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THE MORNING ASTORIAN, ASTORIA, OREGON. THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 1, ftty 0 Could Satisfy Them, Anyway, Making Face IT wu Arbor day, and an entertain ment In honor of It was being given In the little country school at Dur ham. When the programme was half over the youthful faces of the scholars hone with agreeable anticipation, for the verr next number was to be a vo cal solo by Miss Willet, a spinster of the town, who on many previous occ tons had delighted the school with her singing. There followed an Impatient pause. Finally the teacher made this an nouncement: : I am very sorry to say, children, that Miss WMet has been taken with a rather sudden hoarseness and will be unable to sing. She Is willing, how ever, to recite a poem Instead If yon wish It Do youf Disappointment flew Into each little one's face at this change, and for a moment no one spoke. Then several boyish heads tn the rear of the room became grouped as if In earnest con versation. Suddenly they parted, and Johnnie Marvin, a freckle faced, deep voiced scholar, stood up. ; "Teacher." he declaimed. "If Miss Wlllet don't mind we'd rather have her git up an' try to sing, an' If her throat s too sore f make a noise she kin make her funny faces anyway while the pl aner plays the tune." Woman's Home Companion. When In the summer of 1861 the Lin coins weut to live in the cottago near the Soldiers' home outside Washington the president was dally accompanied on his drives to and from the White House by his special mounted escort of tall Ohloaus. There was serious need for such an escort, for Early was not far away from the city, but the dally Journey sometimes had Its play ful side. "The Mngaslne of American History" quotes this reminiscence by Lleuteuant Ashiium of the escort: "It was In the early autumn of that year w"jea one morning on our ride tn to the White Ilouite. Tad' Lincoln, who alone was riding with his father, de manded that the carriage be atoppd and that one of tbe'ewort should climb a wayside tree and get K; some per simmons. Mr. Lincoln atif.iieseed. and while the boy's wish was being grati fied the president turned to those near est him and remarked upon some plow ing doing near by and ended by any tag: ,'I hope to see the day when our western prairies will be plowed !y steam, and I believe It will be done. have always felt a great Interest In that subject' " TIi Wladoat ( the Aaeieat. No Caaae For Anxiety. "I wish, Susan." s:ild a fend mother to her new nursemaid, "that you woult use a thermometer to ascertain If the water Is the right temperature when you give the brily his bath." Oh." replied Susan cheerfully, "don't you worry about that. I don't need any thermometer. If the little 'un turns red the water Is too hot, If be turns blue If s too cold, and there you are." Philadelphia Ledger. Lo 'Utkla' Sarins. Doa't matter how fur you go, you got ter come back wbar you started from. " De minute you makes trouble fer yo' se'f Is de very minute you blames It on somebody else. Some folks Is des so poor dat dey Is hungry en happy every day In de week. Atlanta Csnstltutloa. "If so be It as it is, Wllllyum, It Is, an' if so be as It ain't, It ain't" "Aye, aye, Jarge. 01 alius said as ymr was a deep un, 01 did." Tatler. Tint amd the Has. . Travelers' tales which often add charm to the conversation of an agree able person frequently render a bore more tiresome than ever, a fact that was amusingly illustrated by an occur rence In a Baltimore clubhouse not long ago. "There I stood, gentlemen," the long winded narrator was saying, after droning on for an hour with reference to his trip to Switzerland "there I stood, with the abyss yawning In front of me." I "Pardon me," hastily Interjected one j of the unfortunate men who had been obliged to listen to the story, "but was that abyss yawning before you got there? Harper's Weekly. Would Rlk It Once. "George," said the dear girl, "papa says If I can gi't you tD go to church he won't oppose our marriage." "AH right," cahl Coarse. "Tell the old geittlemiin It doesn't matter to mt whether It's a home wedding or a church weddinsr."