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About The morning Astorian. (Astoria, Or.) 1899-1930 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 8, 1907)
TUESDAY, OCTOBER S, 1907. THE MORNING ASTOR1AN, ASTORIA, OREGON. i t ."1 1 TPJf M . if 1 811 STOCK II and Rapidly Passing km 'til-- y'r '1 i.'Vl - 0 . . ; . j fn M THIS weeks' , sales will mean a great deal to the people of Astoria and surrounding towns. NEVER perhaps I r : in aU the history of Astoria has there been such reckless price cutting. NEVER have the people had a better opportunity to save money on their winter goods of all kinds, than just now. , , ' ' , '. - ' . , .'-. . . - $ v . ( ..... CAN YOU in justice to yourself and family let this great opportunity pass. If you do you will make a great mistake and will always regret it. These are only a few of the hundreds of great bargains that you see on every hand in this store. Mcn'i 10a Canvas Cloves, 3 pairs for 10c Ladie8 f 1.50 and fj.oo'white shirt waists choice 50c y ' Ladies $i. 00 wool underwear...... 75 Men's 15c leather suspenders close out at IOC ,75 wool underwear... 59 x.35 silk girdle corsets OV 1.50 fine black mercerized underwear close out LIS 50 and 75c good belts to clos out, choice 25 a. 00 fur toas only ,.; w Men's 25c elastic suspenders Men's 50c late style fall caps Men's zo and 25c socks .... 10c ..25c 12C Boy's 50 and 65c school pants to close out 25 Boy's extra heavy school hose big values at soc these will go at close out sale at 12 Boy's 10c suspenders . 3 Boy's Corduroy caps :- 15 Boy's school suits worth $3.50 to t$ will go for . ' $1.$0 to $2.$Q Remember every article in the house goes at 25 and 50c on the dollar. It makes no difference how good or how new, we must clean out stock to make changes in the room. All the old shelves must come out, new counters take places of the old ones. Some lines we will not replace at all. All this must be done for the winter s business. THE (Successors to the Morse Department Store) S. D. LYNCH, Proprietor. A SILLY TO LIVE 100 YEARS "Don't Worry About Age" Says Lecturer. DIED MORE THAN 100 TIMES Harry Gate, of London, Talks Along Spiritual Lines Before New York Y. M. C. A., and Explains How Old Testa ment is "a Fallacy." XKVV YORK, Oct. 7.-An amazed au dience at tlio West Side Y. At C. A., 318 West Fifty-seventh street, was told yesterday afternoon by Harry Gaze, a lecturer1 from London, tnat( those pres ent could live 100, 200, 1000, or eternal ly, if they would follow faithfully the simple sybtern of Gaze's secret of per- pctual life. "You are old because you think you are old," said Gaze. "I am young be cauHe I think I am yoikig. For the main purt keeping young is only a mental process. You read the Old Tcstiment and learned the allotted span of life fof man is three score and 10 years. It is a fallacy, as are many things In the Old Testament. "I have been lecturing for 15 years and people tell me I look like a 'kid.' I do because I have forgotten that there is any such thing as growing old. I have refrained from worry and led a clean life. That is all there is in the wcret of life. "Do you ever expect to diet" asked oneof Game's audience. "I have died more than 100 times al ready," he replied. "This is not the same body to which my mother gave birth. I died after a manner every few months and am reborn that is, my strength, energy, brain and youth are reborn that often. I am simply reborn more vlcorous man than ever before "When a man gets to be 50 he says he is getting old. When he says so he believes so. He does not figure on Hv ing more than the three score and 10 allotted years and as a result does not. lie is old because he thinks he u and there is a relaxation. If at GO be de cided that he was young and would live to be 200, would refrain from worry and live cleanly, he would live to that age. Mr. Gaze says he is going to remain in New York long enough to teach society women who now use cosmetics to hide the marks of years hi secret of eternal youth. Incidentally Gaze be lieves that when the world is sufficiently populated by persons who will live for