THE'MOnNING: ASTOR I AN? ASTORIA, 3IiE60N.
- IUNDAY,. MARCH M, 1901.
7:
SOiTohight
First Performance
Will Be Given: '
At The
Bijou Dream
' 6S4 COMMERCIAL STREET
BETWEEN FIFTEENTH SIXTEENTH
Moving Pictures
and Illustrated
..
Songs
PERFORMANCES LASTING ONE HOUR,
; FUN AND AMUSEMENT FOR ALL
Admission 10c
Children 5 c
PROCRaM CHANCES MONDAY
WEDNESDAY AND SATURDAY
The Old Reliable
CHICAGO
PAINLESS
DENTISTS
Cor. Commercial and Eleventh St.
ASTORIA, ORE.
Phone 3901
Headquarters
PORTLAND, ORE. ;.
Are equipped to do a& kinds of
Dental work at very lowest price.
Nervous people and those anlkted
with heart weakness may have no
fear of the dental chair. '
22 K. crown.. $100
Bridge work, per tooth.. .....160
Gold fillings $1X0 op
Silver fillings... 50c to $1X0
Best robber plate $800
Alominom-Iine plate $10 to $15X0
These offices are modern through
out We are able to do all work
bsolutely painless. Our success is
due to uniform high grade work by
gentlemanly operators having 10
to 15 years- experience. Vegetable
Vapor, patented and used only by
us for painless extraction of teeth,
50c A binding guarantee given
with all work for 10 years. Exami
nation and consultation .FREE.
Lady in attendance. Eighteen of
fices in the United States.
Cor. Commercial and Eleventh Sts,
over Danziger store,
mi in in,, mini i l
More than two-thirds of your life
you wear shoes. Did you ever think
of that?
The Dr. A Reed
Cushion Shoe
Was built to give your feet comfort
two-thirds of your life; the rest you
sleep.
The W. L Douglas
Shoe
Hat a world-wide reputation. Wear
one and be up to date.
s. aSmre
543 BOND STREET.
Opposite Fisher Bros.
Best kinds of logging shoes, han
made, always on hand.
ASTORIA
DANCING
SCHOOL.
Exchange street, opposite Skating
"Rink. Open every day and evening.
Pupils can enter any grade from
beginning to advanced classes. Our
weekly social dance, every Wednes
day evening, has become very popu
lar. Admission, gentlemen, 50c; ladiei
frat, .
ELK S IN BLACK FACE
A MAGNIFICENT PRODUCTION
IN PREPARATION.
Exalted Ruler
JOHN C McCUE,
Proclaiming the Great Elks' Minstrel
Show.
"Hurray! Hurray! All in for the
"Big Show."
The greatest aggregation of wild
and untainted talent ever gathered to
gether for one occasion will be on
exhibition at the Astoria Theatre,
Monday and Tuesday, March 30 and
31. One price admits to all and
every ticket of admission entitles the
holder to a valuable prize. Nothing
like this effort has ever been seen
here before and the Mayor and Chief
of Police have issued a manifest or
dering every man, woman and child
in this vicinity to attend and receive
350 hearty laughs in 135 minutes. Be
on hand early and avoid the rush."
Costumed in clothes that will fair
ly holler, backed by costly scenery
and an augmented orchestra, sur
rounded by glittering electrical effects,
the Elks' Grand Company of minstrel
performers will fairly shout melody
across the footlights and the come
dians wil entertain with merry jest in
one grand imposing melodious out
break. Preparations are moving with
enthusiasm and vigor and what will
undoubtedly prove to be the greatest
entertainment ever given in the local
theatre, will be the result of all this
activity among the Elks.
the chairman of the local Rose" Festi
val Committee, Mr. Lamar, that t he
rould be present W briefly tell the
members personally about the ', ar
rangements that are being made, for
this big entertainment. The brick and
terra cotta proposition under the, di
rection of Mr. Ogan is progressing
satisfactorily and it is probable that
he will have quite a large number of
small preliminary samples to exhibit
before the members, Thefciln will
be put in operation next week if pos
sible when the actual tests will be
made in commercial siaes. A number
of matters of an executive nature are
to come up for consideration and the
outlook for the year, Manager Whyte
says, is highly satisfactory and encouraging.
Speaks For Itself.
Astoria, Or., March 23rd.
Editor Astorian: In the last issued
of a local paper appeared an item in
which it stated that John Nolan had
been in certain precincts circulating a
oetition for W. C. A. Fohl for county
coroner, and number of people
thoueht it referred to me. I have not
circulated any petition for Mr. Pohl
for coroner or any other person. I
ask that this be published to set me
right before the public.
