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TUESDAY, APRIL 21, 1908.
TOBE MYERS LETTER
CLASSIFIED A QV E RTI S EME WTS
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THE MORNING ASTORIAN, ASTOIUA, OREGON.
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Dated Heaven and Addressed to
Fish Commissioners.
CHANGING MASTER WARDENS
Cannerymen in That Region Are
Unanimous in Condemning Fallacy
of Putting in a Drummer For Mas
ter Fish Warden.
"Heaven, April 14, 1908.
"To the Hon. Fish Commissioners,
"State of Oregon, Salem, Oregon.
"Intelligence of your foolish, ignor
ant, expediant of the removal of Fish
Warden Van Dusen, and substitution
of an inexperienced Drummer for the
position has just reached us here.
"It is always and ever the intention
of recent and early arrivals across the
boarderland to help assist and revisit
their earthly scenes. My friend, Mr
Tallant, tells me we soon get over
these symptons and smile at the in
evitable and foolishness of earth peo
pie. Still I insisted upon calling to
gether the very few Columbia River
cannerymen that I find here and we
have unanimously condemned your
procedings..' I endeavored to get com
munication by phone and telegraph
with those Columbia River cannery
men who are in Hell but their loca
tion is the very hottest, so that the
asbestos on the wires burns off so
rapidly that it was utterly impossible
to get anything satisfactory from
them.
"I will simply say in this connec
tion that your action in the matter is
understood by us, the main feature
is to secure votes for Gov. Chamber
lain as U. S. Senator. If will prove
futile as his show to obtain the posi
tion is about as good as a keg of pow
der would have in Hell not to explode.
The Columbia River is doomed and
will so prove in your Say, but I will
give you a tip, that even Frank War
ren, who guides and directs your ac
tions, does not know. After the Jap-
' anese War, which will shortly occur,
the Columbia River will be ceded to
Japan; and when they occupy Oregon
and Washington, their greater intell
gence will restock the River and for
generations it will provide food for
the countless millions of Japanese
. who will occupy Oregon and Wash
ington. v
Madame Saiza, my earth medium,
says no more at present.
"I was lenown in Earth Life as
"TOBE MYERS."
FIFTEEN YEARS OF AGONY.
Will You Continue to Suffer From
Catarrh in the Face of
This Testimony?
' "I suffered for 15 years with ca
tarrhal troubles so bad that I had to
leave the'sea. I could not lie down at
night to sleep, on account of the con
stant catarrhal drooping. -I went to
two different hospitals for, treatment,
but without any lasting benefit. I
was constantly raising yellow and
green phlegm, and the trouble was so
unbearable and nauseating that I was
ashamed to go out in company. I
have used only two bottles of
Hyomei, and have been cured by the
remedy. It- has made full and com
plete recovery." Cap. Willnef.
Hyomei is a dry, healing, antiseptic
air, extracted from the Eucalyptus
. groves of Australia. It is a pleasure
to use Hyomei, because you do not
take it into the stomach; you simply
breathe in this germ-killing air, and
relief is immediate, and complete re
covery comes in a few days. Hyomei
outfit, .including an inhaler that will
last a lifetime, costs $1.00. If it dees
not cure your catarrh, asthma, bron
chitis, coughs, or colds, T. F. Laurin
will give you your money back.
OIL BURNING APPARATUS.
WASHINGTON, April 20 Oil ap
paratus is to be installed on only two
of the five torpedo boat destroyers
now under construction, the bids for
such installation on the remaining
three being regarded as excessive. No
changes are to be made on those des
troyers which will be completed, ac
cording to the plans specifications
.providing for coal concentration. The
cost of the oil installation burning ap
paratus on the two vessels is about
$25,000 each.
Irritation of the throat and hoarse
ness are relieved immediately by two
or three little swallows ; of Kemp's
Balsam, the best cough cure. Grip
HO. MM
m Food
and strictly prohibits
the sale or alum
baking powder
So does France
So does Germany
The ale of alum foods
has been made illegal in Washington and the District of Colum
bia, and alum baking powders are everywhere recognized as !
ujunous. j0 protcct yourself against alum, .
when ordering baking powder,
SappU
imp
3)Mn BAKING.
and be very sure you get loyaL ;;; ' ;
Royal is the only Baking Powder made from Royal Grape
Cream of Tartar. It adds to the digestibility and whole'
someness of the food.
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NEW RULES.
WASHINGTON', April 20.-Heads
of the army and navy establishment
have approved of a set of rules pre
pared by the joint army and navy
board governing the visits of .foreign
naval and military attaches and other
foreign officers to military and naval
establishments to other establish
ments which have work under con
tract for each of these departments.
Authorization for such visits are to
be more or less elastic and the recep
tion and courtesy accorded to our of
ficcers in foreign countries are to
govern our departments in according
similar attention and courtesy to of
ficers of foreign countries. Subject
to regulations and customs th rules
say there seems to be little objections
prescribing that the foreigner shall
be accompanied by one of our officers
who is to have instructions as to what
The Kind You Have Always
in use for over 30 years,
and
xffli-, sonal supervision since its infancy.
