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THE MORNING ASTORIAN. ASTOHIA, OREGON. SATURDAY, JANUARY it, 190a, CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING. HELP WANTED. 'A BRIGHT, INTELLIGENT YOUNG an who desire to learn the veteri nary profession wanted for work in a veterinary hospital Cooper's, 20 Mont joinery street, San Francisco, Cal. 14-Ct. PROFESSIONAL CARDi. FOR BNT. JXJRMSI1ED HOUSEKEEPING ROOMS to rent; no children wanted. 330 17th at, P. E. Fercheu. 1815-tf. FOR SALS. JOR SALE ONE SIX-POCKET POOL table and one billiard table.. Apply to B. A. Abbott, Warrenton, administrator fB-J. Abbott. l-H Ct ATTORSEYS-AT-IAW CHARLES H. ABERCROMBTS Attorney-at-Law City Attorneq Office. City Hall JOHN a McCUS, Attorney-At-lw. Deputy District Attorney. Pag Building. Suit 4. FOR SALE A DE LAVEL BABY No. 2 Separator: for particular apply to A W. Wallinrford, Warrenton. l-12-7t FOR SALE A RANCH OF SO ACRES; f-room house; good outside building, II newly painted; 200 fruit trees; IS head of cattle; one span of young axes; two lumber (wagon; mowing toaohine, hay rake, cultivator, plow, har towt, and a new separator; will be told at one-half of their value on account of leaving the country. Address, Nel Oteoa. Oak Point, Wash. 'l-4-12t FOR SALE THE STOCK AND Fix ture of general store located a few Biles from Astoria; very clean stock, 11 vOI invoke about 17000. Par ttealan at WESTERN REALTY CO. ONE HUNDRED-ROOM HOTEL FOR ale; doing a splendid business; good pportunity for a first-das hotel mam. WESTERN REALTY CO. FOR SALE ONE-QUARTER OS ONE naif interest in a summer resort hotel doiwr a fine business; over 100 noma and alway engaged way ahead. WESTERN REALTY CO. HOWARD M. bftOWNIUi Attorney-At-Law. Office with Mr. J. A. lakia, at X. 4 Commtrdal St, Astoria, BUSINESS DIRECTORY. RESTAURANTS. TOKIO RESTAURANT. 531 Bond Street. Opposite Rosa, Biggins A Co. Coffee with Pie or Cake 10 Cts. FIRST-CLASS MEALS. . " Regular Meals 15 Cta. and Up U. S. RESTAURANT. 434 Bond Street Coffee with Pie or Cake 10 Ct. First Class Meal 15 Cents. HOTELS. DENTISTS. Dr. VAUGHAN, DkotTIST Pythian Building. Astoria, Oregon. DR. W. C LOGAN DENTIST Commercial Bt Shanahaa Building OSTEOPATHS. DR. RH0DA a HOO OSTEOPATH Office ManseU Bid. Pnon Black MM 171 Commercial BU Astoria, Ore. ' FOR SALE THE FURNITURE OF A large lodging house; rooms always tail; low rent. Western Realty Co, MONEY TO LOAN. MONEY TO LOAN ON REAL ESTATE ' security at reasonable rates; bonds, county and city warrants and other securities bought and sold; agent State Land Board; for 'investment funds 0 per cent interest. Insurance. F. L Dun fctvr, 207 Astoria Savings Bank Build ing. l-7-30t. PROPOSALS FOR BIDS. NOTICE Bids are hereby asked for publishing proceedings of the County Court for the year 1908. Bids to state vrice per inch or square and style of type All bids to be filed on or before Feb- ruarv 1. 1903. Court reservine the right to reject any and all bids. By order of the County Court. J.C. CLINTON, Ml-7t. County Clerk. NOTICE Bids are hereby asked lor the redecking, replacing defective piling or amy piling gone, replacing any defective Btrinaem nr ram A1m mrfiv braces and proper railing of the Youngs Bay draw bridge. Turnouts to be made when new piles are driven. . Planking to be 3 in. 13 feet long and laid diagonally. Bidders to state amount and dimensions required. All of the present lumber now on said bridge that an be used, to be used. And all lumber that can not be used to be saved and to fce taken care of by the Supervisor. Court reserves the right to purchase the material if considered cheaper by the court. . Work to be done first-class and to be Accepted by the county road master. Court reserves the right to reject any r all bids. Bids to be filed with the clerk on or before February 1, 1908. By order of the County Court. J.C. CLINTON, l-ll-18t. County Clerk. LAUNDRIES. THOSE PLEATED BOSOM SHIRTS The kind known by dtessy men in the Summer, are difficult articles to launder nicely. Unless you know just how to to it, the front pleats won't iron down smooth, and the shirt front will look sonssy. Our New Press i'roner irons them without rolling or stretching. Try H. Troy Laundry, Tenth and.Duane. Phone Main 199L Hildefcrand & Gor Our clearing sale runs the year through. BARGAINS AT ANY TIME 467 Commercial Street