-Philadelphia Press. ADVICE TO HOUSEWIFES. No borne Is to pleasant, regardless of the comforts that money will buy, a when the entire family la In perfect health. A bottle of Orlno Laxative Fruit Syrup costs SO cent. It will ears every member of the family of eonati pation, sick headache or stomach trouble. Foley's Honey and Tar eures the most obstinate cough and expels the cold from the system, as it la mildly Uxa tive. It is guaranteed. Do not risk Ukiig any but the genuine in the ye! low package. Foley's Kidney cure wui cure any ease of kidney trouble that Is not be yond medical aid. T, F. Laurin, Owl Drug Store, Morning Atorian, 60 cents per moot- month, delivered by carrier. Unprecedented Succsss of DR. C-1 i THE GREAT CHINESE DOCTOB Who is knowa throughout the United Slals un sewiio I ul his wonderful cures. No poisons nor drugs used. Ha guars n tees to cure catarrh, asthma, lung snj throat trouble, rheumatism, nervousness, stomach, liver, and kidney, female com plaints snd sll chronic diseases. SUCCESSFUL HOME TREATMENT. If you esnnot call write for symptom blank and circular, inclosing 4 cents in stamps. THE C GEE WO KEDICINS CO. I02 First St, Corner Morrison, PORTLAND, OREGON. Please mention the Astorian CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING. HELP WANTED. WANTKD SALKSM EN. MANY MAKE f 100 to f 150 per month, Some even more. Stock clean j grown on Reser vation, far from old orchards. Cash advanced weekly. Choice of territory. Address' Washington Nursery Company, Toppenish, Washington." 9-25-tf WANTEIV-BRIGIIT MAN OR WO. man to travel. Salary, $13 weekly. Expenses advanced. Reliable School. Some knowledge of music preferred, but not essential. References. Address Jos. II. Moore, Atorla, Ore. 10 30-31 WANTEDTRAVELER FOR E8- tabllshed house. 113.00 per week. Expenses advanced. References. Ad dress, with stamp, J. A. Alexander, Astoria, Ore. PROf ESSI0NAL CARDS. ATTORNEYS AT LAW. CRA3. H. ABERCROKBIt, Attorosy-at-Law. Genera) Practitioner. Notary PubUa, Rooms M-3 rbone Main 1881. Page Block, Cor. Commercial 4 llth Bt MTJ3IC TEACHER. WANTED -THREE MU8I0 FUMA inquiiw a I snonu eium, MANDOLIN LESSONS GIVEN-MRS. a D. Stewart, 12" Seventh street BOUSE MOVERS. WANTKD-A WET NURSE j APPLY D. 30 AstorUn. FREDRKCKSON BROSWrf make a 10-Jl-Jti"Pe1Jt7 of bouse moving, carpenters, contractors, general Jobbing j prompt at tention te all orders. Corner ToU and Duane, tf FOR RENT. OITEOPATHIITB. FOR RENT STORE BUILDING AT AMerbrook, with shelving, counters, bins, stcj wareroom and barn. Good living room up stairs, fine opportunity Office Mansett Bid. DR. RI0DA C BICES OSTEOPATH Phone Black 1041 for right party. Rent, f2 per month. Inquire at 109 12th fit. If L3-tf j 171 Commercial 8U Astoria, Ore. NURSES. MRS. JULIUS DAVIS (late of Portland) Graduate Nurse Royal London (Eng.), Hospital 170 9ta St. LA 7 DRIES. BUTTON HOLE AT THE BACK. Your experience with It baa no doubt lead to murB vtisuon, possibly pro fanity. Ilroke your fingernail trying to pry It up from" the neckband, eat You wont bat that that experience If you aend your shirts to uj we save yoa this trouble, and danger of tearing tbs shirt. Try us and aee, TROY LAUNDRY, Tenth and Dusas Sts. Phone 1991 JAPANESE GOODS. FOR RENT-ONE FURNISHED I room. Inquire 12th and Bond Ave., over Ftflher Bros. store. U-I-Iw DENTIST'S. fc CITY NOTICES. Dr. VAUGHAN, Dentist Pythian Building, Astoria. Oregon. IB So lie liana; Off. "And you didn't propose to her! "No." "WhyT "I was leading up to it, but suddenly noted that her voice hnd a sort of pre vious engagement ring." Smart 8et A Genius. Leslie Tfcst btild headed Thompson is simply great at training animals. Stewart Oli, be is a wonder. He has actually taught a couple of spiders to keep the flies off Ills tead.