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About The morning Astorian. (Astoria, Or.) 1899-1930 | View Entire Issue (May 12, 1907)
A 10 THE MORNING ASTOKIAN, ASTORIA, OREGON. SUNDAY, MAY 12, 1007. DERGERMA H COBBLER Turns to Palmistry as a Means of Increasing His Business. MAKES A SUCCESS AT IT TOO. Tail Woman Customer Many Nict Thinga About Herself, and Sha Com pliment Him Highly Na Poerhouae Par Hana Just Yet ICotyrfcht, UOT, by U. SI. Cunningham. Pot leetle German tailor come Into my hop der odder day vheu I dou't bif much to do uod looks arouud and Myotome: ' Hans, glf her oop," That voa itr I says. "Gif oop der cobbler peesness und go back to Germany. Ton dont under stands der American people und can nefler get along here. "But can ! mate a man come to my hop If he dou't want to?" "Of course you can. Dot vhas der secret of sooccess. Dot vhas der way I make all my money mid vhas now - OU ABB AUSXAD1 Ut LOTB." big man In my ward.. I begin pees ness by cleaning one pair of pant for a customers. Yhen some other don't come In I make 'em come. I hold out inducement. I learn der tricks of der trade. No, Hans, yon vhas too old. You dont bat der brains In your head. I vhas sorry for you, but you bad bet ter go back to der old country und say dot you vba a failure." Dot tailor he swells out his chest and puts hi bat on hi ear und goes avay, und I do some thinking. Maype I vba a failure, und maype I liaf a trick oop my sleeve. Dot eavenlngs before I go to bed I make a sign und bang her oop In der window. - She reads; j t , ' ' Free' te' All Cuetomera. "Palmistry! Palmistry! Palmistry! She Vhas Free to Ail Customers! Come VbeU," I get oop early und shust aaf my breakfast eaten Then In come mans mlt a pair of shoe In his . band. He llfs. two block avhay. He laugli a leetle nnd say: . "Cobbler, dose shoes need fixing oop, und I brings 'em to you. That foolish ness vhas dls about palmistry?" "It vbas no foolishness at all," 1 ays. "Do you mean dot you can tell me omet'lngs by my palm?" "Certainly! ' Let me haf your hand Ah! ; Your wife vhas dead und yon vbas thinking of marrying again." "Come, now." be says as he gets red In der face, "Some one around here tells you dot my wife dies two yean ago." "Not nt all. I see It in your hand. You shall marry again before e!x months. She vbas an awful nice wom an. She makes you very happy. Dot vhas all., "It vhas, foolishness.' of course," he says mlt a laugh. But vlieu lie g er out he says dot be vhill pr.traiizs in;. fdiop right along after dls." I don't belief he vhas nrov.nd'dor co" ner vlien a wonnins mit t vo p ilri of shoes comes in. Plie runs si f.nt dot she can hardly speak. ''Oh, cobbler, but you don't mean It';'' she says. "For sure! If you vhas a custoe;v gif me your haud to look at." "But I nefler haf i;iy fortius to; . before,, und maype you tell nie dot ' vhas goinft to die." "I don't belief so. Let i;:e sei. No You shall live to he uine:. -ilirj old. You don't, br.f some furclly. y vhas vhat day' cttlkru w'tlw. Your husband runs arhn.7. Vl'e'.l. i.i WOMEN1 rtobertine gives what every woman 'rwtut desires a ported complexion: ' it brlngsi lhat soft, smooth, fresh, iear tint to the cheek that denote 'youtlifulnesf. It -will bring beauty to those who lark it: it will retain It for those who already possess It; It will enable you to successfully combat, the ravagos of weather and time. Pon't doubt don't argue. Just try Robertlne. Your druggist will give you a free sample. All drug ylsts keep Robertlne. Handsome Suburban Home. Adapted to Wide Village' Lot Roomy and Handsome. Estimated Cost, $3,500. Copyright, 1007, by P. T. McUin, 60J-05 Broad atraat. Newark, N. J. . 1 ' ' wiwiiiijF gy . V aaaaaaai ii. 