JOHN F. NOWLEN.
"CHARLIE" CALLENDER,
Who Has Quit the Mines to Appear
With the Elks.
When "Charlie" Callender saw Sen
ator "Bill" Scholfield's picture in the
"Astorian" the other morning, pro
fessional jealousy got the better of
him and he protested strongly to the
committee. He claimed to be a much
better comedian than "Bill" and want
ed his picture put in the paper. To
pacify him and keep peace in the com
pany, the director told him to have his
picture taken for publication with the
result that a splendid likeness of him
adorns this article. Just as the photo
grapher pressed the button, poor
Charlie burst into tears, and the
camera caught the sad expression
which is depicted above. Notice the
agony in his eyes, and the drop of
his cupids-bow mouth. If you look
carefully you can see the tears cours
ing down his rosy red cheeks. How
ever, everything has been arranged to
his satisfaction and he has been prom
ised a milk bath and the stars' dress
ing room. "Charlie" is one of the
shining lights in the company and
will be seen n all his peistine beauty
on both nights of the show.
4 C C C C
CHAMBER OF COMMERCE.
Meeting Monday Evening When Im
portant Matters Will Come Up.
The regular meeting of the Cham
ber of Commerce will take place at
7:30 o'clock prompt Monday evening,
this being the last of the meetings of
the winter season to begin at that
hour with the first meeting' in April
the hour of assembly will be 8 o'clock.
A representative of the Rose Festival
Association of Portland has notified
TRAFFICKING IN OLD HORSES
Horrible and revolting to the ex
treme is the traffic in old worn-out
horses reirularly caried on between
Ensland and the Netherlands, ending
with the final scene in which the most
useful and human of all domestic an
imals is served up on a platter in the
form of so-called Bologna sausage
and filet d'anvers.
The sufferings of the horses are the
most intense during the passage from
England to Rotterdam on shipboard.
Tied up in roughly constructed stalls
between decks, they are at the mercy
of the storms, and in many instances
are thrown into tangled heaps
on top of one another. All that sur
vive are dragged from this tangled
heap to start the miserable proces
sion through the streets to the
slaughter house, their most unsightly
wounds covered with sacking. A
picture of old horses tethered in the
hold of a vessel accompanies an arti
cle on the subject in the, April num.
ber of Popular Mechanics.
CLASSIFIED
SITUATION WANTED.
WANTED-POSITION AS COOKS
: in a logging camp for man and
wife. Address f'C," Astorian Office.
HELP WANTEDMALE. , jf
YOUR OWN BUSINESS GET IJJ
to business for yourself; the jewelry
business; learn watchmaking, engrav-
ing and optics; easy terms; positions
secured; money earned while learn
ing. Seattle Watchmaking School,
cor. Fourth and Pike, Seattle.
WANTED SINGLE YOUNG MAN
of good habits to travel with a crew
ami learn a good paying business.
Call 6:30 to 7:30 p. m., room 50,
Hotel Irving. ,
roa sale,
FOR SALE-TWO LOTS. 75x150
feet; in Chinook; will sell for $1500;
a bargain. Address Chat. Eklund,
Chinook. 3-15-2w.
FOR SALE FURNITURE OF A
5-roora house; all ready to move
into; low rent; centrally located.
WESTERN REALTY CO., '
172 Tenth St
"CLOTHES AND THE MAN.'
"Belinda the Beautiful Boilermaker".
A Novelette.
It was a dark and gloomy night;
the noonday sun shone brightly on
the lovely asphalt pavements of As
toria. Just then a soul-stirring thing
happened! Approaching on the feet
o fthe wind was Belinda, the beautiful
boilermaker! In hot pursuit thunder
ed Relentless Rudolph, the Remorse
less Ruffina. "He! Ha!" cried he,
between his clenched teeth. "At last
you are mine," and with one wild
plunge he seized her lovely form in
his grasp. With their breath coming
in short pants, they heaved mightily,
back and forth, and suddenly, with
one superhuman effort, Beautiful Be
linda freed herself from the ferocious
fiend . '"Unhand me villian,' she cried,
in accents wjld. "Give me, oh give
me back me-h chee-ild. I will never
be your bride. I am promised to an
other." The furious Relentless Ru
dolph laughed with ghoulish glee and
as he started towards her said.