MISCELLANEOUS. NOTICE OF ANNUAL MEETING OF Stockholders Notice is hereby given that the annual meeting of the Union Fishermen's Co-Opera tive Packing Com pany, will be held according to the by laws of said corporation, and at the haQ of the Columbia River Fishermen' Protective Union, in Astoria, Oregon, on Monday, January 27, 1808, at 1 o'clock p. m. I CHARLES WILSON, President Attest: FRANS KANKKONEN, Secretary. HOUSE MOVERS. rREDRICKSON BROS W nuk a specialty of house moving, carpenter. ra tractors, general jobbing: prompt at tention to all order. Corner Tenth and Dunne. MESSENGER SERVICE. Hasty Messenger Co. 433 Commercial St. NIGHT OR DAY SERVICE. Phone Main 3721. NORTHERN HOTEL Astoria's Newest and Best Hotel. Eleventh and Duan Street. v Rooms, Single or ea Suite, Steam Heated, Baths, Running Water la Every Room. Rates, SOo to llJSOi Special by Week. Phone Main 3011. V MRS. J. COLLINS, Manage. HOTEL PORTLAND Finest Hotel in the Northwest PORTLAND, ORE. European Plan Only. H. C BOWERS, Manager. MEDICAL. THEGRANDPROMQTER Unprecedented Successes of I fAll VO THE GREAT CHINESE DOCTOR $ Who is known .throughout the United 3 States on account 01 a his - wonderful enre. No poison or drag useu. He gutran tee to euro catarrh, asthma, lung and throat trouble, rheumatism, nervousness, stomach, liver and kidney, iernale torn plaints and all chronic disease. SUCCESSFUL HOME TREATMENT. If you cannot call write for symptom blank and circular, inclosing 4 cent in stamp. THE C. GEE WO MEDICINE CO. 162 First St., Corner Morrison, , PORTLAND, OREGON. Please mention the Astoria. MASSAGING. Massaging 0? ALL ITS BRANCHES; WARM baths if necessary; thorough compe tency is assured. MRS. M. HEYN0, 87 W. Bond Street, Astoria. TRANSPORTATION. PA88ENGER8. FREIGHT. The K" Line Steamer - Lurline Night Boat for Portland and Way. Landings. Leaves Astoria daily except Sunday at 7p.m. Leaves Portland Daily except Sunday at 7 a. m. Quick Service Excellent Meals Good Bertha. Landing Astoria Fiavel Wharf. Landing Portland Foot Taylor ft G. B. BLESSING, Agent Phone Main tjti. BOAT BUILDER. No Students, No Cocaine, No Gas. We will forfeit (1000 to any char itable institution for any Dntist who can compete with us in crown and bridge work, or teeth without pistes. Pay no fancy fee until you bsve eon suited us. Our continued success in our many offices is due to the uni form high-grade work done by year of experienced operators. The prices crnoted below are absolutely the best opportunity to get your money's worth which has ever been offered. We use nothing but the best ma terials. Best Silver Fillings 50c Platinum Fillings Ikoo Gold k Platinum Alloy Filling. Ii.ss Gold Fillings..: fooo to I5.00 8. S. White Layon Crown.. I540 Gold Crowns, best ask, extra heavy . 15x0 Bridgework, per tooth, best work.. Is Best Rubber Plate, S. S. white teeth . I8.00 Aluminum-lined Plate tio to ti) A binding guarantee given with all wonc lor lu years. VEGETABLE VAPOR Used only by us for Painless Extrac tion of teeth, 50c Read What Mrs. Jessie Level Say. I had 12 teeth extracted by the use of Vegetable Vapor, absolutely pain lessthe most pleasing effect and highly recommend the method. Yours truly. MRS. JESSIE LEVEL. Lafayette, Oregon. NERVOUS PEOPLE.' And those afflicted with heart weak ness can have their teeth extracted and filled without the least pain whatever. 5 Chicago Dental Parlors Northwest Cor. Commercial and nth. Phone Main 3001. The largest and best-equipped Den tal establishment in the Northwest. Seventeen office) in the United State. LADY IN ATTENDANCE. - Bee that yon are in the right office. ' The diabolo craze may not last long. There was a ping-pong spssm ono. T.iy Driscoll Boatbuilding and Eepar lng a Specialty. 