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WEDNESDAY, APRIL 1, 1007. (nm uoiimm astorian, asj dim a, Oregon. 3 WOMEN IN HOSPITALS Experiences of Mrs. Rockwooi and Miss Tierney MISS MAACAtCT TltRNCY A 1 a rg draper Uaa f tae iantlMi perforates la f kaaplUla are ea woroy wd girls far ergaale Why efcmM Ult t tke mm t liaoeuae tbejr have leeta m eelvee, m or erf se of tkoee pU la the kMUl beea kU atotr of Wirtllll r WMMM, pains et left or rif M ef iMmm, lokaol, aervewa eiieaatiee), ta flatnraaUaa, elcoratie, dlapla.. aae&u. nadotlter organic whVm. All of tbM symptoms ere ladle tlousof mi naaeeltJbf oondlllo . of the female uruUm tad if o batded tfce penalty has to be paid by a dangerous operation, When these symptoms manifest themselves, do not dra along until you ere obliged to go to the hospital aad aabmlttaan opera Von but reMtmbw that Lydla K. rinkhem'. Vegetable Compound, mada from native ruoUand herbe, has saved kandrede of woiaea from iurgloai operations. Lydla B. Ptnkhem'. 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Mo other ramady in the world ha taoh raoord of cure or lamaia uu. . fomfttit wniVniul u iBTited to Pinkham. at Lynn. Maat. rrom tha Try r """ ME AND SAVE MONEY Hardware Co., Inc. ft Stokaa Ca. Outfits Furnished. Foot of Foarth Mirr Astoria, Oregon. EUREKA! Yea, I Have Pound it at Last. FounJ what? Why that Chamber lain's Salve oures Ecsema anJ all man ner of Itching of the skin. I have been a Icted for many years with a skin dl&'ease. 1 had to get up three or four times every night and wash with cold water to allay the terrible itching, but since using this sulve in December, 1905, the Itching has stopped and has not troubled m. Elder John T. Ong ley, Rootvllle, P. For sale by Frank Hart and leading druggists, j A FAMOUS GAMESTER. Amazing Skill of Captain Scott at Whist. John HIS RAPID ROAD TO WEALTH. The Winnings ef tha "awrtlemsn Oam bbr" at White's, In Lemfea, In tha Eighteenth Cantwry EMsadad WO0,. 000 Fen's Raakteae Play. Of nil the tenUatnaa ganbteas at the close of the elgbtaaatb eeaaury tn IDug la ixl a single ona la noted tor tba Im meiisltjr and tba ragulaiH af bhi winnings- This was J alii ftaatt, who, ba gluulug ss penaMeee aeptahi, wound up bis career ss a mlWeaetra general. Cm tle sulijaot of tba eassaatr oeadusaMl btstary Is eilaat, bnt eon toinporary ladea was fan af talk of his ninmlovs lock with alee aad canls, end the msrllal mlafnrkaaai ef bis later life govt mora mstartst far tba r"""- Wiitlng to Richard Beirttay from Ar lington street on Pa. V, net, Horace Walpole smjs: The great event Is the rsteatropita of Blr John Bland, whs has flirted ssy his whole fortane st ha sard. lie !'othr night loat In rarslsae play an Imintuae sum ta a Oaptsln Paott. who at present has nothing bnt h deWs ami Ms cuiuuibiMon." Kir Jolm Bland, to conlle here the hlsViry of that luckless iKcar, etwt hlmaclf dead, after losing the last of his fortune, In Klppax park. Captain John Bcott was of Uiat branch of tba numerous Bcott family of which Sir Walter was a member, and bis ancestor In tho thirteenth cen tury was that famous chemist, Michael Scott, who won tha name of wlnard. A later Scott distinguished blmsclf In the time of Charles II. by marrying, when ba wss himself only fuiirtwn years old, a lsdy wbo was three years bis junior. Tba bride was Mary, countess of Duccleucb, In her own right the richest heiress In Scotland. The mar riage was a secret one, and none of tba friends and few of her family were in formed or it until the day after. The youthful bridegroom did not profit greatly by this match, for bis bride died at thirteen. Iter slater Anne, wbo suc ceeded to her tltlea and estates, made a marriage with the pot son of Charles II., Monmouth, and bad a numerous family. It was sixty years later, or about 17o0, that young Scott, son or the laird of Bcott's Tarvet, entered King George's army. Two years later be was In Lon dou and In the midst of the most reck less set of spendthrifts, rakes and gamesters that English society has ever known. Sir John Klaud was only one of a thousand rich young Englishmen wbo threw away fortunes over the gaming table at White's. The one his toric loser of that era was Charles James Fox, Pltt'a rival. Fox gambled away, all told, no less than S3.000.000. Scott was tha very antipodes of Fox. When he died, at a ripe old age, ha left a fortune as areat as that with which Fox bad begun, aad every penny of It bad bean won at the gauilug table. Fox was a rlpa scholar, Scott was al most illiterate. Fox said that losing was the next greatest pleasure to win nlng. Scott never lost or so rarely that It did not affect tha serenity of his ca rear aa a winner. Fox would go borne In the morning after a night In which ba bad gambled away flO.000 or 20, 000 and Immediately lose himself in a tody of Bophoclea or .Eschytus. Bcott like tha sensible fellow be was, would button bis coat over tha portemonnale In which be carried away winnings of an equal or even greater amount and Immediately go to bed so as to ba fresh for play in tha evening. When Scott found himself in London and amid the wild young men of his ara, he determined that gaming was his only chanca of getting money. When ha engaged himself to throw series of mains with Sir John Bland, ha bad, as Horace Walpole puts It, nothing "but a few debts and his com mission." His shrewdness taught him that there was nothing In dicing, at which a stupid man has as good a chance as a bright one, and so he speedily gave op hotard and applied himself to whist, at which game for tune fights on the side of the skillful player. Never In the history of play aid men gamble for such high stakes as Scott ami his