Jj 4-cUcAtAl Allow no one to deceive you in this.
All Counterfeits, Imitations and "Just-as-good" are but .
Experiments that trifle with and endanger the health of
Infants and Children Experience against Experiment
What is CASTORIA
Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare
goric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. It
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotio
substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms
and allays Feverlshness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind
Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, euros Constipation
and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the
: Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep
The Children's Panacea-The Mother's Friend.
GENUINE CASTORIA ALWAYO
J
Bears the
The KM You Have Always Bought
In, Use For Over 30 Years.
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Behnke - Walker
THE LEADING BUSINESS COLLEGE
ELKS BUILDIXG, PORTLAND, OREGON
OUR FACULTY IS STRONGER THAN EVER
We have just secured the services of two high-salaried, practical
men, as well as leading business educators, from the East. We
leave no stone unturned. We are now giving you the "best that
money can procure!
H. W. Behnke, Pres. SEND FOR CATALOGUE I. M. Walker, Frin,"
POWDER
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may be shown and who is to report
the apparent purpose of the visit of
the foreign office and the character
of the material shown him. If the
foreigner wants more information
than the instructions say is to be re
ferred to the department interested.
Permission is not to be granted to
visit certain establishment having in
hand work of a confidential character
for the departments and request to
visit the proving grounds powder
works, permanent fortifications, etc.
are not to be accorded to foreign of
ficers except in special cases.
THIS MAY INTEREST YOU.
No one is immune from Kidney
trouble, sov just remember that
Foley's Kidney Cure will stop the
irregularities and cure any case of
kidney and bladder trouble that is
not beyond the reach of medicine
T. F. Laurin Owl Drug Store.
Bought, and which has been
has borne the signature of
has been made under his per-
Signature of
HELP WANTED
WANTED -SALES M KN FOR A
reliable boiler compound to travel
in Oregon; good position for right
man. Apply to Win. T. Ciltctt, Svcn
scn, Ore. 4 14-4t.
FOR S ALE.
FOR "SALE -THOROUGH BRED
Wihte Spiti pup. Enquire Astorinn
office. 4 12-tf.
FOR SALE-FURNITURE FOR A
6-room .house; and the house for
rent; a spnp. Enquire 77 Third St,
cor. Bond. Thone Red 2313. 4-3-tf.
FOR SALE-REAL ESTATE.
FOR SALE LOCKSLEY HALL
Hotel, Seaside, Or.; this beautiful
spot under the pines and overlooking
the ocean is for sale; best money
making property in the West; over
100 rooms; modern in every way.
For particulars apply .to Mrs. L. A,
Carlisle on premises.
FOR SALE-SMALL ROOMING
house; partly furnished; must be
sold at once, parties leaving town.
Enquire 1S4 9th street. 4-10-tf.
WANTED RESIDENCE BUILD
ing lot costing from $200 to $800,
Banking Savings & Loan Associaton,
168 Tenth street.
FOR RENT.
I WILL LEASE MY LEWIS &
Clark farm to sober and responsi
ble parties on advantageous terms.
Apply W. J. Ingalls, Astoria, Oregon.
I'OR RENT
TWO tfUftlMSHED
rooms for gentlemen. Captain
Ferchan, 330 17th street.
FURNITURE.
Hiidebrand & Gor
HOUSE-CLEANING TIME.
We sell Liquid Veneer, Jap-a-Lac,
Linoleum Varnish, the three greatest
furniture and floor renovators known.
Go-cart rubber tires renewed. Cur
tain stretchers sold or rented.
PLUMBERS.
.1. A.
PLUMBER
Seating Contractor, Tinner
-AND-
Sheet Iron Worker
LL WORK GUARANTEED
425 Bond Street
Do You Wear
Shoes ?
We sell the kind, that wear longest
and look the best
The Dr. A Reed
Cushion Shoe
We handle a special line of
Loners' Shoes
Give us a trial
S. A. GIMRE
GOOD SHOES.
543 Bond St., op. Ross, Higgins & Co.
HKKHNS& WARREN
FIRE INSURANCE
ELEVEN STRONG COMPANIES
New up-to-date maps of Astoria and
vicinity for sale, 15 cent per.
Savings Bank Bldg
Ground Floor
PHONE 3631.
MEN AND WOMEN.
. Cie Big for unnatural
diaeharKet.inflammatlona.
Irritation! or ulceration!
of mucooi niembrano,
PalnlAM anil lint Anti-ill.
ItHCEVMSChEMICALCO. gent or poinonoue.
( F 1 Hold by DrnnliU, ,
1 i m ..n. In vtlaln wranitltV.
1 br expremi, prepaid, tor
rtl SI.
t!li
I 00 nr 1 linttlea 12. T5.
Circular leut on renueit
not I .motor., m
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HOUSE MOVERS.)
FREDR1CKSON BROS.-W mtke
specialty of house moving, car
penters, contractors, general jobbing;
prompt attention to all orders. Cor
ner Tenth and Duane atreeti.
PROFESSIONAL CARDi.
ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW
CHARLES H. ABERCROMBIE
Attorney-at-Law '
City Attorney Offices! City Hall
JOHN C McCUE
Atttrney-at-Law
Deputy District Attorney.
Page Building J-nlie 4.
HOWARD M. BROWNELL
Attorney-at-Law
Office with Mr. J. A. Eakin, at 420
Commercal St., Astoria.
MASSAGE.
DOCTORS PRESCRIBING MAS
sage, call Olga Landen, Finnish
masseuse, Pythian bldg., Commercial
street. . " .
OSTEOPATHS.
DR. RHODA C. HICKS
Osteopath
Office Mansell Bldg. Phone Black 2061
b73 Commercial St.. Astoria, Ore.
'DENTISTS
DR. VAUGHAN
Dentist
Pythian Building, Astoria, Oregon
DR. W. C. LOGAN
Dentist
Commercial St. Shanahan Bldg.
BUSINESS DIRECTORY.
RESTAURANTS.
TOKIO r, RESTAURANT.
351 Bond Street
Oj posite Ross, Higgins & Co.
Coffee with Pie or Cake 10 Cts.
FIRST-CLASS MEALS
Regular Meals IS Cts. and Up.
U. S. RESTAURANT.
434 Bond Street
Co.Tee with Pie or Cake, 10 Cts.
First-Class Meals, 15 Cts.
HOTELS.
HOTEL OXFORD
Sixth and Oak Strs., Portland, Ore.
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A strictly modern hotel In center
of business district; suites with or
without private baths, running hot
and cold water in every room; plenty
of free baths. Rates $1.00, $1.50 and
$2.00.
VICTOR BRANDT, Prop.
WINES AND LIQUORS.
Eagle Concert Hall
(320 Astor Street)
Rooms for rent by the day, week, or
month. Best rates in town.
P. A. PETERSON, Prop.
FISH MARKET.
77 Ninth St., near Bond
Fresh and Salted Fish.
Game and Poultry,
Groceries, Produce and Fruit
Imported and Domestic
Goods.
P. Bakoiitch & Feo, Proprs.
Phone Red 2183 '
HOT OR COLD
olden West
T
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Just Right
CLOSSET & DEVERS,
PORTLAND, ORE.
Seattle
Fs
laite
BOAT BUILDER.
T. L, Driscoll
BOATBUILDING AND REPAIR
INO A 8PECIALTY.
22nd and Eichangt 8trett
UNDERTAKERS.
J. A, UIL1IAUUH & CO.,
Undertakers aud Kmbulnier.
Kxporlfiiotul Ludv AnNlmaut
. When DoHlrcd.
Call Promptly Attended Day
or Night.
Tatton lidg. liithnml Dunne 8U
ASTOUIA. OKE.UON
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TRANSPORTATION.
The "K" Une
PASSENGERS . " FREIGHT
Jim, nwrf. yMf sw .. . t ; ;
Steamer Lurline
Night Boat for Portland and
Way Landings. .
Leaves Astoria daily eicept Sunday
at 7 p. m.
Leaves Portland Daily eicept Sonaay
t 7 a. m.
Quirk Service Excellent Meals
Good Bertha
Landing Astoria Flavel Wharf.
Landing Portland Foot Taylor It
G. B. BLESSINO, Agent
Phono Main 2761.
TRANSPORTATION.
CANADIAN PACIFIC
,7EMPRI8" Line of th Atlantlo
LESS THAN FOUR DAYS AT SEA
During the summer season, the
Empresses saif from Quebec to Liver
pool; fast and luxurious. Nine hun
dred miles in sheltered waters of the
St Lawrence River and Gulf. Short
ocean trip. Use this route and avoid
sea sickness.
Summer sailing lists and rates now
ready.
Apply to any Ticket Agent or
James Finlayson, Agent, Astoria, Or.
MEDICAL.
UnpreeeusnUd
suooeisee of
Df C- SEE WO
THE GREAT
CHINESE D0CT01
Who Is known
thronehont tlm TTnitA.l
States on account of
q& Us wonderful mires.
No poisons or drucrs him.. Ha muMn.
tees to cure eaUrrh, asthma, lung aad
throat trouble, rheumatism, nervousness,
stomach, liver and kidney, iemale com
plaints and all nhrnnln illu.ui
SUCCESSFUL HOME TREATMENT.
if you cannot call write for symptom
blank and circular, Inclosing 4 cents la
stamps. v 7
THE C. GEE W0 MEDICINE CO.
12 First St., Corner Morrison.
PORTLAND, OREGON.
Please mention the Aatorisn.
CONTRACTORS.
J, B, Benoit & Son
Contractors and Builders. .
Estimates given. Repairs a Specialty.
Phone Red 2413. 893 Commercial St.
LAUNDRIES. 1
Those Pleated Bosom Shtrfa
The kind, known by dressy men in
the summer, are' difficult articles to
launder nicely. Unless you know just
how to do it, the front pleats wonkt
iron down smooth, and the shirt
front will look mussy. Our, New
Press Ironer irons them without
rolling or , stretching. , Try jt-
TROY LAUNDRY, '
Tenth and Duane. Phone Main 1991