22 nd t ad Exchange Btreet. Eagle Concert Hall (320 Astor St) I Room for rent by the day, week, or nonth, Best rste in town, r. A. PlDTCTflO.:, Prop Undo Reuben Calls on the Major and Wants to Speculate. WAS THE SOFTEST THING YET ut the Fakir Has a Different Story to Tsll After the Fermer Hinds Him Lsmon In the Form of a Bogus. Cheok. ' Copyrlf ht, 1WT. by P. O. Kastment. The grand promoter ant In hi office doing a little mental arithmetic. II wna owing hi landlady f'.'l for board nd lodging, and he had ttiut morn ing given him nolle that he must pay or leave., II couldn't pay, and he didn't want to leave, and he was fig uring on bow many honeyed words It would take to permit him to bang on a week longer In hope that something would turn up. There was kuock at "tvn solo riTi cow and tbkss hood 1 ron THia." the door. It might be a creditor and It might be some one of whom he could borrow 60 cent. He took hit chance and bade the knocker come In. It was Uncle Reuben from tb coun try. There wore burdock on his trou sers, corn Bilk on hi shoulders and this tledown la his hair, and hi smile wan as bread and Innocent as a sunflower. It just carried one back to mother flapjacks and maple molasses to look at him. . "Say, I'm looking for a feller" be announced a be stood In the door. "Ik you want the corn doctor or Ut dentist?" queried Major Crofoot "Nope; I'm looking for a feller named Crofoot-a feller who speculates and makes a bar"! of money every week. They say be had an office In this building, and I want to see Mm. Zeke Stebbtns was telling about blui at our postofflee the other night." "I am the man," said tb major as be rose up and placed a chair for his call er. "Sit right down. You have come to the right place." Tbanky. So you make lots of mon y for other folks?" "Yes; I divide up a few millions oc casionally." "You do, eh? Waul, by gaul, you are the critter I'm looking for. I've bean trying copper and silver mines and wheat and stocks and haven't made a red cent I want to bit a sure thing this time." The major's heart thumped like an engine. Lie re was innocence and sluj pllcity and confidence; He hadn't bad to bunt it up, but It bad walked dl rectly Into bis arms. He saw any wberes from $10 to $50 in It, and he Dlnched himself to sue if h was awake. "Just sold five cows and three hogs (or this," continued Uncle Reuben as le took out bis wallet and exhibited a check for $190. I can spare It for a good investment, but it's got to be a sure thing. Zeke said you didn't deal In anything else." "Your friend was correct I specu late to make, not to lose." The Major's Motto. "That's the sort of a man I like to deal with. My motto has always been to first get a sure thing and tben go ahead. I never could see wby a fuller wanted to speculate and lose. Oot anything extra good on band jest now?" '" ' " ' " " "The best thing I've had on band for five years," replied the major as he tried bard to conceal bis emotions. "Yes, I was just figuring out the profits when you knocked, and tbey are so tremendous that I'm a bit upset over the figures." "Yes, I notice that you are changing color.every mlnlt or two. Let's hear about it That's what I'm after profits bigger 'n a bouse. No use fooling around six months to make a hundred dollars. Zeke said you sometimes made a hundred for ono." "My friend, I bavo promoted sixteen gigantic enterprises, and each and ev ery one of them has been a magnificent success, I am now about to launch the seventeenth, and, as I said, the profits will be something appalling. Your coming In here this morning Is an act of Providence. I was Junt looking around for an innocent, honest man to act as treasurer of the new incorporation-some one that can b trusted with 110,000,000 at a time." "I never cheated a man in my life," aid the caller. 1 "No, I don't believe you ver did. Our money would be perfectly sf with you, , Tho new lucocuoruUon is eiVtod t ho'i) nnt interimtWtmi Miami Tonic cwupuny, capital $ts,ooo,0X), and liuide ot a tmr our tonto wlli b sold In everr country on tb fae th Us handed 'em ovr to me. They all I got thut I can give away," he added lu explnunttou. "Thank you, Robert, for the gift." ITnrd's tono was umlllod, "And I think you're tlm only one lu thin city who la sorry euougu for me tonight to uiak mo a pn-Nout such a rare and boautl ful present too. But," looking iutently at the llttlo enrt'iaker, "I'd rntuor hava this bnby," mid bo liullcntoii the girl. Robert' lrviiHt henved, but ho sot1 his thlu Hps together uuchlldlslily as, ho bent over the curt Ho carefully uuwedged tho little creature and raised her with nil hla slim strength to Hard's arm. Tho mltliret was not at all afraid. She looked up with her great round yes aud thrust her baby fingers into the thick hair brought within her i reach, laughing at tb result "What la her name?" asked Hard gently. 