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THE MORNING ASTORIAN. ASTORIA, OitEGON.
SATURDAY, JANUARY 25, 1908.
LOST AND FOUND.
IDUKD-BUXCn OF KEYS; FINDER
ean have same by proving property
and naying for this ad. 1-21-St.
fiTTUATIOX WANTED BY MARRIED
woman m housekeeper; good cook;
tami of children. Address Housekeeper,
Aotorian office. 1-22-tf.
WANTED A PARTNER IN SMALL
saaitariuniK$100 required; gentleman
m kdr. Address Diedrkk Astorias
CHARLES H. ABSRCROMBDS
Offices, City Hall
JOHN C McCUE,
Deputy District Attorney.
Pag Building, Suit 4.
IQR .RENT A BROOM FLAT. EN-
train 1289 Franklin. 1-22-fit
TWO SECOND HAND TYPE
writers for sale cheap. Call at office
f the Astoria Abstract Title & Trust
Col. 186 Eleventh street, Astoria,
tOS SALE THE STOCK AND Fix
tures of a general store located a few
n from Astoria; very clean stock.
kad will invoke about 47000. Par-
WESTERN REALTY CO,
tsrE hundred-room hotel for
amle; doing a splendid business; good
importunity for a first-class hotel ma.
WESTERN REALTY CO.
fOB SALE ONE-QUARTER OR ONE
Wtf interest in a summer resort
ketml Utano a fin business: over 100
Mesas and always engaged way ahead.
WESTERN REALTY OO.
rOK SALE THE FURNITURE OF A
krgs lodging bouse; rooms always
tall; low rent Westerm Realty Co.
MONEY TO LOAN.
MONEY TO LOAN ON REAL ESTATE
security at reasonable rates; bonds,
'county snd city warrants and other
securities bought and sold; sgent Stats
Land Board; for investment- funds 6
per cent interest. Insurance. F. L Dun
bar, 207 Astoria Savings Bank Build
ing. - l-7-30t
NOTICE OF ANNUAL MEETING OF
Stockholders Notice is hereby given
that the annual meeting of the Union
Fishermen's Co-Opera tive Packing Corn
pany, will be held according the by
laws of said corporation, and at the
hall of the Columbia River Fishermen's
Protective Union, la Astoria, Oregon, on
Monday, January 27, 1906, at 1 o'clock
Attest: FRANS KANKKONEN,
PROPOSALS FOR BIDS.
NOTICE Bids axe hereby asked for
publishing proceedings of the County
Court for the year 1908. Bids to state
fries per inch or square and style of
, AU bids to be filed on or before Feb
ruary 1, 1908. Court reserving the right
to reject any and all bids.
By order of the County Court
J. C. CLINTON,
l-ll-7t County Clerk.
NOTICE Bids are hereby asked for the
redecking, replacing defective piling or
any piling gone, replacing any defective
stringers or caps. Also sway braces and
proper railing of the Youngs Bay draw
"bridge. Turnouts to be made when new
piles are driven.
Planking to be 3 in. 18 feet long and
laid diagonally. Bidders to state amount
and dimensions required. All of the
present lumber now on said bridge that
can be used, to be used. And all lumber
that ean not be used to be saved and to
be taken care of by the Supervisor.
Court reserves the right to purchase
the material if considered cheaper by
Work to be done first-class and to be
accepted by the county road master.
Court reserves the right to reject any
m all bids. Bids to be filed with the
terk on or before February 1, 1908.
By order of the County Court.
J. C. CLINTON.
I-ll-18t County Clerk.
HOWARD M. BROWNILL,
Office with Mr. J. A. Ealda, at It.
Commsrdal St, Astoria.
631 Bond Street
Opposite Ross, Hlggini 4 Co.
Coffee with Pie or Cake to Cta. .
Regular Meals is Cta. and Up.
U. S. RESTAURANT.
434 Bond Street
Coffee with Pie or Cake to Cta,
First Class Meals 13 Cents.