-Judge. An old Time Itemed?. When th world mi full of trouble And you fctl you'd like to swear; When you trt no uilrer lining To rm r b'.ak cloud of despair; Wh"ii j-o i !oo!c and feci disheartened. wlioi ; i i ro full of bluest blues. Beat T;: :i-d hunt the feathers Always tne War. ' "Don't you want to take a chance on this lovely silver shaving set?" asked the fair attendant at the church bazaar. "Not I," replied Sinnex. "I'd nev er win that" "But even if you don't shave your-eeir- "Oh, but I do; that's why I say I'd never win it. It's bound to go to some 'fellow who has no use for It" Bos ton Transcript. When y ..v.! f-c-l that you've been handed A big 1, -iic-n all around; When your tlirott gives forth a grumble Ev'ry. tv.a It makes a Bound; When v. i'.h discontent you're teeming From your hat down to your shoes. Beat It home and hunt the feathers Take a good old snooze. Denver Post Laws are like' cobwebs If any tri fling or powerless thing fails Into them they hold It fust, while If It Is some thing weightier It breaks through them 1 and Is off.-Solon. NO MATTER WHERE LOCATED Properties and Business of all kinds sold quickly for cash in all parts of the United States. Don't wait.. Write to day describing wbst you have to sell and give cash price on same. IF YOU WANT TO BUY any kind of Business or Real Estate anywhere, at any price, write me your requirements. I can save you time and money. DAVID D. TAPE, THE LAND MAN 415 Kansas Avenue. : T0PEKA, KANSAS. The American Collection Agency No fee charged nn 1 e s a collection 1 s made. 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STANDARD OIL COMPANY parlor or I registration notice. notice is hereby oiven, that the registration books of the city of Astoria, for the primary nominating election to be held in this city on Mon day, the 12th day of November, 1008, will be opened at the Auditor's office in the city hall, on Tuesday, the 23rd day of October, 1906, and will close for said primary election on the 8th day of November, 1906, at the hour of four oclock p. m., said registration books books will again be opened on Friday, the 16th day of November, 1006, for the general election, to be held in this city on Wednesday, the 12th day of December, 1906, and will close on Fri day, the 7th day of December 1906, at four o'clock p. m. All persons must register in order to be entitled to vote. OLOF ANDERSON, Auditor and Police Judge of the. City of Astoria. Dated Astoria, Oregon, October 19, 1906. 10-I9-10t NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN, THAT up to the hour of 2 o'cock p. m. on Monday, the 5th day of November, 1908 A. D the Committee on Public Property of the Common Council of the City of Astoria, will receive sealed bids for furnishing material and per forming labor and constructing com plete a foundation for an engine house 0 the North side of Commercial street and West of 17th street, and on a tract 75 feet by 100 feet at the North West corner of tiie crossing of 17th and Commercial streets, according to the plans and specifications therefor, and Ordinance No. 3303 approved on the ISth day of September, 1001 Right is reserved to reject all bids. OEOROE KABOTII, W. C. LOGAN. I O. BELLAND, Committee on Public Property. 10-SMt Dr. W. Or LOGAN DENTI81 78 Commercial ft-. Bhanahan Bnlldlns BUSINESS DIRECTORY BOARDING. TBS LEYDE. Rooms with or without board; rates reasonable; good accom modation for transient. 14th and ComroereUl. RESTAURANTS. NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT up to the hour of 2 o'clock p. m. on Monday, the 6th day of November, 190S, the Committee on Streets and Public Ways of the Common Council of the City of Astoria, will receive sealed bids for repairing the Drain In McClure's Astoria, known as Mc- Clures Drain No. 1, from a feet east of the Went line of 9th street to a point 100 feet West of the West line of 9th street, as or dered Improved and repnlred by Or dinance No. 3308, approved on the 6th day of October, 1906. The right 1s reserved to reject any and all bids. JENS H. HANSEN, JAMES J. ROBINSON P. L. STANOLAND, Committee on Streets and Public Way. 10-31-U FIRST-OLAJ3S MEAL for 15c; nice cake, coffee, pie, or doughnuts, 5c, at I). 