ever, nature will see that generation ends, lie declared that every one in the audience was a were baby. "I am 70," said one man. "Jut in your swaddling clothes," Gaze replied. As examples of his theory Gaze spoke of a Frenchman now more than 170 years You can enjoy the taost elegant bill of fare In Alaska just as well ai the greatest metropolis. Preferred Stock Canned Goods ' tMkWlMrtVtktBtlkMTOWS bring to your table the most delicate v vegetables, (nuts, etc., trom Maine, New Jerey, California, Oregon, etc. Each is gathered at its best, wherever It is known to grow beat, and is packed right there, only those of firm, best quality, in fish, meats and vege tables being accepted for the Pre ferred Stock labeL Same, way with fruits gathered with the dew ' on and Hacked so quickly and carefully that the garden flavor is pre served. At an example of elegant dishes, as easy to serve In Alaska as New York, try thist .. , t,, , . siciLLoriD sHamr. ' s - M.k. tomiM uocii Dick over I an of Preferred Stock ShrlmM. knt In tot nuce nd idd i dui ol ihtrrr (or a (Uu ol iht JuLco from i ti.-i t a l. l 1 n,. m . V. -1 1 k.l.l-. Ji.k lain rf.iciiro .hk iM,wiiin.f amwiu.va.UMi.vw vm.u. m.bu. cover with buttered crumbi tod teki tutU crumbi ire browa. Ctroltb lis HrtUr W-wrre Jot., i. , ; Uu Preferred Stocijuatiff guainteedjhm your Groar, XUXS LEWIS, WholvMlo Grooe'rs, PORTLAND, OREOOIT1, V. 8.1. YOUR GOLD COINS. 8m If Any of Them Is Stamped With the Letter L. "I got hold of a gold cola a short time ago, and it was marked with a letter L, which I supposed had been stamped upon It by some one who wished to keep watch as to whether he ever had It in possession again. I pasesd It akrag, to my landlord, I think, and thought nothing more about It for several months. Then I found out that I bad been passing 'hht' coin." "How Is that?" was the question of a listener. "All colas, whether sold or sliver, upon whlcft a larga L Is stamped are light weight When you get one of these stamped coins, the only thing to do Is to take It to some nssayer, who will weigh If. and pay you about 10 per cent less than the face value of the coin for it. He will" then place It In a crucible to be melted Into gold bullion. Itself mutilates amy A. old and of a girl who was placed in an( these coma and in so doing turns the IT.. tmmA nat?lnm ttl.A nl OA milnAil AI1mnrttF t!rri VSoolr IntA (i PP11- JLuiiou iiiouue j .um. vise naw a uiuou tuucuvj a su. v when committed. She imagined her lov- latton, where some Innocent party will er vvns coming to meet hen and that.lf she would remain wonng until he came. At 7?, tiaze, said, Bhe looked to be only twei.ty. INDIANA SHERIFF IS KILLED. VJXAMUC, Ind., Oct. 7.-Sheri(T C. I. "When the llcht coins are tendered for duties on Imports they are weighed at the custom house, quickly stamped L for light and returned to the Im porter. If the latter cannot pass the coin off, he must take It to the retort to be melted. - "The light coins may be rendered light in the ordinary course of abrasion , . i i in In circulation or they may have been Oglesby was shot and killed today at the c 0 n gold PennHjivama Railroad depot here by , dust ttus brulaed off the coin. The three tarmps whom he was endeavoring common mode of sweating Is to place tA nvvpaf. a ft or rnmvinrr to the cround ' a number of srold coins la a sack and OgelRby raised himself on his elbow and " shake them np for a long time, when emptied his revolver at the men, fatally ZZZZ""- T - ,. m , Ol IBS BSCH. -UUl'a uusenei. itimliiiM nnn anA anerMlv trniindinor in I Mules and Gray Horses. "I wonder If that truck driver knows of any good reason for hitching that mule with the gray horse?" remarked a Georgian as he saw such a team halted at Chambers street and Broad way. "Let's ask him." The driver only knew that the team was always driven together by order of the stable boss. "Well," went on the southerner, "since t was a child Tve always seemed to know that mules will follow a gray horse or hitch with him where they won't have .any truck with a horse of any other color. I've Been the most unruly mules behave properly when In the company of a gray, but I've-never heard a good reason given for the fact" New York Sun. TRAGEDY. The and wounding one and slightly wounding an other. The pain in Ma's head has gone, She's as happy as can be, Her health is right, her temper bright, Kinoe taking Hollistep's Rocky Moun tain Tea at night. If taken patiently and persistently will relieve the most obstinate cases of in digestion, constipation, bad blood, bad liver no matter how long standing. That's what . Hollister's Rocky Moun tain Ten will do. 35 cents, Tea or Tablets. 