Pythiaa Building, Astoria. Oregon.
DR. W. C LOGAN
DR. RH0DA C HICXS
Office ManseU Bid. Phone Black Mil
I7t Commercial BU Astoria, Ore,
H. B. Parker,
E. P. Parker,
1 was sitting In the smoking room of
an Atlantic liner when I full Into con
versation with an English cockney.
Ito boasted n great deal about tho de
sirability of a royal family, a nobility,
A yem lifter I saw tin aeeouut of the
tsiTONt of two Connecticut Yankees who
fcuule It tlielr bimtncss to travel on
oevun liners nml do Innocent Innibs.
Their descriptions tallied with the men
who und done- me, mid when they were
tried I wont to court to see thorn, As
I expected, they were the cockney and
tho man who had Induced me to tench
him a letuion In American history.
They wore convicted and sent up for
some years, I nodded to them as they
and, above all, decried America for . were led past me out of court, but re-
tmvlng so little history behind her. Ho reived ouly a stnre In return,
talked so offensively that I became lr- BARTON L. INURAUAM.
have something of a history," 1 i ' , .
said. "At least vhat we have Is oft ,,..- " T
!.,.... .. ..,,1 .u,,i.......t : "v'"
of the country, the colon In I period, nil
fREDRICKSON BROS We make a
fpecialty of house moving, carpenters,
sontraetora, general jobbing: prompt at
tention to all orders. Corner Tenth and
First -class in Every Respect Free
Coach to the House. Bar and Billiard
Room. Good Check Restaurant Good
Sample Rooms on the Grand Floor for
Astoria's Newest and Best Hotel.
Eleventh and Duane Streets. '
Rooms, Single or ea Suite, Steam
Heated, Hatha, Running Water in Every
Rates, 60s to SIJO; Special by Week
Phone Main 3911.
MRS. J. COLLINS, Manage
Finest Hotel in the Northwest
European Plan Only.
H. C BOWERS, Manager.
tench a lessou of man's prowess aud
hardihood. Of course to an English-
man our Revolution could uot be Inter
"That was 110 light," ho said. "Yon
couldn't expect England to send troops
serosa the ocean In those days, when .
there wasn't nothlu' but salllu' ships. '
know all about your Revolution.
There wasn't but one 0' the generals
that was 'alf deceut-tunt fellow Burr
that turned over West Point to tt.i
"Burr didn't turn over West Point to
the British. Arnold did thnt-Beuedlet
"Well, now, 1 fancy I know some
thin' about that as well as you. Do
y' suppose I 'aveu't the education to
take la a little bit of a story that don't
. - ...,
woman, ' I never met a man so mini
to ulciiie as my hulmml,"
"The Idea!" exclaimed' the spiteful
Miss Knox. "How uulckly men change.
It was only 11 few years ng that he
proved to yoii."-l'hIliuti'l.liln Press.
, 337 BOND ST., NEAR EIGHTH ,
All Kinds of Fish
FRESH, SALTED AND SMOKED.
0011 jjrinxs ana men Fruit
JOS. THERDICK, Prop,
"Do you think that llucon would
have Ihhu content to Mtvo his niuiio
off the 81mkotHannu plays If ho wrote
"Yes," nusiwered Mr. Stormlngton Groceries, Produce and Fruit
names, "ir ne saw tiiem nctci as 1 imported and Domestic
haHd ss.utts tttitnt " USauMiits'titti frit til I
77 Ninth St, ' near Bond
Fresh and Salted Fish.
Game and Poultry,
Trouble Ahead For Him.
"I will wait for you on the other
shore," she siild Just before alio closed
her eyes for the lust time.
"Heavens!" he busihhI. "What ex-
.m . (i... wrtri,f. hiiM. cuse can 1 mnke If I happen to be
Geuernl Aaron Burr sent Major An- later-Chicago Record Herald.