"Wherefore, O beauteous maiden, wilt
thou not marry me." With superb
scorn flashing from her lovely orbs,
a one glance she took in his ill-fitting
abiliments and said, "Because," you
do not wear .
BENJAMIN CLOTHES
to be had only at JUDD BROS.
FOR SALE-THE STOCK , AND
fixtures of general store located a
few miles from Astoria; very clean
stock, and will invoice about $7000.
Particulars at
WESTERN REALTY CO.
ONE HUNDRED-ROOM HOTEL
for tale; doing a splendid business;
good opportunity for a first-class
hotel man.
WESTERN REALTY CO.
FOR SALE-ONE-QUARTER OR
one-half interest In summer re
sort hotel doing a fine business; over
100 rooms and always engaged 'way
ahead.
WESTERN REALTY CO.
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DENTISTS I nTOMTATJttSI f
F t f . ' f
DR. VAUQHAN
Dentist
Pythian Building, Astoria, Oregon
DR. W. C LOGAN
Dentist '
Commercial St Sbanshsn Bldg.
LAUNDRIES.
Those Pleated Bosom Shirts
The kind known by dreny men In
the summer, are difficult srtlclel to
launder nicely. Unless you know Just
how to do It, the front pleatt won't
iron down smooth, and the shirt
front will look muisy. Our New
Prett Ironer ironi them without
rolling or stretching. Try it
TROY LAUNDRY,
Tenth and Duane, Phone Main 1991
HOUSE MOVERS.
FREDR1CKSON BROS.-We mtke
a tpecialty of house moving, car
penters, contractors, general jobbing;
prompt attention to all orders. Cor
ner Tenth and Duane streets.
MASSAGING.
Massaging
IN ALL ITS BRANCHES; WARM
baths If necessary; thorough com
petency is assured.
MRS. M. HEYNO,
87 W. Bond Street Astoria.
FURNITURE.
FOR SALE-THE FURNITURE
of a large lodging bouse; rooms
always full; low rent
WESTERN REALTY CO.
FOR SALE-FURNITURE, COM
plete for an eight-room house;
cheap if taken with a week; party
going away. R. W. Strand, Alder
brook .. ...... 3-20-3t.
FOB ROT.
FOR RENT 2 UNFURNISHED
office rooms, near court house. In
quire 386 Commercial street up
stairs. 2-7-tf.
FOR RENT OR FOR SALE-NINE
room house, cor. Jerome and 17th
streets. Apply to Capt. Ferchen,
330 17th street. 2-2tf.
FOR RENT-THREE OR FOUR
nicely furnished housekeeping
rooms. 307 Ninth street.
LOST.
LOST-FOX TERRIER; ROUGH
coat, four black spots, black head;
answers to the name "Patsy." Return
to A. R. Carruthers, 638 Exchange
street. Reward. 3-21-3t.
FOR RENT FURNISHED FLAT;
3 rooms; ground floor; $15 per
month. 116 Eighth street.
PROFESSIONAL CARD).
ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW
CHARLES H. ABERCROMBIE
Attorney-at-Law
City Attorney Offices: City Hall
Prof. H. A. Howell, of Havana, Cuba,
Recommends Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy.
"As long ago as I can remember
my mother was a faithful user and
friend of Chamberlain's Cough Rem
edy, but never in my life have I real
ized its true value until now, writes
Prof. H. A. Howell, of Howell's
American School, Havana, Cuba. "On
the night of February 3rd our baby
was taken sick with a very severe
cold, the next day was worse and the
following night his condition was
desperate. He could not lie down
and it was necessary to have him in
the arms every moment. Even then
his breathing was difficult. I did not
think he would live until morning. At
last I thought of my mother's remedy,
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy, which
we gave, and it afforded prompt re
lief, and now, three days later, he
has fully recovered. Under the cir
cumstances I would not hesitate a
moment in saying that Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy, and that only, taved
the life of our dear little boy." For
ale by Frank Hart and leading drug
gilts.
JOHN C McCUE
Attorney-at-Law
Deputy District Attorney
Page BuildinR finite .
HOWARD M. BROWNELL
Attorney-at-Law
Office with Mr. J. A. Eakin, at 420
Commercal St., Astoria.
OSTEOPATHS.
DR. RHODA C. HICKS
Osteopath
Office Mansell Bldg. Phone Black 2061
63 Commercial St., Astoria, Ore.
BUSINESS DIRECTORY.
RESTAURANTS.
TOKIO RESTAURANT.
351 Bond Street
Of posite Ross, Higgins & Co.
Coffee with Pie or Cake 10 Cts.