1 The only true constipation cure must begin its soothing, healing action when it enters the mouth. Hollister's Rocky Mountain Tea restores the whole system to healthy, normal condition. 35 cents, Tea or Tablets. 17 Morning Astorhut, CO wti" month,' delivered by carrier. ', - 'A Dual Between Tom Porter Sir Henry Bellasis Some of the royalists who were forced to endure the English common wealth seemed to console themselves for the dullness of life under a Puritan Kovernment by fiehtlnir as many duels as they could compass, so that Ignoble squabbles and foolish plots make up the history of their days. Tom Porter was or a lamuy wnicn had zealoiwlv served the king. Under the new government his occupation was gone, and he descended to a triviality of life which finally involved him In a most pathetic event " This was a duel which he fought with his friend, Sir Henry Bellasis, and which, says Pepya in his "Diary," is worth remembering for "the silliness of the quarrel, a kind of emblem of the general con plexlon of the whole kingdom." But, silly ai the quarrel undoubtedly was, it carried in It an element of heart break. ' . - , " - " : The two vounit men Involved were intimate frleuds and companions, but one day, "being merry in company," Tnm TVinr efii.l hA Rhnillll like tO ReA "'li.. uat.a , the man In England who would dare give him a blow. With that Sir EIenry Bellasis struck him a box on the ear, The Inevitable duel followed, wherein each was wounded. Sir Henry proved to be seriously hurt, so he called Por ter, kissed and bade him fly. ! "For," said he. "Tom, thou hast hurt me. but I will make shift to stand upon mv Jecs till thou mnyest withdraw, for I wnnld not have thee troubled for what thou hastMone." Porter profited by his friend's gener osity and escaped to France. Sir Henry died a few days later, and Pepys con dudes, "It Is pifttty to see how the world do talk of them as a couple" of fooU that k I ed one auotnet out or love." '.-r ' ' ' A Certain Cure for Croup Used for Ten Years without a Failure. Mr. W. a Bott, a Star City, Ind, hardware merchant, is enthusiastic in his nraise of Chamberlain's Couch Bern- edy. His children have all been subject to croup and he has used this remedy for the past 10 years, and though they much feared the oroup, his wife and he always felt safe upon retiring when a bottle of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy was in the house. His oldest child was subject to severe attacks of croup, hut this remedy never failed to effect a speedy cure. He has recommended it to friends and neighbors and all who hare used it say that it is unequaled for croup and whooping cough. For sale b,v Frank Hart and Leading Druggists, v Quinsy. Sprains and Swellings Cured. "In November, 1901, 1 caught cold and had the quinsy. My throat was swollen so I could hardlr breathe. I applied Chamberlain's Pain Balm and it gave me relief in a short time. In two uays I was all right," says Mrs. L. Cousins, Otterburn, Mich. Chamberlain's i Pain Balm is a liniment and is especially' val uable for sprains and swellings. For sale by Frank Hart and Leading Drug , Install English Looms. Sidney. N. Y, Oct. 7. The silk mill of the Clark Textile Co. which was re cently purchased by Julhis Kayser & Co. has been turned over and possession given to the new company. New loms from Nottingham, England, have arrived during the past week, and others are on thi way School Shoes FOR BOYS IJt Billy Buster Steel Bot tom Shoes ' The Shoe with a Sole that Don't Wear Out; 543 Bond St', opposite ' Fisher Ifrog,