P. Bakotitch & Feo,,Proprs.
rbone Red E1M
dre with the papers"
"You uienn Ueuernl Arnold sent Mn
Jor Andre with the papers."
"No, I don't I mean general Aaron
A innn Hitting beside me turned and
said to me:
"There's only oue way to cure these
Britishers of their conceit, and that U
to give thcin a chance to back their
oplnlous with their money. It you'll
offer to bet hi in a ten dollar bill that
he's wronc, be must either take you or
acknowledge that he's got the thlntt
"A pretty fool I'd be." snld the cock
ney, "to bet and you the ouly ono here
to hold the stakes or leave the decision
to. 1 ain't so bloody stoopld as that."
You dou't need to leave it to me,"
said my partisan. "Any man aboard
How He Mansgsd It
Brlggs You've lieeu successful in
running an automobile, now do you
Grlggs-There's only one rule run It
all the time as If you were cared to
death.-New York Ufe.
T, L. Driscoll
Boatbuilding and Repar-
mg a specialty.
22 nd t ad Exchange street.
Ethel-Tlmt sUioeii yenr old boy ask
ed me to marry him.
ICdlth-Aiid yon threw him over?
Ethel-Yes; tld him It was against
the law to catch lolisiers so young.
Ths Fatiguing Part.
"1 see you've got a motor car.
son't supix) it's hnrd to run."
"Not nearly so bard as It Is t walk.
this snip woo knows anytliing knows mats what manes me tireu. rnua
that Benedict Arnold was the traitor" delphla Press.
Traitor!" the cockney cried. Special Announcement Regarding the
un, snm up: xne gentleman nets , .
you 10 you're wrong. Do you take j "" "0, I
Hasty Messenger Co.
433 Commercial St.
NIGHT OR DAT SERVICE.
Phone Main 372L
Of ALL ITS BRANCHES; WARM
baths if necessary; thorough compe
tency is sssured.
MRS. M. HETH0,
87 W. Bond Street, Astoria.
The K" "ne
I I 1 J ssa sues a
rfatw, - jl UE8IQN3 , -
,,rflf,, Copyrights 4c .
Anrnne sending a nket b and decri ptlon m
tnl'klT ascertain our opinion free whether an
?nvmit1nti tfl nrohablir patenrubte. Communira
estrlcf lyoonailenllaJ. HANDBOOK on Patent
entfree. Oldest alienor for aecunii ; patent.
fatenu taken tbrnuKU Munn i Co. receive
tftcUtl noUct, without charge, to the
Ahandaomelrllrortmtjil weeWr. Ifmert elr.
EiUNN & Co.3e,Broadwa'- New York
Steamer - Lurline
Night Boat for Portland and
Leaves Astoria daily except Sunday at
Leares Portland Daily except Sunday
at j a. m.
Quick Service Excellent Meals
Landing Astoria FUvel Wharf,
Landing Portland Foot Taylor St
G. B. BLESSING, Agent
phone Mala 1761.
Use Big e for ttonattiral
'iritationi or ulcerationf
A mticoaa membranes, j
faimest, ana noi aiiriP
geut or poiconoua,
Sold by DruirffUIAt
or rnt In plain wrapped
by exprefs, prepaid, ir
$1.00. sir Z bottlea 12.7ft.
Circuit ftaak on tauttOfl
EMPRESS" Lino of the Atlantlo
The Empresses sail from Quebec
to Liverpool; two days on the majes
tic St. Lawrence and less than four
days at sea; fast and luxurious. Write
for summer sailing lists, rates and in
formation. James Finlayson, Agent,
Ifo Students, Ho Cocaine. Ho Gas.
We lr ili
We will forfeit $1000 to any char
itable institution for any Dntirt who
can compete with us in erowa and
bridge work, or teeth without plates.
Psy no fancy fees until you have eon
suited us. Our continued success in
our many offices is due to the uni
form high-grade work done by years
of experienced operators. The prices
emoted below are absolutely the best
opportunity to get your money's
worth which has ever been offered.