FIRST-CLASS MEALS '
Regular Meals 15 Cts. and Up.
U. S. RESTAURANT.
434 Bond Street
Coffee with Pie or Cake, 10 Cts.
First-Class Meals, IS Cts,
Hildetrand & Gor
HOUSE-CLEANING TIME.
We sell Liquid Veneer, Jap-a-Lac,
Linoleum Varnish, the three greatest
furniture and floor renovators known.
Go-cart rubber tires renewed. Cur
tain stretchers sold or rented.
HOTELS.
HOTEL OXFORD
Sixth and Oak Strs, Portland, Ore.
A strictly modern hotel in center
of business district; suites with or
without private baths, running hot
and cold water in every room; plenty
of free baths. Rates $1.00, $1.50 and
$2.00.
. VICTOR BRANDT, Prop.
, J. A, OIH1AUGH ft C04
Undertakora and Kmrtftlmcrs.
Experienced! Lady AaaJatavht
When Desired.
Culls Promptly Attended Day
or Nlyht,
Tutton iMir. lath nd DnaneSU
ASTORIA. OHE.UON
IMioiieMnliiUlil
BOAT BUILDER
T, L. Driscoli"
BOATBUILDINQ AND REPAIR.'
INQ A SPECIALTY.
22nd and Exchange Stmt
TRANSPORTATION.
Tht"KM -Iter
PASSENGERS. FREIGHT
Steamer - Lurlinc
Night Boat for Portland and
Way Landings.
Leaves Astoria dally except Sunday
at 7 p. m.
Leaves Portland Dally except Smuts
at 7 sum.
Quirk Service Excellent Meals
Good Bertha
Landing Astoria Flsvel Wharf.
Landing Portland Foot Taylor St
O. a BLESSINO, Agent
Phone Main 2761.
HOTEL PORTLAND
Finest Hotel in the Northwest
PORTLANDORE.
European Plan Only.
H. C BOWERS. Manager.
CABINETMAKERS.
New Upholstering
Shop
First-class work guaranteed. Ud-
holstering and cabinet work nicely
and neatly done. Furniture of all
kinds repaired. Pricet right. t
164 8th St., bet. Coml. and Duane Sts.
J. H. BOWLSBY. if;
TRANSPORTATION.
l'''wlssatssBSsss(
CANADIAN PACIRIC
'lajlPlitsr' Line el th7Atlntl
LESS"THAN FOUR DAYS AT 8EA
During the summer season, the
Empresses tail from Quebec to Liver
pool; fast and luxurious. Nine hun
dred miles in sheltered waters of the
St Lawrence River and Gulf. Short
ocean trip. Use thlt route and avoid
tea sickness.
Summer sailing lists and rates now
ready.
Apply to any Ticket Aaent. nr
James Finlayson, Agent, Astoria, Or.
FISH MARKET.
Fs
market
77 Ninth St., near Bond
Fresh and Salted Fish.
Game and Poultry.
Groceries, Produce and Fruit
Imported and' Domestic
Goods.
P. Bakotitch & Feo, Proprs. ,
Phone Red 2183 -
WINES AND LIQUORS.
Eagle Concert Hall
(320 Astor Street)
Rooms for rent by the dav. week, or
month. Best rates in town.
P. A. PETERSON, Prop.
PLUMBERS.
..Will
PLUMBER
Heating Contractor, Tinner
AND
Sheet Iron Worker
ALL WORK GUARANTEED
425 Bond Street
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O SPICES, o
BAIflNG POWDER,
Abtoluh Purify, fines. Flavor,
Onafetf S!rerh, C?wcielk Ma
CLOSSETGDZYERS
PORTLAND,
a na.ii
iDZYERS
,OBEOON. j
MEDICAL.
Unprecedented
Suooettes'of
DS. G- GEE WO
TEX GREAT :
CEUCESB DOCTOR
Who is . knows
.throughout the United
8tats oa account of
Me wonderful eures.
No poftona or dniM . n
ts to eur, catarrh, asthma, lung and
vruuuie, roeumatistB, iserrousness,
stomach, liver and kl.lrnw u.u
plaints and all ehronle diseases.
SUCCESSFUL HOME TREATMEKT.
If TOu cannot mil wrlu .
Manic ,ad elreular, Incloslm 4 eanU la a
stamps,; , '
THE C GEE W0 MEDICINE CO.
I62 First St., Corner Morrison,
PORTLAND, 0RIO0H.
fleets meittSo X Attoriaa,