'Win aaarirtfrr maMe " '" ' f ' V3k iLW " ' "' " O's.w'wsy ) 1 ' l i ''Us i z m A i ; ' . , v m, i risz.f'mmi. p----f r I ' v w Raliaf from Rhaumatle Palnv "l suffer! with rheumatism for over two years," say Mr, Holland Curry, a patrolman, of Key Wast, Fla. "Boma tlm It aetilaj In my knaes and lamed me o I could hardly walk, at other times It would be In my feet and hands so I was Incapacitated for duty. One night when I wa In severe pain and lame from It my wife went to tn drug lore here and came back with a bot tie of Chamberlatn'a Pain Dalm. 1 wa rubbed with it and found the pain had nearly gone during the night I kept on using It for a little more than two week and found that it drove the rheumatism away. I' have not had any troubla from that disease tor over two months." For sale by Frank Hart and Leading Druggist. Press Dispatch: Four, ton at once. St Paul, Oct. 6th, 101 A special from Mondovl says, "Mr. Jno, SHverton gave birth to four boy." Sit' v. dently a great friend of HolUater' Rocky Mountain Tea. Si ent, Te or Tablet. rVank Hart TRANSPORTATION. CANADIAN PACIFIC aTEMPRISa'' Line) of the Atiantlo Our express steamers, "Empress of Britain" and MExpreaa of Ireland" (14, 500-tens) sail from Quebeo to Liverpool In alx dayst two days en the Majsstio 8t Lawrence and only four days ' sea. They poatasa every knon dvlc ' to ensure safety, speed, comfort, and luxury, JAMES FINLEY80N, j Agent, Aaterla, Oregon, FRONT VIEW. FIKST FLOOR PLAN. SECOND FLOOR TLAN. . This attractive frame residence shows np we:i on n th'rty dve foot lot and even better on a larger plot It Is particularly ndnpe l t suburban use, but abould be equally acceptable to dwellers in country town nnd vlllnge. The large light parlor; dining room and bedroom ere it espechil feature. Estl mated.iaSOd.- I. T. MACLAGAN two nranth from sow you shall bear dot be la dead. Dot leave you free u marry again." "How wonderful! How wonderful!" he say. "Yon are already In love mlt anoth er mans. You shall marry blm und be one of der happiest women In der land. It looks to me In your band here dot you shall have a carriage und dia monds." "Cobbler, If all dot comes true, do you know vbat I shall do for you?" she say Ash she blushes und laugh. "No," Call Him a Nice Man. "VbeU, I bring you one hoondered pairs of shoes to ment eavery year nnd make all my friends trade mlt you. I don't know vben I haf seen as nice a man as you before." It vbas all easy enough. She vbas no customer of mine before, but I see her on der street many times und ask about her. She vba gone fife minutes vlieu a mans who lives three blocks avhay und lend money vbalk In unci look around und say: "Cobbler, here vhas a pair of patent leather shoe dot need fixing oop. I vbas going to take 'em to a dago, but he cheats me der last time. You may take 'em. 1)1 vhas Que weather, eh 7" "Werry fine." "Und peesness vbas goodr "I can't make some complaints." , "Oh, by der vhay, vhat about dis palmistry? It's a fake, of course something to catch silly women." "Let me took your hand und see. Your wife vbas not a well woman. You go out nights a great deal. You haf children, but you vbas not happy. Sometimes you think dot if you vhas married again" s "You can stop right .dere," be says. "Vheil, It vhas In your hand; also dot a tall woman mit blue eye und light hair"- Ile pulls his hand nvhay und walks around der shop und whistles und den ays to me: "Cobbler, you shall tell nopody vlint you saw In iny hand." "Of course not. It vhas strictly con fidential." Warned to Be Careful. "If you tell somepody I break yoi'r neck. If yoii tell nopody I bring all my shoe here to be repaired." Den it'vhus n woman again. I know dot her. husbands keep a grocery, und I know dot ithe flirts mit other men. I ee her do It on der street car one tlru myself. Klie come tripping In und says: "Cobbler, I hnf same shoe to l mended, und, bearing dot you vba a good workman und a Chrlttlnn runn, I bring 'ein to you. 1 never patronJss robbers and murderer If I know It." "Thank, ma'am." "I don't come In about dot palmistry, of course, but now dot I am here I may ask what about Itr "She vhas all right, ma'am." "Vhere you learn It?" "In der Black forest, In Germany." "Oh! I never cee dot kind before. Here vba my hand. Tell me bow abe vba." "Madam," I says after looking at her band about