We use nothing but the best ma
terials. Beat SUrer PiUingi 30c
Platinum Fillings Iiao
Gold & Platinum Alloy FUlinga.l1.s3
Gold Fillings Ism to I5.00
S. S. White Layon Crown I340
Gold Crowns, best sale, extra
heavy t. I3M
Bridgework, per tooth, best work. .I5
Best Rubber Plate, S. S. white
Aluminnm-lined Plate $10 to lis
A binding guarantee given with all
work for 10 years. J
Used only by us for Painless Extrac
tion of teeth, 30c
Read What Mrs. Jessie Level Say.
I had 12 teeth extracted by the use
of Vegetable Vapor, absolutely pain
less the most plessing effect and
highly recommend the method. Yours
MRS. JESSIE LEVEL
And those afflicted with heart weak
ness ean have their teeth extracted
and filled without the least pain
Chicago Dental Parlors
Northwest Cor. Commercial and nth.
Phone Main 3901. " "
The largest and bt-equippid Den
tal establishment in the Northwest.
Seventeen offices in the United States.
LADY IN ATTENDANCE,
See that you are in the right offiee.
"Yes, I'll take him, and I don't ol-!
Ject to your holdin' the stakes, but I d
object to your decklln' the bet"
My defender looked at me, with 11
wink, and I handed him $10, which
We are pleased to announce that
Foley's Honey and Tar for coughs, colds
and lung troubles Is not sffected by the
National Pure Food snd Drug law as rt I
contains no opiates or' other harmful I
Heating .Contractor, Tinner
Sheet Iron Worker ""
ALL WORK GUARANTEED
413 Bond Street
t. . ...... ... s
Virgr yon another ten.- ...d t.,o!d'T' ' J PLEATED BOSOM SHIRTS
tnliA hnhW remeoy lor ouimren ana auuiii. 1. r.
"No," replied the cockney, apparent-'. Leurin, Owl Drug Store,
ly somewhat shaken by the mnn'a con-
fldeueo. "Two pound Is enough t Fifth avenue doctors deny that
take out of a pair of greenhorns on a there is an epidemic of sneexing
small thing like that." ' umfmg tie residents of that thorotigh-
.very mBD WB0 came into me sinos- fare u wa$ probabIy the taIk o( lhe
You can avoid pneumonia snd other
serious results from a cold by taking
Foley's Honey and Tar. It stops the
cough and expels the cold from the sys
tem ss it Is mildly laxative. Refuse
any but the genuine in the yellow
T. F. Laurln. Owl Drug Store.
Simple Remedy For La Grippe
La grippe coughs are dangerous as
they frequently develop Into pneumonia.
V , GILBAUOH & CO.,
I Undertakers and Erulialmers.
t Experienced Lady Assistant
, When Desired.
Calls Promptly Attended Day
Patton Bdg. 12th and Dunne Sts
Phone Main 2111
Hildebrand & Gor
Our clearing sale runs
the year through,
BARGAINS AT ANY TIME
467 Commercial Street
Tar contains.no harmful drugs and Is in
a yellow package. Refuse substitutes.
Bow to Avoid Appendicitis.
West Polnt-or tried to surrender ,t ( approaching wedding that the pass-
to tho British, snd erery man nsmoil j cr,"Dy
Benedict Arnold. After four personi 1
had thus decided the bet the cocknev How to Avoid Pneumonia
permitted the stake holder to turn over
tho money to me, which he did, to the
cockney's apparent discomfiture. Ho
was surly about it and vowed he'd get
even with me before the end of the
voyatre. I was dissatisfied with my
self for being led Into taking the fel
low's money, but the man who sug
gested the bet said It served him right , packsge,
uuu wouiu icacn mm mat mere wns
American history, after all.