8. Restaur ant. 434 Bond St BEST 15 CENT MEAL. You can always find the lest l&-cent meal in the city at the point ten Rising Sun Restaurant 612 fWinercialSt. NOTICE. NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN, THAT the Common Council of the City of Astoria has declared its determination and intention to establish the grade on Irving Avenue from the West line of 8th street to the West line of 9th street, so that the grade when so .es tablished will be at the following eje- vatlon above the base of grades as established by Ordinance No. 71 of the City of Astoria, to-wits At the crossing of Irving Avenue and 8th street at 187.5 feet above the base of grades on the North side, and 100.6 fect above the base of grades on the South side. At the crossing of Irving Avenue and 9th street at 167 feet above the base of grades on the North side and UO feet above the base of grades on the South side and between said points so designated the street shall be on a straight and even slope. OLOF ANDERSON. Auditor and Police Judge of the City NOTICE. NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT the Committee on Streets and Pub lic Ways, the Superintendent of Streets and the City Surveyor have filed a certificate of approval for the Improvement of Bond street, from the west line of 6th street to the west line of McClure's Astoria, by Birch and Jacobson, the contractors, In ac cordance with General Ordinance number 8233, and the contract there for. That unless objections are filed against the same, the same will be accepted by ordinance at the next regular meeting of the Common Coun cil. OLOF ANDERSON, Auditor and Police Judge of the City j of Astoria. Dated Astoria, Nov, 1, 1906. ll-l-8t NOTICE. Parker House Oregon Restaurant NEW AND FIRST-CLASS DINING ROOM. ALL TIIE BEST THE MARKET AFFORD8. OPEN DAY AND NIGHT. Corner Ninth snd Aster fttreeta Phone Black 2184. INEXPENSIVE JAPANESE raiHGS, MADE OP BAM BOO, LIGHT, STRONG, BARD MADE, TABLES, STANDS, CBAltS, WHAT-NOTS, BOOKCASES, SH1LV IlfO, ETC. Yokohama Bazaar f2a Commsrclal 6L, Astoria. HOTELS HOTEL PORTLAND Fires Hotel In the North west PORTLAND, ORE. WINES, LIQUORS AND C10ABS. THE SAVOY Popular Concert EalL ' Good mnsle, All are wetamM. Bar StvenUi and Astor. Osr- WINES, LIQUORS AND CIGARS. Eagle Concert Hall 320 Astor Bt. The leading amusement house. Agency for Edison Phonogrsphs asd Gold Moulded Records. P. A. PETERSON, Prop I CHUM I WOOD YARDS. WOOD Cord wood, mill wood, box wood, any kind of wood 1 1 lowest prices. Kelly, toe transfer nan. "Phone aigi Main oarn on xwentn, opposite oy era house. NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT the Committee on Streets and Pub lic Ways, the Superintendent of Streets and the City Surveyor have filed! a certificate of acceptance of the improvement of Duane street, from the west line of 10th street to the west line of 6th street, by Dill and Young, the contractors, In accord ance with general ordinance number sua, ana tne contract therefor. That unless objections are filed against the same, the same will be accepted by ordinance at the next regular meet ing of the Common Council. OLOF ANIDERSON, Auditor and Police Judge of the City of Astoria. , Dated Astoria, Nov, 1, 1906, 11-1-St f0 SPICES, ol FLAVOmKG EXTRACTS flwaltfePtsfty. fines! flavor. I Crtetesf Srcngfh, fitasan&Ue f riwsj aOSSET&DEYERS PORTLAND, OREGON. 1 ' .oywwA ror Kidney and 5 WP M'W wiauuor iruuoiBi RELIEVES IN 24 Hours ALL URINARY DISCHARGES EuchCsp. y-v siile i.iiirifMinVl the nnmeT" thwart of cmnttetftUi 4 BOND ST, ASTORIA, 0REG0W SMMS Carries the Finest Line of Wines, Liquors and Cigars CALL AND SEE US W "PaleBoheralan LaAer Beer" THE BEER FOR THE HEALTHY WEALTHY AND WISE on draught and In bottles '""A ,nder wnltsry condition mnA propeiiy gM rght here , ArtorT North Pacific ? Brewing Co. ASTORIA, OREGON. For irals ny all trnlt. of, Astoria, ' 1 10.28-llt LTWrmVVWW