a minute, "you vba ad mired by many men." "How foolish! Ha, ha, bar she laughs. , "Your husband vhts a good man, bnt be vbas too slow. He don't half appreciate yon." "Tush! Tush!" "You abould haf been der wife of a gentleman nnd a rich man. You should baf diamonds und a big bouse and go to Europe. You should be out In society, where all can see und ad mire. I belief dot more ash one hoon dered men In dls city admire you." "You must not talk such things," she say, mlt a laugh und a blush. "Vhell, I shall bring In more shoe. 1 see It vhas true dot you vhas a good man und a Christian." She goe out mlt a good by, but In a minute the come back und say: "By der vhay, don't peak to some body about me." "Of course not." Call Palmistry a Fake. "Palmistry is all a fake, of course, but If you should tell other vhat you baf told me it would get to my bus band, und be wouldn't like It a leetle bit. I may tell you dot be Is Jealous of me, though I never gave him the slightest cause. I shall depend on you." How many folk do you belief come in dot day? Over thirty, und all haf shoes to mend und bear some palmis try. Vhen night had come dot leetle tailor show oop to see If I vbas In der poorbouee. Vben be sees all dem shoe nnd bear my story he looks at me a long time und den ay: "Vhell, it seem dot even a fool can get along In America I". . JJ. QUAD. 5 Steamer TELEGRAPH Th nnlT SimmUiat miltlnv a round Irlti DA II. V xn. tlinnljr botwiwn ForlUuui nil Aatorla urn way poiaw. 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TraaaaoU a Uaoaral Bauklug Uualnau, (a ureal Paid on Tim bapoalUt a Tenth Street, ASTOKIA, OREGON. H. B. PARKXR, Proprltor, , B. P. FARJCER, Uaaager. ( f r m PARKER HOUSE EUROPEAN PLAN. Pint C!t In Every Reaaaei ' Pre Coach to the Houaa, t U ,;;'".. I Bar and BlUlard Room. Oood Check ItaaUuraat Ilia,:,. t . 4 I ' Aaterla. Oood Sample Rooma on Qrouod floe OregM for omraaralal Maav ASTORIA IRON WORhf JOHN FOX, Pre. fa). Troytr. Tli-Pre. and PupW , K L 1J1SUOP. Secretar) ABTOBIA HA VIKOU BANK, Tree Designers and Maaifactaren of rniE UTET IMPROVEDI Canning Machinery Marine Engines and Boilers Complete Cannery Outfits Fum!$hd. CORRCSPONDCNCe 'SOUOTCO, Foot of Fourth Street, Sherman Transfer Co. HENRY SHERMAN, Mauaret ' tlarka, Cm rriagaa Pa fjr g Qiaekad aaj Traaiierrad Truck ard Fttraitort WafOb Plaaoe Mored, Boiad aad Balppad. Main Phone 121 433 Commercial Street.' SCOW BAY IRON & BRASS WORKS ASTORIA, OKEGON IROK AND BRASS FOUNDERS! t LAND AND MARINE ENGINEERS IVto-DaU Haw mil Marblntry Prompt atianlioo ftm to al. rayatr work Hh and Franklin Ave, TL Main 91 Astoria & Columbia R. River R. Co Effaetlva Sunday, Bepttaber S, 10S PaatSa T1a. a, lira ia.m tj aeo; .io tin a ra, t W 10 06 iau iiu am. p.m a-ra a-srit.ao M M I.SM IfMU-U U.M i an m hm .45 a4 u-u 1.4 .W WB Mi 1 w'p.mo'in p. m PTI.iKO WHILE RAINIKR Cl.ATMKANII Ar ASTUalA L . tr.ATrmAr. Ar. WAHrk.nt7 If t.WAKUlfTOl Ar. Ar.rr. jm.vr.nn t. itp. Rtivrmu ar r. WAKRr.rJTON L. Lt. warhkntun Ar, Ar.HIAjMDS i.v. "XT la. m njyii law nam MM . iOei." p,nra.m ao .io am LIS 1M 7.41 1M to. lu.U 10.14 ion U. M MIIHMKMIIIIMIHMMMUMIII IMMMMH THE TRENTON First-Class Liquors and Cigars 602 Commercial Street. I Corner Commercial and 1 4th. Astoria, Oregon. THE G EM C. F. WISE, Prop. Choice Win, Liquor Merchant Lunch From and Cigar 11:30 a. m. to i!jo 1 jn. Hot lunch at all Boar Cento Corntr Eliranth and Commercial aSTORU osicoa TIDE TABLE, MAY MA Low Water. Date. Wednesday ., ,, Thursday . . , , , Frldav Saturday SUNDAY Monday .. Tuesday . . Wednesday Thursday . Friday .. , Saturday . SUNDAY . Monday ., Tuesday .. Wednesday Thursday . Frldav .. . Saturday , SUNDAY . Monday ., Tuesdav .. Wednesday Thursday . Friday .. . Saturday , SUNDAY . Monday , , Tuasday .. Wednesday Thursday . Friday ., . h.m 9:S7 10:32 11:33 8:89 4:82 6:23 6:07 6:48 7:27 8:02 8 :05 8:88 10:04 10: 64 19.11:40 20 21 0:12 1:25 2:26 8:28 4:27 5:18 6:07 6:68 7:44 8:33 8:241 10:17 7. M. I P. M. ft. h.m. 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