The evening before we reached port
the cockney came to me with n novel
bet on English history. He offered to
bet me 50 that I couldn't namo the
kings and queens of England from
Henry VIII. to Charles II., (I to for
feit $100 for every error I made. Of
course the forfeits were to my disad
vantage, bnt there should be big odd
In my opponent's favor. I couldn't
very well decline to give the innn bis
revenge, especially as he seemed Very
anxious for It, he offering to leave both
the stakes and the decision to the man
who had served as stake holder before.
This person enmo up while we were
talking, and I could hardly refuse. We
each deposited .r.O and I an additional
?200 for two possible errors, which
were to be the limit paid for. I was to
write out my statement and hand It to
the stake holder. This I did from' mem
ory, since I bad no books for reference.
I named Edward VI., Mnry. Elizabeth,
.Tames I., James II., Charles I.', Charles
II. and Cromwell as de facto king.
The decision of the referee was de
layed till late ot night; then it was
handed me, written out on paper. It
Lady Jane Qroy, proclaimed queen,
Omitted. Cromwell, never proclaimed king
and not o atylcd, put In. You loie tlm
bet. 150. and pny forfeit for ths two above
errors, In all 2S0. . 1
1 saw no more of the cockney nor
the friend who had so sympathetically
seconded me In my first bet till the
next morning, when I noticed them go
ing down the gangplank arm In arm.
laughing and chatting together, doubt-,
less over the clever manner In which
they had done me out of a balance of
$2.40, .. '..
The kind known by dtessy men la the
mmmer, are difficult articles to launder
alcely. Unless you know just soar to
to it, the front pleat wont iron dowa
wooth, and the shirt front will look
siussx Our New Press troatr Irons
(htm without rolling or stretching. Try
it Troy Laundry, Tenth and Duaae.
Phone Main 1W1.
DR. C. i 10
Who is known
rvDf tb'owbont the United
'iJtti-rtz'-i States on aceount I
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No poton or drags uset. Be guarai
Folcv's Honev and Tar not onlv atons catarrh, asthma, luna and
the cough but heals and strengthens the lhrot troubls, rheumatism, nervousness,
lungs so that no serious results need be maon, uver and. kidney. ( female torn
feared. The genuine Foley's Honey and E!lni "j U diseases.
auvvwiu vu aval lUtinMI,
If Ton cannot call write for srmutom
blank and circular, inclosing 4 cent la
THE C. GEE W0 MEDICINE CO.
1621 First St, Corner Morrison,
Please mention the Astoriaa.
Most victims of sppendicitls are those
who are habitually constipated. Orlno
Laxative Fruit Syrup cures chronio con-
stitpation by stimulating the liver and
bowels snd restores the natural action
of the bowels. Orlno Lsxatlve Fruit
Syrup does not nauseate or gripe and
is mild and pleasant to take. Refuse
substitutes, T. R. Laurln, Owl Drug
It is announced that a verdict will
be reached in the General Stocsscl
case this week. Why wait? The ver
dict was ready before the trial begun.
A Card V .
This Is to certify that all druggists
are authorised to refund your money if
Foley's Honey and Tar (ails to cure
your cough or cold.-. It stops the cough,
heals the lungs and prevents serious re.
suits from a cold.. Cures la grippe
coughs and prevents pneumonia and eon-
sumption. Contains no opiates. Ths
genuine is in a yellow package. Refuse
substitutes. T. F. Laurln, Owl Drug
IN ONB OR MANY COLORS
IN THE WEST FOR
THE PRODUCTION OF
HIGH GRADE WORK
Wl! Al LOW if UITIM HOUItt
Disturbed the Congregation.
The person who disturbed the con
gregation last Sunday by continually
coughing is requested to buy a bottle
of Foley's Honey and Tar. T. F. Laurln,
Owl Drug Store.
Eagle Concert Hall
(320 Astor St)
Rooms for rent by the dar. week, m
nonth. Best rates In town.
P. A. PETERSON, Pron.
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