indicates
that the Martians nearly ten years ( general housework; four in family;
ago were ahead of the terrestrains n0 was,ing or ironing; must be good
with the Merry Widow hat. Many cook. wnges $S. Apply at office of
little facts abaut the social organiza- the Morning Astorian. , 7-l7-3t
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advanced state of civilization, such $2.00 STARTS . A FINE LOCAL
as that "the people on Mars choose ! businesi, daily profits $S to $10; par
their ruler so that the children of ticulart free; write today. B. F. Loes
great men do not count", with the Co., Pes Moines, la."
emphasis apparently on "people." In
liU humorous comment Dr. Hyslop
says: "Evidently the aristocrats in
that planet do not possess the fran -
rW Thev mav have nower. nut
they cannot share the privilege of
helping in their own elections."
Time flies and is measured on Mars
if one may trust the testimony of jjqr SALE-A 10O-PIECE SET OF
Mrs. Smead's subconscious personal-1 Haviland China, in perfect condi
ity; the planchette showed great -' tion, cheap. Inquire at the McCrea
genuity in constructing a, plausible i?orj studio, 7-lS-tf
diagram of a Martian clock. The
name assigned to this mechanism was FIRST-CLASS DENSMORE TYPE-
"Triveniul." It consisted of two cir -
cular wooden boxes resting side by ing team, buggy and narness; to
side, and connected by openings gether or separately. C. E. Barney,
through which passed from one to
the
other the wire that formed the
coil springs in each box.
Without indigestion the
Martins
. r i i- 4.:i..:i ..:... n
eat "Fram, kreki, tnkuil, caruitz, flu-
t. . . K,i
niz. These are not perhaps 60 bad
as they sound, for they are explain
e(j
as being simply, "bread, cake, some- pQR RENT
thing like water, fruit and chicken.", unfurnished
In the interest of the new science
of aerology, as Prof. Lester F. Ward
of Brown University has called it, to
distinguish it from geology, there
should be regret, p'erhaps, that the
Martian . communications through
Mrs. Smead were suddenly interrupt-1
cd and terminated by the appearance
of a new personality, a Civil War vet
eran, who called himself Harrison
Clarke, and who for a long time shut
out all other communicators; when
they wanted to get in a word or two
through this medium. The later man-
ifstations obtained through Mrs,
Smead, whose identity has been care-
fully preserved in spite of the publi-
cation of a number of papers under
the auspices of the American society
for Psychical Research, are given m
considerable detail in rsycmcai e-
search and the Kesurrection, wnicn
contains he remarkable series of Dr.
Hyslop's works in the scientic aspects
of alleged spiritistic happenings. The
record began, according to the psy
chologist's conclusions' with such
shown in' the Martian romance, and
has ended in the production of phe
nomena much like those of Mrs.
Piper,
Other instances of what purport to
be communications from other worlds
may perhaps be explicable in the same
way in which Dr. Hyslop sets forth
the "farts" about Mars which have
been disclosed through Mrs Smead.
It is, at all events, interesting and true
that in addition to the recognized. ,
literature regarding the neighboring
planet including such books as those
of Professor Percival Lowell, Profes-
sor Edward S. Morse, and the monu-
metnal work on which Professor
David Todd of Amherst College is
nnn pncaaeA and which is scheduled
to appear very shortly, there exist
curt, trpntisps as the snectacular
"Journey to the Planet Mars, or Our
Mission to Ento (Mars), a Narrative
liv Snr.i Weiss, illustrated with
carnate Artist." Those who believe
implicity in the truthfulness of the
claims of such communicators and
there are said to be more than 3,000,-
(Iflfl snirihilist in the United States
I ... find this work by a famou3 mcd.
,um o gt Louig one of a ciaracter
jt0 COnfirm their beliefs; for those who
prefer the recognized scientific meth
od of approaching occult subjects Dr.
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