vjctims ilkl at White's between 1733 nud 1780. Scott's system was au exceedingly simple one. He gave hlniHelf the best of it In every possible way. Ho never went to the gaming table uuloss bis bead and his stomach were In tho very best order, lie never lost his compoxure or his good nature for an Instant He played a perfectly fair and honorable same. and at first he made it a rule never to play for more than a fixed sum, which he could afford to lose. He won so steadily that It wasn't long before he was prepared to risk nuy sum which even the wealthiest or the most reck less of his adversaries would venture to propose. A story which Illustratet capitally Scott's patience In tho face of hard luck has been preserved. One night while he was at the card table news waa brought to him that his wife, tho first Mrs. Scott, had given htrth to a girl. "Ah." he said, "r shall have to don- ble my stakes to make a fortune for this young lady." But In a few hours he was 8,000 to tba bad. Retaining his Invariable se renity, be said he was sure of his luck returning, and at 7 a. m. be went home tha winner qf 10,000. That's the sort .of play that went on at White's night after night during the years that John rtcott was winning the largest fortune aver accumulated by gentleman gambler. WHEN YOUR BACK ACHES. Take one teaspoonful of the fol lowing simple mixture aftr your meals and again befor going to bed, vis: Fluid Extract Dandelion one half ounce, Compound Kargon one ounce, Compound Hyrup Barsaparllla three ounces. Oct the Ingredients from some good prescription pharmacy and mix thom yourself by shaking In a bottle. ' , The Kidneys often become clog ged up and Inactive, either from overwork or change of weather, and causa the back and s1Je to pain and arli. This la said to readily relieve almost any lama back; also overcome the worst forms of rheu- tnatlsm, by toning up the Kidneys' and forcing them to filter the uric acid or Rheumatism poisons from the blood. Cut this out and savs It BEHIND THE SCENES.' A Humorous Lecturer's Views Abeut I the Stags Hands. I wonder why it Is that one feels It Is such a feather In his cap If lie can make a stage bund laugh. I remember that one evening there was n unusu ally intelllirent audience, made up ofl college profesHors uud collegians, and they laughed readily and often at Je rome's sallies. Just off scene sat a stolid and stupid stage band, and he yawned at least four times while the reading was go ing on. I knew perfectly well that. If Jerome were to leap to bis hands and walk around the stage with his feet In the air, singing "(iod Save the King" meantime, the stage hand would laugh, but I knew that Jerome never did that particular trick. And the stage band sat there stolid. "Will he like my work?" I asked my self, and I realized that I would value his verdict above a whole theater full of others, although they were alert Mentalities. I went on. Tho professors and col legians prospered my Jests, for which I was grateful, but I bevrd a noise at the wings that made me do my level best The stage band was laughing ont loud. Later I beard what It was be said when be laughed. "Gee, I have to laugh to aea such a solemn lookln' cuss before the foot lights. I bet he's lost his way." But at the time I thought I bad Riade a bit with him, and I was bappy, I always preferred churches to thea ters, because there . were no stage bands. I don't know bow a stage band acts toward an actor, bnt I always felt that they merely tolerated ns, because wa never used slapsticks nor yet made up. I know they made ma feel un comfortable, but tfcee half a doten of them laughed at me, and I didn't balf try to make them do It The first thing a lecturer noes aiier accusiommg Him self to the jJakness of "behind the Mena? 18 10 And a "peep hole" and "count the house." One bight I tried several, but they were all too small. Just at "tiptoes" was a big one, and I made for that, and, raising myself on my tootsies until I resembled a ballet dancer, I applied my eye. Then It was that they laughed, for I was looking into a little trick mirror that reflected my eye, bat gave me no glimpse of the house. -Charles Battel) Loomla In Suc cess Magazine. Voltaire In the Bastille. The severest wit of bis time, Vol tnlre. was more than once Imprisoned in tha Bastille for having directed bis satire against the powers that were. Ills Drat incarceration for such an of fense as in 1717, when he leveled a biting set of verses and later a sa tirical composition In Latin against the regent, the Duke of Orleans. The in censed regent ordered Voltaire to tho Bustllle: but, forgetting about him, left the writer In prison for eleven months. When at last the poet was remembered and released, the regent, a man of some generosity, unmindful of any thing save the tedious Imprisonment bis lampooner had suffered, sent for him j ml granted him a pension of 2,000 fratiM a year to soothe his wounded feellt gs. It Is related that Voltaire ac cepted the gift with as much witty graco ns gratitude. "Monselgncur," said he, "I most humbly thank your royal highness for continuing to charge yourself with the expense of my board, but I beg you never again to trouble yourself about my lodging." Cured of Rheumatism. Mr. Wm. Henry of Chatanooga, Tenn., had rheumatism in his left arm. The strength seemed to have gone out of the muscles so that it is' useless for work," he says, "I applied Cham berlain's Pain Balm and wrapped the arm In flannel at night, and to my re lief I found that the pain gradually left me and the strength returned. In three weeks the rheumatism had dis appeared and has not since returned. 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