1 "We're ao busy over to our house, me and mamma, that w bain' round to nnmlu' 'era yet But, ously. "I s'iKKMt you'll be a-uamlu now." Tben. after a si I c tit nauae. rnmn the suggestion, "I'd a'uiost called her S3 fSJ nulli." 1 lr Robert with shaking hands, began to nrranire the bedqullt over the soli tary baby in the cart Ho bad re course, frequently to the crown of tho derby and the sleeve of his coat Hard at silently watching blin adjust tb black suu cover, although the sun bad set aud the short winter dny was nearly ended. II watched until the boy trembled forth a dutiful and brave "Merry ChrNtmas" and had drawn the express cart to the door. Then he smiled. "Robert," be called, "come back a moineutl" t Roticrt olej(d. with hi eyoa fixed longingly on tho yellow bead lying agniiiMt tho black sleeve. : "Bee here, Robert," began Hard, "you are lenvfnir me lu a bad Ox. I don't know what this youngster eats or wears or drinks or anything else. 1 can't take care of her." I Robert smiled through his tears.! "Why, seem as If you're big enough to know, atu't your be asked pity-! Ingly. I "Yen, I'm big eutntgh, but I've never , been taimlit. and I'm sure my house-' keeper Is Just as Ignorant as I am.) Do you take care of these babies?" j "Oh, vex, most nil the time, 'cause mamma don't hnv no lime much, i She sews," "All rlKlif. then, I'll make a bargain with you. You take care of her, and I'll pay you for It I'll find out bow much It's worth in the baby market How does tbnt strike your Hard'a mouth was grave, but bis eyes kept miilng in a way which always mad 1 his plain face attractive. I Robert became Instantly animated. "I'll do It anyway," he cried eagerly,! laying bold of the tot. Hard released her. "nold on, though, ' my man," ho said, getting hi topcoat i and bat "I'm going houio with you. ! I'm afraid your mother Is rash enough to believe she has as great a claim on those twins as you have" bis eyes were still smiling "and I want to look Into tho matter myself." ! His eyes smiled oil through his Inter- j view with Mrs. Broxley and for sev eral tfnys after. They still wore their amusetl, good natured expression when ono morning Robert Allison Broxley CANADIAN PACIFIC rf MPfttM'' tin) of thtj AuSntlo rirst eablu winter rate, 08 up, ' . Superior aocommodaUoa avalbibl. Safety, speed and ootufort combined. Writ for particulars. Jams Finlay son, agent, Astoria, Oregon. 9 TWtmiMMell l'mtmt.Ml.lOf4 mm Ik ! Tkkkiaa ml I Ml Mr I MMtMT ItallktHT. t aot WetWs MsliThjO? leal-1 ISA wWrtpttaiilt lmmbl 80 )! W3 her rrr:A!iX":L.r- Im4t Af ih 4wii.im rmn (;! (UHHti AMi Ttfs HeCAUi VB. In imrn. mmmm IN ONK OK MANY COLOR! LARQEST FACILITIES IN THE WEST FOR THE PRODUCTION OF IIIQH ORADK WORK imi it u it uirm riihi itft;44Vfr. tvtti COUGH MMM! Cous,Colds; CROUP, Whodpmg This rcnxJy un always bt dtpcndcsf apoa sad li pleasant to ukc It cooulni n opium tr other harmful drug and may begivta as ceaO dently to a baby at to an adult ' Price 25 (cuts, Urge size SO ctno. "WHY, 81HSJIH A8 IP Ton'KK IlIO EHOCOH i . TO KNOW, AIN'T YOU V' stopped before the office door trundling a neat perainlmlator and dresNod in a way which made him unrecognizable to Yenians, lockliiK his door opposite. - "Hello, there, kid!" Hard heard Ye mans call. "Are those your babies?' "Tbey wero both mine before Christ mas," explained a small voice eagerly, "but I give one to Mr. Hard, and her name is Ruth now." Tben, proudly surveying his trim outfit, he explained further to tho dazed Yemaus: "Ruth's his now, only lie don't take her away. He hires mo to take car of ber 'cause be can't keep it straight what to reed ber. Ain't that queer? And blm such a fclg man!" . .i PILES CURED IK 0 TO M DAYS. , PAZO OINTMENT is guaranteed to our .any cat of Itching, Blind, Bleeding or Protruding Pile in 0 to 14 day or money refunded, 60a. , EdniT and mm Snfcaaia a a ) V Bladder Troublit URINARY DISCHAROES REUEVEOIN : 24 Hours Esch Csp fK ; twla bor(MIDY Btart frMlnfrtt ' ali unruaisTs, ; . ft. mur PLUMBER HeatlnfJContr&ctor, Tinner AND . ,; ft? Sheet Iron Worker ALL WORK GUARANTEED 43 Bond Street . UNDERTAKERS. , A. GILBAUOH & CO., Undertakers and Emlmliners. ' n i ii..it -. , i . , Experienced Lady AoHlatant u-.'i. When DoMlrcd. Calls Promptly Attended Day or Nltfbt. Patton Cdff. 12th and Dunne 8ts ASTORIA, OUE.OON ' riione Main 2111 ? MEN AND WOMEN. IIm lll(f.imnturl i1l'lit,iii(liiiiucioi, m!l..(n ut HliwrittlcHi tii;uli Mil vlt KmU0,